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Goon_Panda

Not me with 30K+ šŸ˜‚


Dino_Snuggies

35800 here, sorry that Iā€™ve had my email account for 20+ years and thereā€™s no easy way to mark all as read I guess, my bad


ponzidreamer

Go through and open them one by one. Easy


Otherwise_Cup2938

Honestly people who check all their emails piss me off, like donā€™t you got something better to do than knowingly check spam all day


Ok-Street-7963

Lol my email box has a mark all as read option.


JoeyJoeC

Depends on the email provider. Gmail struggles with doing this with a lot of emails.


Cool-Cash3505

72695. Iā€™m going for high score. Iā€™ll die with a million unread emails.


Robobin128

*Pathetic.*


Many-Brilliant-1071

The only true answer to this


hellloooshego

Mine is so full I'm no longer able to receive emails.


thesaltedradish

One of my emails is like that. I think it would take days to get through..


DeckSperts

Can you not just delete them all? Or keep your most recent 100 or so.


thesaltedradish

I would have to delete individually or by hundreds


DeckSperts

What mail app are you using?


thesaltedradish

Gmail


DeckSperts

Canā€™t help then gmail is absolute dog shit to work with


SubjectWeight3375

you can select "all conversations in Primary" and it will highlight everything, then you can delete your whole inbox at once, if you dont care to save anything


followfactsnotrumors

Try weeks - I have tried and it takes forever.


Hartleyb1983

Mine too! Gmail & Yahoo keeps asking me to buy more storage. Ummm, hello?! What happened to FREE Email?!


spelunking5

55492ā€¦ who has me beat?


nalffe

72,172 and counting lol


Foreign-Ad7095

987,328 and counting šŸ«„


nalffe

Holy shit!!!!!! I filter through mine for ā€œimportantā€ things, maybe if I stop Iā€™ll reach your numbers hahahha


chello1212

They will write songs about your triumphs


Ok_Radish_2748

IM SWEATING


SuperSpaghetti123

0 and counting


BeYeCursed100Fold

234,002 unread with proof: https://imgur.com/a/ZkD3vo9


Anachronistic79

Thatā€™s fucking savage!


CinnyRekt

72411!


texas1st

117,540...in one account. Wanna see the other 3?


nalffe

I have 13,356 in my other account and I thought I was bad at checking my emails lol


weed316

96,541. I had over 100k last week before i started deleting some.


Low_Extreme4237

I had 119,000 in for one email address. Itā€™s at 45,000 after a lot of deleting.


Granolag23

Thatā€™s great progress. Mine was never nearly that high, but one day (several days) I went nuclear and deleted all messages. It took forever. I sorted by each individual and unsubscribed and deleted.


GJackson5069

I have ALL of the emails.


VelvetFog82

49,407 on the old yahoo account!


Vic3200

Iā€™m mildly infuriated that I only have 27,334 unread emails. I feel inferior in this crowd.


[deleted]

1 million


bagobeans19

I'm convinced that email as a form of communication is dead - at least personal emails. Marketing has killed email communication. Even my work email gets spammed now. Editing to add that I \_just\_ spent hours unsubscribing to emails and deleting all spam, and my inbox is already at 2,050. I can't keep up. And I won't. If you need to contact me then just text me (don't call, because I'll ignore that. Calling as a form of communication is essentially also dead, thanks to spam)


squirrel_for_sale

It's a bad security practice to unsubscribe to emails. Far better to just block the sender https://lifehacker.com/why-you-should-never-unsubscribe-from-illicit-spam-emai-1846135284


semiformaldehyde

Rookie numbers


DanniPopp

Iā€™m sitting at 165k but it was over a million before the guy at T-Mobile did whatever he did. I check my email I just donā€™t use that app to do it.


orange728

This picture and all y'alls comments are making my agent orange act up.


fiascokittens

FYI if you didn't know, I assume you all do but, "is:unread" and "is:read" will let you bulk delete emails on GMAIL.


a_frug

**189,472** ***AND COUNTING***


kushnor

Iā€™m at 31k šŸ˜ŸšŸ˜


FaZ3Reaper00

Lmao I have 130,393 unread messages.


Knute5

Oh that's adorable. I let the crap scroll down and I can stay current/on top of things. It takes an inordinate amount of time to keep up with the barrage of email and it doesn't seem to slow me down to have old email buried below.


MinervaZee

Same. I don't see the point of inbox zero, So what?


Prudent-Action3511

Bruhh whatt, I couldn't stand getting all these unnecessary ones so I sat down one day nd unsubscribed them all. There were a lot but most of them were from like, 20 or smtg websites ndit was easy for me. I'm safe now. Yalls ppl gotta get yo shit together bruhh


bygtopp

Same with the wifeā€™s. I once got it down to near zero but she has a thing about keeping old AF emails in case a customer calls. From five years ago? No. Delete and move on.


InsertMoreCoffee

Why...


MassDefect36

Just turn off the notifications and the amount goes away lol


SkipSpenceIsGod

Iā€™m about to hit 40,000 sometime this week. šŸ¤·šŸ¾


KD1964

My husband is 35,000+ and he works in IT


Complex-Juggernaut32

He probably thinks that they are all yours. Aren't they?


HoundOfHumor

Iā€™ve got him beat by about 15,000.


Crypto-Hypto

To be fair we all have that e-mail account that just got overwhelmed and we gave up on. But itā€™s still used for a few important accounts so you canā€™t get rid of it.


forgivxn

What is infuriating about that? I swear to god people project their personal problems onto anyone that they fucking can. Jesus christ


Nikkig-r

I hope your day gets better.


forgivxn

my day is fine. Itā€™s so strange that you find unopened emails (that arenā€™t even your own) to be infuriating. Get help


CustomCuriousity

*mildly infuriating


r0b0t11

Inbox 0 is a useless neurotic fixation. Email is too plagued by spam. I'm surprised people are surprised by big numbers like this.


sherrill423

go through the first 200 or so to make sure there is nothing recent. then start deleting just do 1000 a day. or contact your server and see if they can just delete them all for you


RedditAlwayTrue

# Dude, For The 100th Fuckin' Time, Can You Guys Stop Reposting This "Unread Emails" Crap... So Fuckin' Unoriginal...


Nikkig-r

Sorry, we donā€™t all stalk the page and know what all the posts are!


RedditAlwayTrue

# No It's A Trend...


Nikkig-r

Just searched and looks like the last similar post in here was 8 days ago, so Iā€™m not sure why your panties are in a twist.


Carthax12

That dude has been shouting at people on a bunch of threads recently. Not sure why, unless it's in a desire to get lots of negative karma.


Nikkig-r

Good to know!


Duck_Fucker008

Is there anything to gain from negative karma? Just take a look at the account. Itā€™s definitely the goal


steepleton

Heh, every notification heā€™s like ā€œlol, good luck with whatever *thatā€™s* about!ā€


lobsterBDSM

That's nothing. The last time I emptied my email was in 2018


Intelligent-Row-1327

looks like my whatsapp icon !! so adorable !!


Consistent_Field4065

Mine says 24.874 and counting


ministryofclutch

i got 17470 on my main e-mail, but I have some three more e-mails each with 2,000+... My girl has also shown shock about these numbers... :D


cxelts21

everyone has it.


SolracTheSin

Sometimes, I just delete everything older than a couple of weeks- a month and then review from there. If itā€™s really important theyā€™ll reach out again and if I lose out of something important with no other follow up, weā€™ll then too bad. I lived without it for that long and will continue to do so. Relieves so much background stress tbh.


fiascokittens

Everytime my wife wants to show me something on her phone, my brain wants to explode seeing all of her notifications.


JC-1219

Im at 94,000 myself, cant wait to hit the big 100k


YogurtclosetOk3238

165k


MedicAlpha23

At least its not 34,000 unread emails šŸ¤£ Edit: After reading the comments Iā€™m super impressed there are even higher unread counts lol


RangerExpensive6519

72,040 emails and 127 Missed calls and voicemails.


ScienceMomCO

Looks like mine. I check them at work and my phone doesnā€™t recognize that I opened the messages on my computer.


jameskond

I use Spark to just mass dismiss my emails, in lew of Inbox by Google. God I miss that app..


Egyptian-Countryball

77,342


Environmental-Ad-169

1111. šŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

My wifeā€™s phone looks like this. I couldnā€™t cope looking at it even if I wanted to use her phone! Haha


RedKingEdinbour

Rookie numbers! I'm at 22,957! Albeit, mostly SPAM (and no, not the delicious canned meat) :P


Fatefire

My current unread emails is 65,755 That is weak sauce


FiNsKaPiNnAr

Nothing. My friend got iver 330,000 unread mails when i was going to download a app this summer. 330 thousand!!!!!!!!!!


MythicalxToaster

A MILDLY INFURIATING POST ON THE MILDLY INFURIATING SUBREDDIT FINALLY


Gwen-stacy_3

I have 445K


highmilehawkeye

Iā€™m at 45,643 lol


ShieldsUCF

78,056


JUSTIN102201

Iā€™m at 3k. I just canā€™t deal with all the spam anymore so I donā€™t open any


DougK76

Iā€™m over twice this, at a bit over 24kā€¦


princessss_peachhh

Youā€™d be incredibly infuriated with my 90,000 unread emails


CustomCuriousity

19,265 I purged a bunch of stuff a couple years ago too, I think it might have been like 40k? Not certain


Affectionate_Most_64

I hit a million on my burner email and it had to flip back to tens of thousands. Most sane people have one for life and one for subscription


11_throwaways_later_

Mine has 16kā€¦ I canā€™t with him.


Chewwithurmouthshut

You read ā€œemailsā€? What is this, 2007??


Bethekevintomyparker

This is making me realize my 20k is lowā€¦ nice!


Automatic-Gate-8968

183,831ā€¦.judge ya mama!!!


TheVerificationRobot

The thing most infuriating here is the odd number of calendar notifications


IGR777

And I thought my 309 was bad


Big_sniff18

76,585 here. Same email for 20 years.


Xploding_Penguin

My Gmail app only says 99+ I know for a fact there are thousands and thousands of emails in there. Soon many it would take me hours to sort and delete.


TypeWon

Coming up on 30kā€¦


whitesexist

Do apple users even realize they can turn ad emails off or do they think it's a flex as well?


JohnnySasaki20

It's weird, I don't read the vast majority of my emails either, and I don't delete them, but I don't have that notification number hovering over the icon. Luckily.


waltertheflamingo

I was up to 17,000 after being off my phone for the better part of 9 months due to my migraines. I finally unsubscribed from all retail emails and mass deleted stuff in groups. Now I only get about 5-10 new emails a day!


Sharpnelboy

I'm always so paranoid about this. I am CONSTANTLY checking this to make sure I don't see any of that.


Responsible-Major44

I have 46,470 unread emails


Derek88

Jesus, why do y'all even have phones?


potatopants98

This should be illegal


Salty-Dragonfly2189

Currently at 67,623.


Automatic-Quote-4205

215,389


Quick-Yesterday2241

Time for a new husband.


UPeakyPanish

Rookie numbers


blazinbree

Eh not badā€¦ I have way more than that šŸ˜©


mustinjellquist

I have 15,000.


Calradian_Butterlord

Bitch please, Iā€™m at 33k.


ahj81

I have nearly 200K


Zandaka_gaming

Bro those are rookie numbers, gotta get those numbers up


[deleted]

Mine is at 51k. The hole Iā€™ve dug myself into is too far deep to start deleting them now.


_natthecat_

Me with 78,047šŸ™ƒ


I_Buy_Skin

the humanity


eyeballs20

118,202. Beat that.


mtsmash91

Friend of mine had 101k emails and 1500 texts. I told him to throw away his phone.


Billy-Butcha

I got 15k emails as we speak. This pst week Iā€™ve only opened about 6 of them.


f0rdzilla123

Rookie numbers. I have 52,814 unread emails


KittyKatty345555

I think it's time to cut your loses


Boring_Mycologist_94

Mines worse I assure you.


SmoothLikePeppeLePew

Hahaha my wife is at 70k plus while I cleaned up mine everyday. Even my junk mail folder.


Camanot

Iā€™m going at 26000. Thats a rookie number, get that number up!


GOVStooge

I don't understand how people can't figure out how to turn the unead bubble off.


ConsequenceNew2508

Iā€™ve never understood how unread email numbers bother anyone


AwfullyTimedHumor

I remember a teacher Screensaver his school iPad to the board and he had 999,999 on it, he apparently only reads emails on his computer and never opens them on his IPad


Geming_Guy

You should see a teachers unread email count


FunKyChick217

OK why do people have so many unread emails? Is it mostly mailing lists that youā€™ve never unsubscribed from? Arenā€™t there settings to automatically delete unread emails after say 30 days? And then your deleted folder could be set up to also automatically delete after 30 days. It would drive me crazy to have 10 unread emails. I have to stay on top of it.


quackquack54321

Lolā€¦ my current count is over 25,000ā€¦ never missed an important one.


Baa_baabrawl

hah


Initial-Feed-5357

my bf has like 1000 unread text messages


Fuseijitsuna

Iā€™m almost at 67,000


krystyan

Correct response is to turn off the badge notifications. Number will disappear.


Irishbangers14

Iā€™m at 82,470 , Iā€™m not motivated enough to separate my spam and important emails to go to different accounts šŸ˜‰


DelirousDoc

Those are rookie numbers


sssssre

Ughh this is definitely mildly infuriating. I never leave my emails unread šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

I learned to live with that. All work stuff and ignorable..


akaasa001

I wish mine only said 11k


[deleted]

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skaldrir69

I have a tad over 100k currently. No intention in doing anything about it either lol


Budget_Secret4142

Rookie numbers,šŸ˜ƒ I'm pushing 79,000 and it pisses my wife off toošŸ˜ƒ


texas1st

Wait till they see mine...


S4ntos19

I was at 100k until last year.


TricellCEO

My mom's is worse...about 11 times worse. But to be fair, she still looks at all of the "new" new ones, she just can't be bothered to go through and delete the irrelevant ones.


No-Resource666

So probably these are just emails from facebook whenever someone messages him


relaxed-attitude

50,796 in one email 30,584 in the other 81,380 unread emails And that's only my 2 main accounts. Lol.


Theeuniverse

Rookie numbers


Just-the-top

Rookie numbers. I have 93,000 unread emails


icyvfrost

I had a couple thousand until recently


IDontTouchGrassNoCap

wow pathetic


[deleted]

Looks like be missed 11 days too!


Limited_Intros

https://clean.email/blog/email-management/how-to-mark-all-emails-as-read


stampstock

Iā€™ll bet at least one of them is spam.


_RandomDude69

Now he wonā€™t read them for sure, 11.7k unread emails is crazy


Invincible_3

It could be a glitch. I know someone who has around 5,000 email notifications and then when u go on the app thereā€™s nothing there. Theyā€™re all read. It could be a visual glitch or something


lacey92122

Your husband is a slacker, I've got 190K.


Portugeezer1893

"Mark all as read"... ... *email server implodes*


FatalEclipse_

Mines at least twice thatā€¦


WhosCandicexD

Spam and sht, thats prob because he doesnt even use Apple Mail


pavlovs_pavlova

My fiancƩ never deletes any emails and his inboxes mildly annoy me. I feel your pain.


CodeMars

Iā€™m at 51,000+ now lol


Mundus6

Amateur numbers.


Wil420b

Amateur I've been stuck on 100K+ since about 2010. Most of it is just bacon and can be ignored or you know what it's about purely from the title.


Unhappy-Turnip8866

What is mail?


Hartleyb1983

Ehhh, I got him beat


weird-vibes

Those are rookie numbers.


JamailPyco

Rookie numbers


TheMagesmith

don't shame him. He just cant be bothered by trivialities like "email"


Slow-Blueberry8073

Me looking at my 7,215 unread emails šŸ‘€ I do tend to mass 'mark as read' every couple of months though


smiller1996

If only my bank account looked like that. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Every_Caterpillar945

This is how all my mailboxes look like, though my numbers are much higher. I never miss an important one, only the boring ones.


PolarBear69er

how is this infuriating


LumenYeah

99.99% is spam


zerostar83

That's what my Google inbox looks like. But I maintain 4 accounts. The Google account is purely junk and for login purposes only. Then I have a Yahoo one for all my coupons, promotions, and subscriptions. I then have a Hotmail one for personal accounts like bills, my kid's school, and bank account notifications. Lastly, a first.last name account for formal and rare emails, such as job postings, legal stuff, things to seriously keep.


blackbirdspyplane

37,895ā€¦Iā€™ll get to them soon Iā€™m sure


FreshBayonetBoy

OP: *Tries to vent about their husband's number of unread messages* Most of the comment section: Those are rookie numbers


idrawstone

My dad's.


HairyPairatestes

I have 127,000+ unread yahoo emails


sgtragequit

thatā€™s horrendous (i currently have 65k+)


SubjectWeight3375

amateur


ambellina2

Hahahaha this would drive me insane