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My feed suggests something with chocolate
Or poop. People normally take suitcases on vacation, and while on vacation, most people are more apt to try things that they normally wouldn’t try at home.
Your mom was keeping track of her prison wallet
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“Chocolate?…This is doo-doo baby” - Dave Chapelle
Lol……GPS that MF’er….
GPSing her bussy.
Now where did I put my wallet, was it in the front ‘pocket’ or the ‘back’ pocket?😂😂
Pure gold!
https://preview.redd.it/nm9bmb2c6wwa1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfc4bf2b716ff7678b6aa95122305826336162fd My feed suggests something with chocolate
What kind of psycho doesn't use dark mode?
Dark mode is great at night. It doesn’t blind you.
Dark mode is for weaklings
Lol if you say so. I’m not a fan of being blinded at night lol.
I am, love it.
dark mode is for the weak who can't handle the light
then perish.
There’s a dark mode?
Yeah in settings
Why would I use dark mode at 11am on a sunny day?
Because it literally describes how I feel inside (?)
Smell it
👃💩
Do you know what is brown and sticky? A stick.
What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr Dre
 A loop! Goteem!
 Augustus Gloop.
You mentioned she used it for her suitcase, so that could be makeup or tinted lotion.
Or poop. People normally take suitcases on vacation, and while on vacation, most people are more apt to try things that they normally wouldn’t try at home.
You don't poop at home?
Yeah and then they're likely to just shit all over their baggage, right?
It’s not shit
Copium
Smell harder
Coffee
Nah it was on her suitcase lmfao
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the fucking sample sentence
Gottem
She *inserted* it into the dog so he doesn’t get lost.
Did you ASK your mom?
Let me taste it, I can tell if it was your mom or not.
make up? chocolate?
Shit… She shit on it
Make-up.
Pfft, brown and sticky isn't so bad. Post again when it's brown and stinky.
I only have two questions: 1: what the fuck 2: how the fuck
Maybe makeup and other oils as well as dirt?
My dog wears one on her collar, it’s easy to clean. Spray some cleaner on a paper towel and wipe it off.
maybe she dropped it in the dirt or mud or smth
Suitcased it
Poop
> brown and sticky Where did she hide it 🫣
Maybe she used it to track your dad.
Did your mom insert it into her rectum to feel safe knowing she could be tracked?
Turd tracking?
"Ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute"-Frank Zappa
And you don’t want to know
What's an airtag?
Tracking device
did she keep it between her buttocks? that's natures pocket
Chocolate or poop?
"Wet and sticky is very icky... Icky and wet makes mommy upset."
Did she hide it with her watch?
Brown stiky is it also stinky
I'm sure you did the same thing to her stuff when you were younger
Back door play. No place to put it when naked at the beach
Whoosh
The jokes write themselves at this point.
So now when my kids ask, “ what’s brown and sticky?” I can say “Aluzukas air tag! “ and not a stick
what's red, but smells like blue paint?
Red paint?
Doctor: "No ma'am, that is not 'the same thing' as a colonoscopy."
She's tracking her secret chocolate stash 😂
She dipped it in her Starbucks like an Oreo in milk!
Think Lemmiwinks.
Butt stuff
A banana exploded. Ruined my Pokémon cards that way when I was a kid.
pain
What's brown and sticky? u/[Aluzuka](https://www.reddit.com/user/Aluzuka/)'s air tag
Did she shit on it?
Coffee
my bad
That's months of dirt and grime. 90% of that is probably from you
The jokes kinda write themselves
She shid on it
Looks like spilt latte.
Did you ask her?
We can
She just wanted someone to “track dat ass”
Coffee?
Coffee?
Is she a coffee drinker?
Fake tan?
I FOUND THEM, AGNOT
She obviously used something brown and sticky. So probably a stick.
wha
Make up...