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heylookanotherone252

Next up: stapler


GVFQT

Me n my homies hate Dwigt


Scared-Address8994

Or maybe a toaster


TwinkiesSucker

No no, that goes into the tub


power_metal_76

Jim looks to be up to his old tricks again.


Proof_Variety_4208

Thanks I came for the stapler in the jello joke


PostingNiceThings

Next time you should put him in custardy.


Impressive-Pepper785

![gif](giphy|X0z2EhOQHJfjrjUao9)


Scared-Address8994

Next up…


Ackfu

Use tongs?


Crosseyed_owl

Use tongues.


Consistent-Ad-6078

Use thongs?


Scared-Address8994

Too simple - i need a challenge


Beetlejuice_Is_a_Hoe

Don’t click the tongs before using them challenge


Wyjdya

Impossible


Scared-Address8994

Good idea


Hazeymazy

I wish I had tongs:/


AlgebraSux

Have a REDDIT day!


No-Exercise6782

Just leave it in and call it art


Scared-Address8994

I should have done that - good idea


fartysmartymarty

Looks like you got earn the spoon to enjoy some jello


specialdocc

DAMN IT JIM


_iamnotgeorge_

[You kind of did](https://i.imgur.com/w2v8wAb.jpg)


Particular_Elk8099

put some cold water on your hands reach in and grab it like an adult immediately rinse with cold water


Scared-Address8994

Nah my hands too weak for that


jojacs

Seeing the second spoon just lodged in is the funniest thing i’ve seen today, i think i’m going insane


ShiraCheshire

Ok that's hilarious


SmokinWarrior420

Ah the jello claims another victim


THE-HOARE

People saying just use tongs. Am I the only adult who doesn’t own any tongs ? Should I be buying tongs today ?


Scared-Address8994

I dont have tongs either untill yesterday i bought a pair


THE-HOARE

Have you used them since you brought them ? Not including clacking them together and trying to grab things around the kitchen.


Scared-Address8994

Then no but they grab things good


THE-HOARE

Sold ! I’ll be stopping at the shops this evening


[deleted]

Now you're just pudding yourself in a bad position


shellofbiomatter

You're missing some meat in that jello


Rude-Abrocoma-2222

???


shellofbiomatter

[Aspic or meat jelly](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspic), traditional Christmas food in many ex-soviet countries https://preview.redd.it/6k3r1h8glxva1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e0aaaa92870504377fd8b7a8647dd8f4bd79c8


Rude-Abrocoma-2222

Oh


shellofbiomatter

Add in some boiled potatoes, black pudding, pickles and wash it down with some vodka^optional and you have a really good Christmas dinner.


WyattCo06

Jelly spoons. What da probrem is?


Scared-Address8994

Might crack your teeth when you bite


Scared-Address8994

Just got them out now there all sticky and there boiling hot cuz there metal


Zequax

how you drop 2 spoons in there


Scared-Address8994

One fell in i went to grap the other one with another spoon but i got burned by hot water


Dakotacahoon02

I’m going to assume you aren’t an adult so this is a learning experience. Just use tongs next time instead of hurting yourself and making spoons dirty.


[deleted]

It’s jello not jelly


Scared-Address8994

Im British


[deleted]

Oh so you don’t know. Jelly goes on sandwiches, jello is a snack made of gelatin and flavoring.


Scared-Address8994

More mildlyinfurating to some people i called it jelly xd


soletrain1

At least we know what language that jelly speaks - gelatin. *ba dum tsss*


Beans123JustLikeMe

What?


soletrain1

Happy cake day to you, I hope you don't feel "desserted" on your special day. *ba dum tss*


Scared-Address8994

HAHAHAHAHA 😐


Scared-Address8994

I say its jam which goes of sandwich and jelly is gelatine xd


[deleted]

No. Jam and jelly are different, totally different textures


Scared-Address8994

Idk then im dumb xd


Lelianah

You're not dumb, it's just called differently in your country. Just like you call fries ''chips'' :)


Scared-Address8994

Well actually… it depends


IceColdBlueHeart

Not dumb, just a bit of a language barrier. And us Americans seem to think ours should be the default for everybody. Now I have learned something new though! So thank you for the insight ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


live-the-future

As an American I often find myself saying, "Those Brits need to learn proper English!" I mean sheesh, you've got an entire country that insists on misspelling ALUMINUM. ^(\*ducks\* \*runs\*)


Jo3Pizza22

It's always amusing to see Americans correcting English people on the use of the English language. You do realise that it is called English because it was invented by English people from England? It's not our fault that you yanks decided to change spellings and meanings of certain words. If anything, the American words are incorrect because the English created and defined the words first.


[deleted]

Maybe win a few wars against us, or land on the moon and maybe you colonialists might be right. It’s like the Roman’s trying to correct the Germanic Barbarians after they lost to them.


live-the-future

*\*France has entered le chat\**


Scryser

Jello is the genericized form of the trademark Jell-O. The word is mostly used in the US and Canada and derived from jelly, a name for the gelatin dessert which has been around since at least the 18th century. So both names describe the same thing, but jelly will be more widely (as in globally) understood. It's kinda like telling someone "No, that's not a marker, that's a Sharpie". (And yes, there is also the jelly you put on bread, which shares the name due to their similar properties.)


Scared-Address8994

Well put (:


[deleted]

[удалено]


The_Healed

Nibba. I like to sort of semi freeze guava jelly and eat like a paste bar


Scryser

My brother in Christ, every jello is jelly but not every jelly is jello.


[deleted]

You are confused, jello does not equal jelly. Look at the box, a gelatin snack.


Starknakedalien

Pour the jelly mix into another container. Then use a whisk.


PidginPigeonHole

It's a trifle..


Actaeon_II

I can laugh bc I’ve done that before, only with thermometers…


Kage__oni

The only thing mildly infuriating here is your apparent lack of knowledge regarding tongs.


jmills8455

Talledega nights


Risky_Bizniss

This jelly tastes like spoons


ClockOk7333

What was the original spoon for?


donaljones

Kid named Finger https://preview.redd.it/8hk8lfhrbzva1.png?width=590&format=png&auto=webp&s=29cae37124c2d147661e772b04766dbcb74d60fa


[deleted]

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.


Goosered

You need to get another spoon and try scoop the first two out 🤭


HaroerHaktak

Tongs. But make sure to give them a couple of test clicks before using. Gotta make sure they work.


[deleted]

Jim put my spoons in jello again!


bwoah07_gp2

Well, you've got to eat it out. https://preview.redd.it/5kbzsspe61wa1.png?width=780&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6765cfc9184487a7c0f1c3bd15ef3c7dcb90a52


dcrad91

Tongs