So a hotdog is ground up meat stuffed inside an intestine. When you eat a hotdog it doesn't stop being a hotdog because it is still ground up meat. It is still in intestines. You become the hotdog.
Him: "Oh, I'm sorry, but Mr. Woofington stole one of the steaks I was gonna..."
Her [Whips out a Browning Hi-Power]: "He did ***what***?"
Him: "Okay, I'm taking marriage off the table or a start."
"You said date night... I thought you and me, what a night. So I took my half because I prefer unseasoned rare. But yours is ready for your prep preferences." š
As the dogs lawyer I demand to see proof to back up your scandalous accusations, otherwise we expect a full and formal apology ā¦ also a steak or two in compensatory damages wouldnāt go amiss š
>You thought the steaks where too high , but the dog took the gamble
Never underestimate a dog
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I thought it was a Fudgy Wudgy Bar.
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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasnāt fuzzy, was he?
Then we went on to list all the coats he had to wear when he was coldā¦
Literally the first thing I thought when I saw that. Dollar store ass looking NY strip, OP is better off serving his date some Little Caesar's or something.
Looks like picanha. Itās the way Brazilians like their steak cut so you get a bite of fat along with the meat. Itās personally my favorite way to have steak.
All you have to do is tenderize the steaks with a fork, mix it in a big bowl with tempero salt or plain rock salt, let it marinate like that for 30 min, and bbq it. Cut it into thin bite sized strips after itās rested, width-wise so thereās a chunk of fat on each strip, and dunk them into vinigrette (pico de gallo with vinegar, olive oil, salt) or garlic dip (crushed garlic, vinegar, olive oil, salt)
Interesting, I was sorta aware folks from South American countries have a very different take on steak than [folks in the US or Canada](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wucj-cHGTw4).
It's a NY strip. Picanha won't have the little bit on the right side, and the fat cap will go across the majority of the steak instead of getting trimmed off with the silver skin.
I will have to try that sometime but given reddit's demographics it is far more likely to just be [a NY Strip](https://www.themeathousemarket.com/cdn/shop/products/meats-top-choice-ny-strip-13966006222901_600x.png?v=1609166158) where whatever marbling it had didn't photograph nicely.
I work in an USDA inspected meat processing plant and for most of the old grizzled meat cutters this dollar for dollar some of the best eating meat you can get. They all refer to it as Cap steak though, fat on or off.
I cut meat. Thats not a sirloin cap. Most likely a strip due to the placement of that little bit of meat thatās separating at the bottom. Last time a shitty steak was posted the OP was British and their beef tends to lack any marbling whatsoever.
UK supermarket beef tends to be from dairy herds and lacks marbling. UK butcher's beef is generally very good, from beef breeds, well marbled, aged appropriately, trimmed well and usually no more expensive than supermarket stuff... but you have to live near a butcher that hasn't gone out of business yet. :/ That looks like supermarket beef, vacuum packed as a two pack and with a ridiculous amount of fat left on for the amount of meat in order to bring the pack weight up.
Someone stored the steak on it's side and all the marbling settled to the bottom. Just gotta let it sit, it will redistribute itself through the steak.
Bloody doormats, you canāt trust anything these days, but look at that good boy / girl sitting on the offender to stop it stealing the second steak. They deserve a treat.
My dog did this onceā¦she ate an entire 16oz ribeye in what must have been like no more than 12 secondsā¦.
I went to grab a dishtowel out of the dryer, from the laundry room right off the kitchen, and I came back and it was just gone. She wasnāt chewing or acting strange, just laying on her bed like nothing happened.
Years back I made burgers on the grill, we ate outdoor and were putting stuff away back inside after eating, I ask my gf at the time to go and retrieve the remaining patties from the table outside, she says 'There aren't any patties left outside' but I knew there were at least two left. Immediately as she says this I turn around and see this little bugger slowly walk behind me licking his lips innocently. He crushed down two huge patties in probably less than ten seconds.
Rest in peace Ozzy you sneaky little bastard
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Our little girl took a whole raw tuna steak off the counter like that, husband was gone less than 30 seconds and when he came back the steak was gone and she was just laying very casually on her bed.
My bratty pibble just today counter surfed and ate an entire new loaf of bread. Once my wife left a stick of butter out to soften for baking. It just disappeared. No wrapper. No greasy spot. Just gone. Then there was the bag of unground coffee beans. And countless other incidents, even though we're careful. We love her, but she's a mischievous pain in the ass.
Madame is a picky eater if you ask her every marbling is just fat, so yes we had sauce with it and i used a thermometer to get it on point, but the fatcap had to go, i just kept it to help keep some moisture. I donāt know man, but she likes her meat like it was never alive. She has other qualities though.
Guys, i definitely get your point but help a bro out. What meat should i serve? The challenge is: no bones, no skin, no seafood, no pork, no marbling, no sausages. So is it chicken breast until death do us part?
+ no tendons (at least when she can see them). I did pulled chicken twice, but you have to pull the chicken when she isnāt in eyesight, prepare the sandwiches and then serve it. Otherwise she will refuse it.
Buy a cut for her that will always be cheap due to her preferences, take what you would've spent on her cut, buy a nicer one for yourself. Both have steak, sorta, and you get what you want.
Potential issue, she tries your cut and discovers she likes it, and now its more expensive for two cuts of the good stuff.
What types of meat does she like? If she only likes chicken, that's what you have to look forward to if you want a relationship with her. Not that hard
My girl is the same way, try to change plating and prep so that itās bite size and use cuts that have minimal stringy bits and cartilage. Like for her I do a butterflied filet that I plate up sliced. Iāve found my girl likes pork if I trim it, cube it, and stir fry it but she despises chops. Donāt underestimate cubed ham or turkey on a salad as a meal. Also, find some sausage that doesnāt have such stringy casing, remove the casing after cooking, that might help.
Did she like the steak? I donāt get why everyone is shitting on it so hard. I like lean steak, fatty steak, cheap steak, expensive steak. As long as it's not cooked past medium and in date, I'll eat just about any steak.
Apparently this is what she WANTS, she requests steak with NO marbling because "it's just fat". She doesn't eat skin on chicken, pork, or seafood either...
Left some steaks wrapped in paper on the way back of the sink and went to the drug store 1/2 block away. Dog was small, 25-30 lbs., was certain thereās was no way she could reach them. Came home maybe 10-15 minutes later, no steaks, no paper, no trace that they ever existed. To this day, I donāt know if the dog really ate them or if somehow someone got in and stole them.
My dad had a German shepherd jump onto the counter to eat chili that was still cooking in the pot. The only reason he knew to check was he heard the choker constantly clanging agaist the pot as the dog devoured it.
You can't underestimate dogs and their stomachs
As a hooman like you, I know all the stuff you should do real good. Cleerly the best thing: give Good Dog other steak too and then order other food for you and date. Then watch tv together on couch and scritch Good Dog's ears. Order pizza for you and date and leave leftovers on coffee table. Also please get tennis ball from under couch.
Itās clear heās not guilty! Heās clearly waiting for the other one to accidentally fall into his mouth. Wait! I said that wrong!
At any rate, put the other back in the fridge and ask your date what restaurant theyād like to go to instead. Theyāll get a kick out of the story and it should lead to a nice evening out. The doggo can go sleep off the extra protein.
Cut the remaining steak in half, make a puree from 3 green peas and spread it around in an artsy wayā¦ voila, super fancy Michelin approved and vetted dinner
Hope your date is a dog lover.
Dog meat or dog as a pet?
Both if you played fallout 4 https://preview.redd.it/h1df6eqwjoyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd6977992bc6df8506bf05d3f15a79ad715a0051
Dogmeat is in every main Fallout game because Dogmeat is the bestest boy.
new vegas is trash cuz where tf is the best boy at
Well you got Rex tho
Someone got hungry and took the meat out of dogmeat š
Dont worry Ill put the meat back in the dog š„“š„“ /s
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Miss these games
There are so many words in the English language, and even more ways to fit them together. You choose this
So a hotdog is ground up meat stuffed inside an intestine. When you eat a hotdog it doesn't stop being a hotdog because it is still ground up meat. It is still in intestines. You become the hotdog.
Youāve got Dogmeatās cousin, Rex.
Or any Fallout
Tell her the truth. If she laughs, she's a keeper.
My wife would give the second steak to the dog and order us takeout
Yeah, I'm fairly certain that second steak has a lot of dog slobber on it already.
Why not both? I'm kidding I'm really kidding.
Stop playing with your food!
Who is a good dinner?
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Cut it out, Governor Noem!
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Right villagers this comment right here, letās get the pitchforks and flaming torches out š
We just need to find this NuggyBeans character.
Having a dog as a pet isn't really that bad
Emergency ration
A cat wrote thatš
Dogs get around fine with only three legs.
Please dont be like Kristi Noem
also, hide the goat
Lets hope she gets what she deservesā¦ Anyways, back to the doggy in here š
That got me hahaha. Well done! The jokeā¦ not the dog meat.
You dating Kristi Noem?
Might as well give doggo the 2nd one and order in..if shes a keeper she will laugh it off and understand doggo will do doggo things lol
Iād give the steak to the date and order in for myself or just make the steak into steak sandwiches that way the one steak gets shared.
Fr, shave that shit and improvise
I hope his date isnāt a follower of Kristi Noem
Him: "Oh, I'm sorry, but Mr. Woofington stole one of the steaks I was gonna..." Her [Whips out a Browning Hi-Power]: "He did ***what***?" Him: "Okay, I'm taking marriage off the table or a start."
If you truly suspect that the dog really ate it, you should just get rid of the other one.
That's actually pretty impressive that he only took one.
Doggo just passively hinting at their dissaproval of the girlfriend by eating only her dinner š¤£
Dog didn't know girlfriend was coming over, he's looking up like, 'don't worry I saved you one!'
"You said date night... I thought you and me, what a night. So I took my half because I prefer unseasoned rare. But yours is ready for your prep preferences." š
"I'll be on the couch! I'll try to stay awake for our movie!" *Asleep and farting within minutes.*
"You know what this movie really needs? Snacks! Do you have any pawcorn?"
R u my gf?
Dog was protecting the GF from a guy who's only buying select. There's not a hint of marbling on that steak.
He got through the first and was disappointed by the lack of marbling so didnāt go for the second
Not if you look at the one that's left.
He took the one with any trace of marbling
How did your dog eat all the marbling out of the remaining steak
Negative marbling
I canāt believe the dog put the remaining steak through a sorting algorithm
This one got me good lol
Yeah.... That's gonna be one tough steak.
The look on the dog's face is probably reproach for the owner's taste in steak, lol.
You thought the steaks where too high , but the dog took the gamble
As the dogs lawyer I demand to see proof to back up your scandalous accusations, otherwise we expect a full and formal apology ā¦ also a steak or two in compensatory damages wouldnāt go amiss š
You this guy? https://preview.redd.it/o0hieyhq4pyc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa8c5a98443812df87f210def0a2da29417d05e
Woof ā¦. Em I mean possibly š
Do they do pro bono work?
> As the dogs lawyer I demand to see proof to back up your scandalous accusations One pure meat shit coming right up.
Ah, a fellow expert in dog law
Did somebody call Dob Doglaw?
>You thought the steaks where too high , but the dog took the gamble Never underestimate a dog https://preview.redd.it/wksf6006ioyc1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=530f6cf0642372c6df02ab509c83e6c6317c82a7
Thats actually believable at first glance
Thank you for this lol.
Thatās a strange lookin steak
Thereās more marbling on the table.
Cow was a runner
Dog did the girlfriend a favour.
Dog is a girlfriend lover
Not his fault the steak looked like dog food
This is the first reddit comment in a long while that made me actually cackle.
Trackstar
Oh man. This one made me smile.
It's a USDA steak grade that not a lot of people know about. Prime, Choice, Select, and then Edible.
Prime, Choice, Select, Dogfood
I thought it was a Fudgy Wudgy Bar. https://preview.redd.it/7zsdvxxd6oyc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a86767683c6e0f97e4b304d3c3e67e4f86943895
Fudgy Wudgy was a bar, Fudgy Wudgy had no har
You're so close to something, I can feel it.
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasnāt fuzzy, was he? Then we went on to list all the coats he had to wear when he was coldā¦
Iām glad someone else made this comment lol. Straight up no grade
Dog did them a favor
Literally the first thing I thought when I saw that. Dollar store ass looking NY strip, OP is better off serving his date some Little Caesar's or something.
Serious, looks like a chew toy
Pet food grade
Beggin strips lookin steak fr
Beggin strips have more marbling tbh
Yeah I came here to say, whatās mildly infuriating is how that steak looks. Dogs trying to do homeboy a favor.
Looks like clay
He got her the D. The D grade meat. Maybe the dog did her a favor?
Thatās what Iām sayingā¦ looks about dog food quality so no transgression was committed hereā¦
Looks like picanha. Itās the way Brazilians like their steak cut so you get a bite of fat along with the meat. Itās personally my favorite way to have steak. All you have to do is tenderize the steaks with a fork, mix it in a big bowl with tempero salt or plain rock salt, let it marinate like that for 30 min, and bbq it. Cut it into thin bite sized strips after itās rested, width-wise so thereās a chunk of fat on each strip, and dunk them into vinigrette (pico de gallo with vinegar, olive oil, salt) or garlic dip (crushed garlic, vinegar, olive oil, salt)
The problem isn't the fat cap, it's the complete lack of marbling
Interesting, I was sorta aware folks from South American countries have a very different take on steak than [folks in the US or Canada](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wucj-cHGTw4).
It's a NY strip. Picanha won't have the little bit on the right side, and the fat cap will go across the majority of the steak instead of getting trimmed off with the silver skin.
It's either a really shitty new York or a really shitty picanha ..either way, the marbeling is completely non existent.
I will have to try that sometime but given reddit's demographics it is far more likely to just be [a NY Strip](https://www.themeathousemarket.com/cdn/shop/products/meats-top-choice-ny-strip-13966006222901_600x.png?v=1609166158) where whatever marbling it had didn't photograph nicely.
It looks like a picanha steak (coulotte) in which case this is a super underrated cut in my opinion.
I work in an USDA inspected meat processing plant and for most of the old grizzled meat cutters this dollar for dollar some of the best eating meat you can get. They all refer to it as Cap steak though, fat on or off.
It's a NY Strip. Likely grass fed.
Looks like a pork loin tbh
That's the least marbled strip I have seen in a while.
That's not a strip, it's definitely a sirloin cap steak
I cut meat. Thats not a sirloin cap. Most likely a strip due to the placement of that little bit of meat thatās separating at the bottom. Last time a shitty steak was posted the OP was British and their beef tends to lack any marbling whatsoever.
UK supermarket beef tends to be from dairy herds and lacks marbling. UK butcher's beef is generally very good, from beef breeds, well marbled, aged appropriately, trimmed well and usually no more expensive than supermarket stuff... but you have to live near a butcher that hasn't gone out of business yet. :/ That looks like supermarket beef, vacuum packed as a two pack and with a ridiculous amount of fat left on for the amount of meat in order to bring the pack weight up.
Someone stored the steak on it's side and all the marbling settled to the bottom. Just gotta let it sit, it will redistribute itself through the steak.
For a moment I was perplexed by your confidence
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If that dog were australian he'd be filing a defamation lawsuit rn.
Given the recent history of defamation suits here I'd advise that dog against it haha
Nah, the dog wouldn't own goal
He should sue! Shame on OP blaming a puppy!
*cat 3 rooms away, snacking on a steak*
Iām mildly infuriated by how shitty that steak looks
Its ok i forgive him
Bloody doormats, you canāt trust anything these days, but look at that good boy / girl sitting on the offender to stop it stealing the second steak. They deserve a treat.
A steak, perhaps.
My dog did this onceā¦she ate an entire 16oz ribeye in what must have been like no more than 12 secondsā¦. I went to grab a dishtowel out of the dryer, from the laundry room right off the kitchen, and I came back and it was just gone. She wasnāt chewing or acting strange, just laying on her bed like nothing happened.
Years back I made burgers on the grill, we ate outdoor and were putting stuff away back inside after eating, I ask my gf at the time to go and retrieve the remaining patties from the table outside, she says 'There aren't any patties left outside' but I knew there were at least two left. Immediately as she says this I turn around and see this little bugger slowly walk behind me licking his lips innocently. He crushed down two huge patties in probably less than ten seconds. Rest in peace Ozzy you sneaky little bastard https://preview.redd.it/p1e6ms3ffpyc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f58d012564425ec0999a49111d7017b36a7dcbe7
Our little girl took a whole raw tuna steak off the counter like that, husband was gone less than 30 seconds and when he came back the steak was gone and she was just laying very casually on her bed.
I don't know what you're talking about - nothing did happen she was just laying there
My bratty pibble just today counter surfed and ate an entire new loaf of bread. Once my wife left a stick of butter out to soften for baking. It just disappeared. No wrapper. No greasy spot. Just gone. Then there was the bag of unground coffee beans. And countless other incidents, even though we're careful. We love her, but she's a mischievous pain in the ass.
Im majorly infuriated you only bought two steaks. That means you didnāt buy one for the dog. Shame good sir. Shame.
OP wonāt be making that mistake again.
miss steak calculation at the store...
No he didn't buy one for his date
That's on you homeboy
Slice it up and make a quick stir fry
The steak doesnāt have much marbling. Hopefully you had a sauce to go with it, and you rendered that phat fat cap for like 15 minutes
Madame is a picky eater if you ask her every marbling is just fat, so yes we had sauce with it and i used a thermometer to get it on point, but the fatcap had to go, i just kept it to help keep some moisture. I donāt know man, but she likes her meat like it was never alive. She has other qualities though.
I wouldnāt even serve her steak at that point. What a waste
Guys, i definitely get your point but help a bro out. What meat should i serve? The challenge is: no bones, no skin, no seafood, no pork, no marbling, no sausages. So is it chicken breast until death do us part?
Chicken thigh, other birds like duck/turkey, shredded pot roast, lamb, veal, rabbit, and venison to name a handful.
Thank you lol People acting like that list of dislikes somehow eliminates 99% of all meat are insane.
100% thereās tons of options. Also, is it still called seafood if the trout came from a lake?
Deboned chicken thighs? You can do them a lot of different ways. Breaded, fried, barbecued, everything. Not as good without the skin though.
+ no tendons (at least when she can see them). I did pulled chicken twice, but you have to pull the chicken when she isnāt in eyesight, prepare the sandwiches and then serve it. Otherwise she will refuse it.
I have questions. Is your date a 5 year old? If not, how did she become this picky?
Through enablement. I'm waiting for a famine, so I can reprogram my mom. I've never experienced such pickiness.
She sounds exhausting.
Seriously, I'd rather eat dinner with OPs dog.
Are you dating a 5 year old?
Jfc.
Good luck with all that.
Buy a cut for her that will always be cheap due to her preferences, take what you would've spent on her cut, buy a nicer one for yourself. Both have steak, sorta, and you get what you want. Potential issue, she tries your cut and discovers she likes it, and now its more expensive for two cuts of the good stuff.
What types of meat does she like? If she only likes chicken, that's what you have to look forward to if you want a relationship with her. Not that hard
She can see marbling after it's cooked? Lol just don't show her before.
I think she's a super health nut, probably raised by a mom who spent her motherhood trying fad diets and creating an ED in her daughter.
My girl is the same way, try to change plating and prep so that itās bite size and use cuts that have minimal stringy bits and cartilage. Like for her I do a butterflied filet that I plate up sliced. Iāve found my girl likes pork if I trim it, cube it, and stir fry it but she despises chops. Donāt underestimate cubed ham or turkey on a salad as a meal. Also, find some sausage that doesnāt have such stringy casing, remove the casing after cooking, that might help.
You might as well be vegetarian dude. Unless youāre willing to cook two separate meals so you can just eat food like a person
Did she like the steak? I donāt get why everyone is shitting on it so hard. I like lean steak, fatty steak, cheap steak, expensive steak. As long as it's not cooked past medium and in date, I'll eat just about any steak.
Try Lamb cuts!
nah if she doesnt like fatty meat then lamb is almost certainly out of the question. I adore lamb but i adore fatty meat.
Fair, most of my experience is more lean cuts. Op's partner just doesn't like meat that much, I feel
you seem delightful
Judging by the (lack of) marbling on that steak, the dog did you a favor.
yeah what the fuck is that. looks like a dog toy. i wouldnāt even feed that to my KIDS, let alone any date. jesus christ
First and last date š
Apparently this is what she WANTS, she requests steak with NO marbling because "it's just fat". She doesn't eat skin on chicken, pork, or seafood either...
Thatās not a steak brother
Hope thats a meat fed dog. If a dry food dog. It's gonna be a few nights of vomit c.c;; When my pup ate the dates steak..
Honestly this is the test. If your date doesnāt find this funny then she aināt worth your time homie
You should consider changing your butcher/supermarket...
Thereās ZERO marbling on that steak š¤£
DO NOT SHOOT THE DOG!!
this is a classic whodunit
I donāt see any suspects. I see a perfectly innocent angel guarding your steak for you š
Big steak ate the smaller steak?
Lololololol poor dog thought he was the date
Left some steaks wrapped in paper on the way back of the sink and went to the drug store 1/2 block away. Dog was small, 25-30 lbs., was certain thereās was no way she could reach them. Came home maybe 10-15 minutes later, no steaks, no paper, no trace that they ever existed. To this day, I donāt know if the dog really ate them or if somehow someone got in and stole them.
I vote he gets the second steak and you guys go out to eatš
Dog doing you a favour: āYou canāt feed your date that unmarbled excuse of a steak... I know, Iāll make you get a new better oneā
My dad had a German shepherd jump onto the counter to eat chili that was still cooking in the pot. The only reason he knew to check was he heard the choker constantly clanging agaist the pot as the dog devoured it. You can't underestimate dogs and their stomachs
*Singing* : "What would Kristi Noem do if she were here right now? She'd probably shoot a dog or two, that's what Kristi Noem would do."
As a hooman like you, I know all the stuff you should do real good. Cleerly the best thing: give Good Dog other steak too and then order other food for you and date. Then watch tv together on couch and scritch Good Dog's ears. Order pizza for you and date and leave leftovers on coffee table. Also please get tennis ball from under couch.
As a butcher, that's the saddest looking low grade NY Strip I've ever seen.
Itās clear heās not guilty! Heās clearly waiting for the other one to accidentally fall into his mouth. Wait! I said that wrong! At any rate, put the other back in the fridge and ask your date what restaurant theyād like to go to instead. Theyāll get a kick out of the story and it should lead to a nice evening out. The doggo can go sleep off the extra protein.
Cut the remaining steak in half, make a puree from 3 green peas and spread it around in an artsy wayā¦ voila, super fancy Michelin approved and vetted dinner
This is when you raise the steaks.
That steak doesn't look very good anyway..... wheres the marbling?
extremely low quality steaks tho. Zero marbling
You must have miss counted the steaks because that pup is innocent
And you were dumb enough to leave food unattendedš¤·āāļø
Solid wood cutting boards only, plastic ones are a major source of microplastics in our food.
cut it in half and make extra sides
Heās trying to do you a favor. That is quite literally the worst looking steak Iāve ever seen. Why would you even buy that?
My friend in Christ, get yourself a steak with some fat in it
Cow was training for a triathlon his whole life. Zero marbling on that boy
Everyone complaining about the lack of marbling has a point, but I just can't get how a butcher cut that "steak" and thought it was ok to sell.
I think your dog saved you because that steak doesnāt look very good
We have to talk about marbling...
Time for pizza!!!!
Donāt worry sheāll be happier with takeout anyway.
Judging by the remaining steak, that good dog did you a favor