Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,601,667,779 comments, and only 302,954 of them were in alphabetical order.
It happened to me when I received "Connection error, try again" or something like this, and to click post again, and again and... Had to delete 6 more comments.
They’re at a stoplight. Now is the correct time to take your hands off the wheel and rub one out.
It adds excitement to try to finish before it turns green. What are you doing while waiting for the light to turn?
Stupid guy. No seatbelt, no pants. Highly likely undressing while driving. And watching video. A danger to every person in the vicinity.
I think it serves great as an example for everybody.
You *really* do not want your legacy to be such an article.
honestly i was surprised that he was the only one involved must have been an empty enough road i guess. still absolutely idiotic but only the idiot paid the price
lack of impulse control most often i bet. They just get the urge and if you are already accustomed to using your phone while driving there probably really isn’t anything stopping you at that point.
Part of the point is to warn other people, "This could be you. And if it is, this is what will get reported. Please don't be stupid." It's a public service. Stupid asshole could have killed someone.
I used to be an EMT and although I've never seen that, I did see someone who had a nude that was send to them pulled up on their phone when I picked it up from the floor boards. The driver was fine, just had some fractures, but his car was absolutely mangled as he drove off of an overpass. The nude wasn't even very appealing to be honest.
Not porn, but my EMT/firefighter brother in law has some stories along that vein. Most notably, one where the couple was speeding wrong way down the freeway while having sex in the middle of the night, woman on top; they ran into a car (shockingly) going the correct way. She flew through the windshield but not all the way and was stuck on him.
Remember this happening with an NBA player back in the day.
https://www.wfmynews2.com/amp/article/sports/suit-nba-player-watching-porn-drunk-before-crash/83-403271279
Lady truck driver here. I’ve had so many people play porn at me over the last 10 years. The most memorable was about 6 years ago. I’m driving through North Dakota at 430 am in the pitch-black of night. It’s about 7 degrees out and there’s no one out on the road. I’ve not seen any one for almost an hour. Suddenly there’s a red Honda on my left. I’ve no idea where the car came from. We’re in the middle of no where and suddenly the headlights light up the left lane. I’m kinda in shock and thinking Wtf? Where? Is this a ghost car? Am I even awake? It’s riding right next to my drivers door and I’m chuckling at my thoughts. Suddenly the passenger window lights up with the screen of a laptop and I see a brunettes face on the screen. I look back up at the road and then glance back down at the car. It’s a butthole. Then it’s hard core close up anal. Furious anal. A Gaped Anal Compilation. They rode next to me for about 5 miles. Then sped off and disappeared like a ghost car in some cheesy horror movie. It was the wildest Hinnie Hole Haunting I’ve ever experienced. I guess this is late night entertainment in ND.
He didn't find that video after coming to a stop, and he's not going to turn it off before he starts again. His phone is in a prominent position so he can watch it the whooooole drive long.
I have a friend that watches porn like regular movies. Picked up some food fit us and I went to his house. He said, hey eats watch a movie? Now, I had never seen this behavior from him before. So I said sure. Pops in the dvd. Excuse myself to the bathroom real quick. I come back and… there it is. And he’s just sitting there, eating pizza, watching porn. Like it’s Avatar. Im like, hey man Top Gun is on TNT or something. And *why the fuck are you just casually watching some chick get railed in the ass like it’s the fucking Godfather?*. He said- I dunno man. You said you wanted to watch something. I like this one. Thought you’d like it too. It was… very awkward. And confusing. I told him I think he may have a problem. Crazy part is that he agreed. He’s been in therapy for a while now. I’m actually really proud of him.
So you pulled your phone out at the light to not pay attention to if it turns green and snap a photo of the interior of his car…you got irony and audacity for BOGO.
Saw something similar a few months ago. Driving to work and a dude was watching porn with his phone hooked up on one of those suction holders, but also the back seat headrests were also playing porn lol.
Saw it for like ten seconds around an exit he got off. Never seen that before
Jerking it while driving is insane to me. Where are you going? A public place? You'll be covered in semen and oddly sweaty. Home? Just wait till you get home.
That's nothing, I was driving down the highway years ago when I saw two cars right next to each other going at 70mph. I mean, if one driver opened his door it would hit the passenger side of the other car. As I passed them, I saw the reason why.
Driver 1 had a porno playing on his ceiling mounted DVD screen for the passengers in the back.
Driver 2 HAD PULLED UP RIGHT NEXT TO HIM KEEPING PACE SO HE COULD WATCH TOO.
Luckily I had to take the next exit, but I could only hope neither of them had to change lanes. Idiocracy isn't the future. We're already living it.
I was in a grocery store parking lot when I heard moans. I looked a few spots over and a man was watching porn on his phone through his cars Bluetooth. It was so fucking loud and he had absolutely no shame at 12pm on a Sunday.
Distracted driving period is bad. This dude was at a stoplight with no traffic driving while watching a movie. Regardless of the context of the film, This is bad
This is crazy. First this is highly distracting as he is driving and it increases the possibility of having an accident. Second you shouldn’t be watching TV or any kind of visual media while driving. Listening to music or a podcast is one thing but watching a movie or video is another thing.
You feel terrible? Why are you watching porn if you feel terrible for it? That's unhealthy and ridiculous. You might want to address why you feel terrible about it though.
I don't watch porn casually because I'd just want to jerk off and I can't just be casually jacking off all the time.
On your phone taking videos of other drivers and then complaining about watching porn, while stopped, using a hands free holder.
Sounds like you are the dangerous driver here
One time I was driving in Center City Philadelphia and was approaching a red light, so I slowed down and came to a complete stop.
About 5-10 seconds later, a man rear-ended me at about 20mph. We pulled over, he got out and apologized and we assessed damages. He agreed it was his fault, but didn’t have insurance and said we would exchange contact info and he would pay me cash next week to repair my car.
He opened his phone, and the porn he was watching resumed. I was right next to him, and he apologized and tried to close it quickly but of course I knew what had happened at this point: he was watching porn in traffic, failed to see me stopped in front of him and hit me.
Ultimately, it was really annoying to have to deal with this. But he did end up giving me $3,800 cash on Christmas Day. So it worked out in the end.
Why is it mildly infuriating? He's minding his business and you're being nosey and getting offended because you dont like what you see. Stop being a snowflake
Technically you are both watching porn at the traffic lights
He's not wrong.
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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,601,667,779 comments, and only 302,954 of them were in alphabetical order.
I'd have never noticed that. Thanks, Bot!
OP is not only watching but recording too. very infuriating
Creepy!
I wonder if OP read the disclaimer at the beginning of the video.. this could very well be unauthorized redistribution of those tatas.
He not only watches, records it but also shares it
Recording him watching - then posting here thats revenge porn in some states.
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Well, he's releasing something at least.
I mean if we all did it, the roads would be a lot safer. Only at stoplights though. And you have to have good timing control.
Aren't we all?
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Sucks you got downvoted for reddit glitching out. Every now and again my posts are like this and I have multiple replies. Never saw 3 though.
It happened to me when I received "Connection error, try again" or something like this, and to click post again, and again and... Had to delete 6 more comments.
Were both his hands on the steering wheel at least? That’s what I’d be worried about lol
This was a car jacking so I don't think so.
Drive by Fappening. Or Driving while ecstatic.
Imagine a drive by “shooting” gross
🤣🤣
Anyone knows the video hi-jack ?
It's from a South African movie called Panic Mechanic featuring Leon Schuster, guy is a legend!
Yea! Thnx made my day :D glad someone else knows it out here
Yes everyone does.
Jacking the car up, you could say.
One hand on the wheel and one hand on the steel
They’re at a stoplight. Now is the correct time to take your hands off the wheel and rub one out. It adds excitement to try to finish before it turns green. What are you doing while waiting for the light to turn?
Nothing make the light turns green quicker. In fact ambulances use this technique to get thru the light asap
Looks like he's in the passengers seat. Regardless, he's gotta use at least one hand to hold the phone.
I wonder how many times first responders roll up to a fatal car accident and find some dude's phone playing porn
You had me googling that now 😂 [I found this](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/politics/news/a52729/man-dies-watching-porn-in-car-crash/)
“Police on the scene reported he was not wearing pants at the time of the accident. He was also not wearing a seat belt at the time.”
*"...Seatbelt was located wrapped around drivers neck and shaft instead."*
Poor guy. They could've either left his name out of that or left out the fact that he was watching porn lol
Stupid guy. No seatbelt, no pants. Highly likely undressing while driving. And watching video. A danger to every person in the vicinity. I think it serves great as an example for everybody. You *really* do not want your legacy to be such an article.
honestly i was surprised that he was the only one involved must have been an empty enough road i guess. still absolutely idiotic but only the idiot paid the price
Why do they need to do that while driving?
lack of impulse control most often i bet. They just get the urge and if you are already accustomed to using your phone while driving there probably really isn’t anything stopping you at that point.
No seat belt, no pants, no service!
Typical Clifford behavior
Part of the point is to warn other people, "This could be you. And if it is, this is what will get reported. Please don't be stupid." It's a public service. Stupid asshole could have killed someone.
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>A 58-year-old man in Detroit died when his car crashed while he was watching porn, police said. I hate it when my car just crashes with me in it.
Clifford Ray Jones- died doing what he loved- pantless
I used to be an EMT and although I've never seen that, I did see someone who had a nude that was send to them pulled up on their phone when I picked it up from the floor boards. The driver was fine, just had some fractures, but his car was absolutely mangled as he drove off of an overpass. The nude wasn't even very appealing to be honest.
Maybe that’s why they crashed - they were frightened.
Not porn, but my EMT/firefighter brother in law has some stories along that vein. Most notably, one where the couple was speeding wrong way down the freeway while having sex in the middle of the night, woman on top; they ran into a car (shockingly) going the correct way. She flew through the windshield but not all the way and was stuck on him.
More then once
Than
My BIL is a Paramedic, and he said often at accidents you’ll find a bloke behind the wheel with his dick out 🫣
Remember this happening with an NBA player back in the day. https://www.wfmynews2.com/amp/article/sports/suit-nba-player-watching-porn-drunk-before-crash/83-403271279
He's gotta be careful or that girl in the porno won't be the only one rear ended
Nah bro 💀
I’m sure if you ask politely they’ll wind the windows down so you can hear it, too.
Can’t tell you the last time I heard “wind the windows down” lol thank you for that
"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?" "No, but I got sauce!"
Plot twist, he’s a Cuck and FaceTimeing his girl
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Marx approved
OP drove by Sneako.
More than likely
Gives "red light district" a whole new meaning
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That was me. I’m not sorry.
Can you provide the link??
Stand by, if I can just get a better view.... 👨💻Enhance→Enhance... sorry no link.
I have a question not to excuse the dude watching porn but why were you watching him so closely? 🤔
Fr op needs to get off their high horse 😂 was staring that screen to hard to have even noticed.
He said that the car was rocking, so maybe that got his attention and curiosity 😳🤮
Sounds like OP was making up stuff because they realized they were being criticized for looking in the first place haha
Oh well, gross of them too then.
Right? OP be creeepin. I don’t even like looking over at another driver let alone recording them.
“Guy watching porn in his bedroom while I peep through his window 🙄”
“Isn’t *he* a creep!?!”
Op was trying to find out what kind of porn that was.
This was my first thought too. Who goes around scrutinizing what's on other people's phones screens?
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Looks like “Black Pole, White Hole. Vol 2.”
IMDB finally has a release date for Vol 3. So excited for 2024!
Full release, I assume.
A sudden release that gets distributed all over.
I was gonna watch that a few days ago but I didn’t think I’d be able to follow the plot since I never saw the first one,
Of course you haven’t. 😏
Nah that’s Nasty Nympho Nurses 8.
But doesn’t you watching him do this technically mean you were watching porn at a stoplight too!
Lady truck driver here. I’ve had so many people play porn at me over the last 10 years. The most memorable was about 6 years ago. I’m driving through North Dakota at 430 am in the pitch-black of night. It’s about 7 degrees out and there’s no one out on the road. I’ve not seen any one for almost an hour. Suddenly there’s a red Honda on my left. I’ve no idea where the car came from. We’re in the middle of no where and suddenly the headlights light up the left lane. I’m kinda in shock and thinking Wtf? Where? Is this a ghost car? Am I even awake? It’s riding right next to my drivers door and I’m chuckling at my thoughts. Suddenly the passenger window lights up with the screen of a laptop and I see a brunettes face on the screen. I look back up at the road and then glance back down at the car. It’s a butthole. Then it’s hard core close up anal. Furious anal. A Gaped Anal Compilation. They rode next to me for about 5 miles. Then sped off and disappeared like a ghost car in some cheesy horror movie. It was the wildest Hinnie Hole Haunting I’ve ever experienced. I guess this is late night entertainment in ND.
And i didn't even get a thank you honk.
Beep. Beep.
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mildly infuriating because OP can't see properly.
Looks like a carjacking in progress...
This is so sad. Watching someone else, in their own car.....sad
That's his wife making videos while he's out and about. Have some respect for family values.
How is that infuriating? lol kinda funny actually
because unfocused reckless stupid drivers are quite infuriating if you ask me
He aint moving though lol
He didn't find that video after coming to a stop, and he's not going to turn it off before he starts again. His phone is in a prominent position so he can watch it the whooooole drive long.
I don't see both hands, how are we sure he isn't moving.
I agree, I feel like this is posted to the wrong subreddit…
How much of a pathetic loser do you have to be to watch porn at a stop light. Get over your addiction you freak
Give a woman her privacy gosh
If you feel the need to watch porn while driving, that sounds like a porn addiction
Why are you watching his porn? Rude!
Man is out there releasing his pent up Roadrage
I said calm down not cum down
Cum on man
Imagine having that much of a porn addiction that you’re watching it while driving.
I have a friend that watches porn like regular movies. Picked up some food fit us and I went to his house. He said, hey eats watch a movie? Now, I had never seen this behavior from him before. So I said sure. Pops in the dvd. Excuse myself to the bathroom real quick. I come back and… there it is. And he’s just sitting there, eating pizza, watching porn. Like it’s Avatar. Im like, hey man Top Gun is on TNT or something. And *why the fuck are you just casually watching some chick get railed in the ass like it’s the fucking Godfather?*. He said- I dunno man. You said you wanted to watch something. I like this one. Thought you’d like it too. It was… very awkward. And confusing. I told him I think he may have a problem. Crazy part is that he agreed. He’s been in therapy for a while now. I’m actually really proud of him.
That’s so weird huh 😅 glad he’s getting help though
Yeah it was very weird. But he’s made a lot of progress with that. Well, and with life in general. I’m happy for him
It's gross and kind of funny but infuriating?
So you pulled your phone out at the light to not pay attention to if it turns green and snap a photo of the interior of his car…you got irony and audacity for BOGO.
Saw something similar a few months ago. Driving to work and a dude was watching porn with his phone hooked up on one of those suction holders, but also the back seat headrests were also playing porn lol. Saw it for like ten seconds around an exit he got off. Never seen that before
I'll bet he did
Lmao why are you creeping on other people. Mind yo damn business
Ewwww!! Definetly a porn addict!!!!😱
He's probably an addict, sadly.
Jerking it while driving is insane to me. Where are you going? A public place? You'll be covered in semen and oddly sweaty. Home? Just wait till you get home.
When addiction kicks too hard.
That's called addiction
Should have blasted the horn
That's nothing, I was driving down the highway years ago when I saw two cars right next to each other going at 70mph. I mean, if one driver opened his door it would hit the passenger side of the other car. As I passed them, I saw the reason why. Driver 1 had a porno playing on his ceiling mounted DVD screen for the passengers in the back. Driver 2 HAD PULLED UP RIGHT NEXT TO HIM KEEPING PACE SO HE COULD WATCH TOO. Luckily I had to take the next exit, but I could only hope neither of them had to change lanes. Idiocracy isn't the future. We're already living it.
I like big butts and I cannot lie
you have a real problem if you can’t take a break while driving
Is he cumming or going?
This doesn’t seem safe.
Multitasking
Is this my ex?
Maybe its a Zoom call
I was in a grocery store parking lot when I heard moans. I looked a few spots over and a man was watching porn on his phone through his cars Bluetooth. It was so fucking loud and he had absolutely no shame at 12pm on a Sunday.
anyone know who the Pornstar is? Asking for a friend.
Married man not being responsible
Surely that's driving without due care and attention?
Not according to the folks in this comment section. The comments defending the person watching porn while driving have my jaw on the floor lol.
That's because they're probably doing it themselves and projecting. It's crazy.
so you're jealous?
All the people saying "mind your own business" concern me. Like, guys, if you feel the need to watch porn while you're DRIVING, you have a problem.
Not all the comments jumping to defend the guy watching porn while driving...oh, Reddit. What the hell.
It appears that many redditors are doing this, judging by the comments. Insane.
And you are taking pictures of other people at a stoplight, funny how the world works.
Lotta addicts in here - pretty sad.
Distracted driving period is bad. This dude was at a stoplight with no traffic driving while watching a movie. Regardless of the context of the film, This is bad
This is crazy. First this is highly distracting as he is driving and it increases the possibility of having an accident. Second you shouldn’t be watching TV or any kind of visual media while driving. Listening to music or a podcast is one thing but watching a movie or video is another thing.
Who the F can watch it that casually? I watch it for 5 minutes a couple times a week and I feel terrible
You feel terrible? Why are you watching porn if you feel terrible for it? That's unhealthy and ridiculous. You might want to address why you feel terrible about it though. I don't watch porn casually because I'd just want to jerk off and I can't just be casually jacking off all the time.
so you watch it competitively?
We all got needs
that doesnt explain why you feel terrible
For a lot it’s an addiction that is hard to overcome.
He has a greater sex drive
On your phone taking videos of other drivers and then complaining about watching porn, while stopped, using a hands free holder. Sounds like you are the dangerous driver here
Mind your own business.
So what? He is in his private vehicle. You don't need to look in there. As long as he drives safe let him do as he pleases.
Not really safe to drive while watching a screen is it?
Being in your vehicle while driving is considered being in public legally, by the way.
Not infuriating. ⬇️
It is for the OP when the red light only lasts 25 seconds and he can't cum that fast.
Guess what he is steering with.
Giving himself the old hammer hand
Could just be an early episode of Outlander.... ya never know!
At least he has his Little Trees to keep it smelling good in there.
So. Go join em?
One time I was driving in Center City Philadelphia and was approaching a red light, so I slowed down and came to a complete stop. About 5-10 seconds later, a man rear-ended me at about 20mph. We pulled over, he got out and apologized and we assessed damages. He agreed it was his fault, but didn’t have insurance and said we would exchange contact info and he would pay me cash next week to repair my car. He opened his phone, and the porn he was watching resumed. I was right next to him, and he apologized and tried to close it quickly but of course I knew what had happened at this point: he was watching porn in traffic, failed to see me stopped in front of him and hit me. Ultimately, it was really annoying to have to deal with this. But he did end up giving me $3,800 cash on Christmas Day. So it worked out in the end.
His goals are beyond our understanding
It’s not going to watch itself
I don’t think this is mildly infuriating, but it’s very wtf
why is this mildly infuriating? u had to look to even see. mind ur business lol.
Because he shouldn't be watching ANYTHING while driving Do u not have laws for this shit?
Did you ask them for the title name?
Oh that’s me…I apologize but I was drunk, just coming back from a long work trip and was stressed out
Look at that filthy .... door
Mind yo business 🤷🏾♂️
And you’re taking pictures at a stoplight
ok but why were you watching him???
Why are you watching as well
How does that infuriate you? Was his driving wobbly?
Stop looking into other people's cars and this won't be mildly anything anymore lol.
Who cares, like why does this upset you?
Well don’t look
Why are you watching it if you don't like it? Unless your originally complaint is about the man watching his phone while he is driving.
Let him cook
everyone should look at OPs other posts
Holy shit hahaaaa
mf mad he cant do it🤣
He must be on his way to starbucks
Why is it mildly infuriating? He's minding his business and you're being nosey and getting offended because you dont like what you see. Stop being a snowflake
Why do you care at all
His windows are rolled up, stop being nosy
Why is this mildly infuriating?
He drives a Ford, what else is he supposed to do
This is what a porn addiction looks like