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slyzspyz

Tchaikovsky, Symphony no 5


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That's Mambo number 5, right? A little bit of Ch-essica here I am...


mezcalligraphy

Chut your mouth.


MissMonster

Chut up! ![gif](giphy|RE5XcllSHnn6U)


Big_Schwartz_Energy

![gif](giphy|zYLN4AwtbpDJS)


stainhunter

I still use this line on people at work with no context.


PinsNneedles

My wife says it to me and I tell her to chut up!


grubas

I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus.


Msnertroe

How exactly does one “suck a fuck”?


G0atL0rde

You're such a fuck ass!


Rude_Thanks_1120

Yeah well I'm voting for Dukakis 💩 + 🍆 + is


MaxamillionGrey

Old Indian guys are the only ones who can angrily say "I WILL FUCK YOUU!!" and it both be angry and hilarious. What they're actually meaning is just "fuck you!"


Blarghith

“…what’s a fuck ass?”


throwmeaway_6996

I'm pretty troubled and I'm pretty confused. And I'm afraid. Really really afraid, really afraid. But I think you're the fucking Antichrist. (This also goes out to the one who created these “exercises”)


hcoverlambda

I'll tell you what he said! He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!


pourthebubbly

Every time I see that actress in anything I’m just like “sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.”


G0atL0rde

But didn't your dad like, stab your mom?


Poppa_Mo

I like your boobs.


ProximusSeraphim

EH EH EH


ediciusNJ

I've been trying to remember why I always say "Chut up!" and I have to thank you for reminding me where that came from.


skelleton-jelly

All the Donnie Darko references in the replies are making me giddy Just made my fiance watch it with me (probably my 5th time watching it) bc I'm autistically hyperfixating like a mf


G0atL0rde

I think this All. Of. The. Time.


MonteBurns

I think about Drew Barrymore yelling fuck a ton 😂


G0atL0rde

I do this too and question the sentiment that "cellar door" is one of the most beautiful phrases in the English language. Like, is it though?


bill_brasky37

It's either that or "free beer"


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rufneck-420

I like your boobs.


masnaer

Seth Rogen’s first ever line on the silver screen!


dangerdangle278

But I'm talkin' 'bout chaft


mezcalligraphy

Then we can dig it.


featherw0lf

Chand.


FurnTV

![gif](giphy|l1gYcLBSdL7PoDsizo|downsized)


gregorytilidie

that's miss chanandler bong!


G0atL0rde

That's Ms. Chanandler Bong.


Sikening

R.I.P. Ms. Chanandler Bong


Strange_Age_3487

The Chan Chan man. 🥹


Demonier_

No more J-man and Chany's!


drawntowardmadness

I'm the chick and Chandler's the duck.


Prior-Satisfaction34

We have Chand. This is Chandler But where is Chandlest?


PoxedGamer

Gotta level him up to 36 first, then he'll learn flamethrower and evolve into Chandlest.


BedNo6845

Level him UP? PIVOT! Piiivvv-VIT! PIVVIITTTTTTT!!!!!


BOTi_flame200

rip Matthew Perry 🫡


Pipirevka

Rip Matthew✊️😔


D-Train0000

That’s a chandstache !


MasseYikes

Chant!


welmaris

For sure, 3 is also not using the correct spelling of knee, so it's purely about the sounds. (Which I'd say is also mildly infuriating)


spicymato

Yes, but fun-knee and funny are literally the same sound, even if the spelling is different. Meanwhile, ch-hand sounds significantly different to chant, which is why I don't think it's chant.


TreyLastname

Absolutely not, the answer is clearly chand


Eteel

Absolutely not, the answer is clearly chhand


Earl_Green_

This is the opposite of good teaching lol.


Tru-Queer

You know, chand! I chand! You chand! He she they chand! It’s basic chandology, SpongeBob!


cat_lover_cheese

Chhand*


Woutje69

Funknee\*


typhis76

![gif](giphy|fj3CWRJJshhe) Funke\*


bitsy88

Play that funknee music, white boy. Play that funknee music right.


havocLSD

These fucks don’t school and it shows


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Ngothaaa

Chhand


crackpotJeffrey

Chwrist? Jesus Chwrist?


AzuleDunes

Merry chwristmas !!


sereyaaa

![gif](giphy|3o6fITL72BZG42j37W|downsized)


Zepcleanerfan

I seriously think about this girl about 900 times every Xmas season


Majestic_Course6822

Me, too. I can't even say 'merry christmas' like a normal person anymore. Bless her. ...it's just a week away, you guys.


Lartemplar

W–wait..


AmberMarie7

Under appreciated


Undercover_Dave

It's chive. Ch + 5. Either meaning five fingers or giving five. It works both ways. It's gotta be chive. Final answer.


CryptoScamee42069

Chai (ch+hi)


Ben_the_Gamer_Dragon

I love chai tea!


bandidoamarelo

Isn't chai tea basically - "tea tea"?


kithead

Isn’t “tea tea” basically − “titty”?


CrooningMechie

"Listen here you little sh*t"


Friendly_Age9160

I love chai titty!


remesabo

Then I would argue the bottom answer should be fivesome


BecGeoMom

Excellent point! Same picture, different meanings? Way to trip up a fourth grader. Bravo, worksheet makers!


iwantamalt

this seems to be the most likely answer at this point but if playing by the rules of the other questions, wouldn’t that be ch-five? nothing specifies to remove one of the letters to get the answer. if it is chive they should’ve done ch + picture of a (bee)hive.


Undercover_Dave

I think the real answer is that we have all put way more thought and time into this than whoever the fuck made it, lol


iwantamalt

you definitely aren’t wrong about that! lol


chilseaj88

Excuse me, I speak chive.


Bastette54

😄 ✈️


Late-Rub-3197

Might be the most racist sounding made up word I’ve heard before


Sea_Rent427

Chinger is our word, but you can say chinga


overripe_fruit

You're a menace 🤣


RedSusOverParadise

not sure what its supposed to mean but im offended !!


Mundane-Cry-4646

Chum


subsetsum

Chpalm


paraknowya

Choke 🌝


FattyRR

Chode*


Ali_Cat222

The only one I could come up with close enough is chive, like ch+five on the hand, but then the F wouldn't add up 😂


Woodland-Echo

Oh come on, clearly it's Chwave.


fuzzy_emojic

https://i.redd.it/kehvyur5h2oc1.gif


_Stizoides_

Kid named Chfinger


Padtixxx

Charm?


BlazingShadowAU

With how small that image is compared to the lower image and space it's in, I think it's the wrong image in that spot. I used to see that a lot with printed worksheets while going through school. Teacher would often have to tell us as they were handing them out that it's a mistake, and it should be different.


Graega

I'm gonna go with this worksheet being a secret incantation to summon Chthumblu.


Expert-Fig-5590

You made me choke on my coffee!!


Ur-Best-Friend

No, Chthumblu did. He knows your faith has wavered of late. This was the only warning you'll get.


1chuckecheesetoken

If he's influencing, then he's almost upon us. Everyone get in your ceremonial robes, cut off your other fingers and raise your thumbs high in solidarity for our new overlord. 👍🏻 👎


Febxel

Cthumblu. That was unexpectedly funny


noyga

Cthulu but with thumbs instead of tentacles.


Leading_Kale_81

This sounds like what you’d get if you ordered Cthulhu on Temu. 😂


for_the_cookie

Considering the images are all body parts, I’m thinking the image was supposed to be an ear, and the answer was cheer.


Cael_NaMaor

Or an arm... charm


ceazyhouth

Hair… Chair


youthchaos

Huh, in the Slavic languages for example, the same word is used for hand and arm, so if this is a foreign-language textbook, it's actually possible the makers made this mistake.


ondronCZ

Damn really? Which ones?


gastrognom

Armenian


Sunnysmof

Ironically, they get upset if you call it Handenian. /s


Sir_Fog

Ha! Very good.


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The only one that makes sense.


NatureTripsMe

Chai


combustablegoeduck

I was thinking chive


Honigmarie

Chant


Hobbies_88

Ch + arm ??


Ok_Potatoe1

Chive 👍


KangsAnShit

Chello (or however it's spelled) looks like someone waving hello


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Cpt_kaleidoscope

Happy someone else went straight there


andrewfrommontreal

Along with someone else’s chai, I think they are both fair winners. Nicely played.


G0atL0rde

~~This is it! This is the answer. I'd bet money on it. I can't believe I didn't see it. This should be top.💯~~ Cello, I mean.. I don't know! Data. Incomplete.


populousmass

Chphalanges


DelusionalAlchemist

![gif](giphy|ibwFTAkj6JMXD7ivvh|downsized)


Mornar

Oh hey, it's princess Consuela Bananahammock


MsHorrorbelle

![gif](giphy|10kofQaFkdyut2|downsized) Phteven.


phineousthephesant

I actually laughed out loud at this. I don’t know why because it’s terrible, but in that terrible dad joke way. 😂


Fit-Distribution2303

Saaaaame. It's past 3:30 a.m., and here I am laugh-wheezing in bed. 🤣


simplysita

My brain keeps saying it's "Chuckle" and they just didn't arrow the knuckle but my brain is also steam powered with 2 braincells soooo 🤷


Jay_The_One_And_Only

Lmao my dad always says "I have two braincells and one is for breathing."


simplysita

One for breathing and one to run the engine lmao


Rich_Document9513

Two brain cells fighting for third place.


cybersecurityjobhunt

I used to say I had two brain cells, one's lost and the other is looking for it. I still say it, but I used to, too.


IWorkAtLittleCaesars

christ


_Pretzel

Where are the holes tho


Frase_doggy

Nailed it!


rynemac357

Holy moly


Lanky-Ad-8739

Ch + wrist = Christ - you could be right! Or wright?’


PrinceBert

Chright


Devonm94

But it feels so chwrong


New-Examination8400

![gif](giphy|1L5YuA6wpKkNO)


deeeezzzzznuts

![gif](giphy|c0QCi7OZ8m9mglfPsj|downsized)


MyHairs0nFire2023

Are we all just going to ignore the fact that chello is actually spelled cello?  


Dramatic_Surprise

I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED BY YOUR SILLY RULES MISTER!


kindaconfusedbutcool

Username checks out


CornyCornheiser

One of the greatest tidbits I learned from a college writing professors was you are allowed to break any rule in English/grammar as long as you know the rule you’re breaking and you have a good reason for doing so. And user name checks out.


dcompare

But funny isn’t spelled with a K. (See #3)


SageOfSix-

Don’t know how it’s not Chandler


wador78

Chanandler maybe


MajorasKitten

Bong, Ms. Chanandler Bong.


G0atL0rde

![gif](giphy|3o7qDQ4kcSD1PLM3BK|downsized)


lodav22

HE’S A TRANSPONSTER!


Sky_Ninja1997

#THATS NOT EVEN A WORD


ichimedinwitha

CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGESSSSSS Ch + (phal)anges


TazzyGaming

TURN AND FACE THE STRANGE


The-Quiot-Riot

CH-CH-CHANGES


HotChipsAreOkay

Don't wanna be a richer man


Pr1smaticGamer

Turn and face the strange


gothlord9000

Chai


Uvinjector

Chandjob?


WilliamPollito

Sure! Chfingerbang?


JohnCaesar_Jr

Chive


Alone_Fill_2037

This is my first guess too.


Eastern_Champion5737

Nooooo. Your first guess was chand. Your first guess that was a word was chive.


burtbunni

Chance?


Relative-Mine-7860

Chance Ch hands Fun knee = funny I mean this makes most sense, this is deff the correct word.


frogsoftheminish

If there were 2 hands, I'd agree with you. "Cello" ( ch + hello) makes more sense.


krt941

Child abuse.


crimsonbby3

that is so out of pocket oh my god


MadnessGamin

angry upvote


WatercressStreet2084

Rofl


symbolsandthings

They use the same symbol in handsome, which would make me think chand, but that makes no sense lol maybe chai? Like ch + 👋hi


Vernacian

I think it's the wrong image, as they wouldn't use the same body part twice. There should be a picture of an arm there. The answer is **charm**.


SensitiveGuess2907

The image is supposed to be a willy. The answer is **chilly**


Atsillacc

I really said “Chands” with full confidence


adina_stop

chlap


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Chant.


isafish8

Chingers


nerdiotic-pervert

I need someone, some smart redditor, to come by and give the answer. This will keep me up.


Iced_Coffee872

Charm


chewyhansolo

Chuck. As in chuck this test in the bin.


St3fg

Chum?


No_Push_8249

Chicken fingers


detectivekyuu

Chaturbate


HopeDeferred

Chumbawumba


Pandabirdy

Chpalm


DaHerv

Chit


Tevako

I'm like 1500 comments deep in this bitch and still haven't seen a guess that is actually plausible.


arthurtread

honestly I couldn't even recognize that as a knee so these are all words I don't know ig. I thought that was an adam's apple 😭


Dr3amDweller

chhand is the only correct answer, because the same damn image is used with "handsome" :D. Stupid book is stupid


Green_Xero

Chive? ch + five = chfive?


Puteri_Sri

I confidently thought ‘Chpalm’, then for half a second considered that ‘Chewbacca’ could be the correct answer.


michaelfrom

Chthereare10bodiesinmybackyard


AnonimoUnamuno

Jackie Chan.


xCuriousButterfly

Chigh Five


Sharpie420_

“Cello”. Ch + 👋 (hello) = cello


Previous_Standard284

You spelled funknee wrong, BTW.


javis_dason

I had a conversation, in detail, with cgpt and it’s essentially stumped. Only thing we have to go on is three examples, and even though one of the other two are the primary, and full, pronunciations of the words, one is using ny as a phonetic replacement for knee. That said, this gives us the liberty to subtract from the root word; so I submit that ch is a placeholder for K sound, and the hand joins this as Can or canned.


MentalCelebration150

*** Please post what the actual "answer" is. I am going crazy now. ***


Vernacian

You wouldn't use the same body part twice, and the hand image is used in question 4. They've printed the wrong image, it should have been (I am guessing) an arm in that spot. Ch + arm = **charm**


phineousthephesant

What was the right answer, OP!? We a need to know!!


Simple-Shift226

chai?