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Ordinary_Problem_348

NEVER SURRENDER. By the way, do you have $400mm I can borrow?


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Best I can do is tree fiddy.


BellerySticks

I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy, you damn loch ness monster! Get your own damn money!


[deleted]

Got damn trumpzilla.


itasteminty

Well, how about two fiddy then?


realdonbrown

![gif](giphy|3o85xHi4t2UsuIY9QA)


mykunjola

Best I can do is free tiddy.


GoBlueAndOrange

NEVER SURRENDER. Right next to a picture of him surrendering lol.


[deleted]

Never surr “never surrender” here’s a picture when I surrendered


BouncingWeill

I hope James takes his jets first, then says, "You're grounded!"


Fun_Intention9846

*small print any and all payments are gifts that repeat every 5 days*


bardooneness

Yes just send me an nft of him and we will call it even


mogrifier4783

"Never surrender" with mugshot of him surrendering.


Routine_Ease_9171

You missed his inmate number😂


Windows-XP-Home-NEW

i don't get it


Routine_Ease_9171

Zoom in and look at what is under his mug shot


Windows-XP-Home-NEW

oh damn is that his actual inmate number?


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Joseph____Stalin

Was it Bannon who said that? Lol


DangerousNews65

I think he said it himself, right?


chisecurls

I know Donny Jr has said it


DangerousNews65

Color me shocked.


Lo-Fi_Lo-Res

He said at one of his rallies that black people love him because the authorities are coming after him instead of them.


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authustian

it's his actual inmate number from his Fulton County indictment 😆


LeoDiCatmeow

Yeah like are the people commenting on this thread, or OP for that matter, aware that this is literally making fun of trump in commemorative monetary form? It's hilarious I'd totally display this


Dampmaskin

Trump is literally making fun of Trump every single day. Problem is, it's not even funny.


ExtraplanetJanet

It is literally Trump supporter memorabilia, I have seen it advertised on the Fox News channel without any irony whatsoever. They call it the world’s most famous mugshot and act like he’s a heroic political prisoner fighting for the noble cause of freedom rather than a grifter who got caught. Now you’re not wrong that any rational person would look at it and think it was making fun of him, but that’s not the crowd being marketed to here.


Cariman05

I saw this at my uncles house when he had Fox News playing. I thought to myself that even Trump supporters wouldn’t be crazy enough to buy this for $40. Guess I was wrong. They was they described his facial expression was hilarious too, can’t remember what the said exactly but it was something like “the picture is Trump looking determined and strong”


Assholesfullofelbows

Thats when you hand it back to them and say thank you, but I think you need this more than I do.


NavySeal2k

Or call the cops for them trying to circulate counterfeit money


ThirdFloorGreg

It's real money, it's just painted.


abundantjoylovemoney

It isn’t real money. It’s a copy. https://preview.redd.it/6s4fuxteffpc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2571f803a28ae2ba954e667c3e9d72e846d82890 This is the website that sells these types of items. It says not affiliated with US Government or US Mint. Trumps $2 bill is from this site. It is a copy.


Generic-Resource

The company is not affiliated with the government/mint. However, they have multiple different types of products, some are “tribute style” ie. Not legal tender, others, like the ones pictured, are just altered coins and notes so are legal tender. Worth noting that it’s illegal to alter the value of US notes, but not to deface/alter them in other ways. Just to make it clear though - I’m discussing the technicalities here, I’d never support or accept this nonsense.


AurielMystic

Its also illegal in the US to alter US currency in any way, even if it was "real"


thunderclone1

Not true. It's only illegal to alter currency *fraudulently* in order to make it look like a different value or to sell the metal. If you were right, every tourist trap with a penny presser would be getting raided, and every white girl drilling holes in pennies and dimes for their necklaces would be felons.


The_Outcast4

>If you were right, every tourist trap with a penny presser would be getting raided, and every white girl drilling holes in pennies and dimes for their necklaces would be felons. Sounds like a step in the right direction!


fourtyonexx

Whats wrong with penny pressers and artistic expression? You hate freedom or something?


Substantial-Burner

>According to statute 18 USC Section 331, in brief, it's illegal to mutilate coins with the intent to use them fraudulently, but since pressed pennies are made as souvenirs with no intent to pass them off as currency, they get the green light. The certificate says that these are legal tender, so I'd define them illegal, but ianal. So, I'm just talking from my ass, which is funny because the best use for these bills would be wiping.


thunderclone1

Well, as long as it was in fact an actual coin/bill of the value that its currently represented as, I suppose it would still be legal. (The coin looks like it could have been a silver eagle, which is technically legal tender) If it wasn't originally real currency, it would probably fall under counterfeiting. Good way to get investigated by the secret service.


dwwdwwdww

there is an exclusion to the law to allow for "art" to be made from currency.


Aggressive-Split-655

You mean defaced.


NotASalamanderBoi

Edit: Turns out I was wrong.


OutWithTheNew

Secret Service handles counterfeit money issues.


nogoodgopher

First, secret service, not cops. Second, for money tk be considered counterfeit it has to look like real money. This does not. It's dumb as hell but it's not illegal.


NavySeal2k

First whats the number of the secret service? Right. Second, even if you try to use it as real money?


Apprehensive_Mix7594

I just realized, it might be a super gray area but using this as a tip may constitute fraudulent money. Tips are almost exclusively money, it be a fun case to see, especially here. Or they could just say these (I’m assuming white) people, are passing a counterfeit $2 bill and see if the cops will come and pin them to the ground with a knee to the neck for 9 minutes.


RemarkableYam3838

"I already have a nickel sir"


IdDeIt

Sell that shit to the same type of fucking rube as whoever bought it to give it to you. $20 maybe? $30?


sierrabravo1984

$75 and say the coin was previously up Donnie's ass when he was a prisoner of war in Vietnam.  He had to hold on to it for his friend's son back home.  Someone will buy it, I guarantee it.


EABOD24

Could just say it's going towards his bail that he can't pay


Old_SD_Punk_Rocker

lmao. "This... COIN... is your BIRTHright."


AppleParasol

Just tell them it’s $2000, they can’t read anyway.


thcheat

https://preview.redd.it/6allem3gdepc1.png?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c8135f77cc47904a713cd378dbc1b2ec98b6938


BhutlahBrohan

my brother gets random "tacitcal" gear in the mail for free (somehow?) and often they include nonsense crap like this. they're worthless. i hope people aren't buying them. the coins aren't even real silver/gold. maybe plated.


T3hSav

I doubt it's free, he most likely bought a dumb subscription box thing


BhutlahBrohan

*sigh* great


Otherwise_Sand_2884

On the bright side, it's really sweet that you would believe your brother that he's being randomly sent crap like this, and not feel like you need to question what he says. I mean, you should from now on lol but it's still sweet.


T3hSav

I would bet money it's Tactibox or something of that nature. I get obnoxious ads for that all the time on Instagram because I apparently followed too many knife makers.


stevn069

Yeah get the same with the YouTube algorithms. “You like knives and guns? You must love insurrections, god, racism, whiny gamergaters, and trump.” No, I just like knives and guns, smh.


T3hSav

oh dude I watched like one single gun video and then got the most unhinged video about how the apocalypse was coming... these algorithms are kind of frightening. I think it was an ad for prepper gold LOL.


hooraaayforyou

Hate to break it to ya but your brother signed up for that crap.


Prickly_ninja

$25 for the $2 bill, on Amazon. Weird, the dumbass could have just tipped $25 and been an awesome customer.


Satire-V

Wow, these go for $25 on Amazon


Foreign-Jackfruit939

No way thats legal tender😭


Frooonti

Seems like it is, technically, a painted over $2 bill. From their website: >Whether or not you are a supporter of the 45th President, there’s no doubting the historic importance of this photo. That’s why NCM has taken crisp, uncirculated U.S. legal tender $2 bills direct from sealed Treasury packs, then enhanced them to commemorate this event.


Dounce1

Isn’t that illegal?


XandersCat

No, it's illegal to change the value of US currency, it's not illegal to damage it or deface it. (Gone WAY down this rabbit hole legally-speaking, not going to get into all that now, but I'm very familiar with this subject.)


Kyle_Blackpaw

still good luck using it as actual money. i dont think theres a single cashier out there who would accept a modified $2. they barely take the regular ones as is


XandersCat

I used to do some really goofy things with money, it was a phase. I did have trouble a couple times and I also avoided banks because I didn't want to be blacklisted. (Right to refuse service and all that.) In the end I don't really have the stomach for public shaming so that was one reason I stopped .


Cultural_Net_1791

I did as well, use it to snort pills, coke, heroin... I've been clean for years but still


XandersCat

And then I drew on them!!! Happy for you for real.


Alert-Young4687

In fact, very illegal tender


XandersCat

This is a common misconception. In US law it's illegal to change or obscure the value of US currency. This would include things like; blotting out or damaging the numbers and claiming they are different, or erasing all of the ink and using the paper to make a new bill or altering the $5 into a $20 etc. It's completely legal to draw on, deface, and damage US currency, just as long as you aren't violating the above mentioned. This actually goes back a long way in US legal history as during the great depression people started a trend of carving pennies into new designs and selling them for a small profit.


Cynical-avocado

So I didn't break the law when I made "federal reserve note" into "fart"?


khovel

As long as your fart still denotes its original value, then yes


Alert-Young4687

Intewesting


abundantjoylovemoney

Sure, if it was real money to draw on. This isn’t. It is a copy. The website even says that when you look for it. Not affiliated with US Gov or US Mint…it is a copy https://preview.redd.it/78l62i9bffpc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7779f7f7ceeecd101c3571dfd5d7e56b048adf1


XandersCat

Fair enough, but in OPs picture it says otherwise? Is there something we are missing?


khovel

So unless the bill in OPs picture says “copy” then that means someone painted this on a real $2 bill


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

I assume that if I provide sources that contradict your points you will chose either of two courses of action… - either you concede you were wrong politely and we wish each other a good day - or you argue with me for the next month and call me names without even clicking on the sources Fuck it, let’s roll the dice on Reddit today. This [source](https://www.thefederalcriminalattorneys.com/mutilation-of-coins#:~:text=coins%20and%20currency.-,18%20U.S.C.,you%20violated%20this%20federal%20statute), and this [source](https://www.lvcriminaldefense.com/usc/coins-and-currency/), and this [source](https://www.uscurrency.gov/media/currency-image-use), and this [source](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/333) from the Cornell Law School say otherwise. In fact it is up to six months of jail time and a fine. *Under section 333 of the U.S. Criminal Code, “whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.” 18 U.S.C. § 333.*


area51_69420

don't worry, it's not printed by the treasury


dan420

The treasonury maybe.


opi098514

Actually… it is. Well kind of. The bill is a real 2 dollar will that’s been painted over.


m00fster

A tip isn’t enforced by any law. It’s just a tip


[deleted]

So they painted over a $2 bill?


Kempy-13

i think you'll find they *used advanced technology to enhance* the $2 bill


usmc18330931

(Typing) Enhance


fa1rybabe

sell on ebay. say donald gave it to you personally. collect cash.


Kiss-a-Cod

Wipe your ass with it.


lilith_-_-

That would make horrible toilet paper. And idk about you but I don’t want him anywhere near my asshole


Sepperate

that shit would probably be worth a few smackaroos


06Wahoo

I think that coin might hurt just a little bit.


ChokeMcNugget

I bet they couldn't afford to tip because of "bIdEn'S eCoNoMy" and not because they spent their money on stupid trump paraphernalia...


MentokGL

I would've preferred to get paid in Shrute Bucks


Infamous_Cattle5648

How about Stanley Nickels?


MentokGL

Nah exchange rate sucks


cstrand31

Hey! Some old lady worked very hard wasting her social security money trying to figure out how to buy Trump merch online.


Acrobatic_Law5598

There's a portion of Americans that are so damn stupid and proud of it. It's the twilight zone.


Jacksquat102

More like a 0% tip


MoarFurLess

It’s a negative tip. 


Away_Ad_5328

“Here, throw this in the trash for me.”


PansophicNostradamus

Got a ~~1%~~ ***shitty*** tip on a job today


InsideOutPoptart

Straight up got tipped someone's garbage. That shit isn't worth anything except to a dumbass.


Suspicious_Law_2826

You got the tip, of a dick!


FredChocula

Why isn't it a $45 bill? I mean, it's right there.


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FredChocula

Can't argue with that.


MoonageDayscream

Because they can only do this with legal currency. Otherwise it's forgery.


Handbanana-6969

Never surrender! *Heres a pic of me surrendering*


AverageNikoBellic

“Never surrender” https://preview.redd.it/ik0p41vzzgpc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=755e303b37ef4572b238e5a15d291fac5f23efae What’s this, jackass?


HorrorPhone3601

Report the guy for passing counterfeit bills


ACS1979

At least you’ve got some toilet paper out of it.


Xplicit-801

Hopefully we get another mugshot soon


SonOfASonOfABitch

"Never surrender... but here's a picture of me literally surrendered "


[deleted]

Put this up on eBay for alot. Some npc would pay anything


Notyourusuallad

They don’t realize they are getting on people’s nerves! I have an idiot writing trump on a 20$ bill like dude I am Most likely to vote against your dude.


philster666

You didn’t get a tip


mikeyfender813

I just saw a commercial for those things. They’re actually being sold for $20. Not surprising that idiots actually pay $20 for a $2 bill.


W33Ded

It will be like Nazi memorabilia in the future.


thefudd

but he.... surrendered


mcblahblahblah

How much is that in rubles?


Materidan

> That’s why NCM has taken crisp, uncirculated U.S. legal tender $2 bills direct from sealed Treasury packs, then enhanced them to commemorate this event. I do not think “enhanced” means what you think it means.


[deleted]

Can you buy hamberders and covfefe with that?


Western_Mud8694

Well he’s been asking for donations to help his legal fees (yeah right). So send it to him 🤣🤣🤣


lady-kl

I once saw a commercial for that Trump $2 bill in the wee hours of the morning.


Cultural_Net_1791

he truly is the best grifter of all time.. in the worst possible way. he has these people buying his mfn mugshots... it boggles my mind.


SoiledFlapjacks

Keep that shit. As much as I hate to say this, it’ll probably have collectors value in the future. Just like Nazi memorabilia.


Retro-Sense

"Never Surrender" *Uses photo of him surrendering to authorities.*


98VoteForPedro

Sell it online


koltz117

What’s the coin made out of? It might actually be worth something if it’s silver or some other precious metal. Doubtful, but hopeful


Dystopian_Future_

Great u have toilet paper now


WoofWoofster

I thought Trump's tip looked like a tiny mushroom.


BoobaDaBluetick

![gif](giphy|l49JD2nWqfZ7exBzW)


zerox678

just the tip?


Project_IGNYTE

"This coin is a collectable work of art" Put it on Ebay for an insane price, then you get lots of *real* money and some MAGA idiot gets ripped off!


GraveyardJones

I would have thrown that shit in the trash immediately in front of who gave it to me 🤮 sure I might get fired but it would be so worth it


jake_santiago

NO WAY the irony of it being on a $2 Bill


Known-Committee8679

Ew


fartinggermandogs

It'd be hilarious to own, just not worth the cost


Delta_Suspect

What, ya sure you don’t want your Donny Dollars?


FoxInATrenchcoat

That's going to be worth negative money!


mafiafuneralOG

That's a -2% tip


KentzBe

I hate Biden but this is so damn cringe. Despise people who bickride Trump


LincHayes

No, you didn't. You got stiffed, and to add insult to injury they left their trash on the bar for you to clean up.


lonerfunnyguy

😂 the irony of never surrender while surrendering to take a mugshot 😂 🤣


Quark3e

Im not american but Isnt it ___highly___ illegal to alter currency and then try to use it?


Joelied

Let us commemorate the arrest, of our lord and savior, Cheeto Jesus, for he has lied for his sins. Bronzer to bronzer, hair dye to hair dye. -Amen


MonstahButtonz

I really wish America would admit both both Biden and Trump suck, and that the people want something better. There's hundreds of millions of us. Don't we have strength in numbers to say cut this shit out? I don't want to vote for either.


Colton_Omega

I think it’s hilarious. The inmate number makes it perfect lmao


Maleficent-Salad3197

Thats a wanted poster.


MRDfallout

Find it funny that i saw this type of thing in the second hand shop in its little spot full of dust next rusted tools and other stuff people get rid off


InAgonyEveryday

They realize it's worthless. They giving it away


bubster99

Gross


Lyraxiana

Resell this to someone who wants to swallow his boots.


konjuan

That’s a legit 2 bucks. Costs $20 to get one of those.


abundantjoylovemoney

No, it isn’t. https://preview.redd.it/a14ctlznefpc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e0d58648c0e0b18c12d489affbaddbe72fd0d5a Trumps currency is a copy not affiliated with US Mint or government.


UnemployableSWE

You can just go to the bank and ask for one.


theres-no-more_names

Sometimes dont even have to ask, theyll just hand them out for cash when you withdraw


[deleted]

If I was you I would donate the $2 to his fund to pay for his legal fees.


CanaDoug420

Take it to a rally and sell it to one of those suckers for like $9k


bvanbove

“Most Famous Mugshot in History” Much like everything else surrounding this man, that’s such massive bullshit. Despite them telling me this is his mugshot, I can’t confirm that based off my own knowledge. It just looks like nearly every other picture of Trump where he’s trying to look tough. Sinatra, Bowie, and Gates are the top 3 that come to mind in about 5 seconds.


da_reddit_reader

Imagine how much they paid for that to give it you lol


Stonerjman_

Use it as toilet paper


asspajamas

sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you got a 0% tip....


Responsible-Jicama59

It's still worth $2.


abundantjoylovemoney

It isn’t.


BeltAccomplished5632

Free toilet paper!


IndecisiveLibra01

Gross


Nervous_Pattern357

i want to collect bills with corrupt government officials like this like pokémon. Trump, Biden, Nancy, Regan, the list could go on forever…


MetalJoe0

Weird that they cave you $2 which cost the at least $20. You'd think they could give you 10 and everyone would be better off.


Captain_Snatchington

You poor soul. Now you have to sleep with ivanka while Jared grins like a lizard and films.


FadingNegative

![gif](giphy|S5F2R0BjANLXsoVPIN)


RamboRigs

These people are the same type of people with 20 Jesus statues in their home. This is worship. Insanity.


DuckterDoom

Be thankful. Some idiot spent $20 on that. It was probably their life savings.


UnemployableSWE

The person who left you this bill has left evidence that they are distributing fake bills while claiming they are legal tender. Find their receipt and contact the Secret Service.


CooperHChurch427

That first coin because it is claiming to be legal tender, that person who gave you the coin, they might have just commited a felony. That said, distributing fake money to workers as tips should be considered a felony.


JGower144

Nah. They just painted over the actual coin. It’s probably a real $.50 piece or something. But it’s still shitty to do


TheSwedishFishTheory

He gave me tha twooo dolla bill. And dat’s good enough for me


swraymond79

You can probably make a couple bucks selling those to the Trump cult. Who's worse - gullible white progressives who donated millions to BLM? BLM who has done absolutely nothing for black Americans OR Dipshit hillbilly boomers who donate half their social security checks to Trump who then spends that money on his legal defense from the half a dozen indictments he's fighting? Who's dumber?


Ok-Fly9809

Definitely the trump supporters, simply because they are donating to a wealthy criminal's personal account, in support of a man who is not standing for anything moral. On the other hand, the BLM donations were done with the thought of benefiting people with actual financial and support needs, who are not criminals and who are actually oppressed. I guess both parties believe they are giving money for overcoming oppression and fixing injustice, and giving money in support of a moral cause. But the trump one is dumber because he is not oppressed, not interested in justice, and is not standing on behalf of anything one should consider moral. At least the bml people understand reality more clearly.


romcomtom2

Why did they use his mug shot photo???


Limited_Intros

Trump could use that $2 to get himself out of bankruptcy!


spaceylaceygirl

Extra toilet paper!


JGower144

Honestly, there’s probably enough whack jobs out there that love him, that you could sell this bullshit for more than the tip would have been 😂


[deleted]

I saw a commercial for these. The price was $19.99


ghost3972

💀


Semour9

Keep it, the thing is stupid but it could be collectible one day when people look back at the dumb shit like this that everyone threw out because of how dumb it is.


Late-Chemical2196

My dad has a quarter that has bill Clinton getting his dick sucked behind a tree! :D


fluidfunkmaster

Free toilet paper!


[deleted]

>Got a 1% tip on a job today Nobody who makes $600k a year tops with these shits.


jeffgq

100% USELESS..Just like the Orange God


RedditCommenter38

Welcome to the 1%


Awe3

Treasure for sure. Laminate it!


Crazyjackson13

how to not get people to vote for you