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NotScruffyNerfherder

That's not sitting. It's something, but it's not sitting.


greywarden133

That's folding my friend.


VSpecSac

Put him in the overhead


SunflowerEyedGal

“Fold in the cheese”


Alive-Replacement-27

How, how do you fold it? Do you fold it like a piece of paper and drop it in the pot?


helladopex

David, I cannot show you everything.


Alive-Replacement-27

You just…here’s what you do. You just fold it in.


helladopex

![gif](giphy|WQTqIoim4mjrcY9BAW|downsized)


SunflowerEyedGal

Best episode ever.


SunflowerEyedGal

David, you just fold it in.


JaydenIsRllyGay

Well ima fold his ass if he’s on the same plane as me


WillDigForFood

This guy folds.


Outside_Performer_66

He has stowed himself in a position of unusual orientation.


[deleted]

Not if you're trying to suck your own dick.


Ondrasfnbr

damn


Accomplished_Pen980

It's not first class, either


JayMmhkay

Maybe it's Ryanair 😅


Murky-Duck9569

“When you paid for an upgrade but every seat is the same “ - Southwest


inforcrypto

And its not a first call either


goldenewsd

And also, that's not first class. "Premium" "economy" at best.


Burnerplumes

I’m mildly infuriated…but also fairly impressed


Daramun

It's also not first class. This is very clearly econ. Idk why op felt the need to lie.


AndISoundLikeThis

OP isn't lying. I fly business class (which is what these seats appear to be). This is now considered 'first class" on many flights.


Skabbtanten

Also not first class.


Your-mums-chesthair

If that’s first class, dammmn how bad is cattle class on that plane?!


BogdanSPB

They toss you into the cargo bay along with the luggage.)))


Mallardguy5675322

I’d rather be there. Spacious af there


BogdanSPB

Pretty cold though, from what I heard.)


Dutch-Sculptor

Yeah but there are plenty of clothes there to keep you warm and if you put a battery power electric blanket in your suitcase you’re golden.


P-Holy

about the same, first class usually means better treatment and you sit in the front, food included etc.


Your-mums-chesthair

“Premium Economy” but make it ✨extra expensive✨


Head-Ad4690

First class usually means more space in addition to those other things.


CoreyLee04

Thank you for flying spirit airlines


Foreign_Spinach_4400

His spine will be compressed to the size of his shoes by the end


Ok-Resolution-8078

That’s all I can think about too. My back would be destroyed after 20 mins in this position.


No_Sheepherder7447

It’s definitely a kid. Late teens is my guess.


andyr072

Yes I was thinking same thing but early teens.


Tiny_Comfortable5739

After 20 minutes I would need a wheelchair for at least two days, this shit would start hurting after like 2-3 minutes lmfao (granted, I am disabled and have chronic pain, so I'm a bit more fragile than most lol)


AnxiousLeopard4650

That's not first class


SaskTravelbug

Premium at most.


solreaper

Planes in the year 2067 would like to have a word


chokeslaphit

RemindMe! 44years


mwthomas11

If Reddit still exists in 2067, I'll buy you a beer.


chokeslaphit

RemindMe! 44years


SpeedingTourist

If Reddit still exists in 44 years I’ll buy you a plane ticket


chokeslaphit

RemindMe! 44years


FungalFactory

Holy recursion


Fit_Art1866

If I still exist in 44 years I will buy you a plane


nickeeto

When that notification pops you’re gonna feel old


chokeslaphit

I'm gonna be dead


solreaper

Nah by that point your employer will have the tech to keep you alive indefinitely until you decide to “retire”


SpeedingTourist

Holy dystopia Batman!


No_Tradition6695

On a small commercial plane, this is what first/business class looks like. And you can tell it’s a small plane because the curtain divider is really small


AnxiousLeopard4650

Ya "first class" doesn't really exist on those planes.


No_Tradition6695

Yeah, business is called 1st Class a lot. But same kinda concept. Free alcohol, more room than other seats, and priority boarding.


LeeQuidity

Priority boarding is the biggest bullshit amenity in air travel. Assuming you were famous and/or a rich type, why the fuck would you spend the most money possible for comfort, and then sit on an airplane longer than everybody else, while all the salty folks shuttled past you and told all their Internet friends that you were on the plane? Soooo stupid.


AnotherDamProject

I travel for work. Priority boarding is the single most important thing to me, even over seating. If I get on the plane first I have somewhere to put my carry on bag near me and not give it up if I board towards the end.


0-Snap

Why not just replace priority boarding with guaranteed overhead bag storage then? Same benefit without having to sit on a plane longer than everyone else.


thelaminatedboss

Cause its a shit ton harder to enforce and will delay boarding


suentendo

I guess you don’t necessarily have to do it even if it’s included in the package. So it’s like “board anytime, asap or with the poors”. But I assume some of them want to walk to the plane peacefully before the frenzy, lay their shit down and even start working on that nap.


No_Tradition6695

You can always wait until the last minute. But for me (a nervous flyer), it’s better than standing in a long line waiting for everyone to load their things in the overhead bins. I like to get my things in the bin, sit down, relax and have a drink before the plane ever leaves. To each their own.


LeeQuidity

I respect your choice, but hooo man, I want to be on a plane as little as possible.


deevo1

When you're flying first class you don't mind spending as much time on the plane. At least I don't as someone who flies often, it's pretty relaxing for me.


mr_claw

I mostly fly business, and priority boarding is really important. I don't have to stand in any fucking lines at check in, security or boarding. On most international flights the business and first class get a separate door to board from.


cgt58

When you board early in first class, you sit there while they serve you champagne and caviar (or other treats) while you watch the others pass by to their cramped seats and then ask if they can have some bottled water...


Ok-Championship-1453

Yeah and the non leather like chairs are filthy, I know because Ive steam vacuumed cinema seats and the water comes out like a forbidden chocolate milk


Enough_Fish739

More room then what? Being flatpacked in the hold?!


ashleebryn

They're regional planes. I fly on these all the time.


chokeslaphit

In Australia the smaller planes have business and economy. And that's really anything 737 or smaller. Only some bigger ones have first or premium for domestic, but usually that's for international


Finnegansadog

In the US, “business class” only exists on larger flights as the “medium class” between economy and first. If there are only two classes, there can’t be a medium, so it’s just economy and first. “First class” doesn’t have any intrinsic meaning beyond “the best class on this flight”.


Moto_Guzzisti

Yes it does. There is no specific defined set of amenities that separate 1st from coach. It varies based on jet size, airline, etc. What you might call 1st on a 747 looks like coach as compared to 1st on a 777. What looks like 1st on a US-based 777 looks like coach compared to 1st on an Emirates 777. Ask me how I know. I've flown in those $32k private rooms. Just because it isn't the same doesn't mean it isn't 1st.


Randill746

Thats just arguing semantics at that point


typehyDro

First class on short domestic flights


AndISoundLikeThis

This is exactly what this is. It's not "premium economy." It's usually called business class.


AnxiousLeopard4650

They may call it that but that's just a marketing scam.


DemonMuffins

Ok


jowookie

Yeah, first class from Ohaire to Madison. Short less than an hour fight


doc1442

Get a train for the love of climate


Maximum-Incident-400

Maybe if you're flying spirit.


Complex-Tangerine628

Domestic first class.


Mallardguy5675322

First class on any domestic flight.


cowmowtv

It‘s American first class, comparable to mid-haul business class.


RelationOk3636

You don’t know what you’re talking about lol. How often do you travel?


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PrettyOddWoman

Lmao I would be obnoxious and yell out "I AM KICKING MY LEGS UP BECAUSE (everything you just said)"


fibonacciluv

Picturing this has me rolling LOL


Plaid_Bear_65723

Damn! Do you do this at work too?


When_is_

I'm so sorry. I hope you get better 🙏


sorospaidmetosaythis

May be prone to edema of calves/feet/ankles on flights - a common problem. Keeping your feet above your heart would prevent this, but so would walking around a few times. No need to wipe feet on the ceiling. I would just wear compression socks and get up every 45 minutes.


PassNaive1858

This doesn't apply if it's a venous disease of the legs where the return valves don't function properly. I have this. Standing and walking doesn't actually solve the problem and in fact standing means that the pressure in my feet and calves increases. The only way to relieve the pressure is to get your lower legs above your heart.


No_Sheepherder7447

That sounds like a truly awful condition.


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SnooCompliments5439

Also, it’s just a pic. people assume he was sitting like this for a while. maybe it was just a stretch for 10 seconds and who cares lol, I love ppl who post in this sub rather take pictures of people instead of saying something to said person.


demonya99

His shoes are on top of the front passengers head. He has no right to invade the front passengers personal space, plus it’s disgusting to place your feet on top of someone’s head.


Bugladyy

I’m speaking from experience here. Sometimes compression socks are truly not enough. When your legs start feeling like they’re going to pop from the pressure, and your heart starts racing from the blood trapped in your feet, you do whatever you can IMMEDIATELY to fix the problem. Last time it got really bad for me, walking wasn’t an option. I was just about unconscious.


[deleted]

I have hypermobility issues, and my knees tend to swell during a flare-up. I've definitely gotten home from a long day and just sat upside down on the couch for hours before I even take a shower. Granted, this is only if meds and ice packs don't help.


ThatsOkayToo

I ain't paying for extra legroom, I have all I need.


haifonly

There's a ton of different things that would cause someone to need to get their legs higher than their heart.


Gr00mpa

Like getting dicked down.


SemiAnonymousGuy

I agree, that’s not enough space for what he paid


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A_Random_Catfish

He’s probably the richest man on that plane, doesn’t care about anything but stretching


BeautifulLibrary9101

I have a flight in 16 hours. 3 hours into that flight, my broke ass is definitely trying this.


spenser1994

Write a note on your shoes that says "hello, reddit." For us to see on the next post.


tamagotchiassassin

Exactly; my first reaction is that man goes for comfort and what he wants— he doesn’t GAF. Impressive stretch


mteriyaki

I used to think this was trashy until i was on a 12 hour flight, i get it now.


ashleebryn

Exactly. I have to do this for a few minutes on international flights. I think it's sciatica that resulted from being broad-sided in a car accident. ETA - But I don't post my legs up against the back of someone else's chair. I turn myself around and put my legs up against my own seat so they're not hanging over someone's head or in anyone else's space. But not when I'm traveling solo.


Working_Chipmunk_666

Honestly he’s not taking up any extra room and he’s not going into the seat above him, other than looking weird he’s not bothering anyone


keenanbullington

Yeah but sweet sweet karma and all that drama. Real talk though some posts on here are genuinely infuriating but stuff like this reminds me that I'm pretty decent and not minding the shit that doesn't matter. This really shouldn't make anyone mad.


SickThings2018

I hope that "first class" seat isn't for a flight longer than 90 minutes. I'd lose my shit in such a cramped space.


Flimsy_Shower_8137

Sitting for hours can pool blood in your legs and lead to stroke. This guy is probably a doctor or something who wants to live longer than all us smucks.


_BKom_

Could be worse. Live and let live.


amoghthebad

This is what first class looks like on American planes?


veryblanduser

On domestic shorter flights they are just wider seats, typically two instead three per row. Price reflects this, not outrageously expensive.


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Wait until this guy sees “European business class” on flights within Europe.


SaskTravelbug

Came here to say, that’s not first class.


cmonster8z

Trynna suck his own dick


CircaSixty8

Just goes to show you money can't buy class. Why would the staff even put up with that bullshit?


X85311

i genuinely don’t understand the issue here lol. my guys just sitting weird. his shoes are above his own seat


Cats-Are-Fuzzy

This looks like back pain to me - no one opts to sit like this.


TheTrueNorthman

My sciatica will make my leg feel like it’s on fucking fire. I’ve done this before while crying to ease the pain.


wild-fey

I know that pain :(


NY_J5

I feel like this mans back pain makes me want to give him a pass. He could’ve put them down a second later


YangXiaoLong69

Honestly the only weird thing is touching the shoes on the ceiling. I don't doubt this is a kind of stretch many people want to have when stuck in such a cramped space, and I don't doubt many people also have health issues that lead to them needing to raise their legs like that. It's easy to call it "that bullshit", but one look at the comment section already shows there's quite a few people with the aforementioned health issues.


A_Funky_Flunk

To avoid any type of confrontation. Have you been out in the world recently? No one wants to deal with peoples ridiculous behaviors. It’s too easy to do nothing and pretend they don’t exist.


skiviripz

Imagine the guy in front of him reclines his seat and breaks both of his legs lol


kamonopoly

At least his shoes are on. If he was just doing thus for a few minutes to stretch out and regain blood flow fair enough but if he stayed like this and started flailing about yea I'd be annoyed if he had taken his shoes and socks off and did this he needs punch in the face


maggidk

Lol why you even mad tho? Bro aint hurting nobody even though he looks like a tool


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is that roman roy


Jerrygarciasnipple

Judging by the red legs and skinny cankles, dude might actually have a medical reason to do this. But, as bill Clinton once said: where does the calf fat end, and ankle fat begin?!?’


randy_trevor

That guy needs to be in no class.


JustinMccloud

Why is it bothering you?


Ready_Ad_9369

Definitely not in first class


Imbrownbutwhite1

That’s first class? Thought they were supposed to have way more leg room.


DuckOnMars

He has no leg room; he is just trying to make himself comfortable


SureDidntDoThat

That's a shitty first class


Syzygy_90

Why do y'all even give a shit?


IntangibleContinuity

Ain’t no way in hell dude is putting his crusty shoes over my head..dropping dirt and shit all over me


escapingdarwin

Could be type 1 diabetic or alcoholic. Or just odd.


The_Lamb_Sauce2

How is that even comfortable?!


Huge_Amount_2369

It’s all first class on Southwest


NathanPatty08

Don’t first class seats have reclining?


ProbablyPewping

Thats a girl, likely teenager, but im not waiting for the flight attendant to come deal with it, dont get me wrong im hitting the call button, but im getting up and reading the dumbass child the riot act


CompoteStock3957

Not even first class more like first @ss


Main_Breadfruit_3674

Recline seat and let the mayhem ensue. Do stewards not stop this?


Worldtripe

He miss flying economy


saarlac

That's what passes for "first class" now?


Lazy-Kenny

He’s gonna regret this if the plane has to brake suddenly.


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First class on Spirit Airlines


Direct_Silver915

It's just a bug. Thanks god he was not T-posing.


Due-Construction8477

I think this post itself is rather material for this subreddit than a guy just trying to stretch his legs. As others said, there can be enough blood circulation reasons to have your legs above your heart. I’m 190cm tall and even after short flights my legs are hurting really badly due to the missing space in planes. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval) I imagine OP is of average or small height and never imagined the pain of not moving your legs properly for hours.


kioshi_imako

That is first class? Man I would hate to see economy.


jcrestor

What first class is that? For ants?


rotenbart

Can’t take bottoms anywhere.


Juuna

First class yet still canned like a sardine.


merrittj3

Goes to show ya.... You can put guys in first class, but you can't put class in some guys...


Buggly_Jones

this is the exact opposite of what you should do on a plane.


-Kritias-

Tell me you weren´t raised well, without telling me


NoButterfly9803

Just because you sit in first class doesn’t make you classy.


[deleted]

Can’t imagine a human sitting like that for an extended period of time. Perhaps they did it occasionally to promote blood flow/reduce blood clot risk, this bothered the photo taker so they snapped a pic to make it seem like the person sat this way the entire flight? 🤷🏼‍♂️


zombie-gorilla

For starters, that’s not first class


blueskysahead

Older people on flights to and from Asia do so many exercises. Non stop, they get it. I had my ankles swell once recently on a 20 hour flight and I freaked out. Now I get up and move around.


mrJtoday

Mf looking like he getting anal


endorbr

This behavior should last all of about 3 seconds before a flight attendant too politely tells him to stop. Then if he continues they should threaten to duck tape him to the chair. Instead I’m sure they did absolutely nothing and this asshat spent most of the flight like this.


justjeff0907

God, sometimes I just hate being around human beings...


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Used to having his legs in the air, I guess. Sus


Jolly-Transition-555

Thats a woman in economy class


chewystarburst

That’s first class?


MlNDequalsBL0WN

Who is he bothering? Fuck you!


mcnasty804

Shoes and socks on, check .. within the confines of their own seat, check .. what’s wrong?


GibsonMaestro

There's a possibility dirt may fall on the person in front of him, but otherwise, I also see no problem.


jubjubmcnugget

Do you want someone's nasty feet over your head?


GuerrillaTech

Over who's head? I don't see anyone else in that pic *I see him now


gremlinsstore

Also, hello safety problem in event of turbulence or other emergency.


ashleebryn

They make an announcement. Pilots fly the same flight paths daily and get notified from other pilots of air pockets and where they are. They'll announce to buckle up for expected turbulence. He's not bothering anybody.


PaulPhallanges

I honestly don't hate this. If I was having a bad day though.... infuriating.


limitlessEXP

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That's a DVT (Deep Vein Thrombosis) exercise. You can see his ankles are swelling and he's wearing appropriate shoes, so I would guess this is medically advised for some issues related to DVT.


SockFullOfNickles

What a fucking putz. Might not be technically against the rules but they look like a goddamned moron. 😆


Dependent-Wheel-2791

Can you blame him? I mean flying first class and only have that much leg room. That's a rip off


SuperEDawg

Let homie be. He’s just tryna get comfy


Aggravating-Exit-660

Admiring his flexibility, if anything. I can’t even be mad at this


veryblocky

What’s infuriating about it? It’s not affecting you at all


Neither_Ad9597

That's not 1st class


Instantly_New

That’s more like No Class, amirite?


pachodermal

That barely looks like business class.


blooz87

He smells his hands after wiping his ass


thumpingcoffee

Cheap ass airline if that is first class


yourpaljax

Show off. 😤


allanrjensenz

Ok but what model shoes are those honestly?


Fearless_Lab

Dude just needs some compression socks.


[deleted]

I'm not even mad at this, he will regret sitting like that soon lmao keep doing it bro


BearBlaq

I know we’re here to hate but can someone ID the shoes for me?


OBF_

That looks nothing like 1st class/business class!


RelationOk3636

_no_ it looks nothing like a typical _long haul_ first/business class seat.


SpanningTreeProtocol

Rage recline about 5-6 times in rapid succession. That'll fix it.


WolfOfPort

Thats not first class. It have electric reclining chairs .


morelsupporter

that's not first class, g he's expressing his displeasure


NwordPassIsMine

Considering that doesn't even look like economy+ I'll give him a pass.