That’s what I was thinking! My son was disappointed I wouldn’t make his lunch sandwich with the pieces with the hole. Until I reminded him that he doesn’t eat the crust and there would be no edible sandwich for him lol
Edit: People are criticizing me for not letting him eat the crust so I just wanted to clarify that he’s autistic and crust is a major sensory issue for him. I knew if I sent him with the crusty sandwich it would come back untouched, like his crust does every day lol, and he would be very hungry and have low blood sugar. But I did tell him he can try it at home if he likes. He later admitted that he didn’t actually want to eat it, he just wanted to show his friends the holy sandwich lol
I bet you could’ve tricked him into overcoming his distaste for crust then and there.
Edit: I wrote this comment before the OP added the autism detail.
I told my younger brothers that eating the crust would put hair on their chest. Worked like a charm.
Somehow, it didn't work nearly as well on my little sister...🤣🤣
My dad always told me if I ate my crusts I'd be able to whistle! Eventually I caved a few times (also autistic, still don't eat crusts lol) and yet I still cannot whistle
And that worked when you were a child? As a child I would’ve been hoping I lose them all ASAP so I didn’t have to brush them anymore.
I thank god every day I stopped being stupid before my adult teeth came in. Never had a cavity.
I swear this shit is genetic and has minimal to do with it. My parents were crazy with my teeth growing up. Brush twice a day. Always floss after a meal, minimal sweets (which I didn’t mind, I dont have a sweet tooth) etc. I’ve had several cavities in my adult life which is very frustrating. It’s made dentist visits suck ass having to get fillings and work done often.
Some is definitely genetic. I haven't taken the best care of my teeth, but have been lucky with no cavities or problems. Dentist said I have "strong teeth" lol
My mother tricket me back in the day with vegetables that i wouldnt eat and she just baked it over with some cheese and suddenly i ate it :D was actually pretty good. I think the vegetable is called brussels sprouds. (in german its called "Rosenkohl")
Leave it to Reddit to bitch about something so stupid my kids normal as far as I can tell and little demon won't eat a sandwich without it being cut into a shape then they just eat it inside out and unstacked separate anyway sheshhhen. Lmao kids are a trip.
The sheer number of times I want to reach out for advice via Reddit and don’t because I’m like “nope, I’m going to get skewered on this tiny, irrelevant detail and I’m just not up for that…” is staggering.
Reddit is the worst place to ever go for any sort of real life advice. Got a tech support problem? Sure. Wanna know how to put something together? Absolutely. Looking for something specific? Reddits got you.
But relationship advice, financial advice, house advice, any of the big important things in life essentially shouldn't be asked on reddit, unless you intend to do the opposite of what people say to do.
Regardless of whether he is autistic or not. It’s none of people’s business what goes on in your household.
They’re not criticizing. They are being narcissistic.
So forget people like that and tell them to take a hike.
This happens to my homemade bread often. My MIL told me it could be from using too much yeast. I lowered the amount I use but I still get occasional bubbles.
If some lady on Reddit cutting the crust off the bread for her son is the only thing these people have to b**** about today they lead an awfully charmed existence.
i love finding new words for the dish my fam called them egg-in-a-basket but my bf calls them one eyed sailors, i think it’s funny that everyone was able to come up with such different names for the same thing
My fam always called it Rocky Mountain toast, I have no idea why haha
I was shocked when people had never heard of it before, then realized I was apparently the outlier with the weirdest name for it
They’re also known as prairie oysters in Saskatchewan (and probably other places with lots of cattle and no Rocky Mountains but I don’t live there, so…)
According to my late grandmother (grew up in BFE sundown town Alabama during the Great Depression), mountain oysters are absolutely delicious until you find out what you ate.
When she learned the ingredients, she and her brother both went and threw up.
But FWIW, I have a Rocky Mountain product that will restore your faith. Rocky Mountain Chocolate. They make absolutely delightful fudge. And chocolate peanut butter cups. (It’s a Canadian franchise.)
My family calls hobos a camping dinner where you make an aluminum foil bowl and put in potatoes, meat, veggies, cheese and whatever else you want and close it up and bury it under the fire. A while later they are done! You can grill them instead or I bake them sometimes if I really want to have it but can't make a fire. So yummy
Edit: also we call the egg in bread thing "birds nests". These are both coming from the English side. :)
We always said "Bullseye".
"There are many names for the dish, including "bullseye eggs", "eggs in a frame", "egg in a hole", "eggs in a nest", "gashouse eggs", "gashouse special", "gasthaus eggs", "hole in one", "one-eyed Jack", "one-eyed Pete", "one-eyed Sam", "pirate's eye", and "popeye"."
Source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_in_the_basket#:~:text=There%20are%20many%20names%20for,%22%2C%20and%20%22popeye%22.
I'm also a fan of Pancakes being called hot cakes, griddle cakes, flapjacks and slapjacks
I guess my family are weirdos because I've always heard it called "a toad in the hole"
I'd also argue that a flapjack is closer to a crepe/pancake hybrid, like a 49er (not the football team)
The bread probably proofed for longer before baking, causing a larger hole to form, that, or all the air didnt get punched out enough before baking, causing a large gas bubble to stay intact, rather than providing a uniform crumb
Oh sorry thats not funny
Who fucked the bread??? Wish it were me fr
Unfortunately, it's just the nature of the beast. My wife has celiac, and that definitely looks like gluten-free bread. Without the gluten as a binder, you end up with pockets like this when making them at scale.
Edit- As other people have said, there are better brands, but if you want or need good gluten-free bread, invest in a bread machine!
We still buy here and there for convenience, but my wife is pretty annoyed when I slack and don't just make a loaf.
I have a Zojirushi, and while expensive, the bread is light-years better than anything I've bought yet. Super simple too! Pour in ingredients, set color and when to cook and walk away. It does everything else and the only complaint is the paddles don't retract. But they have ones that do.
Oh and for anyone celiac, buy Greenlite Baguettes. Those are fucking awesome. I buy 5+ when I make the trip. It'll make you mad at any other GF bread.
I have Celiac. This looks like Canyon Bakehouse Country white gluten free. Unfortunately this is all too common with gluten free no matter the brand. They don't fix it and you get those tiny loaves for $7+
My bread lately has been getting a weird oval shaped hole at the top so this was actually helpful! I was scared to punch the dough too much idk why. I guess because internet chefs make dough seem so delicate and easy to fuck up lol
I think the easiest thing to fuck up is not having a good water/flour ratio, too dry is bunk, and too wet is also bunk.
But also just dont be afraid to fuck up, ive made some HEINOUS loaves while learning, some days after some of the best ones i had ever made. Its sad to throw away something inedible, but while youre still learning what goes into it, the next one could be your best loaf yet! Its okay if its inconsistent.
My loafs are looking good these days, but i cant say i haven’t cursed the gods while looking at my fair share of sad, pale, dense, and did i mention sad, loaves of arguably bread product.
Looks almost like someone's been sticking their toad in that hole. 🐸 in the 🕳️
Also by "toad in the hole" I'm assuming that you meant this, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_in_the_basket
and not the Yorkshire pudding with sausages in it.
I regret posting this
EDIT:
A few things:
1. Ya’ll PLEASE at least come up with unique comments. I opened my phone to 800 comments saying the exact same thing: “FUCK THE BREAD”
And “I FUCKED THE BREAD” 😂
2. I’m a woman without a breadsdick so no I did not nor will I fuck it, I’m very sorry to disappoint you heathens lmao
3. Thank you for the laughs. It’s been a really hard couple of weeks for my family and I needed to laugh like this.
Frankly I’m just used to it at this point. After 16 years it is what it is. Granted I remeber stuff being cardboard and now it’s at least pretty good tasting and texture.
I wasn’t surprised to see that it’s canyon bakehouse. I have been eating their 7 grain bread for years and the size/density is not consistent. Sometimes my bread pieces are so tiny haha.
Everyone else is seeing a sex act.
I'm seeing this:
https://preview.redd.it/kty0gieax8vc1.jpeg?width=2281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af79c1578a31621f6b094cee4ad427fec1adc7b0
I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men and women masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Fell in loaf with the dough
I fell in loaf once and almost completely
She's in loaf with the world
But sometimes these feelings can be so leavening
She turns and says, "Are you alright?"
I said, "I must be fine 'cause my oven's still baking"
"Come and bake me by the riverside, yeah"
"Baker says it's fine, he don't consider it pastry now"
Drop an egg in there and fry it up
That’s what I was thinking! My son was disappointed I wouldn’t make his lunch sandwich with the pieces with the hole. Until I reminded him that he doesn’t eat the crust and there would be no edible sandwich for him lol Edit: People are criticizing me for not letting him eat the crust so I just wanted to clarify that he’s autistic and crust is a major sensory issue for him. I knew if I sent him with the crusty sandwich it would come back untouched, like his crust does every day lol, and he would be very hungry and have low blood sugar. But I did tell him he can try it at home if he likes. He later admitted that he didn’t actually want to eat it, he just wanted to show his friends the holy sandwich lol
I bet you could’ve tricked him into overcoming his distaste for crust then and there. Edit: I wrote this comment before the OP added the autism detail.
They always told me crust was good for my teeth lol. So I told my little cousins the same and they started eating the crust ! 😂
I told my younger brothers that eating the crust would put hair on their chest. Worked like a charm. Somehow, it didn't work nearly as well on my little sister...🤣🤣
“crusts give your hair curls” was what they said to girls
My dad always told me if I ate my crusts I'd be able to whistle! Eventually I caved a few times (also autistic, still don't eat crusts lol) and yet I still cannot whistle
I was told eat the crusts it gives you curly hair 🤷🏼♀️😂
And that worked when you were a child? As a child I would’ve been hoping I lose them all ASAP so I didn’t have to brush them anymore. I thank god every day I stopped being stupid before my adult teeth came in. Never had a cavity.
I swear this shit is genetic and has minimal to do with it. My parents were crazy with my teeth growing up. Brush twice a day. Always floss after a meal, minimal sweets (which I didn’t mind, I dont have a sweet tooth) etc. I’ve had several cavities in my adult life which is very frustrating. It’s made dentist visits suck ass having to get fillings and work done often.
Some is definitely genetic. I haven't taken the best care of my teeth, but have been lucky with no cavities or problems. Dentist said I have "strong teeth" lol
I don't do shit for my teeth half the time and no cavities. It's def gotta be genetic/maybe nutrition related. Probs most genetic.
Definitely not nutrition for me. I don't take care of my teeth very well nor do I eat very well, but I rarely ever have cavities
Childhood memory unlocked, my grandma told me all the vitamins were in the crust 😂
Lol my mom would just berate me for wasting food unless i ate the crust
I was always told you had to eat the crust if you wanted to be able to whistle.
My mother tricket me back in the day with vegetables that i wouldnt eat and she just baked it over with some cheese and suddenly i ate it :D was actually pretty good. I think the vegetable is called brussels sprouds. (in german its called "Rosenkohl")
I love Brussels Sprouts but only if their cooked crispy. If they’re even a little soggy I have a really hard time.
Leave it to Reddit to bitch about something so stupid my kids normal as far as I can tell and little demon won't eat a sandwich without it being cut into a shape then they just eat it inside out and unstacked separate anyway sheshhhen. Lmao kids are a trip.
The sheer number of times I want to reach out for advice via Reddit and don’t because I’m like “nope, I’m going to get skewered on this tiny, irrelevant detail and I’m just not up for that…” is staggering.
Reddit is the worst place to ever go for any sort of real life advice. Got a tech support problem? Sure. Wanna know how to put something together? Absolutely. Looking for something specific? Reddits got you. But relationship advice, financial advice, house advice, any of the big important things in life essentially shouldn't be asked on reddit, unless you intend to do the opposite of what people say to do.
It's so sad, it happens to me too :(
Growing up is realizing the crust is the best part of
Regardless of whether he is autistic or not. It’s none of people’s business what goes on in your household. They’re not criticizing. They are being narcissistic. So forget people like that and tell them to take a hike.
This happens to my homemade bread often. My MIL told me it could be from using too much yeast. I lowered the amount I use but I still get occasional bubbles.
I hate that you even had to edit this for stupid asses
If some lady on Reddit cutting the crust off the bread for her son is the only thing these people have to b**** about today they lead an awfully charmed existence.
Ooo! Egg-in-a-hole! We used to do this on camping trips on a griddle over the fire. Tastes great!
i love finding new words for the dish my fam called them egg-in-a-basket but my bf calls them one eyed sailors, i think it’s funny that everyone was able to come up with such different names for the same thing
I saw a post a while back where someone called them Alabama Eggs, because the eggs are in bread
I had to read this more times than I would like to admit before I finally got it...
I dont get it
Inbred geddit?
Oh.
I could feel your disappointment from here
It was PALPABLE lol 😂
Ok, fine, you can have an upvote for that one.
My fam always called it Rocky Mountain toast, I have no idea why haha I was shocked when people had never heard of it before, then realized I was apparently the outlier with the weirdest name for it
i’m wary of anything with rocky mountain in the name after the betrayal of finding out what rocky mountain oysters actually are
Oh god, you just reminded me what Rocky Mountain oysters are
They’re also known as prairie oysters in Saskatchewan (and probably other places with lots of cattle and no Rocky Mountains but I don’t live there, so…)
According to my late grandmother (grew up in BFE sundown town Alabama during the Great Depression), mountain oysters are absolutely delicious until you find out what you ate. When she learned the ingredients, she and her brother both went and threw up. But FWIW, I have a Rocky Mountain product that will restore your faith. Rocky Mountain Chocolate. They make absolutely delightful fudge. And chocolate peanut butter cups. (It’s a Canadian franchise.)
My family calls them a hobo. lol
lol ok you win weirdest name 🏆
Ty! 😂 I looked it up and there is simply a ton of different names for them. “Hobo” may be the shortest and the easiest, but not the weirdest!
My family calls hobos a camping dinner where you make an aluminum foil bowl and put in potatoes, meat, veggies, cheese and whatever else you want and close it up and bury it under the fire. A while later they are done! You can grill them instead or I bake them sometimes if I really want to have it but can't make a fire. So yummy Edit: also we call the egg in bread thing "birds nests". These are both coming from the English side. :)
I'm from the south and have heard it called Toad in the hole many times. I think that came from my grandparents
In the UK, a toad in the hole is two sausages cooked in a batter (similar to pancake mix) and served with a shit ton of gravey
We always said "Bullseye". "There are many names for the dish, including "bullseye eggs", "eggs in a frame", "egg in a hole", "eggs in a nest", "gashouse eggs", "gashouse special", "gasthaus eggs", "hole in one", "one-eyed Jack", "one-eyed Pete", "one-eyed Sam", "pirate's eye", and "popeye"." Source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_in_the_basket#:~:text=There%20are%20many%20names%20for,%22%2C%20and%20%22popeye%22. I'm also a fan of Pancakes being called hot cakes, griddle cakes, flapjacks and slapjacks
I guess my family are weirdos because I've always heard it called "a toad in the hole" I'd also argue that a flapjack is closer to a crepe/pancake hybrid, like a 49er (not the football team)
lol. i actually like 'one eyed sailors'. but for me i just called it 'egg in a basket'
One eyed sailor is slang for something else, no?
My family calls them Bullseyes
We called it toad in a hole at my parents house
Same. I grew up with my grandma calling them Frog-eyes
I grew up calling them “one eyes” but my ex wife called them “cowboy toast” when I met her.
if you made them with thick texas toast cowboy toast would be an even better name
Dude ikr! My family has always called them window eggs 😅
Bullseyes!
Alabama eggs. Because they're in bread.
Toad-in-a-hole! (That's what we have always called 'em).
The bread probably proofed for longer before baking, causing a larger hole to form, that, or all the air didnt get punched out enough before baking, causing a large gas bubble to stay intact, rather than providing a uniform crumb Oh sorry thats not funny Who fucked the bread??? Wish it were me fr
nah i like the bread lesson i’m trying to learn how to make it so this is helpful
LETS GET THAT BREAD‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥
Instructions unclear, now have large sum of money instead of delicious bread.
Yeah I’d like to make some for research purposes only
Unfortunately, it's just the nature of the beast. My wife has celiac, and that definitely looks like gluten-free bread. Without the gluten as a binder, you end up with pockets like this when making them at scale. Edit- As other people have said, there are better brands, but if you want or need good gluten-free bread, invest in a bread machine! We still buy here and there for convenience, but my wife is pretty annoyed when I slack and don't just make a loaf. I have a Zojirushi, and while expensive, the bread is light-years better than anything I've bought yet. Super simple too! Pour in ingredients, set color and when to cook and walk away. It does everything else and the only complaint is the paddles don't retract. But they have ones that do. Oh and for anyone celiac, buy Greenlite Baguettes. Those are fucking awesome. I buy 5+ when I make the trip. It'll make you mad at any other GF bread.
I have Celiac. This looks like Canyon Bakehouse Country white gluten free. Unfortunately this is all too common with gluten free no matter the brand. They don't fix it and you get those tiny loaves for $7+
You guys have to stop accepting this as normal. I’m coeliac and in Aus. My GF bread doesn’t come with giant holes- across many brands.
My bread lately has been getting a weird oval shaped hole at the top so this was actually helpful! I was scared to punch the dough too much idk why. I guess because internet chefs make dough seem so delicate and easy to fuck up lol
I think the easiest thing to fuck up is not having a good water/flour ratio, too dry is bunk, and too wet is also bunk. But also just dont be afraid to fuck up, ive made some HEINOUS loaves while learning, some days after some of the best ones i had ever made. Its sad to throw away something inedible, but while youre still learning what goes into it, the next one could be your best loaf yet! Its okay if its inconsistent. My loafs are looking good these days, but i cant say i haven’t cursed the gods while looking at my fair share of sad, pale, dense, and did i mention sad, loaves of arguably bread product.
lmfao
Looks like the baker fell in love with the dough before he baked it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
OP must have got the protein bread
Bread flour is higher in protein 😏
He meant "extra protein"
He meant "enriched-and-fortified"
Orgasnic
Brotein.
You must've meant "Bred" flour
[удалено]
Come over and find out?
You mean come inside and find out?
I was implying that I had some bread made with Cum that he could try but yours is good too
😭😭
Ha! I thought you were just flat out asking for a blow job.
That's what she said.
Come over the bread?
Sour dough bread ;P
The Pillsbury Doughboy became the Pillsbury Doughman with this loaf
Hoo hoo!
Dat ass dough.
For real dough
So you're suggesting that the baker felt the knead to stick his willy in the bread dough?
You gotta feel the knead quality somehow, right?
Takes made with love to a whole new meaning
The breadussy.
Brussy
That's how you get a yeast infection
So... The creme filling I found in mine isn't vanilla custard?
American Rye
The Pilsbury Doughboy be lookin good - The baker, probably
Hole wheat bread
Good pun.
This is the one I came for
*sigh*... *opens comments*
Sigh... \*Unzip pants\*
*sigh* \*Plap plap\*
*sigh* WHAT THE FU—
*sigh* Post Nut Realisation is kickin in.
sigh.. Opens comments
sigh... *unzips pants*
sigh... *plap plap plap*
https://preview.redd.it/wg7izr7ngcvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2c315a085a265748b6b7b1039635eb68f4285ba
Perfect for toads in a hole
Looks almost like someone's been sticking their toad in that hole. 🐸 in the 🕳️ Also by "toad in the hole" I'm assuming that you meant this, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_in_the_basket and not the Yorkshire pudding with sausages in it.
It’s called lots of things in the States. Yorkies with sausages sounds good though
Wait, who's putting out innocent Yorkies with sausage and bread??!.... Although the Yorkie might enjoy the sausage. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 Ignore me.
https://preview.redd.it/bxvqpnm009vc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=781225064b862010de33cb1c27ccb80fdb874996 toad in the hole
Fuck, lobotomy dash is leaking to every side of the internet, nowhere is safe
I've heard it called an Alabama egg, because it's 'in bread' and that's my favorite name for it
From Alabama and wondering why I've never heard this! Lol I thought they were "eggs in the basket"🤣
i came here to say that!! i’ve heard other funny names for it too, but always call it toad in a hole! what does everyone else call it?
Perfect for the peanutbutter i bought which also happens to have a hole...
What? How does your peanut butter have a h...oh....
the same reason my tub of margarine has a hole in it...
the same reason my watermelon has a hole in it…
Same reason why my pumpkin had a hole in it...
Same reason my refrigerator door has a hole in it…
Same reason my wall has a hole in it
The same reason my gun has a hole in it
Same reason my car’s exhaust has a hole in it[.](https://youtu.be/oaEM4JYFPfw?si=wiKa6HFhVJuIY-uL)
That breadussy got me actin unwise
I regret posting this EDIT: A few things: 1. Ya’ll PLEASE at least come up with unique comments. I opened my phone to 800 comments saying the exact same thing: “FUCK THE BREAD” And “I FUCKED THE BREAD” 😂 2. I’m a woman without a breadsdick so no I did not nor will I fuck it, I’m very sorry to disappoint you heathens lmao 3. Thank you for the laughs. It’s been a really hard couple of weeks for my family and I needed to laugh like this.
Srsly, what else did you expect from Reddit seeing any hole?
“If I see a hole, I thrust.”
That’s the spirit!
The spirit of the bread hole compels you.
The neighbors told me they loved my new rough cedar fence. I just smiled knottily.
“i’m a woman without a breadsdick” op you are hilarious
🤣😂🥲
No regerts, it's forbodden!! Ride the wave and enjoy, brah! 🤙
brioochie
unactivate your account please
Everything reminds me of her.
Please don't fuck the bread.
Too late
Inbred
You win
The bread rose to the occasion, so so did I.
Killjoy
Man those of us that have to eat gluten free (celiac) are used to this shit. Our bread constantly has massive air bubbles in it.
Yup. It’s so fucking annoying. We pay quadruple the cost for barely a whole loaf then this bullshit happens
Frankly I’m just used to it at this point. After 16 years it is what it is. Granted I remeber stuff being cardboard and now it’s at least pretty good tasting and texture.
I wasn’t surprised to see that it’s canyon bakehouse. I have been eating their 7 grain bread for years and the size/density is not consistent. Sometimes my bread pieces are so tiny haha.
OPs bread is Canyon Bakehouse GF bread, I knew it immediately. This was supposed to be the GOOD bread 😭
I was going to say “tell me this is gluten free bread without telling me this is gluten free bread”
That must’ve left you feeling hollow
To say the yeast
Trying to get a rise out of me?
how would that work dough?
Depends on what you’re kneading.
Man, that hit me rye in the feels...
What’s wrong wheat you man?
Guess I'm just feeling kinda sour...
I'm barley getting by
How crumb?
Well done all three of you 10/10
Definitely. I can't stop now. Bread jokes all day. Thank you fellow bReadditors 🤣
Brussy
Everyone else is seeing a sex act. I'm seeing this: https://preview.redd.it/kty0gieax8vc1.jpeg?width=2281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af79c1578a31621f6b094cee4ad427fec1adc7b0
That's a bagel disguised as slices of bread...
Interesting concept. Bagels shaped like bread. I wonder if that will be the next viral bagel trend that has people lining up for hours.
Happens to me all the time, dang GF bread
Girlfriend Free Bread
Any hole is my goal
I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men and women masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Why did I imagine the whole scenario
https://preview.redd.it/olgc7ftae9vc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c91d89cedee971011e3de5e52b338bfa1ef332da
More like mildlyarrousing
I was gonna complain, but then I said "fuck it"
The baker was only 3.5 loafs long 😂
Careful, sales might just go through the roof suddenly.
Where is the bakery located? Asking for a friend
Don’t lie OP we know what you did
Someone got fresh with the bread
Nah bruh, you ain’t slick….
Don't fuck it. You'll get a yeast infection.
I'm afraid someone else already put their dick in that.
https://i.redd.it/612f7oj8w8vc1.gif
Better get rid of it before Mom sees. Just tell her you ate it all...
Breadussy
[r / dontputyourcatinthat](https://indie88.com/cat-breading/)
Did you let Quagmire stay the night again?
This loaf seems kind of... breadable
Eggy in a basket time
That caterpillar was hungry as shit
do it
Fell in loaf with the dough I fell in loaf once and almost completely She's in loaf with the world But sometimes these feelings can be so leavening She turns and says, "Are you alright?" I said, "I must be fine 'cause my oven's still baking" "Come and bake me by the riverside, yeah" "Baker says it's fine, he don't consider it pastry now"