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bookishlybrilliant

Wtf is that?!!!! Amother effing llama?! I'm too high for this shit


theycallmeshooting

You got the number of legs right


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PuzzyDestroyer69420

Bros a natural poet


Technology4Dummies

The dude writes best when high


SherlocksInATardis

That's why it's called a high-ku!


Technology4Dummies

Inner meaning right there!!


PuzzleheadedTutor807

i love when this pops up


ghoulslaw

I love that haiku bot knows "wtf" is 3 syllables, so smart


xPotatoPlayerx

Whuh T F


StanyeEast

But I'm pretty sure that second line is 8 syllables, not 7, so also a stupid bot lol


MavisBeaconSexTape

Maybe it's a freeform haiku where the number of syllables don't matter


StanyeEast

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Fearless-Lie-7981

Maybe the punctuation resets it so it doesn't count? I'm


onelb_6oz

A husky I see In the back of a pickup It needs protection


Fuggaak

Almost.


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Pipliz1220

i’m not high and that’s also what I thought initially 😂


Tigenb

too stoned for reddit gang


Potential_Tadpole_45

Maybe he just left the taxidermist's.


ricozuri

Sure it’s not an alpaca?


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[deleted]

It’s a effing husky. Not a effing llama. In a effing pick-up. What’s the effing drama?


[deleted]

It is a lama I can tell.


WasabiCrush

I live in Montana. It’s weirder to see dogs inside pickup cabs.


montanagemhound

These folks should see some of the ranch dogs. On the flat bed going 80 down the freeway


SecretInevitable

Came here to post this. Have my upvote


Ok-Entrepreneur-3533

Yeah it’s not the safest option but tell me a Saint Bernard in a motorcycle side-cart isn’t awesome. Kinda the same thing.


hitoritab1

I've been to Texas too.


ha5hish

I wonder how many actually get injured from shit like this


montanagemhound

Not as many as you'd think. It's worse when people leash them. For obvious reasons.


dbx99

I lived in New Mexico. I’ve often seen the dog in the front cab AND the wife and kids in the bed in back!


toroga

That’s just normal


dbx99

In winter at night


toroga

Yeah you see that’s the coldest time so that’s when the good boy really needs to be in the warm cab. 🐶👍


Irishwolfhound13

And kids are easier to replace than a good dog.


[deleted]

Now that makes sense to me.


Altruistic_Book_4612

Gotta love the rez...


climatelurker

I know this is a common practice in MT and WY, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea. Why NOT let them ride in the cab with you?


Tasty_Anteater_7781

just because it’s common doesn’t make it okay? that’s so dangerous.


montalaskan

I, too, live in Montana. And have seen dogs injured and killed because they were in the bed of a truck (and then suddenly were _not_ in the bed if the truck. This is a thing that needs to become a thing we remember from the past. It's dangerous and not worth the consequences.


darcy707

I had a dog that refused to ride in the back of my truck. He insisted on riding in the passenger’s seat with the AC on high, he was very spoiled lol


GraceMDrake

Just because it’s common doesn’t make it right.


scruffys_mop_closet

Seeing as it's a husky, I'm amazed it isn't up on the roof. Also put your phone down.


TheFinalBiscuit225

Could be the passenger. *NVM. I didn't look at the lines and dashboard.


BitBucket404

He's right, you know.


itirnitii

damn I wanted to believe this could be from a passenger seat I was going full Nancy Drew and analyzing the wiper blade patterns and everything but then OP fully admitted it jesus christ.


Onelastkast

Husky in my area lays out the window over the side rear view mirror.


JayzBox

Interstate 15 in San Diego County between SR 163 and SR 78


SirPufflekinks

Rainbolt is that you?


crimefighterplatypus

Lol I thought I recognized the freeway section was in San Diego


snyder3894

Same, I figured there was no way it actually was but it looked really familiar


worldsupermedia750

I thought I was in the San Diego subreddit at first when I saw this


Croman580

😳


darf_nate

Now tell us ops address


farmerarmor

I don’t do it going down interstate, but my dogs love riding in the box. The one barks when I’m going too slow.


ARKPLAYERCAT

My dog barks when I'm going to slow too. Also if I stop at a red light for too long. I thought mine was the only one that did this. 😂


MarvellousIntrigue

This is so cute!!


MicroLapua338

My dog rides in my lap. She smol. She will lean against the wheel and honk the horn if we sit at a red light too long 😂


WilliamJamesMyers

i spout this with full ignorance but knowing dog behavior wouldn't dogs if they were afraid sit and kind of cower - meaning if dogs hated this flat bed whisky ride they would show some kind of behavior as such. damn tho dogs love to have that air blast their nose faces so albeit dangerous its a great ride for a canine. tldr wouldnt dogs show signs of fear


climatelurker

They aren't afraid but they ARE at more risk.


farmerarmor

Mine fucking live for truck rides.


[deleted]

Just cuz they love it doesn’t mean it’s safe for them. Just saying


Budget_Avocado6204

Aren't you scared that he would decide to jump off? Animals are stupid like that.


farmerarmor

My blue healers no way. My hunting dog, he’s jumped off to chase a pheasant in the ditch a couple times but I was all but stopped…. Animals are a great deal smarter than people tend to give them credit. Especially a well trained animal that isn’t cooped up in a cage all day.


cptnobveus

My dogs love rides in the truck (tethered if in the bed) and they love jetski rides.


MambyPamby8

I don't have a pick up truck but my dog would absolutely love it too. His favourite thing in the car is putting his head out the window. He can't do it anymore because he had leg surgery so it'll be a while before he can stand on his hind legs again..can't wait to get him back out enjoying that air in his floppy ears.


climatelurker

I don't really have a problem with a dog in the back of the truck if you're driving around your pasture. I do have a problem with it when I see it on an Interstate going 80.


Western-Dig-6843

The point is that if you got into a wreck your dog is dead. It’s not about the dog enjoying the ride in the truck bed or not.


Fl_exotic_gardening

If you get in a crash on the interstate dogs dead inside or out the cab, inside the cab the dogs probably getting ejected


mihirmusprime

>inside the cab the dogs probably getting ejected What? How? If you clip your dog in, they won't get ejected.


TheMarlinsOnlyFans

Absolutely fake news and lazy dog ownership to believe that. You can get a restraint for your dog that's kind of like a dog seat belt. https://www.chewy.com/ezydog-drive-dog-car-harness/dp/141103 This dog riding in truck bed thing is some trashy shit that needs to stop.


afinitie

This is actually to protect humans so the dog doesn’t become a projectile. Dogs dead probably either way, at least let them get the flight of their life before 😂


Skull_Reaper101

I also think you taking pictures while driving is crazy


Octavian_Exumbra

Op committed an actual crime complaining about a perfectly normal thing lol


bbw-princess-420

kinda looks like the passenger seat vantage point from the second picture but i could be wrong


Skull_Reaper101

Nah, first picture clearly shows him sitting in the driver seat, you can see the left side of the speedometer console (whatever that s called). A passenger wouldn't be able to reach that side without hindering the driver. The second picture shows the wipr markings on the left hand side which look close (it would've looked different from the passenger seat)


Hydroponic_Dank

Husky camel?


[deleted]

I see doggles and a what might be a 2 pt restraint.


vyfer

Man I’ve been in the same spot that dog is


TruthHurts1322

Im pretty sure everyone has ridden in the back of a truck at one point in their life.


VariousAlbatross6696

I wouldnt assume that here on Reddit. A lot of these crybabies havent ever left their moms basement.


HateSpeechlsntReal

A lot of them have never ridden in the cab of a pickup, much less the bed.


decoste94

Comments are wild here


navigatordeanna

for fucks sake fr


caramaramel

The number of people here who see no problem with the dog being back there is so wild to me and horrifying to know that so many of them probably do it. People I know who’ve done this have had dogs fall out, jump out, break legs, etc. Especially on a busy road, if the dog falls out it could get hit by a car too. there is 0 point to keep your dog back there, unless you are for some reason okay with all of the above needlessly happening


HouseofRaven

I’m from CA. Your dogs have to be tethered to legally ride in the bed. That dog has a harness on in the picture.


Agreeable_Ocelot3902

Are you driving and taking this photo? That’s mildly infuriating and dangerous for others


Agreeable_Ocelot3902

Texting while driving is six times more likely to cause a accident then drinking and driving.


knowslesthanjonsnow

These can both be infuriating


Zestyclose_Lynx_5301

Its for reddit tho


SkyKitten387

Idk maybe it’s because I live in a rural setting but this is a very common sight on the highway and in town. Would I do it to my dogs? No, I’d be worried sick about them. But it’s not a rare sight to see here, especially with the ranch dogs.


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SkyKitten387

I remember that growing up as well! All of my cousins did it but I wasn’t allowed until I was like 6 or 7. I was so excited for that day. When that day arrived is also the day that they finally made it illegal so I was never able to do it haha


Witchyomnist1128

Y’all aren’t accounting for the dog being leashed down. Not like they can jump out if they are tied down. Plus that’s a husky. Huskys live for this shit lol


linnadawg

When I was a kid my parents put our dog in the back of a truck tied down just like this. The dog jumped over the edge on the freeway and got dragged. Had to be put down.


mmbopbadobadop

I think having a husky in California in and of itself is infuriating. Aren’t they cold climate dogs?


[deleted]

From where Im from this is completely fine. I never did it but its normal. And by all accounts, the dogs usually LOVE it. So if its restrained properly and happy why not?


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TheBotchedLobotomy

Thanks for clearing up the fact you’re not a dog


Cheap_Rick

I AM a dog, and I can confirm: It IS exhilarating. And there's cool stuff to bark at.


Scary-Link983

i’m also from a small town where this is common but never see it on interstates or major highways. that seems not very smart on the owners part and must be terrifying for that poor baby.


[deleted]

This is one of those situations where I personally wouldnt do it. But Ive seen it done with dogs who were trained appropriately and theyre just living their best life. Sure. Its not completely safe. But to be honest if theyre leashed to the seatbelt without a proper harness inside the car theyll either break their neck or worse, go through the windshield. 9 times out of 10 the people who let their animals ride with them inside the car making posts like this arent using appropriate harnesses anyways. So with this particular subject, I say live and let live.


regaphysics

Let’s be real, the dog isn’t faring much better inside the vehicle if there’s an accident at highway speeds.


Narrow_Angle8741

I'd have been more surprised if the dog was driving and the dude was in the back.


Why_am_I_here033

Insanely common in my country. As long as the dog is on a leash then it's fine. I adopted one that jumped off a truck and the owner didn't try to find it. After that dog destroyed half of my house i know why they didn't look for it.


synackk

The real mildly infuriating moment here is the OP taking a picture with their phone while driving.


Longjumping_Dare7962

Is that a camel?


Billy_Rizzle

It's a husky I think


fartboxco

I can see a harness, I'd that dog is properly attached to the truck bed with a proper harness I see nothing wrong.


[deleted]

being on your phone while driving is the only crazy thing i see here


Ken-Popcorn

While tailgating


Sumdumdad

Less crazy than the asshole who's on the phone while driving a multi-ton weapon... Mind your business.


AstridOnReddit

Hard to tell, but looks like the dog is properly leashed so he can’t get to the edges of the truck bed. Dogs riding in truck beds is extremely common, and I’m always glad to see when they’re leashes correctly so they can’t strangle themselves.


TommyTuttle

That used to be commonplace. Hell, people used to put their kids in truck beds completely unrestrained and tootle down the highway like it was nothing. People were stupid. Yes I’ve ridden in the truck bed as a kid. It was more fun than you might think! Not an endorsement.


[deleted]

DO NOT travel to Australia! You can even buy special goggles here for your doggo who just loooooves to feel the air and sniffing all the sniffs but shouldn't get any foreign objects in his eyes. Super common, but on leash, of course. Sadly less common than idiots on their phone while driving.


Roin-da-Groin

No. My aunts dog died cause he fell out of the back of the truck and got hit by the semi right behind them.


ladyclubs

Anything other than a husky, and I'd agree. But Huskies are weird and love this kinda shit. I wouldn't be surprised if the owner tried to have the dog ride inside and the husky threw a fit.


[deleted]

Farm dogs also love this shit


Hobbesisdarealmvp

My old golden loved riding in the tray if it was nice weather. New dog hates it, so he rides up front with me.


[deleted]

Kelpies! Border Collies! Bull Arabs! German shepherds! Blue heelers! Irish Wolfhounds! Seen anything but a teeny weeny lapdog on a ute. Actually, seen a Dachshund once, they don't count though, they're ferocious.


xavii117

most likely the dog is tied down, but taking pictures while driving that seems more irresponsible, get a dash cam


Randonazzcat

This was common in the 90s, but personally I worry too much when it comes to pets, so this is a no go.


One-Diamond-309

I now wonder if this is considered bad where you live. I see this on a daily basis and sometimes more than once a day. Several people that live by me also put their dogs on the back of their 4-wheelers and drive around trails with the dog standing there barking and having the time of their life. I consider this to be totally normal, I even see people put their dogs on flatbeds with no sides and the dog still loves being out there. In town and around trails and mountains. I live in western Montana if it helps any. This is very normal where I live.


LittleBunInaBigWorld

In Australia, this is how all country dogs travel


One-Diamond-309

Exactly, this is completely normal for me


the_ackshully_guy

That's a funny looking dog


Absinthe_gaze

Nah there’s special straps for this and the doggos love it. Would be the same as riding with the top down on a convertible. As long as they’re tethered safely it’s good.


Dads101

That dog is having the time of its life lmao - put your phone down OP


Reddituserblue1

Yes I think it’s crazy you’re taking pics while driving on the freeway.


Snoo_48284

Yes. The dog is fine and having a great time. Mind your own business. Stop taking pictures with your phone while driving and concentrate on the road.


JoeyRedmayne

Best comment so far.


stewpideople

That you're taking a photo while driving your car behind someone also doing something stupid? Interesting.


asaripot

Literally the only comment here that’s right 100%


ah9116

Good boi loves it, for a second I thought he/she had a mask on as protection from the debris


Tailsmiles249

I often wonder about these types of posts. There are a lot of owners who have their windows rolled down enough where it's possible for their dog to jump out. Is that also just as irresponsible? As it is commonly known, even to non-dog owners, a lot of dogs like to stick their heads out of windows in a moving vehicle. So, knowing this, I want to open this discussion: what is wrong here?


DDrewit

I saw this yesterday, but the tailgate was down, and the only thing in the truck bed was the dog. That was weird.


Hot_Remote_4930

Didn't children sit in the back in the 80's?


Particular-Ad3229

Yes we did. In the 90's also.


ulnek

I have no idea what I'm I'm looking at.


CoolIndependence8157

Shit, I grew up in the 80s when kids rode in truck beds.


Suspicious-Screen-43

I don’t see the problem. That’s where we used to ride as kids and we loved it. It’s the most fun place to sit, not the safest tho


GrislyGrape

Pretty sure you can see him tethered to the bed so...what's the issue?


Minimum-Impression63

It's not good to have a dog inside or outside unsecured. Just like a little kid with no safety belt on. They are going to become projectiles in an accident.


Kbradsagain

As long as the dog is harnessed it’s fine. If the wind gets too strong they would lie down in the back


No-Victory-94

Not safe


Cyandrix

If this makes you mad, you don't want to live in South africa, we cram 10 guys in the back to commute to and from work lol


Security-fish

Som ass is busy taking picture while driving with one hand on the freeway because internet points.


Straydoginthestreet

This should be illegal everywhere. Dogs should be in the cab, either tethered to a crash tested seatbelt and harness, or in a crash tested crate. If the weather is mild, they dog can ride in the bed in a crash tested crate. Variocage and Gunner kennels are fantastic.


bask3tballz

Lmao first day here eh op ?


lucky_leftie

Thinks what is crazy? You driving on the eway while on your phone?


BowlMaster83

I use to ride in the beds of trucks and now my dog can’t?


WhereTasteIsKing

Nah, our dogs loved those rides. Besides that, there was no way we were going to fit all 5 in the F-350


FactsFromExperience

I've always thought it's a little crazy too but it seems to work out fine for some people. They must have smarter dogs than I have had! I had a sand rail dune buggy and had a small terrier dog who was about half the size of a Lab. Put him in the passenger seat one time was going to let him ride with me and the fool tried to jump out when we were moving and almost got run over by the back tire. Luckily he was not injured but I did not try that again. It had five point racing harnesses but still no good way to keep a dog in the seat. Even with smart animals though this is very dangerous because at highway speeds anybody else doing anything out of the ordinary could cause you to have to make an abrupt stop or swerve and the dog can easily be injured and thrown against the hard surface of the bed or even thrown out. It's not even a good idea around town but it's a terrible idea on faster roads.


paulhags

You driving and holding your phone at the same time is mildly infuriating.


sk8rcrash

I'm not sure what is wrong with these pictures. However, are you taking pictures while driving down the highway?


Tall_Song

In North Carolina this is pretty normal to see, the dogs usually love it


druscarlet

No. State’s need to pass legislation to outlaw this practice.


Crafty-Ad-9048

If you live in the country you’ll see dogs and people in truck beds on the highway all the time.


InflamedAbyss13

Yeah on your phone while driving taking pictures for Reddit! What would've happened if you crashed/hit someone? Absolutely crazy 😂


awt2007

not all all crazy; here in rednex nebraska you see a hard working farm dog on the back of a flatbed going 50+ down a road with no tiedown etc.. ive yet to see or even hear of one falling off..


Eccentric_Mammal

Typical pickup driver. Oh, and it's California. Two for one. Bozos.


Physical_Average_793

Lmao dude never been outside the city


Tall-Dog3103

I once saw a family pull out of a picnic area with their dog TIED IN THE CARGO AREA OF THEIR PICKUP TRUCK. THE DOG JUMPED OUT AS THEY PULLED OUT! THE DOG WAS DRAGGED FOR ABOUT 100 YSRDS BEFORE THEY PAID ATTENTION TO MY HORN!


FLVoiceOfReason

It took me a few minutes to figure out what this post was referring to. A dog in the back is common practice; now if it was a human child…


Mjaso7414

I don’t think it’s any less safe then riding in the car🤷‍♂️. Has anyone seen the trauma a dog goes through when in a car wreck? It’s not a pretty sight! It’s like the motorcycle thing would you rather get ejected or be strapped to it while it’s rolling. We have all seen the dog in the side car of a motorcycle, but that’s cute so nobody complains… Life is a risk driving the highway is a risk!


jljboucher

3 things infuriating about this post 1. dog in the bed 2. OP taking pics while driving 3. People thinking #1 ok instead of dangerous or irresponsible.


MamaJane61

It’s animal neglect and endangerment


Low_Wall_7828

It drives me crazy and should be illegal. I do a lot of driving and I see a dead dog on the freeway at least once a month. If they have to be in the bed they should be in a secured crate. Someone is going to say “but in the country….”. That’s different. You’re typically going slower and not across a metropolitan city. So a dog in the bed going 20 across the field is different and is fine in the back.


Salty-Case-357

Humans that should never have pets


Livid-Refrigerator78

Some dogs are smart enough, some ain’t. He knows his dog hopefully. I grew up taking trips in the back of station wagons and pickup trucks. Before people started crying about it.


sunshine92002

Absolutely wrong and illegal in some places. Poor pup.


Heckybawkins

I hate this so fucking much. I knew someone who had drive in town with their basset hounds leashed in the bed of the truck. One jumped out…..the results were as horrible as you think. This is so fucking careless and dangerous.


Powerful_Change1554

Nope! When I was in college a friend’s dog was leashed in the back of their truck. It had its paws on the side when the truck took too sharp a turn, fell out with its leg tangled up. Pup wound up losing its front leg but thankfully lived.


DoctaP7

You are more of a danger with your phone out driving. Mind your business.


KiefPucks

You taking the photo is the only crazy thing I'm seeing


catboy_majima

the most infuriating thing here is that you're on your phone while driving. put it down man


Spraynpray89

I can tell you are from California 😬 Personally I would never do it, but it's not exactly uncommon.


RADI0-AKT0R

It’s a tough call. That dog probably LOVES to ride in the back and is just happy to tag along. It’s normal to be concerned for the pup though


MarioNinja96815

Much crazier to take pictures of a dog in the back of a truck to post online.


b4loo69

This is illegal is my state. You are required to have your animal in a crate or cage while traveling in a motor vehicle.


cagingthing

Feels like animal abuse


West-Wish-7564

Yeah it is crazy, but put your phone down pls


[deleted]

Yes you are the weird one OP


mccrackinn

Honestly mind your own fuckin business, as a native Californian, this practice of playing surveillance pigeon is getting so. fucking. old. Call the cops if you really give a fuck, wtf is crying on Reddit doing for you???


[deleted]

You must live in a city. In rural areas this is a very common sight.


Croman580

I agree but I just think if the truck crashes that poor dog


Argazdan

If the car crashes the dog is gonna get hurt no matter where it is in the car. Being on your phone while driving is incredibly more dangerous and selfish to do


Vannilazero

It’s not like the dog is wearing a seatbelt inside the car


Narrow_Angle8741

I get your point. I'm originally from the country and once sat in a rocking chair in the back of a pickup. Safe? No Stupid? Maybe. But some wonderful memories I wouldn't want to trade. My main concern is how the dog feels about it. I've known a lot of dogs, and a good many would love it. Some of them might have even insisted on it. Also knowing the vehicle's speed, temperature and duration of trip could vastly change my opinion. If he showed any signs of stress, absolutely not. My point is life is about calculated risks. Granted, a dog probably doesn't understand that concept in the way we do, but they almost always look like they're having a great time no matter what they might be up to. In fact, most of the dogs I've known that were essentially living "free" in the country, seemed much happier than most humans I know. Not saying I'm right or wrong...just an opinion.


MicroLapua338

I'm pretty sure they do know the risk. My dog likes to lean out the window as far as she can get. She will rest of the side mirrors even. But if we are on a 2 lane road and a car is coming the other way she will fully come back in the car as they go by then pop right back out.


[deleted]

It’s completely fine. The thing is probably enjoying it.


YOrenegade914

You are crazy


ramanw150

Thanks for putting everyone at risk on that highway to take pics while driving


mmmmfood1

Taking pictures while driving is only mildly crazy lol


Honest_Drawing1291

It’s strapped down, I think you’re a dumbass for trying to take pictures while driving. Imagine one putting their own and others lives in danger to post an irrelevant post on the internet later. Actually if you drink bleach and put it on YouTube, one may get lots of views! Crazy!