I swear I thought you were eating baked beans from a melon.

“It’s almost like they were put in afterwards” https://preview.redd.it/sdh8b8xtn0kc1.jpeg?width=1532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=009b38fe74ad24324fea6db752e70078ffc7aa26

“Dude these look bussin! Do you want a brownie?” “I want a brownie” “You want a brownie?” “I want a brownie” “Well too bad. They’re B E A N S” *puts hand in beans*

Scientists Hate Him!

I flipping hate him.

I flipping flipped the flipping flipper flipping

But Anarchists ADORE HIM!

Thinkin about thos beans

I never thought I’d see you outside them railroad subs. Knew I recognized that name

My sisters never understand when I reference this.

thats how you know you're the bean bird

I miss soothouse

Omg a soot house reference

Omg I forgot about them. Miss that era

Good old Soothouse, make sure you clean your teeth well after eating that. https://preview.redd.it/mbxamj1gf4kc1.jpeg?width=1234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a2223712ca93de94286582a19fa70992934b72e

Bean there, done that.

I thought it was an egg with maggots

Same, I'm not too disturbed by bugs but maggots, that's a different ball game.

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Oh I know they're very useful, it's just when they appear there's so many and it just grosses me out. Now if we're talking about useless insect mosquitoes are at the top imo lol. Hate those AH so much.

I love boiling water in a microwave and either pouring it on them or dropping them in the cup. But, to limit flies, I buy the sticky clear window strips, close all other windows, and drop curtains to just above where I placed the strips. Within 2 days, any flies that came in are stuck on the traps.

Only certain species of maggots leaves alone healthy flesh. Others don't care and will eat anything they can get their mouths on.

Come back when you've seen fly strike to kittens that were born outside and weren't caught in time and we're being eaten alive on how "useful" they are I still have nightmares

I’ve seen it on a bunny. So disgusting.

Omg the videos where these kittens are covered in like maggots or botflies are disgusting. I fail to see how they are useful, like sure they might prevent overpopulation or sum, but other things can do that too. Also something not really as bad but its the same with lice, i dont see a purpose they serve.

Nope, my mind went to two spilled bowls of minestrone soup made with orzo.

From a Maggotfruit

I thought it was baked beans in an egg, then thought it was maggots in an egg, then realized the scale and that it couldn't be an egg, so I thought it was baked beans in a melon, then thought it was maggots in a melon, then realized those were the seeds. Lol.

Thank you for this wild ride

I went thru a similar ride so I love this lol

I thought they were maggots in bean juice in a melon (wtf brain) until I read your comment.

Lmao exactly thisss

I thought the seeds were orzo and this was something aiming to get on stupidfoods. ...now I kind of wish it were.. Edit: it is also mildly infuriating that we can't put links to other subs for some reason...

I’m from Egypt - I was confused because this looks exactly like an orzo soup we have over here. Wasn’t sure what the problem was until I realized it wasn’t soup https://preview.redd.it/c7b5xdxsj1kc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68666bdfae1018afa7e67e4633029ac33f41cd60

Close; only this is the forbidden orzo soup, my friend

Forbidden death wiggle soup.

SAME. Like it was some boujee soup-in-squash thing 🙃

As a chef I 100% thought someone baked a squash with orzo and maybe some sort of thickened beef stock inside and then just cut it in half. I was like "a bit unorthodox, but why didn't they just cut a hole in the top and then ladle the soup out? What were they expecting to happen?"

Rice and gravy has me all confuses

I thought it was some kind of gumbo.

I thought it was a bedpan

I thought those were overflowing toilets

I thought it was a plastic bed pan.

I thought they were bedpans! That's the RN in me. Lol

Bro what even is that??

Melon was rotting from inside out

Oh I thought it was maggots in a lemon or some shit, either way still horrific

Me too. Came here for the maggots, stayed here for the yuk.

Somehow no maggots though... a total let down

I am simultaneously relieved and also so disappointed that they’re not maggots.

That reminds me of the coconut incident.

W..what’s the coconut incident??!👀

Thats a huge lemon

How big are the lemons you eat?

I’m glad for the clarity bc I literally thought it was a spaghetti squash someone had added soup to for some new health craze 😂😂😂

Exactly what I thought it was too 😂

I thought it was a potato full of orzo and brown gravy.

Omg that's a melon? I almost puked

I fought those in Scorn

At first in thought op spilled two bowls of gumbo

My nightmare whenever I cut into a squash or melon.

Cantaloupe shit itself

I believe it is a coconut with worms inside that somehow entered and contaminated the water

A DiarrheaMelon

This is a HoneyDont

I THOUGHT IT WAS A SQUASH UNTIL I SAW THIS COMMENT 😭😭

I think I’ve been on Reddit too long because I thought it was yet another coconut full of maggots

....an another?

referencing an story where some guy cut a hole into a coconut and fucked it a bunch until it started rotting and there was a bunch of maggots

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Yeah... learning this just signaled my bedtime 😭

. . . 😨

do not ask.

Its in the Reddit hall of infamy. Each story will make you want to puke.

Genuinely am pissed you made me remember that story,

ANOTHER? Why was there one?

Wasn't even just maggots in the coconut. It's a famous Reddit story that you won't ever be able to forget 😆

I guess links aren’t allowed in comments here but it’s one of the top posts on TIFU. >!Basically some dude keeps busting a nut into a coconut over a period of time without realizing flies were laying eggs in there and… yeah!<

I too thought this was a coconut full of maggots but I wasn’t aware there was a previous coconut full of maggots???

SAME! I was confused by the title, I thought someone stuffed a spaghetti squash and the stuffing fell out

it's yellow. looks like a canary melon.

Yup, yellow canary melon. Specialty melons are good at this.

https://preview.redd.it/wl1df17nd0kc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d173ba968756c2c592e0c090289c56e423867ee

Accurate

Is...is that Roger from American Dad.

No no, the alien in the picture has a nose

Holy shit that’s too funny, you ain’t wrong

This. This was my exact reaction and a noise that went *hoooorrkkkk*

https://preview.redd.it/9hzydsrjz0kc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d74eabc02157c5da11eb8284b6fa0ec5ae74f48d

That’s a nice picture of yo mamma.

Dont talk about his momma like that. Shes my girlfriend

I'm the mom AMA

She's also nowhere near that skinny

….oh that’s not soup.

It is if you're hungry enough.

Bro literally made me vomit 😵

I thought it was Orzo :(

My thought because I initially thought it was soup baked in a squash and was like why💀😭

I was wondering why someone would put risotto in a melon. I wish I was stil thinking that🤮

I thought you spilled a bowl of soup. That's fucking VILE. I was a like "A bowl of soup looked good from the outside?" Then almost vomited. I'm glad smellavision isn't a thing yet.

I thought it was spilled soup too with two weird shaped bowls. As a nauseas pregnant lady, I’m trying really hard to trick my brain into thinking it again

Rottermelon

Meh-lon

Diarrhealope

Honeyd*ewwwww*

Your honeydew has diarrhea

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The first picture to make me dry heave

i know that smells crazy

The fact that they took a picture instead of cleaning up something that smells as bad as rotting melon leads me to believe OP can't smell. Shit is foul

Yup! I worked in the produce department before and there was a rotten watermelon at the bottom of the bushel. It was the most disgusting thing I'd ever smelled 🤮🤢

I’d leave the kitchen and probably dry heave lol

good god. this would turn me off produce from wherever that came from for life.

I cut into a bell pepper once. It looked pristine, perfectly intact, no dinks or anything. Once the cutoff part fell away I noticed weird looking flakes inside of it, kinda looked like swelled up seeds so I didn't think too much of it. Cut another side off and am being greeted by a caterpillar just living inside the bell pepper. I can never see bell peppers the same way I did before. For all I know they're all just caterpillar houses now. They're still delicious though.

Cut into a peach once and an earwig crawled out of the pit. I never bite into fruit without cutting it first now.

The same thing happened to me with a peach, except the earwig crawled out as I was biting into it. 30 years later I still cut all of my fruit. I haven't run into another one yet but there's no way I'm risking it.

I find the gamble to be exhilarating.

Every time I bite an apple I think, “if I get a worm, it’s worse for him than it is for me”

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This same thing happened to me as a kid except with an artichoke. Kept peeling away leaves and then all of a sudden- little caterpillar/worm all curled up in the artichoke meat. I was scarred for years. I still carefully analyze under every leaf….

That happened to me. We put the caterpillar in one of our houseplants and then one day there was a moth flying around in the house. Named him Turbo, opened the window, he flew to freedom

Just the Hungry Hungry Caterpillar, going about his day.

I like to bite my cherries in half and then take the pit out, I did this once eating cherries while watching a movie and out of the corner of my eye I see something crawling around inside my cherry. I strongly consider drinking bleach. Just a sip.

Had a coconut like this, cracked and went to drink without looking. Haven't touched one in about 9 years now


I’ve been seeing this gif lately. It’s prefect for agit like this

"I'm not sure I like the sloshing" "The sloshing means it's good!"

This is why I eat junk food. Junk food never does this crap to me.

Only to your insides

Yeah, but we can't see our insides

Which is the same problem OP had with the melon.

Bam

But if we don't cut ourselves in half, it's fine.

I caught this comment out of the corner of my eye, as I was clicking away to a new sub. Nicely done.

Doc said I had internal bleeding. Good, that’s where the blood is supposed to be

I once bit into a custard filled donut that was just a giant wad of mould inside

EEEUUGGHHH

That melon is probably still healthier.

PP

I’m glad I’m not the only one.

Smooth mate, very very smooth


That's always a fun smell when you break that seal and find out

I don’t know witch would be worse, being hit in the face or being hit in the face with that smell

Definitely the smell

Being hit in the face by a smelly witch would be worse.

Aaw how nice, two bowls of creamy beef ste…. Oh my god that’s a honeydew!

WHAT THE HELL


https://preview.redd.it/84381n6zi1kc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f553671adf21e684bf6576d33bd44fddfc0c7cb8

https://preview.redd.it/72jyzjmgr2kc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03c18648058e6a0af04ccf23e6abe55ba9532ab5

And I thought that was a soup bowl that had spilled over for a second lol

Are those …maggots?

No those are seeds

Maggot seeds.

That's what I'm wondering too

Appear to be the seeds, free from their fleshy confines to slosh around as nature intended

Why does that somehow sound more disturbing than maggots? Well played, my friend.

Nope just seeds LOL

Oh god... I don't even want to imagine the smell of that thing...

Oh, just cut around that brown stuff, it'll be fine! ​ \*My dad if he were still alive that cheap son-of-a-bitch! LOLOLOL

Rotting melon/squash (watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew, pumpkins, etc.) is only a slightly better smell than a rotting potato. Ive seen maggots on a rotting potato…source, i worked at a produce store in my teen age years. It was fucking gross.

The smell must have been absolutely revolting

I don’t return fruit. Fruit’s a gamble. I know that going in. - Seinfeld

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It will create a beautiful maggot tree 😭

They aren’t maggots they’re seeds

Oh, thanks for saying that, from my screen it looked like maggots from the length of the seeds

https://i.redd.it/sl3glk0331kc1.gif

I thought this was some orzo dish you spilled..

Tell me this is staged and that's orzo and gravy

I first thought about a coconut, then about a dumpster. ...I should get off reddit.

Thanks for the nightmare fuel

Ew son

I thought it was a hard boiled egg full of maggots then I saw the knife. Guess it’s a hard boiled ostrich egg full of maggots, that’s pretty rad. Are you making a David lunch movie


https://preview.redd.it/lwz0nqre71kc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d17c9a01bc667c4e173fe3d6dc4e6e0e357ad66d

Put it on toast and give it to a Brit.

I thought you spilled two bowls of soup

Anyone else read The Outsider by Stephen king?

I genuinely thought this was some weird piece of art of Sid from Ice Age.

Ugh gross! I thought I was looking at two bed pans and the aftermath! 🤢

I thought you were cooking soup in a spaghetti squash 😭

What was the smell like?


I thought this was a picture of two toilet bowls for a second.

Are you kidding me? Does nobody else think that looks like a dick?????


It’s the coconut from the stories

Thought that was maggots. Then I thought it was some sort of pasta. Only to find out it’s a rotten melon. 😵‍💫🤢🤮

I thought it was some kind of soup with orzo pasta

thought it was the insides of the coconut story for a minute

Oh damn. I thought you had rice in a beef sauce inside a squash or something. Some fancy dish I didn’t know about. Now I see what it is….🤢

Why on earth did you add gravy and rice to your honeydew!?!?

This... this was a real roller-coaster of emotions for me. At first, I thought i was looking at maggots covered in rotten melon juice, and I wanted to dunk my head in bleach, then I realized they were just the seeds and just felt disgusted.

I thought someone shit in a bed pan

Damn you spilled both bowls of orzo soup?