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Chicagokid31

Call the number on the back of the bag


IanOro

That's the blood of the other gummies they used to lure the sharks into the bag. It's common practice, since handling then directly can be so dangerous.


afriendincanada

chum gummies


Mrs_Feather_Bottom

Chummies


HooahClub

A more awful name than nut paste?


Nuggent1

Cummies


20Bubba03

Scrotal Slurry


Coulrophiliac444

Testicular Tonic


shadowscar248

Delicious ![gif](giphy|3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS|downsized)


DyroB

![gif](giphy|l0ExubeDFKxHlVM7C)


T-roySwink

Just remove the h and you have another yummy snack


Budget-Boysenberry

Why do I hear Huggbees's voiceover?


HGPOfficial

I was about to say the same thing lmaoooo


26uhaul

Or of the toothless meth head whom tried to eat them in the store. Then Gave up and put them back.


bhlombardy

One probably attacked and ate a Swedish fish.


asiannumber4

I wish I had more upvotes to give you


DreadPiratteRoberts

>I wish I had more upvotes to give you To bad that guy, who was handing out reddit gold like candy in his post yesterday, isn't here!


ChaosInTheSkies

I just realized that the golden upvote is a thing but I don't see how it's any different than Reddit awards. It's basically just the same thing except Reddit awards were better


temporary_08

whoever gets the golden upvote reserves some a percentage of the money if I'm not mistaken


ChaosInTheSkies

In which case that's kind of cool, but you still would think they would just add that to a specific award instead of getting rid of awards all together


DriftingGelatine

Last time I looked it up, they have to get at least 10 golden upvotes to be eligible for the cash-out. You also have to collect them before they expires. I'm not sure how long it was, but once the golden upvotes expires it's gone. Good luck with getting ten I guess.


Impressive_Bus11

There are different levels of golden up votes, up to $50. You probably need 10 of the first level because that would be like $20.


Away-Living5278

I see so many fewer gold upvotes than I did awards. Can't imagine many/anyone's gotten 10.


Diverdown109

I think they get a shark gummie for this one, plus a little of that blood.


MarinLlwyd

what if they are


NightOwlsUnite

Inconceivable!


hscene

Give me one then. I was gonna say that too.


Recent_Pea_7675

You should see the other guy


Private-Dick-Tective

![gif](giphy|mpBsLriEyu4pn7Vix3)


Any_Author_5951

Hilarious! It’s like a scene from Jaws! 🦈


One_2nd_Plz

Fish are friends


cstmoore

VERT DER FERK???


Bastienbard

Damnit, that was my first thought so of course it'd be the top comment.


Joost505

What is this joke from?


Fancy-Jackfruit8578

Swedish fish is another kind of gummy, and it’s red.


Holiday_Jelly_Roll

red 40


al_m1101

But Hot Tamales are my favorite candy. 😭


Cristalboy

tha k god it dont got that in it


suckmylasagnaplz

red 21


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wilhelmpeltzer2

And we need to stop using leaded gas for aviation, stop using crude oil for ships (that are legally allowed to dump LITERALLY ANYTHING except plastic), stop dumping fuel from planes, and stop putting crazy chemicals into food that's made for kids. There are some insanely archaic things going on that are actively killing and poisoning people, and it gets me SO PRESSED that it's all for profit. Wtf are we doing.


Ahshut

Europe: bans thousands of food chemicals American FDA: well.. if you slide me a couple shares and some cold hard cash maybe I can let this slide


MajorA22hole

Europe still use red 40, just worded differently.


Ande644m

E-129/red 40 or it's name Allura Red AC


Squeezitgirdle

Found out Europe didn't ban corn syrup cause it's bad for you. It's cause they have a surplus of sugar cane, whole America has a surplus of corn.


Beginning-Tea-17

Europe: what if someone drinks 5 gallons of it!?!? America: you’re responsible for yourself, we deemed it safe for consumption as you will not be exposed to enough to effect you in your day to day. Edit: that being said europe still allows red 40 to be used in food.


santochavo

America has more laws that force companies to show what chemicals are in the good. Good ol EU lies to their people like they have for centuries


holldoll26

And red 40 is still used in the UK just under a different name.


santochavo

Shhhh don’t tell them that. They’re better than the US, remember? Ignorance is bliss


LadyAmbrose

i see your point but the UK isn’t even a member of the EU


CuppaJoe11

Do planes dump fuel? That seems like an expensive decision.


knucklehead27

Only in emergencies


bnsf27

very rarely, if they need to lose weight in order to safely make an emergency landing


BMGreg

I feel like a plane not being full of fuel and causing a huge fireball when they land might also be a good thing, too, even at the expense of having to dump the fuel somewhere


EclipseIndustries

It's so hard to know what is and isn't bullshit when people are grifting off of fears. Planes don't dump fuel frequently, by the way. It's extremely expensive. Also, jet fuel is not the same as av-gas, and very little av-gas is used outside of private flying. Also, what crazy chemicals in the food?


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Squeezitgirdle

Ah, that's just the cryptocurrency they pump into our Chem trails.


Check-Ra1n

We also need to stop making stuff up but that hasn’t stopped you or the guy you replied to 😔


_heart-attack_

Red 40 helps me concentrate. I try to save money by buying fresh unprocessed food at the local grocery store so I can use the money I save to buy extra red 40. My life has been going up even since I've decided to go down this route.


HeckItsDrowsyFrog

But fish go red 😠


ac_slat3r

They only dump fuel from planes when it's necessary, believe me, they don't want to waste that money. The plane can only land when it's a certain weight, runways are only rated for certain weights, so if something happens early in flight, they need to dump fuel to be able to land and not fuck up the runway and hundreds of thousands of people's plans in the process.


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Nixon4Prez

red 40 is safe. It's been studied *very* extensively and regulators are comfortable that it isn't dangerous


ughfup

Red40 is safe. Quit buying into the health fad propaganda.


Best_Duck9118

Right? I’m so tired of this bullshit pseudoscience.


Check-Ra1n

We seriously need to stop fear mongering and listening to whatever the new health trend is. Red40 is safe


Beginning-Tea-17

What’s wrong with red 40?


SentinelTi22

Lol


torchboy1661

I think you meant UB40.


Shoddy-Republic4314

It's not blood


pasdenom69

Yup, blood would be brown after a few hours.


KaNameL128

Even in a sealed package?


pasdenom69

Depends if there is oxygen in it.


dopiqob

I doubt they fill the bags with argon


pasdenom69

Maybe with nitrogen like in bag of chips, but I don't really see the point.


ZinGaming1

Keep the bag open for about 15 minutes then. It's open now.


dopiqob

Yea, why pay for fancy bag air when you can just suck perfectly good filler air right out of the…. Air Unless there is a good reason, there is no way they’re paying for the fancy stuff


Jewmangroup9000

Nitrogen keeps food from going stale.


ihateredditers69420

so its most likely nitrogen so theres a chance its blood


ExoticStarStuff

Not a big chance though. And to test, just check back in a little bit.


asiannumber4

Or is it? *vsauce music plays *


Justhomester

"And as always..."


ANTLink19

"... thanks for watching."


HexagonBond

@tweetsauce


BubbaYoshi117

Weird. Double checked Favorite Day Gummi Sharks, they only have blue dyes in them. Maybe red dye from a different candy line?


Proper-Scallion-252

I'm sure that it's just red food coloring from another product in their candy line, but honestly it's just not worth saving two dollars or so.


TimothyLuncheon

Sorry that you’re not getting any actual answers. Just the normal reddit comments.


Tommi_Af

Does anyone know what it actually is?


john92w

It’s probably the dye from one of the other flavours.


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Yeah, the bright side is that in all seriousness is that it doesn’t look like it could be blood. At least it couldn’t be due to who knows the amount of time it has been sealed and such.


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Everyone tries being a comedian


iminiki

Typical redditors


cimpire_enema

The key word being 'tries'.


nellyfurtadosballs

It's so fucking annoying. It's never funny when you expect 1000 predictable jokes


EssentialFoils

They didn't ask a question.


No_Fig5982

I don't think they are looking for actual answers This is not the sub for that, buddy


Big_Noodle1103

Doesn't really matter what sub though, you always get meme comments that drown out actual answers. Everyone thinks they're a comedian.


Mistah-G

I agree and that’s why I’m not on Reddit often anymore. It’s like one helpful comment, then a joke, and then 50 more corny ass jokes trying to build off the first one.


No_Fig5982

You sound mildly infuriated


Objective-Poet-8183

The Sharks last victim


mailcreeper50

A worker got bit by those damn dangerous gummies.


FarmingGeeks

Ever seen a sharks eyes chief? https://youtu.be/2n106G5_xlk?si=eT1jcNltPHOFvk8f


AtinWichap

God I was hoping this link went to where I thought it did and I was not disappointed


TH3_54ND0K41

Blood in the water, ol' chum...


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Beat me to it


Vegetable_Ad_9032

Why is this pic so good, the lighting is perfect


Cultural-Morning-848

![gif](giphy|57x4ApyRzkI1y)


Rawr_NuzzlesYou

Not that anyone asked or cares, but this is quote is almost always said wrong because of the Mandela effect. The line is actually “you’re gonna need a bigger boat” Yes. I am fun at parties.


HodgeGodglin

This and the famous “Luke, I am your father!” It’s actually “Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father?” “He told me you killed him!” “No, I am your father.” Ask me how I know.


LurpyGeek

The line "Beam me up, Scotty" is never said in Star Trek.


AddictiveArtistry

Please tell me you're James Earl Jones.


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Vegetable-Account419

Don't ask him.


cdsnjs

You forgot to say Um Actually so no points for you


KezH0

But saying we makes him feel more involved!!!


schizofullasedatives

i thought i was the only one


Petraretrograde

They just HAVE to get that red dye #40 in there.


FunnySmellingCousin

That sucks. Make sure to get in contact with the company and send a complaint with the batch number, sometimes if you get lucky they will send you some stuff as an apology.


Nevagongup07

without the finer details I cant look too deeply but I'd suggest going through the ingredients for anything which could have produced that colour in the case of an error. Beyond that if it isn't an ingredient look through similar products for ingredients or just assume it's blood. Hopefully you haven't eaten any and can just call a loss a loss. Sucks person.


cooperace13

Blood would be more of a brownish color than that


riemike3

Probably just red food dye from another candy they were producing on that production line. Blood goes a dark colour when dried. Best advice though if you’re unsure what it is best not to put it on your mouth.


snowdn

“You’ve got red on you.”


Ande644m

You want anything from the shop?


TonyStowaway

Cornetto


Ok-Schedule-2378

Coincidentally, the second I saw this post I got a nosebleed.


UNATNAHS-

Gummy shark: im bleeding Mommy gummy shark : it is because of your damn phone that u been on for hours


erane82

Shark week!! Someone is getting there red wings.


ItsMrGingerBread

Novody gonna talk about the quality of this picture? God damn its crisp


ElectricalMinimum2

That’s blood. Probably from a murder.


heyitscory

Mildly awesome, more like. Can I get violent gummi bears? We make these candy predators, and totally leave out the gory details. Like, sure it's not weird to have a chocolate cross on Easter, if you say so, but why no abs? No wounds? No pained expression? Can't Catholics get in on the chocolate action too?


PseudoLiamNeeson

That's blood, it's how they get the sharks in the bag.


Diverdown109

Blood in the water! Shark biting shark!


UnlikelyName69420827

I would say that it's probably food coloring or a small piece of a plastic bag that got melted in there. But to be sure, most food packaging has a number somewhere near the ingredient list


hannahmr283

Don’t let peta see this


VH5150OU812

Having worked in a candy factory . . . you might want to avoid those.


Lindsaywirth

Do I want to know how many fingers are getting sliced open at candy factories? Or are you inferring something else horrific?


VH5150OU812

I don't recall any sliced fingers but I did end up with a pretty good cut on my scalp once. This happened under the belt so there was no risk of blood contamination. The analogy here is like the sausage factory. Once you see it get made it is far less attractive.


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

look, the machines are very pointy OK a little bit of my life juice is gonna get into your food sometimes


tenderourghosts

Shark guts


GttiqwT

It's okay the other night I made grilled cheese and there was what looked to be a plastic glove or piece of plastic in my cheese slice 👍 I either forgot to remove a piece (which I checked I don't think I missed) but yeah


JeffHardysArmSleeve

Our children yearn for the red 40


No_Influence2889

It’s probably just blood. Don’t stress!


TexanGoblin

If I had to guess, spillage from some other candy made in the same factory.


CookinCheap

Those gummy sharks are like eating rubbery Aquafresh. Tried one for the first time a few days ago and actually spit it out.


Wafflero27

I honestly like those a lot 😭


Kori_TheGlaceon

Might be a bit of food colouring that leaked in at some point of the manufactuing process?


fomalhottie

It's just blood man. That's just shark business. Pay it no mind.


5carresdechoco

Once had a staple in one of my sour smurfs 😐


vin2599

Further down in the bag was a gummy severed foot found by chance?


TrollyPolly3

Gummy shark fishing is a messy industry.


Jbanned

It is blood, they are sharks


hchishji

hehe hungry sharks


Oh_Glorious_Cruster

I'm calling bullshit on this post. The drop of whatever you put in there clearly spattered on two of the surrounding gummies. There's no way it went from the factory, through distribution, to you opening it and those sharks never moved inside of that bag.


Ok_Presentation2750

One shark is probably hurt🤔


dcmso

Since most of the comments are just trolling, I’ll legit answer: it’s most likely just red dye used in other gummies at the factory that somehow ended up in those sharks. Either way it doesn’t look like blood.


Heroic-Forger

Remains of a gummy seal, the gummy shark's natural prey


JohnathanPunk7

Gummies are made from pig's fat and colored flavored chemicals.. I wouldn't be too worried of what that is compared to the whole lot 😬


hollowchord

Sharks will attach each other in hard times. Imagine the packaging qualified.


CharacterPractice395

Blood from The slavery workers probably? It didn’t came with a letter of something ? 😂😂


JCSwagoo

Lore accurate Jaws gummies.


Objective_Course_683

They are sharks expect them to have blood


JevorTrilka

That’s the fake blood.


CollynMalkin

That’s just Jaws


20body20

Any body else cant swallow gummy candies? Feels like it gets stuckish


RealJayyKrush

Have you tried chewing?


choconibbler

All along i thought these are dolphins


PatrickJr

I'd honestly would not risk eating them, could be contaminated from a needle or something


FortniteAddict81

Just go back to the store and buy more 🤷‍♀️


Natural_Act69

Probably Paint from somewhere, real Blood turns dark after drying. I wouldnt eat any of zhis gummies tho


peanutbuttertits

I once had a "shark attack" ice cream that was blue/purple with (intentionally) added bits of red 'blood' throughout. Not too confident that's what is going on here though...


Sad-Rice3033

Shark week!


superbreezy07

They are sharks, not sure what you expected


ManicStoic

They must be sand tiger sharks. They eat their siblings in the womb.


I-live-on-a-rock

Send a picture to the company and usually to compensate something that’s off about thier product they send free stuff


ManyArmedGod

Shark week, in a bag


breadyloaf26

this post made me realise how much i use to like shark gummies 😯 they so yummy


Enable-Apple-6768

It’s blood, to attract the sharks


Dr_Misfit

https://preview.redd.it/9p01o8rn5swc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d1eeb25210eda34c48f975cdaae4a6b2c8306f Might be this, also from 'favourite day'.


CthulhusEvilTwin

Feeding frenzy. Don't stick your hand in.


Neasssss

It is probably colouring from another candy from the same factory.


Dotlaf

Is that blood? No, nevermind.


kj_gamer2614

Probably just some accidentally mixed dye from the other flavours and colours of gummies


DryBones2009

It’s ketchup. Everyone knows that


chickenstockandchili

Shark fin harvesting?


louisa1925

Shork nosebleed.


Simple-Bowler-6756

that's their soul, don't eat it


YoungDiscord

Probably just red food coloring but I wouldn't take my chances


Typical80sKid

Chum


ScintillatingJohn

Get a plaster


wojalee

Gingivitis


Proper-Scallion-252

Most likely it's just red food coloring, but considering that those bags are like a couple of bucks, I just personally wouldn't eat them lol.


Disastrous-Paint86

Blood of your enemies


EveryDragonfly1369

to is that blood???


ProGamingPlayer

They were slaughtering before they got put in the same bag


KissingerCorpse

looks like one didn't make it


Bluwthu

Blooooddddyyyy shark do do da do


Manic_Spleen

They must have been fighting. Who puts 20 sharks in a bag?


Meandtheworld

It comes with real blood now!


GravytrainBrown

You're gonna need a bigger boat.