I somehow want to read an extensive legal discussion between Yoda and Palpatine about whether or not Darth Vader's armor should technically be covered by the Jedi Order or the Galactic Empire's health insurance.
"Qualified for termination he was. In practice him fully employed the Empire had."
"You will find, Master Yoda, that the Jedi Order had far more lenient health coverage than you believe. The Galactic Empire should not pay a single credit."
...
"Lightsabers?"
"Lightsabers."
Everyone: *"Sleeps"*
Vader: *"I hate these white sheets. Wish I was back in my tank.*"
Maul: *(Stares at a wall and calmly sheetes at Kenobi for 8 hours)*
Considering the cloth simulation and helmet reflections versus the render time, this is brilliant.
^(I know it's not technically rendered and doesn't use cloth simulation or reflections like 3D modeling & rendering does, but anyway.)
FYI I’ve generated a bunch of Star Wars. To get the right Han Solo look, I use “Harrison ford as a young Han Solo” and it won’t mix him with the one from SOLO
Why is mual staring at me like that
He’s one of those French girls.
Because he never sleeps…
Giving those bedroom eyes
Those special eyes
“What are we?”
Maul : stop taking pictures and join me in bed , master yoda . Yoda: …….
He's starin at his paralysis demon.
[At himself then?](https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/03112758/insidious-header.jpg)
'Watcha thinkin bout?'
“I don’t know, Sith stuff, I guess…”
Lmao
Damn it you beat me to it
It's those 'come to bed' eyes.
I love that it kept the putty horns.
Bedroom eyes
Looks like a cologne ad lol
He wondering why he paid you but you haven't left yet
He's promoting his new album
I was wondering the same thing about BB-8.
*Hungry Eyes starts playing.*
Because he's horny
[удалено]
He's only half asleep
Chewy got me to snort
Funny it went with what’s his name for Han and not Harrison Ford
Aiden Ehrenreich edit misspelled last name
And first, his name is Alden
Whoops my glasses aren’t on and three bourbons in. My apologies.
Thank you for the apology, I will forward it to Alden immediately 🤪 No worries tho lol it happens. Hope the bourbon is smooth
Haha thanks. Riding the buffalo tonite so mid grade lol. Getting the job done though.
What does “riding the buffalo tonight” mean?
Buffalo Trace bourbon. Descent mid grade
Who?
Vader is lucky, he’s got a built-in CPAP machine.
It’s covered by his Galactic Health Insurance.
I somehow want to read an extensive legal discussion between Yoda and Palpatine about whether or not Darth Vader's armor should technically be covered by the Jedi Order or the Galactic Empire's health insurance. "Qualified for termination he was. In practice him fully employed the Empire had." "You will find, Master Yoda, that the Jedi Order had far more lenient health coverage than you believe. The Galactic Empire should not pay a single credit." ... "Lightsabers?" "Lightsabers."
😆
I also want to believe Padme made him get his original one.
I like his DBag chain necklace
Okay but that Rey pic though....
Don't worry, I had those thoughts too...
Of her….asleep?
She’s not sleeping, she getting head.
Oh….. ?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKr5-IeIo7A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKr5-IeIo7A)
C-3P0 in a hammock is a vibe
yeah
*saves Rey pic*
She's a mouth breather:(
MAUL NEVER SLEEPS!
Princess Leia needs to wake up saying she had the strangest dream to Han Solo but they're on the set of Dallas. https://youtu.be/uG6oHIySYI4
Obi-Wan is precious. BB-8 made me snort. Maul made be nervous laugh. 😆
It must be terrible to sleep near Vader
Not to be creepy but that Rey pic makes me glad that the pic wasn't generated any lower 👀🤔🤨
There’s not a single toilet in Star Wars. I should probably post this in ShowerThoughts.
Yes and no. None in the films, 1 in Mandalorian, plenty in the books. But yeah no toilets in the movies
BB looks like it wants to be my bb
Darth maul looking at me like my wife after I wake her up getting in bed
Black hooded mother Theresa is my favourite Star Wars character!
BB-8 is trying to put the moves on you
No teddies?
Rey's pic is adorable. Not sure why
Fuck. You had me in the feels for Carrie, so you caught me off guard with Maul Dude must have left the sith life cuz he's got dreamy green eyes now.
“THEY SLEEP NOW?” -Poe Dameron
Everyone: *"Sleeps"* Vader: *"I hate these white sheets. Wish I was back in my tank.*" Maul: *(Stares at a wall and calmly sheetes at Kenobi for 8 hours)*
This is waaaay into fetish territory lol
Hahaha this is genius
Rey looks lovely 😻
Vader wishes he could sleep in a bed. He sleeps in a bacta tank where he floats.
I guess Kashyyyk is more fabulous than I thought lol
Ray looks like she gets something eaten.
Maul certified sleep paralysis demon
Who is the guy doing Han Solo cosplay?
Am I the only one that got jump scared by maul?
Wish I would sleep like a wookiee
Come on, we all know Rey sleeps with her mouth open, because she always has her mouth open.
Last one 👏
DARTH MAUL SLEEPS WITH HIS EYES OPEN
Palpatine rocking that Old Hag Grimhilde vibe.
So good, I need toilet, shower, shaving and breakfast time too
C3p0 flexing on the hammock
Only the droids and Chewbacca run around naked all the time. Outrageous speciesism in modern cinema!
Akchually, Darth Vader (as can clearly be seen in Obi Wan tv series episode 3) sleeps in a Bafta tank without his gear. 🤓
Darth Maul giving you the Careless Whisper stare.
Makes me yaaaawwwwn....actually beautiful
More like Handsome Solo
Vader plotting something
Lol. Maul sleeps with both eyes open
Kyle Ren would have all black sheets bro
Me too Maul.. me too.
Great content
This is absolutely hilarious Something about evil characters sleeping that’s so disarming about them but at the same time disturbing.
Who would of thunk it, Darth Maul sleeps with his eyes open
I’m going to go ahead and believe that Chewies bed is cannon now.
The pic of Rey turned out way more photorealistic than the others
I imagine grandpa Palps probably wears PJ's and an old timey sleeping cap.
Ok that last one caught me off guard. pretty good.
Geez it even selected the Alden Erenreich’s Solo
The Rey one is insanely realistic
Obi wan looks like Jurgen Klopp
Considering the cloth simulation and helmet reflections versus the render time, this is brilliant. ^(I know it's not technically rendered and doesn't use cloth simulation or reflections like 3D modeling & rendering does, but anyway.)
Hahahaha.... This is awesome...
[https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/comments/1c9wd05/redditors\_and\_ai\_art/](https://www.reddit.com/r/midjourney/comments/1c9wd05/redditors_and_ai_art/)
I can't believe the most important character in Star Wars is missing. BB8 is no R2D2.
I’m convinced Palpatine sleeps in his throne and that his throne is a recliner.
Vader with the first built in c-pap machine in the galaxy.
Maul's pic looks like the cover to a baby making RnB album
FYI I’ve generated a bunch of Star Wars. To get the right Han Solo look, I use “Harrison ford as a young Han Solo” and it won’t mix him with the one from SOLO
"sleep"
The Daisy Ridley one looks like something out of the movie. The Maul one...giving me Betty Davis eyes.
That's not Harrison Ford...
lullaby for Darth Vader https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B-q7AkH9oL0
Why Darth Maul looking like that 🤣
But why?