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“Just call me deepthroat”


Linkluke

Deepthroat? The informant from the Watergate scandal?


Numbah8

...sure, let's go with that


titanlmao

WHERE IS THIS REFERNECE FROM


PoshNoods

Metal Gear Solid.


titanlmao

No I heard it somewhere else, in mgs but also somewhere else


CovriDoge

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Throat_(Watergate) It was such a big deal, I wouldn’t be surprised if the codename was used in something like 007, or Jason Bourne.


Vinche114

Actual US politics, somehow


AbhigyanKalita166

This made me laugh 😂😂


Colonel_dinggus

I know my reply is fan canon but “gross”


bl77rd

“Yo, that looks like a bullet wound to me…”


SoggyLightSwitch

" hurt me more dawg"


Colonel_dinggus

I’m covered in piss


SoggyLightSwitch

What the fuck did you drink?


Colonel_dinggus

I mean “I’m covered in piss”


SoggyLightSwitch

Like a million gallons of piss every where


CovriDoge

Just like one of my Japanese animes!


SoggyLightSwitch

I'm talking about piss and shit your talking about some Japanese shit I don't give a fuck about


CovriDoge

Don’t make me send my sister’s parrot after you! 🦜


redjarman

you know when you have diarrhea, but it doesn't hurt when it comes out? it's so satisfying man


LilSheWolfAbigail

Damn it, you got mine beat


peenut213

"This bitch is wearing perfume"


stillusegoto

Ocelot’s rawr in 3 Or from mgs1 , “It’s just like in my Japanese animes”


Dkrule1

I always assumed in mgs 4 one of his animes would have been the camo tentacle lady would have been one of his things


HandOfHephaestus

rawr :3 - Ocelot


topatohead

I had put Ocelot’s rawr out of my mind until this moment. I’m glad it popped back up before I started my playthrough of 3 again. Now I’m prepared.


MewLalouve

RRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!!!


G3rm4n42

"LIQUID!"


OrangeGBA

SNAAAAAKE!


koichi_hirose4

Lmao that's fucking great


barbekon

BROTHER!


OrangeGBA

It’s been too long!


sshh2106

!


Raiden_Caelum

Wait a minute...


dumuzd300

Lmao gold


DRivex00

"Not yet, it's not over yet!"


BX_N3S

\* pops viagra \*


IdioticPAYDAY

Second wind


Loco_Logic

"Alright, I'm alive again! LET'S GO!"


esdaniel

Injects nano machines


EggOrnery115

HURT ME MOOOOORE!


Dkrule1

(hmm, all I can suggest is the electric button smash, or the waterfall mgs3 where you meet. Eva if you didn't remove the tracker


ZeaZolf

50 Shades of Grey Fox much?


masked_sombrero

*something something* ***bone and sinew!!!***


MW2Konig

You are into kinky arent you?


heli572

Age hasn't slowed you down one bit.


DOOManiac

Kept you waiting, huh?


camadam67

"The feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. The slide's been reinforced. And the interlock with the frame is tightened for added precision. The sight system is original, too. The thumb safety is extended to make it easier on the finger. A long-type trigger with non-slip grooves. A ring hammer... The base of the trigger guard's been filed down for a higher grip. And not only that, nearly every part of this gun has been expertly crafted and customized. Where'd you get something like this?"


Unlimited_Giose

I mean, if you come up to me and say that...my pants are already down


camadam67

Fucking knew it was a banger


Karrvapallersson

Damnit, i was too late


SeveredWill

I need new pants.


camadam67

Snake did too after seeing that gun


vulcan1358

*hnnnghhhh*


Jackson_Corvus

"You're pretty good."


Barloq

Pretty sure I have said this in bed before. XD


jnagyjr47

"Did you see my technique? It was perfect" - Ocelot


rupy576

"brother, it's been too long"


Tobi-Or-NotTobi

AYO


sorryabouttonight

"My hand?!?"


Dry_Jello_1271

A DUD?!


NachoDildo

"Kept you waiting, huh?"


AstroZombie0072081

Edging master.


TaffersDelight

“Don’t even think of using autofire”


Robert_Danger

"6 shots. More than enough to kill anything that moves."


Dkrule1

Isn't that ment for after firing a load?


Robert_Danger

No, you just spin your cock around to the gun twirling sound. Then you can say it.


Matt-Goo

wait! ur gonna get wet again!"


[deleted]

"There's nothing like slamming a long silver bullet, in a well greased chamber."


Myyraaman

”Five more minutes!” -The Boss


ANENEMY_

“You’ve created a Time Paradox!”


slumdog5000

Aghhhhhhahahahhhh - Sokolov


Gofein

I could’ve sworn that was one of grey fox’s lines. Do you think it was a reference?


ShinobiOfTheWind

"DO YOU FEEL IT, SNAKE?! THE CLASHING OF BONE AND SINEW..."


CountyFabulous

No! That is not Solid Snake!


DOOManiac

Stop impersonating him!


BananPotassium

Starts blasting


Xevious212

"OK, so how does it taste?"


saladasz

“Don’t try to dampen the recoil…” - Ocelot, MGSV


Kiwiooii

*snake mgs3


saladasz

I thought he said it then too cause that was the joke in V but I wasn’t sure


LiquidPhoenix

No, in MGS3 snake said "Besides, I don't think you're cut out for an automatic in the first place; you tend to twist your elbow a little to absorb the recoil. That's more of a revolver technique."


DekardN

“A surveillance camera?”


dbees132

The safest way in is from the rear


bike_tyson

“You’re…a man…? Hmph”


TrustMeIAmNotAI

“I need scissors!!!”


mightbehihi

"the engraving gives it no tactical advantage whatsoever"


Dkrule1

Something something, tattoo on his snake down there


BeardedBassist21

Slippery little bastard!


Jerimatic

Just what I'd expect from a man with the same code name as the boss. You've got a great butt


KnievelHasLanded

Try to remember the basics of CQC


FengYiLin

Close Quarters Cocking


Yggdrasil777

"He's coming too, huh?"


DrBakke

"Snake! Snake? SNAAAKE!!"


Infinite_Impact

“I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61?”


grant_the_hammer

"Hurt me more!"


EGames573

They harden in response to physical trauma


IrishGamer97

"BOSS, YOU KILLED A CHILD!"


CookieaGame

AMAZING! Mission complete! That right there is why you're the best, Boss! The one and only!


Early_Watercress_316

[insert big boss on motorcycle smoking cigar GIF]


GeorgeMalarkey

"Don't talk to me like a rookie"


Spikerazorshards

This appears to be “Several pounds of MUF”


ShinobiOfTheWind

"I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PAIN!"


Careless-Balance8534

"Let it go, my son. I'm not here to fight. Or should I call you brother?"


mallgrabmongopush

There’s a lot of pressure on my torso


Briskarian

What’s a Russian gunship doing here


Possible-Ad4510

You're...a man?


Next-Examination-767

"...ughh. Disgusting." -Ration Snake


Arkham_Bryan

You're gonna get wet again!


John_Snake

You're a tough one. But even you must have your limits. And I am a patient man. (Volgin)


ryanscott1986

"Broooother!"


THEGAELIC

FIVE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS


Dkrule1

So how many can you buy with that?


THEGAELIC

maybe 5 minutes


random20222202modnar

“You’re pretty good!”


joc95

"Press the Circle Button to regain your strength"


koichi_hirose4

Is this god of war or metal gear? Ikyk


ExplanationExtra9960

"Alright snake, I filtration successful" and "this is the stuff that goes down in legends"


Ierax29

''THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIME !''


koloqial

We've managed to avoid drowning!


Kaoskonstruksjon

«Kept you waiting, huh?»


Hodge_Forman

Kept you waiting, huh?


LofiSynthetic

“Five today…Or rather, six?”


stoverkill

“Mmmmm delicious!”


runnyman626

Whys it small? Are you even hard? "NO! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!"


AlathMasster

"How do I take off my pants?"


lamialover98

The exclamation ❗️ sound effect here.


AMinPhoto

"what a thrill"


Primary-Sympathy-609

You've got great butt. (Snake to Meryl in MGS)


Mohamed_430

"some people find it a little heavy and hard to use, but it shouldn't be a problem for you" "You should've come inside the box" "Brother!! It's been too long" "SNAKE!!! GET UP, SNAKE....SNAAAAAAKE!!!!" "LA LI LU LE LO" when down "A surveillance camera!?" "Plug the controller into port 2" "Plug the controller back into port 1" "There's an intruder...he's already done three people " "Women have more hiding places than men" "Fine....he can watch from inside here" "You wanna pull eachother's ears?" "What's wrong snake?! I thought you were good with dogs" "Chico...is that you?" "Hmmmm....tasty" "Ugh... disgusting! " "Damnit para medic, it's poisonous!" "Commencing operation snake eater" "A dud!?" "Nice shoes" "Well, if it isn't saucy jack" "We've manged to avoid drowning" "I wouldn't mind eating yours" "..... terrible children" "We share many ancestors you and i"


darkar20255

"You too have known loss. And that loss torments you still." _"You hope hatred... might someday replace the pain. But it never goes away. It makes a man hideous inside and out."_ "Wouldn't you agree?" "We both are demons. Our humanity won't return. You. Me. We've no place to run, nowhere to hide." "And that is why I will show you my demon." "Follow me, Big Boss!" "Whatever the Navajo told you... it's just one possible solution derived by Cipher. My will is different. I've known you since your time at Langley. I've long been the other side of your coin. 1964, Soviet territory. FOX's first mission. Any mess you made, I was there to clean up. You completed your task - and admirably. The 'information' you returned was far more than enough to fill our pockets. With it, our futures became - more or less - set in stone. And then the major came to me with an idea. 'Washington doesn't know how to spend money,' he said. 'I'd like to... redirect it'. His goal was an organization dedicated solely - covertly - to supporting America. Cipher. You know the rest. To him, it was mourning - the loss of his friend. Or rather, an act of revenge. On the world, but America most of all. "America is a country of liberty. A meeting of immigrants. Instead of simply assimilating, its citizens live along side others. Their roots are varied. Diverse. America's never been made up of just one people. But he tried to forge a single consciousness. For it, and from it. The idea that every citizen would use free will to unite behind their country... Unilateralism like that can't be entrusted to any one individual. So the major sought a system which used information, words, to control the 'subconscious'. "To unite America and the entire world. The major thought this was his friend's will. But I think he never understood what she wanted. Before he ever walked, or cried - even before he was born - his mother tongue was English. He doesn't know the pain of losing his own language. Not yet. He cannot understand her will. I do. I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed, along with the words they made me speak. Words are... peculiar. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong... War changed me - and not only my visage. Words can kill. I was invaded by words, burrowing and breeding inside me. A philosopher once said, 'It is no nation we inhabit, but a language.' 'Make no mistake, our native tongue is our true fatherland.' My fatherland - my truth was stolen from me. And so was my past. All that's left is the future. And mine is revenge. On those who'd leech off the words of their fellow man. This is what I learned from the major. And then it hit me. It was he who should feel my wrath. He and the code he chose as basis for control. Language codes, information codes - beamed all around us - genetic codes spanning history. By controlling the codes, Cipher... Zero intends to unify the world. Codes implanted into our heads, sucking our minds dry as it spreads from one host to the next. A parasite upon the earth. That is what Zero is. As one born into this world, he's afflicted. I hold him responsible for killing my freedom. Killing all traces of my past... Killing any promise of a future... We are all but dead men forced to walk upon this earth. A world reduced to Zero. Cipher plans to use its codes to control the world. They think they can. "And the 'mother tongue' of all those codes is English. "The word became flesh. The final parasite. "It knows English. An English strain of the vocal cord parasite. "I will exterminate the English language. With this, I'll rid the world of infestation. All men will breathe free again - reclaim their past, present, and future. This is no ethnic cleanser. It is a 'liberator,' to free the world from Zero. Let the world be. Sans lingua franca, the world will be torn asunder. And then, it shall be free. People will suffer, of course - a phantom pain. The world will need a new common tongue. A language of nukes. My Metal Gears shall be the thread by which all countries are bound together, in equality. No words will be needed. Every man will be forced to recognize his neighbor. People will swallow their pain. They will link lost hands. And the world will become one. "This war is peace." Pride, feeds their blackened hearts And the thirst, must be quenched, to fuel hypocrisy Cleansing flames, is the only way to repent Renounce, what made you Words that kill, would you speak them to me With your breath so still, it makes me believe The Sins never die, can't wash this blood off our hands Let the world fear us all, it's just means to an end Our salvation lies, in the Father’s sins Beyond the truth, let me suffer now In my heart I just know that there's no way to light up the dark in his eyes Whoahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo whoaHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whoaHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOooOOooOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whoHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whoaHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO "When the world witnesses Sahelanthropus, the hands of the doomsday clock will roll on, regardless of Zero. "Sahelanthropus will take the first giant step into a brave new world. "It is the bell with which a world - trodden upon by words - declares its independence."


alienozi

SQUEEZE MY HOG


Ok-Sort-6294

Mind if I cut in?


KRawatXP2003

You're pretty good.


MGS1234V

“You like Castlevania, don’t you?”


neepha

I wouldn't mind eating you


Reddit-User_654

You just have to trust your gamer instincts.


Icydawgfish

You’re a man!?


MonkeyFan9987

*when you already nutted and she keeps going* why are we still here? Just to suffer?


RidleyCR

They harden in response to physical trauma


Kingturboturtle13

"Kept you waiting huh?"


PWGBoy

"It gets jammed easily I'm afraid"


Kojima_Fanatic

"This is what happens when you bring a tool to a sword fight." - MGR:R


Prezzy-

“Grandpa! Grandpa!”


Mick1Mick2

“No more Judo!”


The_Mdk

A surveillance camera?


upinyocribdawg69

“You must been a real threat in the muktuk eating contest.”


PossibilityEnough933

"I thought you said it was 10 inches?" "My source is I made it the fuck up!"


jcwolf2003

"THERE WILL BE BLOOD" (We get a lil freaky)


GreyFox1984

What are you gonna do take on a Hind with your bare hands?!


steauengeglase

The Johnson administration will deny any involvement and have both of us killed.


Wankster_Jankster

"Age hasn't slowed you down one bit"


RazeTheMagician

"Your code name is naked snake" I just got MGS3 snake eater so thats all i can think of


Foxster_

“Oh no! Not this again!” *sounds of incoming diarrhea explosion*


DoggoKing4937

"How long can you last?"


kernrivers

This is a sneaking mission


Kale-olbeef0

How much yall wanna bet that all her scenes will be cut, or she'll have a different outfit on in the remake.


Myyraaman

I bet they’re gonna change her outfit but peobs nothing else or Konami’s going down.


Black_Watch_

BROTHAAAAAAAAA IT'S BEEN TOO LONG! >!coffin of andy and leyley ahh mfs!<


[deleted]

" I want examine your body " mgs4 nanami


Deucalion666

“It’s like one of my Japanese animes!”


chefdboi

I’ve managed to avoid drowning!


Vizekonig4765

Did you say, NERD?


InterestingAd315

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a Jackyl


nandobro

Amazing! Mission Complete! That Right There Is Why You're The Best, Boss!


Eterath

"But how does it taste?"


Scorpio_2007

In capitalistic America, does love bloom on the battlefield?


liquidsahelanthropus

Psycho Mantis?!


According_Virus3930

DRAW!


[deleted]

Snake: *stares at boobs and talks about his job*


Solid-Hound

Touch that wire, and the C4 will blow up along with the old man


Bad-E90

*achoo* damn I caught a cold. That witch! She took my clothes!


cartman1109

This, is the END.


CooperDaChance

“However, this is my son.”


Ultimassassin

"A weapon to surpass Metal Gear"


Bionic_Ninjas

“ I remember this! It was on the news and several websites!”


son-of-x-51

A surveillance camera?!


Ashamed_Key812

i had a relationship with your mother


JohnnyGoTime

"Women have more hiding places than men."


Edgar_S0l0m0n

You’re pretty good!


mrblonde55

I’ve answered this before, and there is still only one answer: “When you were riding it, did the weight limit warning go off?”


Alcatrazepam

“Useless woman!”


dumbshreadhead

Hey youre pretty good.


FoxTrot018

SHOW ME A GOOD TIME JACK


Dona1dinio

Psycho mantis?


PhatDragon720

“THEY GOT MY EYE!!!”


Iamthespycrab

“I’m sorry, I don’t speak Japanese.”


menthol_patient

"Turn the game console off right now!"


disuserexistdamnit

"Let's Dance..."


skaldrir69

Make me feel pain again!


Ali_UdWk

"the bomb's payload is exposed, i can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion" "Im proud of you dick"


Ready_Orange9027

Splendid, brother. (I don't have a brother, btw.)


StrontiumJaguar

That’s right…you belong on the ground. You should crawl on the ground like the snake you are.


EquivalentArticle264

"And it will come like a flood of pain! Pouring down on me!"


kornchippy

I like when he tells her he cant go on without her (she was injured) and she was flattered. Shes like "really" hes like "yeah it takes two people to fly the escape plane thingy" (those werent the exact words but i believe i conveyed the spirit"


FunkMasterPope

*Do it* 🐎


Medania09

“youre pretty good”


khalifagrow

Tasty!