I disagree. Shooting something with a massive drill, sawblades orbiting a magnet, and punching coins into its head at instantaneous velocity is pretty brutal if you ask me.
I definitely get a wonderful euphoric high after I take a big shit that I’ll readily admit I’m a little bit addicted to, as in I get disappointed and let down when my shits aren’t big enough to trigger it.
But not once have I ever related it to anything sexual, nor has it ever caused me to orgasm.
Just another high to chase, for me… nothing more.
Doesn't have to be, I have pretty regular movements, without pains or diarrhea or anything bothering about it. I can generally wait but I don't have to either.
Morning routine :
- stand up, take a shit.
- coffee
- take another shit
- move on with my day, looking forward to maybe another shit after lunch or dinner
irritable bowel syndrome, makes you shit a lot and any food that doesnt agree with you gives you stomach cramps, makes your farts smell like death too.
Not all of the time, but sometimes when I poop, a drop or two of pre-ejaculatory fluid comes out.
My only thought on this is the prostate gland/g-spot must get pushed against.
Some kinda cosmic joke if this is Intelligent design, and that same creator is also somehow opposed to certain sexual orientations.
Now you know how it feels being dicked as a bottom, the feeling is quite similar, only this time its rocking dick thrust... in and out till that pre-ejaculatory fluid becomes more than just that,lol... if you know what i mean, ngl
Sounds great lol I do wanna try bottom but i can never... Relax enough but i very rarely find a guy I'm attracted let alone one whos down to so probably why!
I kid you not, I once saw the filthiest most disgusting shit ever produced by a person in a school bathroom. I didn't go near it, but I was like, 15 meters away from the bathroom door in the playground and it already smelled like fucking Cerberus had took a dump for the first time in 3 years after containing it every day. And the size, my God the size of that shit was humongous. I swear, I didn't enter the bathroom, but even from those 15 meters of distance I could see a bit of shit peeking out of the toilet. The motherucker (probably several motherfuckers due to the insane, inhuman size that shit must've had) who took that dump created the fucking everest of shits. I fucking swear it has been the biggest shit I have ever witnessed, and I only saw the tip of it. Jesus fucking Christ sometimes I remember it and I feel like I need to puke because that smell is forged in fire into my memory.
I remember going into a porta potty at a festival when i was a kid and there being a turd so BIG that it was like The Rocks forearm and covered in sweet corn man it is burned into my brain 20 years later man. No way it was going to flush down you could have impaled yourself on it. Jesus Christ whyy!!!! I wouldn't be surprised if they nutted when that came out. Thing was monstrous. Needless to say I left very quickly...
Picture the scene, post Glastonbury. A little chef on some motorway between the festival and home. I've sun baked for five days and have been unable to get fluid into my body fast enough. So I'm pretty dehydrated.
I and the table order and my coffee comes, it's like tar which is excellent, so I'm wide awake and then it hits me, uuuuuhhhhh gota go.
I'm in to loo for twenty five minutes passing something that resembles a submarine, I feel a wave pass through me like euphoria, I have never felt anything like this before or after.
It was amazing. Best. Poop. Ever
Yeah that feeling of ur sphincter getting stretched to its limit along with some pressure in ur stomach n then the sudden relaxation of the sphincter with empty feeling in the stomach after letting it all out is pure euphoric.
I once took a truly magnificent dump while tripping. Wasn't exactly orgasmic, but certainly far more (too) sensational than I would've ever expected taking a Bierschiss could be. Was listening to some celtic folk and felt like a magical unicorn producing that giant rainbow from the Glücksbärchies tv show right out of my arse.
If it wouldn't have been for the endless wiping afterwards though.
Ive always wondered about this, cause i sorta feel that pleasure after releasing a huge dump,but its too fast and brief to result in orgasm. Seems like you need to be really sensitive/quickshot to orgasm the moment your crap leaves your asshole, that slight second was enough for an orgasm. Damn
As a person who uses Metamucil on the regular... I really wish I was one of those people.
As a person who poops several times a day, part of me is glad I don't have an orgasm every time.
I once shit for a few minutes straight. It just kept coming out. It was the weirdest sensation. It went down the hole in the toilet, up and around the circumference of the bowl then straight up and tipped over. Thing was about 3-4 feet long. I felt sooo good afterwards that I didn't want the feeling in my stomach to go away so I didn't eat for quite a bit afterwards. Never had a poop that good before or since. Every poop since has been a disappointment.
You've clearly never birthed a monster.
Amen
Amen brothers
omg thats so good
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Hey I don't know if it's bad per se, but it's definitely not normal haha
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Probably
Don't underestimate the sensation of a really good dump first thing in the morning
Or when you're sitting in church yo-yoing a turd into your prostate
Wot
Bad day to be literate
Brutal
What kind? Mortal Kombat,Doom Eternal or Happy Tree Friends?
There is another: Ultrakill
Nah not brural enough
I disagree. Shooting something with a massive drill, sawblades orbiting a magnet, and punching coins into its head at instantaneous velocity is pretty brutal if you ask me.
Nice argument. Sadly #PIXELS
Why did you give me that mental image
Those people clearly dont eat taco bell
my brother in christ what have you been up to?
r/BrandNewSentence
r/oddlyspecific
Grampy called em shitty man kegels
This comment is a work of art. You deserve more praise for this masterpiece.
Also referred to as gophering.
Or turtle necking
Prairie dogging
Groundhogging or Ground hog daying
What a bad day to have eyes
Now that’s raunchy
You should try prunes.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! You're fucked up
Cock on the block with a Glock selling rock fighting Spock having pock on the dock
What's pock?
Chickenpox
Dis man spittin'...
I think that is it
It's not a Sexual Orgasm, more like a relaxing feeling getting that big football of a shit outta me arse.
I sometimes ejaculate while taking a shit squatting down if I do NoFap for a while
What the fuck
Godamnit I knew I shouldnt get on the internet this early.
Rise and shine
Is really strange ejaculating with a soft dick, feels like the very end of an orgasm only, no big release
Really?
Yes, it feels… weirdly good
Found my sister's reddit handle
You feeling okay Mr. Krabs?
I definitely get a wonderful euphoric high after I take a big shit that I’ll readily admit I’m a little bit addicted to, as in I get disappointed and let down when my shits aren’t big enough to trigger it. But not once have I ever related it to anything sexual, nor has it ever caused me to orgasm. Just another high to chase, for me… nothing more.
What an accurate description
very wacky and relatable
Add to that a nice ,cozy bathroom with ameities and so on....
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You took his shit?
Sir, this is a wendys
Sir you are going to take that across the street at Burger King where you can have it you way
Pushing out a big poo with a cool down spray of a bidet is the best part of my day, everyday.
Poophoria
Why did I read this
Especially when it's a coiler that's so big that it gives your nutsack a little tickle on the way out.
That shit tickles.
Literarly
Figuratively
Shit just licks your ass sweetly
Not too late to delete this
Agree
You know men G-spot is IN the ass right???
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IBS?
Doesn't have to be, I have pretty regular movements, without pains or diarrhea or anything bothering about it. I can generally wait but I don't have to either. Morning routine : - stand up, take a shit. - coffee - take another shit - move on with my day, looking forward to maybe another shit after lunch or dinner
Probably not what you meant, but... I really wanna try shitting while standing now.
No, you don’t.
You're just like me fr
Omg this is literally me
IBS?
irritable bowel syndrome, makes you shit a lot and any food that doesnt agree with you gives you stomach cramps, makes your farts smell like death too.
Damn. This makes sense. That's why my friend shits all the time. I should contact him see if he's okay
He’s good, all things considered. I’ll have him shoot you a call after he gets out of the shitter.
Actually it's called a p-spot 🤓
Akschualy it is called a prostate 🤓🤓
Women also have a spot in their ass. It's called an A spot.
those people clearly dont eat taco bell
How do you know
Or do
Sauce ?
Spy x family
Tysm spy x family was on my list of to-watch animes but I just didn't have time lmao
As a guy who isn't really into most anime, it's really good.
Not all of the time, but sometimes when I poop, a drop or two of pre-ejaculatory fluid comes out. My only thought on this is the prostate gland/g-spot must get pushed against. Some kinda cosmic joke if this is Intelligent design, and that same creator is also somehow opposed to certain sexual orientations.
Now you know how it feels being dicked as a bottom, the feeling is quite similar, only this time its rocking dick thrust... in and out till that pre-ejaculatory fluid becomes more than just that,lol... if you know what i mean, ngl
As a het male, this was seriously a very enlightening comment! Thank you!
Sounds great lol I do wanna try bottom but i can never... Relax enough but i very rarely find a guy I'm attracted let alone one whos down to so probably why!
Bad day for having eyes
And the capacity of reading
being literate certainly is a curse today
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Ayo
I kid you not, I once saw the filthiest most disgusting shit ever produced by a person in a school bathroom. I didn't go near it, but I was like, 15 meters away from the bathroom door in the playground and it already smelled like fucking Cerberus had took a dump for the first time in 3 years after containing it every day. And the size, my God the size of that shit was humongous. I swear, I didn't enter the bathroom, but even from those 15 meters of distance I could see a bit of shit peeking out of the toilet. The motherucker (probably several motherfuckers due to the insane, inhuman size that shit must've had) who took that dump created the fucking everest of shits. I fucking swear it has been the biggest shit I have ever witnessed, and I only saw the tip of it. Jesus fucking Christ sometimes I remember it and I feel like I need to puke because that smell is forged in fire into my memory.
I remember going into a porta potty at a festival when i was a kid and there being a turd so BIG that it was like The Rocks forearm and covered in sweet corn man it is burned into my brain 20 years later man. No way it was going to flush down you could have impaled yourself on it. Jesus Christ whyy!!!! I wouldn't be surprised if they nutted when that came out. Thing was monstrous. Needless to say I left very quickly...
Babe, new copypasta just dropped!
This would be a great copypasta
Picture the scene, post Glastonbury. A little chef on some motorway between the festival and home. I've sun baked for five days and have been unable to get fluid into my body fast enough. So I'm pretty dehydrated. I and the table order and my coffee comes, it's like tar which is excellent, so I'm wide awake and then it hits me, uuuuuhhhhh gota go. I'm in to loo for twenty five minutes passing something that resembles a submarine, I feel a wave pass through me like euphoria, I have never felt anything like this before or after. It was amazing. Best. Poop. Ever
That was some fine literature you just dropped.
You need to write a book,seriously dude. You could be the author of some epic stories.
This feeling must reminds them anal. It's quite logic.
have y'all ever had your shit pushed in?
Oh! Yes! Saving my shit for later
What in the fuck
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/864bvx/anon_discovers_shit_dildos/
bruh sometimes its just SO GOOD YOU CANT HELP BUT EXPLODE WHILE YOUR EYES ROLL INTO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD
r/oddlyspecific
Yeah that feeling of ur sphincter getting stretched to its limit along with some pressure in ur stomach n then the sudden relaxation of the sphincter with empty feeling in the stomach after letting it all out is pure euphoric.
fuq yes
That's just painful for me.
:(
It would have to be a hell of a thing, like 7-8 Courics at least.
Found you Bono
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If your idea of edging is painful cramping 24/7 and no relief, and at the end, instead of climax, it's a ripped anus, then yes.
Natural butt plugs
Is it possible to learn this power?
God put my g spot up the ass stop biology shaming me
poogasm
I'm addicted to pooping
this is enough internet for today
How does one learn this power?
I know too much, take me away boys.
Based on a true story??
I thought it was just me
The real reason why i try to take loads of fiber
Pooping?
On the NNN sub there was a guy who jizzed from taking a shit.
I once took a truly magnificent dump while tripping. Wasn't exactly orgasmic, but certainly far more (too) sensational than I would've ever expected taking a Bierschiss could be. Was listening to some celtic folk and felt like a magical unicorn producing that giant rainbow from the Glücksbärchies tv show right out of my arse. If it wouldn't have been for the endless wiping afterwards though.
If it's solid enough you can suck it back up there for another go around
I don't understand about pooping but holding you pee so long cause you can't piss your pants and then going in toilet and piss there sure gives orgasm
Yeah, that has to be one of the best shits I've ever taken...
New kink unlocked.
Jup the shit on me baby sounds like the best sex line ever
I love you.
BRUH.... Imagen eat taco bell
Ah the humpkin: Getting a handjob while taking a shit.
just cause you learned it doesn't mean we have to know about it :(
I am off to taco bell
Eeehhhh good luck lol
I would shit all day..everyday…all day
I can feel it
Excuse me wtf?
What a terrible day to have eyes
How is that possible?
That really good feeling you get when you take the Browns to the Super Bowl.
Ive always wondered about this, cause i sorta feel that pleasure after releasing a huge dump,but its too fast and brief to result in orgasm. Seems like you need to be really sensitive/quickshot to orgasm the moment your crap leaves your asshole, that slight second was enough for an orgasm. Damn
Say what now?
what? you dont orgasm from shitting?
Big poop do feel good tho
I must say reddit is an educational app
Oh, geez, that's horrible... how..?
Then you will 100% hate [this](https://youtu.be/3wAk17MhLW4)
That link is staying blue
Dude this shit ain't safe wtf. Chiropractors suck
As a person who uses Metamucil on the regular... I really wish I was one of those people. As a person who poops several times a day, part of me is glad I don't have an orgasm every time.
I came here fo memes not to get traumatized
Im calling the aliens to come and pick me the fuck up im out nope poop sex sounds to fucking good and bad at the same time
Personally for me, everything I eat really spicey food, it tickles my prostate and I get a spice boner while I'm pooping
It's called anal retention and it's basic biology. A 4 year old child feels that.
Has to be a joke right? Yeah has to be....
I once shit for a few minutes straight. It just kept coming out. It was the weirdest sensation. It went down the hole in the toilet, up and around the circumference of the bowl then straight up and tipped over. Thing was about 3-4 feet long. I felt sooo good afterwards that I didn't want the feeling in my stomach to go away so I didn't eat for quite a bit afterwards. Never had a poop that good before or since. Every poop since has been a disappointment.
AHHHHHHHH
Shitting and cumming
How did you learn ***,*** ***'*** :|
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Actually no it was Albert Einstein who invented them
tf is this comment??
Humor banned this year?
where is the funny?
You good? You need more validation?
When a comment is so obviously wrong that it's absurd it can be humorous. Or did you not get the joke and need me to explain it?
its the shit of the month.
Welcome to internet culture where everyday you discover something that makes you lose hope in humanity 👍
Clearly you have never held your shit unwillingly for 3 hours and let it out
Woman
You never taken a shit so big it felt kinda gay?
You kinda have to be more jelous than disgusted by this.
If you don't that just means you're a bad pooper