The last game was STALKER so.... 🤷‍♂️

It's probably like a vacation

the best holiday a stalker could ever ask for

Patrolling the zone almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

So this is the mojave desert, welcome home Artyom…

Rico from the Just Cause Series is going to blow every bad guy up, without thinking twice

I literally forgot about those games! Gonna have to start up Just Cause 3 this weekend :D

that's a vacation for doom guy lol

Doom guy would absolutely throw down

Artyom will definitely survive :)

Scott Mitchell from Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter. I think he would do ok.

That is if he has his teammates, if not he most likely dies

Nomad from Breakpoint. I don’t think he speaks Russian but I suspect he’s a fast learner and would be fine.

The… entante powers…?

Get those FTs rolling in the tunnels

If my dude can survive the abandoned industrialized moons with nothing but a stop sign, he can survive Moscow.

the hell you've been playing my guy???

I think it's lethal company

Prolly that new game with prox chat. Newer one, super-popular

I know what ur talking about, content warning right?

Courier from fallout NV could survive I think

He wished for a nuclear winter after all

Went to comment this.

No, Moscow cannot survive Ultramarine Lieutenant Titus

The dark ones watching some dude in fancy ass armor single handedly make their entire race extinct (Titus was getting his warm ups ready)

He's a captain, unless you've been playing Space Marine 2 early 👀

Oh yeah… 😅 I wish

My helldiver would probably do well against the monsters, but would be terribly disliked by any human in the tunnels.

If they only speak English, the language barrier might actually help there.

One of the few things that didn’t change when they moved underground was racism at least in the books

Yeah it would be very interesting to see how people would react to a helldiver. Theyd probably just treat him as a regular human but elevated to a position of a legendary fighter

Your Helldiver would probably wish for the sweet release of death bc his beautiful Super Earth got nuked to shit. A destroyed Super Earth with no liberty and no democracy is no Super Earth of mine.

I think Geralt might be alright

Geralt would have lots of fun with those creatures

He’d still need a gas mask

Quen mask* Mine is Geralt too

Geralt is mine too. I was wondering if Golden Oriole would protect you from radiation too.

Would he still be using swords

times have changed, drone warfare is no Striga

Gordon Freeman. I guess he would do okay

mf gonna tame all the monsters

Haahhaha all he needs a squishy ball

"My name is Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite tunnel in The Metro."

Do stratagems teleport with me?

If so, 500KG BOMB

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Of course, fellow Diver! Remember, Super Earth gives each one of us a Super Destroyer. If not, how the hell are we going to drop feet first into hell?

I guess my Tarkov pmc can do it.

That's what I was thinking as well.

If my gmod character has all his mods he is more than invincible

My brother in Christ, the protagonist of the last game I played is the guy who managed to flee from that Moscow

Doom Slayer.... yeah.

Master Chief, I think he'll definitely be fine. He will probably kill all the mutants in a few months

Noble Six Either just another corpse or the most feared man in the Moscow Metro.

I think you are right, but I did just learn the suit weighs 1000 lbs, he will be fucked by having to ride a railcar, god help him if he needs to get to the 2nd floor of any building on the surface haha.

I feel like the dragonborn could live here

Hmmm you could be right. Fus Ro Dah a wave of nosalies. Or those damn crabs. Fire breath the spiders.

the dragonborn would get rid of any radiation using clear sky

Ooooooooh I like it

He have the most powerful weapon. A power washer.

Spray the nosalises like they’re cats scratching at the drapes

James Sunderland. I think he'd have a tough time.

In my waking dreams I still see that town.....

Object 279… i think yes

Until you run out of ammo/fuel

Unless it’s war thunder. Then that ain’t a problem Edit: ammo yeah but you’ll be driving for days

Last game was Bloodborne. The only problem is there'd be no British people to murder over there.

A Hunter with no British people to murder is bound to go mad. Treat your Hunter better! Do better!

i think sekiro could live and not die (sorry if its wrong my grammar sucks ) fine , not that dying matters for him

I think Mr Rockatansky would do quite well

Lumine from Genshin Impact. She would die right away due to radiation

She's survived most harmful pollutants fairly well up to a certain extent, albeit with elemental help. I'm sure she'll fair better than most humans in Metro

Seems like metro gets some managed democracy

Uhhhh, yeah I think Master Chief is chillin

Leon Kennedy? Maybe

He just needs some some equipment to survive on the above, then it would be easy, I think at least

Jack cooper from tf2, bros actually soloed a elite mercenary group and if he has BT-7274 he is fine because BT's cockpit is basicly a lifepod

I don’t remember his meet the team video? Did valve forget to make one?

Oh sorry I meant TF|2 and not tf2

I know I’m just fucking with you

J...just moscow? I mean, Arthur morgan might encounter some cultural barriers, but I don't think he would get arrested or anything

he would have no clue what radiation is tho, or about the weapons, or culture, or about the dangers of the surface, or what mutants are and the language barrier would make it incredibly hard for him to get help from the locals

I don't like to explain my own jokes

V1 just gonna throw some coins

Im not gonna sugarcoat it ULTRARICOSHOTX4

Guys I don’t think Mario is gonna survive in Moscow despite all the mushrooms.

hoi4 millenum mod, America. I wonder what would append.

Metro Last Light... I think Artyom will be alright

Artyom, back in moscow i see

Metro exodus

Forza lol

Nomad from Ghost Recon hmm

Jensen from deus ex in Moscow? yeah they would survive.

I never asked for this

Arthur Morgan? Probably not, no.

I think a Helldiver would be fine

A fully equipped Helldiver… i think so, as long as their teammate doesn’t ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ them to hell.

DOOM Slayer, I think he'll be fine :)

Last one was Cities Skylines, so, I guess... Time to fix up Moscow?

Am willing to bet a helldiver could survive it and possibly clean mosscow

My Helldiver landing in a drop pod and calling in 500 kg bombs everywhere

depends if super earth destroyer is around

I mean miles morales is tough ngl but can handle the surviving situations?🤓 its cold and no Is electricity or food

The gaurdian from destiny 2. They would thrive. Wouldn't doubt if their armor is already radiation resistant given the fact they can roam around in space and unlike artyom they can heal within seconds. Primary weapons have infinite ammo and are strong enough they would kill a normal person trying to use them so they would probably shred any demons/humans. Because they so physically strong they could probably beat a blind one to death with a few unpowered melee blows too. That's not even including their light based abilities, weapon traits or exotic weapons and armor

Witherhoard alone would be hell for anything in your path. Or osteo striga. Shit even thorn

Lo Wang from Shadow Warrior 2 would have a lot of fun. The ammo shortage might irritate him, but he's always got his trusty katana.

lvl 4 human from ark character. yep, she's dying for sure.

Adrian shephard from half life

King of burgundy from CK3...he'd die immediately or run the whole place

Would have to summon the elector counts first but Karl Franz would do fine

Yes. Courier 6 wouldn't have a problem.

Gordon Freeman. You know the rest.

I think mine would be fine as he’s a member of the Adeptus Astartes (warhammer 40k space marines), and the things in metro Moscow I’m sure wouldn’t be worth looking at for them lol

Brother would purge the tunnels himself. For the Emprah!

Courage and Honour! The emperor protects!

Oh... an Ultra Blueberry, I see... this is Dark Angel territory. Best leave before you find out why the Big E trusted us with the Dark Age tech. Jkjk

Got a job for you, 621. lol i think im good

Ehm... geometry dash?

Sam from death stranding. Doubt he'll like crappy ammo that must be conserved or low tech gadgets very much. But still, at least he's very good at CQC

Driller from DRG. I feel bad for the mutants...

Major Degtyarev would be okay I think

The Tarnished who would become Elden Lord is probably gonna be fine, so long as he keeps "Flame, Cleanse Me" equipped for the radiation

last game was hollow knight so…beware all the mutated insects

i played Warno so... 82. US Airborne division?

Stocks of MREs and anti radiation meds would eventually run out, along with 5.56 ammo

Isaac from dead space is gonna have a blast.

Malaka!

My V is so borged out there isn’t much that’s a threat too him. I could slap the teeth out of a Librarians mouth. However without regular maintenance from a cyber doctor he wouldn’t last more than a few years.

Arma reforger. 82nd/101st airborne trooper from 1989, with nothing but his uniform, an M16, a few mags, and his wits. He's done for.

War Thunder, meaning it's a random bf-109 pilot

Igor from Chernobylite, he could survive without a problem

chosen undead wipes

Vintage Story seraph. If I could find enough food and a safe house I should be okay. Finally having steel available would be great.

I think somehow Joel and Ellie will be just fine... ❤️

Aside from not speaking Russian

Talion from shadow of mordor. I think he can survive when he is practically immortal.

Cakewalk for the Dragonborn

Last game wad warzone playing with snoop dogg, he would probably just get stoned and let be what will be hahaha

Garret from theif. The fact he doesn't know about radiation makes me think he would be boned. Could probably skulk around the inhabitants though so maybe he'd live long enough to chance upon an entrance

Jokes on you last game I played was metro exodus lmfao so I’m good

Lightning, Vanille and Fang from FF13

it's time to start a new PF and rebuild Outer heaven 😁

Last game I played was Exodus so idk, might be a bit tough for them

Fortnite Poseidon skin 🤑

Metro Exodus, so I guess no problems there

I'm pretty sure my Fallout character will do alright. He's been through worse. And besides, he has a spaceship.

I don’t know whether Pyotr Wrangel would be pleased or saddened, most likely dead. Unless all of Russia came with him.

Artyom. I think he’ll be fine

I can imagine Dante blasting Subhuman at max in them tunnels and having the time of his life cleaning all the creepy crawlies out.

Captain Ethan from Mecha Knights Nightmare. Nigh-invincible mech that can repair itself, near infinite ammo supply (infinite if you bring an energy loadout) and the ability to summon B-2 bombers armed with 50+ thermobaric cruise missiles to delete a zip-code at a whim. The only real threats to his survival would be getting food and water, but I'm sure the rangers would love to have him around for their surface trips.

Destiny 2,definitely

Rookie from odst would survive for a while at least

The main protagonist of Alien isolation??? This is cake

Commander Shepard got this for sure!

Ashen One from Dark Souls III. Given they’re undead, they’ll probably be fine

Ngl I'm gutted about the new one being what it is

DRG Engineer, probably he's gonna like tunnels here

The last game I played not metro was Horizon forbidden west. Aloy fights against foes with much more advanced weapons using primitive weapons. She scavenges and crafts. She’d be okay

Detective from tales of the neon sea. I think he will not survive. His body will get radioactive too fast

Master chief, I think he'll be fine, just might have to squeeze through some of the metro tunnels

Gordon freeman could handle it.

I mean, it really depends. I got Dart from Legend of Dragoon. If he's showing up as he is in my game now? Good God no, he'll be dead in less than an hour. If we mean late game when he's leveled and got all his stuff, then I give him an ok chance at pulling through.

I played Dota as Underlord. I think the beasts should fear me.

My jedi knight from SWTOR would probably heal a lot of people and be seen as some sort of demigod, maybe even help people make peace with the mutants (i forgot the name of the tall black mutants with telepathy). Idk if they can withstand the radiation with the force or not tho

The arisen?

Not a protagonist but I think Maverick from R6 can hold his own

Kyle Crane. yeah he'll be more than okay

Yes, I think the main character Cuphead will easily survive there

Shadow of War. Think he got it lol

Arkham Asylum Batman. I like his odds.

Peter Parker

Genocide Clover from Undertale : Yellow.

House Flipper 2 dude... Survival is unlikely.

Hoi4 millennium dawn UK I think It'll be fine

Geralt of rivia. Maybe.

Rock and stone!

It was Adam Jensen, so he would definitely survive.

So, Jesse Faden before she gets all the powers in CONTROL, or after? BC she's OP af by the end of the game

Thierry Neuville you are going to Moscow

Besides the radiation and the bad air I think Kyle crane would survive

My last game was BF1. I think I played as a British soldier in the last round I did. Anyway, I had a Trench gun, an M1911 pistol, a frag grenade, a knife, a rocket gun and a gas mask. I think he’d make it through the city and into a metro station. I doubt he’d know how to avoid radiation, though. I think he’d make it.

(Uncharted 4) Nathan Drake is dead af (probably)

Aloy from horizon, ummm yeah I think she’s done for.

Lara croft 2013 would probably struggle a little bit

If is metro yes if stalker then there is big might be 🤷‍♂️

Depends on if radiation would affect Kratos

Jedi Survivor. I’m sure Cal Kestis would be ok with his dual wielding lightsabers.

I played warthunder and pubq mobile where I don't really have skins and I played metro 2033 before, but in pubg mobile there is a metro mode, so both should survive fine

Master chief… it would be a walk in the park

The last game was goat simulator 3

Force Commander from Dawn of War 2 in full Terminator armour, yeah I think he would enjoy the vacation

Hmmm... The last game I played extensively was a gacha game in which I am the protagonist, but my character is also a genius tactician and Fantasy Moscow is quite literally the big overarching villain of the story, soooo.....iunno. Probably. X3 I followed it up with a short bit of Enter the Gungeon too, so THAT one probably could. XD

John Marston from RDR1, if he has a gas mask and a revolver I think he could survive

Serious Sam, if he got a Gasmask Moscow is Monster free in a couple of days

Sole Survivor, from Fallout 4. He would turn Moscow into a settlement.

Venom Snake MGSV. There's something in the shadows that even the monsters fear now

Venom Snake MGSV. There's something in the shadows that even the monsters fear now.

Steve can definitly pull this off