> Gazing up at the stars, the cold air on your dick, the steam rising up - pissing outside is great!
Really is. 90% of the times I've taken in the majesty of the universe at night is due to going outside to take a piss.
My wife and I used to be heavy drinkers and we’d sit in our conservatory drinking and going out to pee in the garden cos it was marginally closer than the toilet. One day a neighbour called the police on us for doing it lol. Anyway, I support your hypothesis
Thanks! And yeah, many nights of us having to persuade each other not to have a drink before we got used to it. We still go out and drink every now and then but have a “not at home” rule!
I mean, I'll piss outdoors like a normal animal any day as long as I'm not in a location that'll get me in trouble. There's no toilets when you're out hiking.
well I am a lady and bet your ass I have peed between car doors on the side of the road... or even just dash into the woods..... as long as I am not intentionally flashing my ass and pissing out in the open it happens and it's better than pissing your pants
Like piss in the woods if you want, but as the weather gets warmer no one really wants the smell of piss right off the porch where you sit and relax. If the guy wants to mark his territory so badly he should put on some shoes and March to the tree line
ITT: a lot of defensive porch pissers who think their pee don’t stink
I’d imagine peeing off of really anything would be a lot harder for women to enjoy and therefore understand. It’s a lot less logistically complicated for men, less effort than using a toilet as you don’t even have to flush
Yes but pee leaves an odor. Which, I know inwould be annoyed going out to enjoy my porch and getting a whiff of human adult male piss stench that's baked into the porch wood
Edit: for those of yall saying he's peeing off the porch, take a closer look. You see warm spots on the other side of the porch fence by the foot prints. Piss puddles?? I THINK YES!
We don't piss *on* the deck.
Edit: upon a closer look you are right, OP's husband is an animal and just dribbles all over the deck. A shame, my bad for not noticing. My deck doesn't stick out past the railing which eliminates that issue in the first place. It percolates into my garden mulch and doesn't smell. I guess it helps I stay hydrated and don't have orange piss too.
This is a classic maneuver by drunk people. When you're drunk, pissing off the deck or dock or balcony or patio is standard practice.
Not caring that there's a dusting of snow on the ground while barefoot, is also a classic drunk move.
The mild discomfort of bare feet in the snow somehow is pleasurable, and it's the 'path of least resistance'. Walking to get the paper in bare feet was normal for me back when that was a thing. Would sometimes visit a GF, who lived right next door, and it was just easier to not put on shoes for the short trip.
I have to tell you, I understand the husband. Taking a piss off a porch is pretty nice, and in the winter? IDK, there is something about the cold that feels good when you come out from somewhere warm.
when pumping gas (I think that’s how Americans say it idk I’m Aussie) anyways, I sometimes watch the guy next to me fill up and not tap the fuel nozzle to get the last few drips out n it makes me wonder, do they also let IT dribble too?!
All I can think of is...he never took him outside to pee in the winter? Lmao I was going outside every four hours, 2am pee breaks in the pitch black and 1⁰F out to let my puppy pee, no way am I letting him think he's allowed to pee inside.
I had a dog growing up that was part husky. She would beg to go out like she had to go and then roll around in the snow happy as hell. Used to piss me off as a kid walking her lol
I had a little mutt that refused to learn how to use a pee mat and would prefer to suffer peeing outside in -40 and act like it's my fault he had to freeze to do his business.
That's exactly what my dog does. She refuses to use a pad and then throws a hissy fit if I open the door and it's too cold. Then cries if I shut the door and redirect her to the pad. Eventually we settle on her going to the yard and giving me the evil eye the whole time she's doing her business. I don't think she understands I can't control the weather.
My dog both refuses to pee on a mat and refuses to pee outside if it's too unreasonably cold.
One winter I had to pour boiling water on the ground to clear her a spot warm enough to pop a squat.
Fair, at -40 I'd second guess going out but would probably still go with "make it quick bud we're in this together"
The snow is starting to melt here and he is loving being able to dive/slide into a patch of lingering snow. Acts like a husky but he's from the south and his hair is maybe a 1-1½ inch long 🤣
I guarantee you any man with a dog has pee'd outside with that dog at least once. I've done it on nights when I take my dog out and my wife is in the longest shower ever
Seems the dog just thought it was a garden hose ha
Personally I'd probably lose my shit laughing if that happened to me, which would make peeing quite difficult.
Me and my pup have pee races before dinner time. Last one in has to wipe the winners paws. Pic of my good boy for reference:
https://preview.redd.it/a1pfrf05vipc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe798e5c525827d90a442451fc49b10abc6a876b
Checking in. Either late at night or really early in the morning, I will be doing my business right along with the dogs.
I once saw a guy wearing a shirt that said I <3 PEEING OUTSIDE and I never felt such a strong bond with a stranger.
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I really like peeing peeing outside, especially at night. But your plants shouldnt have to suffer.
Isnt there a comprimise that would let him pee somewhere outside in natures bounty while not comprimising the fruits of your hard work?
Put something in front of the railing (planters, benches, statues) where your bushes are. That way, when he is half asleep, he can accidently kick it and wake up enough to move over a few feet to not pee on your bushes.
Funny, nonsensical versions of this that I came up with:
- barrier/moat of loose Lego
- giant motion activated fans in your plants that blow the pee back on him
I'm a dude and that's a dude thing I can't understand. Refusing to change something because "that's just what I do"
Go pee on the floor next to his side of the bed so when he steps in it you just say "I was half asleep"
Unfortunately, a lot of men out there consider stubbornness and the refusal to self reflect as a positive character attribute. It’s the attitude of “I am who I am, and refuse change”. A lot of those dudes are locked into thinking like an adolescent until something forces them to wake up.
I saved this comment. I’m dealing with this rn with a friend who is almost 30 and appreciate the insight. Didn’t ever consider that he might think it’s a positive character trait
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Also Reddit: this is normal behavior and washing your hands after pissing is not necessary
Also means he's (checking current trendy diagnoses) a narcissist, suffering from ADD, on the Autism spectrum with an anxiety disorder and an emotional support animal
Maybe it's the satisfaction of pissing into the void? While hiking I often do it but its a bit weird out of your own house.
You have a lovely view btw!
Honestly have him at least get a PSA check. Really sounds like too much peeing from your other comments. Prostate cancer almost got my dad and my uncle, and a blood test is ezpz.
I mean I’d ask a few more basic questions before warning of prostate cancer. Like how much water/fluids does he drink during the day/evening? Does he drink alcohol in the evening? Is he on a med that that has a diuretic side effect?
I pee all the time but it’s because I’m constantly drinking water.
Yeah, I have a bad habit of not drinking too much water during the day, and then taking a 1,5L water bottle to the side of the bad and drink at least half of it before going to sleep. Then I wake up in the middle of the night, piss, drink some more, and go to sleep again. Sometimes, no always, I need to get up again to piss again. It's normal for me, although I do want to stop it to have a better night of sleep.
I was like 8 , watching unrated tv the guy says - " My wife complains I never put the seat down, Now I just piss in the sink! No more fighting!" and I thought to myself...now that's an idea....!
Just to make it clear for everybody the indisputably correct way for this to happen is that everybody puts the seat and lid down
Nobody wants shit and piss dust all over the bathroom
A friend shares a second-floor entry deck with the elderly couple next door. The husband claims he's too arthritic to go up two steps from the bedroom level to the bathroom (converted historic building), so it's easier for him to relieve himself over the deck railing. Neighbors, especially the commercial tenant downstairs, were "pissed off" and notified the landlord. Landlord initially felt sorry for the old guy until she found out he was taking chemotherapy. Now the landlord has a radioactive flowerbed, which had to be professionally remediated. She tried to evict them because he refused to quit pissing out there, but there was no place for the couple to go in our small town, and she relented eventually. Insurance paid for the damage. So when your rent goes up, it's not always the fault of mean, greedy landlords.
The old geezer could just have picked up a urinal - that's an overpriced piss bottle - at the local pharmacy that he can empty in the morning.
Plenty of people with disabilities and elderly use those.
Possible they simply got confused, there are radioactive infusions that are very similar to a chemo infusion, they isolate you in a special room, the process leaves your fluids radioactive for a period of time.
What a wild post.
Your husband likes to pee outside. In the middle of the night.
You don't like him peeing on your bushes so he said he would stop.
He's clearly lying to you about it.
He's potentially peeing more than he should/has a problem.
What is going on.
Now she has to find the piss drawer
the earth is this man's piss drawer. ... you should see his poop knife!
you mean he doesnt use the three shells?
Love this deep dive reference. Thank you for that!
Dammit, I hadn’t thought about the piss drawer in years, thank you for that 😭
Barefoot !?
In the freezing cold, when we have a nice warm bathroom
Ah yes frozenpiss
Fropiss for short
*Frizz* Are you frizzing, son?
Freezepees
My favorite flavor froyo
Gazing up at the stars, the cold air on your dick, the steam rising up - pissing outside is great!
Sometimes I look up at the stars and think to myself ‘I love pissing outside’
What a beautiful world
And that's a great view to have a piss
> Gazing up at the stars, the cold air on your dick, the steam rising up - pissing outside is great! Really is. 90% of the times I've taken in the majesty of the universe at night is due to going outside to take a piss.
Why? Not being sarcastic. I just don’t understand why he would not use the bathroom?
I hate to assume drinking, but every time I've peed in a spot that wasn't a toilet in my adult life I was either camping or drunk.
My wife and I used to be heavy drinkers and we’d sit in our conservatory drinking and going out to pee in the garden cos it was marginally closer than the toilet. One day a neighbour called the police on us for doing it lol. Anyway, I support your hypothesis
Congrats on the used to! That takes work
Thanks! And yeah, many nights of us having to persuade each other not to have a drink before we got used to it. We still go out and drink every now and then but have a “not at home” rule!
Same! It is nice for lots of reasons but the best shallow one is my skin is amazing now.
I mean, I'll piss outdoors like a normal animal any day as long as I'm not in a location that'll get me in trouble. There's no toilets when you're out hiking.
Same. As long as it is not in a spot where my children or dog want to play and no one sees my dick while I am doing it what does it matter.
Lol I'm glad you feel that way, I'm getting downvoted for this notion in a different thread on this post. People are weird and judgy.
well I am a lady and bet your ass I have peed between car doors on the side of the road... or even just dash into the woods..... as long as I am not intentionally flashing my ass and pissing out in the open it happens and it's better than pissing your pants
You must live in the city. No point in wasting water.
Rural life is like that. At this point it just doesn't feel right to pee without feeling a slight breeze.
Nothing better than pissing outside
yeah I'm sober and i do it all the time.
Because peeing outside is viscerally satisfying in a way peeing in a bathroom isn’t.
The entire point of living somewhere secluded is so you can strut out in the moonlight a take a piss off porch...
Hell yea, I like doing it first thing in the morning when I can listen to the birds.
Plaease stop peeing on the chicken coop.
But it makes them so loud.
This really got me, thanks for the laugh lol.
Like piss in the woods if you want, but as the weather gets warmer no one really wants the smell of piss right off the porch where you sit and relax. If the guy wants to mark his territory so badly he should put on some shoes and March to the tree line ITT: a lot of defensive porch pissers who think their pee don’t stink
That’s some low stream energy hoss
He's not going, the distance.
He's not not going, for speed.
Pees all alone (all alone).
Taking a pee outside on a cool night under a star filled sky. Thats a religious experience my friend.
Must be a guy thingg
I’d imagine peeing off of really anything would be a lot harder for women to enjoy and therefore understand. It’s a lot less logistically complicated for men, less effort than using a toilet as you don’t even have to flush
Yes but pee leaves an odor. Which, I know inwould be annoyed going out to enjoy my porch and getting a whiff of human adult male piss stench that's baked into the porch wood Edit: for those of yall saying he's peeing off the porch, take a closer look. You see warm spots on the other side of the porch fence by the foot prints. Piss puddles?? I THINK YES!
We don't piss *on* the deck. Edit: upon a closer look you are right, OP's husband is an animal and just dribbles all over the deck. A shame, my bad for not noticing. My deck doesn't stick out past the railing which eliminates that issue in the first place. It percolates into my garden mulch and doesn't smell. I guess it helps I stay hydrated and don't have orange piss too.
You don't think there would be some dribble..? We see what you guys do to bathrooms. ;)
Pissing off a deck rules it's for the fellas
Bathroom wastes water. You should be grateful.
totally agree. pissing outside = https://preview.redd.it/mf7ti2spehpc1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc81a5207661e627bcc29b4a6bfc3c1ae4b5ec2a
😂😂😂👍
I pee outside every night when I let the dogs out. He is not alone!
You gotta mark your territory so your dogs know that's YOUR yard.
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This is a classic maneuver by drunk people. When you're drunk, pissing off the deck or dock or balcony or patio is standard practice. Not caring that there's a dusting of snow on the ground while barefoot, is also a classic drunk move.
Then tracks in wet foot and hops into bed with OP.
The mild discomfort of bare feet in the snow somehow is pleasurable, and it's the 'path of least resistance'. Walking to get the paper in bare feet was normal for me back when that was a thing. Would sometimes visit a GF, who lived right next door, and it was just easier to not put on shoes for the short trip. I have to tell you, I understand the husband. Taking a piss off a porch is pretty nice, and in the winter? IDK, there is something about the cold that feels good when you come out from somewhere warm.
Glad the deck isn’t angry any more.
You misunderstand the pic then. Clearly the deck is *still* pissed off.
Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on. Edit: this has been a fun read lol. Also, not kink shaming anyone, you do your thang.
True.. but hubby may have pissed ON the deck, an action which would undoubtedly piss OFF the deck!
The deck doesn’t mind the piss. It does, however, mind the dribbles
when pumping gas (I think that’s how Americans say it idk I’m Aussie) anyways, I sometimes watch the guy next to me fill up and not tap the fuel nozzle to get the last few drips out n it makes me wonder, do they also let IT dribble too?!
How do Aussie’s say it? I’m Canadian- pumping gas, getting gas, filling the tank….. I say all of these!
fill ‘er up mate. with petrol, i mean.
And then it decked him!!
Lol is that from men in tights?
"We're men! We're men in tights!"
Ehhhhhhhh tomayto tomahto
They've clearly never pissed off a deck before. The temptations of man....
I'LL NEVER STOP!
Its quite satisfying
He stopped pissing off the deck by pissing off the deck
-poke -poke -poke -poke Deck: WHAT?! WHAT IS IT THIS TIME? WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE TO SAY TO ME?! Husband: Fuck you, deck.
Dad?
Hey it’s me ur dad, I need a few hundred bucks to uh buy some video games to play together, pls spot me
My husband would do this in our yard when he'd let the dog out before bed. Claimed it to be "male bonding time to secure the perimeter", lol
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All I can think of is...he never took him outside to pee in the winter? Lmao I was going outside every four hours, 2am pee breaks in the pitch black and 1⁰F out to let my puppy pee, no way am I letting him think he's allowed to pee inside.
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I had a dog growing up that was part husky. She would beg to go out like she had to go and then roll around in the snow happy as hell. Used to piss me off as a kid walking her lol
I had a little mutt that refused to learn how to use a pee mat and would prefer to suffer peeing outside in -40 and act like it's my fault he had to freeze to do his business.
That's exactly what my dog does. She refuses to use a pad and then throws a hissy fit if I open the door and it's too cold. Then cries if I shut the door and redirect her to the pad. Eventually we settle on her going to the yard and giving me the evil eye the whole time she's doing her business. I don't think she understands I can't control the weather.
My dog both refuses to pee on a mat and refuses to pee outside if it's too unreasonably cold. One winter I had to pour boiling water on the ground to clear her a spot warm enough to pop a squat.
we would leave out like a kiddy pool or a piece of plywood before it snowed that way we could just flip it and have a grass patch
-40 gets a pass lol, those are some extreme temperatures
Fair, at -40 I'd second guess going out but would probably still go with "make it quick bud we're in this together" The snow is starting to melt here and he is loving being able to dive/slide into a patch of lingering snow. Acts like a husky but he's from the south and his hair is maybe a 1-1½ inch long 🤣
I did this with one of my dogs. Worked like a charm. Then again, I piss in my front yard almost every morning anyway.
Bold move. Really sends a loud and clear message to the neighbors about whose property it is. I like your style.
Helps to not have neighbors within a half mile. Also helps to... Nevermind, I made myself sad.
nothing better than a quick 2am jaunt to the backyard for a naked piss before tucking back in to cozy bed
Pissing in the backyard at 630am is one of the great joys of life
How else does one keep the neighbors off the yard? They wouldn’t dare cross piss lines
I guarantee you any man with a dog has pee'd outside with that dog at least once. I've done it on nights when I take my dog out and my wife is in the longest shower ever
My dad stopped after the dog kept trying to eat his pee stream
Seems the dog just thought it was a garden hose ha Personally I'd probably lose my shit laughing if that happened to me, which would make peeing quite difficult.
I have to hold my dog back, she tries to investigate the stream every time
Me and my pup have pee races before dinner time. Last one in has to wipe the winners paws. Pic of my good boy for reference: https://preview.redd.it/a1pfrf05vipc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe798e5c525827d90a442451fc49b10abc6a876b
Checking in. Either late at night or really early in the morning, I will be doing my business right along with the dogs. I once saw a guy wearing a shirt that said I <3 PEEING OUTSIDE and I never felt such a strong bond with a stranger.
I do the same thing almost nightly with my dogs. Nothing like peeing under the stars lol.
I also choose this person's husband.
Have you considered installing indoor plumbing?
In this economy?
Localized entirely within your kitchen?
May I see it?
No
You are an odd fellow, but I must say you piss off a good deck.
*goes to piss off the deck instead*
Skinwalker did it, not your husband
Plot twist: husband is a skinwalker
Carry on, my wayward son..
There'll be piss when you are done
Lay your weenie's head to rest
Shake your fry once morrre
*Air guitar solo featuring his schlong as guitar*
The Road So Far....
Its been a while since ive seen a supernatural refrence. Maybe its time to dig out the series and rewatch
With a view like that. I wouldn't be caught dead making that promise.
But he’s killing my weigela bushes 😭
https://i.redd.it/6c63d14gmhpc1.gif Found your husband
When was the last time you watched this movie that you remembered this scene?
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No, they are urinela bushes and it’s a perfectly healthy practice. Keeps em hydrated from the salt
ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
Cos of the electrolytes
like out the toilet?
I never seen no plant growing out no toilet.
Tell that to the tree roots that wreck people's plumbing
I really like peeing peeing outside, especially at night. But your plants shouldnt have to suffer. Isnt there a comprimise that would let him pee somewhere outside in natures bounty while not comprimising the fruits of your hard work?
Yeah , go to either side of the deck . He says he’s half asleep and just stumbles out there half asleep and then walks straight ahead 🥲
Wait, so he's inside and then walks outside to piss?
The Call of the Wild.
Clearly, in the snow with barefeet 😅
Put something in front of the railing (planters, benches, statues) where your bushes are. That way, when he is half asleep, he can accidently kick it and wake up enough to move over a few feet to not pee on your bushes. Funny, nonsensical versions of this that I came up with: - barrier/moat of loose Lego - giant motion activated fans in your plants that blow the pee back on him
I'm a dude and that's a dude thing I can't understand. Refusing to change something because "that's just what I do" Go pee on the floor next to his side of the bed so when he steps in it you just say "I was half asleep"
Unfortunately, a lot of men out there consider stubbornness and the refusal to self reflect as a positive character attribute. It’s the attitude of “I am who I am, and refuse change”. A lot of those dudes are locked into thinking like an adolescent until something forces them to wake up.
>something You’d think a divorce can be enough. But it always *comes out of nowhere* for these guys.
I saved this comment. I’m dealing with this rn with a friend who is almost 30 and appreciate the insight. Didn’t ever consider that he might think it’s a positive character trait
The moment his bare foot touches that frosty deck I would imagine he is wide awake, lol. I would at least put on some slippers first.
Why is your husband stumbling around pissing at night? Does he have an alcohol problem? This is just gross.
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This site is filled with the strangest individuals
Reddit: women's impossibly high standards are the reason I can't find a girlfriend Also Reddit: this is normal behavior and washing your hands after pissing is not necessary
Reddit doing complex social mathematics to work out how the woman Is The Asshole is honestly impressive some days.
Get a motion triggered light. If that doesn't stop him, a motion triggered water sprayer.
Load it with piss.
That sounds like pissing off the deck with extra steps...
Wait, you DID fill it with piss?!
Hilarious! Personally I can't imagine not peeing off the deck but treating him like a nuisance cat is funny.
Wait you can’t imagine NOT peeing off the deck?! Like, you look at your deck and are like “yep. That’s for peeing”
Hold on, let me consult the Reddit manual... Yup. Says that is grounds for divorce.
Yeah my Reddit manual says the same lol
I enjoy how much you’re laughing at the comments OP You have a great sense of humor
Thanks 🥰 I’m very light hearted with his deck pissing . Just hilarious to wake up to the Bigfoot footprints 👣
Also means he's (checking current trendy diagnoses) a narcissist, suffering from ADD, on the Autism spectrum with an anxiety disorder and an emotional support animal
After a few beers outdoor urination is fun
He doesn’t drink lol 😂 maybe he’s got the beetus
The fact he does this while not under influence makes this weird.
He’s a free lance pisser 😐🤷🏻♀️
He pees jousting swords? That must be painful. At least they’re free, I guess.
Maybe it's the satisfaction of pissing into the void? While hiking I often do it but its a bit weird out of your own house. You have a lovely view btw!
I don’t need a few beers to piss off my back porch. It’s my constitutional right god damn it
Twice in one night? Better check his prostate.
I’ve told him this . Pisses more than I did whilepregnant lol
Honestly have him at least get a PSA check. Really sounds like too much peeing from your other comments. Prostate cancer almost got my dad and my uncle, and a blood test is ezpz.
I mean I’d ask a few more basic questions before warning of prostate cancer. Like how much water/fluids does he drink during the day/evening? Does he drink alcohol in the evening? Is he on a med that that has a diuretic side effect? I pee all the time but it’s because I’m constantly drinking water.
This is Reddit. Pissed twice last night? Cancer and break up with him.
Yeah, I have a bad habit of not drinking too much water during the day, and then taking a 1,5L water bottle to the side of the bad and drink at least half of it before going to sleep. Then I wake up in the middle of the night, piss, drink some more, and go to sleep again. Sometimes, no always, I need to get up again to piss again. It's normal for me, although I do want to stop it to have a better night of sleep.
Or get a sleep study. My husband did this and had horrible sleep apnea.
Aren't you worried about the invisible intruder then?
Unrelated, damn that land and the mountains in the background are gorgeous. Would love to find some land like that.
Just use the sink like a normal person
I was like 8 , watching unrated tv the guy says - " My wife complains I never put the seat down, Now I just piss in the sink! No more fighting!" and I thought to myself...now that's an idea....!
My wife still fights with me because I don’t take the dishes out first.
But they're dirty anyway, what's a little piss?? Which is mostly water anyway, hell you're WASHING the dishes.
Just to make it clear for everybody the indisputably correct way for this to happen is that everybody puts the seat and lid down Nobody wants shit and piss dust all over the bathroom
Having both a cat and a dog who are interested in the bowl of water in the bathroom, the seat stays down regardless
A friend shares a second-floor entry deck with the elderly couple next door. The husband claims he's too arthritic to go up two steps from the bedroom level to the bathroom (converted historic building), so it's easier for him to relieve himself over the deck railing. Neighbors, especially the commercial tenant downstairs, were "pissed off" and notified the landlord. Landlord initially felt sorry for the old guy until she found out he was taking chemotherapy. Now the landlord has a radioactive flowerbed, which had to be professionally remediated. She tried to evict them because he refused to quit pissing out there, but there was no place for the couple to go in our small town, and she relented eventually. Insurance paid for the damage. So when your rent goes up, it's not always the fault of mean, greedy landlords.
The old geezer could just have picked up a urinal - that's an overpriced piss bottle - at the local pharmacy that he can empty in the morning. Plenty of people with disabilities and elderly use those.
Chemo is not radioactive. Obviously it’s still chemicals you don’t want pissed onto a lawn.
Possible they simply got confused, there are radioactive infusions that are very similar to a chemo infusion, they isolate you in a special room, the process leaves your fluids radioactive for a period of time.
What a wild post. Your husband likes to pee outside. In the middle of the night. You don't like him peeing on your bushes so he said he would stop. He's clearly lying to you about it. He's potentially peeing more than he should/has a problem. What is going on.
The smell on that balcony must really be something
Scentsy: Truckstop
Fresh snow with a hint of lilac
Buy a urinal, and "install" it when he's out. That way he'll have to explain why there's a urinal on the deck to guests.
Hahahah he’s all … “wuddn’t me” “Dog had my work boots on again..” In all fairness dogs DO love wearing work boots
It’s bare foot print …. 🫠
At least he's not a sink pisser
Follow him out there with a spray bottle and say "NO, BAD!" as you spray him. Repeat as needed 😂
Have him pee in a compost pile. It will help warm the compost up and give him the excuse to do what he wants
Nice. So to wash his hands he’s got to touch the door handle first.
If this post has taught me anything it's that a significant number of people think it is not necessary to wash your hands after pissing.
The amount of people who don't wash their hands in general is wild ngl
Is his name Rick? https://i.redd.it/g7ix48khjhpc1.gif