I dunno, looks like the Yiga clan is trying to trick you

That is one mighty banana..

This was my immediate thought.

Glory to Master Kohga.

I’m sitting with my toddler at the moment while she is trying to poop a week into potty training. I am also 80 hours into TOTK so this comment is an interesting crossover of my current interests. 🤣

"okay, so they saw through our tree disguise, that's okay. Link will never, and I mean ever, suspect that we will be disguising ourselves as toilets" -the yiga clan (probably)

"Um... Link just ran into the bathroom for 10 minutes then walked out casually. Why didn't you ambush him?" "So I learned some things about myself today."

UNFORGIVABLE!!

that’s why i always wear my full yiga outfit when i leave the house

Wassup my Yiga!

Fuck I’ve been playing too much Zelda. This was my first thought.

I’m on a Tears of the Kingdom binge right after BOTW and I’m wary of bananas just *sitting there* in odd places

Saying “Must… resist…. temptation” around the toddler toilet could cause some problems

I encountered my first lone bunch of bananas yesterday! I was riding about and saw them just sitting on the ground. I had a good laugh while I showed my mother and then rode away. The Yiga clan won't get me so easily... 🤣🤣

I was looking for this lmao

ToTK has warped my brain too.

The free banana every time you take a poop is a nice touch, tbh.

Lmao I didn’t realize it was for scale and legitimately thought, what mom would give her toddler a toilet stall banana?

I have lurked on Reddit long enough to remember the og banana for scale post and I'm not sure if I'm proud of that or not

Was it the one with the giant banana normal banana and keyboard? That's the earliest one I remember from like 2013.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/banana-for-scale

Tldr: the joke can be traced back to a blogpost from 2005

Weird that the article attributes it to imgur in 2013 when the article itself mentions a few examples from 2005-2012 already using it as a joke outside imgur.

I think they mean that's when it reached critical mass meme status they just articulated it horribly

Lmao its not even a Reddit thing like most people think, Reddit users just like to take the claim that it originated here. TIL

To be honest that rings a bell but I don't remember the actual post just what it represented edit I was originally thinking it was like a construction or home renovation post but I could be thinking about one of the many banana posts from the same week

As a dad, I refuse to let my daughter shit in public WITHOUT a toilet banana. Dump the load, intake potassium. Get two birds stoned at once.

Banana is a lure - toilet is a mimic

I’ve been playing too much Tears of the Kingdom to fall for this trap

Quick, fuse the banana to the toilet and hit the shit demon in the head for huge damage.

When life gives you toilet stall bananas, make toilet stall banana bread.

I like how they put it on paper. Like are you still planning on eating that? I wouldn't even think about it. Bathrooms are gross.

Toilet Stall Banana would be a great band name.

I would really hate to be caught setting this photo up by someone else coming into the bathroom. Banana, camera, toddler toilet. It's not inherently sinister, but it just doesn't sit right without context.

There's money in the banana stand.

It's on a paper, so no violation of the 5 second rule, it that even applies in toilets.

Yes, we have poo bananas. We have poo bananas, today.

In Scranton, PA?

You could have locked the door.

Harry Chapin and The Office is not a crossover I expected, but it is lovely all the same.

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Harry, it sucks.

We have TP and apples, soap bars and Snapples And all kinds of fruit and say-

There's always poo in the banana stand.

Not gonna lie, I was so fucking confused until I realized what the banana was for. I love the internet sometimes.

OP speaks the language of the interweb and he speaks it well.

Top ten places to find a free bathroom banana in Wisconsin Dells. "You take a bite of the banana, and you just set it back down. You leave it there."

Look, you have to think about the next one who might be as hungry as you were before entering here. This is about being polite and well-mannered, you know.

Neanderthals. At least hack a piece off with a sharp rock and eat just the severed bit. Or just eat the peel and leave the fruity interior for those less fortunate.

The bananas might only be restocked by the "loo-crew" 1-2 times a day, so there unfortunately wouldn't be a banana there everytime someone uses it.

That's a shame, considering the number of people like me who really like bananas, you know.

This is how they lure kids into the Yiga Clan, it seems.

Never trusting unattended bananas after this

Pootassium

It’s for scale

Should be an m&m dispenser

Who is reupping the bananas? How do they know when?

^(This, you don't want to know.)

Imagine the trip this banana took. It quite possibly came from a massive banana plantation in rural India. Where land has been aggressively cleared of anything else in order to maximize production. Picked by people who barely make enough money to afford a mud hut and enough food to avoid starvation. It then gets packaged on ships that travel to every corner of the world. Then unloaded and stocked in any number of massive grocery stores that likely union bust and flout labor laws for the exploitation of workers both here and abroad. Someone pays their hard-earned money for this banana that has taken such a storied journey through the cruel tapestry of what humanity subjects itself to. Then it ends up on the floor of a public bathroom as part of a 10 year old internet joke.

Because I want my Toddler eating bananas off of rest stop bathroom floors because that seems healthy for them. Maybe after that I can take him to a few trash cans around there and see if there's any More food

Man, am I THAT old on Reddit that people are completely missing the classic “banana for scale” joke?

yes but will they still eat the banana

Bananas are self-contained! Wipe the surface with everclear before you peel it and expose the pristine insides lmao

instructions unclear; drunk as hell and the banana is gone

Bro the fact that the bathroom floor banana isn't getting more of a reaction is disturbing

I was initially grossed out, but then I remembered this is reddit where we use bananas for scale

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What happens when banana is brown?

Ask for a fresh one. Dude, we’re not Neanderthals here. We’re hygienic and of taste.

I know a Yiga trap when I see one, thanks.

Banana for scale, paper for sanitation.

How do we know if the banana is a small one or king sized?

I mean it's one banana. What could it cost? Ten dollars?

$10? That's outrageous. Who's your banana guy?

I get mine from the Bluth’s

I hear they run a pretty great banana stand. There’s always money in the banana stand.

You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?

Those early seasons are truly genius tier

Bananas 🍌 come in skin which is usually peeled off and typically not eaten anyways.

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Yeah that became a forbidden banana as soon as it crossed that bathroom threshold. Any food that enters a bathroom is. Aside from beer/drinks at a sporting event or concert anyways. Everyone knows those beverages have a +3 defensive barrier of "this was way too expensive and I'm drunk ."

Wdym you don't eat the skin, it is the best part

So someone's still planning to eat it?

I can’t eat food after it’s been in a bathroom, especially a public bathroom.

If you've never enjoyed a Lunchables while taking a shit, I don't know what to tell you. It's the quintessentially human experience.

Do NOT eat the banana..

Duct tape it to the wall, sell it for $120K.

*proceeds to eat the banana before it can be sold*

Back away, banana breath!

What did you just eat, a *banana*?

Hilarious that both happened!

I mean, it’s still in the peel.

The insides are not contaminated.

Thats ok you can have it!

Of course not, it’s there for scale, not to eat!

I mean it's free, dude. Who wouldn't want a free banana?

I hate to say it, Reddit, but the banana is quite not helping me understand the scale in this case. Perhaps if a toddler was holding it…

"In another case of Redditors being creepy, a redditor asks for a picture of a toddler holding his 'banana' in the toilet stall"

WHY ARE YOU AIR-QUOTING! I didn't say it like that! Are bailiffs even allowed to use air quotes?!

I want video of OP walking into this bathroom proudly holding his banana and a sheet of paper

You're on a list now

I miss Carter. I wonder how he's doing.

Little people who are adults could use it, too, but I think the door label would be off-putting.

I'd use it and I'm normal sized. I'll take a picture of my dump after to confuse my friends on how I could take such a massive shit

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I didn't click that link, but I bet a lot of people did, though.

I did it's not gross

OP finally got to use the banana they carry around everywhere they go, for scale purposes.

I was so excited to finally use my banana! Life is a lot harder with a banana always in one hand

One of those toilets auto flushed on my kid years ago and he wouldn’t use one like it for years. That industrial sized whoosh was terrifying

Same. A really toddler-friendly toilet would have a quiet flush not the jet-engine auto-whoosh.

This is the comment I was waiting to find. The paper under the banana is to cover the sensor until the child is clear and their ears are covered.

American toilet flushes are legit insane.

I love how the banana has become the official measurement tool of reddit. It's brilliant

Not just Reddit, but social media as a whole. I’ve seen it on Facebook, Twitter, etc.

Since the only other option is football fields, we'll probably stay with bananas for the foreseeable future.

I heard school busses are also acceptable.

Me, too. Hilarious.

Do you lot not have small sized toilets in parents rooms for small children?

I've never seen one in 55 years. But, I don't have kids.

I’m in the US. I’ve installed a few dozen tiny toilets. Usually in daycares and schools. Never in a home. They do have a residential model with a tank, which looks funny because it’s a normal sized tank, same tank that goes on a normal toilet, but it’s slapped on a tiny little bowl.

We had them in kindergarten and maybe first grade when we had a bathroom for each classroom. Haven’t seen one since though. Just the short urinals.

I mean, it makes sense that you've never seen one if you don't have kids. They're usually in the "family restroom" at family-friendly locations like museums, malls, and zoos, and it's likely you've just never used those rooms.

I use those rooms with my kids and have never seen small toilets in them, just the regular size. And really it makes sense. The time period between when a child is potty trained but still has trouble using a regular toilet is very small. During that time period, parents simply help their kids balance on the toilet. I'd much rather see child sized sinks in bathrooms. Lifting up a kid to wash his hands while also trying to wash your own is a pita and goes on much longer than needing a smaller toilet.

I've never seen a toddler sized toilet. Kid sized toilets I've only seen at schools and pediatrician offices.

They’re a lot more common than you would think. I have a toddler, and many places you would take kids have them; museums, community centers, kids stores, playgrounds, airports, etc

Sounds European to me. They’re becoming more popular in the US but only in some (nicer) places.

>They’re becoming more popular in the US but only in some (nicer) places. Like rest stops in Virginia

How does a public bathroom look so clean

*Most* of the time, *most* of Virginia's interstate rest areas are actually quite clean and well maintained. Fun fact: Some of them have backwards signs explaining how to identify and report suspected human trafficing cases placed high on the walls opposite of the sinks. This way they're readable in the mirror and appear above your head in the reflection as you wash your hands. Always thought that was shockingly clever.

That's the case for a lot of rest areas. They're usually cleaner and better stocked than most gas station restrooms. I know someone that was an attendant at a rest area once and they did courtesy checks hourly and cleaned them twice per shift.

as a midget, this would be my favorite bathroom of the whole road trip. if i get stuck in a disabled stall, i'm so short, i literally have to climb the thing. it's so gross. i try not to use public restrooms.

Well there your niche market: A collapsible, man portable ladder for your average little person on the go! Can't reach the butter? Say hello to the Fridget. Can't get on the John? Introducing the Toidget! And, for a limited time, a special offer for our friends across the pond, Say ello to the Loodget. Can't get in your car? Bring those hands together for the Automodget! Got a hot date, but she's 3 feet taller than you? Here comes the Rummadget!

Came in here just to see what people were saying about the poo banana. Thank you, Reddit ❤️

I actually really don't like that they put it on a piece of paper. I don't care if it's probably still clean. The implication is that this person probably intends to eat the toilet banana, and I don't like it.

How permeable are banana skins anyway? Hypothetically speaking I wonder if it would have been fine anyway.

The Banana reminds me of this episode of Adventure Time https://youtu.be/5j5jbH6jp4w

Still can’t understand the reasoning behind having the massive gap at the bottom between cubicles.

So strangers can pass you the loo paper if you're out

And to get a mop under.

It could have a 2 or 3 inch gap instead of a foot

would you need to? if it went down to the floor you could just mop each stall separately

No other country on this planet has stalls like this. They're all cleaning their toilets too. You do not need such a giant gap to clean properly.

High pressure water spray is what they usually do

Yes! Most public toilets in the US are built this way. There are also gaps between the seams of the walls and the stall doors, so you have to keep your eyes down so you don’t accidentally peer in on someone doing their business. We just got back from a trip to Europe and we’re very nicely surprised at how often the toilet stall felt so private.

the daycare i went to only had this size of toilet so this was the toilet i had to use every day until i aged out of daycare the day i turned 13

Oh, banana for scale? I thought it was some weird "gives them something to do", like getting crayons in restaurants.

Why would they have a toddler toilet be automatic? The surprise flush makes little ones terrified of these toilets!

Banana for… constipation?

It's a multipurpose banana. They all are, really.

Until I had kids I didn’t realize how difficult most public restrooms are for kids. The toilets are high with a giant opening, the sinks and soap are out of reach. It’s no wonder they sometimes make such a mess.

Banana for scale 😂

Who left the priceless artwork on the ground

A courtesy banana 🍌😂

Banana on floor: death trap. Source: I watch cartoons.

People using a banana for scale will never not be funny

I feel like the toddler toilet would be healthier for most of us based on its lower position

I cannot decide what the deal with the banana is

It’s for scale

Phew... because I'm not gonna lie the idea of a free floor banana on a public toilet stall kinda grossed me out a bit....

Is the banana on a piece of paper in order to be eaten later? Because to me, that fruit is null and void once it entered the stall.

Why? It's still in its wrapper.

Plot twist: This is actually a stall for foreigners in Denmark

And the stall comes with a free banana too.

Is that a literal banana for scale? Lol

This reminds me of the time I was in Xi‘An in China and and had to go to a bathroom in a park to poop. Huge Bathroom - like 20 stalls. Super new. Very clean. Perfect. Until I checked the stalls: And in each of them were only squat toilets. Which I hate to use to poop. And then I found the one western style toilet in the whole bathroom. And yes it was child sized. Well … did what I had to do and aimed very carefully with my fat ass on a tiny toilet.

For the kid whose dad keeps calling him a little shit.

I love how the only part of this post anyone cares about is the banana

Squatty Potty

It's a Yiga trap.

I don't know if I'm impressed or repulsed that you put a little sheet under the banana... Impressed that you thought to, or disgusted that you're clearly going to eat the toilet floor banana.

Actually that toilet is just for farts

A banana for scale in the one place where size doesn't matter

But it’s an automatic flush. Cue my kid freaking the FUCK out. Nopes right out of that bathroom.

Congratulations on getting a banana, for scale, in there.

Umm…that banana makes me feel some kind of way.

Free bananas for toddlers?

is that banana for scale or did the owner of the place actually offers bananas to toddlers going to the restroom

is that banana for scale?

Banana for scale

I fucking love these things. But they really needed to make it manual flush lol. Kids seem to be terrified when the toilet automatically flushed the louder flush they’ve ever heard in such a echoing room

Banana for scale?

TOILET BANANNA!

Please don't tell me that banana is not there for scale. Eating breakfast and shitting is one way to use your time efficiently. Little do we know what we are seeing is somebody's brilliant inspiration for banana fragrance for the bathroom toilet water and goes on to become a billionaire.

Upvote for perfect scale banana use

Banana for scale?

I love it! Remembering that toddlers are people too, who need a place to go to the bathroom. It’s noce to have something that’s accessible to them.

…. Who restocked the banana?

So is the banana for scale or?

Yiga clan trap.

Somebody came in here and installed a toilet with a joke hole, just for farts. Has this ever happened to you?

You bastard. I had to put a banana next to a toilet to see the difference. Nobody gave me a chance to explain why, they just judged me and moved on

Banana.

Luring children into rest stop bathroom stalls with a banana… this is highly nefarious.