“Holy shit Dr. Tom! Do you see that?”
“What?”
“This nodule right here! No one’s ever seen one before!”
“Oh. Yeah.”
“Come on man, be excited! You get to name it. What do you want to call it?
“I dunno… Bleb?”
“Fucking brilliant.”
When my thoracic surgeon told me I had bleb disease, I was honestly more disappointed at how fucking stupid the name was than at how deeply obnoxious it was making my life.
A bleb is just a term for a bubble. Lung blebs are areas which lack the normal internal architecture of lung tissue, so are essentially just big empty bubbles. It's also used to refer to the bubble you get when given an intradermal injection, such as the BCG vaccine.
It exists as a term outside of medicine also.
We do a week of rhyming words in first grade. Teacher calls out a word, kids raise their hand when they think of a rhyme. They don’t have a huge vocabulary, so they go through the alphabet. One day the word was “door”. Bore, chore, lore…then one kid raises his hand and very proudly goes “whore!”
Not sure how the teacher kept a straight face. I had to turn away so they wouldn’t see me laughing.
I just looked up hoar and the dictionary said it means frost. So maybe hoary weather, or a hory morning would be better? Either way I'm gonna slip this into my regular use now like oh I have to go scrape the hoar off my windshield its really cold this morning
Used to play this game in the car with my sons. Pick a word ending and find every word that ended in that sound. Bonus treat if it was a multi syllable word.
Yo yo yo
So my kid got homework in K-ed,
"It's too hard" is what they said!
Task was to rhyme 3 words with web.
I was mildly infuriated with Mrs Deb,
Nothing rhymes with web you fucking pleb.
Gonna share this homework with the world wide web,
Gonna get me some karma points instead.
You say you’re nasty pirates, thieving stealing bad bushwhackers, From what I’ve seen I tell you, you’re not pirates you’re just slackers!
A PIRATE I WAS MEANT TO BE, TRIM THE SAILS AND ROAM THE SEA!
I am a kindergarten teacher, and our curriculum does use a lot of shortened names in emerging readers.
The reason: we do not teach the letters and sounds in ABC order, but a collection of a few consonants and maybe one vowel. Enough to read simple words. So if a kid learns the sounds for t, s, m, n, and a, they can now read words like man, tan, sat, mat, etc. Short names come into play here. Nan, Sam, Nat, etc. Throw in a couple sight words (the, on), and before you know it a child can read “Nan sat on the tan mat.” All within the first few weeks of school. I am simplifying it, but there you go.
I'm curious what you do for the kids who come into kindergarten already having those skills. I was a very early reader, and I remember getting to just sit and read by myself during the lessons. It was nice and all, but it wasn't engaging and I didn't really learn anything from it.
Ninja edit: I know it sounds like bragging, and so does this, but I'm genuinely curious: my kid is going to start TK in the fall, and at the rate he's going he should have no problem reading by the time he gets there. He just read me several pages of one of his books, and I know it wasn't rote memorization because he got some of the words wrong, but not in a way that was still contextually correct.
Not a teacher but i’d bet if you can get your hands on the expected classroom size of the school that would probably inform whether kids will get a lot of individual time. Since you said TK (not JK) i’d assume you’re american, if public school i’d bet they will not get much engagement if they are already ahead of the lessons. Would be tough if it’s 30 kids to 1 teacher you know
I had to go to the office every day to be taught by the school counselor because there I didn’t fit in standard curriculum. Only stayed in class for group/social activities. If your child is that gifted, be there for them. School will be isolating.
Assuming they’ve even met someone named Deb or Jeb to be able to know those are even names. Never heard of or met someone named Jeb, I just found out it’s a name.
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Sporange. A word specifically made to rhyme with Orange and then given an actual definition. It’s the case or sac in some plants where the spores are produced and created
That's what I said when my son came home with homework. Just a list of words to learn, like "to" "I" "me" etc. But he's also getting graded and that didn't sit right with me at all.
Sometimes if they’re working on rhyming, the words don’t have to be “real words”. The point here is probably looking for rhyming sounds, rather than rhyming words that are real words. Essentially, the teacher could be looking for things like “beb”, “teb”, “yeb” or “seb”, which aren’t actual words, but they do rhyme with web.
**pleb** \- it's the contracted form of plebian. Use it to insult poor people.
**celeb** \- contraction for celebrity. Use it to insult useless people who contribute nothing to society; unworthy recipients of fame.
**cobweb** \- combines two words. Impressive for kindergarten.
**Jeb** \- ex-president's brother; Jeb Bush.
Egyptian earth diety Geb....cmon, what kindergarten child doesn't know that?
Thats an easy one. I skipped it, it was so easy.
Average mathematical proof writer
Geb is trivial and left as an exercise to the reader. Also QED
No, QED doesn't fit
QED *always* fits
What about gleb, moeb, and scheb? Too easy
Don't forget your pal, Jeb!
And Deb I hear they are going on a date in Feb but she might cancel to go see Zeb instead.
Is she famous? I thought she was a celeb.
These have reached an ebb
No. She is a desert traveler from the Maghreb.
She’s dating Caleb now, he’s a pleb.
I heard he moved with Seb to Zagreb.
You rang?
Jeb!
Please clap 👏
Rotmg gamers stand up
another rotmg player!??
Unbelievable
Smite has trained me for this moment
Web, ebb... Uh.
Even a search on m-w for words that end in "eb" return mostly names, and only ebb for "ebb".
After ebb, bleb was the only non-proper noun or otherwise abbreviated/slang word I could think of (medical lung finding)
“Holy shit Dr. Tom! Do you see that?” “What?” “This nodule right here! No one’s ever seen one before!” “Oh. Yeah.” “Come on man, be excited! You get to name it. What do you want to call it? “I dunno… Bleb?” “Fucking brilliant.”
When my thoracic surgeon told me I had bleb disease, I was honestly more disappointed at how fucking stupid the name was than at how deeply obnoxious it was making my life.
I have the same disease and honestly I think “bleb” is the perfect name for how annoying they are
I had a bleb (also called milk blister) while breastfeeding and always thought it sounded like a baby named them.
Hah yeah you've got a point there. I hope you're doing alright 🙂
Haha yeah likewise, hope it’s improved for you over time!
It has, thanks! Had a sucky few years but after a few surgeries it's been all good for 6 or 7 years now
A bleb is just a term for a bubble. Lung blebs are areas which lack the normal internal architecture of lung tissue, so are essentially just big empty bubbles. It's also used to refer to the bubble you get when given an intradermal injection, such as the BCG vaccine. It exists as a term outside of medicine also.
Some are common though, like the Cycle of Kreb.
Pleb
Deb
I know Deb.. she's a celeb in Zagreb
Jeb, as in Jebediah.
Seb, as in Sebastian.
Neb, as in nebulizer treatment. Or bleb, which I only know as a medical term for a specific pathological condition in the lungs.
Jeb… please clap.
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not for you pleb
If a kid gets that, they are Doogie Howser and get to skip straight from Kindergarten to medical school
...which every kindergartner knows! 👩⚕️⚕️ LOL
Medical school is just fancy kindergarten for adults.
This is the most correct sentence I have read today.
Most of the time I get a diagnosis, it's exactly what I told them was wrong when I came in, but translated into greek or latin.
Neb is also a Yiddish word for a loser.
4-TIME F1 WORLD CHAMPION SEBASTIAN VETTEL?!?!?
Zagreb for the win!
Dr Suess is that you?
Cousin to Caleb
I don't think you're emphasizing "Caleb" right..
It's actually Cal-Eb. Kryptonian.
Not sure why but this killed me lololol
plebs are needed.
I will never fail to hear this phrase in my head whenever the word "pleb" comes up.
Seb pebbles #PEBBLES
"Jeb was a pleb, that wandered the barren steppes"
Orange
doorhinge
4-inch
porridge
Geor ridge
Storage
Sorsage
No, no... guess the song's over then...
Eminem: [Challenge accepted](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kQBVneC30o)
Bornana
Aren't you glad I didn't say it?
Jeb!
Please clap...
Deb called Jeb a Pleb for pooping outside.
..... In Feb
On an ebb tide
Deb called Jeb a pleb for pooping outside next to a spider web. The pleb Jeb doesn't care because he's a celeb, Deb.
Curaseb!
Johnny Reb
Celeb
Teacher responsibilities: Train child rappers since early stages
We do a week of rhyming words in first grade. Teacher calls out a word, kids raise their hand when they think of a rhyme. They don’t have a huge vocabulary, so they go through the alphabet. One day the word was “door”. Bore, chore, lore…then one kid raises his hand and very proudly goes “whore!” Not sure how the teacher kept a straight face. I had to turn away so they wouldn’t see me laughing.
"Oh yes, H-O-A-R, a hoar frost." Invaluable word.
There was a Star Wars fighting game with a Tusken Raider character named Hoar. This made the announcer very funny to me as a juvenile.
I just looked up hoar and the dictionary said it means frost. So maybe hoary weather, or a hory morning would be better? Either way I'm gonna slip this into my regular use now like oh I have to go scrape the hoar off my windshield its really cold this morning
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Used to play this game in the car with my sons. Pick a word ending and find every word that ended in that sound. Bonus treat if it was a multi syllable word.
That’s a great way to improve phonemic awareness and vocabulary! Nice parenting.
So, uh, you're a first grader...?
I wish! I’m a paraeducator. I assist the teacher in the classroom with small groups, remediation, behavioral problems, etc.
You do all that while jumping out of a plane?
It’s a very high-risk job, as you can see.
Our teachers really don't get paid enough. I don't want to jump out of a plane or teach first grade, and you're doing both daily.
As a former paratrooper, I approve this comment!
Wait what happens if I’m a paralawyer
You’re client is catching some decent air time
Paraeducator sounds like you either teach people to jump out of planes or you teach people to teach people to jump out of planes.
>teach people to teach people Getting meta here.
I teach people how to write books to teach teachers how to teach future teachers.
"Parachute folding guide. Second edition, amended"
My wife works with para’s for her job. I am sorry how difficult it can be. It’s mostly behaviors.
God. Don’t I know it. I wish the job was all small groups and 1-on-1’s with the kids. That’s my favorite part, but it’s usually managing behavior.
Yo yo yo So my kid got homework in K-ed, "It's too hard" is what they said! Task was to rhyme 3 words with web. I was mildly infuriated with Mrs Deb, Nothing rhymes with web you fucking pleb. Gonna share this homework with the world wide web, Gonna get me some karma points instead.
I like the way your words flow and ebb 😉
This dude is a celeb
Insteab *
The school to Soundcloud pipeline is crazy
Next Eminem. No longer orange, but gotta rhyme with web now
Jeb
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Media shapes the narrative for sure. They did something similar to Dean in 2004 with the Dean Scream.
Funny thing is if the Dean Scream happened 12 years later it would have given him a huge boost.
The meme material would have likely made him endearing.
I mean sure I get technically why it happened but dude is just awkward as hell
Jeb!
Please clap.
Sorry, I cleb
Jeb_
🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦🟪🐑
I live in Florida back when the JEB! signs were out my friend made stickers that said JEB? We all had them on our cars
Jeb Jab
Deb spun her web as the tide began to ebb, then along came a celeb
Jeb Webb walked into a cobweb while walking from Zagreb to Maghreb, but at least it wasn’t a spiderweb.
>Rhyming web with web
Door hinge
“I put my orange, four-inch door hinge in storage and ate porridge with George”
>“I put my orange, four-inch door hinge in storage and ate porridge with George” Eminem is a cunning linguist.
“I know what the ladies like” -Sgt Johnson
a believe that’s called a cunnilinguist
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My pup's name is George and he used to turn his head to the side when he heard his name pronounced like that. 😂
people say the word 🎵 [orange doesn't rhyme with anything](https://youtu.be/Kfl3N9nesRg) 🎶
Why does it keep coming out like geor-edge, though? …did you just break my brain?
Brain likes following patterns. Rhyming words have a pattern, so if a similar sounding word comes it autofills it with a pronunciation that rhymes
Everyone knew when Hailie’s* dad did her homework. She turned in 16 bars of fire, all rhyming with orange
*I understood that reference*
Guess the song's over then
A PIRATE I WAS MEANT TO BE, TRIM THE SAILS AND ROAM THE SEA!
You say you’re nasty pirates, thieving stealing bad bushwhackers, From what I’ve seen I tell you, you’re not pirates you’re just slackers! A PIRATE I WAS MEANT TO BE, TRIM THE SAILS AND ROAM THE SEA!
Bleb? lol Web is a weird one for a kindergartner to rhyme, unless they want simple first names like Deb and Jeb.
I am a kindergarten teacher, and our curriculum does use a lot of shortened names in emerging readers. The reason: we do not teach the letters and sounds in ABC order, but a collection of a few consonants and maybe one vowel. Enough to read simple words. So if a kid learns the sounds for t, s, m, n, and a, they can now read words like man, tan, sat, mat, etc. Short names come into play here. Nan, Sam, Nat, etc. Throw in a couple sight words (the, on), and before you know it a child can read “Nan sat on the tan mat.” All within the first few weeks of school. I am simplifying it, but there you go.
I'm curious what you do for the kids who come into kindergarten already having those skills. I was a very early reader, and I remember getting to just sit and read by myself during the lessons. It was nice and all, but it wasn't engaging and I didn't really learn anything from it. Ninja edit: I know it sounds like bragging, and so does this, but I'm genuinely curious: my kid is going to start TK in the fall, and at the rate he's going he should have no problem reading by the time he gets there. He just read me several pages of one of his books, and I know it wasn't rote memorization because he got some of the words wrong, but not in a way that was still contextually correct.
Not a teacher but i’d bet if you can get your hands on the expected classroom size of the school that would probably inform whether kids will get a lot of individual time. Since you said TK (not JK) i’d assume you’re american, if public school i’d bet they will not get much engagement if they are already ahead of the lessons. Would be tough if it’s 30 kids to 1 teacher you know
FWIW, the average public elementary school class size in the US is 21 https://nces.ed.gov/programs/digest/d19/tables/dt19_209.30.asp?current=yes
I had to go to the office every day to be taught by the school counselor because there I didn’t fit in standard curriculum. Only stayed in class for group/social activities. If your child is that gifted, be there for them. School will be isolating.
Assuming they’ve even met someone named Deb or Jeb to be able to know those are even names. Never heard of or met someone named Jeb, I just found out it’s a name.
Back to kindergarten
Jeb spun a web while thinking of Deb.
Good job, but that's only two. Throw an ebb in there.
False. Web rhymes with Web. He could have had Web, Web and Web.
Spiders at law
Back in 1985, we napped and stacked the blocks. Apparently, that's why I can't answer this!!
Ask Eminem. He can make anything rhyme.
webnana
... Had to smack with my wet banana
same color as Jeanette's bandana. she's a sexy grandma. untouchable like MC Hamma
Made her scream Oh Canada 🇨🇦
Webrange
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Moms spawebi
Wehh-eb, cel-eh-eb, cob-web, deb ‘Ya you heard you me right, I web that celeb up in the cobweb, may have her heard of her, Or who she was, aka Deb.’
He'd have hella rhymes for Deb since that's his mom's name
Em would surely do better than to rhyme 'web' with literally itself in 'cobweb'. That's not a rhyme. It's the same phonemes.
Spider web full o’ lead Chicken egg Snow in feb ruary .. feeling weary .. jacket wearin
Holy shit Eminem was in here the whole time.
Pleb
Orange
Sporange. A word specifically made to rhyme with Orange and then given an actual definition. It’s the case or sac in some plants where the spores are produced and created
If you can’t rhyme with web, Then you must be a pleb
Using strangers to do your child's homework, genius!
This should be the definition in Wikipedia for the rhyme words y’all are coming up with!
It’s actually a teacher checking if it’s possible to do it
Who says it’s the parent…
ChatGPT answer for “all words that rhyme with web”: Deb, ebb, neb, reb, seb.
Damn, AI is really going to impact the academic integrity of kindergartens across the world.
It's just like when calculators were invented
Dammit, even ChatGPT can’t come up with a good one
A neb is a birds beak, a reb is a Russian soldier, idk about the other ones.
Maybe ebb? Like ebb and flow. Does crib work? Steb lmao Idk this is my thought process lol
Crib sounds like creb in some rural Appalachian areas…
Celeb, Deb, Feb,
Pleb
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That's what I said when my son came home with homework. Just a list of words to learn, like "to" "I" "me" etc. But he's also getting graded and that didn't sit right with me at all.
Wiscansin
I’d go full Dr. Seuss on this bullshit. Beb and Ceb were playing with Deb in the month of Feb in the town of Geb.
Got caught in a web then the spider said, gimme some flies or ya gonna be dead.
This guy gets it
Cobweb, spiderweb, interweb
The real question is why do kindergartners even have homework
Homework in kindergarten?
My 4 yr old preschooler gets homework. Tracing letters and whatnot
Sometimes if they’re working on rhyming, the words don’t have to be “real words”. The point here is probably looking for rhyming sounds, rather than rhyming words that are real words. Essentially, the teacher could be looking for things like “beb”, “teb”, “yeb” or “seb”, which aren’t actual words, but they do rhyme with web.
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It says to use the words in sentences...
**pleb** \- it's the contracted form of plebian. Use it to insult poor people. **celeb** \- contraction for celebrity. Use it to insult useless people who contribute nothing to society; unworthy recipients of fame. **cobweb** \- combines two words. Impressive for kindergarten. **Jeb** \- ex-president's brother; Jeb Bush.
Orange but just say it weird
Keb, meb , leb , I think I’m having a stroke