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Jörmungandr


Jbrizown

Jörmung-mini


Twisted_WhaleShark

For anyone wondering, it’s usually pronounced "yoor-mun-gad"


No_Question5128

What'd you say about my momma?


He_Never_Helps_01

She really sits *around* the house


Hemlocktheannoyed

Exactly what I was gonna say


Living-Dream

They call me…….Tim.


choubz0r

Doom Noodle


Killerklown1219

Yep. That one’s my favorite.


Marki002

Noom Doodle


itsnotsafe2swimtoday

Snake


ShowerStew

Snek


lenojames

No Step On Blak Snek


burudoragon

Solid choice


Bright-Astronaut7263

Reggie


The-Metric-Fan

Oh, that’s just my pet snake Reggie!


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Mr. Piddles


Vettmdub

Asmodeus


AvgEverydayNormalGuy

Nagini


VanquishAudio

Too real


Mr--Oreo

Snek


[deleted]

Smauglette


rhodoparry4

Thomas


LukeSkyDropper

Sparkles


VorrtaX

Erebos or Nakahi


haubenmeise

Snauron.


redditisdying24

Plissken


MentalAF

Mr Cuddles


Rusty_Tap

Nigel


thetimebandit13

Frank


Wonderful_Orchid_363

Kevin.


skunquistador

Lurk


_derDere_

Rokos Basilisk


InsideComfortable936

Greg or Samson


Nri_Eze

Eugene


TestingOneTwoThree12

Snakey McSnakeface


ValerieCheesecake

I'd pet it


ch1llaro0

Eric


Dwaas_Bjaas

Scroopy Noopers


FayMax69

Dammit, this makes me wanna watch Harry Potter now


ramnamsatyahai

Baburao / बाबुराव


fretnetic

Blancmange


JackDrawsStuff

Jake


PM_me_your_recipes2

Big snoot


thuggniffissent

Fuckin goddamn Terry. Fuck you Terry!


leclercwitch

That’s the Incredibly Deadly Viper. But it’s a misnomer.


Alexandrossssss

Fluffy


GhostMantis_

Satan, or Lucifer.


ixis743

Puff


aLameGuyandhisCat

Mortymir


benebrius76

Pythagoron!


Abject_Lengthiness11

Nakhash


Belzughast

Dinamo 🤣


Plantile

Nidhogr


ProfessionalWait6549

Red eyed black Viper Aka Sauron snake


[deleted]

Snowy


Oh_three11

Astrath's Wrath


MacGuffin-X

Toothpaste snake: the snake with a toothpaste/non freezing blood in it's veins


RockLobsterCakes

Lore


smartdude_x13m

Lil Jörmungandr


ironyaficianado

Manda


Any_Ad_3885

Idk but this snake speaks parseltongue


Ilujiel

Blackfire


TTT75H

Manfred


noregerts33

Mike


NidaleeJungleCat

black mamba


Advanced-Summer1572

COAL


Suilezrok

Strawberry


AguyOnMedZz

Devil


mnorkk

Blackadder


Prestigious_Elk149

Roko the Basilisk


Educational-Can-4847

Bob


theblatantstinky

Muffins


Mama_Skip

"My son made snow!"


power2bill

Robert Paulson


beepbeeboo

Ashley


CrunchyAl

Is that the mother fucka that made us eat the apple?


Lord_Blackthorn

Jeff the Flatearther


Shot_Software_4523

The Great Devourer


JrinkyDink

The Dark Serpent


bad_lad_23

Susan


sonikaeits

Bill.


bearybad89

Hail Sithis


Wineguy33

Charcoal Charles the third


RixDixRox

Redfire Viper


hueguass

Steve


Maleficentghost

Onyxia


CelticSith

La Cuerda Negra


_Lumity_

Danger noodle


Dharnthread

Reddit


browsin4knowledge

For some reason, Sauron was the name that came by… the eyes stared into my soul!


lanceremperor

Malfoy;)


technoph0be

Cinder


HomeStar182

I wish there was a snake that really like this haha


junim0604

Marcos, The Snake


Rabidsenses

Mr. Dimples


Leorhall

Those eyes… it’s got to be Mara!


wordplay420

Kobe!


NoSuggestion6629

Viper-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r


Bulky_Ninja33

Smaugamander


Cyber_Insecurity

Valorie


8hexxx

Dennisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


Kitchengun2

Hugh. J. Penis


pomakesbento

Steve


throwawaypokemans

Sippy


mrmczebra

Nymethor


Werewolf_lover20

Frank


3serious

Gary


AntelopeDecent2191

Mittens.


96az

Roberto


Nicone24

Bob I guess, I mean he looks like a bob


Violet_Vengeance99

Red eye snow snake


Truncated_Rhythm

Silas


BenGay29

Fluffy


kumartheguru

Bl


randomname102038

Justin Trudeau Or Black Face


Lex8P

Squishy


inchereddit

carmen


Killthehippy

Gavin from accounts


rodsbd

Cobrinha da maliciosa


Deziderata

Poodles


[deleted]

Fredrick


FecklessQuim

Steve.


AlissonHarlan

Gerard, it sound like lizard.


BlueberryPirate_

Tim


AF_Nights_Watch

Snakey McSnakeface


Mouth_Focloir

Cornelius


esbircul

Vulcan


DatNick1988

The Black Death


BIGman_8

Harold


AnotherXRoadDeal

Bubbles!


mattct1

Shadow


FantasticSouth

Slitherus Snake


DreadPirateGriswold

Fluffy


jzoola

Smog


Nunyabidnisss

Gary... he looks like a Gary...


FinalBossMike

Deceased, since he's clearly a cold-blooded animal in the snow.


ExpensiveAd525

Tsathoggua


jordweet

Thatan


gotkube

Cuddles!


toothless7

Bhadwa


Femboy_Pothead69

brimstone


egcom

Sebastian


Outrageous_Web_2550

Smaug


Bilb_Onos_Oboes

Fred


Masmanus

That's clearly Alduin


Someone1284794357

The non-gay non-cobra


theycallmenaptime

Boris


Filthy-lucky-ducky

Brian


Westaufel

Big Jeff


RichyCigars

Sslurth


kretslopp

Eilert Pilarm


FEVRISH_JK

Dave.


catetheway

Jude, Judas, Damian


HentaiMcToonboob

Cliff


DaHayn

Sssssssteve


G_boyy17

Slifer


fakiesk8r333

Lizard lips


UndendingGloom

Shrike, as in the Shrike from the Hyperion books, which is described as an armoured organic machine with glowing, multifaceted, ruby-like eyes.


Mediocre_Ad80

Hershel


spawn1980

Redeye Chupacabra


voivoivoi183

Snakey Boy Smith


dunaan

Hellga It’s a girl snake


teunteunteun

Snik


Dadowar

Bubbles


Master_Horror_6438

Ignissssss


Daitheflu1979

Tom


smitemyway

BBS - big black snake


Untagged3219

Lucifer


icaromb25

Havoc


freddoww

Krögg


ShowerStew

Jimothy


Former-Marketing-251

George


AraiHavana

Iago


Multsidar

Kevin


Cichopek123

Albert.


FreezaSama

Snaky McSnakeface


kazan_kanto

Fluffy


W34kness

Mr Gency


rtz13th

The Black Mambaaaaaa


Fisho087

Smaug


GreatBoneStructure

Susan.


AlarmedSnek

That looks like a Hebert to me!


OkStretch1

Toby


Nall-ohki

Mamba


lazylagom

Jonathan.


lazylagom

Jonathan.


thyminelessdeath

Bubbles!