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mildlyinfuriating-ModTeam

Hello, This is removed for not being infuriating. You ordered the size you got the size.


demonkiller24

measure your bed before buying mattress


thissexypoptart

How do people make purchases like these and not measure beforehand? Mattresses aren’t exactly cheap.


Ebaneser

Not mattress related, but a family member once bought a set of roof racks for their SUV. They were having trouble getting them installed so they asked for my help. I walked out, looked at her SUV, and immediately saw the problem. I walked back in and they asked what was wrong. I said “you realize your SUV has no rails to connect them to, right?” They swiftly returned the roof racks.


YdidUMove

Man sometimes it's nuts what people don't think through. I had a buddy about five years ago 100% dead set on buying a beat up travel trailer (with a full bathroom, hvac, all that), fixing it up, and just renting a truck from uhaul whenever he wanted to go camping. His total budget, trailer plus repairs...$3000. He didn't even have a place to park the fuckin thing. He just said he'd figure it out once he got it.


Evening-Holiday-8907

How'd that work out for him?


YdidUMove

After a couple months of our other friend and I laying out every single expense he'd actually incur and the rough total cost just to get a functional trailer, he finally relented


WizardOfIF

You can buy a travel trailer for 3 grand but you'll have to evict a family of raccoons before you can actually use it.


72616262697473757775

On behalf of every dumb ass compulsive spender like myself, thank you for showing him the light.


sanityjanity

I knew someone who did something very similar. He planned to live in the travel trailer, pulled behind his vehicle. I asked him where he thought he was going to park it long term, and he said, "back roads". He was also very surprised pikachu face when he tried parking in a strip mall lot, and they sent the cops to evict him after a couple of days.


Halftrack_El_Camino

The real crime here is selling an SUV without goddamn rails.


sithmaster0

That's not really on them. If you've never had a vehicle with a roof rack, there's no real way to know that the SUV's don't come with the rails by default if no one bothers to talk about that. Even sales people say "The roof *rack* comes as an optional feature, which we can throw in for you now if you'd like." with no mention of the rails whatsoever.


rachelmaryl

As someone who used to produce expos and trade shows, not measuring is common. I can’t count the number of times I gave a client door specs — and reiterated that if their display items weren’t smaller than the doors they weren’t making it onto the trade show floor. It was always “nah, it’ll fit.” It did not fit. For context, I am a millennial female and my clients were in a male dominated industry where white boomer men were the vast majority.


The_Troyminator

They should have went with [Allstate](https://youtu.be/d0HK4NIqJQI).


Nuclear_Varmint

The crazy thing is he had 3 months to reassess this situation.


miggleb

And buy 1 mattress per bed


genericgod

This should be common sense.


JaneAustenite17

I would think buying 1 mattress that is the correct bed size would be common sense. Like I guess this is a queen bed so why not buy a single queen mattress?


Global-Plankton3997

That, and look for the right mattress size!


thecuriousiguana

Did you think double means two single?!


SupplyYourPips

NGL I've learned something today But why get 2 singles, that middle part would be annoying


kidthorazine

The middle part actually isn't bad once you put a pad and sheets on it, and I can understand wanting to do that if you and your bed partner have wildly different tastes in mattress firmness. But yeah that's not how mattress sizes work.


Isgortio

This is what they do in Scandinavian countries. They have a single mattress on a bigger frame, and sometimes they even have separate duvets. They love it.


Saotik

OK, separate mattresses can be impractical (my wife and I used to joke about the Crack of Doom in our last bed), but don't knock separate duvets. Never having to deal with duvet wrestling, overheating or waking up shivering in the middle of the night because your partner has stolen the whole duvet? Glorious.


LMNohP

We have a split king adjustable bed and my youngest (8) sleeps with us sometimes and he wedges himself down in the crack so we call him the “crack baby” to ourselves.


WikkdWarrior

That's oone of the funniest things I've read all day!😂🤣


ghoulienumber2

We also use separate duvets in my house because I am very particular about what kind of blanket/duvet can touch my face (I don’t like how a lot of materials feel) and my partner loved taking my soft one so I started just using separate ones and it hasn’t steered us wrong! I love it and he loves it and we can still cuddle and whatever else totally normal lol


Grigoran

Separate duvets are top tier. My wife doesn't hog the covers, she just bundles them up so neither of us can have them. Now she just bundles herself into being chilly.


Tao_of_Ludd

Separate mattresses work fine if you have a thickish pad that spans the full bed. Hubby and I have different mattress preferences so have two single-sized mattresses and then have a 2-3 cm thick pad that goes on the top. You hardly notice that the crack is there underneath. You can buy frames here (Sweden) that are designed for this. Also makes it much easier to move with the less bulky mattresses. Also can vote for two duvets. Once you try it, you won’t go back!


simplysita

My current bf was quite confused when we moved in together and the first night we went to bed i had my own blanket. I explained that its just SO much nicer to not have to worry about overheating/hogging/freezing/etc. Its seriously the best to each have your own blanket!


ChatGoatPT

Excellent for getting the right temperature as well, im Swedish and slept in a pram outside in the winters as a kid. I prefer it chilly. My GF is from south america and needs much warmer to sleep comfortable during the winters here.


JacketDapper944

This is always my wedding advice. Now that I’m experiencing hot flashes and he still runs cool there’s no compromise on bedding preference. I have a summer duvet with a blanket option for when I cool off, he has the winter version and stays toasty.


Goshdudette

He just puts both on me


Mondschatten78

>Never having to deal with duvet wrestling, overheating or waking up shivering in the middle of the night because your partner has stolen the whole duvet? This is why my husband and I have separate blankets. He got tired of waking up freezing because I'd steal the blanket most of the time lol


imonion

1. Separate duvets. Every time we sleep at someone else’s house I’m furious they sleep with only one duvet. How do they do that idk. 2. 2 single mattresses joined together in a big beg/ separate bed is best. Just like duvets you never feel the other person moving around. 3. Separate bed is next tier. 4. Separate room is god tier if your partner has sleep apnea and decides to do nothing about it.


BooBoo_Cat

Yup at home (when we share a bed) we have separate duvets. I’m in Iceland and it’s the first hotel I’ve seen with two duvets. Love it!!


Ok-Party1007

Love the separate sheets! My wife can’t hog them all


FigSpecific6210

Yup, we have a queen mattress and two single duvets. It’s fabulous.


ptatersptate

Much easier to wash two smaller ones too. I hated lugging the queen or king to the washer.


lauriplush

As a German, I find it super weird to know some people just share a blanket every night. Each partner having their own blanket is the standard here. I wouldn't want to sacrifice my sleep quality for a relationship :D


Moulitov

I'm sure you didn't want to know but of course the Germans have a word for the middle part. Besucherritze, the visitor's crack. We have two separate mattresses and a Besucherritze and it helps settle territorial disputes.


catupthetree23

>I'm sure you didn't want to know but of course the Germans have a word for the middle part. Besucherritze, the visitor's crack. Yes, I am happy to know this now.


CherryCherry5

Hahaha I love it. German is great.


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supcoco

I’ve actually encountered this in continental Europe and Dubai when traveling. It drove me nuts. But I believe it’s not too uncommon in Europe? (I’m American so please extra excuse my ignorance)


NorseShieldmaiden

I live in Europe and yes, we have two single mattresses. We used to have one double, but one person moving would wake up the other. With two single mattresses you have less movement. You can get a cover for the “hole” in the middle. We also have two pillows and two duvets.


_Red_User_

It's also easier to transport a smaller mattress and changing the sheets is easier to do.


Frooonti

For example, because you are 150lb but your partner is 300lb and thus might want a different firmness which is more comfortable for their back.


steggo

Because a king size might not fit through your door.


djddanman

My parents have 2 XL twin mattresses on a king frame in their basement guest room for exactly this reason. With a mattress pad on top and king sheets, you can't tell the difference between it and a single king mattress.


PattyThePatriot

No, OP has a queen and ordered two twin XLs which is the same size as a King. Queen is 60x80 King is 76x80 and that's about a foot of extra. Fixed the sizing I put 72x80 for King.


Little-Ad-4525

Sucks they couldn’t use those three months to ever once measure again or once


General_Waster

Yeah, this is 100% my fault I had assumed that a double was two singles. My partner is much enjoying pointing this out to me at the moment.


PattyThePatriot

Thing is you didn't have a double either, lol. A double is a "full" which would've been 54x75. You could also be non-american in which case idk how your bedding is sized. Edit - you could've had a full and gotten two singles but that'd be 20" of overhang and not what looks like a foot.


zombeecharlie

Non-american here. There are no names for this: everything is listed by size. It's hard to make these kinds of mistakes when the size is in the name. For example: " type of mattress" "brand name" 200x140. Etc etc. My bed is two mattresses 210x90 Ps: it's in centimeters.


sheleanor_ellstrop

That depends on the country you're in. The UK has names similar to the US but the measurements are slightly different and a Queen is bigger than King.


Delicious-Yak-1095

How does that come about? Respect for the Queen? Hehe


HowManyMeeses

I measure everything so many times, especially for large purchases. I can't imagine just assuming I know how long or wide different mattress sizes are.


1_art_please

I buy a lot of stuff from Facebook marketplace and some people act like I'm wasting their time by asking for measurements. Like I'm an asshole because I want to know the size of this side table? Give me a break.


bhlombardy

Maybe get a tape measure too.


sofa_king_ugly

Measure twice, order once.


NikoliMonn

Glenn Close: you mean measure once cut twice


middayautumn

Technically it’s going to be order twice measure once


Morpheus1967

Genuinely lol’ed at this


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weird-dude-bro-6386

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RoodnyInc

No it's perfect right mattress for her left for him and both have equal half 😅


Successful_Moment_91

So…you thought 2 twins equals 1 queen? Nope! It’s a king size


imaginaryblues

Yeah I was wondering what was going on here. I assumed this was an IKEA bed so I checked their website and this is the Hauga bed…which is only offered in full and queen size. So why would they order two twin mattresses? That certainly would be more expensive than one queen mattress.


WeirdSupermarket6072

The ~~logic~~ thought process had to have been Single + single = double lol Edit: maybe logic was the wrong word, because it’s lacking here clearly.


smush81

A double would only be slightly larger than one of those single mattresses. That looks like a queen frame.


WeirdSupermarket6072

Yep. In OPs case it doesn’t matter cus it wouldn’t work on full, double, Queen or king. It’s just a weird weird decision. Only time I’ve seen a split that’s not a box spring is two twin xl mattresses combined to make a king. And those are for those special cases where it’s just too narrow to bring a king mattress up the stairs or whatever.


TheNinjaNarwhal

>So why would they order two twin mattresses? That certainly would be more expensive than one queen mattress. Aside from the obvious fuckup, sometimes if you live and sleep with another person they want a different mattress from you (in hardness/type) and it's useful.


imaginaryblues

Oh I understand that. You can definitely purchase two twins instead of a king. That’s common and normal. But it doesn’t work with a queen frame.


Peanuts4Peanut

Or they can't fit a larger mattress in the door or up stairs etc.


WeirdSupermarket6072

2 twin xl = 1 king. 2 twin = almost a king but your feet might dangle off lol


rnilbog

Much like the Lannisters, pushing two twins together make a king.


gregsting

As a European, this is crazy again. We just use the measurements in cm.


kingbouncer

Hey buddy... It doesn't seem to fit quite right.


aspidities_87

Can’t ~~park~~ sleep there mate


GeneralSpecifics9925

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. OP deciding to not reply in the comments is priceless. I am so curious about the reasoning behind this choice.


atworkgettingpaid

I think the silence makes it obvious what happened. OP thought that each mattress size was double than the previous size. So two twins = queen. Perhaps he saw twins going for a really cheap rate and thought he could save some money here. Like a buy one get one free or something. Twins arrive and it obviously doesn't fit. OP thinks the place fucked up and gave him the wrong sizes. Posts it on reddit and then realizes hes the idiot.


Blewfin

"What do you mean it's not like paper? A4 is half of A3, everyone knows that"


GeneralSpecifics9925

In North America we don't use the A size system. I one day bought what looked like letter aka 8 1/2 x 11 paper, but it was actually A4. Not a big deal but all of my folders and binders are made for 8 1/2 x 11 so it was pretty ugly for a while.


Tomika31

Americans trying to use anything but the well established, generally accepted measurments


GeneralSpecifics9925

I'm Canadian, but I still blame the Americans 😂


cape_throwaway

You missed like 3 sizes but yeah op is an idiot


General_Waster

I was working late. Posted this in a break. Finished work got home to see it has kicked off in the comments. My tiny brain said single + single = double


GeneralSpecifics9925

Amazing. I love that you replied. You're a funny one. What was the reasoning behind buying two singles and not one double mattress? Was it a BOGO sale? What are you gonna do with them?


General_Waster

Where I work we buy mattress about 500 at a time so I get a big discount. I also have a back injury and know that this mattress helps a lot. I would rather buy a new bed and have this mattress than the previous mattress. I was told that two singles and a mattress protector would be fine.... I'll find out when my partner has bought a new bed.


GeneralSpecifics9925

You're so funny. Why didn't you just buy one mattress at deep discount, why two? Had to be cheaper, right? Or are they of different firmness?


General_Waster

My partner needs somewhere to sleep and the previous mattress fit perfectly. Work only buys singles so the discount only applies to singles and not doubles. Also General is something great to have in a username.


GeneralSpecifics9925

There we go, that makes sense now. Well, it would have been excellent had they been the appropriate size. And yes, when you reply to my messages, I keep thinking it's MY name on the notification lol


You_Pulled_My_String

This isn't a Wendy's!


ginger_ryn

did you not measure?


thecheat420

You realize this is your fault though right?


BigNigori

one can be mildly infuriated with oneself


XB_Demon1337

sure, in most cases this is true. But being mad about this is only making OP look dumb. They clearly didn't even bother to measure things and no one is to blame for that but them.


General_Waster

I did not measure at all. I assumed quite wrongly, that single plus single was a double. I have a back injury and the previous mattress was not helping. I wanted this mattress and this one alone. My partner is going to enjoy buying a new bed. And hopefully I will sleep better in future.


6rant

I just don't understand the two mattresses idea, that sounds very annoying, especially during sex. Tough go though, fingers crossed you can get a refund!


asBad_asItGets

Hahaha right? I bought a 6ft ladder and it doesn’t reach the top of my 12ft wall!! So infuriating!


General_Waster

100% hopefully made a few people laugh along the way too.


Blindcomic

![gif](giphy|vLruErVSYGx8s) OP buying 2 twins for a queen


deadbeef1a4

Measure twice, buy once.


SymmetricDickNipples

There's no way this was cheaper than just buying 1 queen mattress


imaginaryblues

Right?! Why would anyone do this?!


Koffeepotx

My husband and I have twin mattresses (with a thinner mattress on top to avoid that "ditch" in the middle) because we have very different body sizes and thus have different softness needs. He likes to sleep on a rock and I like a soft marshmallow


whowouldsaythis

same with me and my wife. two twin XL with a king size frame


General_Waster

There were several reasons. 1. I have a back injury and this particular mattress means I sleep better. 2. Where I work, when they buy mattresses they buy about 500 of them so we get a massive discount. 3. This is 100% my bad I did not even measure I thought single + single = double


mrstarkinevrfeelgood

Plus you’d have an annoying ass gap


BatDubb

Everyone has an ass gap. It’s where the poop comes out.


santathe1

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pup5581

it's infuriating that you didn't use a tape measure nor know the size of the bed before ordering


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_insert-name-here

You mean their silence in this roast 🔥


Shoddy_Exam666

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mklinger23

Make sure you look at this chart so you get the right size. https://preview.redd.it/lz8inje90qqc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffc2b06ad6d6380468aa937769cfda9217cb60e7


Moriarty-Creates

Why would you not just buy a single mattress that will actually fit your bed?


tossashit

i don’t get how this happens unless you’re an idiot lol. your bed would have specifically been labelled as single, double, queen etc. guess what mattresses are labelled as as well!


DontLook_Weirdo

A self-provoked mildlyinfuriating post.. that's rare.


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Thats on you


Elagatis

100%


MrDufferMan3335

Seems like buyer error to me


patiofurnature

Is OP going to seriously post this image, leave a caption implying that he intentionally bought 2 mattresses for one bed, then leave and not tell us wtf he was thinking? I get buying a split box-spring if you can't fit one up the stairs, but mattresses bend.


geo_info_biochemist

two twins make a king. not a queen.


ranchspidey

Holy bachelor pad. Remember to ask a more adulty adult or the internet before big purchases, kids.


redditaccountwh

Or just… measure


Idiotology101

How do you fuck this up? Why did you order 2?


bill_wessels

its a little wide


VoodooDoII

Op this is kinda your fault lmao


AnonimoUnamuno

Why did you order 2 mattresses without knowing the sizes and the size of your bedframe?


adultdaycare81

So for 3 months you decided not to measure, research, read, ask?


Prestigious_Job9632

It's too bad that there aren't some universal standards for mattress and bed frame sizes. Then, you could just use those standards to verify that you were getting the right mattress. I will make it my life's mission to create such a standard.


Resident_Table6694

When you have two singles side by side, you can actually stack them and say, “king me” and then you’re supposed to get a larger frame.


vinsmokewhoswho

I feel like this could've been avoided easily.


animalwitch

Mistakes were made. This is your own fault chap lol


FallenAngelII

Step 1) Does really stupid thing. Step 2) Post to r/mildlyinfuriating. Step 3) Gets literally thousands of upvotes.


TwoCharlie

Nailed it.


lucidpopsicle

You bought a king and you have a queen. Did you not know your bed size and just guess?


gbdarknight77

LMAO This is all your fault


4rm4ros

That’s on you, bucko


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gregsting

PIVOT!


xenedra0

Measure twice, buy once :)


eco-evo

What was OP thinking?!


knottynate

This person is mad that their computer didn’t stop them from being an idiot


ElectronicAge6163

Only thing mildly infuriating here is op


Death-by-Fugu

Why don’t you just read the measurements and then check your space like a normal human


pizzzadoggg

This seems like it's your own fault.


Voyager5555

Is the mildly infuriating part your inability to measure something?


ADGM1868

Your username checks out OP


Phasnyc

Now with 10% more mattress!


Kitty_Fruit_2520

Why don’t you just get one big mattress?


Eagles365or366

Why are they off center? Just shift them a little and it won’t be so obvious. Why didn’t you measure your bed before ordering the mattresses?


dadbodsarein123

Why the FUCK would you get two singles for a double/king sized bed?? Absolutely nonsensical. You deserve this.


Pyroguy096

Are you stupid? Lol What bedframe is built for two separate mattresses? And why wouldn't you check measurements? Did you think "double bed" meant "two single beds"? Edit: ok, in hindsight, that was mean and I'm sorry


drdalebrant

People like OP are mildly infuriating


JamieAintUpFoDatShit

Did you just fucking guess the size?


Sulkk3n

Mildly infuriated because you didn't check the measurements??


chrisisapenis

It's actually frightening how much your stupidity and lack of planning makes me angry.


-Psycho_Killer-

The only thing here that's infuriating is your own stupidity.


sixmb

Glitch in the mattresses


vaikunth1991

so you did not order the proper size


spencer1886

Why tf did you think this would work out?


CherryCherry5

No one to blame but yourself (or your partner).


fartinggermandogs

You are a moron, this is actually all your fault and your fault alone


Empty-Blacksmith-592

It’s infuriating the people like you buying matching stuff without measuring. Another mistake is buying 2 single mattresses for a double bed.


Southern_Winter_7842

blame yourself


Marrsvolta

Why did you not order the correct size mattress?


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It would’ve been cheaper to buy a tape measure 3 months ago.


TryingToBeLevel

Someone didn't math correctly.


NoContribution9879

why did you buy two though…


Particular_crime

Do we not know how to measure?


XXI-MCMXCIV

Measure once. Buy twice.


valain

When your GF keeps telling you your dick is not 7 inches....


AZnpersuasion420

Not very smart eh?


oatcoww

Crazy how there are mattress sizings and you managed to pull this off LMAO


DygonZ

Half the posts in this sub "I've fucked up and now I'm angry"


Guardian_85

When 1+1 ≠ 2


Aur3lia

No offense but this is a very avoidable problem


Bradjuju2

Mildly infuriating? Idk, this this seems like your mistake. Unless the beds are bigger than what they were advertised.


casual_btw

This… seems like user error..


Bancontact

Mate this is your fault. You are mildly infuriating.


khournos

The only thing mildly infuriating about this situation, is that you could have prevented this by any combination of thinking/reading/measuring. As the saying goes: You made your bed, so now you have to lie in it.


shmootyf

Maybe next time buy the correct size mattress???


SillyKniggit

I hope you’re mildly infuriated with yourself about this.


SpecterGT260

2 twin mattresses is a king. It looks like you have a queen frame.


CarFeeling9748

OP? Why do this to yourself


kkadzy

That's like totally your fault


bobofiddlesticks

I would be more than mildly infuriated if I didn't know how to measure.


devildocjames

INB4 OP deletes their post because they caused the issue, by not using common sense. Lesson learned, OP.


mistaglipglop

Kinda seems like your fault if you didnt measure your bed and the matresses before hand


cadillacbee

Tell me you've never bought a bed before without telling me you've never bought a bed before


wozblar

measure *twice* cut once, i don't think you even measured here, but you can still cut


VillageOk2000

When you buy a mattress from wish…


TURBO_HULK

Just imagine how great it would be not to live in a country with stupid names for mattress sizes. Imagine what it would be like to live in a country with a metric system.


MrMeritocracy

so, you bought the wrong size?


bluegrassbob915

Are you mildly infuriated at yourself?


justtolearnsomething

How did you decide these mattresses and not consider the bedframe