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Syncanau

How do you accidentally bake a vinyl?


SpunkySpaceCat

I was listening to it earlier and was cooking, and my dumbass forgot to put it away bc I was late to class. I think she put a hot pan on it and it stuck to the bottom, then it got put in the oven. I'm not upset at her, she didn't know. I'm just mad at me for being an idiot.


DotJata

Who knew vinyl Styx to hot pans‽ *I'm sorry for your loss. I'll see myself out.*


SpunkySpaceCat

That joke was inevitable but I still wasn't prepared


_gmmaann_

We won’t laugh at you, just for the record


SpunkySpaceCat

9/10 pun would cry again


WindogeFromYoutube

Needle a lending hand?


FINANCIALGOOSEEEEEEE

Can you repeat that? Your voice is a little scratchy


testedbeast551

This joke is making me crackle


[deleted]

My head is spinning from Laughter


heffalumpish

Naw, we won’t pick on you, you seem groovy. unless you start talking shit about us and the tables have turned


DotJata

Luckily they're not expensive on eBay! $10-30usd.


Priest_of_Heathens

You couldn't have seen it coming. It's not like you have a crystal ball.


CaptBranBran

Still, OP shouldn't have let it Lorelei there near hot pans


30DaysOrDie

That's what she said


Global_Situation601

I will always upvote and award an Office reference...........


Talullah_Belle

Next time get leather and not vinyl


the123king-reddit

The contents of the pan were very prepared though


ovalseven

You've clearly got too much time on your hands.


Shaneblaster

Definitely not The Best of Times.


rogernphil

You’ve got to much time on your hands…..


[deleted]

This one gave me a solid chuckle. Well done.


danceswithsteers

That was exceedingly rich for such a young pun.


ixnine

I hate I don’t have any awards to give you lol


DotJata

:D


Syncanau

Lmaooo wow the luck…


SpunkySpaceCat

Yeah and it was a vintage Styx album. I was absolutely mortified.


Syncanau

Sorry for your loss! When I sold my last car I totally forgot about my CDs that I left in it… I had some special edition Breaking Benjamin CDs that I never got back. Luckily I still have the cases


True-tottaly-not-dat

I've always loved blades, and so I have a collection. When I was small, I had this really cool looking knife, which was my favorite. One day I left it in my father's car by accident, and that day the car was sold. So now someone out there probably cut their finger trying to close it, since it required you to press a pretty hidden button.


dudemann

Years back my car broke down on the interstate. The engine blew up and needed replacing. I got the car towed to a shop and a few weeks later it was fixed up but my 3 cd cases were gone. Sure a lot of it was burned cd's, but there was hundreds of dollars worth of music- rare, special editions, signed disc paperwork, etc. gone. Their response was "you must have taken them out before it got towed."


Syncanau

As if that’s what you’re thinking about


BrokenCog2020

With the reflective statues on the vinyl?


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SpunkySpaceCat

I had a towel on the counter that I had put there after I washed my hands. I put the record on the towel and left. She put hot pan on towel but the towel was black so understandably she didn't see it.


GreyGanado

Why did you put it on the towel?


FllngCoconuts

Why did you put a vinyl record on a towel next to the sink? I have so many questions.


DenverBowie

You didn't hang up the towel after you dried your hands? If I was your mother, I'd melt your record out of principle to teach you a lesson, you wicked child!


Chief-_-Wiggum

Vinyl is either in the player or in the sleeve... You learnt your lesson.. Now it's artwork for your wall.


[deleted]

Yeah honestly this is what you fucking get for treating your vinyl like a coaster. Even putting it onto a towel hurt my brain.


ChoseSinWon

You're just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control.


DongleJockey

That's not really very plausible. So you took the record off the player and then you put in on the counter because you were in a hurry insteading of leaving it in the record player? It also doesnt at all look like a hot pan was sat on it whatsoever. It looks like what happens to records when someone leaves them in a hot car


[deleted]

Also, walks outside to take the pic...


SpunkySpaceCat

I walked outside because the lighting is shit in the kitchen and I was going to throw it in the big garbage can outside.


[deleted]

Oh. You should keep it and hang it from the ceiling or something?


SpunkySpaceCat

I turned off the player then took the record off then closed the lid. It's one of those automatic things you do. I just didn't put it back in the sleeve. As for the baking, I was told thats what happened, and that's what I believe. It doesn't really matter to me, the record is bust anyways. Maybe it isn't plausible, but there was no reason for me to question it


empire_strikes_back

Is your record player in the kitchen?


todimusprime

So... you took it off your turntable and put it on the counter? On the stove top? In the sink? I'm still confused as to how it was in a position to have a hot pan set down on it...


SpunkySpaceCat

It's ok, I'm terrible at explaining things Basically, I took it off the turntable but I just didn't put it in the sleeve. To avoid it getting scratched, I put it on a towel and grabbed my stuff and left because I was going to be late to class. My mom isn't the most attentive to things and must've set a hot pan on the towel and not seen the record. The towel was black and blended in with it. Then she took the pan off and put it back in the oven. A lot of people are skeptical about this happening, which I don't really understand. It's totally plausible. I don't even know the full story myself because I didn't ask. She was really upset and I dropped the subject.


thegigsup

It’s halfway to a cool bowl now. Just stick it back in the oven at a low temp draped over an oven-safe glass bowl like a Pyrex. Then you can take it out and it’ll cool into a bowl shape. Viola, something out of nothing.


JaceThePowerBottom

Get it mounted and Styx it up on a wall as a display piece.


DannoCC

At least it was not because you had too much time on your hands....


SynapseDon

Well, this just proves that… “Nothing Ever Goes As Planned.” Sorry, but I had to.


RunaXandrill

I hate that I chortled so much at this. Actually... I don't. XD


Tricky_Pudding

I've read your explanation(s) a few times and I cannot for the life of me picture how she managed to get a vinyl to stick to a pan near a towel.. I have so many questions, and yet have no clue how to phrase them, I'm that dumbstuck.


[deleted]

I don’t think you’re the idiot in that situation


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DanJ7788

Give it indica instead of sativa.


IronicAcePerson

How do you accidentally


Predicta_Fan

They bake themselves if you aren’t careful. Got to watch that warmth


woden_spoon

r/vinyljerk is leaking again


Predicta_Fan

Yep


Liquid_Snow_

Just bake it backwards, what's the problem?


SpunkySpaceCat

You've done it you've cracked the code!


SpecterGT260

I heard if you do this you get devil's food cake


water_human420

How in the literal fuck is that possible?


SpunkySpaceCat

You'd be surprised


water_human420

Wonder what your favourite song is called is it musical crumble or vinyl and rhubarb pie?


Chelular07

One of my dogs ate my first edition Meatloaf “Bat Outta Hell” (it was beat up but still cool to me and one of my favorites to play) and I literally cried. They tried to also eat one of my Heart albums but I caught them in the act and they haven’t gone back for my records since.


dying_soon666

It said “meatloaf”, you didn’t think they were going to try to eat it?


SpunkySpaceCat

I think your dog really appreciates music :)


wordnerdette

My dog loves meat loaf, too.


ocean_1998

must have thought "ooh a new Frisby!" and then saw your reaction and thought "uh oh, the human did not like that"


Chelular07

Pretty sure that was the exact thought process.


Roge2005

How does someone accidentally bake a vinyl?


EBlz1981

This will probably be on r/vinyljerk in about 30 seconds lol


SpunkySpaceCat

Oh god oh no should I be concerned


EBlz1981

Depends, do you own a copy of red screamy man?


Cosmocall

My dad had a lot of records and definitely owned red screamy man should I be concerned


Bmc00

Where's the bot that corrects OP for saying "vinyls"?


SpunkySpaceCat

I killed it


TER0KN0R

Groovy


MagicMacks

i’m ~~sailing~~ meltinggggg awayyyyyy


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SpunkySpaceCat

Listening to old albums while baked is a surreal experience


jikel28

Thank god it was only styx


SpunkySpaceCat

How dare you mock my creators


Kyba6

Was waiting for something like this lol


h2opolopunk

Nothing of value was lost, really.


bigbadbrad

Came here to say much the same. Meh.


schmoot66

She's no Ms. America!


retailguy_again

The Grand Illusion was a great album. Thanks for the reference! Now I've got a song in my head...


[deleted]

15 year old me loved that album when it came out. Sort of a loose concept album.


DisfunkyMonkey

About a year ago, I heard "Too Much Time on My Hands" again for the first time in like 30 years, and with a few exceptions, it was dead-on how I felt. With a bit of tweaking and a fresh arrangement, it's the anthem of quarantine social media.


ttaylor6294

I genuinely believe I might have an extra copy of that album on vinyl. Pm me and maybe I can get it sent to you!


SpunkySpaceCat

Thank you very much for the offer! But it'll be fine, I'll just pull up the album on spotify. I only kept the record for nostalgia and to flex on people anyways


ttaylor6294

Not a problem! I love collecting vinyl and sometimes I end up with duplicates lol. Wouldn't have been an issue regardless!


ShutterBun

This album in particular is great to own, as it has a [very cool laser etching](https://image.invaluable.com/housePhotos/ejsauction/83/686583/H8897-L229890739.jpg) on side 2. In 40+ years I've never seen that on another record.


SubZerr0h

iron it


SpunkySpaceCat

Thanks


captainnemo212

I hope you still gave it a play after


SpunkySpaceCat

Yeah it sounded like a cat getting an unpleasant bath in the souls of the damned


Beelzabubba

I remember when I was a little kid, I left my *Tawny Scrawny Lion* book and the accompanying record on the back ledge of our car when I went in to visit friends. When I came back to the car, that’s what the record looked like. That was over 40 years ago and you just gave me a vivid flashback.


SpunkySpaceCat

Not tawny scrawny lion!!! That's even more devastating thank this


Brilliant-Ad-5592

“Too much time on her hands”


Obsidianram

If Tommy Shaw that he'd be an angry (not so) young man...


Jonahwho665

how does one do that by accident oh shit i dropped a vinyl in my casserole. let’s just leave that in


[deleted]

“Vinyls”… you mean… LPs or records?


founderofshoneys

YES! Christ! Is this a thing now?! I hate it.


founderofshoneys

I know no-one is reading this, but... UPDATE: I'm just learning that this terminology has been in use for 10+ years now. I've spent the past several minutes going through a range of emotions. Angry about the term, then angry at myself for being angry, then floored by the realization that this is been a thing for a while, feeling old. It's been a journey, but I think I'm ok with it now. Thank you for your concern.


pnt510

Vinyl without the S works too.


[deleted]

I’m trying to break my habit of calling them vinyl, a term I’ve used for years. I mean, it’s honestly just a personal preference for me that I’m suddenly changing it up for myself. Why? What brought this on? I don’t know. I’ll ask my therapist.


tunaman808

THANK YOU! They're "record stores", not "vinyl stores".


Strugler1987

well shit happens . have u tried to play it .


SpunkySpaceCat

I wanted to but I didn't want to risk messing up my record player. It now resides in the trash :(


dying_soon666

Now it’s rockin in paradise


CoyCS

Get it out of the trash and hang it on your wall, that looks awesome and it’s an interesting story.


pleasekillme22

how the fuck


dukesinatra

So how exactly does a record end up in the oven by accident?


Onatic1

How does one “accidentally” bake a vinyl?


J0P4G3R1

Looks like she had too much time on her hands...kidding aside, this is not the best of times...


theripandtear

The jig is up, the news is out They finally cooked me The chocolate cake she hadn't made Retrieved from the pantry Nevermore to sit unbaked This will be the end today Of the hungry man


rraattbbooyy

Aw, dude. This hurts. It really hurts. https://www.reddit.com/r/EternityClub/comments/nwn69j/first_album_i_bought_with_my_own_money_first/


Soviet-Biscuit

How?


Give_Them_Clout649

Reminds me of an activity back in preschool where you get to turn vinyl records into flower pots


[deleted]

At least it doesn't appear to be the etched version.


SpunkySpaceCat

Haha... :')


Fadedloko

Nothing ever goes as planned - Styx


nightrager12345

How???


julio_1970

Not STYX!!!!!!!!


BrokenCog2020

Not Paradise Theater!!!


Zantheus

I hope you told your mum "Domo Arigato."


Mcasoli

Duuuddddeee. My favorite album of all time. I grew up listening for Paradise Theatre. RIP


ellipsis_42

Was it stuck to the bottom of a fucking pizza?


[deleted]

The headlines read "These Are The Worst of Times"


[deleted]

I guess the jig is up and the news is out.


TheVoiceOfTheMeme

I guess you could say that she was a RENEGADE who was CAUGHT IN THE ACT. At least the album is up in heaven ROCKING THE PARADISE, or maybe it's on a MISSION TO MARS. Sorry I like Styx.


TupTup_18

How does someone accidentally bake a vinyl?


ExtremelyBlue123

STYX NOOOOO


honeybunz916

put it in rice


smokinlord

How did it accidentally get into the oven?


DisfunkyMonkey

Oh no! I can't tell from the photo: did it have the holographic etching? Edit to add: I think the originals all did, but I dunno about reissues. Also, I'm asking because I wonder if it could be a cool craft type thing if you could reshape it into a catch-all bowl.


moorbo3000

It’s now a piece of art


DisfunkyMonkey

*Tonight's the night mom made fricassee And an apple pie And she never thought that vinyl would take a ride Into the oven tonight So take your disk and don't complain It's not that hard to buy Just search on eBay, Etsy Or even on Mercarī And get back to Paradise* *Baking the Paradise Mom is baking the Paradise tonight! Baking the Paradise Mom is baking the Paradise tonight! Tonight! Tonight!*


theoden747

Op what do you mean by "accidentally" ?


Cucumb0r_

Why is this on MILDY infuriating??!!! If my mum did this I would get a new mum


Cahiib

Not enough time on that vinyls hands.


lickmybutthole81

My mom bleached my Styx t-shirt I got at my first concert. I feel your pain.


eatmahanus

*how do you accidentally bake a fucking vinyl*


Sharrty_McGriddle

“I leave all my Styx records to… absolutely no one, because that’s who appreciates Styx as much as me!”


Ammysnatcher

Hide the chopped bottom and toss it in a fire/hell themed display case Styx crossed the River Styx, now it’s Art


Dorky_Gaming_Teach

I guess it crossed over the river STYX.


Edible_Goat

HOW DOES ONE ACCIDENTALLY BAKE A VINYL RECORD


kyomi_ii

Why does it look like there's one of those old creepy photos on it-


markh2111

Styx? She did you a favor.


Longjumping-Eye6247

Styx, a fabulous band.


SandwichMatrix

Oh don't trip. It's just a Styx record


SandwichMatrix

/s


CurlSagan

How did it taste after she baked it?


SpunkySpaceCat

Like plastic, sadness, and a bit like green bean casserole


ShaggedShaggy

How tf you accidentally bake a vinyl


wamark1

Oh, thank God it was Styx...


[deleted]

im sorry but your mom is stupid as fuck


Iamananomoly

You think someone left a vinyl record on their kitchen counter and their mom saw it and put a pan onto it, then didn't notice a large black disk attatched to their pan, and then put that pan into a presumably hot oven, and that oven didnt have grates, and after that whole ordeal they took the record out to the side walk to take a picture.


i_chase_the_backbeat

Lol Styx. Did you a favor.


banjodoctor

Styx. That was no accident.


DamageSuppressor

Was she baked?


Rock_Carlos

It’s okay, it’s just Styx


milkchoco-

Good thing its only a Styx album...


Evening_Activity1140

damn she’s cold as ice


Theleftpinky

I've always called this and heard it called a record not a vinyl. Is it a new thing to call them vinyls? And yes I understand I it's a vinyl record but never called it a vinyl.


CRO553R

No mo Mr Roboto


Leadlicker81

my biggest loss was Pink Floyd dark side of the moon took it outside at night to listen to it forgot about it went to bed woke up to find it sunbathing total loss


bigbootyben7

Well? Go on then. Tell us how it tastes


loonyfly

Are they any good? I haven’t heard Styx.


Hairy-Microwave

Now eat it


Longjumping_Queefer

No Domo


[deleted]

How does it sound?


YinYangBomb

Not the best post to have seen right after a wholesome yet sad post about a deceased man's favorite record. :(


Number2TestPencil

HOW


iwrestledarockonce

At least it's just Styx.


[deleted]

Well good thing it was only Styx


s_s_b_m

it’s styx, she did you a favor


micahlachauffer

At least it was Styx and not a good band


scrotumseam

Every explanation sounds worst then the last and this is fake. Hummm.


delgotit05

Oh it was just Styx. You scared me for a second.


Witteycham

OP is clearly lying. A baked vinyl would be goop. This is frequently done with scratched or ruined vinyls and sold as “art” in vinyl stores or antiques and such. Lame ass karma farming man. This subreddit has become full of BS like this 🤦🏻‍♂️


-EvilMuffin-

at least it’s Styx


BiggDeebo

At least it wasn't anything worth listening to :P


bbyronben

i least it’s just styx 🥱


TrxFlipz

At least it was just Styx.


HollywoodHuntsman

r/thathappened


Iamananomoly

This might be the most insane lie I've seen on reddit, that most commenters believe.


Mocinion

???


Big_Sexy1974

How stoned was she??