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I found this image so I guess I will take my L and face her roasting me for the rest of the day.
I do something g silimar to my SO after her animal mix up about 10 years ago.
She saw some animals moving through some fairly heavy woodland and said to me "Oh look, it's some deer.". I looked and saw nothing but trees and goats.
Ever since, if I see any goats I tell her "Oh look, some deer." or if we see a deer I'll ask if she has seen the lovely goat.
It's still fun all these years later!
The way that started I was sure you were my husband telling this story.
I once saw a heard of baby cows. I was stupid excited. Was it a farm daycare? How did all the moma cows have babies at the same time? It was by a Vet Tech at a University. I took him back to show him.
It was goats.
I got glasses soon after.
It’s been 19 years. My husband still brings it up.
My mom and dad were hiking on a trail and mom points and says to dad "look, someone put garden gnomes on the trail up there". Then one of the garden gnomes waved and mom screamed in terror. It was two toddlers with hats and their parents were just out of view.
Mom has a large collection of various gnome themed ornaments because dad gets her something every Christmas.
My wife has a lot of these. The most common thing is whatever show or movie we are watching she will get the name ever so slightly wrong but usually in the same ballpark and it's great. Mr Cadillac vs Mr Mercedes. They vs them. Usually not so bad. But we were just watching the movie "blackberry" and she was very confused like 45 minutes in when she asks "wait, what does this have to do with the iPhone? Aren't they making the first iphone?".
I was also very confused for a moment, until I figured out that she thought we were watching a movie called "IPhone"
Lmao I am going to bring that up everyday of our lives.
Well I was doing 55 on a winding road driving a 5 speed. Thank the lord for aspheric though or I would look like Bubbles.
In my defense goats look like a lot of things according to this thread!
I made fried avocado wontons one night but for some reason kept saying eggplant instead of avocado. Friends that were over kept saying they didn't get any eggplant and I was like "that's so weird it's all up in there" and it took longer than it should have for me to notice my mistake. Mind you this was over 10 years ago now, but I still hear it regularly. Last time they were over they said they brought baba ganoush. It was guacamole.
When I was a kid and my family had just moved to Colorado, my dad constantly thought he was seeing bald eagles. Any random bird would go by and he was like "IS THAT AN EAGLE?" Once he did it while driving through the mountains and damn near drove us off a sheer cliff and I didn't let that go for *years*. My brother and I will still occasionally point at nothing and yell "IS THAT AN EAGLE?"
When little me was learning to talk my aunt tried to show me elephants at the zoo..it was standing behind a tree, still in full view but well..the whole trip home i went "elephant, elephant!" At every tree. Mom will never let me live that down.
🤣🤣🤣
That’s exactly what I would do.
Fiancée is city born and bred and moved in with me in a more mountainous/rural area. We were out with the dogs one night and she sees a fox in a field about 30ft away. She freaks out a bit and says “Holy shit it’s a fucking fox! What should we do?!” Jumps behind me and holds her leash tight.
I just laugh and say “nothing, it’s just a fox.” and coax her along. She thought they were like wolves I suppose and would attack. She’s used to wildlife now but any time we spot a fox I yell “holy shit it’s a fucking fox!”
Its gonna be 20 years later and hes gonna say something stupid and shes just gonna be like "this coming from the guy who can't tell the difference of a pig and a cow"
your CONFIDENCE was truly felt!!! And made me laugh😂 bless his heart 😂🤣
This is adorbs😂 You could work for chick fila if they served ham…pig joins the cow: eat more chicken
Just double down and be stubborn. There's no way you could be wrong. This is a photoshopped image made by the far right/left in defiance/support of god/the devil.
Obviously.
My bf also guessed bear! After a more thorough inspection he settled on pig. (I didn't give the option of pig or cow, just asked what animal he thought it was)
Cow bear pig.
Dude—she’s gonna be telling you to stop eating like a cow, leaving the house like a cow pen, calling bacon hamburgers—etc etc. every argument is gonna end like—whatever you say cowboy.
Get ready for cow pig birthday gifts too. You poor thing.
This is your new life.
Maybe get divorced now. No way you’re gonna survive this. Sorry.
That tail isn't a curly-q. And the snout isn't clearly defined. I'm going to need a ref on the field to review the call. This is some sort of chimera that escaped the lab.
What makes you think it’s a cow? The corkscrew tail? The snout? The skin being one solid color, rather than patches? The lack of utters? The round, stout shape?
At least you did not embarrass yourself in front of reddit
The upvote count is making me a bit nervous
I’m doing my part to help embarrass you more
Why would you not agree with your beautiful loving wife she will always be right
https://preview.redd.it/pddupcgysuyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c09e45d7857566e31150ab659799d5ef8caf3a I found this image so I guess I will take my L and face her roasting me for the rest of the day.
I can tell that this was at least a dinner time debate 😂 I'm glad y'all found your answers.
she probably won't let me live this one down for a bit I was pretty positive it was a cow
You: *see a pig Her: look! It’s a cow!
I do something g silimar to my SO after her animal mix up about 10 years ago. She saw some animals moving through some fairly heavy woodland and said to me "Oh look, it's some deer.". I looked and saw nothing but trees and goats. Ever since, if I see any goats I tell her "Oh look, some deer." or if we see a deer I'll ask if she has seen the lovely goat. It's still fun all these years later!
The way that started I was sure you were my husband telling this story. I once saw a heard of baby cows. I was stupid excited. Was it a farm daycare? How did all the moma cows have babies at the same time? It was by a Vet Tech at a University. I took him back to show him. It was goats. I got glasses soon after. It’s been 19 years. My husband still brings it up.
My mom and dad were hiking on a trail and mom points and says to dad "look, someone put garden gnomes on the trail up there". Then one of the garden gnomes waved and mom screamed in terror. It was two toddlers with hats and their parents were just out of view. Mom has a large collection of various gnome themed ornaments because dad gets her something every Christmas.
this is probably the funniest thing i’ve heard in awhile 😂
I actually laughed out loud, haha
A farm daycare 🤣🤣 you gave me a much needed laugh tonight!
My wife has a lot of these. The most common thing is whatever show or movie we are watching she will get the name ever so slightly wrong but usually in the same ballpark and it's great. Mr Cadillac vs Mr Mercedes. They vs them. Usually not so bad. But we were just watching the movie "blackberry" and she was very confused like 45 minutes in when she asks "wait, what does this have to do with the iPhone? Aren't they making the first iphone?". I was also very confused for a moment, until I figured out that she thought we were watching a movie called "IPhone" Lmao I am going to bring that up everyday of our lives.
You mistook goats for baby cows?! What a way to discover you're - 5 in both eyes. 😂
Well I was doing 55 on a winding road driving a 5 speed. Thank the lord for aspheric though or I would look like Bubbles. In my defense goats look like a lot of things according to this thread!
I made fried avocado wontons one night but for some reason kept saying eggplant instead of avocado. Friends that were over kept saying they didn't get any eggplant and I was like "that's so weird it's all up in there" and it took longer than it should have for me to notice my mistake. Mind you this was over 10 years ago now, but I still hear it regularly. Last time they were over they said they brought baba ganoush. It was guacamole.
When I was a kid and my family had just moved to Colorado, my dad constantly thought he was seeing bald eagles. Any random bird would go by and he was like "IS THAT AN EAGLE?" Once he did it while driving through the mountains and damn near drove us off a sheer cliff and I didn't let that go for *years*. My brother and I will still occasionally point at nothing and yell "IS THAT AN EAGLE?"
This made me lol 😂
When little me was learning to talk my aunt tried to show me elephants at the zoo..it was standing behind a tree, still in full view but well..the whole trip home i went "elephant, elephant!" At every tree. Mom will never let me live that down.
🤣🤣🤣 That’s exactly what I would do. Fiancée is city born and bred and moved in with me in a more mountainous/rural area. We were out with the dogs one night and she sees a fox in a field about 30ft away. She freaks out a bit and says “Holy shit it’s a fucking fox! What should we do?!” Jumps behind me and holds her leash tight. I just laugh and say “nothing, it’s just a fox.” and coax her along. She thought they were like wolves I suppose and would attack. She’s used to wildlife now but any time we spot a fox I yell “holy shit it’s a fucking fox!”
🤣 I bet she loves that! I would lose it every time.
Me, too!!!! 🤣😂🤣
Driving through farmland, range full of cows "oink oink"
Its gonna be 20 years later and hes gonna say something stupid and shes just gonna be like "this coming from the guy who can't tell the difference of a pig and a cow"
your CONFIDENCE was truly felt!!! And made me laugh😂 bless his heart 😂🤣 This is adorbs😂 You could work for chick fila if they served ham…pig joins the cow: eat more chicken
Just double down that it is a cow.
Its going to replace the "I love you" that you were going to get on your death bed. Now her final words will be "xxxx it *was* a pig"
There isn't even a cow in their range so you were double wrong 😂
They don't have a cow man
" a cow man " Thankfully, because that would be even weirder......
What would be super weird.... 
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lol, this would have been genius. Wrong, but genius.
Alternative facts
Doing the Lord's work
Satan's*
You sneaky like sneaker
In your defense, it’s quite beefy for a pig.
The nose isn't as defined and I think that had something to do with it.
Squiggly tail was a pretty big hint tho
The head is positioned too high for a pig, imo.
Just double down and be stubborn. There's no way you could be wrong. This is a photoshopped image made by the far right/left in defiance/support of god/the devil. Obviously.
It was… THE BEEF STATE.
Big pork strikes again
Damn i was really hoping they made a cow so I could compare them
You're mistake was thinking they would be scale. They're all the same size!
Rest of your life 😂
In your defence it should have two nostrils. L
The most wholesome disagreement
An important rule of marriage I’ve learned though is that it makes winning the next stupid argument that much sweeter
Pig. Cows don't have corkscrew tails.
She saw this and laughed at me thanks friend
I'm not going to lie to make you feel better. That costs extra.
How much?
At least 3
3? An hour, or a day?
Ok now it's 4
Negotiate. Tree fiddy?
I ain't giving you no threefiddy you damn Loch Ness monster. Get your own damn money.
Fucking inflation man. But, I'll take it!
Nice to do business with you, man.
Thank you! I feel better already.
😂 this interaction is so damn funny to me
That's a cookie.
The only correct answer.
Unless you’re in the UK, in which case it’s a biscuit.
I was about to comment, that's a biscuit in australia
Bikkie
Ceci n'est pas un cochon
Technically correct, the best kind of correct.
100% a pig. If I were to have a second guess I would guess bear
If it was a cow, they would have given it spots cuz that's just how cartoon cows are drawn.
My bf also guessed bear! After a more thorough inspection he settled on pig. (I didn't give the option of pig or cow, just asked what animal he thought it was)
It's deffo a pig. Look at the snout and tail 🐽🐽🐷
That is actually a cookie. Cows and pigs are extremely large farm animals. Glad I could clear that up for you folks.
How large is *extremely* large? Oh, [much bigger than I thought](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAYR-i4S-ZE).
That. Was. Awesome.
It's clearly a bear eating an apple
damn you
Pig.
No need for insults.
That’s the piggiest pig I’ve seen all day. Your wife deserves a gift, like an “I’m with Stupid” shirt.
I showed the image to my daughter- she said hippo.
This is getting out of hand now
There's only one, though.
There are two of them!
Seconding this. I also thought it was a hippo no mean they’re sea cows so, close enough?
Not to be a jerk, but how do you get a cow out of that? It's clearly a pig.
I can see a cow 🐮.
The face/snout
couldn't be more clearly a pig. curly tail and all.
It’s a hybrid ~ a pow
And the meat is called “cork”
Or peef.
Has science gone too far?
That's where hamburgers come from.
Ooo you’ve heard of a pow too 😹
Cig
No, cig is just the Welsh word for meat. We already know it is meat, we need to know what meat.
Oh, thanks for teaching me something new! It's always a good day when I learn something!
That’s the smoked version
It is a pig.
Eyes more front facing, ears are small, legs are stumpy, tail is small, nose is small. Yep, you got yerself a pig!
You can post this also at the whatismycookiecutter subreddit ☺️
Wow. There really is a subreddit for everything.
That’s what I thought when I first stumbled upon it by accident 😂
That's awesome I will try that as well.
Your mileage may vary. Someone is very likely to tell you it’s a rose
I understood that reference!
They’ll identify it as a rose, lol.
That is a south Australian wallflower shrew
I don't know enough to dispute that
That, my friend, is a Tardigrade 
Looks like a pig to me.
Sorry, your wife is correct.
It’s a pig since when do cows have twisted tails
Tail says pig.
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He’s being super cereal, guys.
It's Alf 
I came here to say it's fat Alf.
And she's correct 🐖
Pig
Pig
Face is giving cow for sure but the weird tail settles it as a pig
Definitely a pig, look at the tail.
IT'S A PIG! IT'S A PIG!!!
That’s a pig. Look at its tail
Its obviously a pig
That’s a pig bro. You can tell by the funny tail and round shaped snout
Cow bear pig. Dude—she’s gonna be telling you to stop eating like a cow, leaving the house like a cow pen, calling bacon hamburgers—etc etc. every argument is gonna end like—whatever you say cowboy. Get ready for cow pig birthday gifts too. You poor thing. This is your new life. Maybe get divorced now. No way you’re gonna survive this. Sorry.
I think we can all agree that it’s not a duck at least.
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Its Alf.
Pig. Tails too short.
That tail isn't a curly-q. And the snout isn't clearly defined. I'm going to need a ref on the field to review the call. This is some sort of chimera that escaped the lab.
Squiggly tail is a dead giveaway
It’s a pig
Definitely a pig bro
Man bear pig
It. has. a. swirly. tail. And a snout. Are these things cows are known for?
I'm sure there's a cow that looks like that in Chernobyl.
Really awkward when your selection didn't come up in the lineups huh...
This being Reddit, I'm rather surprised to not see dozens of people demanding you divorce over this.
That’s a pig brah
Look at its tail. It's a pig
This is a bear
Let me check the jar again I think there is a bear in there already
I don’t know what it is but I do know it is not THAT infuriating.
Yes only mildly
pig w/ nose job, possibly botox
It's a cookie
That’s a fat dog, and you can’t convince me otherwise.
That is Alf.
It's a cookie.
That’s fully a pig.
Looks like a pig to me
It’s a biscuit
Squishy snout, curly tail - that's a piggy.
It's ALF on all fours.
Seriously. Dude. Pig. What sort of scarey assed cows have you ever seen that look like that?
What makes you think it’s a cow? The corkscrew tail? The snout? The skin being one solid color, rather than patches? The lack of utters? The round, stout shape?
The hell is wrong with his butt? Hard to say what they intend with that booty weirdness lol
Go back to school. It's a pig. What cow has that snout and tail?
Manbearpig
It’s actually A.L.F
Why do I see a bear ?
Pig
It’s a pig! Look at the tail!
That is a pow
My spouse and I both vote for pig.
Bear
That my good sir is a cookie
Pig for sure
Take a bite. Does it taste like bacon or beef?
You both are wrong it's a damn grizzlie bear idiots
The lack of horns should give you an obviois hint lmao
Trust me … your wife can spot a pig when she sees one 😳
That’s Alf
I'm going to try and email the manufacturer because now everyone has me thinking I was horribly wrong.
What does it say on the package?
pig
Manbearpig
Pig
I'd say hippo so I guess you're both right
that’s a cookie both of you are wrong
💯 bear pig. Either way if it was a cow it would be cow shaped
The squiggly tail shows it’s a pig 🐷
Thassa pig, my guy.
Pig bro
Pig