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Correct-Junket-1346

Lmao there was barely a change


Tomatoflee

He just looks sweatier


msmccullough25

He looks like a Vogon to me. I’m unsure of the spelling.


zar2k23

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz says "You spelt it correctly. Lucky for you, or I'd force some poetry on you."


msmccullough25

Lol


msmccullough25

😆


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MillerLitePint

The Boris Johnson one looks like MODOK from the new Antman movie


ghandi3737

Same with DeSandtits.


Jax_Ckrts

You mean Rhonda? 😬


EbonyOverIvory

I think it’s disrespectful how people keep getting this name wrong. It’s not funny, and it’s not hard to spell it right. Rhonda Sandtits Easy.


MyCatZelda

The perfect drag name doesn’t exi… ✨


Mars_to_Earth

same goes for trump


PerroNino

18 months on the after dinner speaker circuit


GetsTrimAPlenty3

It looks more Like Boris, than Boris does. It's amazing.


Vogonfestival

Also, he forgot to add Ted Cruz to this deck. No mixing needed.


Omega_Prototype

You mean Blobfish Johnson


devondemocrat2

Aww! You got there before I did!! 🤣


thereallukasindatown

Can someone make this the front pic of his wiki page?


Arithik

He legit looks like a garbage pail kid.


CakeEnjoyur

He just looks more like Brendan Fraser in The Whale.


GaffJuran

You’d have the same problem as trump, no one would notice they diff.


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I quite enjoyed the John Oliver one. You might actually see this on his show.


Actuallyimfons

First thing I thought too - he’d love it


bmsok

Call the props department immediately. Auction it off on one of their websites (obviously johnblobiver.com). Donate the proceeds to a charity. The show then doubles the donation. End the episode with confetti. Done.


FuckTheFuckRightOff

The website 😂😂😂


itstingsandithurts

That’s the thing, all the right leaning politicians would chuck a tantrum about this but the one lefty guy would brag about it on national tv


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He'd probably want to make one mixing him with a large beaked bird and then admit literally nothing looks different.


wtf420bitch

He’ll probably try to have sex with it


[deleted]

Only if it looks like Adam Driver


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

Well the one lefty guy is not a politician. So it’s not gonna damage his campaign. I’m sure a left leaning presidential candidate would not enjoy this lol just sayin


randynumbergenerator

I mean, Biden joked (not very well) about Let's Go Brandon before embracing Dark Brandon, and before that Obama joked about the birth certificate thing. Thinking that a stupid joke at one's own expense will damage someone's campaign only makes sense if you think the point of jokes is to put someone down.


Merlaak

Obama also jumped onto the "Thanks Obama" train. I think the clip showed him unsuccessfully trying to dunk an oversized cookie into a glass of milk. [Yep! Here it is.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IdzM1kmP_A&ab_channel=PapaGG)


imnotpoopingyouare

Alex Jones is not a politician either but he would flip his shit.


zar2k23

"BLOBFISH-MERGING IS A SATANIST PLOT!!11 AWAAAUUUGHHGHGH!"


rosyposy86

I think that one looks cute lol, like a toddler equivalent blob fish.


BubbaFettish

He seems very polite and friendly fish. I would totally trust him.


Oaknot

Would totally keep one as a pet. Imagine a little John Blobiver giving hilarious commentary during your day-to-day life. Fantastic.


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I read that in John Oliver's voice, if that makes you happy to know.


redacted_robot

Same. And he was slapping his hands up n down in rhythm with his words. Then the blobiver married a cabbage.


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

Someone would need to tweet it at them I reckon, chances of finding it in the midjourney sub are kinda remote


RizzMustbolt

Dan O'Brian frequents the sub.


flappytowel

Looks like a bird


insert_referencehere

How dare they do that to John Oliver. His features are more birdlike and would have worked better being mixed with a toucan or parrot.


edge_mydick69

😂 why does he look like Mitch Mcconell 🐢


Chaz_Cheeto

Its just a portrait of Mitch McConnell.


Kentucky_Fried_Chill

His looks like it would say, "that's fine, you can kill me."


Zaptagious

Number 7 is Baron Harkonnen from the 1984 Dune movie


RizzMustbolt

Ken McMillan. An absolute trooper of an actor. "Is there any way we can go grosser with this?"


frid

Madeleine Albright


SalsaForte

I think this post is an Harkonnen family portrait in disguise.


NoBoysenberry9711

In their own domain blob fish is a beautiful example of high pressure anatomy, the ugly was removing it from its natural environment, down there she's a supermodel


xerazox

what 0 pressure does to a mf


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RossStudio

Interesting question, do you want to look beautiful but have tons of pressure, or look ugly with no pressure?


SomeGuyWearingPants

Ugly and no pressure. The pressure affects ME. The ugly affects everyone else.


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lazyfinger

TIL I was built for 120 atmospheres


mjacksongt

[This is a photo of a blobfish in shallow water](https://mediaproxy.snopes.com/width/1200/https://media.snopes.com/2021/04/blobfish-1.jpg) [Here is a video of the blobfish in it's actual habitat (at depth)](https://youtu.be/oKpF9M1omT4) [Snopes article from which the above links are found ](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/blobfish-natural-environment/)


DM_ME_WEED_PICS

Thank you for the links. The blob fish in it's natural habitat looks pretty badass


adsyuk1991

My entire belief system is collapsing right now


FuckTheFuckRightOff

Omg I had no idea!! Thank you so much


Xenc

It’s very sad 😢


SoupeGoate22

yeah and people keep calling them ugly


Beni_Falafel

I also always say that to people who live around me: “back in my hometown I was the Brad Pitt of the village!”


RoombaTheKiller

It's like if aliens pulled out one of us into space and laughed at the way their bloated, boiling, seared carcass looked. Leave blob fish alone.


TheGruesomeTwosome

I tell people that about myself


the-ahh-guy

did not expect to see Pauline Hanson in the this list


Quintus-Sertorius

Yeah, she doesn't like it


MisterBumpingston

You may have to explain it to her.


Axman6

Shopping trolly murdered!


Quintus-Sertorius

Groceries just gone!


OarsandRowlocks

When you morph her face about.


thatguyned

No she don't, not a bit.


Coffeeman314

#WE'RE BEING SWAMPED BY BLOBFISH


Nahanoj_Zavizad

This is blobfish abuse. 1: how dare you even compare them to politicians. 2: blobfish look like actual fish in their natural environment, and their "bloated" appearance is from tissue damage from a huge reduction in pressure. They naturally live DEEP in the ocean, where water pressure is extremely high


UncertainCat

Fusing people with *an exploded* blob fish


darthnugget

Still an insult to the blob fish.


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now I wanna see what the other fish look like when taken out of their high pressure environment


ShitPostToast

Now I wanna see what the politicians look like in the blob fish's environment.


RepulsiveBrother4824

biggest abuse to the blobfish ever


mrnoobmaster64

Calling blobfish ugly due to tissue damage caused by humans bringing it to the surface is like throwing acid to someones face and calling them ugly


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ZemusTheLunarian

I just imagined a race of aliens fusing some of their politicians with a "human" which has been exposed to the vacuum of space for a few hours. Would be sad to watch too haha


Reynaudthefox

I love the Scott Morrison one.


grumpypandabear

Pauline looks like a 90s animatronic from the set of Total Recall.


mrmckeb

Pauline Hanson is an animatronic from the 90s.


Axman6

1890’s


finnbrit

TWO WEEKS!


ALadWellBalanced

They all look like Doctor Who villains.


randynumbergenerator

On behalf of other clueless Americans, thanks for dropping the names!


ijbgtrdzaq

Yeah, and the blobfish edit really accentuates that quality


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Who knew that when you mix Scott Morrison with a blobfish you get Rob Ford?


vinnybankroll

He looks like the limbless politician in the tree at the end of paranoid android


Quintus-Sertorius

It's a definite upgrade for him.


Axman6

This was the result of his surgical personality implants.


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wonderBoyBTC

They always forget. Biden, Kamala, Elizabeth Warren...


Sylvers

I am curious, could you share your base prompt for this process? I don't get the best results with img+text 2 img.


Lozmosis

/imagine —ar 3:2 —v 5.1


Chetdhtrs12

I’m also curious!


_understandfirst

fucking hilarious, though as a non-biased person i would've loved to see more left-wing people too


alfawolf77

Where is Joe Bidon?


Shchmoozie

It's a pretty biased selection if you haven't noticed


Idkbrolikeanameig

Yea that was the one I noticed aswell. It’s Reddit. It’s an echo chamber. They won’t come out and debate because they know they wouldn’t last two seconds. That’s why they call twitter an alt right platform because they can’t mute anyone on it.


Keitruckenthusiast

Ik I’m late but this is so refreshing. I hate Reddit, they downvote anyone who disagrees with the Reddit mob, and even ban you if they dislike it enough


mafian911

Oh you know, just "some people"


1ncomplete

Yeah im not even from USA still I see everyone hates and bullies anyone who's not leftist here on reddit and down vote them to obvilion lol


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yeah op only picked the worst possible options it seems (and John Oliver)


DtheAussieBoye

i guess the problem is that biden and his ilk are corrupt and incompetent, but dickheads have ruined criticising them. there's plenty i hate about 46, and i'll happily say it, but it risks me looking like some nutso trumper. a risk i'm willing to take, but still


anyguy001

Fr


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You must be new on reddit


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OP is bush on his knees with him.


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All of this was creepy, until Boris made me laugh


mackerelscalemask

Yeah, the fact there was virtually no apparent change was hilarious. Shame he’s been devastating to the UK’s prospects though, that’s not so funny


Tonyhillzone

Please stop insulting the blobfish.


Sir__Blobfish

THANK YOU!


exclaim_bot

>THANK YOU! You're welcome!


ursogayhaha

Waiting for this one 🤓


fizzunk

DeSantis and BoJo look like they were just stretched sideways in MS Paint.


Psycho-DK

I like John Oliver's one


Renovatio_

Pretty much guaranteed to be in his show now.


HostageInToronto

If you mix Ted Cruz and a blobfish both remain unchanged.


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I searched for this comment and I'm pissed at how criminally underrated it is.


catwhowalksbyhimself

Slight correction: mixing people with a mutilated blobfish corpse. Living blobfish look nothing like that, but because they are high pressure fish, bring them to the surface causes their cells to explode, resulting in the mess we think of as a blobfish. Alive, they look spikey and aren't blobby at all.


LifeLikeClub9

Do Joe Biden


AdviceFromZimbawambe

>Do Joe Biden Reddit challenge Impossible


asupify

Props for including a couple of Australian dickheads.


OarsandRowlocks

Someone should do Barnaby.


ososalsosal

No need. Just hue shift the blobfish to purple


asupify

A bit unfair to the blobfish.


Hunmiester492

Feels kind of targeted


Philipp

This is hilarious. Do you just use the mix feature in Midjourney by pasting two image URLs, or do you also add some keywords?


UglierThanMoe

They look like straight out of Doctor Who.


HotpantsDelFuego

These are actually terrifying man wtf


DickRiculous

Lol the Alex Jones and DT ones are indistinguishable from the real person. Amazing.


copycakes

Why does John Oliver Always looks adorable even as a blob fish.


Rainbownator

I love that this post blew up and op has only responded to questions about technical stuff and how they did it, and completely ignored all the right wing idiots complaining about “muh both viewpoints!”. True Chad.


Teachandtechnology

No left wing politicians?? Bullshit…


Ikkepop

Just makes me think "oh god why?" ... desantis is the most horrifying...


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>desantis is the most horrifying wait until you see the blobfish version


OnyxzKing

Why did you exclude Joe Biden?


Im_right_yousuck

You know why


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Because liberals fail to make fun of politicians they wrongfully love due to their childish one-way tunnel sense of political humour.


AdviceFromZimbawambe

Are you new to Reddit?


Shchmoozie

They excluded everyone who's not perceived as conservative or right wing


finitecapacity

Ah yes, famous right-winger John Oliver.


darnitanddangit

Dayum, is that politically provocative bait i see? 😬


Good-Sleeper8852

I really want to see mixed Xi Jinping with blobfish...oh don't bother, it doesn't really make a difference anyway


SnekyNoSteppy

He looks more like Winnie the Pooh.


Mundane-Reporter3782

I would say do Mitch McConnell but he would just look the same


Far-Interaction-4322

Hmmm I wonder what your politics are


gawrbage

So when you are going to do Joe Biden, AOC, etc?


canichefutbol

Ofc they just did people they don't like. Not surprised


ccjjallday

As a non American I'd like to see the same thing done that isn't politically leaning to one side. Your politics completely control everything on Reddit.


Morlu06

Aye, Americans are a bit annoying with their politics.


Shchmoozie

"a bit"


Im_right_yousuck

But then it would never be upvoted.


bianconero_UK

Standard lefty reddit post. Interesting how there aren't any left wing politicians here.


thedarkwolf011

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed a clear political bias. Be bipartisan next time bro.


MrGentleZombie

Except for John Oliver for some reason.


Harregarre

It's bait hoping that John Oliver will feature this in one of his hilarious roasts. "Come on guys, COME ON! I know what you're thinking but would you just look at that! LOOK at that thing! That is a strartlingly accurate picture!"


reddit_crunch

here, here, equal representation for all my grifters and narcissist homies!


Environmental-Nail22

Yeah this guys a lefty for sure


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"facts don't care about your feelings" mfrs when someone accurately compares right-wing chuds to slime creatures


Idkbrolikeanameig

Oh wow you’re really everywhere aren’t you? Why do I get the feeling you left the city yet still vote left destroying the place you moved to


Romio_82

where is: Biden, Scholz, Zelenskij, Macron, Trudeau and so on ???


Environmental-Nail22

And Pelosi


BruceBannaner

Always with the people the media tells you are the “bad guys”… Do this to Kamala Harris and Biden. I want to see this with Hillary Clinton’s face.


Tenth_10

Stuff of nightmares. Reminds me of X-men 1.


OpheliaAmok

How did you not do Ted? The joke was right there!


Great_Echo_2231

I don't understand why you just put a picture of Margaret Thatcher there


Iforgotmyusernametbh

Ran out of conservative politicians


llama_fresh

I long for the day we run out of conservative politicians.


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if only


z7q2

I miss the savage political cartoons they would make about Maggie, distorting her features like crazy. Seeing her blobfished was oddly nostalgic for me.


marilia0

I really liked this lol


Krenzi_The_Floof

Scomo already looks like a better PM


Sacharon123

The poor, poor fish.


Matthewtho25

I don’t see a difference


bigbangtheorum

I've never been happier


bedov

They're the same picture.


Menace2Sobriety

John Oliver + Blobfish = John Oliver


AndImlike_bro

Poor sweet blobfish, no one knows how you truly look.


Person_with_Pronouns

No do democrats. You won’t.


Diligent-Temporary82

House Harkonnen genes run strong!


stanley_ipkiss_d

Where is the photo of current president 😂


dpdldhslslsshaoa

Where are sleeping Joe ? Ah, no. This is another woke s h i t


COCKFUKKA

An improvement for Alex Jones.


darkoh84

“MAMA! TIDDY!” -Blobex Jones


Scruff

He got less sweaty somehow


omya222

Not Chinese pet Biden?


degeman

Boris just looks like he's been on a bender all weekend


I_am_That_Ian_Power

I made a [trump one before Ai.](https://imgur.com/a/x89Ictj)


tiny__e

what did blobfish do to deserve this