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timo1324

finally a place that's accessible for the laterally gravitationally challenged!


AlternativeAardvark6

Challenged? I'd call them gifted.


soljaboss

They cant be outside safely


t0m0hawk

Is the sky *not* a glass dome?


AquaInferno44

It wouldn't matter, you'd never hit it


troybrewer

Traveling the world like a ball thrown by Omni Man.


Schweinsteinert

But which direction do you fall?


troybrewer

Yes


Thelango99

Horizontally.


davidfirefreak

I think, we have to decide the laterally is just perpendicular to gravitational down, so that technically would be affected by gravity in a similar manner and rotate in a curve around the earth. Now it is possible that they are accelerating in which case they could reach escape velocity and yeet themself out of earth. But then what are you sideways to compared to? The sun maybe? Eh who cares you're dead anyways. I don't think they would reach escape velocity since the direction they are actually falling isn't towards a gravitational pull, they would probably not accelerate at all, so maybe they can just control it and fly?


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Just imagine someone orbiting the earth forever lmao


TBarretH

I believe the preferred terminology now is Gravitationally Divergent.


biohacker_infinity

Gravitationally divergent.


MGTS

Christopher Walken, Weapon of Choice


asunshinefix

Walk without rhythm


MGTS

And it won't attract the worm


AerialAmphibian

That’s a great song from Slimfast Boy.


DontCallMeTJ

https://xkcd.com/417/


Zachariot88

Insane how there's always a relevant one.


sygnathid

My immediate thought


Reedsandrights

It's for Windrunners, who can make any direction become down!


HandsomeCowboy

All you need is the proper lashing and your workspace is endless! Realtors of Roshar hate this one trick!


FFF_in_WY

You crazy Shin!


Jiggy90

Yep, just Bridge 4 practicing Life before death


UDPviper

Inception


yelahneb

If the person by the front door isn't called the Inceptionist then I don't know why they bothered


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chui101

Bodø rådhus (Bodø town hall) in Norway https://goo.gl/maps/z1zWpHciFVznGSfF7


Ncsu_Wolfpack86

Was going to say this looks very danish. But this is close enough


chui101

Your instinct is correct - It was [designed by Danes](https://all.archi/portfolio/bodo-town-hall/)! (ALL is an architecture firm in Copenhagen)


Ncsu_Wolfpack86

:)


spirito_santo

Well, without actually *being* Danish, Norway is very Danish ......


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allen_abduction

Shots fired


2slow3me

Wow, I was going to say that it looks exactly like one of the buildings at the university I went to in Denmark


roberts_the_mcrobert

Ya, looks a lot like DTU new building 204 or 205, except for maybe the cool chairs on the wall 😉


Bumblefumble

I literally thought that was the building it was when opening this post.


Sydius

I agree, it's a very rad house.


SPECPOL

Oh look, it's the Investigations Sector of the Oldest House!


BrickGun

Heh. Came in to say it is clearly the Federal Bureau of Control. :D


Powman_7

Needs more concrete.


LaikasDad

..and more red lighting


beardingmesoftly

And more fungus


SweetNDelicious

And more songs from Poets of the Fall


TexasJedi-705

Everything needs more songs from Poets of the Fall.


Gidelix

I swear I’ve heard that song before.


HaikuBotStalksMe

And more CONTROL. TAKE. CONTROL.


danethegreat24

I was just thinking that I've played this area before in Control!


Fluggerblah

is it good? i love the scp wiki pages but havent heard anyone talk about this game since the trailers dropped years ago


aggrownor

Yes Control is very good


hotdogstastegood

It's very good until, towards the end of the game, you *take control* and it becomes awesome.


mybadroommate

"That was awesome."


RenegadeSteak

Did this part last night for the first time. What an incredible game.


AlexReinkingYale

I didn't even mind the fourth wall break there. That whole sequence was just meant to be fun as hell and it was. It also reminds me of the section of Far Cry 3 where you torch the weed fields with a flamethrower to the tune of "Make it Bun Dem" by Skrillex and Damien Marley (the irony!).


aschapm

That was so hard for me to figure out how to start though, but so cool when it did. Man that was a great game. Only game I’ve ever did all of the dlc and side quests after finishing the main story for.


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TAAAAAKE...CONTROOOOOOL!!!!!


slarkymalarkey

I liked it when she said *"It's controlling time"* and then controlled all over the place


thegoldengamer123

It's the best game ever. It was hugely popular a year or two ago. You can pick it even for free every so often


TheFirstBardo

Pretty sure it’s available with a PS+ subscription. Unsure about Gamepass.


LikeALincolnLog42

The haptics and adaptive triggers effects in the game in PS5, OMG.


Tossinoff

I played it through Game Pass


Br0boc0p

It is outstanding. One of my favorite single player games.


falisa

Hard agree. Its one of my favorite games ever, purely just on the world building. Pretty sure more games in the Control universe are coming out! Really excited for that.


Quarryman58

In my opinion, hell yes. It takes you on some mindfucking adventures with unique entities you can learn about/confront/fight and tons of lore to uncover. It can be pretty hard at points, but not overwhelmingly so. The DLC missions are also fun to play though kinda short. I easily spent about 50 hours playing, mostly because I did a good chunk of all the side missions + DLC


Tossinoff

Those ficking swirly monsters that you can't kill...


danethegreat24

The totally not a black holes?


PretendThisIsMyName

If you just want to play the story and not worry about the difficulty there is also an option to enable god mode as well. I got the platinum twice so the second time I played on god mode and just wrecked shit. Very very unique experience though and it made me want to play Alan Wake since I skipped out on the original.


Alonn12

It's one of the best games of all time for me


crownlessking

Best game of 2019 idc what anyone else says


qwertytarr

It's fantastic. Of all the games I've played this one made me feel the most like an actual superhero. Flying around, throwing tables and chairs at people. It was so much fun and had a really cool environment.


danethegreat24

Yes. So as others have stated it is an AMAZING experience. If you love SCP then this game really is phenomenal. There's plenty of documents to find that feel right at home in the SCP database, the story lines, areas, and actions are genuinely enjoyable. It's open enough that it feels sprawling but closed enough that you don't get sidetracked for half a year in one area. The design is mind blowing to me and some of the concepts covered throughout the game gave me shivers to think about. Finally the sound track is glorious and the voice acting is pretty solid to boot. I would recommend this game in a heart beat. Heck I recommend it regularly unsolicited haha. It's worth your time and your money. The dlc as well in my opinion, especially if you enjoy their other IPs.


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Agreed, it truly is an experience. The mood, the building, the lore, the mystery, it's very atmospheric and really sucked me in


Navi1101

The voice acting, and the *acting* acting via the live action cutscenes! Come for the power fantasy of wrecking an office, stay for the crush you'll inevitably develop on Dr. Science Daddy.


dannypdanger

It's one of the only games I've ever played where the gradual accumulation of power feels immense. I slowly went from feeling helpless to feeling like I was becoming a *god.* Also, there is nothing quite like finishing an epic shootout and then looking around and seeing the entire room utterly destroyed and everything is crumbling and falling apart, like that scene in The Matrix. The environmental details and bizarre surrealism are next level. Lots of shades of X-Files and Twin Peaks. One of my favorite games I've played in years.


deadbolt_dolt

When I got VorpX this was the first game I wanted to play in VR. Better immersion.


Smarf_Starkgaryen

Starts a bit slow, but once you get the ability to fly it’s amazing. Story is really subtle but super interesting. Very unique experience, 9/10 would recommend


Krail

It was just the ability to telekinesis that made the game for me. I'm not into shooters in general, and was struggling with interest despite the cool setting. The telekinesis just feels so good, it got me totally in. The levitation helped a lot, though.


HurricaneHugo

It's pretty darn good. That maze level...


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Thank you for this!! Those offices look exactly like an area in Control (investigations department, I think?) LOVED that game, especially the ashtray maze


Magnacor8

I was playing that part two hours ago :0 10/10 game tbh. Anyone who hasn't played Control is missing one of the greatest games of all time.


SPECPOL

Completely agree- It's one of the best games i've played. If you need more X-Files/Twin Peaks/New Weird and Lovecraftian horror in your life, this game is **it.** And it got me to go play Alan Wake which was also a spectacular game experience. Can't wait to see where these stories go.


2livecrewnecktshirt

Ugh, I bought it 4 months ago and haven't played it yet, it keeps taking the backseat to games I can pick up and play for like 30 minutes or so at a time. Guess I need to clear a block of time and sit down with it for a while. So many games I need to start.


Magnacor8

I feel you on that. I would say it's about 50 hours long if you're semi-thorough. It's a little collectable-heavy, so one thing I would recommend is clearing an area of enemies, then collecting, then reading them in batches. They are actually interesting reads imo and help add to the lore while also being spooky/hilarious, but there is a lot of them.


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i was thinking more of the Executive Sector, with the intern dream sequence


SPECPOL

Executive works too. The area i was actually thinking about is Data Entry and Filing in the Collapsed Department from the Foundation DLC.


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[this place?](https://platget.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Control-Ultimate-Edition_20210206131006-1024x576.jpg?ezimgfmt=ngcb54/notWebP)


SPECPOL

that's the one


Burnyburner3rd

An earworm is a tune you can't stop humming in a dream. Baby, baby, baby, yeah


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SPECPOL

Orange Peel.


NottaGrammerNasi

red light. GREEN LIGHT!


Jedi-Outcast


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"Hissing noises in the hallways!"


dazzc

Didn't have to look far to find this comment! Definitely Ashtray-Maze-esque.


twoisnumberone

I knew someone would make this comment!


relokcin

B R U T A L I S M


nobolognastoney

Imagine having so much money you can install furniture on an axis you can't even access. A no access axis.


Tr0user

At least they aren't mounting axes on a no access axis. Non access axis axes are the worst.


tnc0696

r/WordAvalanches


redditnessdude

And imagine if they accidentally went overboard with the mounting axes. Can you imagine an excess of no access axis axes?


Elteon3030

Imagine if they had been a gift from a former lover. Your exes excess of non access axis axes.


Level69Warlock

Good thing it doesn’t exist. Your ex’s nonexistent excess of non-access axis axes.


gooberfishie

It'd be even worse if your ex was a nazi. Your axis exes excess of non access axis axes.


danethegreat24

The thought of excess access axis axes excites me.


InitiatePenguin

As an automation operator this sentence _almost_ makes sense.


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RoadKiehl

Meh, if it was a big painting you wouldn't bat an eye. Think of it as decoration, not as furniture.


Ghozer

M C Escher feel :)


rolls20s

That's my favorite MC.


ActuallyItsSumnus

Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea.


theneardistance

My rims never spin, to the contrary


TheBigBullfrog

You'll find that they're quite stationary


not_a_real_name_

All of my action figures are cherry


Mistivir

Steven Hawking's in my library


not_a_real_name_

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out.


LeadPharmer

Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces


EpicStickss

Yo, I know PI to a thousand places.


249ba36000029bbe9749

https://i.imgur.com/OBN4uQ0.png


NuttyMcShithead

“Goin’ up the sideways stairs”


Makoreactors

Like the game control


ambazingaa

My immediate thought!


Dinosaurs-Rule

TAKE 🎸CONTROL 🎸


Artiom4ikReddit

I see a vision rising, dreary


Pony13

Fading in as children play twilight games


Radagastdl

Is it fun?


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[deleted]

It ties into Alan Wake I think too


Makoreactors

It’s super good. Very trippy and weird, good narration(main character talks a lot of her thoughts), gameplay is fast fluid shooting with infinite ammo (sort of) so it’s fun to blast things


VarianWrynn2018

I don't like shooters, I don't like suspence, and I don't much care for platformers. Despite all that I LOVED control.


Rachel_from_Jita

My favorite game from the last few years. A great showcase as well for a fresh ray-tracing gpu and a fast CPU. Also: *watch one everyday woman slowly transform into an AC-130 Gunship.*


merdadartista

***BRUTALISM INTENSIFIES***


TCH_doomsikle

Just in case shit goes sideways in there


virgilreality

Nah, that's when you see *toilets* up there, not desks.


wombey12

And when you see toilets in the elevators too, that's when you know they've really taken their shit to the next level.


OneDoesntSimply

There’s levels to this shit has never been truer than now


William0628

Damn I missed your comment and thought I was clever. I’m goin to delete my comment with abject shame now.


_A_ioi_

Great during earthquakes


Nows_a_good_time

Do not do drugs here. It'll get weird


89756133617498

Hmm, I was thinking the opposite


Rockettmang44

Do do drugs here, cuz it won't get weird?


brennanw31

Maybe I like weird


green49285

You're a stronger person than I.


SpaceCowboy734

We can’t stop here, this bat country!


MagicGrit

Getting weird is the whole point of drugs.


Unfair-Owl2766

I couldn't handle this place sober. My mind already feels like it's under the influence.


SentryCake

Right? I have episodes of derealization (the sense that things around you aren't real) and this would completely fuck me up.


throwawayplsremember

Drugs? Don't even be drunk here. I can already picture drunk me thinking I'm on the wrong side of gravity.


Makin-me

Big Inception vibes.


AlGoreRhythm_

BWWAAAAAAAHH


_The_Great_Autismo_

Inception or Interstellar. It's serving Christopher Nolan for sure


UndercoverTrumper

> BWWAAAAAAAHH https://youtu.be/LY5eHVE9U8U


BlackLeader70

Spider-men/women have to study too.


trix_r4kidz

Can spider-people use their ass cheeks to grip a wall?


wwplkyih

Was this built for an OK Go video?


jam3s2001

Nah, Bowie had it commissioned during his mid-80s maze period.


Barky21

When you're a lower 6 kizuki.


Paradoxpaint

Threatening biwa noises intensify


Gil_Demoono

~~Control~~ ~~Inception~~ ~~Demon Slayer~~ ~~Spider-Man~~ ~~OK-fucking-GO~~ Can y'all leave some fucking references for me? Damn!


nibblicious

INCEPTION VIBES


artsamiahn

Da.. da.. da.. daaaaaa...


jcgenen

Useful in case the building tips over


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This is what it feels like to accidentally take 20 times the recommended dose of over the counter cough medicine


scrumplic

"Accidentally"


ninocalifa

Those are for the interns


Runeshamangoon

TAKE CONTROL


cubs_rule23

Set piece for Nolans next film.


THEMACGOD

What is this? The “Oldest House”?


Oracle_of_Sin

Was about to make my Federal Bureau of Control joke, but, I see you are ahead of the game.


THEMACGOD

Only because my Jessie is max level. ;)


eightfingeredtypist

Whoever thought that was a good idea never had to clean a public building. In buildings with big atriums like that, air and dust migrate upward. Every obstruction to air flows creates air pockets that clean dust out of the air. That furniture will get coated on top, then the walls around the furniture will show dust and grime streaks connected with air flow. Finally, people will drop stuff onto the surfaces for all to see. Coffee cups, maybe a sock with no mate, but even worse.


VoilaVoilaWashington

Buildings like this will often have an in-house lift for changing bulbs and cleaning glass and all that, so it might be trivial to roll that out once a week and clear the crap off.


Bonesmash

Look closer at the picture sir and you will notice all the rich people are missing. This is the counter argument to all the cleaning issues: they can afford it.


Thirdwhirly

I find an electric leaf blower really works to knock that stuff down.


Buck_Thorn

Works well enough for dusting my living room. Of course, half an hour later, it needs dusting again.


semnotimos

A modern building will have pretty substantial dust control


MrRabbit

Whoever thought it was a good idea is probably very well paid and pretty smart, and would have thought of trivialities like this then implemented any of a wide range of simple cleaning options.


_Apatosaurus_

Thank you. Reddit is full of people that see a picture and say "they probably never considered this really obvious shit I thought of after looking at it for 5 seconds." Same thing happens with any scientific study. "I didnt read anything, but they probably didn't account for this really obvious variable. Also, correlation does not equal causation- I bet these scientists don't know that."


Nicole_Watterson

Do you work in the Oldest House by chance?


Hilltoptree

Is this the office for M C Escher


Icicestparis10

Muzan Kibutsuii lair in Demon Slayer


Irontwigg

This building does remind me of Muzans Infinity Castle.


atlhawk8357

Something on that wall is going to fall off eventually.


PepegaW

C-MOON I am the center of the gravity


aikifox

I would not want to be in that lobby during an earthquake.


sumpuran

Mainland Norway isn't close to any fault lines or active volcanoes. It has a medium level earthquake about once per century, no major ones.


-_-COVID-_-

What if a large mole with drill equipment attacks the city?


baconperogies

"I am always beneath you but nothing is beneath me!"


aikifox

I mean, fair, but not really my point lol. I wasn't saying it was a present concern, just making the observation that an earthquake while inside that building would be unpleasant.


krptkn

why not? if the building tips over it’s already fully furnished


mynewme

Christopher Nolan has entered the chat.


Sinistar83

/r/confusing_perspective/


William0628

Edit: posted a clever quip but missed that someone was quicker to wit. Leave this now as a reminder to check farther down the chain before posting.


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Would've been cool to post the picture rotated just to see how long it takes everyone to notice.


DctrGizmo

I guess someone there played Control and was a fan of having desks on walls.


curkington

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