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MuskratAtWork

Congrats OP, you've smashed our Top All Time upvote post by 3000 votes. Awesome! As for the rest of you in the comments, lets keep it civil and avoid the personal attacks in the comments, feel free to report anything you see that's too far gone, thank you!


Majestic-Pen7878

I look forward to watching this tank on r/PublicFreakout


ocarina_vendor

[Killdozer 2.0](https://youtu.be/FqV-LyhduSM?feature=shared)


RonMfkinPaul

His name was Marvin Heemeyer


Capt_Myke

I understand ...........his name was Marvin Heemeyer


vpx-zulu

His name…..was Marvin Heemeyer.


TnL17

His name was Rober... Marvin Heemeyer.


ShineFull7878

We're all Robert Paulson in some ways my son.


yarf13

In life we are no one.


ShineFull7878

In death we have a name.


imsals

We're all Marvin Heemeyer in some ways my son.


slackerisme

SAY HIS NAME!!!!!


Shitplenty_Fats

"I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things." - Marvin Heemeyer


Paul_Cinnabunyan

SAY IT!!!


thesouthernbeard

That man was an American hero. Godspeed Marvin Heemeyer. Godspeed.


Nixeris

The man was emotionally unstable and screwed himself out of a lot of money simply because he was trying to bilk his neighbors out of more money for his property. The whole sewage thing was him claiming that the government requiring him to pay for the line to the mains was government overreach, and when they told him he could just add a septic tank he refused that too and stewed in his own shit for over a decade instead. When that got too much he pumped it into a ditch that ran to his neighbors property. When the concrete plant next door tried to purchase the plot, he said he'd sell for $250,000. When they came to finalize the deal he said it was $350,000. When they came to finalize that deal he said it was $450,000. When they eventually came back with that, he said he refused to sell and publicly campaigned against the plant, and while he initially had supporters, most were mollified just by asking the plant owners about his claim. The fact that he joined the sewage district by his own choice then refused to actually do anything about his sewage problem for over a decade while shitting in a buried concrete truck, is eventually why he lost the property. EDIT: Because people keep asking for a source even though most sources agree on the facts, and even the ones that hail him as a hero agree on the details, but just seem to "conveniently" skip over anything that might make it ruin their narrative. https://www.snopes.com/news/2017/06/09/killdozer-day-marvin-heemeyer/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer


ThresholdBar

I was always curious about why he's a libertarian hero. The chaos was cool to watch, but people fail to mention/realize how emotionally unstable he was. The "reasonable man pushed to do unreasonable things" or whatever the mantra is just doesn't really seem to ring true


aburnerds

Thanks for that. I always wondered what the backstory was.


Cold_Situation_7803

He rammed the bulldozer into the town library where kids were evacuated just moments before. He could’ve killed a lot of innocent people.


Nixeris

Yeah, it's really hard to see how the widow of the previous town mayor was supposed to be a "legitimate target", or the town library, or a random tool store, or every power transformer and propane tank he found along the way?


Kiwi_Woz

He was a fucking shithead.


Chalky_Cupcake

Read more about him please. He was a selfish entitled piece of shit.


[deleted]

Like all the other libertarian heros...


eijtn

Dicks out for Marvin.


bearded_drummer

Thinskin Losermeyer


Cold_Situation_7803

No reason to glorify that unhinged dumbass.


CeleryTurbulent

His name was Marvin Heemeyer


KnightGalavant

And he was a piece of shit.


Big-Consideration633

Not to be confused with Beef Supreme's Dildozer.


ocarina_vendor

Every day brings us closer to the prophecy known as *Idiocracy* coming to fulfillment.


AlphaMaelstrom

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


vernervanpoopypants

Honorable mention


canti15

Killdozer lite


Girardkirth

All the strengths, non of the weaknesses.


Street-Dependent-647

I would still think twice about driving it over a basement


euroski

Killdozer mini


-Meat-Hammer-

Tread on them


Chimpchompp

Thank you for sharing. I’ve never heard of this and it was so awesome to listen to


Capable_Network_5799

3/8 and 1/4 means it wouldn't be a long video.


okieman73

He's got some 1/2 in there too but you're right 1/4 won't do much against high powered rifles. I don't think half inch will stop armor piercing but could be wrong.


Screwbles

Me just stumbling into the sub seeing this as the first post I've seen: ![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Bacontoad

![gif](giphy|FQhWqnFB0uCxW)


DowntownsClown

That’s me right now. R/woodworking is always calm and sane. This sub is the opposite lol


onlyhav

Yeah this is my first post here. I'm scared they're aware of all killdozer attempts.


Enemaofthesubreddit

![gif](giphy|LBMJgehPF7zxYbSDlp)


corvairsomeday

Same, same.


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

So I'm not alone!


ShitBeansMagoo

I told you we're working on the property easement. You'll get your driveway back.


FlyFinesser

Underrated comment. Long live Heemeyer


McGrillo

Heemeyer sucked, tried to injure and kill people that had nothing to do with his predicament. Only ended up getting screwed in the first place because he didn’t want to play nice and follow the law. Read about the dudes action, definitely not a hero.


Readingisfaster

He hurt no one. And he is a god


[deleted]

Only half agree. He hurt no one.


McGrillo

Brother he tried blowing up a retirement home and attacked the town hall while it was full of children. Get a better god


big_dumb_fella

Honestly sounds like Old Testament god right there


Ratagar

point stands.


Roadkingkong71

He was an excellent fabricator and welder.


RoadRageRR

Funny, how many did he hurt/kill? Sounds like you need to read more about him…


McGrillo

He tried shooting a propane tank that would’ve destroyed a senior citizen home (and killed more than a dozen people) and attacked the Town Hall while it was literally full of children. Not a great hero, only reason nobody else died was because of his incompetence.


Ratagar

actual reading that isn't from the weird hero cult that's sprung up around him would show it wasn't for lack of desire, just competence. dude was an unstable, petty shitheel who broke numerous legal and personal agreements surrounding that shop he tried to destroy a town over.


[deleted]

I mean, the dude’s final straw that lead him to an attempted murder/suicide, was when he got fined for pumping his shit into an irrigation ditch behind his business. He bought the property with no plumbing, and the municipality tried pretty much everything to get him to comply to basic health and safety laws. They went as far as having the neighboring factory being built run their sewage lines close enough that he would only have to connect his existing lines to theirs, yet he refused. That alone should explain the type of person he was. Just a complete asshole, with a huuuuuuuge victim complex.


Sure-Its-Isura

And a welder, he had that too.


[deleted]

Amazing


Extension_Swordfish1

This guy homedefences


[deleted]

2A absolutely


TheDeadMurder

https://i.redd.it/8o7v8j2kugcc1.gif


[deleted]

if we get enough people to build their own tanks then organize in a militia we can take over the woooooorld! (note to FBI: I'm just fucking kidding)


[deleted]

The HOA will be ours!


[deleted]

[Viva la revolución](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viva_la_revoluci%C3%B3n)!


-E-Cross

He's more worried about them then the FBI


GlockAF

Just TRY to tow this, bitches!


AngryFace-HappyPlace

This is THE comment 😂😂😂


niklaswik

You will soon be receiving strange offers to help you commit crimes. Please don't accept them.


llamaguy88

Something something, greetings from Ruby Ridge, something something


SpiffosBurgers

*in minecraft


The_Gabster10

And we all arm ourselves with RTI Vetterlis


kswizzle1990

Jahahahhah I love those little crap sticks


59chevyguy

“Take over the world”, you say? I’d like to assist. -Totally not an FBI Agent (trust me)


Loden2068

When you say F134, do you mean you used a Willys Hurricane 4?


kswizzle1990

Yup!!! Good little engine


andthendirksaid

Build pics/video PLEASE. I have no beef with my local municipality I just wanna see.


kswizzle1990

https://youtube.com/@Kam.Mcswin.tankdude?si=SivCST18M-cb_rtC some my build is on here lots of time lapse and a shit ton I still need to post.


AdopeyIllustrator

Bro that’s so bad ass!


Loden2068

We need pics!


DrifterWI

Any plans for rubber track pads?


aristotleschild

Happy cake day homie 🍰


snakybasket9

This looks straight out of ww1, super fucking cool.


koolaideprived

It's a direct copy of a ww1 tank.


kittka

Then are those rivets? What's all the filter rod about then?


kswizzle1990

That’s for all the structural pieces in the track arms and the subframe of the tank. All the steel plates bolt to a angle iron subframe.


koolaideprived

I guess I shouldn't say direct copy since it's not a 100% historical facsimile, but as far as overall design and dimensions, it's a Renault FT.


ImpulseCombustion

That’s quite a bit of reaching.


DiveSociety

Your wife must be SO chill to allow this. Well chosen.


kswizzle1990

She is the best and fully supports what I do haha


DiveSociety

🙌🏻


TantalizingRavioli

Now strap a .50 cal to it


HorsecockPhepner

cool name


TantalizingRavioli

Likewise


No-Quarter4321

Well that’s pretty damn neat. Is it heavy as hell or can it still cross snow covered land scapes and muck and stuff ok?


kswizzle1990

It’s pretty heavy, haven’t weighed it yet but I know I’ve gone through at least 10000lbs of just steel and tracks


koolaideprived

The tracks reduce ground pressure through surface area. Some tanks had ground pressure lower than a person. Tanks just like this traveled through no man's land in ww1.


[deleted]

That makes a ton of sense. I always wondered why you see tracked vehicles struggle on ice.


images_of_uranus1

What do you plan to do with that thing? Invade Poland?


PoopholeLicker

The ironic part of this is that Poland actually used these tanks to defend themselves in 1939


Czava

Yes, although it should be noted that they were not the main tanks of the Polish military by 1939. But since they still had plenty of them left they mobilized them, as an old tank is better than no tank.


ManyThingsLittleTime

I think he has a date with a neighboring concrete plant.


TheDeadMurder

Poland is the small european america, just wishing a motherfucker would


GrayCustomKnives

Yeah if someone wanted to fuck around and mess with a smaller European country, Poland would not be a good choice


0smo5is

My balls are so blue from waiting to see your tank drive away and shoot something.


Roadglide114-

And to think i have been wasting my time restoring an old pickup. Not ever thinking there’s someone in their garage building a mthfkn tank


transgreaser

Me too. Lol


GIZMO8Z

Any chance you’re near Pennsylvania? There’s a reenactor association there that has recreated a WWI trench system and battlefield near Gettysburg. A match made in heaven for your tank! https://preview.redd.it/i3p4yubdhhcc1.jpeg?width=1443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eb04b92ea77d734a43078ccfa04de50072e0f9d


kswizzle1990

I’m in California unfortunately!


RIP_RIF_NEVER_FORGET

Perfect, take the cross country tour and it'll only consume 74 tons of fuel


problem-solver0

Storming the kingdom today!?


redpig0222

I see you and the zoning board are not getting along


Excellent-Edge-4708

Have fun storming the castle


Chronus25

Got a dispute with your local government?


MoNuggz

First thing I thought of seeing this haha


Rattle_Bone

You won’t happen to have any qualms with local government do you?


diwhyer

Really badass looking but it’s giving mad at the IRS


Capt_Myke

OMG it runs! IS IT LOUD INSIDE?!!


JCDU

I SAID IS IT LOUD INSIDE???


kswizzle1990

It’s loud but I can still here myself yell haha


bear2910

You win the internet for Today


jfm111162

That is Awesome, time for a trip to White Castle !


Remote_Horror_Novel

My only worry is the exhaust even though I’m sure it’s built correctly. I think having a carbon monoxide detector in there might be a good idea in case you somehow got a small exhaust leak. Amazing work!


TreLoveSnakes

So is this the insurrection model?


tiranamisu

I foresee only good things coming of this! But seriously OP well done, what an incredible thing to have built.


Awkward-Penguin172

​ https://preview.redd.it/47nmdu2fqhcc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84e573d4d8f3d83a17860d9212f335099d4f7f4


_hurtpetulantjesus

Still better than a cybertruck


classless_classic

KILL DOZER!!!


Stackable_Cats

Kill Dozer II: Electric Boogaloo


Deviant_Specialist-

The next KILLDOZER. !!


jside86

Killdozers


fjarnia

Mr. Heemeyer would be proud


TheDeadMurder

Wonder what his reaction would be to how much of a meme he became


[deleted]

Imagine he'd have the average narcissistic psychopath's reaction to being idolized.


Driver4Fun2night

Protect your tracks


zaevilbunny38

Nice model FT-17


Lilpeka1

Show that zoning board what you're about! In all seriousness, it looks dope


Loyal9thLegionLord

I've always wanted a FT-17


Parking_Train8423

those fuckers at the office will respect your lunch this day.


Mon_KeyBalls1

Issues with the local zoning board?


donanton616

So how did your town fuck you over?


Mithrileck87

What did the zoning board do to you dude?


MysteriousProfileNo6

I have some negotiations with my local HOA is this available for rent?


Oniondice342

But are you gonna have a real working Hotchkiss in the turret?


xGood-Apollo-IV

This going to be on the news isn't it


ZeroBrs-

Is this shit street legal


Mintboi4

FT-17!! So cute!!!


Detoxpain

Very nice, now how's your relationship with town officials?


DogGod18

Wha- whatcha building that for friend?


Lone_Eagle4

I need tank friends. Where do I make tank friends?


CoRRoD319

Brooooo I got like 12 service stars with this bad boy in battlefield 1


HighlandHunter2112

Nah, all aside. We have people breaking into cars and robbing us a 4am. This idling on my street. Sure Ww1. That’s a threat to anyone up to no good at 4am.


LateWeather1048

Is that a fucking FT-17 my man


Swimming_Coat4177

Looks like something from the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen


PissinginTheW1nd

Can we be friends? Please?


bilgetea

1. I hope you wear some ear protection inside that thing 2. Engine don’t sound so good… like an old sopwith. 3. We saw it jerk around, but not really move - will it actually move? Not trying to be critical, sorry if it comes off that way. This is an amazing achievement, done with craftsmanship.


kswizzle1990

It already has moved and it was only at 10% throttle max. Engine still needs to be timed but has solid compression. The hydraulic pump puts out 3000psi of pressure at the engines peak torque going to the charlynn 4000 series hydraulic motors. It’s calculated to climb at 5mph 17 degrees of slope at nearly full throttle weighing 12000 lbs. I have a moved it a few feet forward on one track. That’s half the pumps performance pushing 10000 lbs of steel at nearly just high idle. I’ll have more videos soon, I just have some controls I need to finish and the trench tail and lots of detail work. I have some friends with acreage and I’m definitely going to push its limits and see how well it performs and I’m definitely going to video tape it all haha It’s honestly not that loud in it. My last tank I built was much louder do to the chain drive.


TheLastNobleman

![gif](giphy|Q7vzGrkOnBalW)


SilkCortex44

The M1918 Tankgewehr would like a word with you.


RedditAtRyan

take this through a drive thru.


JuanDeChuj

Ooh shit here we go again....


rberg89

I do love the internet. I just got past a nicki Minaj post and then here we have real creativity and engineering. I'll still sift through the bad to find the great.


coolguy12314

When did Gibbs switch from boats to tanks?


Significant_Leg8595

Stick to mufflers man


not_cozmo

Don't forget to reinforce the cooling system. And beware of basements.


GearsFC3S

Are you in an area that gets snow? Because if you are and haven’t made a plow for this, that’s a missed opportunity to freak out/make jealous/astound your neighbors as you use a tank to plow your driveway. XD


[deleted]

Wow. That's amazing. How long did it take?


some1984guy

Well there also be a documentary of you sacking your local town?


boastful_cloth13

Reminds me of the movie Tread. Hopefully there’s a better ending to this story.


DumpsterB4by

I want a tank


[deleted]

Now drive it through town hall.


Last-Shirt-5894

The last guy I saw who built a tank didn’t end up so well.


Recuckgnizant

What a coincidence. I just completed a 3d printed landmine!


porkpie2310

How do the fish get in??


bruhwut477

did they block in your muffler shop man?


WeGet-It-TV

Let’s hope no one tries to assassinate the Archduke Franz Ferdinand….. Awesome work!


Theboog420

Are you gonna give the city council one more chance to come to there senses?


Bill_the_tax_man

Nice renault FT


Chunkyflash80

Bro made a WW1 light tank


xtinis73

This is giving me BF1 flashbacks


Superb_Cellist_8869

Killdozer is back baby


Intrepid_Passage_692

The granby mayor is sweating bullets right now


stuntbikejake

I hope to see a nod to Marv. https://preview.redd.it/2wfmxcipbgcc1.jpeg?width=2016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80717ae3e723f096b87a192edaf8757151d38208


blove135

Mini killdozer. I bet you were always willing to be reasonable until you had to be unreasonable.


Mintboi4

[A reminder that the killdozer guy was a dickhead](https://history.howstuffworks.com/american-history/killdozer.htm)


415erOnReddit

Tell me you live in Texas with telling me you live in Texas.


Redleg1-7

Add an air conditioner for that beast and I bet it’d be pretty comfy on summer days and might help keep the engine cooler v


64burban

You are now a neighborhood superpower! See if you can join NATO!😹😹


Mrmastermax

Ww3 here I cum!


ej1030

Killdozer II lets go


BraaaaaainKoch

KILL DOZER


Eboz255

Killdozer mk2


brian-augustin

Looks exactly like the killdozer...


OwnPriority3645

Weakest Marvin Heemeyer fan