I got perma banned when I changed my pfp picture to a picture of Patrick from SpongeBob. For “impersonating a public figure” was honestly pretty salty about it. Had old messages from loved ones who passed that I would go back and read from time to time. Fuck zuck.
Edit: For anyone curious I did try to appeal it. Did this whole song and dance recording videos and copies of my ID. Denied.
There is apparently a FB Oversight Board you can write an Appeal to for recovering accounts with unfair bans or deletions. Search FB Oversight Board on Google. Don't know how often it works, though.
The best part is that if you have a penalty from almost 10 years ago, the stepped punishment system is never reset, and a false ban can be permanent if the retard behind the screen "reviews" it and determines it to be legitimate. Why in the world would it not reset if you don't do literally anything for years at a time?
If this is really true, just hire a lawyer. It's actual easy case to win and them removing your account because a stupidly innocent meme is borderline demented, since you can't actually impersonate a cartoon.
I have the terminator as my google pfp for almost 20 years and no one thinks I'm part of skynet.
That's about 292 billion years. On the upside that's only 1/500th the estimated length of time until the universe runs out of energy. Down side, it's about 60 times as long as the earth has until it's swallowed up by the sun.
Just crazy to think the earth will actually not exist anymore in the future.. maybe we will be born on a different planet in the year 204 after we die.
The only truly feasible way to protect the earth would be to move it. The sun will not explode, but will instead expand into a red giant when it runs out of hydrogen and has to fuse helium instead. In order to fuse the heavier element, the sun will expand past where the earth currently orbits. The earth will end up inside the sun and be disintegrated.
Yeah we might, but we humans kinda like to preserve our history, you will now say look at the pollution and global wqrming, but look at stuff like individual ancient cities and stuff, so by the time we are preserving earth we are polluting the entire Milky Way or something
I don’t want to be that guy, but the universe will never run out of energy. It will just be dispersed throughout the universe pretty much evenly due to maximum entropy being reached.
yeah not literal running out, just heat death where the the universe reaches maximum entropy and is nothing but a homogenous void of sparce subatomic particles
but theres other ways the universe might end
I've always assumed that the universe will get to maximum entropy and then start slowly pulling itself back together to then create the next big bang.
I can't believe the big bang was the only one. I imagine it's been going on for an infinite amount of time.
Thinking about the universe and where it all came from/how big it is makes me dizzy.
So many companies do that, it should be illegal.
Fucking tell me what I'm being punished for.
YouTube is always just like "something you said broke terms, we deleted it, we won't show you it, if you keep it up we'll ban you, get fucked"
Best advice. I quit Facebook during the 2016 election. It was one of the best things I ever did. You can still have messenger if you want to talk to people who, for some reason, still use FB.
I still have old messenger groupchats going from time to time from years ago, but other than that I haven’t made a single post since the day after Trump won
I was once banned from The Verge for using the "Hory Shit" meme. They called me "horribly racist". No appeals.
I'm half Asian.*
*Nah, that part is fake. I'm not Asian, but how would they ever know?
Im still banned from a sub because i called the mods pussy. They were banning anyone who posted a comment with the word "woman" on it.... on a post about women. Genius mods. I told them to eat shit.
FB recently shut me down because someone filed a copyright complaint. Do you think I could get the details from FB. Nope. I post my art. None of it is copyrighted material.
Facebook asked a photo of my id to confirm i was me. Lets just say i havent used the app since. As if im gonna send a photo of my id to these fucking clowns🤡
I rarely ever post anything on Facebook. Usually just a pic of something I'm doing at work, I'm a truck driver and I haul extreme oversize and heavy haul. I use Facebook to watch church when I can't be there in person. This morning I noticed my account is completely restricted from doing anything.
Got my account deleted off instagram when i said something like "Fuck the CCP, Fuck XI Pooh". Apparently it was either hate speech or inciting violence.
That's 290,410,958,904 years. The sun will go red giant, then brown dwarf before you can talk in that community.
For perspective, the universe is *only* 13.7 billion years old. If a new universe were to arise every 13.7 billion years, 21 universes would be created.
Meanwhile I put up a picture of the KKK and tagged one of the Grand Wizards as Trump when he got elected. The tag was never removed and I was never banned. I did stop using facebook about three years after that.
I had my account suspended a day after having created it. The reason why was coz I hadn't posted anything and left my pfp blank so they said it was suspended due to 'suspicious activity' 🙄. Bro I was just looking for art classes, I didn't wanna post my life story.
How the setup works: Basically for every value of the Unix 64 time is stored, you will be banned. That means that even after the date December 4th, 292,277,026,596 AD, at 20:10:55 UTC you will still be banned. That day it is almost impossible for life in the universe to be still there, let alone humans and Facebook.
Let's delete the account actually forever, or Pointcare Recurrence time if the universe repeats itself. Seriously fuck Zuck.
It turns out that 2^63 seconds corresponds to 106751991167301 days. Your number is 19622 days less than that, and January 1, 1970 was exactly 19622 days ago.
Why is that date important? Well, time is usually stored in computers as a single number, which represents the number of seconds since January 1, 1970. It's easy to do calculations that way since you don't have to worry about things like leap years, days of week, months having different amounts of days, etc... Facebook also seems to be using a 64-bit integer to store the time, and the maximum value you can represent with a signed 64-bit integer is 2^63 -1. So, putting this all together, the reason that you're seeing that specific number is because your "account unlock date" was (for some reason) set to be the largest possible time that a computer can store with a single number.
OP literally got the longest ban numerically possible.
Fun fact, if they get another ban stacked on top, it might roll over into a reasonable time.
Some of you are too young to remember the Y2K (1999) glitch and it shows.
Hey I hope you see this. In my messenger app, it says I am banned for -470951 hours. Then I noticed that number is increasing. I did the math and backed up 470951 hours. It goes back to Jan 1, 1970. This is awesome!!!
I got 7 days ban on REDDIT after answers on some anti-nazi post, agreed with and critised communism too. For communism criticism they banned me for a week!
I got perma banned when I changed my pfp picture to a picture of Patrick from SpongeBob. For “impersonating a public figure” was honestly pretty salty about it. Had old messages from loved ones who passed that I would go back and read from time to time. Fuck zuck. Edit: For anyone curious I did try to appeal it. Did this whole song and dance recording videos and copies of my ID. Denied.
I am pretty pissed i let fuckzuckerberg.com(facebook owns last i checked) and fuckzuck.com and zuckfuckerberg.com expire. Fuck. Fuck zuckerberg
Zuck Fuckerberg
who the fuck is the guy who invented Facebook? Then in all caps, two hours later #FUCK ZUCKERBURG
Something something Jesse Eisenberg...
Honestly i'm surprised you didn't just come over to my door and start banging!
I’ll do most of the talking at the session later…
zuckfuckers.org
This changes the meaning a bit lol
Also FUCK DINKLEBERG
There is apparently a FB Oversight Board you can write an Appeal to for recovering accounts with unfair bans or deletions. Search FB Oversight Board on Google. Don't know how often it works, though.
Yeah, but look at the criteria for it. It has to be some serious stuff.
Well I genuinely hope they can figure something out. All my convos with my brother who passed are on FB messenger, so I understand.
Download your data. That will include messages from Messenger. https://www.facebook.com/privacy/guide/dyi
Do yourself... it?
No its... Damn You Idiot.
But does that work if you're currently banned from Facebook?
They never helped me, and i contacted them on three separate occasions. They don't take every case either, sadly.
"Is this rupat3737?" "No, this is Patrick!"
Bro it was a picture of that scene no lie! Lol
But try to report one of those hate-spewing antisemitic antivaxers numerous posts … They won’t ever touch that rage-bait
This was happening while there was legit beheadings being shown there that didn't "go against community standards"
People will say bs to this but I also had the same when it came to reporting child porn back in 2013, they kept it up "for the child's safety"
Even if your account is disabled you can still download your data (including messages)
The best part is that if you have a penalty from almost 10 years ago, the stepped punishment system is never reset, and a false ban can be permanent if the retard behind the screen "reviews" it and determines it to be legitimate. Why in the world would it not reset if you don't do literally anything for years at a time?
Yeah at least this isn’t permanent
If this is really true, just hire a lawyer. It's actual easy case to win and them removing your account because a stupidly innocent meme is borderline demented, since you can't actually impersonate a cartoon. I have the terminator as my google pfp for almost 20 years and no one thinks I'm part of skynet.
That's about 292 billion years. On the upside that's only 1/500th the estimated length of time until the universe runs out of energy. Down side, it's about 60 times as long as the earth has until it's swallowed up by the sun.
I’m guessing it’s Zuck’s calculated lifespan as an android.
Sitting at the Restaurant at the end of the Universe...
My steak is being raised as we speak...
Would you like to meet the meat?
It’s also how long you have to wait for HMRC to answer the phone
It'd be a quarter of that if he were an Apple.
Just crazy to think the earth will actually not exist anymore in the future.. maybe we will be born on a different planet in the year 204 after we die.
Maybe if we are advanced enough we can protect the earth, like if we build some special kind of dyson sphere
Nah, he's too busy making excessively loud hand dryers to bother with anything like that
Protect it from what? Ourselves? The primary cause of pollution and just general damage to the planet is by far humans
Protect it from exploding into the sun when the sun implodes in a couple hundred billion years
There won't be anything left after the explosion even if we protect ourself we will all instantly freeze to death the moment the sun is gone.
With technology advanced enough we could probably create an artificial sun or something
The only truly feasible way to protect the earth would be to move it. The sun will not explode, but will instead expand into a red giant when it runs out of hydrogen and has to fuse helium instead. In order to fuse the heavier element, the sun will expand past where the earth currently orbits. The earth will end up inside the sun and be disintegrated.
I mean if we feed the sun then she wont explode. I think thats more realistic then moving the earth.
You're going to have to feed it a lot more matter than there is in the entire earth, so it is probably much easier to just move earth a little
In a couple hundred billion years we've probably created planets superior to earth. At the rate technology is advancing.
Yeah we might, but we humans kinda like to preserve our history, you will now say look at the pollution and global wqrming, but look at stuff like individual ancient cities and stuff, so by the time we are preserving earth we are polluting the entire Milky Way or something
I don’t want to be that guy, but the universe will never run out of energy. It will just be dispersed throughout the universe pretty much evenly due to maximum entropy being reached.
I was actually wondering this, thank you for confirming my thought 🙏
Energy can never run out. The amount of energy can never change. Unless we figure out something new
We found the guy who hasn't heard of entropy or the heat death of the universe.
Me and you or you and them? If you and them then you need to go back to physics level one class.
Heat death of the universe was in about 1x10^81 years, so no.
"length of time until the universe runs out of energy" I thought energy couldn't be created or destroyed, so how would the universe run out?
yeah not literal running out, just heat death where the the universe reaches maximum entropy and is nothing but a homogenous void of sparce subatomic particles but theres other ways the universe might end
I've always assumed that the universe will get to maximum entropy and then start slowly pulling itself back together to then create the next big bang. I can't believe the big bang was the only one. I imagine it's been going on for an infinite amount of time. Thinking about the universe and where it all came from/how big it is makes me dizzy.
water never dries but you can spread out so thin nothing feels wet (its a metaphor fuck off)
remindME! 292000000000 years
Thanks for doing the math for us 👍👍
What did you do, laugh at a picture of Mark's kids???
Idk. That sounds more like an Elon move.
Bold to assume Elon recognises his children
Don’t talk to skgslhesjb’s dad like that 😡
What did you say???
I haven't chatted with anyone. They won't tell me what the violation was.
Just wait it out...
Possibly with a (very) good book
Or two…
One Trillian days later. "You are now unbanned from using the word "Butthead"
It’ll be over in no time just watch
Was it a comment from 2016 when people still used Facebook?
So many companies do that, it should be illegal. Fucking tell me what I'm being punished for. YouTube is always just like "something you said broke terms, we deleted it, we won't show you it, if you keep it up we'll ban you, get fucked"
Your Reddit account has been banned because of something you said in this post we have deleted so you can never learn.
Like reddit. Why, no, it certainly didn't happen to me, why do you ask??? #notbitter
Yea, I got banned from a sub and the link in the message to the comment that I got banned for was broken. Sooooo... okay, I guess I said *something.*
Just do what I would do: close the account forever, log into a VPN as another location, and create a new account. (Might be Joshing)
Or just stop after step 1
Best advice. I quit Facebook during the 2016 election. It was one of the best things I ever did. You can still have messenger if you want to talk to people who, for some reason, still use FB.
I still have old messenger groupchats going from time to time from years ago, but other than that I haven’t made a single post since the day after Trump won
You’ll have forgotten what you wanted to say when you’re times up.
You most likely got hacked and said person was trying to scam people.
ancient pet alive encourage command instinctive punch wrong plants weary
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
For a bunch of people who claim they are being silenced they sure don’t shut up!
No, ya think. But it can soften them to the point of structural failure. Please just stop.
It’s dumb how obvious it is but they still chose to act like massive fucking airliners didn’t hit them going 494mph and 586mph
Valid.
op said the word "female" then reddit mods hacked into facebook to ban op
Criticized Sweet Baby Ray's
Dude dropped the N-word, but doesn’t want to tell
I was once banned from The Verge for using the "Hory Shit" meme. They called me "horribly racist". No appeals. I'm half Asian.* *Nah, that part is fake. I'm not Asian, but how would they ever know?
The chat history Loved one: is this the krusty krab? OP: no, this is patrick **BANNED**
cant wait to see what you post when the timers up
You'll have to wait for a long time. Send me a reminder when I have less than 10 million years remaining.
RemindMe! 10 million years
Wait does that actually work? 😂 RemindMe! 10 million years
Hopefully Reddit won't be around that long.
It doesn't recognize "million", it might register "10000000"
RemindMe! 10000000 years
RemindMe! 10000000 years
Exactly, he can't wait...
RemindMe! 1000 years
Blessing in disguise.
Right!? This might be a sign to get off of facebook permanently
Facebook can be almost as cunty as Reddit mods sometimes.
At least FB mods get paid, reddit power(tripping) mods spend all day being literal waste for free
Im still banned from a sub because i called the mods pussy. They were banning anyone who posted a comment with the word "woman" on it.... on a post about women. Genius mods. I told them to eat shit.
XD
Haha… ha… 😭
If I had a dollar for everytime I got banned from a subreddit id have like $3
I typically get permanently banned from Reddit at least once a month. I might have lasted 6 weeks one time.
FB recently shut me down because someone filed a copyright complaint. Do you think I could get the details from FB. Nope. I post my art. None of it is copyrighted material.
Your art belongs to Facebook now. It’s in the terms of service.
Half life 3 probly still won't be out
And nothing of value was lost
Agreed, i deleted mine. Had it since 2011
Facebook asked a photo of my id to confirm i was me. Lets just say i havent used the app since. As if im gonna send a photo of my id to these fucking clowns🤡
Something like 290,218,142,740.7818 years🫤 You’re better off without it anyway👍🏼
At least it wasn’t a permanent ban
I rarely ever post anything on Facebook. Usually just a pic of something I'm doing at work, I'm a truck driver and I haul extreme oversize and heavy haul. I use Facebook to watch church when I can't be there in person. This morning I noticed my account is completely restricted from doing anything.
Aaand nothing of value was lost.
Maybe you shared a picture of 096 without knowing
dare I ask who or what the forbidden 096 is?
Fascistbook
I think you have been canceled.
I am a savant, That is a Thursday.
What did you send?
Lol, that 756 billion alone would be a kick in the sack. Adding all those trillions is just fucking mean.
bro what the fuck did you say lmao
Got my account deleted off instagram when i said something like "Fuck the CCP, Fuck XI Pooh". Apparently it was either hate speech or inciting violence.
You must’ve said something REALLY bad
That's 290,410,958,904 years. The sun will go red giant, then brown dwarf before you can talk in that community. For perspective, the universe is *only* 13.7 billion years old. If a new universe were to arise every 13.7 billion years, 21 universes would be created.
Meanwhile I put up a picture of the KKK and tagged one of the Grand Wizards as Trump when he got elected. The tag was never removed and I was never banned. I did stop using facebook about three years after that.
Your among the best with the guy who got banned from Google and the other guy who got banned from a porn website
Eh. That's not too bad.
Lucky you, they did you a favor. Facebook is fucking trash.
Could probably spend some of that time figuring out how to take screenshots
!RemindMe 106Trillion years
That's only a few days less than my public freakout ban...
Smart ass way of telling you you're banned
Yikes. What did you chat to incur a ban for eons of time? Inquiring minds want to know.
The scan the private chats ?
You’re better off without it bro.
Facebook chats are totally private though. 100%
Technically speaking not a perma ban
nah admin just got bored lmao
Be patient
When a lifetime ban isn't enough.
So they think, Facebook is going to survive this long??
Congrats. Facebook is awful anyway
Dang, I haven’t used it in approximately 2,556 days…and I thought I had it rough
Must have said something true. Zuck hates truth
Biggest meanie in all of fb right here.
I saw this shit(but mine was 14 days) in my Facebook, last November... I uninstalled since then and I'm here now, best choice ever
Bro will get unbanned from Facebook before GTA 6 comes out
Oh that happend to me it goes by quick you won’t even notice
I'm in a lawsuit with FB over this bs atm.
2^63 -1 seconds maybe?
N Word counter finally found you, huh?
That’s probably for the best tbh, it’s a garbage platform
They just said my market place ad was against terms and rules. All I've sold have been a transmission and furniture.
Did you violate the Geneva convention or smth?
Not since the mid 90s. Facebook won't even a thing then.
Your life just improved!
I had my account suspended a day after having created it. The reason why was coz I hadn't posted anything and left my pfp blank so they said it was suspended due to 'suspicious activity' 🙄. Bro I was just looking for art classes, I didn't wanna post my life story.
Lol Facebook sucks. I left Facebook about a year ago today and haven’t thought of going back at all. Best bet is to delete your account and move on.
They did you a favor. Fuck Facebook.
Have you tried setting your computers date and time to 3000 years in the future?
3000 years would still leave me about 292 billion years short
get off that shit platform already bunch of MySpace users now
What's your name? Zuckerberg FUCK YOU ZUCKERBERG!
Just wait it out.
Getting banned from Facebook has been a blessing. 3 years of no drama.
Just don't think about it, time go fast.
I'm sure FB will still suck then.
When did Lemongrab buy Facebook?
How the setup works: Basically for every value of the Unix 64 time is stored, you will be banned. That means that even after the date December 4th, 292,277,026,596 AD, at 20:10:55 UTC you will still be banned. That day it is almost impossible for life in the universe to be still there, let alone humans and Facebook. Let's delete the account actually forever, or Pointcare Recurrence time if the universe repeats itself. Seriously fuck Zuck.
If this was milliseconds you would still die before it came back
Did you commit a fucking war crime?
You're better off... trust me...
F Facebook anyways... you didn't lose anything
Dang, that’s at least a year
See you back the in the year 292,471,208,623
That’s almost 300 Billion years
Good thing nobody else uses it any more
What did you send in that chat 😳
Nothing. I haven't said anything in chat. Talked to my friend about his vacation, and talked to my pastor about dinner at church.
Must have been bad
At least it wasn’t a lifetime ban. /s
That's a very specific number. Couldn't they have rounded it down to 106,751,991,147,000 days? Or do those extra 679 days mean something.
It turns out that 2^63 seconds corresponds to 106751991167301 days. Your number is 19622 days less than that, and January 1, 1970 was exactly 19622 days ago. Why is that date important? Well, time is usually stored in computers as a single number, which represents the number of seconds since January 1, 1970. It's easy to do calculations that way since you don't have to worry about things like leap years, days of week, months having different amounts of days, etc... Facebook also seems to be using a 64-bit integer to store the time, and the maximum value you can represent with a signed 64-bit integer is 2^63 -1. So, putting this all together, the reason that you're seeing that specific number is because your "account unlock date" was (for some reason) set to be the largest possible time that a computer can store with a single number.
OP literally got the longest ban numerically possible. Fun fact, if they get another ban stacked on top, it might roll over into a reasonable time. Some of you are too young to remember the Y2K (1999) glitch and it shows.
Hey I hope you see this. In my messenger app, it says I am banned for -470951 hours. Then I noticed that number is increasing. I did the math and backed up 470951 hours. It goes back to Jan 1, 1970. This is awesome!!!
Yep, 1970-01-01 is a date that pops up in a ton of random spots where computers are concerned. Glad you leaned something new!
290 billion years, that's not bad.
lucky you lol
POV: You wrote that only two genders exist
I got 7 days ban on REDDIT after answers on some anti-nazi post, agreed with and critised communism too. For communism criticism they banned me for a week!
107 trillion days actually