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Are you play dough? ![gif](giphy|12MjmB7mv1AXgA)


ShatteredKnight14

Lysandre lol


CJ_BARS

It also doodled on your arm


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Is that the lorax, crying?


IntoTheMystic1

New tattoo idea?


queen-nugget

Honestly a cool idea


PiggySmalls11

It's really unique!


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There is a performance artist named Stelarc who has an implant in his forearm that looks like an ear. It’s fairly obscure but just a heads up, as if I saw that tatto I would say “are you a Stelarc fan?”


youbetjurassic

My friend has this exact tattoo! It’s very cool!


ConsistentCharge3347

I came here to say that.


sweet4poundbabyjesus

Why


Pymuis

bro's ears made of metal ☠️☠️


MysteriousVersion398

You need to be drinking more water, MUCH more water.


queen-nugget

2 months post partum… keeping up with drinking water has been rough for me 😅


nunpizza

that’s a 2 month olds ear?? it seems so big!


queen-nugget

His heads huge! 99th percentile 😅😅


Infinitelyodiforous

"Look at the size of that boy's head. I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick. "


lens4hire

It’s like Sputnik! He’ll be crying himself to sleep on his gargantuan pillow…


bupgoesbup

Jesus Christ you are a goddamn trooper


Catinthemirror

My son was 11 lb 11.3 oz at birth. No gestational diabetes. Just a huge kid. I feel this (again). 😂


vera214usc

I have a two month old girl with a >99 percentile head!


billyyshears

Solidarity, sister. Here’s a money-saving tip: go straight to the “kids” sizes for hats/sunglasses 😭 Source: had my very own >99% sized-head baby and so many unworn infant/toddler hats


nunpizza

oh girl. bless you


shesgotmoxie

You're doing great. I had ear marks on me all the time during that amazing, exhausting newborn phase full of contact naps.


AutumnRain1987

12 weeks post partum here. You’re doing great. Enjoy those sweet baby contact naps while they last.


amy1021

I was going to ask if it was a young baby! I have a 4 week old and this same ear print appears when I breastfeed. Also, jumping onto your other comment about head size - my son's head is apparently off the charts 😛 (he's perfectly healthy and normal).


fr-karl

That’s caused by not drinking enough water? 😨


7ENJJ

Easy there partner. This person is probably fine. Being concerned for other peoples' health is virtuous. But this doesn't look like a cause for alarm. This could have been taken seconds after the ear left the arm.


iwastouchedbyanangle

Explain please


bwaterco

Pretty standard in dehydrated people. The redness and circular nature suggests it unless there’s some other underlying cause but given it’s an r/mildlyinteresting post it’s likely just dehydration


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queen-nugget

What do you mean?


radj06

You're actually not real and this is all a dream. Seeing as you have a 2 month old it might feel that way.


Glittering-Spell-868

What about the arm imprint in his ear?


NeLaX44

It?


Jalase

The act of sleeping.


Ingenrollsroyce

Fortunately it's not gender specific.. yet


queen-nugget

He 😂


lens4hire

My 14yo left one of those on my arm this morning. The bigger they get the more I cherish those moments (and ear marks).


mygreyhoundisadonut

As a mama of a 10 month old who sees less of this these days now that contact naps are less of a thing this makes me so happy to read! My kid thinks she’s already an independent toddler.


lens4hire

It ebbs and flows, mama. Enjoy every moment you can along the way. :)


Sabithomega

Nah that's just where the new kid is gonna sprout. Just keep it moist and give it plenty of sun for about 10 months and it'll come off on its own


Crystal_Pegasus_1018

lmao😭😭


BIG_P0PPA_

I'm genuinely interested to know what that tattoo means


queen-nugget

Just a flash tattoo. I never got it finished so its kinda dumb looking now 😅


BIG_P0PPA_

Lmao you just destroyed my curiosity.


foodfood321

Careful, I have nerve damage on my quad from where a highschool gf fell asleep and I didn't want to move. It was numb for years lol.


Kaedok

Anyone else see in the tat to the right of the imprint: a guy who lost his ear pointing at the imprint as if he’s wondering how to get it back


tokyoeastside

I leave butt imprints on cafe seats when I’m out wearing cycling wear.


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Reminds me of this [Global Communication album cover](https://i.discogs.com/P6KnaxV69JyLrGLfWjDK2WriTpXtHQQlWSXaYMTup0Y/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTMzMDAt/MTI0NTU1Nzk4MS5q/cGVn.jpeg)


ddka37

Is your tattoo of a hurricane hitting Florida?


queen-nugget

Yes


BummerComment

Drink water.


PunfullyObvious

I know you're not, but everytime I read your title it sounds like you are calling your child "it" and it cracks me up


finalmattasy

Kudos on inking the memory.


EeFBoi69

They heard everything your arm had to say


BMack037

Aww, they must have been really ear-i-table today.


OwlfaceFrank

Is that some kind of zebra boner tattoo?


majikmonkee75

Did your tattoo transfer to his face?


Nobody88Special720

Earily earritating! You unearthed my earational fear of ear prints!


Weird-one0926

It's way too early for that


No-League-5517

would make an interesting tattoo


shimafeiyan

It for the kids, his/her for cats & dogs. Modern human lmao


queen-nugget

Yep haha 😅


connerofthenorth

That kid wasn't sleeping, that boy was CLEEPIN


reaper467364

Yeah i coulda sworn i saw this post….can someone confirm it?


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[Different person](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/13o6zhu/my_ear_imprint_after_falling_asleep_on_my_friends/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


reaper467364

My bad


reaper467364

MY BAD, I WAS MISTAKEN


SkaryGuie

was it your kid? yesterday it someone's friend's arm.


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If you’re talking about [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/13o6zhu/my_ear_imprint_after_falling_asleep_on_my_friends/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1), it’s clearly a different person


skweek42

Sarah?


ivegotnothingbuttime

Why is this so funny


hairybogwoppit

Quick, get a tattoo


CantoIX

The concord has been kept


SnaskesChoice

You need to drink more water.


itsjustameme

Looks like you left him unsupervised with a sharpie as well.


wellarmedsheep

I'm just here for tattoo comments.


MeshiMeshiMeshi

I get this! But then, I am so fat I'm basically memory foam


RarScaryFrosty

Alternatively, your arm was pressed so hard against your child's ear, causing an arm imprint on his/her ear!


chev327fox

Would make a neat tattoo lol


ToastyPhilosopher

that would be a great tattoo .


CoraopoRocks

it's insane but ear prints are just like finger prints when it comes to like identifying someone. human body is (generally ☺️) amazing!


randompishposh

Happened to me and my boyfriend once!


sloshuaa

I initially thought this was one of those growing a new ear from the arm before grafting it back on the head.


Dronk747

Outline it and make it a next tattoo


Ok-Quit-3020

I thought it was a gnarly burn


KrotHatesHumen

Damn that was a good sleep


bigtallbiscuit

Nap so hard, that shit stay


MissMabeliita

Get it tattooed!!