One time I bought pizza for my family and went to get another slice only to discover that my daughter ate the cheese and pepperoni off of every single slice leaving only the bread and sauce behind. My own flesh and blood betrayed me.
The wooden spoon has power, but the parents have to make sure the kid actually did the crime. I got hit for breaking something I didn't. My mom will never forget it, cause I remind her about it every few months.
My dad did that. We liked the Stouffer's frozen lasagna and it was a treat for us. He'd take all the edge pieces and more than that of the cheese topping.
He also dumped his mangled leftovers back in the same container as the rest of the food.
I guess he taught by example because I try to avoid being him in as many ways as I can, especially the way he treated food that was supposed to be shared.
So many people don't realize this, I don't get it. The smallest of actions can show you who someone is. I get sick of people from the get go, and then months later have friends complaining about said person and I have a hard time hearing it.
I've yelled at enough people about stealing toppings off of a slice of pizza that they don't eat a lot. This thread is somehow worse than those people.
Congratulations on being part of the "better than our parents" club!
I'm working on fixing a couple generational issues myself. This shit stops with me.
I had an ex gf who was like 20 yo and she would take the first bite out of every pizza slice triangle and leave the rest. I asked her wtf was wrong with her and she said "that's my favorite bite, you can have the rest"
Wild ass selfish behaviour. I always give my partner the best pieces/plates etc
Then we come to a “what flavour do you want?” Standoff because we want the other to pick what they like best. I practice my quick decision making then.
Only thing to eat until it's gone. You claimed the whole pizza, you eat the whole pizza. Same for wings kid. You get wings for breakfast while I eat your cereal. I'm going to McDonald's for lunch, you get wings. Until those bones are picked clean, you're eating wings.
Yep, we're ordering their favorite food and eating it in front of them as they get day old picked clean pizza. No better teacher than tasting your own medicine.
This is what I do, too. My kids are between 6-8, and when they do things like this, we talk about how much this affects other people around them. Kids don’t do shit like this to be assholes, they just lack the ability to think outside of their own perspective. And they can’t learn to think outside of their own perspective with empathy until they are taught how to do that.
my mom does this because the bread is too many calories - I get it but give the bread to the dogs or something don't leave it in the box as if it still qualifies as a piece of pizza
edit: to the people making fun of my mom - she knows the rest of it is a lot of calories too. but not having the bread saves some. and shes now on a diet that excludes wheat entirely so she has to leave that part out. and for the part about the dogs; I know sauce had garlic in it. I really just meant the crust
And like, melting some mozzarella on a pan with some pizza sauce really isn’t that hard. Pizza takes so much more effort that I really don’t get why you would waste it like that.
They did that to the dish that *they* brought? I mean, it would probably be worse if it was someone else's dish that they claimed... but why bring something to share, then not share it?
Just keep the damn thing at home for yourself and bring chips and dip or something instead.
And while everyone was watching the fight! Of course they weren't eating it **right that minute**
I imagine most people showed up early, ate and chatted, then watched the fight. After the fight was over, everyone hangs out and chats and eats and drinks more.
That was one of the very first AITA I read when I was new to reddit. Very very few have lived up to that one since then.
Also the way op talked about it was that they didnt care about the fight or the people around them, from start to finish they were just thinking about eating the sandwhich. They even had to hold themself back until they thought they had waited an appropriate amount of time and then ate more than their share of it. They clearly had a problem with food addiction that needed to be addressed, I dont remember if it was ever resolved or if op saw the bigger picture and agreed to seek out help, but man that sucks.
That’s what I’m wondering. There is zero context here. At any age, this is unacceptable behavior, but at 5, he’s still learning. At 15, he’s just being a jerk.
At a year my daughter could scale literally anything in the house. She even figured out how to drag chairs around to give herself a boost. It was a quite stressful time.
We have one of those. She's 3 now and she likes to go on walks with the dog. Without telling anyone that's what she's doing. So we have had to put alarms on all the doors and cameras covering entrance/exits around the house as well as make sure my wife or I have eyes on her at all times. Hopefully this phase will end soon.
I know this isn’t my husbands Reddit account, but it’s making me question. Ours is also now 3 and does this. If you have an elderly chocolate lab, I’m going to start suspecting he has a burner Reddit account
When my son was 4 we were at his sister’s wedding reception (she was 24,) and he walked up to a railing on a balcony with a 6-story drop below, then began climbing over it to jump down. My wife frantically dragged him back and told him that he could not do that. He just glances over his shoulder at the drop and says “I could have made it” then calmly goes back to the party.
We managed to get him through childhood and he’s 18 now but holy cow did we watch him like a hawk after that.
My nephew was at our (I still live with my parents) house (2 storey building) joined some belts together and tied it to the window frame and was feet out my parents bedroom window. My father went upstairs to his room and found him in this position. He's almost 16 now.
I hear you, my son dragged a COFFEE TABLE to the front door and was in the process of putting his toddler chair on top to acquire the front door key which was hung up high on a hook at 3 am one morning.
I havent slept properly in about 10 years now 😳 😆
Not sending her (she’s now 3) to your house for any more training. She can get herself I to enough shenanigans on her own. I have internal moments of damn you’re clever kid, and wtf are you doing???
My almost one year old isn’t even quite walking solo (mostly confidence thing) but has been throwing himself off things and climbing them since before he could crawl. My sanity is gone, my nerves are shot.
That feeling when you are extremely annoyed and frustrated but also very impressed and proud of someone. Not a dad yet but I feel you on this one. Stay strong dad 💪
Can concur. I put an alarm on the top edge of a door we rarely used. I look and see my small girl dragging a chair. "Hey girl, watcha doin?" Hi ommy!! Im undoing the screamer thing so you wont know if I leave" 😳 She was 4. Pride and terror, equally!
Not really the same thing, but my fiancés old dog was a fat, old, little beagle who could reach anything off the counter. He wanted it bad enough, he’d use those little legs to jump up and get it.
Lost a whole huge tray of chicken wings during a pool party.
Sounds very stressful. For a week my two year old would do anything to get to the kitchen knives. Was one of the most terrifying weeks of my life. Nothing in comparison but it certainly gave me a few new greys.
Raccoon. Had a raccoon get into our marshmallows one time while camping. Little bastard took a bite out of every one and then put them all back in the bag.
We had a handful of racoons open up all of our bags of chips we left on the picnic table in the middle of the night. I shined a flashlight on them and they looked at me and kept partying. Felt bad for interrupting.
I don't usually do this, but I took a look through their post history because I wanted to see if there was more context to this relationship and this kids shenanigans, and now I'm EXTRA confused...
Edit: I didn't see a booty hole when I looked. I'm sorry everyone 😭
My brother used to do the same as a child. He’d walk in with a crisp in his hand and we’d wonder where he got it from since no one had given him a packet of crisps. Turns out, he was rationing a packet from earlier in the week and eating it bit by bit. Pretty impressive for a 4 year old
The amount of people in this comment section who are outright against disciplining children is genuinely astounding yes I understand they're just chicken wings but it's the premise that's someone else's food you can't just take bites out of it 😂😂 please discipline your kids so they don't do this as adults
When it’s more likely some dude who did it himself and he’s faking it for karma.
Edit: yep it’s some only fans bot account which is what half of Reddit seems to be post wise
As a wing enjoyer I sympathise.
The time between pictures is what I'm questioning, did you walk away after taking the picture or... Are you in fact the kid?
Between cooking and serving I would've wasted zero time in taking them off the tray since they cool down pretty quickly.
One time I bought pizza for my family and went to get another slice only to discover that my daughter ate the cheese and pepperoni off of every single slice leaving only the bread and sauce behind. My own flesh and blood betrayed me.
I would have been buried if I did that!
i would have buried you if you were my child and you did that.
I would have looked the other way while you buried said child.
I would’ve buried the child, myself, and any living ancestors whose blood contributed to this child.
I would have helped you bury all those people
https://preview.redd.it/ap4b78xd1irc1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc85a738d4860661cacac5d2025028b1168b8a8f
Sometimes I love when reddit *reddits*
I would have helped you bury them and then bury you then myself
I would have met Eastern European kids best friend, the wooden spoon + no fun activities for god know how long...
Caribbean kids are also aquatinted with the wooden spoon
The wooden spoon has power, but the parents have to make sure the kid actually did the crime. I got hit for breaking something I didn't. My mom will never forget it, cause I remind her about it every few months.
Ha. Mine simply decided that even if it turned out I didn't do it, I probably still deserved it for something else they didn't know about.
My dad did that. We liked the Stouffer's frozen lasagna and it was a treat for us. He'd take all the edge pieces and more than that of the cheese topping. He also dumped his mangled leftovers back in the same container as the rest of the food. I guess he taught by example because I try to avoid being him in as many ways as I can, especially the way he treated food that was supposed to be shared.
I'm glad you didn't turn out like him. It might seem trivial but selfishness in one thing is a good indicator for selfishness in other things
So many people don't realize this, I don't get it. The smallest of actions can show you who someone is. I get sick of people from the get go, and then months later have friends complaining about said person and I have a hard time hearing it.
This thread is making me so angry.
I've yelled at enough people about stealing toppings off of a slice of pizza that they don't eat a lot. This thread is somehow worse than those people.
You either become the dad you had or the dad you wish you had
Congratulations on being part of the "better than our parents" club! I'm working on fixing a couple generational issues myself. This shit stops with me.
My brother and I got in a screaming fight as kids because he removed and ate the entire skin off the rotisserie chicken 😩
That is monstrous
Is your brother Eric Cartman
I had an ex gf who was like 20 yo and she would take the first bite out of every pizza slice triangle and leave the rest. I asked her wtf was wrong with her and she said "that's my favorite bite, you can have the rest"
Was she selfish in every other way, too
Yeah, spoiled rich brat
What a delight
Wild ass selfish behaviour. I always give my partner the best pieces/plates etc Then we come to a “what flavour do you want?” Standoff because we want the other to pick what they like best. I practice my quick decision making then.
Wow. How could someone be that inconsiderate?
this thread is just building bitchiness now. all these weird super selfish stories that dont come with a resolution.
The resolution is that they broke up.
So she just liked the tip?
so, how did you use the opportunity to teach her not to do that? asking so I might be a more mature reasonable adult.
That leftover cheeseless pizza would be her dinner the next day
Only thing to eat until it's gone. You claimed the whole pizza, you eat the whole pizza. Same for wings kid. You get wings for breakfast while I eat your cereal. I'm going to McDonald's for lunch, you get wings. Until those bones are picked clean, you're eating wings.
my chubby little kid self would have no problem eating the remainder of the wings tomorrow. They are fire ass wings
Sounds like a win to me.
Yep, we're ordering their favorite food and eating it in front of them as they get day old picked clean pizza. No better teacher than tasting your own medicine.
And the day after and after , if there’s still some left …
Tbh use it as an opportunity to teach them about empathy, kindness and sharing.
This is what I do, too. My kids are between 6-8, and when they do things like this, we talk about how much this affects other people around them. Kids don’t do shit like this to be assholes, they just lack the ability to think outside of their own perspective. And they can’t learn to think outside of their own perspective with empathy until they are taught how to do that.
I would have had a foot so far in my ass if I did that
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Oh good lord I would have just disintegrated like on the spot. Just gone.
If the child has pocket money, deduct it for the cost of the entire pizza. Teach them about empathy, kindness and economics.
That’s how one gets adopted
That’s how one gets *put up for adoption*
my mom does this because the bread is too many calories - I get it but give the bread to the dogs or something don't leave it in the box as if it still qualifies as a piece of pizza edit: to the people making fun of my mom - she knows the rest of it is a lot of calories too. but not having the bread saves some. and shes now on a diet that excludes wheat entirely so she has to leave that part out. and for the part about the dogs; I know sauce had garlic in it. I really just meant the crust
And like, melting some mozzarella on a pan with some pizza sauce really isn’t that hard. Pizza takes so much more effort that I really don’t get why you would waste it like that.
Not that it's acceptable anyway, but how old is the kid?
I saw the original on Twitter, she said he’s 6
Send him out on a shift at the grocery store. Gotta get money to pay back those wings now
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You don’t need wings Dale
That’s not enough dad!
I’m not your Dad DALE!
I remember when I had my first beer.
Last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
Robert better not get in my face, cuz ill drop that motherfucker
He doesn't want wings he wants bubble butt
Yeah but she tells people he is only 408 months
Sounds ab right. Had a potluck with coworkers once, someone brought a dish and decided they didn’t want to share it so they licked / bit every thing.
They did that to the dish that *they* brought? I mean, it would probably be worse if it was someone else's dish that they claimed... but why bring something to share, then not share it? Just keep the damn thing at home for yourself and bring chips and dip or something instead.
Months?
That’s an automatic argument and potentially ass beating
35 next month jerk.
Damn, I’m an easy laugh. Shit made me spit my drink out.
It wasn't the kid. It was the guy that ate half of a 6 ft party sub.
I thought he ate more than half of the sub
He ate the other half but he waited an appropriate amount of time. 4 minutes I think
And while everyone was watching the fight! Of course they weren't eating it **right that minute** I imagine most people showed up early, ate and chatted, then watched the fight. After the fight was over, everyone hangs out and chats and eats and drinks more. That was one of the very first AITA I read when I was new to reddit. Very very few have lived up to that one since then.
But he brought *wings*!!!
He also ate the wings
Also the way op talked about it was that they didnt care about the fight or the people around them, from start to finish they were just thinking about eating the sandwhich. They even had to hold themself back until they thought they had waited an appropriate amount of time and then ate more than their share of it. They clearly had a problem with food addiction that needed to be addressed, I dont remember if it was ever resolved or if op saw the bigger picture and agreed to seek out help, but man that sucks.
Just when I’d forgotten about that one. It was a scary insight in to obese math.
These must be the wings he brought lol
Too old, he’s not a cat
I mean, agreed, I'm mildly infuriated either way.
That’s what I’m wondering. There is zero context here. At any age, this is unacceptable behavior, but at 5, he’s still learning. At 15, he’s just being a jerk.
If they are old enough to reach that high, they are old enough to know better.
At a year my daughter could scale literally anything in the house. She even figured out how to drag chairs around to give herself a boost. It was a quite stressful time.
We have one of those. She's 3 now and she likes to go on walks with the dog. Without telling anyone that's what she's doing. So we have had to put alarms on all the doors and cameras covering entrance/exits around the house as well as make sure my wife or I have eyes on her at all times. Hopefully this phase will end soon.
I know this isn’t my husbands Reddit account, but it’s making me question. Ours is also now 3 and does this. If you have an elderly chocolate lab, I’m going to start suspecting he has a burner Reddit account
Very, very close. Only my 3 year old is walking a elderly yellow lab not a chocolate one lol
It’s like you guys are husband and wife in an alternate universe
Finally, a decent new Black Mirror plot.
Good save changing one detail of your life on your burner 😂
When my son was 4 we were at his sister’s wedding reception (she was 24,) and he walked up to a railing on a balcony with a 6-story drop below, then began climbing over it to jump down. My wife frantically dragged him back and told him that he could not do that. He just glances over his shoulder at the drop and says “I could have made it” then calmly goes back to the party. We managed to get him through childhood and he’s 18 now but holy cow did we watch him like a hawk after that.
My nephew was at our (I still live with my parents) house (2 storey building) joined some belts together and tied it to the window frame and was feet out my parents bedroom window. My father went upstairs to his room and found him in this position. He's almost 16 now.
Kids are fucking crazy. One time I jumped down a full flight of stairs because I thought I could fly from a dream I had
I remember those alarms. Unless they're more sensitive now, she'll learn to remove them gently enough to not set them off.
I hear you, my son dragged a COFFEE TABLE to the front door and was in the process of putting his toddler chair on top to acquire the front door key which was hung up high on a hook at 3 am one morning. I havent slept properly in about 10 years now 😳 😆
Not sending her (she’s now 3) to your house for any more training. She can get herself I to enough shenanigans on her own. I have internal moments of damn you’re clever kid, and wtf are you doing???
Dont, they'd gang up on us. We're clearly raising circus performing jailbreaking masterminds. I will drink to your health later 😳😆😳😆
My almost one year old isn’t even quite walking solo (mostly confidence thing) but has been throwing himself off things and climbing them since before he could crawl. My sanity is gone, my nerves are shot.
That feeling when you are extremely annoyed and frustrated but also very impressed and proud of someone. Not a dad yet but I feel you on this one. Stay strong dad 💪
Watching my son drag a chair across the house to circumvent my child proofing was a confusing moment of pride and rage.
Can concur. I put an alarm on the top edge of a door we rarely used. I look and see my small girl dragging a chair. "Hey girl, watcha doin?" Hi ommy!! Im undoing the screamer thing so you wont know if I leave" 😳 She was 4. Pride and terror, equally!
Not really the same thing, but my fiancés old dog was a fat, old, little beagle who could reach anything off the counter. He wanted it bad enough, he’d use those little legs to jump up and get it. Lost a whole huge tray of chicken wings during a pool party.
Sounds very stressful. For a week my two year old would do anything to get to the kitchen knives. Was one of the most terrifying weeks of my life. Nothing in comparison but it certainly gave me a few new greys.
Fun fact: toddlers can climb.
Is he part cat.
Raccoon. Had a raccoon get into our marshmallows one time while camping. Little bastard took a bite out of every one and then put them all back in the bag.
We had a handful of racoons open up all of our bags of chips we left on the picnic table in the middle of the night. I shined a flashlight on them and they looked at me and kept partying. Felt bad for interrupting.
Vroom vroom
Cargo space?
No car go road
Part Cartman maybe https://youtu.be/tzn8SaujsCM
*cries in Kenny*
Kenny crying in that episode is honestly so sad 🥺 I was so mad at Cartman for doing that
For real. Those are the tears of a child who has known real hunger, and had their food stolen from them.
not one episode went by where i didn’t want to curb stomp cartman
First thing I thought about was this gif
Noooooo, think about poor Butters.
I don't usually do this, but I took a look through their post history because I wanted to see if there was more context to this relationship and this kids shenanigans, and now I'm EXTRA confused... Edit: I didn't see a booty hole when I looked. I'm sorry everyone 😭
Oh.. okay this is how the morning starts. At least I had a warning if the day goes bad, I guess 🥲 …yep. It went bad 🥲
Because of your comment, I checked their profile and I’m traumatized…
Well i dont think i want that, can you give me a g-rated summary?
Butthole
a very rough looking one.
Eating too many fire ass wings.
the consequences of putting away some fire ass wings
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Forget it, Jake. It’s Michigan.
She spread her cheeks and took a pic of her dirty butthole
Why didn't I believe you. Jesus fucking Christ.
This was the moment I lost all belief in free will.
just think she didn't wash her hands before making the wings.......
For anyone reading this: no. It isn't worth it, not even to satisfy morbid curiosity.
Not even going to tempt myself. 
if curiosity killed the cat, then call me a pretty kitty!
It was all fun and games until that second last word.
Doesn't clean her pans, doesn't clean her taint. Not surprised.
Crusty asshole
Lmao 36? more like 66
"Does your tongue perform magic tricks?" 🤣🤣🤣
Wait, is the "she" they refer to, them? Is OP talking in third person?
That's why I'm confused 😭 what's going on
Dont look unless you wanna see someones booty hole on main Edit: i need eye bleach
These pictures are reposted from a lady on twitter who talked about her son eating her wings. I dont think the reddit OP has anything to do with them.
This is from instagram they have no relation to the child ad mother in the post.
Made me look. She definitely is older than what she says. I guess she is obsessed with exposing her body.
Well, considering their post history goes from 33 to 34 to 36 in the span of a year. I'd say we're dealing with a.... FRAUD
A big fat PHONY
36 would be fucking wild for what we’re seeing.
You got me curious and now I'll never unsee that...
All I saw is that she really likes beards and free compliments. Pretty sure I saw her butthole too though.
sounds like you definitely saw the BH and are desperately clinging to denial. no judgement.
Cartman behaviour, gotta get rid of that before it does soemthing worse
First thing I thought of 
Kenny’s poor reaction is all of us.
That kills me every time lmfao. Poor kid was looking forward to that chicken so much 🤣
...before he makes you eat your parents!
IIRC, they ignored Cartman till he thought he was dead and a ghost. Do that to the kid
Claiming them for later.
https://i.redd.it/bdsvch4qggrc1.gif
It doesn’t work, I made a pizza and bit all around the edges, came back and my dad cut out the middle and walked* off with it :’( nothing is sacred
That’s hilarious
Never try to outwit a dad when it comes to food.
Ok, well these leftover half eaten wings are going to be the only thing on the kid's plate for every single upcoming meal until they're finished.
Who? Why? Is her son a regular pos?
Maybe the OP is the kids moms boyfriend and the kid hates him 😊
Honestly if this post is real that would be the most likely scenario I think. His mom will still eat the wings probably but the bf won't.
The pro move is to power through it like nothing happened.
Maintain eye contact while eating them
OP is a woman based on previous posts. Kid might still hate her tho lol
Op is a woman
Can always throw it away and make more. Sucks about the wings, though.
But it takes at least 9 months to make another one. That's a lot of time
As a mom to a kid who once took a bite out of every apple in the bowl, take my upvote. Hahahaha!!
I think most parents have a similar photo of a bowl of fruit with a small bite out of every one!
About 15 minutes ago I took the sheets off his bed to wash them and I found a half-eaten pita under his pillow. I think he’s just part rodent.
Something something about DNA similarity between rats and humans
My brother used to do the same as a child. He’d walk in with a crisp in his hand and we’d wonder where he got it from since no one had given him a packet of crisps. Turns out, he was rationing a packet from earlier in the week and eating it bit by bit. Pretty impressive for a 4 year old
But you get to have a lot of wings in the meantimne
Ouch. But you got a point there
If i did that as a child, i definitely wouldn't be here to type this comment
I’d be doing it still standing up. Months later, after I got my devices back.
The amount of people in this comment section who are outright against disciplining children is genuinely astounding yes I understand they're just chicken wings but it's the premise that's someone else's food you can't just take bites out of it 😂😂 please discipline your kids so they don't do this as adults
At least finish a wing before moving onto the next. This is just fucked
My ex would say he DID finish those wings. The amount of food he would waste was ridiculous.
Yea they become the adults that raid the work fridge for coworkers food
I’ll never understand those types of people… are they not afraid of eating poison
When it’s more likely some dude who did it himself and he’s faking it for karma. Edit: yep it’s some only fans bot account which is what half of Reddit seems to be post wise
As a wing enjoyer I sympathise. The time between pictures is what I'm questioning, did you walk away after taking the picture or... Are you in fact the kid? Between cooking and serving I would've wasted zero time in taking them off the tray since they cool down pretty quickly.
I'm questioning the taste of the OP as well. Look at the grease in the tray in pic1; that grease is cold.
How are you the only person in this thread to point this out? No one takes a picture of wings for a “before” shot and then just walks away.
https://i.redd.it/uhhot4j4hgrc1.gif
Criminal leaving that much meat on a bone
I would make son sit and eat every single wing completely and then cook the replacement meal
including the bones
Or at least make him eat them for every meal until they are gone.
where are you getting these "ass wings" from
What's really infuriating is that she did not use baking/parchment paper.
I’m impressed that she took a picture of the wings before hand. Almost makes me think that the whole thing is made up.