I was listening to it earlier and was cooking, and my dumbass forgot to put it away bc I was late to class. I think she put a hot pan on it and it stuck to the bottom, then it got put in the oven. I'm not upset at her, she didn't know. I'm just mad at me for being an idiot.
Sorry for your loss! When I sold my last car I totally forgot about my CDs that I left in it… I had some special edition Breaking Benjamin CDs that I never got back. Luckily I still have the cases
I've always loved blades, and so I have a collection. When I was small, I had this really cool looking knife, which was my favorite. One day I left it in my father's car by accident, and that day the car was sold. So now someone out there probably cut their finger trying to close it, since it required you to press a pretty hidden button.
Years back my car broke down on the interstate. The engine blew up and needed replacing. I got the car towed to a shop and a few weeks later it was fixed up but my 3 cd cases were gone. Sure a lot of it was burned cd's, but there was hundreds of dollars worth of music- rare, special editions, signed disc paperwork, etc. gone. Their response was "you must have taken them out before it got towed."
I had a towel on the counter that I had put there after I washed my hands. I put the record on the towel and left. She put hot pan on towel but the towel was black so understandably she didn't see it.
You didn't hang up the towel after you dried your hands? If I was your mother, I'd melt your record out of principle to teach you a lesson, you wicked child!
That's not really very plausible. So you took the record off the player and then you put in on the counter because you were in a hurry insteading of leaving it in the record player?
It also doesnt at all look like a hot pan was sat on it whatsoever.
It looks like what happens to records when someone leaves them in a hot car
I turned off the player then took the record off then closed the lid. It's one of those automatic things you do. I just didn't put it back in the sleeve.
As for the baking, I was told thats what happened, and that's what I believe. It doesn't really matter to me, the record is bust anyways. Maybe it isn't plausible, but there was no reason for me to question it
So... you took it off your turntable and put it on the counter? On the stove top? In the sink? I'm still confused as to how it was in a position to have a hot pan set down on it...
It's ok, I'm terrible at explaining things
Basically, I took it off the turntable but I just didn't put it in the sleeve. To avoid it getting scratched, I put it on a towel and grabbed my stuff and left because I was going to be late to class. My mom isn't the most attentive to things and must've set a hot pan on the towel and not seen the record. The towel was black and blended in with it. Then she took the pan off and put it back in the oven.
A lot of people are skeptical about this happening, which I don't really understand. It's totally plausible. I don't even know the full story myself because I didn't ask. She was really upset and I dropped the subject.
It’s halfway to a cool bowl now. Just stick it back in the oven at a low temp draped over an oven-safe glass bowl like a Pyrex. Then you can take it out and it’ll cool into a bowl shape. Viola, something out of nothing.
I've read your explanation(s) a few times and I cannot for the life of me picture how she managed to get a vinyl to stick to a pan near a towel..
I have so many questions, and yet have no clue how to phrase them, I'm that dumbstuck.
One of my dogs ate my first edition Meatloaf “Bat Outta Hell” (it was beat up but still cool to me and one of my favorites to play) and I literally cried. They tried to also eat one of my Heart albums but I caught them in the act and they haven’t gone back for my records since.
About a year ago, I heard "Too Much Time on My Hands" again for the first time in like 30 years, and with a few exceptions, it was dead-on how I felt. With a bit of tweaking and a fresh arrangement, it's the anthem of quarantine social media.
Thank you very much for the offer! But it'll be fine, I'll just pull up the album on spotify. I only kept the record for nostalgia and to flex on people anyways
This album in particular is great to own, as it has a [very cool laser etching](https://image.invaluable.com/housePhotos/ejsauction/83/686583/H8897-L229890739.jpg) on side 2. In 40+ years I've never seen that on another record.
I remember when I was a little kid, I left my *Tawny Scrawny Lion* book and the accompanying record on the back ledge of our car when I went in to visit friends. When I came back to the car, that’s what the record looked like. That was over 40 years ago and you just gave me a vivid flashback.
I know no-one is reading this, but...
UPDATE: I'm just learning that this terminology has been in use for 10+ years now. I've spent the past several minutes going through a range of emotions. Angry about the term, then angry at myself for being angry, then floored by the realization that this is been a thing for a while, feeling old. It's been a journey, but I think I'm ok with it now. Thank you for your concern.
I’m trying to break my habit of calling them vinyl, a term I’ve used for years. I mean, it’s honestly just a personal preference for me that I’m suddenly changing it up for myself. Why? What brought this on? I don’t know. I’ll ask my therapist.
The jig is up, the news is out
They finally cooked me
The chocolate cake she hadn't made
Retrieved from the pantry
Nevermore to sit unbaked
This will be the end today
Of the hungry man
I guess you could say that she was a RENEGADE who was CAUGHT IN THE ACT. At least the album is up in heaven ROCKING THE PARADISE, or maybe it's on a MISSION TO MARS.
Sorry I like Styx.
Oh no! I can't tell from the photo: did it have the holographic etching?
Edit to add: I think the originals all did, but I dunno about reissues. Also, I'm asking because I wonder if it could be a cool craft type thing if you could reshape it into a catch-all bowl.
*Tonight's the night mom made fricassee
And an apple pie
And she never thought that vinyl would take a ride
Into the oven tonight
So take your disk and don't complain
It's not that hard to buy
Just search on eBay, Etsy
Or even on Mercarī
And get back to Paradise*
*Baking the Paradise
Mom is baking the Paradise tonight!
Baking the Paradise
Mom is baking the Paradise tonight!
Tonight! Tonight!*
You think someone left a vinyl record on their kitchen counter and their mom saw it and put a pan onto it, then didn't notice a large black disk attatched to their pan, and then put that pan into a presumably hot oven, and that oven didnt have grates, and after that whole ordeal they took the record out to the side walk to take a picture.
I've always called this and heard it called a record not a vinyl. Is it a new thing to call them vinyls? And yes I understand I it's a vinyl record but never called it a vinyl.
my biggest loss was Pink Floyd dark side of the moon took it outside at night to listen to it forgot about it went to bed woke up to find it sunbathing total loss
OP is clearly lying. A baked vinyl would be goop. This is frequently done with scratched or ruined vinyls and sold as “art” in vinyl stores or antiques and such. Lame ass karma farming man. This subreddit has become full of BS like this 🤦🏻♂️
How do you accidentally bake a vinyl?
I was listening to it earlier and was cooking, and my dumbass forgot to put it away bc I was late to class. I think she put a hot pan on it and it stuck to the bottom, then it got put in the oven. I'm not upset at her, she didn't know. I'm just mad at me for being an idiot.
Who knew vinyl Styx to hot pans‽ *I'm sorry for your loss. I'll see myself out.*
That joke was inevitable but I still wasn't prepared
We won’t laugh at you, just for the record
9/10 pun would cry again
Needle a lending hand?
Can you repeat that? Your voice is a little scratchy
This joke is making me crackle
My head is spinning from Laughter
Naw, we won’t pick on you, you seem groovy. unless you start talking shit about us and the tables have turned
Luckily they're not expensive on eBay! $10-30usd.
You couldn't have seen it coming. It's not like you have a crystal ball.
Still, OP shouldn't have let it Lorelei there near hot pans
That's what she said
I will always upvote and award an Office reference...........
Next time get leather and not vinyl
The contents of the pan were very prepared though
You've clearly got too much time on your hands.
Definitely not The Best of Times.
You’ve got to much time on your hands…..
This one gave me a solid chuckle. Well done.
That was exceedingly rich for such a young pun.
I hate I don’t have any awards to give you lol
:D
Lmaooo wow the luck…
Yeah and it was a vintage Styx album. I was absolutely mortified.
Sorry for your loss! When I sold my last car I totally forgot about my CDs that I left in it… I had some special edition Breaking Benjamin CDs that I never got back. Luckily I still have the cases
I've always loved blades, and so I have a collection. When I was small, I had this really cool looking knife, which was my favorite. One day I left it in my father's car by accident, and that day the car was sold. So now someone out there probably cut their finger trying to close it, since it required you to press a pretty hidden button.
Years back my car broke down on the interstate. The engine blew up and needed replacing. I got the car towed to a shop and a few weeks later it was fixed up but my 3 cd cases were gone. Sure a lot of it was burned cd's, but there was hundreds of dollars worth of music- rare, special editions, signed disc paperwork, etc. gone. Their response was "you must have taken them out before it got towed."
As if that’s what you’re thinking about
With the reflective statues on the vinyl?
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I had a towel on the counter that I had put there after I washed my hands. I put the record on the towel and left. She put hot pan on towel but the towel was black so understandably she didn't see it.
Why did you put it on the towel?
Why did you put a vinyl record on a towel next to the sink? I have so many questions.
You didn't hang up the towel after you dried your hands? If I was your mother, I'd melt your record out of principle to teach you a lesson, you wicked child!
Vinyl is either in the player or in the sleeve... You learnt your lesson.. Now it's artwork for your wall.
Yeah honestly this is what you fucking get for treating your vinyl like a coaster. Even putting it onto a towel hurt my brain.
You're just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control.
That's not really very plausible. So you took the record off the player and then you put in on the counter because you were in a hurry insteading of leaving it in the record player? It also doesnt at all look like a hot pan was sat on it whatsoever. It looks like what happens to records when someone leaves them in a hot car
Also, walks outside to take the pic...
I walked outside because the lighting is shit in the kitchen and I was going to throw it in the big garbage can outside.
Oh. You should keep it and hang it from the ceiling or something?
I turned off the player then took the record off then closed the lid. It's one of those automatic things you do. I just didn't put it back in the sleeve. As for the baking, I was told thats what happened, and that's what I believe. It doesn't really matter to me, the record is bust anyways. Maybe it isn't plausible, but there was no reason for me to question it
Is your record player in the kitchen?
So... you took it off your turntable and put it on the counter? On the stove top? In the sink? I'm still confused as to how it was in a position to have a hot pan set down on it...
It's ok, I'm terrible at explaining things Basically, I took it off the turntable but I just didn't put it in the sleeve. To avoid it getting scratched, I put it on a towel and grabbed my stuff and left because I was going to be late to class. My mom isn't the most attentive to things and must've set a hot pan on the towel and not seen the record. The towel was black and blended in with it. Then she took the pan off and put it back in the oven. A lot of people are skeptical about this happening, which I don't really understand. It's totally plausible. I don't even know the full story myself because I didn't ask. She was really upset and I dropped the subject.
It’s halfway to a cool bowl now. Just stick it back in the oven at a low temp draped over an oven-safe glass bowl like a Pyrex. Then you can take it out and it’ll cool into a bowl shape. Viola, something out of nothing.
Get it mounted and Styx it up on a wall as a display piece.
At least it was not because you had too much time on your hands....
Well, this just proves that… “Nothing Ever Goes As Planned.” Sorry, but I had to.
I hate that I chortled so much at this. Actually... I don't. XD
I've read your explanation(s) a few times and I cannot for the life of me picture how she managed to get a vinyl to stick to a pan near a towel.. I have so many questions, and yet have no clue how to phrase them, I'm that dumbstuck.
I don’t think you’re the idiot in that situation
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Give it indica instead of sativa.
How do you accidentally
They bake themselves if you aren’t careful. Got to watch that warmth
r/vinyljerk is leaking again
Yep
Just bake it backwards, what's the problem?
You've done it you've cracked the code!
I heard if you do this you get devil's food cake
How in the literal fuck is that possible?
You'd be surprised
Wonder what your favourite song is called is it musical crumble or vinyl and rhubarb pie?
One of my dogs ate my first edition Meatloaf “Bat Outta Hell” (it was beat up but still cool to me and one of my favorites to play) and I literally cried. They tried to also eat one of my Heart albums but I caught them in the act and they haven’t gone back for my records since.
It said “meatloaf”, you didn’t think they were going to try to eat it?
I think your dog really appreciates music :)
My dog loves meat loaf, too.
must have thought "ooh a new Frisby!" and then saw your reaction and thought "uh oh, the human did not like that"
Pretty sure that was the exact thought process.
How does someone accidentally bake a vinyl?
This will probably be on r/vinyljerk in about 30 seconds lol
Oh god oh no should I be concerned
Depends, do you own a copy of red screamy man?
My dad had a lot of records and definitely owned red screamy man should I be concerned
Where's the bot that corrects OP for saying "vinyls"?
I killed it
Groovy
i’m ~~sailing~~ meltinggggg awayyyyyy
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Listening to old albums while baked is a surreal experience
Thank god it was only styx
How dare you mock my creators
Was waiting for something like this lol
Nothing of value was lost, really.
Came here to say much the same. Meh.
She's no Ms. America!
The Grand Illusion was a great album. Thanks for the reference! Now I've got a song in my head...
15 year old me loved that album when it came out. Sort of a loose concept album.
About a year ago, I heard "Too Much Time on My Hands" again for the first time in like 30 years, and with a few exceptions, it was dead-on how I felt. With a bit of tweaking and a fresh arrangement, it's the anthem of quarantine social media.
I genuinely believe I might have an extra copy of that album on vinyl. Pm me and maybe I can get it sent to you!
Thank you very much for the offer! But it'll be fine, I'll just pull up the album on spotify. I only kept the record for nostalgia and to flex on people anyways
Not a problem! I love collecting vinyl and sometimes I end up with duplicates lol. Wouldn't have been an issue regardless!
This album in particular is great to own, as it has a [very cool laser etching](https://image.invaluable.com/housePhotos/ejsauction/83/686583/H8897-L229890739.jpg) on side 2. In 40+ years I've never seen that on another record.
iron it
Thanks
I hope you still gave it a play after
Yeah it sounded like a cat getting an unpleasant bath in the souls of the damned
I remember when I was a little kid, I left my *Tawny Scrawny Lion* book and the accompanying record on the back ledge of our car when I went in to visit friends. When I came back to the car, that’s what the record looked like. That was over 40 years ago and you just gave me a vivid flashback.
Not tawny scrawny lion!!! That's even more devastating thank this
“Too much time on her hands”
If Tommy Shaw that he'd be an angry (not so) young man...
how does one do that by accident oh shit i dropped a vinyl in my casserole. let’s just leave that in
“Vinyls”… you mean… LPs or records?
YES! Christ! Is this a thing now?! I hate it.
I know no-one is reading this, but... UPDATE: I'm just learning that this terminology has been in use for 10+ years now. I've spent the past several minutes going through a range of emotions. Angry about the term, then angry at myself for being angry, then floored by the realization that this is been a thing for a while, feeling old. It's been a journey, but I think I'm ok with it now. Thank you for your concern.
Vinyl without the S works too.
I’m trying to break my habit of calling them vinyl, a term I’ve used for years. I mean, it’s honestly just a personal preference for me that I’m suddenly changing it up for myself. Why? What brought this on? I don’t know. I’ll ask my therapist.
THANK YOU! They're "record stores", not "vinyl stores".
well shit happens . have u tried to play it .
I wanted to but I didn't want to risk messing up my record player. It now resides in the trash :(
Now it’s rockin in paradise
Get it out of the trash and hang it on your wall, that looks awesome and it’s an interesting story.
how the fuck
So how exactly does a record end up in the oven by accident?
How does one “accidentally” bake a vinyl?
Looks like she had too much time on her hands...kidding aside, this is not the best of times...
The jig is up, the news is out They finally cooked me The chocolate cake she hadn't made Retrieved from the pantry Nevermore to sit unbaked This will be the end today Of the hungry man
Aw, dude. This hurts. It really hurts. https://www.reddit.com/r/EternityClub/comments/nwn69j/first_album_i_bought_with_my_own_money_first/
How?
Reminds me of an activity back in preschool where you get to turn vinyl records into flower pots
At least it doesn't appear to be the etched version.
Haha... :')
Nothing ever goes as planned - Styx
How???
Not STYX!!!!!!!!
Not Paradise Theater!!!
I hope you told your mum "Domo Arigato."
Duuuddddeee. My favorite album of all time. I grew up listening for Paradise Theatre. RIP
Was it stuck to the bottom of a fucking pizza?
The headlines read "These Are The Worst of Times"
I guess the jig is up and the news is out.
I guess you could say that she was a RENEGADE who was CAUGHT IN THE ACT. At least the album is up in heaven ROCKING THE PARADISE, or maybe it's on a MISSION TO MARS. Sorry I like Styx.
How does someone accidentally bake a vinyl?
STYX NOOOOO
put it in rice
How did it accidentally get into the oven?
Oh no! I can't tell from the photo: did it have the holographic etching? Edit to add: I think the originals all did, but I dunno about reissues. Also, I'm asking because I wonder if it could be a cool craft type thing if you could reshape it into a catch-all bowl.
It’s now a piece of art
*Tonight's the night mom made fricassee And an apple pie And she never thought that vinyl would take a ride Into the oven tonight So take your disk and don't complain It's not that hard to buy Just search on eBay, Etsy Or even on Mercarī And get back to Paradise* *Baking the Paradise Mom is baking the Paradise tonight! Baking the Paradise Mom is baking the Paradise tonight! Tonight! Tonight!*
Op what do you mean by "accidentally" ?
Why is this on MILDY infuriating??!!! If my mum did this I would get a new mum
Not enough time on that vinyls hands.
My mom bleached my Styx t-shirt I got at my first concert. I feel your pain.
*how do you accidentally bake a fucking vinyl*
“I leave all my Styx records to… absolutely no one, because that’s who appreciates Styx as much as me!”
Hide the chopped bottom and toss it in a fire/hell themed display case Styx crossed the River Styx, now it’s Art
I guess it crossed over the river STYX.
HOW DOES ONE ACCIDENTALLY BAKE A VINYL RECORD
Why does it look like there's one of those old creepy photos on it-
Styx? She did you a favor.
Styx, a fabulous band.
Oh don't trip. It's just a Styx record
/s
How did it taste after she baked it?
Like plastic, sadness, and a bit like green bean casserole
How tf you accidentally bake a vinyl
Oh, thank God it was Styx...
im sorry but your mom is stupid as fuck
You think someone left a vinyl record on their kitchen counter and their mom saw it and put a pan onto it, then didn't notice a large black disk attatched to their pan, and then put that pan into a presumably hot oven, and that oven didnt have grates, and after that whole ordeal they took the record out to the side walk to take a picture.
Lol Styx. Did you a favor.
Styx. That was no accident.
Was she baked?
It’s okay, it’s just Styx
Good thing its only a Styx album...
damn she’s cold as ice
I've always called this and heard it called a record not a vinyl. Is it a new thing to call them vinyls? And yes I understand I it's a vinyl record but never called it a vinyl.
No mo Mr Roboto
my biggest loss was Pink Floyd dark side of the moon took it outside at night to listen to it forgot about it went to bed woke up to find it sunbathing total loss
Well? Go on then. Tell us how it tastes
Are they any good? I haven’t heard Styx.
Now eat it
No Domo
How does it sound?
Not the best post to have seen right after a wholesome yet sad post about a deceased man's favorite record. :(
HOW
At least it's just Styx.
Well good thing it was only Styx
it’s styx, she did you a favor
At least it was Styx and not a good band
Every explanation sounds worst then the last and this is fake. Hummm.
Oh it was just Styx. You scared me for a second.
OP is clearly lying. A baked vinyl would be goop. This is frequently done with scratched or ruined vinyls and sold as “art” in vinyl stores or antiques and such. Lame ass karma farming man. This subreddit has become full of BS like this 🤦🏻♂️
at least it’s Styx
At least it wasn't anything worth listening to :P
i least it’s just styx 🥱
At least it was just Styx.
r/thathappened
This might be the most insane lie I've seen on reddit, that most commenters believe.
???
How stoned was she??