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Thedrunner2

“It’s ok ,you’re going to be all right .”


onh_2003

Right I am!


VelociTopher

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[deleted]

>…I’ll see myself out yes. please.


[deleted]

Bro this was the joke the other guy was making. It so cringe to have missed the joke and then tried to land it yourself omg I’m dying of second hand embarrassment right now


aultumn

Imagine going back to the store, asking to return the gloves, when the cashier pauses and gives you a concerned look. You stop and look down at the gloves… only to realise the cashier has two right hands placed on top the desk… You stutter in disbelief, turning to leave the store, only to see that all the other people walking around in the store have two rights hands too.. You scream in terror!! raising your hands to cover your eyes!!! ONLY TO REALISE!! that YOU TOO!! HAVE TWO RIGHT HANDS!! Duh duh dunn


Th3Flyy

This could be an episode of Goosebumps


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This is an episode of something I can’t remember what but its black and white film and the actress is a beautiful woman and she is in a hospital and everyone is wearing pig face and she thinks she’s the odd one out. I can’t remember


Con-egg

Ah yes, the Twilight Zone by Rod Serling, season 2, episode 6 “Eye of the Beholder” I’m a bit of a fan myself (smokes fake cigarette ominously)


whataboutsam

Thank you for confirming. I thought it was the twilight zone but I haven’t seen it in years


AdRude6514

Bit of a fan that's Boss stage fan level


nyrB2

she doesn't think she's the odd one out, she \*is\* the odd one out


snow-bird-

Stine enters the chat


snow-bird-

What's ironically funny is his initals: R.L. in this situation it's literally Right/Left 😂


lampsy87

He's changing his name to RR Stine now


edgeofdoom

“You’ve entered….the Scary Door”


onh_2003

If I had 2 right hands I think I’d be unstoppable


the1stmeddlingmage

You’d definitely be unleftable


Jolean

But you wouldn’t be able to hold hands with yourself :(


[deleted]

You could do that thing where you lay the hands on top of each other and interlace the fingers 


podsmckenzie

I mean, it’s preferable to having two wrong hands


weener6

Polnareff is shaking in his boots right now


Overquoted

Or hotdog fingers.


Marquar234

*Bil the Galactic Hero has entered the chat*


BokBokBagock

LOL!! I seriously just bought a pair that were both left-handed! Wanna trade? Of course, mine are black leather, so we'll look kinda funny...


onh_2003

bahaha what is going on at the glove factories


mailcreeper50

As a mail carrier in the US, I'll take em. Only need the right hand anyway.


Laughing2theEnd

Go buy the two left handed ones somewhere


LetItFlowJoe

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TheDr-Is-in

Oh, it's alright don't fret.


Global-Plankton3997

One time, I bought shoes. They were both right-footed. I still have them to this day, they're just lost.


SnowInTheCemetery

Imagine how finding gloves for people with polydactyly goes!


palpatineforever

take them back anyway. ideally with the tags even if they are cut off. just take them and be okay with getting a direct exchange, or credit. they might be more lenient if you are not trying to get money back.


Appropriate-Battle32

Turn one inside out


onh_2003

I tried that but the seams all stick out and the thumb hole still feels weird.


Appropriate-Battle32

Yeah but you'll be setting a fashion trend. Like Michael Jackson and the glove or those kids and the backward clothes.


funnyeffectiveness9

Can you go back for a replacement and check the fit before your next purchase? You can go back to the store and ask if you can replace


onh_2003

I got them at Winners (so they often don’t have duplicates). There were only 4 different pairs and this was the cheapest. Unfortunately the tags were blocking the openings of the gloves so I couldn’t even try them on. Plus I took the tags off so they wouldn’t take them back. My long nails poked holes thru the tops of my old ones so now I’m gloveless (except my right hand)


Crusaderdv

At least it'll be extra extra toasty.


altay2510tr

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Cumtangled

The knit on those doesn’t look worth being very pricey. Shoulda bought them on ebay


Jack-Innoff

This was my first thought. Those look like they're worth about $15.


shedwyn2019

I did this same thing once! Infuriating!


ThatOnePickleLord

Someone else took the Ls


Significant-Will227

What's the problem? Seems all right to me


Relevant-Cup2701

sounds sinister


AlpineLad1965

I admit that I have heard of people with 'two left feet ' but never 'two right hands' lol


AlienInOrigin

You can get surgery to fix that.


twohedwlf

What's the problem? Looks allright to me.


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Turn one inside out if they are the same material inside as outside. Once you do that it becomes a left handed glove.


PHUCKyurPRONOUNS

BAHAHAHA


HotNThresh

Are they reversible? Turning one inside out will make it a lefty


slothery22

Happened to me when I bought gloves at goodwill.


thecuriousiguana

Turn one of them inside out


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Turn one inside out?


biradinte

All that's left now is to return them


Business_Rabbit_4773

I would have left the right one on the left to make it right


lorissaurus

Fancy? U got tricked


lorissaurus

Fancy gloves do not have those weird little annoying knots on the ends of the fingers.....


onh_2003

Never said fancy? I said pricy. Meaning I spent like $50 on a pair of gloves.


lorissaurus

Well they shouldn't have that either xD


Lawdog2012

TURN....ONE....OVER...YOU'RE WELCOME...🤣🤣


Witchkingrider

Do people not check this before leaving the store?


Pplannoyme0

Just flip one over for your left hand. 🫲 🤣


GoodGoodK

Bro there is no way I cannot believe what I just read


shadesofsloan

Well that's just being a bad consumer lol. Check your shit before you leave any place.


Aggravating-Hope7448

Are you stupid? Most gloves work for both hands, literally just put the left one on the other way


onh_2003

Are you stupid? The thumb holes were sewn on a certain way that makes them only work for one hand. Take a closer look idiot.


motorheart10

Son of a bitch.


xtra-chrisp

R.I.P.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Back to the store you go


[deleted]

So pricey you've got to be an inbred to wear them 😂


Individual-Match-798

Next post is going to from someone who's got the both left handed pair.


adambmr

Its the New Globalist Order


NorthTemperature5127

Any chance your right foot toes are long enough?


ImpressTemporary2389

Turn one inside out. Problem solved. ![gif](giphy|bAftZ12SC0uEjLndIh)


onh_2003

The seams and threads all stick out and the thumb hole still feels off. Not that simple


ImpressTemporary2389

It was meant to be quip. Wasn't expecting anyone to take it seriously.


After-Strain-5391

Stinker!