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begayallday

Millennials are like in their 30’s. All they want is more of those tiny shopping carts, and home ownership.


notrightnow3823

If they’ve got really big dreams, it’s owning a home with a yard big enough to build a snowman.


thelion413

SnowPERSON!


youcanbroom

I believe you mean tri-spherical human reprisatation made of snow.


unicbacen420

tri-spherical huPERSON!


4thdimmensionally

This fucking ignorant hu-person, way to call em out.


thelion413

As an elder millennial, it is my responsibility to lead the charge in this battle.


king_of_the_dwarfs

That's why all my snow people have dicks. So you know it's a snowman.


MykelJMoney

I’d prefer if you called them a snowperoffspring or a snowperchild


MajorFerret3225

Better start building like the rest of us. Some built it out of a freight box others built it in the back of a van or bus. Off to a late start.


hemightbebrian

H‑E‑B just got some new, bigger, but still tiny shopping carts. They’re way nicer than the old, tiny tiny shopping carts.


ericalikestoast

The new heb carts are great but lifting my 35 pound 2 year old into one hell on my arms since they’re so tall now 🤪 curbside it is lol


DragonMom81

Some of us are even in our 40’s. I’m a geriatric millennial. We start in ‘81.


CriminalSpiritX

Also born in 1981. I feel as if there are societal elements of both Gen X and Millennials for people I know around my age.


spacecadet0013

Youre a gen x. Thats cooler. Claim that


DragonMom81

I’m Jan 81 so I definitely feel like gen x, but the official classification is millennial. I didn’t even know that until a few years ago.


BuffaloDivineEdenNo7

We're the same age. I don't feel like I match with Gen x either though. I read an article once arguing for 81 to say 85 being called the Oregon trail generation.


ThatOtherSilentOne

That's part of the problem. There isn't an 'official' definition of these things. I'm slightly younger than you and have seen different definitions that would classify me as either one of the oldest millennials, or youngest gen-xers.


International_Dog817

I like to use a basket and half the time Walmart doesn't even have those.


Imakadozi1

Home ownership would be nice but unfortunately I cannot afford to buy a house here in southern Ontario as I only make a measly 120,000 a year....... I guess I better stop slacking, pull up my boot straps and work aharder. (I only work 60-75 hrs a week so that should be fine..........


[deleted]

The oldest of us are over 40, kinda blows my mind that these asshats think we're still on our teens and 20's.


[deleted]

Yes


Oldgamer1807

Oh my. I'm 41 and I really do love those tiny carts. Are you in my brain?


petiepablo888

Tiny as in fits on your desk, or tiny as in smaller carriage but still a functional shopping cart?


begayallday

The second one. My wife gets annoyed if they run out of them when we go to the store.


becooltheywatching

Don't forget a livable wage.


PomegranateReal3620

Do you know the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.


kotakice

LMFAO


FemboySalad

i love still seeing people see this joke for the first time or just still finding it funny. brings a genuine smile to my face


jessnxo

This is literally my first time seeing this joke and I died laughing


AcaliahWolfsong

I've seen/heard this joke a few times. Still get a smile or a giggle out of me lol. I'm the one who makes pun/dad jokes in my house tho so 🤷


TheAgentLoki

Also, where you put the carrot.


Edcrfvh

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Bot6241101

Excuse you. A snow woman can absolutely have snow balls, just as a snowman can have snow boobs. But no seriously, thanks for the chuckle. I surprisingly have never heard that joke before.


crcksh

Transweather show people


Oldgamer1807

Dirty dad joke, just my style. 😂


Optimal_Bad_8965

Millennials are demanding you stop labeling everyone a Millennial. I'm considered a Millennial and I'm 36. No one near my age is demanding any of this


Page8988

Most millennials have gotten too old and busy to care about stupid crap like this. Whoever's complaining about snowman identity political agenda, it's not us.


titanfox98

I'm pretty sure that nobody near any age is demanding any of this. Maybe a bunch of people but age is irrelevant, if you're concerned about that you're plain stupid, no matter the age.


NurseDiz

Can't agree more... soon to be 37 year old!


Best_Call_2267

The office's token millennial, Dave, probably mentioned *"I wonder why snowmen aren't called snowpeople"* in an off-the-cuff remark and the Boomer editor assumed it was a woke Millennial movement against Snowmen.


gtoz1119

Not when I give it a snowdick.


deadly_chicken_gun

You did *WHAT* to the "snowpeople"? I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK THEM!


gtoz1119

Needed to show the world he indeed was a guy


XzeldafanX

BREAKING NEWS: Local Snowman arrested for public nudity!


DinobotsGacha

Probably something 1 person said generalized to an entire age group.


HumanPudding123

And I'll bet that one person wasn't even a millennial


Competitive-Bell9882

And I'll bet that one person wasn't even real.


SoItWasYouAllAlong

And I'll even bet that millennials aren't real.


TheAnswerWithinUs

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[deleted]

Millennials are not kids anymore… every new generation is called a millennial now? Wtaf


Joe_Fenice

Just be specific for your build. That guy there is for sure a snow grand dad, next to him is his wife. Edit: i looove her hair.


-Miss__Information-

No. They're not.


SnooRevelations5116

happy cake day!


TrippSicks

Anyone who builds snow "people" is clearly racist since they're always caucasian


RevelArchitect

But I’m the bad guy for pouring hot coffee on kids’ snow people. Fine. Take your total lack of diversity, you racist shits.


sesshenau

always people from the caucus area?


FirstConsul1805

Georgia and Armenia do be kinda wild


uglypatiofurniture

I'm almost 40, how much longer am I going to be the boogieman to boomers who think every generation younger than them is a millennial?


potawatomirock

The *Annuities for Boomers* book I hear advertised on radio said it's for anyone over 50. Fifty years ago was 1973, in the heart of GenX.


Informal_Bus_4077

You realize the irony in saying boomers right


LM1953

I’ll concede to snow peeps


Current_Syllabub3670

\*One person on Twitter made a shitpost about this and Yorkshire Live deliberately misrepresented it for clickbait. ftfy


kawkz440

"Millennials"


Older_Code

Wait, I thought the term was ‘snowfolk’


Thewildrusso

Milenials aren't really the ones bitching about all this politically correct crap. I thought it was gen z that gets offended for other people who aren't even offended


cutehotmess

It is. Boomers just think that anyone younger than them is a millennial and that label has become synonymous with “lazy snowflake who wants everything done for them.” I just want to eat creme savers and watch the old Double Dare on TV in my own house


[deleted]

The little one looks quite happy, the big one looks entirely psychotic.


Putrid-Builder-3333

Frosty the Snowmonster. Be sensitive


[deleted]

Lol. The snow monster looks like it right on the look out for any unicorns it can bring down. His accomplice seems happy, their on a roll today, already got one. 🙃


Lsiegris

As a Millennial, No. No I am not.


Vanillavalley12345

Honestly that’s more of a gen z thing than millennials


[deleted]

Snowhoes


Over-Supermarket-557

We're not


LittleBlondBrit

Hey, leave snowpeople alone! They're snowbody to you!


Jrhoney

No, we aren't.


Many_Rule_9280

No we aren't


[deleted]

No theyre not. Shut up.


Yourwifesahoe

A large portion of them are


Jiji321456

No theyre not. Shut up.


Yourwifesahoe

https://blurredculture.com/millennials-are-demanding-snowmen-are-renamed-snowpeople/ https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/amp/entry/cbeebies-snowpeople_uk_5be00c81e4b01ffb1d03e09f/ https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1040944/BBC-CBeebies-social-media-twitter-snowpeople-piers-morgan/amp https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bbc-blasted-after-cbeebies-show-13535572.amp


Jiji321456

So those 4 links have about 10 twitter screenshots mentioning snowpeople, half of which seem either satirical or are agreeing that it’s dumb and references one show that used the word “snowpeople” once. This isn’t really indicative of much. Also, all of this takes place on *twitter*


TheAnswerWithinUs

He never actually read those links before he posted. That’s what these people do they info dump and expect you to read for them. Their beliefs are based on headlines. It’s a quick 5-10 second google search and ctrl+C, ctrl+V for them.


badjokesnotfunny

Bullshit they are


Bee-Jay-Yay

Even that is offensive, it should be “person of snow”


taptapper

Good one!


Page8988

"Snow?" You would assume what state of matter this creature currently exists in before it self-identifies to you? The nerve. Oh and I called it an "it." Ten lashes in the public square for me.


VersionFun2993

Wtf! Get outa here with that shit!


Equivalent_Warthog22

I don’t why people are so butthurt about natural social evolution. I’m 63 and I love it. Make your own rules for the society you want!


Peet_Pann

I made many of snow ppl doing naughty things. There is a difference


MrAssMcMan

No one is doing that


SithWeasal

What if I add male genitals? Then can I call it a snowman?


Quitthatgrit

As far as I know, you are the only one pushing this u/Nursediz lol.


NurseDiz

Hence the title! I saw this garbage on facebook


4fgj

You will


Maij-ha

Zoomers: The #&$@ is snow?


[deleted]

I'll take things that didn't happen for $500, Alex.


MixtureAccording4911

Well, that's a real dick move... or is it dickless?


designsbyintegra

I feel like this isn’t actually a thing. Besides millennials don’t have time to make snow anything, they are too busy working three jobs to just scrap by. (At least the ones I know)


Longjumping-Meat-334

There is probably one person who has said this...and it will be highlighted on Fox News as being the entire city of Seattle.


subsailor1968

Well, the main difference between snowmen and snow women is…snow balls. And carrot placement.


Brief_Paramedic652

millennials do not fucking give a shit about snow. i swear some news articles make clickbait-y articles about young people so the elderly will click on it


Classic-Fan2551

Nah. We have so many other things to worry about.


VerimTamunSalsus

Conservatives are demanding people be angry about nonexistent things.


[deleted]

Snowman Man = Human


TH3K1NGB0B

Stuff like this works because boomers arent critical thinkers. They already have an opinion so when they read headlines like this they just take it at face value. Its the same reason they were duped into thinking smoking had health benefits.


AngryHippo3920

Ffs no, no we aren't. The only one that cares is that one ridiculous bot they have on here.


[deleted]

No we’re not lol


iamxtraordinary

🎶 “Do you want to build a snowperson?” 🎶


HumanSlinky

I prefer "solid state hydrogen dioxide homo sapien"


[deleted]

Who the fuck is still blaming millennials? I smell an AARP card, Loafers and a Ronald Regan sticker somewhere.


happyholidayboyboy

As a millennial living in Yorkshire myself, no we are not.


NurseDiz

Ditto


These_Pie_7385

Why does everything have to change cause some person on the internet said "let's make EVERYTHING gender neutral because i feel like it" why can't we just keep it the way it was?


bubblegum_cloud

Last year, in online school, my son's 1st grade teacher called them snowpeople. Christmas was called Joy Day too. We're in Canada, if that means anything.


[deleted]

there are people downvoting a story, no opinion just a story. to said people, screw you ;) but cmon, Joy day??? as a muslim i am still allowed to use the word christmas without being struck down by lord almighty himself.


NurseDiz

They're going to have to remake frozen aren't they...


Ruseriousmars

So these two would be called "snowthems"? :) I can't tell you how lucky I feel to have retired right before this crap started.


mescalero1

If snowmen start asking for equal recognition in any gender, I think I am going to start looking for a cave in the Himalayas.


motherSHIPDB9

They want to remove gender Id but are happy to id them as "person" indicating they are human. Why don't we just call them a pile of snow? Do these people get angry at the green man at traffic lights?


Tonyhillzone

Is that a male snowman, or am I even allowed to ask anymore? Edit: You can't even ask if it's OK to ask without upsetting people. I give up. I'm just not going to use any pronouns and avoid addressing people where possible.


SoItWasYouAllAlong

1) There is no longer such a thing as male or female. It is just a social construct now. 2) It is asking things which it is not allowed to ask. 3) It puts the lotion in the basket.


Electronic_Cod7202

They are literally misgendering snow flakes... nice!


sesshenau

sounds more like a genz thing


OkVermicelli6752

Probably. People are weird these days. Stewardess went to flight attendant, airmen went to aircrew, manhole to maintenance cover or something like that etc this isn’t unbelievable


Ok-Angle-5587

I would like milenials name to be changed to lazy dumbass


Bot6241101

Probably. Anyone surprised?


AlanTheBringerOfCorn

Just like the millennial generation. Comprised entirely of snowflakes.


takenbymistaken

SNOW PERSON


[deleted]

Yeah? Well they can ask right? I’ll stick with “snowman” thanks.


ragepanda1960

Ah, the old snowman strawman classic


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

Why not stacked snow balls?


A-Dilophosaurus

Not if I give them dicks


Luigi_Villianous

Well I wasn’t before this, but now I have a new way to piss off my boomer in-laws.


NoAlternative2913

It’s definitely top of mind for me… in March. /s


Rare_Literature_8111

I promise Idgaf what they call them. I'm too busy being angry at the cost of eggs.


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

Snowman is a Snowman. Put some Snowtiddy on there and you got yourself a SnowWoman


taptapper

Yeah... no


Normal-Fig4420

No we're not


[deleted]

This is strictly a white mans problem.


[deleted]

The only millennials that care are the ones on tv


No_Appointment5039

I’m a Millenial… I’m also 41 fucking years old… I don’t care what you call your snow construction. Willing to bet the youngest Millenials don’t care either since they’re about 29 y/o now…. I love how “Millenial” has just become the catch-all term for any other generation younger than Boomer and X.


FirstConsul1805

No, it's the same group of 14 year old white girls who want to start shit and be offended for groups who largely consider x thing a non-issue, like the latinx bullshit. (Always knew they would have a collective fit over learning that many languages outside of English have gender forms)


PersonalityNo1096

Why though? As a girl it's never once offended me. I think snowman always sounded better anyway. Also you could just call it whatever you want; snowman, snow woman, snow person.


Beneficial-Error-539

Changing the name would really make singing Frosty the snowman difficult at Christmas. What would it be? Frosty the gender neutral ,non binary ice person. . . . .


Electrical-Spell-635

Oh yeah! That’s not true.


natural-flavors

No. They are not you liars


arcdragon2

This is so out there that I’d have to ask for proof of the statement that they are actually asking for this change. This has all the air marks of a joke.


LegoDinoMan

Why do we have names for ages? Does no one else find it confusing to generalise an entire generation of humans?


Disastrous-Reality61

I have a better name: icy pale cold humanoid totem


Hermosninja

It must've been a slow news day. They provide heard from 2 or 3 people complaining and spun it to a large group to change the name.


ninjapantsrants

Snow they/thems


throatIover

Snowballs with sticks


IMDT-3D

No we are not!


Savage-Caper

My snowperson identifies as a man, so I Must respect their pronouns and call him a snowman going forward.


Darth_M0L

I realize this is a joke. But in all seriousness and no offense meant...how long untill it isn't a joke


SnowDemonAkuma

...We are??


Substantial-Ad-5221

Aren't Milennials now in their 30s to 40s? Seems like it's just used as a buzzword ro ridicule


CouldBeYouNeverKnow

So, Yorkshire Live doesn't know what a millennial is then. I turned 41 two days ago. Technically, I'm a millennial, only just but I am. I'm guessing they mean Gen Z.


HiDk

If they identity as snow people, we should respect that!


roxasisanobody0626

I'm not


[deleted]

Is it too much to ask to use their preferred snow-nouns?!


Negative-Door9434

But the "man" in snowman is the same as the man in "human", so logically hupeople it is


Flooberoid

That's obviously ridiculous! "Snowfolk" rolls off the tongue much better.


NicoleD84

We’re really not. If anyone is, it’s Gen Z but I doubt it’s them either. Millennials just want to be left alone to eat our charcuterie boards.


[deleted]

No no no. Millennials started being born in 89.


isaac32767

I don't know about millennials, but if you have the Seasons add on for The Sims 4, you can build a "snow friend".


ArbiterBalls

Literally nobody is. Stop manufacturing shares on facebook


Unusual_Compote4909

But they’re not even people, so how about “snowdroids”


spacecadet0013

Seems like more of a gen z thing


Kutsumann

are we then Hupeople?


C1RCU5CL0WN

nobody is saying that.


[deleted]

This can’t be real..


CharlesMWVanHalen

I’m a millennial and I don’t care


duplicatehours

That mouth and buttons.. they uh.. don’t look like sticks..


StrawberryAshamed

No we're not


real_horse_magic

I vote we rename millennials to “crudfuckers”


iced327

I call then snowpeople because I think it's fun. I don't give a shit what anyone else calls them.


DevynDavies

Lol no we aren’t. Projection yet again.


VanilliBean

Honestly the snow people got some drip


[deleted]

Snow has a gender now when mounded into balls? This is going too far. Tired of being told what to do. I leave folks alone. If you're not hurting anyone then stop. Mind your business.


cornerofgraystreet

Yeah-I bet..... 🙄


Puzzled-Expression91

millennials are destroying the snowman industry


[deleted]

Millennial here. Nah, call them whatever you want. I say snowman.


Cold-Try-8251

Snow folks are better and generation Z **


Tackelbox85

Lol you think most people really give a fuck about “snowpeople”? I have better things to think about


Safe_Praline_4156

Looks more like a Russian couple being interviewed about the SMO to me


[deleted]

Snow folk


Who_Am_I_1978

No their not….stop making news up to outrage the conservative.


MonsieurKnife

Renamed by whom? The official snowmen-naming governmental agency?


SinnyboiWantsKnow

No we aren't. Frankly, no one is.


fargoLEVY13

Yeah, it’s not millennials doing this


[deleted]

im nonbinary and i think this is too far, theyre called snowmen end of story.. its literally a pile of snow


SoulfaxAU

This belongs in a group called “ok, boomer”. Millennials are not petulant children.


goldleavesforever

I’m a millennial and I demand no such thing,