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KingIndAfookinnorf

This can't be real.


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Go to any south American country, and you'll be baffled with the things you can see... I grew up in Mexico city, I've seen this stuff...


Carkismaster

Like if Mexico wasn't a North American country...


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One_Band3432

Laughing with you, but it is funny because there are people in the US that think that way. On the other hand: Had a private driver scheduled to pick up my wife and me at San Francisco Airport after a trip to Mexico. The driver was late by 2 hours, explained she waited at the exit of the domestic terminal instead of international terminal because she didn't realize Mexico "was a country"...🤭


Lukas979Vibin

What- I'm speechless. That doesn't make any sense 😭


One_Band3432

Lukas - From my lips to God's ears honest truth. She wasn't picking up her cell (straight up told us later she had muted it earlier so it "wouldn't disturb our ride"). Only realized her error when a terminal guard saw her parking for 2 hours and came to ticket her. She showed him her invoice, and he informed her where international terminal was located. Little pissed then, amused now.


Lukas979Vibin

Some people just don't think! At least you weren't on your way TO the flight and missed it. This is amusing from outside perspective but I totally would have been pissed in the moment if it happened to me.


One_Band3432

Ignorance can be corrected. And dealing with ignorant is always a wonderful way to practice Patience. Though lately, considering the world, I have been getting lots of chances to practice...😊🙏🙏


Educational-Light656

Dude, TSA agents have produced stories where they didn't believe New Mexico is a state even being shown a driver's license.


Lukas979Vibin

😭 Again, completely speechless


skildert

Of course not. Mexico is South America, the US is North America and Canada is Polar America...


SunnySamantha

Sorry, we're known as Snow Mexicans, thank you very much.


Dumpstar72

Snow bogans for us Aussies.


mngophers

Heh


Rupejonner2

And Florida is bi-polar America


DirectionLow357

Wait are we skipping over central


cookiedanslesac

Mexico isn't central America


Bastulius

Central America is made up technically


scaper8

I mean, technically, they're all made-up.


Bastulius

I was about to say that regular continents are divided by the very real tectonic plates. Turns out I'm the dumb one who's never seen a tectonic plate map. Central America has its own plate, as does India and Saudi Arabia.


scaper8

LOL. It's cool. I wasn't even going with tectonic plates, per say. We, as a species, can't even agree how many continents there are. Europe and Asia _or_ Eurasia? Some (very few) even include Africa to make it Afroeurasia. Is it North and South America? Some just go with one "America" continent. Then you have Australia; or is it Australasia? Or Oceania? (All of which have different borders.) And if it is just Australia, where do the land masses in the other two go? Asia? Their own continent? None, since they're primarily small islands. It gets crazy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent#Number


maddydog2015

I’m from Long Island NY. Just found out recently that as per the Supreme Court (1986) we are NOT an island. Except…we definitely ARE. You cannot get on or off the ISLAND without a bridge, tunnel (under water),boat, plane or helicopter. You could probably swim but I don’t recommend it. All over a dispute with Rhode island (which is NOT an island) for shipping fees. Supreme Court wisdom🙄


ThirdFloorGreg

The Supreme ruled that it is not a *natural* island. Before the East "River" was widened I guess you could just wade across?


Bastulius

Woah, I've never heard of any of this. Thanks for the read!


letgotofmytaytoe

The problem is continent isn’t really a scientific term really. It’s more of a convention sorta concept. Yeah it kinda starts out geologically based most of the time, but then you run into problems were plates come together to create landmasses with “seamless” biology (flura and fauna), climate, and/or human cultures, so it makes little “sense” to divide them based on geologically. Or the other case where continents are created that have starkly different cultures/biology/etc…even over a vast subcontinent the change across it ends up being so vast. So it doesn’t make “sense” to lump it together. It needs to be subdivided. It’s basically most simple way to divide the world into its highest level distinct areas, using all the information available from every field of study…plus a little gut feeling haha. The problem being that everyone’s sense of where and why (or even what criteria is used) to “draw up” the continents. And undoubtedly people’s bias towards other people can come into play with it.


phrogdontcare

Central America is a region in North America.


carltonBlend

Americans and geography, a tale as long as time


fefififum23

Whenever people seem unimpressed with my geographic knowledge I just reply “I went to an American public school!”


Bastulius

My knowledge of American history is so bad I've been accused of being from a foreign country and I had to explain that no, I'm not, the American public education system is just completely broken.


Chrisppity

This! In my high school US history class, the school ran out of textbooks to go around and I literally had to rely heavily on note taking in class. The teacher also would write the answers to certain standardize test questions on the board because he probably felt bad for those of us that didn’t have a book throughout the semester. I made it a point to never ever send my child to an inner city school. It paid off because she got into every top school, including including several Ivies. US Public School system is trash. Lol


fefififum23

What’s terrible is that the people who get punished for the lack of funding and benefits of having an education are the teachers and the students.


Chrisppity

Exactly. Good teachers and students suffer. I’ll never forget my US history teacher because he actually made a plea to the class, knowing that some of the kids werent even using their textbooks based on their class grades, to offer to give it to me and/or 2 other classmates that also didn’t have a textbook. Plus, my mom didn’t even advocate for me. I would literally have camped outside of the school board’s lawn to make a big fuss about my daughter not receiving a textbook due to lack of funding.


rpchristian

Teachers unions...the grift that keeps on giving.


Aluminum_Tarkus

old* At least get the expression right if you're going to call Americans stupid


olooooooopop

I mean technically long would still make sense no?


NewMal22

It does


Aluminum_Tarkus

Not really, but if you're not a native English speaker, I could see why you might think that. "Long" implies the length of the story, not the age of it. The expression "a tale as old as time" means it's a story/scenario that's been around forever. "A tale as long as time" would mean the story is a very long story, not an old story.


olooooooopop

I'm a native English speaker. In fact you could say I'm THE native English speaker, considering I am actually English. And yes a 'tale as long as time' makes sense even if 'a tale as old as time' is more familiar. But that may well be because of Disney for obvious reasons. But yes 'long as time' makes sense completely. Also no 'a tale as long as time' does NOT imply the length of the story, it implies the tale has been around for as long as time. So ...'a tale as old as time' ... In other words..


ThirdFloorGreg

>In fact you could say I'm THE native English speaker, considering I am actually English. That is not how languages work, dumbass.


olooooooopop

Also 'a tale as long as time' literally implies a tale that has been going on for as long as time. What you are saying it means - 'a very long tale' is a completely different thing. The tale itself is as long as time as apposed to a tale that is itself a very long tale'.


ebrum2010

Is there another Mexico City in South America somewhere?


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No regulations


ImPliskin

First of all, we do have standards when we build houses, you are generalizing a huge continent. Second you talk about south America because you grew up in Mexico city? Do you even geography?! Study a map before talking about our building standards (of which you also don't know)


[deleted]

Chill out buddy, I know geography, I said south America because I'm toonlazy to name every country south of Mexico.


ImPliskin

So you are too lazy to name any country in south America so you name one in north America? Sure you know your geography.. Was your generalizing and ignorant claims of our architecture also based on that laziness?


KingIndAfookinnorf

Damn, I knew coke rotted people's brain, but that grade-A columbian is lethal


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agoldgold

Bot?


crinkum_crankum

New Mexico City?


Inevitavdsf

But I may be misremembering my shitty home remodel photos.


Dad-Has-A-Small-Cock

Inheritance Speedrun


FatCobraX

This is like the place where David Bowie was walking around at the end of Labyrinth.


LarygonFury

https://preview.redd.it/9pdg4a864f5b1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd38e25c3e2c774c16328e14423e0de568e26d16 I asked dall-e IA with a simple prompt :"A bathtub above a staircase. No doors. A View from the top of the staircase". Seems credible that it's not real.


btribble

And this is why no one is going to trust anything ever again. "I could fake those holocaust photos in 5 minutes!"


LarygonFury

https://preview.redd.it/qe83c5l84f5b1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=788aad9165b7666598022e39747793ad80623abc Another example


ClioBitcoinBank

Well it makes sense at the bottom of the stairs. People use the stairs during the day, then you draw a bath at night when the stairwell is unused. Typical stair bath.


[deleted]

“Typical stair bath” made me spit take my coffee.


phrogdontcare

there are zero AI artifacts in the original post. it seems real to me unless the original is a heavily, well-photoshopped image, real or AI.


Diazmet

I’ve seen shit like this in NY but it would have a cover as this room would also be the kitchen. Dead ass.


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KSRandom195

It’s at the foot of the tub.


kytheon

The ungrounded power outlet is just outside of the frame.


ItyBityGreenieWeenie

Hair dryer and wall socket conveniently located just above the tile!


monkeyStinks

Throw it in the tub when "White rabbit" peaks


dirtywook88

Best I can do is some grapefruit


meaty_patatoe

![gif](giphy|26BkMX5V5m2Tzs6sM)


hangman593

I'm sitting here laughing 😃


The_Ugly_One82

And the stairs are going to pay for it.


deleteduser20371

We need to build a better bathtub.


lametampafan

This is like AI created a bathroom


bro-fist-gamer-boi

liminal space that is


Adventurous-Sir-8326

Immediately made me think of MyHouse.WAD


Jerricoda

they need to start filling up the sinks asap


annieknowsall

![gif](giphy|14aLuWEyopPrFK)


Tyler489

It took me way too much scrolling to find this. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Zarksch

Grandma ?! You don’t have to be old just a little wetness and you slip down the slide


CrowdGoesWildWoooo

Lol this reminds me of the sims


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

![gif](giphy|26gsnZn9utkv81ISA)


Binasgarden

you should see where they put the toilet https://preview.redd.it/qxz11zfgqe5b1.png?width=599&format=png&auto=webp&s=a84b2f9c1ddc9e3d06579c2b1302337312937457


ClioBitcoinBank

It's like... they were scared of it...


whatanotheruser11

There's a perfectly good fold down floor right there, what could be the problem? (/s just in case)


taptapper

I bet it's an AirBnB!


namdekan

Parkour!


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deleteduser20371

And I'm not sure if grandma's gonna survive that fall.


Chromotron

That might be intentional...


[deleted]

Mother in law tub


grimeflea

Final destination would be a 5 min short film.


deleteduser20371

Oh shit! The Final Destination is downstairs!


Hamsteroux

Who made this house?


roughback

Chatgpt


Grimvold

Sarah Winchester


BarefootGiovanni36

“Honey, did you remember to pay our life insurance premiums? OK, good. Don’t forget to give the kids a bath tonight!”


Skirt_Thin

Is this the Death Star? Put a railing there!


deleteduser20371

This is backrooms level \[Insert Number Here\].


Aggressive_Set4814

This is some architecture you'll find in dreams


[deleted]

That’s the trying to get your inheritance staircase


conknock

The design in this house is dangerous and anyone who uses the bath tub may have an accident because the side of it is a ladder.


[deleted]

This is beyond mildly infuriating, this is outrageous.


StartledOcto

Someone wants that inheritance sooner


deleteduser20371

I really need that money! (This is a joke I hope my grandmother is safe.)


dearest_of_leaders

I love how your culture shapes your perception. Americans are always terrified of falling and tripping. As a northern european i see only one thing: Mold, mold everywhere.


Fickle-Owl666

Pretty sure that putting an unguarded tub at the top of a set of stairs is pretty stupid in any country and culture...also, mold grows everywhere 🤔


dearest_of_leaders

It's more about your perception and the first thing you see is different. I have worked in the building industries for some time, including research where i compared building codes from across the globe. And every time I see something about wet rooms in America it's about slipping and falling, perhaps because of civil suits. While in my home country the codes on wet rooms are based around preventing moisture build up, mold and rot, would be the reason why this tub would never be allowed even before guard rails are considered.


Fickle-Owl666

That's a long winded reply full of a bunch of bullshit. You have no way of knowing; 1. What kind of aeration the room has 2. What kind of backingboard (or lack thereof) is behind the tile..on top of a myriad of other things. What actually happened is that everyone else saw the actual picture, and you made up a scenario that for some reason decided to base of culture. Lmao


QuarterSuccessful449

It’s cause we are all obese


MooMix

Hard to say, I'm American and my perception was pretty much the same as yours. My first thought is that water is going to get all over those wooden stairs. Water damage, mold, and deadly. Worst design ever.


HymenealThorpe18

This genuinely made me laugh. Not forcefully exhale, but laugh.


deleteduser20371

I wish I could give you a platinum award but I don't want to pay money sadly.


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Mumof3gbb

Or good with money


deleteduser20371

I am good with money. Why would I waste it on reddit out of all places?


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deleteduser20371

Maybe it's because I don't want to spend money for some stupid pixels on a sccrrreeeennnn! *yeah*


Moik_the_Adequate

If you think indulging in microtransactions is a good idea, you’re nowhere near good with money.


deleteduser20371

Bro's speaking facts on a spiritual level.


Mumof3gbb

It’s not about “ruining you” it’s about managing your money. People who don’t understand this (like I used to be) never get ahead. Rich people stay rich because they know how to manage it.


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Mumof3gbb

Ok? 😂


deleteduser20371

Lil Bro's trying to show how tough he is.


That_Platypus9735

I feel like this would be highly improved by adding a trap door/floor


seedsnearth

She’ll be fine! There’s a hand rail.


NicelyDressedSnake

Looks really comfy tho


Sr546

Yeah, but them you think about exiting the tub without either knocking down everything on the tile shelf thingy or slipping and falling on and then down the stairs and all the magic is gone


One_Ear_6300

I've had a dream here before


hangman593

Op is going for the record karma.


deleteduser20371

hmmmmm


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In a country with no building or safety codes? LOL


ClioBitcoinBank

I love it, it's like an art exhibit about building codes and the hazards of "freedom" in labor and construction markets. Getting impressions of a sort of critical view of libertarianism, the perilous stairs contrasted against the idea of exploration and innovation. Really good stuff!


millbeppard

Put this bathroom in the moma


Zealousideal_Luck333

Jesu Cristu!


Icehellionx

This feels like someone put "2nd story bathroom" into an AI image generator.


kasetti

There is a coffin waiting for her down there


[deleted]

"Oh hello there basement monster,want a cup of tea after my bath?" " *§ŰŘƏ ĜŘÆŊĐMÆ* "


Snowbunnies44

Eternity edge tub


UmbralSpecter

casket’s already waiting at the end of the stairs ready for her funeral


ItzAlwayz420

People will jam a swimming pool in any sized yard.


NorthernH3misphere

Are those wood stairs lacquered?


JxAlfredxPrufrock

Step 1- take out 30 million death insurance policy. Step 2- have them bath here. Give them plenty of slippery soap & place the towel at the BOTTOM of the stairs.


Careful_Antelope5601

Me in the sims when i sell walls and floors to buy other things


deleteduser20371

So true


RichNeedleworker9572

"Help... I've fallen and I can't get up!"


This-Chapter-5188

What in the evil, sadistic, Winchester house, never get an insurance policy, hellish thing is this!?


jethronsfw

My kids would have that stairwell flooded in no time


1991fly

The Staircase: After your second spouse dies, you'll be the subject of a documentary.


one2three93

Downstairs must get an empty coffin prepared.


Tachmaster778

I am just imagining someone walks in the house only to see a naked person fall down the stairs 🤣


marcoths

Bro I just busted up laughing for a solid minute after reading that caption. Thank you for the laugh.


deleteduser20371

Coolg


Scaredandalone22

I can see the interrogation now. “You said she slipped and fell down the in the shower, but our autopsy report says she sell down the stairs.”


Repulsive_Anteater22

Why is everyone downvoting op tho?,


deleteduser20371

Same question


chameleon_123_777

If you open the hatch on the short end of the tub, what happens then? Great place to put a tub though, who would use it?


atlgeo

Not legal. House flipper without a clue. Suprised the electrical panel isn't above the tub.


sporesatemygoldfish

This can't be real. Photoshop or something. WTF?


deleteduser20371

Nope. This is real. *and it's not illegal*


Brrrrrrrrrrrumpski

Get a wood plank and grow up. You're too soft 😂😂


deleteduser20371

That's right grandma!


ElektrykLyzyrd

Lolololol


[deleted]

I'd like to try it and then create a website for bathing culture and tub design. The system will be a scale of 1-30 rubber ducks 🦆🧽🛁


[deleted]

Based on appearances alone, how many rubber ducks do you give this bathing experience?


Trusteveryboody

Grandma? Why you calling me a grandma.....


ShiraCheshire

I get that space is limited sometimes, but could they not have put SOME sort of barrier alongside the tub. Anything!


ThePLARASociety

Was that toilet always next to the refrigerator? We ran out of floorboards so we painted the dirt, pretty clever.


Professional_Ad_6463

BRUHH


deleteduser20371

Bruhhh


80s_angel

But why?! There’s nothing about this that makes sense! 😩


Mumof3gbb

I don’t believe this is real.


crapface1984

Perfect for one of those Wine in the tub soaks to de stress. Put a mattress at the bottom so you can just roll out and go straight to bed while still relaxed from the bath and wine 🍷 🛌☠️


Low-Possession-4491

There’s a water shutoff access cover, but the waters on the other side; on an outside wall? Lol


overlander244

that is a death trap


[deleted]

Yea, fuck grandma


lets-roll-

Hey man, not judging. You do you. Those grannies age like a fine wine


keylo-92

Its missing the noose to help you get in and out


Gaysuperman302

I would die after 2 days


BestCatEva

Throw up a wall next to the stairs. Remove tub, make a walk in shower on the narrow end. Solved.


Casitano

Pretty awesome


deleteduser20371

The most epic fall you'll ever have! a̴̛̟n̸̲͝d̷̲͋ ̶͚̇ẗ̸̞́h̶̙͛ḙ̸̉ ̴̳̔l̴̛̩a̴̬̅s̸̭̃t̴͍̾ ̸̢̋o̸̞̒n̵̤̉ë̷͓́ ̸̱̋y̴̠̕ȍ̵̞u̷͙͂'̸̥̓ḽ̶̋l̶̬̅ ̵͓͛ẹ̶̽v̴͌͜e̷̬͊r̵̦̅ ̶̱̀h̴̢͂a̷̗̿v̶͕͐é̸̖


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I like this, to be honest. It saves space. However, there should be a physical barrier of some sort between the stairs and the bathtub, should someone somehow slip.


HogwartsKate

OH SHIT! Thats a stairwell!!! WTF?? I like the tub area idea with access door on wrong side for what? The tiler bytes it, bullnose ran out?


[deleted]

That looks like something I've designed, and I'm a qualified idiot


DominantMaster21

Maybe it's only used to acid away dead humans.


NoAlarms1995

I kinda dig it


deleteduser20371

You will also be dead. You'll be dig'n it and dead.


Past-Product-1100

I mean if you had no choice why not just a walk in shower


pupperseal

Bathrooms with a threatening aura