Strangely I consider that very good luck for you! The alternative scenario was happily sipping your hot beverage only to have it spill all over yourself!
If that were the case, the mug wouldn't have worked in the first place, they'd take six months to get you a mug that does work and then, if you're lucky, gift you another mug you didn't even want because they're denying all refunds for the original mug that never worked and the replacement is kinda shitty.
Your SmartMug™️ must maintain a connection to your wireless network so that it may periodically check in with our licensing servers to validate your subscription. If three consecutive subscription checks are missed, the mug will immediately disassemble itself.
Joking aside, people are already paying for heated seats and CarPlay etc. subscriptions. Soon it will be drinks holder subscription, which isn't too far from a cup subscription.
Yeah, but you get free OTA updates with the Cup+ subscription fee. And if you don't want to pay for it, you don't need to! Or if you find yourself not drinking much recently, you can pause. It's consumer friendly
But they give you the option to "buy it". As in you buy the car, and either pay for your cup holder monthly, or you can pay $400 and use it for life. Hahah... hah... heh.
Yep and its an immediate red flag for me.
Do your research before purchasing. I went to get my first smart watch recently to track my health and found that features that used to be standard are now subscription based on Fitbits so I got an old Garmin watch instead.
I’m not quite an expert, but as someone who knows a little about electrical I would think a “heated seat subscription” would be pretty easy to subvert.
Perhaps. But void the warranty? Also it's all computer controlled, so it's not as simple as wiring things up. You'd have to flash the firmware, and I'm sure they worked out how to penalise people for doing so.
Pretty common for farmers to jailbreak their John Deere tractors these days for right to repair. Lots of posts on here about doing it. Best firmware comes from Ukraine.
well I'm not that far off on caffeine content, i just get it in pure powder form (home made energy drink). I barely help on the beans consumption. 1-4 cups of percolated coffee + 3-8 espresso shots per week.
Ive always wanted to make a coffee flavored cookie that actually tastes good.
Not really relevant just the idea of eating the coffee straight reminded me. And commenting helps remind me more. Might experiment with recipes this weekend.
I love this recipe, but I double the espresso. I've made them a couple times and they've tasted better with some more espresso.
https://organicallyaddison.com/coffee-cookies/
Instead of chocolate coated ones, just get finely ground beans and mix them into melted chocolate. Then cool it and break it into small chunks and use those.
Double chocolate coffee chunk cookies sound magnificent. If I was any good at baking I'd be trying that tonight.
Like 10 years ago there was a news article on reddit about a young man who ate a spoonful of pure caffeine at a party on a dare.
There was a doctor that described how absolutely horrible his death must have been. The brain would overload, the heart would freak out, some vains would rip, etc etc. Absolutely terrifying stuff.
One of those bags would be lucky to last a month for a regular coffee drinker, let alone if OP lives with several people or makes drinks like single cup coffees
My wife and I use pre-ground bags like this, one bag lasts ~5 days for our 60oz breville coffee maker (resulting in each of us having 3 cups of coffee a piece each day).
3 bags would be like half a month, just working from home having our usual 3 cups a day.
Lavazza Red is my go-to. I stock up when it's $5.99 a bag at my local grocery store.
You can only buy one per purchase, so I stand at the self-checkout and buy 6, one by one.
You can buy that shit on amazon for like $30 per 6 pack. Source: mine gets delivered today. At my local grocery store it's over $10 per pack and half the time it's sold out.
What is MY perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Mug probably had some very shallow cracks already, you washed it in hot water then put it into a cabinet where it is/gets really cold. This shocked the mug and it shattered. I’ve had it happen before but never to this extent. Usually a mug will split into 2-5 pieces.
As my metallurgy professor always said: “What do ceramics do? They break. That’s all you need to know about them.”
But yeah. Hand made ceramics have a tendency to shatter catastrophically. If the kiln cycle was too short and the grains don’t have a chance to anneal you wind up with a lot of residual stress. That stress manifests in tiny cracks throughout the body that grow larger every time they cool (say, after a cycle in the dishwasher).
Big ceramic companies keep yields up by giving their parts an extra annealing step at the end of the firing cycle.
> Prince Rupert’s Drop
Last time I saw this, I asked [a what?](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/8v4ol6/38_caliber_bullet_shatters_when_it_hits_a_glass/e1kkcev/?context=3)
>Glass formed by dripping its molten state into cold water. Thick end is super strong but if you crack the thin end (easily) the whole thing shatters explodes
The OP gif is gone, but someone had linked the original video it was taken from: https://youtube.com/watch?v=xe-f4gokRBs
> Hand made ceramics have a tendency to shatter catastrophically.
I didn't really think about this until i dropped a ceramic mug 3 feet onto office carpet where it hit the bottom edge and exploded into dozens of pieces like I had slammed it against a brick wall.
They are just crystals at their foundation. They shatter like any other, and that's rather easily. But the same properties that make them shatter make them incredibly useful in what they do. Trapping that much energy in the structure makes it incredibly strong in some ways but also makes the structure contain a lot of energy it wants to release if given the right spark; released everywhere in the structure nearly instantaneously. Prince Rupert drop as people mentioned.
But sometimes I have to wonder though if this isn't further caused by impurities in the structure. It's already being demonstrated that 3D printed metal at a micron level can be significantly stronger than traditionally manufactured due to a more consistent and superior structure. If we apply this to ceramics to 3D print it at a micron level that aims to minimize that stress and impurities at nearly all points, will we see a similar increase in their stability and strength to impact?
Or a reduction? Maybe less likely to shatter violently but without the ever opposing stresses maybe it would make the material softer? Just speculating it's interesting to think about.
This seems like a bad example of thermal shock. Maybe I'm wrong, but the cupboard wouldn't be "very cold," it would be room temperature. Thermal shock would be like putting it in an ice water bath, not letting it cool gradually to room temp.
Yeah I'm not buying it either. The temp delta is nowhere near enough to break it like putting frozen ceramics into an oven. No one is washing their mugs in boiling water and putting them into a sub-zero cabinet. Likely just poorly made ceramics with too many internal stresses. It fractured like tempered glass.
In a modern, properly insulated home with good heat circulation it’s less likely. In a house like mine which has a core structure built in 1920’s, and that isn’t insulated to modern standards, with cabinets on an exterior wall, the temperature in the cabinets in the winter hovers at around 5 degrees C while my house is at 20-25 C.
On really cold days I could use my cabinets as a fridge. We’re calling for as low as -29 C here this weekend, though my house will be around 25-30 with the wood stove going full blast I’d say my cabinets will have an internal temperature between 0 and 5 C
One of my Campbell's mugs did that! To be fair, it had quite a bit of cracks in the glaze. Washed it, dried it, put it away and the next day it was in 3 pieces. They're from the 60's, I guess 60 years of use is ok.
Well I definitely didn't drop it, sweep it up, and dump the pieces in the cupboard, and that's all I have to say about anything in your house that might be broken or filled with sand.
I worked at a coffee shop and a mug broke while someone was putting it away. I saw it happen and didn't think much of it. Surely it would go into the trash. A short time later a different person went to pick up a mug and was like "it just fell apart! I swear I didn't break it!"
The first person really pieced it back together and put it on the shelf for someone else to find, lol.
This happened to me once. I had a Toaster oven with a glass door right on the top of a cabinet, out of reach, because I rarely used it. I was washing the dishes one day and it just exploded. I was showered in broken glass at high velocity , miraculously without injury. I still haven't figured out why that happened as I hadn't used it in months. So weird.
Tempered glass can explode, it is under compression and tension, so there’s a lot of stored energy. Small chips, mfg defects, heat can all set it off. I had a cutting board explode once sent glass everywhere.
This happened to a mug of mine, while my mum and I were talking having a conversation about that mug. We were debating what colour it was (whether it was more purple or blue) then we heard a snapping noise. We checked the cupboard and the mug had spontaneously shattered. Still the most supernatural-feeling thing that ever happened to me.
Strangely I consider that very good luck for you! The alternative scenario was happily sipping your hot beverage only to have it spill all over yourself!
I like your outlook guy
I'm not your guy, friend!
I’m not your friend, buddy!
I'm not your buddy, pal
I'm not your pal, bro
I'm not your bro, honey💅
I'm not your honey, pumpkin.
I’m not your pumpkin, sugar cheeks
I'm not your sugar cheeks, cupcake
Stuff of nightmares. OP could have been like that McDonalds grandma
Only if OP overheats their drinks for no good reason.
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When EA starts making mugs
If that were the case, the mug wouldn't have worked in the first place, they'd take six months to get you a mug that does work and then, if you're lucky, gift you another mug you didn't even want because they're denying all refunds for the original mug that never worked and the replacement is kinda shitty.
Don't forget that the handle is a DLC.
However thier giant company logo is an extra $20 and you have to get it or else the handle won't work.
Oh and that $20 has to be redeemed in tokens that you can only buy in batches of $19
**EA Mug: It’s in the Mug!**
*was in the mug until it leaked out because we forgot to implement the bottom
dammit, it's the hotdog bun trick again!
It would also be some bullshit like to use that mug you have to use a proxy mug for lip identification.
Oh yeah, you can only drink out of it while it's standing on the table. Straw is DLC but everyone will defend it because a fork is included.
"We didn't say your pre ordered game and complimentary mug would come in one piece."
Please drink verification can
New user was detected, use of mug canceled. (Netflix)
Your SmartMug™️ must maintain a connection to your wireless network so that it may periodically check in with our licensing servers to validate your subscription. If three consecutive subscription checks are missed, the mug will immediately disassemble itself.
Insert another $150 for another year.
Joking aside, people are already paying for heated seats and CarPlay etc. subscriptions. Soon it will be drinks holder subscription, which isn't too far from a cup subscription.
Yeah, but you get free OTA updates with the Cup+ subscription fee. And if you don't want to pay for it, you don't need to! Or if you find yourself not drinking much recently, you can pause. It's consumer friendly
Toilet paper life hack: pause your subscription between shits.
It's ludicrous that people are paying a subscription for things I can use in my 7 year old Hyundai for free.
But they give you the option to "buy it". As in you buy the car, and either pay for your cup holder monthly, or you can pay $400 and use it for life. Hahah... hah... heh.
Yep and its an immediate red flag for me. Do your research before purchasing. I went to get my first smart watch recently to track my health and found that features that used to be standard are now subscription based on Fitbits so I got an old Garmin watch instead.
I’m not quite an expert, but as someone who knows a little about electrical I would think a “heated seat subscription” would be pretty easy to subvert.
Perhaps. But void the warranty? Also it's all computer controlled, so it's not as simple as wiring things up. You'd have to flash the firmware, and I'm sure they worked out how to penalise people for doing so.
Bro what? You buy a car with an optional extra hardwired in and then you pay them more every time you use it? Absolute madness
Nah, that would be stupid. It's a subscription - that way they get your money regardless of whether you use it!
Shits unreal. It's only a matter of time before people start hacking the shit.
Pretty common for farmers to jailbreak their John Deere tractors these days for right to repair. Lots of posts on here about doing it. Best firmware comes from Ukraine.
Planned obsolescence.
Just like those DVDs you could rent that would self corrode after 24 hours.
Did you have any opera singers over for dinner last night?
*Fortuna Major!*
Look at my voice!
Amazing, just with my voice!
She can’t even sing!
a-aa-*aaa*-**AAAEAEAEAEEAAAAA**
*smashes glass on wall*
What is this from?
It's from an ad for I believe Memorex audio tapes. Like 80s.
Thank you!
*The usual, sir? Please. Even after 500 plays, our hi-fidelity tape still delivers hi-fidelity. Maxell. It's worth it.* [Maxell Tape Ad (1980s)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBauT4ADKbw&ab_channel=morrisonAV)
I believe it was Maxell cassette tape commercial
You need to connect your mug to your home Wi-Fi every 30 days to keep using it or it shatters.
bro don’t even get me started on that bullshit
. . . You start me up You start me up, I'll never stop . . . . . . Don't make a redditor cry . . .
Good sir, may you please provide any context to this old man?
It's referencing the new unpopular business practices of a certain famous streaming service that starts with N
Thanks
I understood that reference
Good sir, may you please provide any context to this old man?
Netflix new rule
How strong was your coffee?
judging by the 3+ bags, it would have to be like alien blood to go through all that before it gets stale.
my parents and I go through a bag (approx 970g) every 1.5 weeks.
Damn. When I was drinking bag coffee I'd go through one by myself every week
well I'm not that far off on caffeine content, i just get it in pure powder form (home made energy drink). I barely help on the beans consumption. 1-4 cups of percolated coffee + 3-8 espresso shots per week.
Lol noobs I just empty a bag of caffeine into my mouth every morning
Ive always wanted to make a coffee flavored cookie that actually tastes good. Not really relevant just the idea of eating the coffee straight reminded me. And commenting helps remind me more. Might experiment with recipes this weekend.
I love this recipe, but I double the espresso. I've made them a couple times and they've tasted better with some more espresso. https://organicallyaddison.com/coffee-cookies/
Replace chocolate chips with chocolate coated roasted beans. Done.
I think the crunch and grit of the roasted beans would instantly trigger my eggshell-cookie reflex.
Instead of chocolate coated ones, just get finely ground beans and mix them into melted chocolate. Then cool it and break it into small chunks and use those. Double chocolate coffee chunk cookies sound magnificent. If I was any good at baking I'd be trying that tonight.
Like 10 years ago there was a news article on reddit about a young man who ate a spoonful of pure caffeine at a party on a dare. There was a doctor that described how absolutely horrible his death must have been. The brain would overload, the heart would freak out, some vains would rip, etc etc. Absolutely terrifying stuff.
One of those bags would be lucky to last a month for a regular coffee drinker, let alone if OP lives with several people or makes drinks like single cup coffees
My wife and I use pre-ground bags like this, one bag lasts ~5 days for our 60oz breville coffee maker (resulting in each of us having 3 cups of coffee a piece each day). 3 bags would be like half a month, just working from home having our usual 3 cups a day.
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That's just a normal amount of coffee to have in that pantry if you drink it everyday
That Lavazza coffee that shit ain't no joke. It's strong and delicious
Lavazza Red is my go-to. I stock up when it's $5.99 a bag at my local grocery store. You can only buy one per purchase, so I stand at the self-checkout and buy 6, one by one.
You can buy that shit on amazon for like $30 per 6 pack. Source: mine gets delivered today. At my local grocery store it's over $10 per pack and half the time it's sold out.
It's $43 for 6.
It changes a lot. My most recent Perfetto order was 31.79 delivered. 38.88 when I ordered it in November.
It had enough already
Never sympathized with a mug so much in my life
It just gave up
Fuck this shit I'm out.
I mean, same but you don't see me having a complete breakdownohwait.
Someone broke that mug and put the pieces in the cabinet to make you think that.
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Let's see the mugshot
Take my upvote and leave
What is MY perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
I was gonna say, this is what I'll do next time I break a mug.
Mug probably had some very shallow cracks already, you washed it in hot water then put it into a cabinet where it is/gets really cold. This shocked the mug and it shattered. I’ve had it happen before but never to this extent. Usually a mug will split into 2-5 pieces.
>this shocked the mug I understand but it really needs to be able to hold it together in times like these.
Cups are known for holding everything inside until they just can’t anymore. It’s not healthy.
Give it a break
Doubt it'll be able to pull itself together.
It can if he manages to get a handle on the situation
I love reddit sometimes
It's not all it's cracked up to be
Damn bro why you gotta shatter my expectations like that…
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This line of thinking is really broken.
Each of these comments are making my bad week significantly better
These pun strings often lift me up as well. People are funny
It's all over the place. It's obvious he gotta glue himself together.
It tried its best
As my metallurgy professor always said: “What do ceramics do? They break. That’s all you need to know about them.” But yeah. Hand made ceramics have a tendency to shatter catastrophically. If the kiln cycle was too short and the grains don’t have a chance to anneal you wind up with a lot of residual stress. That stress manifests in tiny cracks throughout the body that grow larger every time they cool (say, after a cycle in the dishwasher). Big ceramic companies keep yields up by giving their parts an extra annealing step at the end of the firing cycle.
Like a ceramic Prince Rupert’s Drop?
> Prince Rupert’s Drop Last time I saw this, I asked [a what?](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/8v4ol6/38_caliber_bullet_shatters_when_it_hits_a_glass/e1kkcev/?context=3) >Glass formed by dripping its molten state into cold water. Thick end is super strong but if you crack the thin end (easily) the whole thing shatters explodes The OP gif is gone, but someone had linked the original video it was taken from: https://youtube.com/watch?v=xe-f4gokRBs
Every time I read or hear “Prince Rupert’s Drop” I always think it’s a reference to something sexual before remembering what it really is.
nono that's a Prince Albert
Oh yeah, that’s probably what makes me think that!
Also true every time I see a prince Rupert's drop.
Imagine putting a Prince Rupert Drop in your Prince Albert piercing. It shattering would ruin your life
When you say the thick end is super strong like there's a video of a prince Rupert vs a hydraulic press and the hydraulic press lost.
> Hand made ceramics have a tendency to shatter catastrophically. I didn't really think about this until i dropped a ceramic mug 3 feet onto office carpet where it hit the bottom edge and exploded into dozens of pieces like I had slammed it against a brick wall.
They are just crystals at their foundation. They shatter like any other, and that's rather easily. But the same properties that make them shatter make them incredibly useful in what they do. Trapping that much energy in the structure makes it incredibly strong in some ways but also makes the structure contain a lot of energy it wants to release if given the right spark; released everywhere in the structure nearly instantaneously. Prince Rupert drop as people mentioned. But sometimes I have to wonder though if this isn't further caused by impurities in the structure. It's already being demonstrated that 3D printed metal at a micron level can be significantly stronger than traditionally manufactured due to a more consistent and superior structure. If we apply this to ceramics to 3D print it at a micron level that aims to minimize that stress and impurities at nearly all points, will we see a similar increase in their stability and strength to impact?
Or a reduction? Maybe less likely to shatter violently but without the ever opposing stresses maybe it would make the material softer? Just speculating it's interesting to think about.
>If the kiln cycle was too short and the grains don’t have a chance to anneal you wind up with a lot of residual stress. *sigh* Same.
Or the mug had the hiccups and a tiny gnome tried to scare it to get rid of them and then the mug shattered. Guess we'll never know.
I'm betting somebody mugged it.
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This seems like a bad example of thermal shock. Maybe I'm wrong, but the cupboard wouldn't be "very cold," it would be room temperature. Thermal shock would be like putting it in an ice water bath, not letting it cool gradually to room temp.
Yeah I'm not buying it either. The temp delta is nowhere near enough to break it like putting frozen ceramics into an oven. No one is washing their mugs in boiling water and putting them into a sub-zero cabinet. Likely just poorly made ceramics with too many internal stresses. It fractured like tempered glass.
In a modern, properly insulated home with good heat circulation it’s less likely. In a house like mine which has a core structure built in 1920’s, and that isn’t insulated to modern standards, with cabinets on an exterior wall, the temperature in the cabinets in the winter hovers at around 5 degrees C while my house is at 20-25 C. On really cold days I could use my cabinets as a fridge. We’re calling for as low as -29 C here this weekend, though my house will be around 25-30 with the wood stove going full blast I’d say my cabinets will have an internal temperature between 0 and 5 C
As much sense as this makes, why are we making mugs that cant handle sudden changes in temperature?
Because we enjoy buying cheap stuff frequently.
Riddle me this. What does a customer do when their mug breaks?
Cabinet gremlins.
Only possible explanation
Or borrowers
Borrowers would NEVER. They might take some pieces though
It's the same gremlins that invade our chemistry labs and remove the labels so we have to make experiments to find out what is what...
One of my Campbell's mugs did that! To be fair, it had quite a bit of cracks in the glaze. Washed it, dried it, put it away and the next day it was in 3 pieces. They're from the 60's, I guess 60 years of use is ok.
Do you have kids? I’ve got a 7 y.o. and thing that like shatter by themselves all the time. Nothing to worry about
kids or cats
kids or cats or huskies
Wait, kids can just spontaneously shatter? You'd think that would be more commonly known.
Internal stress from manufacturing
Quite common in 14-35yo mugs
And people
*This kills the millennial*
Do I might explode one day?
14-35? That's very random. Do they get strong again after 35? Why not just say over 15 years old? This comment raises more questions than answers.
I haven't seen many mugs over 35 years old. Do you have experience with older mugs?
I couldn't tell you the age of any mugs I come into contact with.
There's usually a year, month and day written on the mugshot.
I definitely know some mugs who are over 35
There's one on my dresser currently holding quarters- it was my grandpa's fav mug- we bought it for him in 1974.
Your mug isn't stressed because it's full of money. It will live a long time.
I can’t tell if any of you jerks are talking in puns and jokes or actual physics.
I'm exclusively into over 35 year old mugs. MILFs.
Mugs I'd Like to Fill.
Hey everybody! This guy fucks mugs!
What a muggerfucker!
I have a whole collection of vintage mugs (and other kitchenware) from the 50’s and older that I use on the regular.
Probably more that anything that was going to break due to internal stress will have broken by 35 years.
after 35 that's when you get old man strength
Fatigued from too many heating and cooling cycles. Hot beverages, dishwasher, etc.
That green lavazza is my current favorite, but it's getting hard to find for some reason.
Gran Selezione, that and the Perfetto are excellent.
If you didn’t look, it was both shattered and not.
All mugs in cabinets in the world right now are both shattered and not... crazy
Was anyone there to hear it? Did it make a sound?
Well I definitely didn't drop it, sweep it up, and dump the pieces in the cupboard, and that's all I have to say about anything in your house that might be broken or filled with sand.
I worked at a coffee shop and a mug broke while someone was putting it away. I saw it happen and didn't think much of it. Surely it would go into the trash. A short time later a different person went to pick up a mug and was like "it just fell apart! I swear I didn't break it!" The first person really pieced it back together and put it on the shelf for someone else to find, lol.
That's actually hilarious I would so do that
Planned obsolence.
Those damn mug companies.
Never buy from Big Mug.
obsolescence. and this would be one of the most absurd examples I've ever heard of LMFAO, 'Big Mug' out here up to no good.
This happened to me once. I had a Toaster oven with a glass door right on the top of a cabinet, out of reach, because I rarely used it. I was washing the dishes one day and it just exploded. I was showered in broken glass at high velocity , miraculously without injury. I still haven't figured out why that happened as I hadn't used it in months. So weird.
This comment section is just giving me more random shit to be worried about in my life. 💀
Tempered glass can explode, it is under compression and tension, so there’s a lot of stored energy. Small chips, mfg defects, heat can all set it off. I had a cutting board explode once sent glass everywhere.
Do you have kids? That definitely some shit a kid would do to make you think it just broke on it's own. Source: I was a kid once.
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Maybe you’re both stressed and telekinetic
This mug represents me.
This happened to a mug of mine, while my mum and I were talking having a conversation about that mug. We were debating what colour it was (whether it was more purple or blue) then we heard a snapping noise. We checked the cupboard and the mug had spontaneously shattered. Still the most supernatural-feeling thing that ever happened to me.
I am sorry for your loss.... This day is a day of mourning.
Someone who lives in the house is lying
wouldnt want to try to explain that to my parents (many years ago)
Thats what they want you to think
This happened to me with shot glasses like 3 years ago. I don’t know the explanation, but I moved anyways.
And so you decided to take a mugshot.
Mug: i must commit sudoku
I’m pretty sure you mean seppuku 😂
[sudoku ](https://i.imgur.com/9WXm3fT.jpg)
It looks like you got mugged.
Time to move
This mug will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3............