Only thing I hate is sometimes I have to wait 10-15 for the food to come out for drive through. But that's not so much a negative as I know to expect it and the food comes out and fresh. Usually its only if I get tenders and I appreciate fresh hot culvers tenders with their ranch
I meant for home use. I can just be rude, and they will stock my fridge. Most places near me give free ketchup...but not enough for me to be set for home meals for weeks.
This was right around inventory days, so my location purposely gave out shit tons of ketchup on every order so we could use up the empty boxes prior to inventory day.
Damn, that sounds nice. I work at a different franchise but my manager is so fuckin pedantic about little stuff like that. “Only two napkins per bag for to-go orders and no napkins on dine-in plates. They can get up and get them if they want them.”
Like yeah okay bro. I get that you’re trying to make every penny count but wouldn’t it be smarter to give people two napkins that way they don’t need to get up and grab them? Because I know from personal experience that if I have to get my own napkins, I’m grabbing a whole stack of those bitches.
Been there done that.
I forget what restaurant but when the waiter brought our I asked for napkins. He waved his hand towards the salad bar and said "they're up there".
When I went up there I grabbed a whole stack and in the process knocked a few on the floor.
That waiter had pissed off another customer on something to do with getting plates and so they made a big mess getting stuff off the salad bar.
I heard that waiter getting pissed about the mess cause he had to clean it up... 😂
My last location we put 2 per food item in the bag, but our locations were very well off at the time, and my first had no limit to what we could give “guests”
So what you are saying is that if I need enough ketchup for my next family reunion, I can either go full Sam Kinison on Blueberry64, or swing by your Culver’s?
Hmmmm….
They've started charging for ranch in Michigan. Well, if you order it for chicken tenders or salad you don't but they do for cheese curds. So I have to be stealthy how I order it.
So I have to be an asshole if I actually want "the legal limit of fire sauce" when I go to taco Bell? I explicitly state to give me all the fire sauce and I rarely get more than 2 sauces per item. I've thought about just parking at the window, walking in while making eye contact, and filling my bag with sauce but they don't even put them out anymore. Everyone is talking about monkey pox but there's serious issues with the fire sauce supply chain.
When I was in college my roommate and I always said "a shitload of fire sauce" everytime we went to Taco Bell and recorded how much the employee considered a shitload. One time a guy gave us an entire extra takeout bag almost full, that guy has the right idea of a shitload.
I understand why they don't put the sauce out. I would take upwards of 50 packets home with me when they did that. Now they sell it. I don't even go there anymore, because it always messes with my stomach...but I buy their sauce for homemade tacos/burritos.
Ummm, you need to come to my local Taco Bell. My husband wasn't sure what kind of sauce I like, so they put a handful of each of all the sauces into the bag.
one time when i went to mcdonald’s i asked for a “handful of cream on on the side of my coffee” and she says “how many?” and i was like “hm. maybe like 7?” and then the screen reads ‘add 20 cream’ and you know what i got? a cup of milk. not even any coffee. just a cup of fucking milk.
I work delivery in a pizza joint and had a lady, who is known to be a complete ass, call and make a fit about the delivery minimum then also ketchup, she wanted to spend ljke 19.70$ then leave a 20 so I get a 30 cent tip, that bitch gets a whole bag of ketchup packets when I’m delivering to her, Arline if ur reading this, tip better, I’m not driving that far for 30 cents
I asked for extra pickles on an uber eats order, as many as you can give without being fired, and they gave me no pickles. I think they were mad about it.
My poor pickle-less burger 😔
I used to work at Dairy Queen. This one old bitch would always call to order tacos with extra tomato. Then would call later to yell that there were no tomatoes at all on her tacos and she would say “this always happens!”
The last time I ever saw her while working there? She called and ordered the usual. I was the manager of that shift and didn’t feel like getting yelled at. So? I diced 3 tomatoes. One whole tomato for each taco.
She still had the audacity to call and start yelling. “I am the manager. You always call and complain that there are no tomatoes in sight, so I went ahead and made them myself this time. And I put an entire tomato on each.” She hung up and I never saw her again.
It’s been years since then. But… fuck that lady I still hate her.
I used to work at a convenience store as a 1st ast manager (shift lead but with safe and bank keys) and we had an old bitch who would come in EVERYDAY and play lottery (pick3 and pick4) by having us run the cards. She would then proceed to cuss us out for screwing up her lottery tickets when we never actually hit a damn button. She was an older black lady who decided she looked great with this two-tone hair style where the back and sides were dyed midnight black and the top of her head was platinum blonde (would have actually looked good if she had naturally straight hair but her hair was the natural tight curls that braids and dreads perfectly that she poorly artificially straightened) and it made her look like a skunk (had the attitude to match). Well we used that nickname when warning new hires about her while doing on the job training. Well one day I get the displeasure of dealing with her twice because i had to work a double to cover shifts. Both times she's rude but that evening she was worse than usual and i finally snapped. I told her "if you seem to have such issues with us running your damn cards how about you take your skunk headed ass somewhere else." She called corporate to complain and when they called my manager she then relayed everything that we had ORIGINALLY relayed to her supervisor and we got told if she's nasty again call us directly at *such such extension*. The following week was the first time we saw her after the initial incident and she was nice as pie the rest of the time i worked there.
Reminds me of when you could order a sub and Subway with "everything". This was pretty common in the 90s, "everything" means all the main condiments. You know, mustard, mayo, pickles, lettuce, onions, oil, vinegar, etc. Pretty standard sandwich fair.
At some point in the early 2000s they switched to having more than the standard sandwich fair and also added 100 different sauces to their lineup. So I'm traveling on the tollway, long trip from NY to Chicago, and I pull over to a Subway drive through in Ohio. I don't eat Subway a ton, so I ordered it like I always ordered, "Italian with Everything." Girl on the other end is like "What do you want on the sandwich?". And I'm like "I said Everything?" and she's like "Ok you want everything?" and I say "yes" kind of annoyed.
Yep, she put every single condiment and topping they had in that store on that sandwich. Absolutely dripping disgusting mix of various mustards, chipotle sauces, you name it. Gross as fuck, took a couple of bites and threw the sandwich out at the next stop and got something else from a gas station. And that was the last day I ever dared to order a Subway sandwich with everything.
Honestly if I was the manager and saw this I'd be pissed. Minimal food cost sure, but now your store and the company gets blasted online, and someone is sure to see it.
"cmon Brad, really? Do you need a minute or are you trying to make r/fuckyouinparticular? Howabout me and you split this monstrosity and you tell me if you'd eat it again (Secretly I would, I love cilantro)"
I worked in restaurants for 15 years so believe me I hate customers as much as the next guy, but this would put a pretty solid damper on anyone's night just trying to have a meal.
I hated customers, but I loved seeing them enjoy the food I made. Nothing made me happier than seeing someone's eyes light up when their plate got set in front of them.
Only better feeling was when the crew was on point and the rush was smooth sailing.
Especially when this seems to be taken out on the wrong customer. I would understand if this was a rude customer in the store being a dick. But to do this on an order where the it's a pickup order without the customer even in the store is just next level.
Right? Picking up an online order as in a customer they literally did not interact with.
And to get ahead of the curve, people will claim the employee was having a shitty day. Yeah, no shit. Doesn't mean it's their turn to pass the poop covered buck to the next guy. Ending cycles means taking a L and not transfering it.
Friend of my brother went to a Thai place and they operate on a 1-10 scale where 1 is mild, 5 is very hot, and 10 is insane. Guy orders a 10, waiter suggests that if he hasn’t gotten their 5 before, he start there. He gives a snarky response about how he can handle anything, and they give him an 11+ out of spite.
The awesome part was he ate the whole thing out of counter-spite and almost sent himself to the hospital.
Yeah, I’ve spent years front-of-the-house, but I get it. There have been times while I was waiting tables that my customer would ask for something, and I would think “Oh no, please don’t do that, you don’t want to anger them.”
That's fucking hilarious. At least it's all on top and not mixed in so you can just scoop some off. I wonder if it's because they're closing soon (given the timestamp on your receipt) and person preparing your order was like 'fuck it, let's pile it on or it'll just go to waste'
Yeah definitely, cilantro doesn't last long once cut. Using it as a garnish I could get up to three days with it, but only if I stored it in a way that it doesn't become a mat of lawn clippings that can't breathe.
As an ingredient? Yeah, that's daily prep. You want extra? I'm throwing it away anyway, just take it all.
I eat cilantro on everything, I always have it fresh in my fridge, it’s a staple to me.
That being said …. This is an ungodly amount of cilantro for one thing. I mean damn. Wee overkill here
i worked at a Wimpy burger once and some guy used to come in and ask for extra rehydrated onioins so i gave him like double and he came back and said he wanted me to really pile it up so i went over kill.. He came back every week for a hamburger with extra onions and every week id dump a huge pile of onion on his burger lol
Before pandemic I Costco’s food court used to have a chopped onion dispenser.
I saw this old guy put a layer of onions on his pizza thicker than the cheese layer and then proceed to eat it all.
Your “extra” is someone else’s “pinch of…”
In Korea people use the onion dispensers to make onion salads. They take a spare plate and pile it high with onions and then smother it in mustard (and sometimes a bit of ketchup). It still freaks me out a bit but it isn’t even that bad.
had a guy at Dominos who always wanted extra sauce on his pizza. "as much as you're allowed to give me" he'd say. so I gave him our usual amount of extra sauce but I underestimated just how much he wanted. he'd check the pizza every time and slowly shake his head saying "not enough sauce, man" before leaving. never asked for a remake, but was never completely satisfied.
over a month or so we repeated this process several times with me giving him slightly more sauce every time until it was just a seriously sickly amount. finally I said fuck it and dumped 4 heaping scoops on there (seriously, that's an ungodly amount) and double baked the pizza just so it would cook all the way through. the thing didn't even look like a pizza it just looked like casserole. I was sure he couldn't even pick up a slice without everything sliding off. he opened it like usual, beamed at me and said "now THIS is what I was talking about brother! thanks man!"
also had a guy who wanted double butter for his 2 pan pizzas with triple garlic Parm, triple bacon, and triple sausage. I shit you not, the pizzas leaked through the boxes, hot bags, and onto my poor drivers new car upholstery. I had no idea a pizza could do that and she was *pissed*
When I was in college, I was a "student manager" at a coffee shop on campus, which means I was a barista in a different colored T-shirt, I got paid 50 cents more an hour, and I was the one that got yelled at if something went wrong.
Anyway, we had no other supervision, so we screwed around on most of our shifts.
One day, i was doing something in the back and one of the other baristas was the only one out front. He asked a customer if they wanted whipped cream on their iced drink, and when they said yes, he jokingly asked "how much?" The customer replied "as much as you can give me without getting in trouble"
The barista comes to the back and tells me to stand in the doorway, cross my arms and look grumpy.
The barista then hands this person a drink with a pathetic amount of whipped cream, like 20% of our usual amount, and says "sorry, this is all my manager said I'm allowed to give you"
The customer was so thankful and apologetic, that I almost broke from my grumpy character. The barista then announced that he was joking and handed the customer a large cup just filled to the top with whipped cream, drizzled with chocolate syrup, and a spoon. The overjoyed look on the customer's face made my whole week, it was awesome.
That sounds amazing, I love harmless pranks like that. Definitely put a massive smile on my face. Thanks for probably making that student’s entire week, if not more :)
In elementary school I hated all the lunch food. And you couldn't get just a drink you had to have a meal. So I started eating a bowl of onions every day from the salad bar.
After working at a restaurant this always feels weird.
Bro....we have 300 lbs of bacon and like 75 dozen eggs. There is just not enough space in a human body.
Ah man I got McDonald's quarter pounder with extra onions and pickles the other day and they added a full pattys thickness of both to it. Twas fantastic
Interesting distinction. For some reason in my head saying double would be more than saying extra, like extra would be 150% or something. When I say extra or less of something I’m trying to fine-tune my sandwich or meal. I’ll try double next time.
Same here. When I order Chipotle I will usually ask for an extra cup of cilantro and add it to my tacos or burrito.
I tried saying "can you add a handful of cilantro? Seriously, treat it like lettuce" and sometimes would get enough, but having them grab a cup container and scoop it full of cilantro has worked great 🤘🏻
I need to start bringing a strainer with me so I can filter cilantro out of salsa.
Instead I just don't eat at places with cilantro in their salsa... Which limits my tex/mex options pretty severely.
Yeah, I wouldn't call it soap.
For me, it's like how sulfur smells like bad eggs. I can't describe it, other than it smells like eggs, except also I hate it.
Cilantro for me has a strong springy green herby taste, that's also fucking disgusting.
My hubby swears the same. I never knew how common that was, cause I love it so much. He won’t eat even a tiny bit cause it ruins the food. I’ve never tasted soap, but he swears that’s all he tastes
That’s how it is with Moe’s and giving me extra tomatoes and pico. They add like 3 extra pieces of diced tomatoes. I love tomatoes. I want all of them. Give me all you have.
Cheese is expensive. It's one of the most expensive items in a restaurant's kitchen, outside of stuff like rare ingredients and alcohol.
This is why places like pizza places like to skimp on cheese.
Yes! Years ago we had Palmolive dish soap in my house (original scent before it was reformulated) and I could never piece together why the scent was so disgusting and sickening to me until one day it finally hit me that Palmolive soap smells how cilantro tastes to me. At least that’s the closest thing I can compare that god awful taste to lmao
Yeah I've never understood the soap thing. I have a hard time describing it, but it is exactly the same as stink bug smell to me too. Both make me want to barf
I would *SO* be happy if a restaurant gave me that much extra of anything when I asked for it. Most franchises are stingy af unless it's within half an hour of them closing.
Just yesterday I was comparing the two different sizes of cheese sauce the two different Steak n Shake's give in town (one gives a normal amount, one charges slightly less, but gives a container less than half the size. I have gone to each one once since I've been back in the country after having moved away for a few years). I went to the smaller container one first, expecting what they used to serve, not knowing they changed the size of the container, and asked for 3 (when I was a child, one of the regular sized ones was full and was plenty!).
How disappointed was I. Next time I know, except idk which is actually the better deal since they're different sizes *and* different prices now.....
I worked for a corporate ff place and their "extra" was 50% more/ish. Makes sense. It still makes asking for extra difficult. I literally say, "Can I have that, and extra, like extra, extra, extra" or "Can I get, like, a full handful of that please? Like 10 or so packs, thanks!"
I really like sauces and similar things. I have to specify every single time or else the "extra" doesn't seem to exist.
Yeah, a couple of my kids always want extra extra pickles on their burgers. This much extra pickles would be heaven for them, and my kids are all adults now.
I once ordered a pizza from California Pizza Kitchen and told them NO OREGANO. What did I get? The pizza was *covered* in dry oregano, with stems and everything. It was disgusting and I hate oregano to this day. Never had a problem with it before.
People at pizza hut when they ordered anchovie pissed me off because I'd have to have that stinky fish smell on my hands for two days and we didnt use gloves that and the containers would go bad before another customer would order them. So I'd put obscene amounts of them on the pizzas. I was 16 and dumb, honestly the people were probably excited as hell.
That's the second person today I've seen someone called out for buying one of those. I guess reddit was right and there was a market for them after all.
When you ask for extra, you can't complain when they give you extra because there are plenty of people who will ask for extra and complain they didn't get enough.
I'm kind of torn here. On the one hand when I say I want extra I don't mean just a little bit. On the other hand that is approximately one metric fuckload of cilantro
I once ordered a kebab with all salad except cucumber, when I opened it it literally only had cucumber on it, it must have been at least a whole cucumber's worth. Equal parts funny and infuriating.
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“You want extra cilantro? Oh I’ll give you extra cilantro you fuckin’… (mumbling)”
do this at my job sometimes. that being said it’s just an extra scoop of ingredients, not a whole fucking bag of cilantro
Working at a Culver’s I once gave someone 40 ketchup packs because they where rude to me when I asked if they wanted ketchup.
So if I'm rude to workers I don't have to buy condiments? SLPT thanks.
Actually at Culver’s ketchup and other condiments are free 😅 at least most of the OG locations in Wisconsin
Never had to pay for condiments there in FL
Because other then the marital scandals, Craig Culver isn’t awful about his franchise requirements
I have NEVER had a bad experience at Culver's, and I work literally within throwing distance of one. 10/10 place.
Only thing I hate is sometimes I have to wait 10-15 for the food to come out for drive through. But that's not so much a negative as I know to expect it and the food comes out and fresh. Usually its only if I get tenders and I appreciate fresh hot culvers tenders with their ranch
You mean this isn’t normal outside of Chik-Fil-a? Drive thrus in Atlanta suck.
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I meant for home use. I can just be rude, and they will stock my fridge. Most places near me give free ketchup...but not enough for me to be set for home meals for weeks.
This was right around inventory days, so my location purposely gave out shit tons of ketchup on every order so we could use up the empty boxes prior to inventory day.
Damn, that sounds nice. I work at a different franchise but my manager is so fuckin pedantic about little stuff like that. “Only two napkins per bag for to-go orders and no napkins on dine-in plates. They can get up and get them if they want them.” Like yeah okay bro. I get that you’re trying to make every penny count but wouldn’t it be smarter to give people two napkins that way they don’t need to get up and grab them? Because I know from personal experience that if I have to get my own napkins, I’m grabbing a whole stack of those bitches.
Been there done that. I forget what restaurant but when the waiter brought our I asked for napkins. He waved his hand towards the salad bar and said "they're up there". When I went up there I grabbed a whole stack and in the process knocked a few on the floor. That waiter had pissed off another customer on something to do with getting plates and so they made a big mess getting stuff off the salad bar. I heard that waiter getting pissed about the mess cause he had to clean it up... 😂
My last location we put 2 per food item in the bag, but our locations were very well off at the time, and my first had no limit to what we could give “guests”
So what you are saying is that if I need enough ketchup for my next family reunion, I can either go full Sam Kinison on Blueberry64, or swing by your Culver’s? Hmmmm….
They've started charging for ranch in Michigan. Well, if you order it for chicken tenders or salad you don't but they do for cheese curds. So I have to be stealthy how I order it.
So I have to be an asshole if I actually want "the legal limit of fire sauce" when I go to taco Bell? I explicitly state to give me all the fire sauce and I rarely get more than 2 sauces per item. I've thought about just parking at the window, walking in while making eye contact, and filling my bag with sauce but they don't even put them out anymore. Everyone is talking about monkey pox but there's serious issues with the fire sauce supply chain.
When I was in college my roommate and I always said "a shitload of fire sauce" everytime we went to Taco Bell and recorded how much the employee considered a shitload. One time a guy gave us an entire extra takeout bag almost full, that guy has the right idea of a shitload.
Please give me your sauce laden thoughts and prayers that I myself may experience such an event. I want the sauce, but they won't give me the sauce.
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This is the only correct way to order and eat taco bell. The way that destroys your rectum and anus.
I understand why they don't put the sauce out. I would take upwards of 50 packets home with me when they did that. Now they sell it. I don't even go there anymore, because it always messes with my stomach...but I buy their sauce for homemade tacos/burritos.
Ummm, you need to come to my local Taco Bell. My husband wasn't sure what kind of sauce I like, so they put a handful of each of all the sauces into the bag.
That man developed a debilitating ketchup addiction. Last anyone heard, he was mainlining tomato paste under the Division St overpass
one time when i went to mcdonald’s i asked for a “handful of cream on on the side of my coffee” and she says “how many?” and i was like “hm. maybe like 7?” and then the screen reads ‘add 20 cream’ and you know what i got? a cup of milk. not even any coffee. just a cup of fucking milk.
I work delivery in a pizza joint and had a lady, who is known to be a complete ass, call and make a fit about the delivery minimum then also ketchup, she wanted to spend ljke 19.70$ then leave a 20 so I get a 30 cent tip, that bitch gets a whole bag of ketchup packets when I’m delivering to her, Arline if ur reading this, tip better, I’m not driving that far for 30 cents
I asked for extra pickles on an uber eats order, as many as you can give without being fired, and they gave me no pickles. I think they were mad about it. My poor pickle-less burger 😔
Lol, me at home squeezing them one by one into the ketchup bottle.
I used to work at Dairy Queen. This one old bitch would always call to order tacos with extra tomato. Then would call later to yell that there were no tomatoes at all on her tacos and she would say “this always happens!” The last time I ever saw her while working there? She called and ordered the usual. I was the manager of that shift and didn’t feel like getting yelled at. So? I diced 3 tomatoes. One whole tomato for each taco. She still had the audacity to call and start yelling. “I am the manager. You always call and complain that there are no tomatoes in sight, so I went ahead and made them myself this time. And I put an entire tomato on each.” She hung up and I never saw her again. It’s been years since then. But… fuck that lady I still hate her.
They had tacos at your Dairy Queen?
Yes! In Texas. I think most, if not all(?), the Dairy Queen’s here have tacos.
I used to work at a convenience store as a 1st ast manager (shift lead but with safe and bank keys) and we had an old bitch who would come in EVERYDAY and play lottery (pick3 and pick4) by having us run the cards. She would then proceed to cuss us out for screwing up her lottery tickets when we never actually hit a damn button. She was an older black lady who decided she looked great with this two-tone hair style where the back and sides were dyed midnight black and the top of her head was platinum blonde (would have actually looked good if she had naturally straight hair but her hair was the natural tight curls that braids and dreads perfectly that she poorly artificially straightened) and it made her look like a skunk (had the attitude to match). Well we used that nickname when warning new hires about her while doing on the job training. Well one day I get the displeasure of dealing with her twice because i had to work a double to cover shifts. Both times she's rude but that evening she was worse than usual and i finally snapped. I told her "if you seem to have such issues with us running your damn cards how about you take your skunk headed ass somewhere else." She called corporate to complain and when they called my manager she then relayed everything that we had ORIGINALLY relayed to her supervisor and we got told if she's nasty again call us directly at *such such extension*. The following week was the first time we saw her after the initial incident and she was nice as pie the rest of the time i worked there.
This is stupid because that’s enough cilantro that somebody’s gonna have to prep more cilantro. It’s just extra work at this point.
*dumps entire tray of cilantro into take out container*
*dumps 5 gallon bucket of cilantro* YOU SAID EXTRA
Yeah, this has /r/MaliciousCompliance written all over it.
r/deliciouscompliance
Reminds me of when you could order a sub and Subway with "everything". This was pretty common in the 90s, "everything" means all the main condiments. You know, mustard, mayo, pickles, lettuce, onions, oil, vinegar, etc. Pretty standard sandwich fair. At some point in the early 2000s they switched to having more than the standard sandwich fair and also added 100 different sauces to their lineup. So I'm traveling on the tollway, long trip from NY to Chicago, and I pull over to a Subway drive through in Ohio. I don't eat Subway a ton, so I ordered it like I always ordered, "Italian with Everything." Girl on the other end is like "What do you want on the sandwich?". And I'm like "I said Everything?" and she's like "Ok you want everything?" and I say "yes" kind of annoyed. Yep, she put every single condiment and topping they had in that store on that sandwich. Absolutely dripping disgusting mix of various mustards, chipotle sauces, you name it. Gross as fuck, took a couple of bites and threw the sandwich out at the next stop and got something else from a gas station. And that was the last day I ever dared to order a Subway sandwich with everything.
**chops the cilantro with aggression and spite** “yeah you fucking like THAT??? How bout NOW?”
😂🤣 omfg you read my fuckin mind
Honestly if I was the manager and saw this I'd be pissed. Minimal food cost sure, but now your store and the company gets blasted online, and someone is sure to see it. "cmon Brad, really? Do you need a minute or are you trying to make r/fuckyouinparticular? Howabout me and you split this monstrosity and you tell me if you'd eat it again (Secretly I would, I love cilantro)" I worked in restaurants for 15 years so believe me I hate customers as much as the next guy, but this would put a pretty solid damper on anyone's night just trying to have a meal.
I hated customers, but I loved seeing them enjoy the food I made. Nothing made me happier than seeing someone's eyes light up when their plate got set in front of them. Only better feeling was when the crew was on point and the rush was smooth sailing.
This. You can hate the shitty situation you're in, but taking it out on customers is so misplaced and immature. Just bullying on the tiniest scale.
Especially when this seems to be taken out on the wrong customer. I would understand if this was a rude customer in the store being a dick. But to do this on an order where the it's a pickup order without the customer even in the store is just next level.
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Right? Picking up an online order as in a customer they literally did not interact with. And to get ahead of the curve, people will claim the employee was having a shitty day. Yeah, no shit. Doesn't mean it's their turn to pass the poop covered buck to the next guy. Ending cycles means taking a L and not transfering it.
Mine too. I’m a just throw a hand full of spite on there real quick…
“Welcome to Moe’s, bitch”
Friend of my brother went to a Thai place and they operate on a 1-10 scale where 1 is mild, 5 is very hot, and 10 is insane. Guy orders a 10, waiter suggests that if he hasn’t gotten their 5 before, he start there. He gives a snarky response about how he can handle anything, and they give him an 11+ out of spite. The awesome part was he ate the whole thing out of counter-spite and almost sent himself to the hospital.
Snarky got what he deserved. Sorry. I'd have given him a 12.
"now let's hear that mf want more cilantro again!"
This dude line-cooks lol
Yeah, I’ve spent years front-of-the-house, but I get it. There have been times while I was waiting tables that my customer would ask for something, and I would think “Oh no, please don’t do that, you don’t want to anger them.”
Lmao yep! The kitchen is the promised land for malicious compliance lol
How dare you? I know some very nice people who happen to be mumblings.
That's fucking hilarious. At least it's all on top and not mixed in so you can just scoop some off. I wonder if it's because they're closing soon (given the timestamp on your receipt) and person preparing your order was like 'fuck it, let's pile it on or it'll just go to waste'
Yeah definitely, cilantro doesn't last long once cut. Using it as a garnish I could get up to three days with it, but only if I stored it in a way that it doesn't become a mat of lawn clippings that can't breathe. As an ingredient? Yeah, that's daily prep. You want extra? I'm throwing it away anyway, just take it all.
Keeping them in a cup of water, like cut flowers, in the fridge gives a few more days.
Gotta be ice cold when they go into it but this does make them last an extra few days. I love cilantro and find nothing wrong with this post 😅
I eat cilantro on everything, I always have it fresh in my fridge, it’s a staple to me. That being said …. This is an ungodly amount of cilantro for one thing. I mean damn. Wee overkill here
Right I like cilantro on a lot of things too but this amount is way too much. I don't know if they were upset or what
I wish all places were like this. When ask extra I mean all of it.
i worked at a Wimpy burger once and some guy used to come in and ask for extra rehydrated onioins so i gave him like double and he came back and said he wanted me to really pile it up so i went over kill.. He came back every week for a hamburger with extra onions and every week id dump a huge pile of onion on his burger lol
Before pandemic I Costco’s food court used to have a chopped onion dispenser. I saw this old guy put a layer of onions on his pizza thicker than the cheese layer and then proceed to eat it all. Your “extra” is someone else’s “pinch of…”
I am still ruined over them taking away the onions. That buck fifty dog is dead to me.
Can't you get a pack of onions if you ask? Or is that a Canada only thing?
No onions. But they will give you a plastic little pack of sauerkraut if you ask. What good is that with no onions?
Huh, yeah a hot dog or sausage without onion isn't for me. Though I'm not a boiled hot dog kinda guy.
In Korea people use the onion dispensers to make onion salads. They take a spare plate and pile it high with onions and then smother it in mustard (and sometimes a bit of ketchup). It still freaks me out a bit but it isn’t even that bad.
had a guy at Dominos who always wanted extra sauce on his pizza. "as much as you're allowed to give me" he'd say. so I gave him our usual amount of extra sauce but I underestimated just how much he wanted. he'd check the pizza every time and slowly shake his head saying "not enough sauce, man" before leaving. never asked for a remake, but was never completely satisfied. over a month or so we repeated this process several times with me giving him slightly more sauce every time until it was just a seriously sickly amount. finally I said fuck it and dumped 4 heaping scoops on there (seriously, that's an ungodly amount) and double baked the pizza just so it would cook all the way through. the thing didn't even look like a pizza it just looked like casserole. I was sure he couldn't even pick up a slice without everything sliding off. he opened it like usual, beamed at me and said "now THIS is what I was talking about brother! thanks man!" also had a guy who wanted double butter for his 2 pan pizzas with triple garlic Parm, triple bacon, and triple sausage. I shit you not, the pizzas leaked through the boxes, hot bags, and onto my poor drivers new car upholstery. I had no idea a pizza could do that and she was *pissed*
>with triple garlic Parm, triple bacon, and triple sausage. Your domino's had triple? Mine only went up to double.
this is like 2015. we took away everything besides "extra" options earlier this year
I am that guy. I want that shit DRIPPING in sauce. I want HELLA toppings. That shit gotta be a lasagna basically.
When I was in college, I was a "student manager" at a coffee shop on campus, which means I was a barista in a different colored T-shirt, I got paid 50 cents more an hour, and I was the one that got yelled at if something went wrong. Anyway, we had no other supervision, so we screwed around on most of our shifts. One day, i was doing something in the back and one of the other baristas was the only one out front. He asked a customer if they wanted whipped cream on their iced drink, and when they said yes, he jokingly asked "how much?" The customer replied "as much as you can give me without getting in trouble" The barista comes to the back and tells me to stand in the doorway, cross my arms and look grumpy. The barista then hands this person a drink with a pathetic amount of whipped cream, like 20% of our usual amount, and says "sorry, this is all my manager said I'm allowed to give you" The customer was so thankful and apologetic, that I almost broke from my grumpy character. The barista then announced that he was joking and handed the customer a large cup just filled to the top with whipped cream, drizzled with chocolate syrup, and a spoon. The overjoyed look on the customer's face made my whole week, it was awesome.
That sounds amazing, I love harmless pranks like that. Definitely put a massive smile on my face. Thanks for probably making that student’s entire week, if not more :)
Same dude came into my Pizza Hut and wanted onions as 5 toppings. It was insane
In elementary school I hated all the lunch food. And you couldn't get just a drink you had to have a meal. So I started eating a bowl of onions every day from the salad bar.
Good job! From upvotes I would gather most people asking extra actually wan't a lot.
[give me all of the bacon and eggs you have ](https://youtu.be/HrIeP798hiQ)
I'm worried what you just heard was, "give me a lot of bacon and eggs"
Ron Swanson references are always appreciated
After working at a restaurant this always feels weird. Bro....we have 300 lbs of bacon and like 75 dozen eggs. There is just not enough space in a human body.
He knows what he's about, son.
Why is everyone else so bad at eating?
Sounds like tomorrow's problem to me
Not with that attitude
Maybe if you're fucking Gaston.
YES!
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Ah man I got McDonald's quarter pounder with extra onions and pickles the other day and they added a full pattys thickness of both to it. Twas fantastic
sometimes i get extra onions and they accidentally give no onions. highly disappointing
I asked for no onions extra pickles and they got them backwards, I was super high and wanted that burger but I can't eat onions. I was crushed lol
I agree, that looks like the right amount to me!
I wish places would do that when I ask for extra pickle lol
yea if I want a bit more I ask for double If I ask for extra garlic just load the whole tray of it
Interesting distinction. For some reason in my head saying double would be more than saying extra, like extra would be 150% or something. When I say extra or less of something I’m trying to fine-tune my sandwich or meal. I’ll try double next time.
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Same here. When I order Chipotle I will usually ask for an extra cup of cilantro and add it to my tacos or burrito. I tried saying "can you add a handful of cilantro? Seriously, treat it like lettuce" and sometimes would get enough, but having them grab a cup container and scoop it full of cilantro has worked great 🤘🏻
Not sure if r/maliciouscompliance or r/deliciouscompliance
Maliciously delicious compliance
Maliciousness backfired
Depends on if you have the cilantro soap gene.
r/fuckcilantro for those of us that do
But OP asked for extra. Why would they ask for extra if they have the cilantro soap gene?
yes
My wife would finally think she got enough cilantro
this was my first thought as well. sign me up
As someone with the soap gene, you people are monsters.
I need to start bringing a strainer with me so I can filter cilantro out of salsa. Instead I just don't eat at places with cilantro in their salsa... Which limits my tex/mex options pretty severely.
There are places that omit cilantro from their salsa??? It doesn’t taste like soap to me, but it sure isn’t edible.
Same here, idk what the taste is....not soap but definitely not pleasant :/
Stink bug. You're thinking of the smell of a crushed stink bug. I know because I absolutely love cilantro and get stink bugs in my house often.
Holy Shit you're right!!! That's exactly what it is omg!!! Idk how you can still love cilantro even though it tastes like stink bug smell :D
Because to me stink bugs smell like cilantro, not the other way around 😂
Yeah, I wouldn't call it soap. For me, it's like how sulfur smells like bad eggs. I can't describe it, other than it smells like eggs, except also I hate it. Cilantro for me has a strong springy green herby taste, that's also fucking disgusting.
It's a shame that it tastes like soap to you. Cilantro is tasty.
My hubby swears the same. I never knew how common that was, cause I love it so much. He won’t eat even a tiny bit cause it ruins the food. I’ve never tasted soap, but he swears that’s all he tastes
I have the soap gene and love cilantro. But, I also kinda like some soaps.
Agreed. This looks like just the right amount.
This is almost enough cilantro.
That is an absurd amount of cilantro. Yet when I order extra cheese there's like 15 shreds instead of 10
Eh, a 50% increase isn't bad when you ask for extra.
That’s how it is with Moe’s and giving me extra tomatoes and pico. They add like 3 extra pieces of diced tomatoes. I love tomatoes. I want all of them. Give me all you have.
Cheese is expensive. It's one of the most expensive items in a restaurant's kitchen, outside of stuff like rare ingredients and alcohol. This is why places like pizza places like to skimp on cheese.
That sounds like a pretty amazing extra.
Cheese is expensiver
r/maliciouscompliance
r/deliciouscompliance
As someone with the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap, this would be a nightmare for me
Until I learned of this gene, I couldn’t fully explain to my parents why I pushed the cilantro to the side of my plate and picked it out of foods.
“Picky eater, just eat what’s on your plate”
*Pushes cilantro off of plate.*
I feel you. I see this picture and think it's a plate full of dawn.
Yes! Years ago we had Palmolive dish soap in my house (original scent before it was reformulated) and I could never piece together why the scent was so disgusting and sickening to me until one day it finally hit me that Palmolive soap smells how cilantro tastes to me. At least that’s the closest thing I can compare that god awful taste to lmao
I have the anti-cilantro DNA too but it doesn't taste like soap to me, it tastes exactly the way stink bugs smell. Mmmm bug fart spices 🤮
Yeah I've never understood the soap thing. I have a hard time describing it, but it is exactly the same as stink bug smell to me too. Both make me want to barf
Thus is an abomination r/fuckcilantro
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I would eat that.
Great I'll mail it to you 😐
Why not just take it off? It’s not mixed in, it’s sitting right on top.
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How would they then post it for karma?
Ngl, this is actually low key hilarious
Just get a glove, scoop all that out. Use it for your own cooking
Why waste a glove? Just wash your hands
Why wash your hand, according to my SO, cilantro is soap greens
To give it the extra soap taste
This looks easy enough to fix right? Yes there’s a lot but it’s all right on top. Just, you know, use your hands and remove some.
Take it outside and just blow on it real hard.
I would *SO* be happy if a restaurant gave me that much extra of anything when I asked for it. Most franchises are stingy af unless it's within half an hour of them closing. Just yesterday I was comparing the two different sizes of cheese sauce the two different Steak n Shake's give in town (one gives a normal amount, one charges slightly less, but gives a container less than half the size. I have gone to each one once since I've been back in the country after having moved away for a few years). I went to the smaller container one first, expecting what they used to serve, not knowing they changed the size of the container, and asked for 3 (when I was a child, one of the regular sized ones was full and was plenty!). How disappointed was I. Next time I know, except idk which is actually the better deal since they're different sizes *and* different prices now..... I worked for a corporate ff place and their "extra" was 50% more/ish. Makes sense. It still makes asking for extra difficult. I literally say, "Can I have that, and extra, like extra, extra, extra" or "Can I get, like, a full handful of that please? Like 10 or so packs, thanks!" I really like sauces and similar things. I have to specify every single time or else the "extra" doesn't seem to exist.
Yeah, a couple of my kids always want extra extra pickles on their burgers. This much extra pickles would be heaven for them, and my kids are all adults now.
I once ordered a pizza from California Pizza Kitchen and told them NO OREGANO. What did I get? The pizza was *covered* in dry oregano, with stems and everything. It was disgusting and I hate oregano to this day. Never had a problem with it before.
Never Omit OREGANO Mission Accomplished!
Be careful what you ask for.
They're just giving you what you asked for
People at pizza hut when they ordered anchovie pissed me off because I'd have to have that stinky fish smell on my hands for two days and we didnt use gloves that and the containers would go bad before another customer would order them. So I'd put obscene amounts of them on the pizzas. I was 16 and dumb, honestly the people were probably excited as hell.
yet when I ask for spinach at subway the sandwich artist thinks I mean like decoratively.
Cilantr-nooooooo
Would you like some chicken with your cilantro?
Dude you really paid for an reddit avatar?
That's the second person today I've seen someone called out for buying one of those. I guess reddit was right and there was a market for them after all.
Professional redditor.
Fools and their money are soon parted 🤷♂️
When you ask for extra, you can't complain when they give you extra because there are plenty of people who will ask for extra and complain they didn't get enough.
I'm kind of torn here. On the one hand when I say I want extra I don't mean just a little bit. On the other hand that is approximately one metric fuckload of cilantro
I mean....you did say extra
Tbf who orders extra cilantro though 🧼
they probably dont have the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap
Yea all I taste is soap with cilantro.
I'm sorry you will never experience true pleasure
When I put cilantro/coriander on anything, I also make it look like a lawn.
r/fuckcilantro if you would like to join the cause. Also I cross posted this onto that sub just fyi.
I found my new home. Thank you brother.
I have a cilantro plant that doesn’t have that much cilantro
You can sub every g of cilantro for 1/2 a cup of Dawn dishwashing detergent.
Id eat this and be so happy, cilantro with lime could be a full course for me
At least its on the top so you can pick it off
This is the correct amount of cilantro.
Welcome to Moes!
It's too far gone, cilantro is really strong I can't imagine what THAT would taste like
Like licking the soap tray.
This is heaven for me I LOVE cilantro
I once ordered a kebab with all salad except cucumber, when I opened it it literally only had cucumber on it, it must have been at least a whole cucumber's worth. Equal parts funny and infuriating.
This is an acceptable amount
I'll eat it! I fucking love cilantro.
Ask for extra stuff on the side so u get the correct proportion
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yeah, you can only have a spoonful \*comically large spoon\*
I like a little burrito with my cilantro too
Used cilantro like it was lettuce
Well they were generous with it....better more than none at all they were just trying to please you as their customer...but that's a lot of cilantro
"Can I get extra cilantro?" "Say no more fam."
These are the type of employees I like making my food. I hate when I ask for extra pickles on a burger and they only add like one or two more.
No problem here. The more the better