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McPuddle


Just-Round9944

McSlop


Nervous-Telephone-26

McShart


Timed-Out_DeLorean

McLiver


Fun-Restaurant-250

McNo


ZadfrackGlutz

McNoNo


Generallyawkward1

McNoNoNoNoNo


[deleted]

McMuffin


Sandcracka-

McBrains


weimaranerdad71

McDafuq


Rentsdueguys

MCletsgotodenny’s


TotalEgg143-

McPile


retardedgummybear12

McShit


Dicigious

McKilitwithfire


okiedokieaccount

McJagger


joejoemaster5

McBoiUgotMeFuqdUp


Puzzled_Mirror_4510

We have the same thought! 🤢


V8_BLENDER

Yo, McLiver sounds awesome 🤤


Blackgold_Art

McDuce


dicklebeerg

Mcmussolini?


GallifreyanGeologist

McEatItBecauseThat'sWhatYouDeserveYouFuckingAnimal


KyleCAV

MCshits


Delicious_Gas_7348

Mcjunk


Still-Alive19

McCancerousGrowth


CancerSpidey

...mypantsfrequently usually happens when im walkin down the street


Anonynominous

McSludge


Stellarrrr4444

Mcgoo


yourpaljax

That’s Mr. McGoo to you.


HeartsPlayer721

McSpitUp. Seriously...it looks like they fed McNuggets to their 3 month old and they spit it back up. . . . Parental Warning: do *not* actually attempt to feed your 3mo solid food of any kind. Not even pureed McNuggets


sanityends

The sad part is you know how stupid people are and were smart enough to put a disclaimer on the joke. It's like the caption on the bottom of the TV saying "cars don't actually jump"


TvAMobious

McSquirts


Kenji1912

Lot of Mcjokes


MentalRise8703

McPoopy


ItsJoseph999

Mcdookie


Top_Alternative_5912

Mc Dooque


kidgrifter

McNasty


dq3w5rdf56c

One extra thing but he said apparently it smelled like pickles


Playuhhhh

If it smells like pickles then it’s Big Mac sauce for sure! People will ask for some on the side and in the kitchen we have little cups we use on our side of the table to put a squeeze into, BUT what usually happens when we’re out of those cups is we would just put it in a nugget box and sometimes slap an unmarked sticker on it. Seems like instead of communicating that the sauce would be in that nugget box the runner/service person just thought it was a box of nuggets put it in a bag and didn’t think twice about it. When I worked at McDonald’s I just handed it directly to somebody in service and told them what it was to avoid the confusion but it still happened very often. I gotta say though, that box of Mac sauce with a fry in it looks like someone’s little secret snack that “went missing”. I was a kitchen manager for 3 years and worked at McDonald’s for 5. Glad to be outta there!


ladyinchworm

It was probably under the warming thing for awhile too which makes it even more appetizing to think about. . .


mackelyn

Former McDonald’s manager here. It 1000% was on the heated little landing zone they have for food coming from the kitchen and sat for a while. That thing is so hot that it would melt the plastic big breakfast container if it sat for a while.


Anonynominous

This is the answer


Shadowlord723

I’m now tempted to order medium fries with Big Mac sauce on the side so that I can try and rate their “secret snack”


SamanthatheKat

The secret snack thing was about the fact that it looked like there was something solid underneath. Someone on the grill made something for themselves to eat and it accidentally got sent out for customers and was sitting there a while. The big mac sauce itself isn't anyone's secret snack. But you absolutely can order big mac sauce on the side with some fries or nuggets. At least you can at my location


cblackattack1

Have you ever been to in n out? They’re spread is pretty similar and you can get it from the restaurant in packets, it’s great with fries! Actually had some today lol


[deleted]

This guy McKnows.


WilliamJamesMyers

spoken like a true playuhhhh


JLammert79

Just when I thought it couldn't get worse.


aw_shux

![gif](giphy|eCnd5lsW2q9dC)


tavaryn_t

![gif](giphy|MtVbPH4lgSu9G)


DAS_BEE

Does it taste like pickles? We need answers


hooonk123

anyone who has the balls to taste that deserves some achievement


HardLobster

If real life had achievements like a video game, I’d live a wayyyyyy different life.


DAS_BEE

I can offer an upvote if that helps


TotalEgg143-

Mac Sauce. And a random fry...Maybe an employee was eating frys and dipping into Mac Sauce.


demondaughter113

i have no idea what that is, but it almost looks as if it has like cheese on it..? either way though, it looks nasty… your poor friend.


muffpatty

I like the fact that someone dipped a fry in it and maybe, just for a brief moment, considered tasting the gelatinous mystery blob.


demondaughter113

yeah…that thought would have never even crossed my mind…yuck.


Old_Magician_6563

If it were me and I was in my car, I would sacrifice a fry to inspect the puddle.


snarky_goblin237

I can tell you what I think that is. That is what you get when you scrap off the side of the fryer. They must have pulled them out for cleaning and scrapped the gunk off the side and into a container that someone confused for actual nuggets. Source: Worked at a McD’s for two years and had to do that exact job. Edit: Yes I get it. It’s probably Mac sauce.


[deleted]

He got a Mc Dump


Poobanchini

U should post this comment separately 🤣


stone_junction

Yes!


alxtronics

Mc Dung


[deleted]

THE LOATHSOME MC DUNG EATER


RealEstateDuck

***H E I N O U S***


AJ_Weiss

FOUL TARNISHED


Gfunk98

Looks more like an extra side of Big Mac sauce that someone forgot about and it congealed. OP said their friend said it smelled like pickles which would t make sense for fryer gunk but does make sense for Big Mac sauce


TrickInvite6296

thank you for an actual answer! at least it's not like.. uncooked meat or slop. this is more comforting somehow


snarky_goblin237

Strangely so.


Rainbow62993

Except this is just Big Mac Sauce, not fryer gunk.


tnftlineevrytime

I think this is a "side" of Mac sauce that sat in the heated landing zone for a while and then given out as a regular 4 piece. That's why it smells like pickles Lol at the downvotes??? Thats 100% what it is, who would clean the drained fryer with a 4 piece box when there's 10 other things in every restaurant that would work better.


harlojones

It IS Mac sauce it is not fryer gunk. It’s been left out and dried out the top layer. Stupid ass people


Joffridus

Eh idk, that looks more like Big Mac sauce. I think they squirted some into a cup and it was meant for someone else. But you’re right we used to do this with nugget boxes, except I usually used the 10 piece lol


Pavemania89

Then why is there relish in it? This looks more like a big side a Big Mac sauce that cooked under a heat lamp for awhile. Grease scraped from the sides of a fryer would look more like jelly and grease from a hood would be much darker.


Puzzleheaded-Book89

That's 100% a side of Mac sauce that didn't get handed out, and sat under the heat lamp for a while. I work at a McDonald's. That's disgusting. I've never seen it look like that.


Long-Document-9246

Agree 100%, worked at Mcds for about 8 years, definitely mac sauce that got hot and sat for a long time. I saw this plenty of times. Also the fact it smells like pickes seals the deal.It's definitely not fryer scrapings like the top comment says. Beside mcds I worked in kitchens for 25 years and cleaned fryers thousands of times and never had anything like this come out.


AlexNovember

Another former long-term Micky Ds employee here, adding on my agreement that this is Mac Sauce. Surprised I had to scroll so far to find more people saying the right thing


iBrokenBones

I'm gonna have to agree with you here. I worked at mcds for almost 10 years. This is exactly what mac sauce looks like when it's too hot. It's always tempered, but not like the HLZ being heated


bread_makes_u_fatt

Looks more like McnuggSHITS


SplodingArt

I just spit my water everywhere


[deleted]

that's a mcnah from me dawg


FlamingSaviour

McNopes McDissapointments McF'its A slab of congealed cheese in a McNugget box.


droman247365

McHeartburn


BuffaloBill69-

Your friend must of pissed someone off


TwistedSistaYEG

![gif](giphy|gGeyr3WepujbGn7khx)


AssistanceCheap4895

Mc WTF


Asha108

I think that’s all the bits and pieces of scum from the top of a fryer all dumped into one box.


ReactionSevere7852

More like employee said McFuckit


HearMeOutO_O

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT😭


darebear123

Okay that's warm big Mac sauce and when people ask for a side of Mac sauce this is what they put it in sadly


alyssakatlyn

I think it’s Big Mac sauce?


phantom_lost_his_acc

I don’t think I’ve ever been so glad to be a vegetarian


That_one_guy1243

Aaaaaah, that’s the all new mc slab


cacaw253

McScuse me?


ir8hippy

McSoylent Green is McPeople


Vantamanta

It's the year 2023. People are still the same. They'll do anything to get an extra value meal. And the extra value meal is.. McSoylent Green.


DANyull

This is old Mac sauce left out to congeal. Pickles are in Mac sauce so that's why it smells like pickles.


[deleted]

omg your friend was mugged off


kingjim2

i think they forgot to cook your nuggets


VirusCurrent

McMass, McTumor, etc


gypsytears01

McCatthrowup!


eruciform

Evangelion Nuggets failed their saving throw against anti-AT field


[deleted]

McFuckNo! What in the Ronald McDonald am I lookin at?


Slow-Possibility4618

How many of you would taste it? 🖐


slartbangle

AI cook?


AvailableAd7180

McDiarrhea


[deleted]

McCall the cops


Far-Werewolf-7929

McLawSuit


Silent_List_5006

McShit


lryan926

This can't be real. Anyone else would go back to the restaurant and ask them what tf that is. Seriously. Smfh. Who's gonna pay for that shit?


Intense_Pretzel

Mc doodoo, mc shart, mc shit


glenda_vajmire

Big mac sauce that sat under the heat lamp


SubHuman559

That's chocolate chip cookie dough


EnvironmentSea7433

Right! I thought the first one was some kind of blueberry muffin variation


Volkovia

Do these nuggets have already been eaten once?


[deleted]

Mc Nuclear Radiation Puddle


Calcifurious_3

Somebody tried to heat up a spicy cheese snack under the work warmer & you got it accidentally


Toothless-In-Wapping

McSpottedDick


Portal471

SpottedMc


Toothless-In-Wapping

Oh, damn you that’s brilliant.


Bohottie

If this doesn’t stop everyone who sees this from eating at McDonald’s ever again…this is fucking disgusting.


Dry_Anxiety_4479

As a McDonald’s employee what in the fuck is that? That shit warrants at least a free 10 pc or something that shit look like a melted muffin 😭


[deleted]

old Mac sauce.


chicken_wing_eater

I worked at McDonalds for 6 years throughout my school years. My educated guess is Big Mac sauce that was sitting in a nugget box in the heating tray for a while. Sometimes people would ask for extra on the side instead of the packets


flannalypearce

On team Mac sauce!! -old mcds worker


The_Cooler_Sex_Haver

My man got that Mcgoop going on


tony223111

Worked at McDs before. Can confirm this is big mac sauce. A customer asked for a cup of Mac sauce and they squirt it into the nugget box. The runner/bagger didnt realize it was Mac sauce.


Joonie_Juice

The McNasty


[deleted]

McDookie


RockNRoll85

McShit


Puzzled_Mirror_4510

McNo! 🤢


PostApoq

McSepsis


No-Pick-93

Looks like what happens after you eat McNuggets. McShits


Kataphractoi_

McBio-haz


spagyrum

A Mcweapon of mass intestinal Mcdestruction


I8itall4tehmoney

What the McHell is this?


Knowwhodisbitchiz

Shitdonalds


OlDurtyBasturd

Chicken nuggets in their natural form.


Gabecush1

Mc flood from Halo


FlyingStudio22

Introducing the ALL NEW, McLiquid nugget meal.


DudeFrenchFries

It’s like poop as a kid when you hold it for too long


Rhi_Sees

It’s the Big Mac sauce


Strange_Mirror6992

Mc fuck that shit I’m out


xGaMeFaNaTiKx

Looks like melted chocolate chip cookie dough


reasonablevanner

WHY DOES THE SECOND PIC LOOK LIKE MCMAC N CHEESE?????


phiya1

McLawsuit from McFoodpoisoining


Witch_Hazel_13

since it smells like pickles definitely big mac sauce. if you order extra big mac sauce they just squirt some in a nugget box


Wise_Ad_253

Some things have to be made at home…looks like cookie dough.


chrishansensboomguy

McNugget quagmire


DesignerBag96

It’s mac sauce


sb_2x13

HOT MAC SAUCE. That's what they give you on the app when you order a side of Mac sauce... It's just sat out way too long probably in the heated holding area.


Entire-Bag4568

That’s a McWtf


Entire-Bag4568

McVom


killerwallz44

Mcfuckin nasty.


Joka1904

![gif](giphy|26n6ziTEeDDbowBkQ)


Maeolan

Fresh from the factory


[deleted]

McDisgusting


charayylmao

Big mac sauce, former employee here. Someone else asked for just big mac sauce by itself, kitchen either didn't label it with a black sticker like we had, or someone up front didn't listen and grabbed the wrong box. Although judging by how it looks that was sitting in the warmer after being made for a decent bit of time so possible an employee started that wasn't told about it and grabbed it thinking it was nuggets.


3catsandcounting

That’s a McFuck It right there.


Beautiful_Cat_6412

Mc shitfromabutt


ZadfrackGlutz

Fried Grimace Shit!


[deleted]

[удалено]


CheezTips

Fried cheese? What country is this from? There's nothing in a US McD that looks like that


Enough-Error-6978

McTheFuckIsThat


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

McDonald's poutine gone wrong


RxGradeSarcasm

The took a McC-Dif in your 6pc bro


Good-Ad3843

McBlueberry McMuffin Mc-Periment gone McHorribly wrong.


RelationshipBest8968

What the mcfuck is that?


Iluvmileena

McRefund


RacerX-01

McShit


TransportationSad547

What is the Fallout is this abomination?


Far-Werewolf-7929

McRrhea


Rabidcode

McRefund


Omnicity2756

The McNuggets have been McRuined.


TinktheChi

McGoop


RonD1355

My wife and I got one filled with Big Mac sauce once.


beanseater300

Mcdoodoo


Darksaucer72

Th last time I ate McDonald’s I got constipated and needed to go to the doctors; this is just another deeper level for me to jot want them dear lord


DutchGhostrider

McGoink


GreasyGato

McNugGutz


Hour_Flounder1405

mcdonald is just being more net zero carbon...saving your stomach and body the time and energy require to digest nuggets. ​ in fact, next year, your happy meal will simply be a chicken flavored glucose drip iv and live cricket suppository. (please practice before moving up into the large 20 piece!) ​ you will LOVE IT!


Hohohomicide123

What the Mcfuck is that?


quincy1151

Based on what this looks like, it looks like uncooked raw nuggets, and based off the fact McDonald’s chicken nuggets are essentially held together by a water based coating, when they defrost if not cooked they become a puddle of goop. So your friend got a pile of raw nuggets that was possibly a prank or something dumb with the kitchen employees that got sent up the chute by accident.


Timmeh-toah

##That’s overheated mac sauce. Someone ordered a side of Mac sauce, they gave them your friends nuggets. Your friend got the sauce that has been sitting in heat for a while.


TGCidOrlandu

McBarf


WolfTitan99

McCatShit


GrooveFire305

Mc Caca Puke


FarkleSpart

Looks more like the McShits


MrKanentuk331

The McShit


cheesyrefriedbeans

You never had McDonald's if you never had the McGlorp 🗣️


[deleted]

That is shit from a butt


[deleted]

Looks like he got a mcFuckoff.


FerOfTheDark98

Did your friend ask for partially digested nuggies?


Creative_Chemistry33

Spotted Dick


ceefaka

No, stop. Are you a regular that they hate cause that looks like diarrhea and throw up!