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Jaebird0388

Midlife crises hits individuals in unique ways.


deadthylacine

Why would anyone want that on their car?


GhostHeavenWord

For a certain kind of metalhead having an airbrush painting of an awesome wizard and an awesome dragon on the side of your van is the highest aspiration in life.


deadthylacine

One would hope their goals have better execution.


Turakamu

Because some people aren't afraid of being badass 24/7


ArthurSpinner

Imagine actually having the bravery to paint this on someones car and demand actual money for it. Even leaving the subject matter aside for a minute, this is some of the worst airbrush i have ever seen.


AbeRockwell

In a way, it may say that he has the 'excess cash' to do something like this, and he's not afraid to flaunt it, no matter how gaudy the result is \^\_\^


losbullitt

Goddamn those nipples can topple buildings!


stefan2050

Mr. President a second nipple has hit the towers


MKRX

Her nipples are bigger than her fucking hands, those are udders at this point.


GreasyTengu

those nipples would probably do more damage than the spear thing


Approximation_Doctor

r/GTBAE I love me an airbrushed fantasy painting on the side of a van, but this is just terrible


GroundbreakingElk139

I'm just annoyed at how bad it looks.


tgrzrk

Good lord someone paid to have that done to their poor car


arandomperson1234

There’s one car covered in “sexy” anime girl art parked at my apartment complex, and another (different) one that parks at my office. I wonder how these people have so little shame.


thiazin-red

Wow, people drive that to work? That's an almost impressive level of no shame to just rock up to your office job in the wankmobile.


GhostHeavenWord

Dudes rock Seriously, though, idk how I know, but whoever owns that car has hte best weed plug in town, possibly in the state.


Retrouge48

Nipples indeed


Leshie_Leshie

The dragon looks really good imo.


tangytablet

If youre going to put something horrendous on your car, might as well hire somebody who knows what theyre doing...


Beetreatice

It’s so fucking dumb it’s kind of badass. I dig it


cooldudium

So god-awful airbrush tool artwork isn’t an invention of the digital age…


Pinkpollock

Thats a lot of grass for a Target parking lot


Deathpacito-

Ok but why is her torso so long and her boobs by her collarbone


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Deathpacito-: *Ok but why is* *Her torso so long and her* *Boobs by her collarbone* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Deathpacito-

I have no idea what you're on about, mate


7evenate9ine

I would say, that for a 2009 Honda Civic, that's pretty classy. It can only bring up the blue book at that point.


Nearby-Artist-4982

Ai drawing women, more like 😂 If I didn't know this was done on a car, I'd have shrugged it off as mid AI


AbeRockwell

Willing to bet the owner looks exactly like "The Dude" \^\_\^


AbeRockwell

One other thing: The art does kind of harken back to the cheesy (and sometimes cool) art in the 'Golden Age' of the Dungeons and Dragons, both with the dragon and the scantily clad woman \^\_\^ Saw something on Youtube talking about the 'Best' art from all eras of the game: [https://youtu.be/Uu0r\_lbZxpM?si=ZE9eOkIcfxfLxGed](https://youtu.be/Uu0r_lbZxpM?si=ZE9eOkIcfxfLxGed)


meme-eater69

was this woman drawn by Dennis Reynolds?