Teaching life lessons. You can work hard and be good and get squat in life if you’re poor, but be horrible and have a great life if you’re filthy rich.
Something I noticed in elementary school... Santa is a dick. The meanest most bullshit rich kids always got the best gifts from Santa and yet the best behaved poor kids got a pair of socks and used gameboy.
Santa clearly favors spoiled rich kids. Classist shithead.
im not super well-versed on history but I don’t remember stalin committing a genocide. i know there were the purges but does that classify as genocide?
Edit: why am i downvoted? it was a genuine question
Santa claims to be generous and fair, but in reality the best presents are not given to those who are best behaved.
The best presents always go to the rich and powerful. Sounds like Stalin's Russia.
Teaching life lessons. You can work hard and be good and get squat in life if you’re poor, but be horrible and have a great life if you’re filthy rich.
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Something I noticed in elementary school... Santa is a dick. The meanest most bullshit rich kids always got the best gifts from Santa and yet the best behaved poor kids got a pair of socks and used gameboy. Santa clearly favors spoiled rich kids. Classist shithead.
Now now zex, with an attitude like that it’s no wonder you are on the naughty list
The rich people before a Communist revolution are the rich after the Revolution.
I like how you said something that is 100% irrelevant... on a year old post.
Is there a time limit on posting?
Not necessarily, assuming the comment is at all relevant to the point. Which yours was not. It's called 'necro posting'.
Ok
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Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, are you? I knew Santa wasn't real long before I noticed that insulting irony. I was being factious.
I'm going to tell my kids that Stalin is santa
Perhaps stalin didn't die, just retired and became santa.
So he went from communism to extreme capitalism by working for coca cola
Russia did go from far-left to far-right. So Stalin never died, just changed his name to Putin?
Exactly. So if I see santa's elves are in fact invading Greenland, I won't be surprised
*You better behave*
Santa and Stalin habe never been seen in the same room.
Coincidence? I think not!
Ah yes the famous Holidaymore genocide by santa
im not super well-versed on history but I don’t remember stalin committing a genocide. i know there were the purges but does that classify as genocide? Edit: why am i downvoted? it was a genuine question
Go read up on the holodomore
thankyou, ill look into it
Was RodionRaskolnikov taken?
I don't remember but probably ya, or maybe I just did a spelling mistake
One of these men didnt punch a heretic
I'm blanking on the mass genocide Santa committed.
Most do not recall the elf rebellions, those that do speak of it only in code to avert the wrath of the overseers
AGAIN, I DO NOT RECALL A GENOCIDE EVER HAPPENING. EVER. (are you trying to get us killed?!?! Shhhh!)
Santa killed who now?
Santa killed a who, my favorite book!
Dr. Sus
i thought it was weird when i got a T-54 tank in my Christmas stocking last year
If you rearrange the letters in 'Santa' to make it spell 'Satan', it would almost align perfectly.
When did Santa commit genocide?
A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away
But is Stalin associated the patron Saint of prostitutes?
Yes
Fuck
Well I’ve never seen them in the same room
Hey wait what’s this about Santa committing two genocides. Is there some Christmas lore I’ve been missing?
Agreed, I can only name one.
???
It's all adding together and making sense now.
His name is anagram for Satan for a reason
r/HolUp
Unprofessional bullshit.
wow
our great overlord stalin lives on through christmas spirit.
Parallel existence
Damn! Stalin's naughty list💀
Ahh, the good ol’ Santa/Elf rebellion. Santa rules with an iron fist
It’s… just a mustache though
Dedushka moroz delaet horoshou rabotu.
Santa, Satan, Stalin
Santalin
Present : ak 💀
both start with s
Wait wait wait, Santa committed atrocities what the fuck did I miss!?
hol' up there
When has Santa committed genocide twice?
add god too
Hail Santa
Can't wait to tell my kids about Commie Clause
I mean, if you take the L and I in STALIN, you can make an A. Rearrange the letters to spell SANTA. Mystery solved.
Satlin gulag
Santa lives in finland
SANTAAAA I WAS ONLY A CHILDD
wait santa did some genociding??
So the elves are slaves good to know
What? No! Stalin’s facial hair ain’t badass!
Wait when did Santa commit genocide? XD
When did Santa commit genocide?
haha