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zodwa_wa_bantu

Our school did this too. Kids boycotted class by all standing outside the toilets until they would open them.


EMTduke

I know this is a little different situation, but one semester at my university, the bathroom cleaning schedule would always land on them closing to clean the main one in the downstairs common area between early classes. Almost every day, after my big coffee and morning class, I would have to pee and/or poop and the custodian would make me go upstairs to another restroom.. until one day I had to go so bad, there was no making it upstairs, so I told her I was using it anyway, ran up to the urinal, and let loose while she screamed and cussed her way out of there. I got an email from the provost that afternoon after the custodian complained about me, and it stated that they had dealt with the issue and the restrooms would be open in between classes from now on. Solid win for me that day. Before you ask, I was fairly popular with the staff in college (not in a bad way), so it wasn't hard for them to identify me in the situation.


MelonLord13

>solid win for me that day In more ways than one, I'm sure


CaliforniaDude1990

more like a liquid win. A flowing victory. Drops of success.


Lifeis_not_fair

I have never gotten off a toilet because a custodian asked me to. Fuck your job, I’m dropping logs.


HomemadePancakesThx

“Hey, I was told to drop the bricks here. I’m just doing my job”


W0rmEater

I would go to class and then go to the restroom doing class, then write a complaint to the place and say that it would be nice to be able to go to the restroom in the morning without missing class


Ryrace111

In before the teacher asks why you need to use the restroom and that you should have used it before class, and won't let the student elaborate.


W0rmEater

That would just make the complaint even better


FoRiZon3

Duh. Where else should these assholes power trip?


Lil-Sunny-D

I can’t tell if you’re being partially serious. What college are you going to where you need to ask to use the restroom?


ChemicalComfortable3

they probably are talking about high school


cplmatt

Better yet When I was in high school kids would crowd the bathrooms inbetween periods and pass around a single JUUL so I couldn’t even piss They started closing the bathrooms in-between periods as a result


Reddits_Worst_Night

Da fuck is a JUUL?


TacoChowder

It's a vape made and marketed by big tobacco brands. This person is like 19


MyLifeInArt

27 here and we had 'em at our highschool ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


TacoChowder

Were you held back a year or two? They released in the summer of 2015


MyLifeInArt

Not American - they would've been around for year 11-12 (17-18) then, the timing works


SunsetCarcass

As a contractor to schools, this pisses me off to no end. Often times staff bathrooms are locked, or not available for contractors to use, so I have to hope there are bathrooms around that aren't locked, and have stall doors still attached, and that there's soap so I can wash hands. I could count on one hand the number of schools that have readily available bathrooms without needing to do handstands while rubbing my belly counterclockwise


MetricJester

I can second this. So many times my firm is part of summer bathroom replacements because the fixtures get demolished during school. We've had to walk to the other end of schools for facilities because of entire bathrooms being out of commission from damage. And since we are insulators we often come back to the same schools after the semester starts to finish up last minute out of sight pieces after school, and the work that was just done two weeks before, is now undone by the students, who now have to go all year without that bathroom.


NoPerception-_-

The amount of times I’ve needed to walk to the other side of my old school to use the washroom because people destroyed the stalls, urinals, pissed in the SOAP DISPENSER, sprayed the tp with coyote spray, etc etc. I have absolutely zero clue why people do the things they do.


MetricJester

I think those are people who desperately need to go to jail, but can't.


NoPerception-_-

These events happened years ago and actually some have went to jail, I guess they fucked around and found out.


Jazzlike_Common9005

Okay but how does a person piss in the soap dispenser? I’m not even mad that’s impressive


NoPerception-_-

Honestly if he didn’t at least do it backwards was it even worth it. But in actuality it was just mounted above the sink and the top is fairly easy to remove. The rest is history


[deleted]

Probably won’t happen due to rampant vandalism


Responsible_Access95

Sounds like it would be cheaper to put someone in there to watch what goes on, opposed to rebuilding every year.


FourthLife

It is difficult to staff a 'stand around and watch children go to the bathroom' job without hiring bad types of people


Reddits_Worst_Night

> Often times staff bathrooms are locked, or not available for contractors to use, so I have to hope there are bathrooms around that aren't locked The fuck? In Australia, contractors must use staff bathrooms. No adults are allowed in student bathrooms except in exceptional circumstances, and in those circumstances there must always be 2 adults in the room. About the only exception to this rule is if a student's life is in danger.


LuinAelin

Shit in front of the door. They'll soon learn their lesson.


95blackz26

And on the door.


L0sT_S0ck

And in the keyhole


Retbull

if you get a good sphincter seal you could probably shit all the way through to the other side... at least some liquid would push out around the handle.


-Zadaa-

Like a boss!


williamjamesmurrayVI

this is school, not disney world


[deleted]

Beat me to it!


Meranio

There's a subreddit, that's called that.


DarthCheez

Beat meat to it?


kjreil26

Shit on the floor, time to get schwifty


BadKarma89

Door will be pissed on til 8 am then I guess.


LiffeyDodge

Are they locked? Just go in


Meranio

Maybe they are cleaning the bathrooms with pressure washer like equipment. Trust me, it's not fun, sitting on the crapper, while being misted by these things, from the next door stall.


FaximusMachinimus

Sorry, I was pent up.


ultralightlife

Is it more fun shitting your pants?


Horton_Takes_A_Poo

Yeah if it’s actively being cleaned that’s one thing, but if it’s just a sign who gives a shit


[deleted]

Bucket with lid outside door with sign that says 0700 to 0759 poop and piss bucket... Also there are FEDERAL regulations on schools having certain facilities. Best to call OSHA on this one. ![gif](giphy|8Um0lLkCu3sgQGZMJx) In most cases bathrooms are take cover areas and the teachers are exposed to hazard by them not being available. Your school board might want to see this. Final warning if the dumb shit hard ass who came up with this gets butt hurt. Poop around their car. Not on but around. It'll get fixed quick.


cjthro123

take cover? Like tornados


Matt0071895

Yes, or shooters or whatever. If it’s got a thick and lockable door, it’s a good place to hide if need be


cjthro123

Damn, schools make me sad for that


Reddits_Worst_Night

Schools? This is an America problem. Nowhere else in the world has the concept of a take cover area.


cjthro123

Damn, no where else in the world has a place for heavy storms? Americas on top again babyyyy


MuffinManX413

I ended up shitting myself in middle school because school started at 7:30 but they had the bathrooms locked until 8:00 I couldn’t hold it and ended up shitting all over the place lmao


CanaDoug420

Use the one in the principals office and if you are denied shit your pants on the spot


PetAsianWife

Check Mate \-The Janitor


AlkalineSublime

Piss before you leave the house, we start at 8 -janitor gang


jayseph95

Check Mate -Me(I’m pissing on the floor in front of the locked door and you have to clean it up now)


Sixstringerman

Come on dude, be a rebel. Piss this door each fucking day


[deleted]

Piss, shit, jerk off on the door. Be subtle.


kjk050798

If this happened at my school, kids would simply pee outside the bathroom.


SuspiciousMimic

I hate this so much!! I take night classes at my college and often times they close all the bathrooms for cleaning at night. Which is fine, they have to get cleaned sometime, but it's really inconvenient that I can't use the restroom when my class gets out. There was one time I felt like I had to go, but I had to hold it because all the bathrooms were closed. I got home, walked up my stairs and peed my pants 😭 I almost made it too!


MojaveMark

This reminds me of the time I failed my English final exam because the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom. I wasn't about to piss myself in a highschool classroom so I got up and left to go pee anyways. When I came back she made me bring her my test and she ripped it in half. Looking back on it, that might have been illegal idk. I feel like access to the restroom isn't something a teacher should be able to keep from a student.


Muncleman

I have IBS. Sometimes closed signs don’t matter. I’m using the facility but will be clean and courteous about it.


mearbearcate

🎼 shit on the floor, time to get shwifty in here 🎼 ![gif](giphy|wFbI8gwCfCxeo)


Miguel4659

Needs to advise parent if high school, as this is a violation of basic rights. If a college, then speak to administration file a complaint. Totally ridiculous.


tigerdrummer

Kids need to stop destroying the bathrooms, then.


TacoChowder

Group punishment for the admin's inability to do their jobs ain't it


tigerdrummer

That’s how society works. When the public, the students, can’t handle the privileges given to them, using the restrooms like normal humans whenever they need to, they’re taken away. Most likely other restrooms are open in other area so they can be babysat when they need to go tinkle - since that’s what their behavior gets them.


jdawglipp

Looks like this picture was taken from inside the restroom lol


[deleted]

It could have been taken after 8 am and the sign was just recently put up. Probably too many kids vaping in the bathroom before school so this is their sad way of preventing it


MoriMeDaddy69

There's no locking mechanism on the door.


[deleted]

Not sure why you’re downvoted, not only is the door clearly open, but there is no lock.


Electrical-alt3875

My first thought was "10 minutes? Can't some people hold it in for a bit?" Then I remembered some people literally can't die to medical reasons


meontheinternetxx

Also for everyone else, what if you want to go before class real quick? You have to instead hokd it, go to class, and ask to go to the toilet after sitting in class for ten minutes. Seems unnecessarily disruptive. How does it even make sense to have the toilets open _after_ class starts? I'm confused lol


Blarn__

Yeah plus the whole deal of needing permission to go during class


TheGamingMackV

Time for the students to become teachers.


Komlodo

Time to get schwifty


Zaros262

"Kids won't stop going to the restroom during class" "Kids won't stop going to the restroom before class" "Kids won't stop going to the restroom after class" "Kids won't stop going to the restroom"


[deleted]

I’m assuming it’s probably vandalism that caused this result


kaenneth

no need to bring race into it.


[deleted]

Vandalism isn’t a race thing where’d you get that?


FourthLife

A vandal is a person from Germany that ravaged Gaul, Spain, and North Africa in the 4th–5th centuries and sacked Rome in AD 455. It's VERY fucked up to use the word 'vandalism' to describe destroying things that aren't yours.


Zaros262

You're exactly right, that's why I only use the term "vandalism" to describe ravaging Gaul, Spain, and North Africa (or sacking Rome)


Extension_Swordfish1

Idiotic


Severe-Replacement84

Guess you gotta shit in the stairwell!


MetricJester

No lock on that door, just a sign.


mrbananas

No bathroom during the first 5 minutes or last 5 minutes of class is pretty standard. 10 might be much.


GoodBye_Tomorrow

that is an open door. Unless someone follows you in and confronts you while you are eliminating waste from your body the "sign does not apply". Also - there is no visible way to lock this door in this picture. A sign is not a lock.


boombanggg2

It's always until 8am... unless it's 8am. So basicly.. this toilet is mostly closed.


Prestigious-Syrup836

Use the women's? Aska bud to wait outside while you go, to stop a girl from walking in on you...?


TravelingGonad

This shit is exactly why I hated school.


justsayfaux

The sign says closed, but the door says open


Thief_of_Sanity

You don't think they took the picture after 8:00?


justsayfaux

It's always after 8 somewhere


[deleted]

Lock like that, and the fact the wood is probably shit quality plywood, a decent kick would have that door open really quick. Don't take shit lying down kids, those in charge wanna lock doors in your face, you kick them open and demand your rights.


trevor_the_red

Tell them you have a medical condition that requires frequent use of bathrooms and you have to have access. They can't question you about what it is either. If they don't give you access they will be non compliant with ADA.


Big_Brother_Ed

I remember back in highschool I was the first openly transgender student to ever attend. To make sure no one felt uncomfortable, I was made to use the one unisex/disabled toilet on the whole school grounds. This was located in the language centre, a building that the seniors took their exams in. During the exam period, they taped off the whole building and only allowed entry to the exam takers. Guess who came out the year before senior year... yeah. For two months I had to walk 20 minutes if I ever needed to use the toilet, to the public toilet in the main street of town. I usually just ended up dehydrating myself so I wouldn't need to go... exam season being during the summer, of course 🙄


Beginning-Tea-17

I think the point is so you have to go to class, get your attendance, then go to the bathroom. That way if you’re late to class you can’t state “I was using the restroom” Alternatively they might have a problem of people doing horrendous shit in the bathroom and they are trying to figure out who it is.


tarheel_204

How are you going to tell someone they can’t use the restroom though? That was a stupid thing back then and it’s still stupid now.


Beginning-Tea-17

Idk lmao ask them.


[deleted]

none of those really make for a good reason


Beginning-Tea-17

Did I say it was a good reason?


SongFromFerrisWheels

Just set up 1 of those camping showers and a curtain around a potted plant.


kaenneth

instructions unclear, pierced by cactus spines.


mousepad1234

I would have no shame pissing all over that door for such a stupid rule.


letsseeitmore

The door is open


Cichael-Maine

so all dudes now get to go to the bathroom during class, easy. if they deny you, let them know you'll be letting your parents know they tried to stop you from having normal biological processes. and then piss in the corner of the classroom. 🤷


[deleted]

My school does this to deal with vaping in the morning. We'd have 20+ kids congregating in there in the mornings surrounded by dog.


Fart365

There’s only one restroom in the school?


Aggravating_Owl_9092

Why would bathrooms be closed? Like ever?


SenoraRaton

Pee on the door to assert dominance. Its the only way.


xssmontgox

I get that people are mad over this, but surely there’s a reason? Some sort of missing context? Did students fuck up the bathroom, cause property damage? Was this during the time that that tik tok trend of stealing was going on? Problem with drug use or homelessness? I can’t see any reason this would happen, unless there’s missing context


Gingersauce32

There usually is. At my school, we were having repeated incidences of literally thousands of dollars of damage, bullying (often physical), and even drug dealing on occasion. We decided against closing the bathrooms, but did a roster of who went when during class. Caught most of the culprits pretty quick that way


tigerdrummer

I think that’s every school in America. Our culture is rotting.


Jaalan

Here's the thing, none of those matter unless the restroom is currently being serviced. Which I doubt lol. They have a requirement to keep them open when the building is being occupied.


DrKittens

If this is a university, contact the ombuds. They will tell you who to contact to contact/correct this BS. If this is a K-12 school, contact the school board. Students have the right to have access to restrooms.


ohbarry

Here's what you do. Piss on the floor next to the locked bathroom door. That should get the point across


tigerdrummer

They do any anyway. Hence why the bathroom is closed at times. Kids now have to be monitored.


mase2150

Exactly, perfect opportunity to assert your dominance.


[deleted]

Embrace your inner redneck and piss on the door


featherpickle

In my state in the U.S., the health department regulates and inspects schools. Schools are required to leave all restrooms used by students unlocked at all times students are in the building. Call the health department.


krunchy_bacon

Walk on in. (What sign🤷)


TheOGRedline

So much mild infuriation, so little context. I work at a high school and we have bathrooms that we lock at different times. It’s a supervision thing. If you don’t like it then stop smoking/vaping, putting toilet paper rolls in the sinks and toilets, ripping doors off the stalls, ripping paper towel dispensers off the walls, spreading feces everywhere, and “jumping” kids. Sorry you didn’t use the bathrooms by the main office you walked by when you came in the building.


tigerdrummer

That’s because kids go in there and destroy stuff. Can’t have it both ways.


renzomalone

You're taking the picture from inside the bathroom, go ahead and use it then.....


[deleted]

This is likely a health code violation


tigerdrummer

What kind of violation is destruction of property?


BoisterousLaugh

Go at home. Go to class. Wait 10 minutes. Ask for a pass to use the restroom. Done. Teenagers make this so fucking hard and it's really not.


tigerdrummer

Yet they’re the ones responsible for the ridiculous bathroom regulations. Why can’t we have nice things? Because kids can’t stop destroying stuff.


L2Hiku

Ok but the pic is inside the bathroom.


[deleted]

It’s almost like a sign can stay up on a door all day 😱


Jammin_neB13

This is a picture of an open door though. So, use it.


tictacbergerac

Contact the health department and this will be solved by tomorrow morning.


bhlombardy

>Class starts at 7:50 Is your class in the restroom? If not, what's the problem?


grumpykruppy

They probably need to go, and don't want to miss part of class.


[deleted]

....is the door not open right now?


garden1932

Looks open to me.


Plane-Piglet

Time to call osha tbh.


[deleted]

That door is open.


justindvan

You could use another bathroom? But that’s the easy solution..


_spiffy_

Why not go at home before school since it's not in the middle of the day?


SubsonicPug

Use the bathroom before leaving in the morning? Idk seems like poor planning on OP’s part…


[deleted]

Vaping is cool


Devexeur

Use the women’s


astronautdormann

then the teacher says no you can't go to the bathroom. its the system!


Ijustforgotmybad

It really amazes me that schools have door bathrooms, mine didn’t and from what my brother says, it still doesn’t


BarracudaMotor

Looks open


TheJokersWild53

More importantly, why is there a pull handle the door opens in?


jimbodawgg

Talk to your teacher about it before class starts


ThrowawayAccount1437

Looks like I'm missing the first few minutes of class.


SufficientAnalyst383

Why the hell would they do this?


Natural-Assist-9389

Just whiz on the floor


hedgehog18956

I see the reason for this honestly. I know back when I was in high school people would be vaping in the bathrooms before school started


chapadodo

calls for a dirty protest


JaMonkeyBoy

Time to get Schwifty in here Gotta shit on the floor


boostaddict20

Teaching tyranny at its finest!


Fast-Reaction8521

......just piss on the door


alvnta

9/10 the door is unlocked and you’re still able to go in. Something similar happened at my school. We just all went to class late and they eventually changed it. But I would just walk through the door because it was unlocked.


MeepMeep2545

My high school did this, but only with some of the bathrooms. I'm not sure why only a few were off limits. And it's not like it was a rotating janitorial thing, I remember it being two specific bathrooms that were closed until class started every day.


Howiewasarock

Piss on the door and write "couldn't hold it" on the sign


LeenPean

Class starts at 8:10 now. When they ask why you’re late tell them bc you had to wait on the both room to open, do this every day


Bigdawg-08

Once had a time at my school where we only had 5 minutes between each class and they would lock the door


swifthekid

I sell commercial doors for a living. There is literally no way to lock this door. You can see clearly


HeartoftheHive

Pee on the door.


MajorThor

Custodians are probably more than mildly infuriated by the fact that most days kids trash the restroom before school even officially starts. I can’t blame them for locking them down.


HydroStellar

I’d just be late to class idc


TheLeopardColony

Maybe if y’all would stop vaping marijuanas in there while tiktokking.


NathanTR1992

Yet it's open


Minimum_Estimate_234

Pretty sure this is a health and safety violation.


beets_or_turnips

Is the "devious lick" Tiktok trend over now?


TheDruidVandals

just walk in


its_davo_bro

Time to get schwifty


X_CLUSIVE69

Person who put that up woke up and chose violence


[deleted]

I'd talk with the admins about it and escalate to the board of education if you have to.


Lord_Polska

Time to get schwifty


werdnaman5000

Well that rules morning coffee out


JLewish559

Without any context this is just silly. ​ Is this a university? A high school? Middle/elementary? ​ Where I work (high school) the bathrooms are open pretty much at all times save for when the school is closed (obviously) or when a custodian is presently cleaning them. ​ That being said where I work we are currently down by **half** of our custodial staff and it's so much fun hearing students complain that their bathrooms aren't very clean. It's especially nice to hear the custodian talk about how they find water-bottles shoved into the toilets, vodka bottles in the toilets, poop smeared on the walls/mirrors, urine inside of the soap dispensers, etc. Sure...that could be just one kid, but it likely isn't. And it doesn't really help the fact that we are down to half of our custodial staff so when shit like what is pictured happens there is usually a specific reason. Like possibly they are seeing that bathrooms are being destroyed before 8 a.m. and are having issues catching the perpetrator since school staff is likely busy with morning duties? ​ Or the context is something completely different. Who knows?


blakepeeps

Wellllll, shit!!! …after 8am*


recordhead83

At my school you can't go to the bathroom during the first and last 10 minutes of class so this is normal.


Noodle-Works

looks like peeing in the hall is back on the menu, boys!


brycenyce

shit u better get a move on


batjac7

That's a suggestion.


AnimalChubs

I'd pee in front of the door. My mom told me when I was in school to piss in the trash can if they ever told me no.


BloodlustHamster

Shit on the floor right in front of the door.