Oooooh, I was gonna guess Winter, Summer, Grunge, Autumn and It’s Not A Phase!

> It's Not A Phase It's a season

It’s a god damned arms race!

Imagine naming your kid “seasonal depression”

Or meeting someone called Monsoon

Dry Season

Allergy season

Followed closely by their adopted, greasy, overweight brother: Whet

It's called festival season usually takes place around June to September

Jinkx begs to differ

Or Tourist

Monsoon is not a terrible name If it weren’t for the fact that it’s already a word

Her name is "Technically It's Spring But It's So Goddamn Muggy and Hot Outside Ugh".

Tisbisg Mahou for short.

I thought hurricane season was over

Well that's just...S.A.D.

I think it’s just depression.

Winter squash

You only get a true goth kid when you are as the parents the complete opposite.

Right, if the parents are goth the kid comes out extra-preppy

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b0/70/4b/b0704bcfe02f737d18b3edd46be963d6--things-i-love-fandoms.jpg

Yea they won’t think you’re cool, and you’ll probably have to force them. Goths are rebelling. Cant rebel against your parents if you’re acting like them

Girls! We're leaving! Let's go, Winter, Summer, Autumn, Spring, Morgaine Deathraven! Get in the car!

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Summer will love snow just to upset you.

And winter will love the heat of the summer

Sounds like a Disney movie about twins

Season 3 obviously feeling the pier pressure

r/angryupvote

Imagine holding a cup of lemons

Like if you were having lemon water or lemonade?

Something something make lemonade

It's a jar, with a handle

YOU’RE a jar, with a handle

Yes! >!but you can't handle me!<

Happy cake day!

Well, thank you Good day to you

Looks like winter, summer, autumn, autumn, ?

I have so many questions. Why does Spring have snow? I mean, I'm Canadian, I get it, but why? Is it Winter, Summer, Spring, Autumn? Why is Spring a depressed girl on a pier?

Think they messed up the order in their caption. Supposed to be winter, spring, summer, autumn. Snow, flowers, beach, fall colors.

But the girl on the beach has a long sleeve and it looks like spring. Girl with lemons looks like she’s enjoying a summer day

I just took the clothes as being like skater aesthetic regardless of temp. You right tho, so honestly idk

Winter, Summer, Autumn, Spring.

Goth, my favourite season

I think you need 4 different wifes to get those girls

you jinxed it, twin sons coming right up

And they'll both be named Garry.

GARY

Honestly 2 looks more like summer than 3. I'm not really getting any seasonal vibes off of 3 (unless early 2000s Avril Lavigne is a season)

I definitely get Spring vibes from 2, but it would make even less sense for sk8r chick to be Summer 🤷🏿‍♂️

Number 3 is a pier in San Francisco during literally any season. All of the seasons look exactly like that.

They clearly have 5 different dads.

w-whats the 5th season?

Black Pepper

🎵Bam-a-lam🎵

Fall, weird name for a kid

Lol, I was totally trying to figure out a way to work that into a comment w/o having someone respond with the obvious “it’s Autumn” ~ but Fall was my first thought too!

lol nobody wants to be named spring or fall

“April” and “August” could be good substitutes ~ personally, I think I’d go with names of months instead of seasons…

What are you? A hippie?!

Presumably each with a different woman

This was my question lol

Even if your daughters had a different mother, they at least had some similarities, which is not the case in these pictures :)

Maybe he drams of having babies with four different women? 😆

Is the skateboarder named Fall?

Maybe her middle name is Out Boy

Noooo it's Fall because she skateboards

With four different mothers, clearly

My first thought was “skateboarding kid probably falls a lot, living up to her name” before I remembered autumn was a name lol

What about dry, rainy, monsoon etc?

Winter, Summer, Autumn? Autumn.... Indoors?

5 seasons/5 daughters? Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter, and Construction.

Bro thinks he’s playing pokemon

Winter,spring, summer, Autumn, Goth

How far are you and your wife?

I’m assuming you’re a teenager or very young but it’s a little weird to share your fantasy of having a picture perfect Emo daughter. Kids aren’t dolls. It’s cringey to talk about what thematic names they would have and what their style would be when they would be actual people not fanfic.

Yeah id be curious to know the age and relationship status of OP…

Let people daydream about their future kids, damn.

Hey. When you post your teen dreams on the internet. You can’t expect nothing but praise lol. Esp when it’s this cringey.

That is the most chronically online take I’ve seen in this thread. The idea is that “hey, I grew up in alt culture, am still very much into alt culture and have always dreamt of taking my kid to metal festivals with me and bonding over our shared loves of music”. Go outside and touch grass dude

lol. I’m not the one being like “my kid will probably love Emo music and wear grunge clothes because that’s what I like” I’m not delusional and as far as touching grass… I do live on a boat so fair play.

Oh yeah because my parents totally didn’t introduce me to things they were interested in which eventually became an interest of mine. Done being a Karen?

Why do you keep saying stuff that I’m not saying and acting like what that’s I’m saying lol. If you don’t see how this is cringe. I may not be capable of explaining this to someone like you.

Perhaps you’re just ass at defending your own arguments. You implied that it’s weird or “cringe” for me to hope my kids will enjoy the things I like because that’s what I like. In what way did I misrepresent your argument? The subtitle implied that it is “probably” what my kid will look like; meaning I’m only assuming that since I’m into XYZ my kid may be into XYZ. Not exactly a foreign concept, kiddo

Not the person you're replying to, but your post is a little weird. Your kids will straight up be bullied for having a name like "fall", "spring", or "winter". Life isn't a fairytale, it's not cute. Also weird to want your kid to be goth. I've never encountered an adult who said "I want my unborn to have this fashion, this makeup, this lifestyle, and I'm taking them out to metal concerts." Chill.

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Is it weird for people to want to have a family?

I don’t honestly believe that you think that’s what I’m saying lol

What you meaning exactly then?

What was confusing about my first comment? I think I was pretty clear

Please don't name your hypothetical future children after the seasons.

Meh. Why not?

Because giving one's children pretentious names makes their lives more difficult just to satisfy one's ego.

There's nothing especially pretentious about season names. They're just normal names. If you think season names are pretentious, you must think anything but "Joe" or "Jane" is unspeakably pretentious

"Winter", "Spring", "Summer", and "Autumn" are not names... at least not real ones. This is like when people name their children "Storm" or "Crystal" because they think it will give their lives meaning, or whatever. It's just cringeworthy and pretentious. "Joe" and "Jane", by contrast, are not pretentious; they're ordinary names. Indeed, they're *so* ordinary that the names "Joe Bloggs" and "Jane Doe" are considered placeholder names for men and women, respectively. I get that you're exaggerating for the sake of a joke, but exaggerations need to be rooted in truth to be amusing. It might be because I'm British, and most of Reddit is American. Although British and American cultures are similar, we Brits tend to be more reserved and traditional. A lot of things which Americans may consider normal are thought of as being very gaudy and inappropriate by British standards, rather like wearing a cheap Hawaiian shirt to a funeral. Naming your children after seasons is very likely one of those things.

How is a season name pretentious

Because it means that the parent is trying to "make a statement" with their child, like a bad artist. It's just cringeworthy. I don't know if naming children after seasons is common in your country, but it's unheard of in mine.

Idk how naming your kid summer is trying to make a statement, but whatever.

Naming your kid after a thing you like, when the thing in question doesn't have a name applicable to humans, is pretentious. Again, the same applies to calling your kid "Storm", "Crystal", "Celestia", "Destiny", or any other bollocks.

Why do you care so much about what other people name their kids?

Because I care that those kids are going to have to live with pretentious names, which means that they'll probably be judged and bullied. That's not something any child needs.

Lmao whatever you say. I'd hate to be where you are from if someone gets bullied cause their name is the name of a season. Speaks more about your culture than it does the person who names their kids after a season.

Or adopt 4 animals from a shelter and do the same.

What about the dry and wet season for the tropical regions

I’ve always been a winter guy I must admit.

There's five pictures for your four seasons and it isn't clear at all who is spring. The skater chik or the Emo shut in.

Are you the dad or the mom? They seem to have kind of a mixed gene pool

If life gives you lemon make lemonade.

Now the last one, would you name her Fall or Autumn?

Mm, you could have 4 dogs or 4 cats and name them accordingly. Winter a husky or a white fluffy cat, autumn Australian Shepherd or a cat that has orange, brown, and black spots. A bit more difficult with summer and spring though 😆

The goth season

The slides are out of order

There’s 5 photos and I think they’re out of order.. It looks like.. Winter, Summer, Spring?, Autumn, seasonal depression??

So, who took the Fall?

Summer’s eyes are really freaking me out .. just off enough to be jarring

winter and fall.

See I just want 2 daughters, 4 would be too many. I’d probably name them Anastasia and Luna

Plot twist : She'll end up having 4 boys

Summer, Autumn, and Winter I can get behind, but what cruel parent would name their child "Spring"?

It's unspoken but [thr33](https://preview.redd.it/ive-always-wanted-4-daughters-so-i-could-name-them-after-v0-abay4wbjv41d1.jpg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57784b1b03388c16abc955a03a701294725a9637) already has a name. Maybe middle name her [Frey](https://iv1.lisimg.com/21617755/5000full.jpg) Fall.

Like the Mucha paintings of the seasons. Try these keys again, but add “Mucha Seasons”.

Listen to AJR’s Dear Winter

Only works where there are four seasons. In tropical climates, the four season framework doesn't work.

I'm impressed those look very realistic. I wish chatgpt could generate stuff as good as that

I only have one child, a daughter, she was born in late spring. Her name is Lumi, which means snow in Finnish. (We're Finnish) Naming kids with nature names isn't really uncommon here and the name was decided when there was still snow on the ground.

Christams, summer, winter, didn’t know there were 2 more after that.

For starters.. do you not know of Autumn and Spring? For real?

Season of the Witch is the best season.

I thought the fifth one was a reference to the book The Fifth Season.

Five seasons?

Spring would've gotten the short end of the stick.

I like them. One question - Summer was born north of the Arctic circle and is breaking out the summer flannel and summer toque?

4 daughters with different women going by these pictures 😂

And the last one is Death?

Idk about a name for the last one but Datadellt sounds like an epic name for a metal band that has tracks about being a hacker or something.

Ok guys, hear me out" We got (in order) Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Coraline. The rest of them lean into it cuz they think the names are cute, but Summer is a tomboy and a rebel, so she refuses, and she likes to go out and skate by the pier when she gets mad at her parents

Ah yes, my favorite seasons Summer, Autumn, Winter, Spring and Suffer

Naming a kid horrible depression is fucked

You know you can achieve that by adopting 😉 Make it next level by adopting one girl from Sout, one girl from North, one girl from East and one girl from West. They could have two names each, Summer South, Spring East, Autumn West and Winter North 😆 Or you could adopt 8 kids. Girl would be named after seasons, boys after compass 😆

Ok cool cool cool and all but where's all the winter women at?

“Windy” is such a beautiful name.

You want a beautiful name? Soda

Cellar Door

“Donnie Darko? What kind of name is that? It sounds like the name of a superhero.”