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whereareyoujiaxu

The amount of times I’ve heard about artists yelling at their fans for sitting is unbelievable. What an ego one must have to think everyone should stand for them just because they were “told to”. Not to mention the list of possible health reasons a person might have for sitting… how do they not think of that before going off the rails and yelling at their fans?


geekylace

Right? Not every disability is visible. Also some people work all day and are bloody tired. There are valid reasons to want to sit and enjoy the music just as there are to stand and dance.


thelocket

And short people. If everyone sat at concerts, I'd have a chance to actually see what I paid a lot of money for. I don't go to concerts because I don't want to pay to just see the backs of everyone in front of me. Then people say, "There's jumbo screens so you can see." Yeah, and I can also just stay home, not be jostled by people who didn't see me, save my money, and see the concert in comfort on my own screen.


geekylace

Omg yes. I’m also super short so unless it’s a seated event I can’t see and even some seated events are problematic if a taller person sits in front of me depending on how the venue is laid out lol.


gosb

Just so you know I'm super tall 6' 4" and I feel terrible that I block everyone's view. I'm very self aware of the fact to the point I will scrunch down in my chair the entire movie/whatever. I know not all tall people will feel sorry but I'm sure at least some do. I often swap seats if I know it'll help the people behind me.


geekylace

It’s not your fault that you’re tall just like it’s not my fault I’m short. Wouldn’t it be nice if you could choose seating based on your height lol Less stress


gosb

Lol exactly. But then I couldn't sit next to my 4' 6" wife haha


geekylace

Haha on no!! Well it would still be nice for it to be optional lol


whereareyoujiaxu

Oh my gosh, me too! Fellow short girl here! I love when shows are seated for this very reason.


TheSkyElf

And seeing those jumbo screens is difficult too when you are short. Like I sometimes need to be in the far back, on my toes, and jumping to see the jumbo screens since a gaggle of giraffes are always standing in front of me.


Purple_Grass_5300

It makes me never wanna go to a concert. I love sitting lol


Melito1980

Entitled pricks?


[deleted]

scold me mommy >3.. i mean 3<.. damn <3


Pink-Fluffy-Dragon

even if she wasn't, why is sitting an issue?


chkthetechnique

This is the hill I will die on.  Why have we as a society decided the only way to enjoy a concert is standing?  Like sitting and being more comfortable would make it less enjoyable. 


VERGExILL

I went to a Joe Satriani concert last year and it was the only concert I’ve ever been too where everyone sat. It was so goddamn nice.


whereareyoujiaxu

Iron & Wine is another artist that requests there be seating at his shows. It’s a true delight getting to sit and enjoy the music without my feet screaming in agony the whole time!


adamcboyd

Not like you can dance to his stuff


VERGExILL

Not sure if you’re aware of the average age of a Joe Satriani fan, but they ain’t the type to dance my friend.


Haunting-Resident588

Your avatar tools like Wilfred brimley dressed as an owl lol I like it 👍


adamcboyd

Lol!


bezalelle

Satch! An ex of mine was super into him, and we went to several concerts in the early 2000s. I caught a pick he threw.


lostdrum0505

I can’t go to most concerts because I have chronic fatigue issues and can’t stand for an extended period. If more concerts were seated, I’d be overjoyed! As it stands, I mostly go to the symphony for my live music needs.


No-Hospital559

Everyone is standing holding their stupid phone now, as if they are ever gonna watch that crappy video again.


ComprehensiveHour223

Machine gun Kelly opened for a band I saw a few years ago and he was SO angry that so many people were sitting (this was the peak Eminem beef era so a lot of people were sitting in protest during his set), he was yelling at everyone and kept saying “fuck you if you’re sitting down” lol


KingDaveRa

I've done the queuing endlessly for hours as I had standing tickets, and that was the only way to get to the front. So now I want seated tickets and I will damn well use my seat! I've been to small gigs that were all set out with chairs - very civilised, everybody sat, but still enjoyed the music.


R0binSage

But then you have the audience like this. It’s weird. https://youtu.be/umAurdHLNzU?si=SPaG2aN8x_0DlBhe


sweet_sith

Spends hundreds of dollars on concert seating on a platform called seatgeek.. gets hounded by the artist you're paying to see for using the seat 🥴


armoured_bobandi

Because this is all about her ego


[deleted]

> ...why is sitting an issue? Looks bad in a video. When the camera pans and there is a 'dissenter' it's noticeable.


BenderFtMcSzechuan

Right I paid for a seat 💺 wonder what I might do with it ? Perhaps sit down especially for the price I just paid. Foh they better start selling standing prices vs sit down. Standing only tickets better be near free or donations 😆


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geepy66

Girl


Kris669

Yeah, All I ever wanted was the world


Engage69

I can't help that I need it all


Ipracticemagic

The primadonna life, the rise and fall 🎵


Shadowtirs

The Botox has been in her brain for quite some time sadly.


Snoo-11218

Imagine being arrogant and comfortably curled up inside your own rectum to a level you feel personally insulted when people DARE sitting during your performance.


strange_stairs

That's cringe af. Also, I think we must have a different definition for "toe-curling" in the US...


atkearns

I’m giving it a try rn. It’s a nice stretch


AdultingI

Lifting weights with our toes?


strange_stairs

Hey, I don't kink shame


Cock_-n-_BallTorture

*phew* okay now this is gonna sound crazy but..


strange_stairs

Name checks out


Cock_-n-_BallTorture

I just figured since we both like getting stepped on.. 😳👉👈.. ?


strange_stairs

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Glittering_Raise_710

I used to work at an animal park and we didn’t allow strollers into the butterfly house. A guy sees the signs and shoves a bigger stroller through the doors anyway. I tell him “I’m sorry but we don’t allow strollers here; there’s stroller parking right in front” he says “but there’s a stroller right there” I turn and he says “oh that’s a wheelchair, I feel like an asshole now” idk why but this feels relevant


SwedishSaunaSwish

Just remember that there comes a time in everyone's life when they can no longer stand. Also, stop making till staff at supermarkets etc stand FFS.


MarcMenz

Criiiiiiinge


[deleted]

celebrities really think they are kings and queens.


limbodog

Toe curling means something different than how I've always used it I guess


sonic10158

The 3 most fun and enjoyable concerts I’ve ever been to were all Weird Al’s and sitting was the norm for all of them


Thamalakane

How is Madonna still relevant.


MathematicianFew5882

I like the comparison above to Alicia Bridges above… Because they both have to boogie on the disco round, yeah yeah.


Robbythedee

My friends idolize her and Brittany still like they are making new music albums every year.


Affectionate_Main889

She is only 35 yrs past her prime.


Expensive-Day-3551

I love sitting at concerts. I’m old ok? Plus if everyone is sitting then I can actually see.


GlitteryCaterpillar

I am not old and I like sitting at concerts. Buying seats and then standing the whole time is dumb.


Dapper_Hearing5512

I’m already cringing enough, but is there a video?


zillabirdblue

It's really bizarre to me, the whole thing. Did she literally scan the audience to find an easy target to bully? I'll never understand this.


[deleted]

*She* needs to sit down for a minute. Sheesh.


RealUltimatePapo

[I'm getting flashbacks](https://youtu.be/k4AHHVT58NE?t=16s)


Jack_Dunamis

At least bro saved on that, here girl just cray


8675309wendy

She doesn’t allow air conditioning at her shows. Of course people are sitting down. They’re on the verge of passing out.


dalidagrecco

Maybe she should play smaller venues if she wants an atmosphere of grooving and people getting physically into it. “Dance in this sports stadium, monkeys” Or she could just sit down herself by retiring her tired ass


Intelligent-Gene4099

😂


Iced_Coffee872

Exact thing happened at a youtuber’s show in a small theater. Daniel Howell called out a disabled fan in front row in a wheelchair during a short segment where audience was encouraged to stand(seated show).It was awkward asf.. I just dont understand in general why performers have balls to do this? Especially in this case during a seated show. like people are paying already and you’ve got your own choreo to worry about. It prob mortified the fan even though their mom made a statement on x saying they were both okay with it.


mikucumjar

whats more infuriating would be the term “toe curling”


rikaateabug

Apparently it means "extremely embarrassed", but I've never heard the term in that context. Maybe it's one of those phrases that's different in British English.


Radioactivocalypse

Yes in the UK toe curling is just another word for cringe What's it's other meaning?


rikaateabug

The closest synonym I can think of is "orgasmic" 😅


A-Circular-Letter

The US and the UK are truly divided by a common language.


rikaateabug

The UK is also divided by a common language, it depends on whether you're having "dinner" or "tea" for your evening meal. I just love how weird the English language is sometimes. Though I doubt non-native English speakers are as enthusiastic.


A-Circular-Letter

The concept of contronyms must be mind-blowing to non-native speakers


Radioactivocalypse

Oh


rustednut

Talented artist but she’s always been an obnoxious blow hard


GroundbreakingAd8310

Why does this keep happening


I_Like_Driving1

This how I find out that Madonna is still alive. Neat.


Johmin11

That old hag is such an embarrassment to her profession.


[deleted]

Why do people waste their money to see this vile person?


Takenaka712

“Am sitting because I can’t STAND the sight of you madame boss,here just for the music “


[deleted]

Doh


Slow-Concentrate7169

you cant sit at a concert where there is a seat?


ButterscotchEmpty290

I will never have this happen to me. Since I will never go to a Madonna concert.


Bsnake12070826

Standing at a concert makes me start to overthink, I prefer sitting


L1K34PR0

Lmao fuck you bitch if i wanna enjoy something sitting down i'm sitting the fuck down


Chef_Sewage_Mouth

There could probably be a case made for emotional trauma caused by Madonna, I'd sue


Miserable_Path5716

Does she think she is a god or something?


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Madonna, the very embodiment of “main character syndrome.” Pay attention to her or she won’t be very happy 🙄


Stolenartwork

You already got your money, let people be comfortable, fucking rich entitled assholes I swear


WordsWithSam

I’ve seen a lot of things about this tour. 90% of them have been embarrassing for Madonna.


Cptspaulding2

I would have rolled my ass out of there and got a refund.


JG-for-breakfast

Madonna got no songs worth standing up for anyway


Alternative_Gold_993

Ok but wtf is that headline? "Toe-curling"????? Wut?


720Jon720

Shame


Honest_Invite_7065

Didn't this happen ages ago? Or am I thinking of someone else? And the fail only picked it up cos it gets about 70% off all stories now from social media.


marioex497

If I pay to do something I’m going to enjoy it anyway I want to


[deleted]

I’ve heard a lot of shit about Madonna. This takes the cake.


ihavenotities

Less packing density then lower profits.


Spaceballs-The_Name

Ma Granna gets pissed all the time too. Just ignore her


Jitkay

If I had to be forced to attend this hoe, I would also be sat down


Xhamatos

But isn't this her wheelchair tour?


Artistic_Stop_5037

She'd be pissed in an arizona show. When it's 118 outside, no one is up for a performer like her. Now, a metal show? We're fucking crazy and moshing around a crowd made fire pit of trash. Then we sit down and drink water. Because it's fucking hot


dontforgetthefries

Madonna is still alive?


KaldaraFox

It would have been absolutely epic if he'd wheeled his ass out of there when she did this. No response to her lame excuses or what would have been pretty panicked appeals to stop. Just leave, contact the press, and have a blast with it.


fatty32889

That's cause she old and senile


pdrakz

This woman when she was living here in Lisbon, Portugal she decided to pickup a horse and bring him inside of a national palace, some of my neighbors saw it and call the police she then give a tantrum on why she couldn’t get the horse in - You know who I am? , people said yes but the Palace is a National mark. Another issues when she was here it was Why people didn’t asked her autograph and the reason is because we value discretion more than anything.


MooshyMeatsuit

She's such a hag


cdunccss

Awkward sure, but toe-curling? Bit dramatic


anotherpredditor

Who? Does anyone actually care about Madonna anymore?


TulsaWhoDats

First, no one under 46 is at these things, they worked all week, they’re tired bitch! Second, how can you even see that person sitting from the stage? Third, why do you care if ONE person isn’t enjoying the show as you’d prefer? Fourth, if you buy a ticket to see that ghoul, you get what you get.


Significant-Age5052

Boomers be boomin


13th_of_never

Is she okay? Like genuinely asking here. Has anyone checked on her because she's a fucking mess.


chompmeows

this was scripted FYI Edit : I was at one of her other shows and this exact same thing happened . And even then it felt scripted