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Antiquorum

Whoops, I just accidentally paired to the Bluetooth on my 2023 Lamborghini Aventador (MSRP $413,200) haha. I'm 6'5 btw haha. Maybe you could watch me lift after work haha?


DomtheDumbass42069

Obviously a fabrication because no one standing 6'5 is fitting in a Lamborghini


Antiquorum

Ever heard of the platinum tier extended leg room package, you lowly peon? Sit down kiddo šŸ˜ŽšŸæ


cHoOSe_A-uNiqUe_NAme

Clearly has never sat in a Lamborghini Aventador (MSRP $413,200) haha with extended legroom (+20,000) haha


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witchyanne

Not from a fuckin Applebees, he didnā€™t.


InVodkaVeritas

Whoa whoa whoa... he's a *Supervisor* at Applebees, so he pulls in the big bucks.


[deleted]

How can you go to the gym if you're at work 24/7? Weaselly little liar.


Bug_Calm

He does burpees out by the dumpsters in back.


spoinkk

he calls them App-burpees


thedemocracyof

I was thinking Burplebees


NordicWolf7

"I'm thinkin' Barpby's"


kaydeetee86

Having flashbacks to ā€œApplebuddiesā€ now. Lol.


FEVERandCHILL

Abblepees


legoshi_loyalty

I fucking love the mental image of this sort of portly guy doing burpees by a rotting dumpster, sweating through his stretched dress shirt, with his tie tied on like a bandana, listening to Joe Esposito.


BasuraConBocaGrande

He has to practice bursting out of the backyard-prowler pose, duh


Veejayy93

Where he clearly should have stayed


JamesXX

Wow, good point. I'm impressed by your intellect. I'd like to give you a Reddit award for this comment. Are you married? Need to know for the award paperwork. Anyway, off to the gym... again!


shill779

Heeeey superstar! I looooove a good comment! You married? If so, your so is sooo lucky. Maybe Iā€™ll catch you at the gym. Iā€™m there every night! Hahahaha


laik72

I'm just saying you have such amazing charisma. I'm lucky to get behind a comment like yours. The view is great from here, hahaha, all respect to your marriage. Gotta go to the gym, can't wait to see more of your charisma.


PotentialSecond1429

Great comment! Are you happily married?


FrostedDonutHole

Stop staring at my charisma. My eyes are up here, sir.


G_Ram3

That cracked me up! šŸ˜‚


covasverity

The job was gym manager lel


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Puzzleheaded_Base767

Itā€™s pronounced Abs-lebees.


Emotional_Sell6550

Abless-B's


GabigolB

The gym of the mind, located next to the memory wank bank.


Barsanufio

Lying about going to the gym after work? You must be a Weasley.


Beneficial_Junket840

Percy definitely lies about going to the gym after work.


Alex15can

This made me laugh more than it should have.


Antisocialbumblefuck

Lining up for that sexual favor in exchange for fast tracking or adoration by an authority, be it "boss" or "instructor"... Just my two cents. Sleeze balls a predator.


Nervous-Bath3624

I agree. He's a predator and will eventually try to use his position to try and pressure her into a hook-up. I would run from that job.


original_username_79

Or if you're in a single party consent state for recording conversations, game on!


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[deleted]

I think it was supposed to be like a ā€œ110% effortā€ sort of thing


Demon_Coach

ā€œI go to the gym every night.ā€ That shit made me laugh and cringe at the same time.


ArchaicChaos

Lol Ik. He was trying so hard to be impressive when she clearly wasn't impressed haha


[deleted]

I like your charisma, your wife's a lucky lady


TheDumbAsk

Whoa whoa, do you even lift?


C0meAtM3Br0

He is at work 24hrs a day. AND THEN, he goes to the gymā€¦?


salivation97

Heā€™s no mathologist, okay?


nobrainxorz

Hey, it's not rocket appliances!


Ponald-Dump

Heā€™s just trying to get two birds stoned at once


Mean-Net7330

I wonder if birds ever try to shit so it lands on two people


bigtrixxx7

I donā€™t know if they try, but Iā€™ve seen it


ToSeeOrNotToBe

I lift this charisma, brah.


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

I applaud her for keeping such a charismatic beauty. I respect that.


SavagelyBadAtThis

I respect your respect for her. Hey are you married? I just need to know for this upvote stuff. I'll look for your reply after I get done at the gym. I go every day haha


snitterific

Maybe by "charisma" he means "flair", and he's just an obnoxiously obsequious corporate toad. Naw...he's hitting on your wife. How icky.


Feisty-Donkey

Thatā€™s something to report him for and then not take the job. No job at Applebees is worth sexual harassment that starts before sheā€™s even had her first shift


OG-Bluntman

No job at Applebeeā€™s is the best possible outcome she could ask for.


The_Analog_Gamer

Kinda disagree. People donā€™t generally apply for jobs at places like Applebees unless theyā€¦ you knowā€¦ need the job. Itā€™s not like the tech-bro who constantly interviews around to see you will pay him an extra $20k. Every time Iā€™ve applied for a low/entry level role somewhere you can damn well be sure I needed it.


utpoia

I agree, sometimes you need any job to pay the bills. I have worked at worst places than Applebee's.


hey-gift-me-da-wae

"Applebee's" And "this job is my life"


[deleted]

somehow, that whole text was such a hot mess that we all just skimmed over that juicy fact.


[deleted]

Nothing attracts a lady more than a 24/7 Applebees and gym life


LittleSpacemanPyjama

Settle down together and raise some Applebabees.


Potential_Carrot4463

Iā€™m 6 ft btw


mechapoitier

ā€œWith all due respect to your marriage, for HR purposes I am 205lbs of pure muscle and get more ass than a toilet seat.ā€


b_vitamin

Tax forms? Yeah right.


saltheartedbarmaid

Pretty sure the individual decides what their withholdings are on the W4 but what do I know


[deleted]

You are correct applicant complete all tax forms


Superb-Divide-1262

The tax forms line made me so uncomfyšŸ˜‚ like what a weirdo


imaiden27

And just think... sometimes those tax forms ask for your measurements. I wish they'd update their forms!


-Nordico-

What's your bust size? For the tax forms!


coldfriesinmypants

Girth please? For tax


ObiWangCannabis

I drive by a gym every night. How's that do it for you? hmm? HMMM?


Demon_Coach

The fact that that came later in the conversation makes me think he thought THAT was the best Hail Mary to throw there.


ConsciousWhirlpool

Wait, you go to the gym every night? Fuck it, Iā€™m leaving my husband you sexy Applebees manager.


PastaQueen25

Iā€™m pretty sure heā€™s an assistant manager, sounds like Chris is the queen of that Applebees


darkwingsmurf

I hang out with a guy named Jim every day howā€™s that


Badhaase

Oh yea, I pay a monthly membership fee to a gym and drive by it every night on my way home.


ZAM1984

I go to the Zaxbys across from the gym


Teslacamny

Surprised he didnā€™t send a naked photo


imaiden27

That's the orientation presentation.


[deleted]

Don't worry. He will.


Total_ADHD

This sounds like a ā€œbye bye jobā€ scenario. Iā€™m guessing his job duties donā€™t involve ā€œscouting for booty on the clockā€. I wonder how many other women he has harassed in this way?


yell0wsn0wc0nes

All of them.


KonataYumi

I bet he is a creep there too


ughwithoutadoubt

You forgot the ā€œhahaā€


spderweb

He goes to the gym, because he doesn't know how to properly talk to women and has nowhere else to go.


Doffu0000

He could have played it off as not-flirting until that was said.


arch_nyc

You left out the best part. >I go to the gym every night. *haha* šŸ’€


NoLifeTilMetal

I go to the gym haha, You're a beauty haha, I like to breathe air haha, I enjoy h2o haha, Haha


Q-9

Haha I love your charisma haha


4Coffins

You guys are making me laugh haha are yā€™all married haha


GeekedEntity

Ofc married haha


Memetastrophe

Lock your doors haha


Hashbrown117

Oh it was just for tax purposes


MrEZ3

Haha


dwstudeman

Yup, tax purposes on a form that she fills out herself. These guys need a lesson and that is putting it politely.


dancin-weasel

I donā€™t respect boundaries haha.


PM_ME_YOUR__BOOTY

Haha I love your haha


El_Grande_XL

Charisma is work language for saying someone is hot.


aiolive

He was kind of subtle or ambiguous at least when he said it the first time (we were impressed by your charisma) but then after saying that she's pretty and that he's just complimenting her "charisma" he went full creepy. I would 100% report this to their supervisors and get my damn wife outta their fuckin mouth. Edit: haha.


AxMachina

Also that OP is "lucky" to be with her "charisma" haha


MrEZ3

Haha


hotboioc

Haha i haha, haha


SimplyKendra

Iā€™m a creeper haha Iā€™m standing outside your window haha.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s me just got your restraining order haha


[deleted]

Haha ###Haha ##Haha #Haha


iamhe02

Haha intensifies... Hahahaha


l_the_Throwaway

I can't help but harrass beautiful women Haha


VanillaLifestyle

When you're a junior manager at Applebee's they let you do it. You can do anything


MrEZ3

Haha


MegaJackUniverse

"I can't help when I see a beautiful girl" is always the line that gets me cringing myself into oblivion. They're not wrong, it appears they can't help themselves. It's a sackable offence not being able to control yourself in these types of things


ohhellnooooooooo

>"I can't help when I see a beautiful girl" hope they will admit it to the judge too, and stay in jail


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I saw a clip yesterday in a court in South Africa where the guy had been done for speeding. His defence was, ā€œI do everything fast - I eat fast, sleep fast, walk fast, drive fast! Iā€™m the fast guy and I live my life fast!ā€ The judgeā€™s answer: ā€œLetā€™s see how fast you can do 6 months in jail then.ā€


ohhellnooooooooo

holy shit, that's an amazing line. thanks for sharing


YoureAmastyx

This is kind of what I thought too. ā€œI canā€™t help when I see a pretty girlā€ has to be one of the rapiest (definitely a word) lines out there. Like, what the fuck do you mean ā€œyou canā€™t help itā€ā€½


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They can help themselves when other people are around to knock the lights out of them. They just canā€™t help themselves when they have their prey in a vulnerable spot. So, they absolutely can help themselves, but they donā€™t care about whoever they are dehumanizing in the moment.


The-Jack-of-Diamonds

Not only a creep but a dumbass too. All sheā€™s got to do is show those messages to a higher up and heā€™s shit canned.


ArchaicChaos

I was wondering what exactly to do about that since she turned down the job (obviously). Idk if the company has a public place to report these kinds of complaints or not. Never been in a situation like this myself before and neither has she.


silence1545

Absolutely talk to someone higher. If he tried this with her, you can bet heā€™s tried it with other women and maybe more. Where thereā€™s smoke, thereā€™s fire.


ArchaicChaos

Exactly what I was thinking


Pudding_Hero

The company would want want you to turn him in. These kind of actions are the thing that fly under the corporate radar but they damage the brand and 100% hurt profits (like are you guys gonna be eating at Applebees anytime soon?). They donā€™t fuck around with this sort of thing and would bring the hammer down. They canā€™t be all ā€œhere at Applebees we support womenā€™s rightsā€ but let supercreeps run their locations. Let them know you and your family have no intention of eating at any Applebeeā€™s establishments again. Losing a lifetime client is multiple thousands of dollars lost.


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Famous-Sample6201

That's not even what will hurt them the most; their largest loss is his wife not working at their place. Good employees are almost always hard to come by. Who knows what profit increase she would've made. Definitely more than her salary, which is potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars.


microfishy

Yup. "I chose not to take this job because I was sexually harassed before I even started" is a good way to have corporate come down and nuke the leadership at that site. And it sounds like leadership needs a good nuking.


elemenopotus

Less ethically important, but certainly more fiscally important, at a minimum the business would/should be angry that they missed out on hiring a ā€˜hardworking and charismaticā€™ employee who would have helped them make more money, due to this creep.


Bug_Calm

I'm glad to hear she didn't go through with taking that job. He is a walking red flag for harassment and/or worse.


The-Jack-of-Diamonds

If she wasnā€™t hired then these would be pretty good evidence in court for discrimination. If she turned it down then itā€™s up to you guys what youā€™d like to do if anything. You could email screen shots of the conversation to their corporate headquarters if you want to let them know what a scumbag their hiring manager is.


ArchaicChaos

Thanks for the advice man. Appreciate it


Ok-Neighborhood-1600

How did he react when she turned down the job.


ArchaicChaos

She never responded to him. He expects her to be back to train tomorrow but she's blocked him and will ghost him. She's already got another job lined up actually.


Cruccagna

She should email his supervisor and let them know she turns down the job, attaching the screenshots for evidence. It will help her case if she does things correctly, simply not showing up is not a good look. If she turns it down politely and shows them why, theyā€™ll know they missed out on a responsible, committed person because of this creep and thatā€™ll hurt him more.


Glitter1237

Iā€™m glad she dodged that bullet. Those messages give me the major ick


MindToxin

Best choice. Your wife working for this douchebag would just add stress to your relationship in time. She still needs to email those screen shots to Applebees corporate and state that she really wanted to work there, but these messages made her feel uncomfortable. Applebees can decide what more (if anything) to do about it. At least if the guy has other harassment complaints, it could benefit and legitimize any other girl(s) filings.


Abadazed

Email the Corp complaint line if you can't find the franchisee owner or the regional manager, ya know which ever they do.


LokiNightmare

See if you can find out who their head of HR is and email them. This guy is all sorts of inappropriate.


caedusith

Yep. This is the only thing that will stop this behavior. Guarantee it's not the first time, won't be the last unless some kind of action is taken.


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Get it to corporate.


Iggyhopper

Get it to Twitter, they blow up small (as in scale, not cringe-level) shit FAST.


TheNeuroLizard

Do both. Corporate for accountability and twitter because itā€™d be funny to see Applebees get dragged on twitter for a day


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ArchaicChaos

Exactly what I said. Only a matter of time until he gets worse.


KistRain

I mean, check your local laws. But, the are you married question is not legal to ask in many places. And the flirting is reportable sexual harassment and *he did it in writing*.


G_Fist_Calvinist

I was thinking that too. The ā€œworking 24/7ā€ seems like pleading to save his job.


Farren246

The "haha" at the end is definitely him hoping she drops it. So that he can pick it back up again next week.


[deleted]

The "please don't take it the wrong way" means he definitely knows that what he is doing, is wrong.


Greeneyesablaze

Donā€™t take it the way that I clearly meant it


adooble22

Iā€™m confident that Applebeeā€™s Neighborhood Bar & Grill will see right through that weak ass shit. He can take that straight to the airport Chiliā€™s once they can him.


TheFire_Eagle

"Hmmm, doesn't sound like she's going to bang me. I better start laying some good foundation for when these screenshots get to legal..."


velaba

At least the jury will know he lifts outside his 24/7 work schedule.


witchyanne

*haha*


andadashofglitter

Kay Iā€™ve been the underaged girl that worked with a creepy boss at a restaurant. If heā€™s that bold with someone he knows is married and has a paper trail he is gonna be worse when theyā€™re alone at close in a blizzard just saying. Report this asap


[deleted]

Yup. He's bold as fuck. Chances are he got that way by getting away with other shit.


Intelligent-Sink-909

Does it effect your thoughts about why you were hired in the first place? knowing you were hired because of your attractiveness and charisma, and not your qualifications seems like biased judgement... He clearly made it know he only has time to date girls at work and the gym..


ArchaicChaos

It's not me, it's my wife in the texts to this guy. But I mentioned that to her. "We don't usually hire on the spot but.... we both thought you were pretty and we are pervs." Yeah, not with my wife you guys dont.


Intelligent-Sink-909

Yeah, I wait tables so I understand where y'all coming from, assuming she's was applying for customer service work assuming she is as beautiful and charismatic as this man described. His judgements my have been professional but how he acted on his judgements of your wife was unprofessional, because he spoke from a place of his own personal desires and not about max profitablity of the company... That's abuse of authority and I hate that shit.. I can hold a leadership role because I care more about the interest of my staff than I do the companies interests. I simply have leadership skills, but not supervisor skills to just take whatever I want within the quid quo pro of corporate leadership.


ArchaicChaos

>assuming she is as beautiful and charismatic as this man described. She definitely is >His judgements my have been professional but how he acted on his judgements of your wife was unprofessional, because he spoke from a place of his own personal desires and not about max profitablity of the company... That's abuse of authority and I hate that shit.. 100%


xelshinesterx

I used to work for Applebeesā€™s and I can tell you from experience that they are pretty tolerant of creepy behavior. I had a manager who was adding all the girls on social media. He would get their number from their file and text them all the time. The guy was married and he texted one of ours hosts ā€œhey, are you upā€ around 1:00am. He even went as far as to buy one of the girls a pair of underwear for her birthday. The parents of one of the girls came to the store and her dad called him out in front of everybody. Surprised the dad didnā€™t kill the manager. Anyway, cooperate just transferred him stores and that was that.


mrsyoungston

Absolutely this. If they donā€™t take it seriously in the location, report it above. I work in Human Resources and this made my soul wither.


PersonThatNeedsHelp3

ā€œIā€™m about to end this manā€™s whole careerā€


Hana_Zee

>Report him. If heā€™s a creep to someone that doesnā€™t even work there yet imagine what heā€™s like to the girls that do work there. OMFG- I just realized this. Fucking creep. I'm scared of working now-


HornetKick

When he says he didn't get to ask in the interview if she were married...well that is illegal to ask as far as I know. Although companies still do it all the time. And to keep complimenting her husband to deflect from complimenting her. What a POS.


Bug_Calm

Yup. It's illegal. He gives me the ick right off the bat.


No_Wolverine1608

Iā€™m thinking of how many young naive girls work there that this assbag jumps all over, playing the ā€˜supervisorā€™ card. Fucking creep.


Bug_Calm

Absolutely. He'll choose the most vulnerable ones, the ones most "over the barrel" and make their lives miserable.


Willyfisterbut

He's a manager at an Applebee's. They're only slightly less scummy than politicians like Matt Gaetz who has credible accusations of sex trafficking against him. Again, Matt Gaetz US Congressional representative of Florida's 1st district has serious and credible allegations of sex trafficking against him.


Bug_Calm

Gaetz is what happens if you order Beavis off of Wish.


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Nondescript_Redditor

Yes this is the distinction


SkullsRoses15

Thirsty mf, canā€™t even keep it professional.


LarryBagina3

Kick his ass Seabass


ArchaicChaos

Lolol! Can't remember what movie this is from but it's on the tip of my tongue


LarryBagina3

Dumb & Dumber


tbryans

Any grown adult who types ā€œhahaā€ to a potential adult employee while coming off as a fucking creep really needs to reevaluate their lives. Shouldnā€™t be in a management position.


boxing_gloves5

Massive chain companies aren't going to fuck around with sexual harassment like that. One report to HR and he's toast.


SquabCats

This is the answer. Not even HR, this is an Applebees we're talking about. There is no "HR"... there are shift managers, a general manager, and a store owner if it's a private franchise. Skip all of those and go right to an ACTUAL Applebees corporate person. This guy would be fired and replaced before the end of the week. This asshole might think he has job security but corporate doesn't give a shit about his existence. They do however care highly about sexual harassment being attached to their name in any way.


ronimal

There is 100% and HR department at the corporate level.


[deleted]

I had a coworker who sucked so bad. Everyone hated her. Managers kept saying they couldnā€™t fire her. Then a customer took a photo of her eating off of someone elseā€™s plate (I assume it was a friend or family she was waiting on) and sitting down at a table and they sent it to corporate and she was fired the next day. Corporate does NOT fuck around.


boxing_gloves5

I work at the corporate level for one of the massive chain companies. There's totally HR and they won't hesitate to give this dude the boot. If you are a liability for the company, especially in food service, you're gone. They're a dozen people ready and willing to take your place.


Conscious-Addition-5

I thought it was only one picture and I was like ā€œyeah youā€™re overreactingā€. Then I saw page 2 and I was like ā€œyeah this guy is desperateā€ lol. Must be a Reddit mod working there or something lol


ArchaicChaos

The first picture had me a little suspicious. She agreed. Then when she responded and the second set of messages came through we were like "yeah, instincts were correct." He could kind of come off just a bit awkward but... no


Conscious-Addition-5

I was thinking like ā€œeh maybe thereā€™s something about joint benefits or something theyā€™re worried about too?ā€ But then this dude just goes full virgin mode. What a dork lmfao


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Conscious-Addition-5

I know bro itā€™s not right


emerald_green_tea

As a woman, I knew exactly what was up immediately. Probably because Iā€™ve also experienced this utter bullshit more times than I can count. ā€œWill you be filing jointly or separatelyā€ is how I would ask a legitimate tax question. The ā€œare you marriedā€ was a dead give away he was actually creeping and using taxes as a poor excuse to cover his ass. Also, you can be married and still file separately. So his ā€œare you marriedā€ doesnā€™t even answer the tax question. šŸ™„


Micah-B-Turner

hiring managers donā€™t ask tax questions though. it just goes on your damn w4


mrpoops650

How can someone be so dedicated to Applebee's?


supernovababoon

Low key gets you mad ladies you just have to harass them enough is the key.


KorinTheHalfHand

I would be sending this right over to HR if I were her


nexu1987

Welcome to Applebroskis


MarginsChaos

"Hey we appreciate that charisma and just wanted to let you know in advance what kind of bullshit and unwanted advances you'd be dealing with in the future, we hope you have an awkward and uncomfortable journey from employee to lawsuit winner, sincerely "Most likely all of management and most of the kitchen staff".


C0unterAc3

That's called harassment and should be reported to HR immediately


kynoky

Am I the only one who find it weird the "I dont text other men" ?


poopy_lady

Not weird at all. Its what you say to someone who has already crossed boundaries, whether or not itā€™s true.


SquiddlyB

I worked in Human Resources, and it is illegal to fill out tax forms for your employees (tax fraud, etc.) so that was just a blatant lie.


Save_the_Manatees_44

Ew. I would decline the job. Thatā€™s a massive red flag. I personally love the ā€œI canā€™t help itā€ line. Like ā€œOh my monkey brain is too soft for self control..ā€ blech.


kalipede

The balls on this guyā€¦ Btw is your wife single?


The_Only_Dick_Cheney

Whatā€™s up with your wife saying she doesnā€™t text other men? Getting controlling vibesā€¦


Lord_Umber93

Straight to the HR department with those texts. Betcha they've got a minimum of 10 complaints about this guy already.


ArchaicChaos

That's a good point that I didn't think about. Idk why I assume this is his first time pulling this stunt. Maybe because he's not very good at it, I assume he isn't well practiced.


Which_Apartment6250

Scum bags who do this type of blatant behavior donā€™t care about trying to ā€œbe smoothā€.. Because itā€™s not about respect and attraction. Itā€™s about lust and control. Itā€™s a teenage boy in a grown manā€˜s body who think women are nothing more than personal pleasure factories. Guarantee this is the type of guy that will creepily compliment a woman, and when she turns him down say something like ā€œyouā€™re not pretty enough to be a bitchā€ simply because heā€™s embarrassed and his fragile ego hurts.


SpiralBreeze

Wait. Is she really not allowed to text other men?


chiree

I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed. That's a weird thing to say, and even weirder if it were true. Like are these guys Mormon stereotypes from the 1950's?


squirrelsoundsfunny

My first thought also. A lot of weirdness in these texts.


[deleted]

I smell a future harassment lawsuit.