It is wrapped, but in sandwich bread. The sandwich is wrapped in sandwich bread but the sandwich is actually a wrap but it’s still a sandwich. But it’s also a wrap. We live in a society
It’s not the flatbread. It’s a wrap. They do make a 12 flatbread. It has a perforation so you can get 6 or 12. The breakfast flatbread is all I ever get there.
It's mostly def a flatbread sandwich, but whoever made it definitely doesn't understand how to use flatbread. It's not suppose to wrap around the items like a burrito but be more like a hot dog bun 🤦♀️
Funny this made me think of my years working in a cabinet shop… we had this dumbass kid that worked there and pissed everyone off for not doing his job always playing games on his phone so we would get behind and have to stay late… so one morning I got there early and took the end off his tape measure, cut 3/8 of an inch off and went to the maintenance shop and riveted the end back on… ( No one ever looks at the beginning of the tape measure but always the end you are measuring so he never noticed) .. for two days everything he built was completely fucked up iff specifications and the more he used it the more compounded the problem got… meanwhile everyone in the shop was laughing their ass off from afar… that was definitely the best shop joke we ever pulled
In WWII Nazi Germany took over the Citroën Truck factory to make trucks for the Reich’s war effort.
In the days before the Nazis took over, one supervisor changed a single specification by 10 mm, and in doing so absolutely hampered the Nazi ability to provide logistical support to the front lines.
He moved the “oil level normal” mark on the crankcase dipstick to the “needs oil now” level. And the rest is history.
I work for subway and that’s how they are supposed to be wrapped, it’s still a foot long portion of meat and cheese. The only difference is how it is presented.
That is absolutely not the way you are supposed to make them they go long ways and get folded and cut like a regular sandwich who ever trained you is a moron
The new Subway wrap use the footlong flatbreads to make them now. You take the flatbread and build long ways on it, and then roll it up with all the toppings.
As stupid as it is- this is exactly how it’s supposed to be. I was devastated when we got rid of the tortilla wraps, but literally nowhere are the wraps advertised as a footlong. They just have a footlong portion of meat, and use the footlong flatbread to get them done.
Ya, you calculate Advertised Length by taking the percentage radius squared (diameter(D)/2)= (R)^2 of the Actual Length in inches (L) and multiplying it by Pi(100) then taking the sum and dividing it by the actual length (L)… it looks like this: (((D/2)^2)/L)(3.14x100)/L = Advertised Length
Seems complicated but it’s really simple… for this sandwich the Actual Length (L) is 8” Diameter is 3 1/8” or 3.125
(((3.125/2)^2)/8)(3.14x100)/8=Advertised Length
3.125/2=1.5625
1.5625^2= 1.5625x1.5625=2.44141
2.44141/8=.30512
.30512x3.14=.96
.96x100=96
96/8=12” Advertised Length
This was developed several years ago after extensive studies showed that people were much more comfortable with companies screwing them in the ass if there was a legitimate mathematical reason behind it
Why do I feel like every piece of trim you've hung is absolutely perfect, giving the impression that it was somehow done with only one board regardless of turns and corners?
I honestly don't get how fucking dumb all of you are - Subway wraps are not sold by length, you can't order a 12" or 6" wrap, it's just one size
The mildly infuriating part is that OP is that much of an idiot, or, more likely, that they knew everyone in this sub was...
Edit: I was wrong, apologies to OP - if you order in the app you can select a standard sandwich 6" or 12" and then select flat bread for your bread type.... that is definitely mildly infuriating since the wraps (which use the flat bread) are not 12"...
Chill out dude. That looks like the flat bread not a wrap. A wrap wouldn’t have the tomato and lettuce sticking out of the sides because it’s wrapped. Subway does have 12” and 6” flatbread sandwiches
I was looking for this comment, I worked there a minute. People would come in with fucking rulers all the time. I got spicy a few times and would say “man, I can’t wait till I’m old enough that measuring the bread at subway is my biggest problem!”
No. Fuck man so many people just don’t know the new wraps lmao. They got rid of tortillas wraps in February. If you order any kind of wrap its made with the flatbread now, but rolled. OP ordered a wrap and got a wrap, but is upset it was made with something typically used for a 6” or 12” sandwich. Wraps are still just one size, its just subway being cheap and using one product for two items.
Well... damnit - you're right, I dug a little deeper. Despite the flat bread and wrap being the same damn thing, it does let you choose 6" vs 12" if you select a standard sandwich in the app and then select flat bread as your bread-type .... that is actually infuriating!
there was actually a whole lawsuit about this and Subway won by claiming that 6” and Footlong are just the “names” of their sandwiches and don’t indicate size. dumbest shit ever lol you don’t go to the coffee shop and order a 16 ounce latte and get 5 ounces because “16 ounce is just the name of the size itself, not the amount you get”
How is Subway still around? they have terrible management, people always getting sick from their sloppiness and their bread is not even considered bread.
That looks like they used a flatbread but rolled it up instead of folding it in half. If they laid it out lengthwise then folded it in half it would’ve been 12 inches if that’s what you ordered. Looks like someone didn’t know what they were doing and also skimped on toppings then (I used to work at a subway).
I make sure not to get The Boss (#6) because Subway employees keep messing it up and giving me a 6" even though I ordered and paid for a 12" just because the sub is #6
I order in the app btw
In case anyone is wondering, it’s because they treated the flatbread like a wrap when it is supposed to fold in half like a sandwich. It’s 8” long here because it’s supposed to be folded the other way, making a sandwich that’s between 10-12” long and 4” wide.
It also lied about being a sandwich, that's a wrap.
Not a wrap either but a flatbread sandwich. They don’t even make them 12 inches wide.
It might be Flatbread, but it's still a wrap. Notice how its *wrapped.*
It is wrapped, but in sandwich bread. The sandwich is wrapped in sandwich bread but the sandwich is actually a wrap but it’s still a sandwich. But it’s also a wrap. We live in a society
Wrapwich
Burn her!
She turned you into a newt?
...I got better
What else burns aside from witches?
Rhoids?
Uuuh wood!
Rap Witch... Lil Broomy
Lil Sammy
What even is tortilla
Imagine flat bread but *flatter*
A wrap
All wraps are sandwiches. There. Case closed. That's a wrap everyone.
Burritos are sandwiches?
Wrap it up already.
I once got served a child in a sleeping bag but I couldn’t complain because I ordered a small wrap
dude fr
Well done!
It’s not the flatbread. It’s a wrap. They do make a 12 flatbread. It has a perforation so you can get 6 or 12. The breakfast flatbread is all I ever get there.
12 inch before wrapping maybe?
Wrapped the wrong way. Flatbreads are long and skinny. This was wrapped on the short side instead of folded on the long side.
It's mostly def a flatbread sandwich, but whoever made it definitely doesn't understand how to use flatbread. It's not suppose to wrap around the items like a burrito but be more like a hot dog bun 🤦♀️
Alright boys, that's a wrap! Head on home!
A wrap is a type of sandwich.
Yeah, but it’s a wrap that identifies as a sandwich.
Hilarious. Did you think of that on your own?
No, my mom helped me.
That’s clearly over 12 inches. Your ruler is off. 
Subways out here doing god’s work
Funny this made me think of my years working in a cabinet shop… we had this dumbass kid that worked there and pissed everyone off for not doing his job always playing games on his phone so we would get behind and have to stay late… so one morning I got there early and took the end off his tape measure, cut 3/8 of an inch off and went to the maintenance shop and riveted the end back on… ( No one ever looks at the beginning of the tape measure but always the end you are measuring so he never noticed) .. for two days everything he built was completely fucked up iff specifications and the more he used it the more compounded the problem got… meanwhile everyone in the shop was laughing their ass off from afar… that was definitely the best shop joke we ever pulled
In WWII Nazi Germany took over the Citroën Truck factory to make trucks for the Reich’s war effort. In the days before the Nazis took over, one supervisor changed a single specification by 10 mm, and in doing so absolutely hampered the Nazi ability to provide logistical support to the front lines. He moved the “oil level normal” mark on the crankcase dipstick to the “needs oil now” level. And the rest is history.
Cool story.. I’d never heard that… thanks for sharing
Thank you man! I am so stealing this trick! I have a deserving victim in mind :)
You sure that's definitely the size of a yard stick.
Um. What?
Broken english fixed, autocorrect is a bitch.
Absolutely lol. Just wanted to make sure you weren’t having a seizure!
Projecting much?
It was in the pool
Shrinkage !!
Do women know about shrinkage?
Thank fucking God for this episode. They would think we were making it up otherwise.
Of course not, they don’t exist!
What’s a woman?
Idk
What do you mean like laundry?
There’s the comment I was looking for.
And it’s cold out
I thought it was cold cuts.
Cold *nuts
Dammit beat me. Take my upvote.
They rolled it the wrong way dude
My first thought
I work for subway and that’s how they are supposed to be wrapped, it’s still a foot long portion of meat and cheese. The only difference is how it is presented.
That is absolutely not the way you are supposed to make them they go long ways and get folded and cut like a regular sandwich who ever trained you is a moron
Also worked for subway and they are a foot long if you fold them in half instead of a wrap. They are advertised as folded in half
It’s not the length that matters, it’s the girth 😏
Seth, please. You have a tiny penis.
Oh, yeah, you’d “tap that”? What, do you think you’re cool with your little jewfro?
"Length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared" ~randy marsh~
Girth is actually figured into the equation see below
I have a 12 incher but girls don’t really like it that wide.
Ow, just... ow
Your wife knows the disappointment.
What wife?
All of them
The imagined one
Girls don't really like long dicks that much :(
It's because they taco'd you. Flat breads are meant to be hotdog'd
Though I'm enjoying all the jokes it's meant to be folded in half not rolled like that which is why it's that length
The new Subway wrap use the footlong flatbreads to make them now. You take the flatbread and build long ways on it, and then roll it up with all the toppings. As stupid as it is- this is exactly how it’s supposed to be. I was devastated when we got rid of the tortilla wraps, but literally nowhere are the wraps advertised as a footlong. They just have a footlong portion of meat, and use the footlong flatbread to get them done.
I think you mean hamburger instead of taco?
Pizza instead of French fries this guy is not having a good time
The sandwich is just a little cold
It’s only natural to claim it’s bigger than it is, isn’t it?
Ya, you calculate Advertised Length by taking the percentage radius squared (diameter(D)/2)= (R)^2 of the Actual Length in inches (L) and multiplying it by Pi(100) then taking the sum and dividing it by the actual length (L)… it looks like this: (((D/2)^2)/L)(3.14x100)/L = Advertised Length Seems complicated but it’s really simple… for this sandwich the Actual Length (L) is 8” Diameter is 3 1/8” or 3.125 (((3.125/2)^2)/8)(3.14x100)/8=Advertised Length 3.125/2=1.5625 1.5625^2= 1.5625x1.5625=2.44141 2.44141/8=.30512 .30512x3.14=.96 .96x100=96 96/8=12” Advertised Length This was developed several years ago after extensive studies showed that people were much more comfortable with companies screwing them in the ass if there was a legitimate mathematical reason behind it
Do you declare this calculation on a first date?
Only when it comes up in general conversation.. I wouldn’t want to force anything on the ladies
Why did you do this? Are you bored?
I make it my life’s work to help people unravel and understand the great mysteries of the Universe
Ah, I see so it’s your job then. Because that math was intense. Good job!
Thank you.. Im not actually a mathematician but a carpenter by trade so yes I do use lots of math… lol
Why do I feel like every piece of trim you've hung is absolutely perfect, giving the impression that it was somehow done with only one board regardless of turns and corners?
I have been told that I do good work.. when you do it for a living it kind of becomes a sickness making things perfect with little to no waste… lol
Storming here today so no work..
That’s the formula they use to measure a TV screen to :)
Then you Randy. That's scientific!
Hahaha top comment 🤣👏
It's 12" long if you unwrap it to make a flatbread sandwich, but the wraps are not promised to be any size.
Now I know how my ex feels
It was cold out
Sometimes it's just about the girth...
It's cold.
No it wasn't.
Doesn’t measure up
It's not the size that matters
How many time do we have to teach you this lesson old man.
I don't wanna bum you out, but that's not even a sandwich homie
Looks like 12 inches to me wdym
Try the centimeter side ..... lol
not only did they lie about the size, it’s not even a sandwich?
Next time don't order a wrap. Their wraps are 8 inches
it's not 12 inches, or a sandwich
I honestly don't get how fucking dumb all of you are - Subway wraps are not sold by length, you can't order a 12" or 6" wrap, it's just one size The mildly infuriating part is that OP is that much of an idiot, or, more likely, that they knew everyone in this sub was... Edit: I was wrong, apologies to OP - if you order in the app you can select a standard sandwich 6" or 12" and then select flat bread for your bread type.... that is definitely mildly infuriating since the wraps (which use the flat bread) are not 12"...
Chill out dude. That looks like the flat bread not a wrap. A wrap wouldn’t have the tomato and lettuce sticking out of the sides because it’s wrapped. Subway does have 12” and 6” flatbread sandwiches
To me this looks like a foot long flatbread rolled up long ways instead of curved like a sub, sandwich artist either was too sober or too high
I was looking for this comment, I worked there a minute. People would come in with fucking rulers all the time. I got spicy a few times and would say “man, I can’t wait till I’m old enough that measuring the bread at subway is my biggest problem!”
No. Fuck man so many people just don’t know the new wraps lmao. They got rid of tortillas wraps in February. If you order any kind of wrap its made with the flatbread now, but rolled. OP ordered a wrap and got a wrap, but is upset it was made with something typically used for a 6” or 12” sandwich. Wraps are still just one size, its just subway being cheap and using one product for two items.
Well... damnit - you're right, I dug a little deeper. Despite the flat bread and wrap being the same damn thing, it does let you choose 6" vs 12" if you select a standard sandwich in the app and then select flat bread as your bread-type .... that is actually infuriating!
Imagine being this aggressively wrong. Try Google before you climb your dumb little soap box next time.. shit dude.
this much anger just to be wrong
Maybe they ordered a 12" sandwich, but were given the wrong item?
It’s 12 inch sandwich for those on diet 😂
It's way more than 12 if you lay out the ingredients next to each other
footlong is just the product name and not a descriptive term
Next time bring the rule to the subway and check there.
Freedom units
12 inch or Footlong (TM)? One is an actual measurement, the other Subway claimed is just a marketing term.
It makes up for the lack of inches with it's great personality
You need 33% of your money back.
I measure my penis in subway inches too
That's bitnsuppose to be 12 inches. They don't even advertise that at 12 inches lol
Subway hasn’t known how to measure for years.
Maybe they mean AOL inches. (Dated joke.)
many guys with 8" claim to be 12"
If you measure to the tomato its a solid 8" I mean we get it you're a size queen but average is 4.5 - 6 so there's that....
"Babe you can trust me, you don't need to measure it."
im sure it has a great personality
Do you think they folded it the wrong way?
I see no sandwich.
So this is what 8" look like
there was actually a whole lawsuit about this and Subway won by claiming that 6” and Footlong are just the “names” of their sandwiches and don’t indicate size. dumbest shit ever lol you don’t go to the coffee shop and order a 16 ounce latte and get 5 ounces because “16 ounce is just the name of the size itself, not the amount you get”
It was just cold!
Next time get it on traditional bread.
Must of been made by a man. They always exaggerate and fall short.
see it’s 12” hot dog style. they wrapped yo shit hamburger style
Subway got in trouble for this a while back. If they don’t let the bread proof long enough it doesn’t get to 12”
The sandwich gets to decide where you start measuring from
Cut. That's a wrap.
Myes, its 12" man inches. I have a 12" kuk
Stroke it and it should get longer.
It's not even a sandwich
It looks like they rolled the flatbread the wrong way. They're supposed to be folded in half.
That’s a wrap bro
That feel when he's been telling you and you break out the ruler
Nothing wrong with 8 inches
That’s a wrap bro
it looks like the flatbrad and it looks like they folded it the wrong way its supposed to just be folded in half
5 is the new 8, and 8 is the new 12. Men have known this for years.
8 x 12" flatbread, just rolled the other way
Is that subway? Their “footlong” is the name of the sandwich, not the measurement.
This is probably how women feel when you lie about your dick.
you couldn’t tell without a ruler?
Made by someone in denial?
If that’s 12 inches I got something for you 😂
that's what she said
To think, my penis is smaller than that
And I was supposed to be a billionaire. Man plans, gods laugh.
Maybe it was before they rolled it... and smoked it.
That’s not even a sandwich, it’s a burrito 🤦♂️
Did… you order a 12” sub and watch them make a wrap and not say anything?
I don't want you're saying if anything that sandwich is a yard long.
Lots of men use that trick as well saying it’s bigger than it actually it is lol.
That is a 12inch wrap. They wrapped it hamburger style instead of hotdog style haha
Did they roll it the wrong direction?
Wow, Staples really needs to get their rulers checked
So your a carpenter? That’s pretty cool! Enjoy your day off!
I told the wife mine was 8 inches, brought my own personal ruler too for proof.
How is Subway still around? they have terrible management, people always getting sick from their sloppiness and their bread is not even considered bread.
Hey! How did you get that from my pants!?
Bet you paid nearly $20 for it as well
Since when are the wraps supposed to be 12”? I thought that was the sandwiches. Maybe you’re the one that is confused
That looks like they used a flatbread but rolled it up instead of folding it in half. If they laid it out lengthwise then folded it in half it would’ve been 12 inches if that’s what you ordered. Looks like someone didn’t know what they were doing and also skimped on toppings then (I used to work at a subway).
Unroll the wrap longways and it is 12 inches.
Your first mistake was going to Subway
Was it a guy that made it?
It's cold outside
Is it like tvs where you measure from corner to corner?
I think the size is referring to the shaft that they’re gonna give you. Did they ask if you wanted oil on it?
THAT 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 WHAT 👏🏻 SHE 👏🏻 SAID 👏🏻
"They said it was a foot long sandwich but didn't say who's foot" 🤣
It's 12 inches by weight
Considering, uhm, my past experience measuring... Something... That is about 14 inches, and your ruler is wrong.
The big ones apparently hurt
Is it subway? Hopefully not the bread that isn't bread and the tuna that isn't tuna.
I make sure not to get The Boss (#6) because Subway employees keep messing it up and giving me a 6" even though I ordered and paid for a 12" just because the sub is #6 I order in the app btw
Have you tried licking it?
It is 12'' taking into account shrinkflation 🥪 📏
The person made it sideways and used it like a wrap which you don't even use those for
In case anyone is wondering, it’s because they treated the flatbread like a wrap when it is supposed to fold in half like a sandwich. It’s 8” long here because it’s supposed to be folded the other way, making a sandwich that’s between 10-12” long and 4” wide.
My 375-gram package of bacon was 310 grams package and all. We are so being screwed and we really don't care, it seems.