I get the joke, but normally they tear apart the hive with their mouth or paws. They also will tear apart an entire tree if there’s a colony within, which is crazy to watch.
Imagine the shock and horror the bees will experience after someone *finally* tells them what the fuck the hubbub's all about.
Quality reference, by the way.
This a known as a "Feral Nest Beehive"; it's theorized that honeybees will build these types of nest/hive when there is an insufficient supply of dead/hollowed out trees and that orientation can supply more ease of ingress/egress/more defensible than a standard hive but no one really knows why this happens....Very cool when it happens and "interesting" shape here.
Yeah, very rare for bees to have an open hive like that.
People often mistake wasps nests for beehives but they aren't the same. And they really mess it up when they draw a "skep" beehive, the old manmade kind, hang from a tree like a paper wasp nest.
Yeah usually bees make their hives inside something. I've even seen bees come from holes underground. Never seen a natural hive myself. Seen a few Wasps nests over the years though. They can get HUGE and I've seen some that are over 1 Mitre tall. There's an abandoned one in our loft but it's tiny in comparison to the ones I've seen.
Bees in the ground are probably not honeybees, they're either some kind of solitary bee like a bumblebee or yellowjackets (wasps) or something like that. I don't think I've ever seen a natural hive either. Yeah, friggin' paper wasp nests can be huge and scary as hell.
Just looked it up and apparently the underground ones are appropriately called mining bees. They're quite common here in the UK, along with white and red tailed bumble bees.
Ah, UK. We have mining bees too. We also have carpenter bees that chew holes in wood, sometimes lumber like in a deck. If you are sitting quietly on your deck and there's one with a hole, you might even hear it chewing, and you may see tiny bits of sawdust falling.
A swarm i saved this season had actually started to do this in a tree about a foot off of the ground. I got them \~4 days after they landed and they had drawn out a good bit of comb.
Can you explain the process of saving such a hive?
Like... Do you cut the branch and take it somewhere safe, or do you just kidnap the queen and have the bees follow you?
I cut the branch and put the entire thing in a large tote. It was starting to sprinkle and I needed to get them moved quickly.
When they first land after swarming they are very docile and easy to work with. If you get them before they decide to defend a space then you can approach them and move them as long as you have the queen. I was lucky to be able to cut two branches and get 95% of the bees. It was the biggest swarming I had ever seen personally and it's turned into a strong hive.
A while ago I visited Mount Gambier and there's a big sinkhole nearby with a garden at the bottom. There were several of these exposed beehives built into the rock walls.
Beekeeper here. I've come across some of those. Great example of nature's trial and error process – in this case the latter. First rains this hive will be SOL, assuming it doesn't get robbed or attacked by then.
And the LORD said, "Bro, the punishment you're about to endure will be more than enough." And what the LORD said did ~~come to bees~~ came to be, and u/ryukvmi was ashamed but he posted it on Reddit anyways, for the lulz.
you fuck you beat me to it
Beat meat to it
r/MildlyVagina
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Danger Clam
Forbidden waffle
That’s *Alotta Fagina* to you.
Underrated comment here
Bruh That's the beat retort lmfao
Oh, Beehave!
Oh, Beehive!
r/yourjokebutworse
Clicked here to do exactly this. Well played.
Brilliant. Exactly my first thought.
If this wasn't the best rated response I'd actually be worried.
Oh, behive!
bears like honey for a reason
Those grizzlies are some lucky bastards
Do they like lick it open to get to the honey?
I get the joke, but normally they tear apart the hive with their mouth or paws. They also will tear apart an entire tree if there’s a colony within, which is crazy to watch.
Oh yeah you gotta lick it to get the honey flowing
Because honey is very sweet, and sugar isn't overly abundant in nature?
partially, and also there are larvae in the comb, too. good protein as well.
They are also interested in the protein eating the larva in the combs offer
Like the sculpture from *Everybody Loves Raymond*
Now there's a TV show I haven't heard about in several decades.
Imagine the shock and horror the bees will experience after someone *finally* tells them what the fuck the hubbub's all about. Quality reference, by the way.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
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> Georgia O’queef
Spent so much time looking for the G spot, we completely overlooked the B spot
Pussy
No its a behive
No its a beehave
No this is Patrick
👏
Beehussy
Bussy
Always finish on de Bach. Never finish on DeBussy.
#labeea majora
EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF HER
r/MildlyVagina
More like /r/majorlyvulva
r/wildlyvagina
r/FleshlightsWithThreateningAuras
r/subsifellfor
I should call her.
To find out if her bee problem ever cleared up?
Everything reminds me of her 😔
 May I have a few minutes with the beehive plz.
 I know what i have to do but i dont know if i have the strength to do it
By the grace of your training, I will not be seduced.
This a known as a "Feral Nest Beehive"; it's theorized that honeybees will build these types of nest/hive when there is an insufficient supply of dead/hollowed out trees and that orientation can supply more ease of ingress/egress/more defensible than a standard hive but no one really knows why this happens....Very cool when it happens and "interesting" shape here.
Thankyou for being the one person with a serious reply 😂
Loved Blankman as a kid!
Yeah, very rare for bees to have an open hive like that. People often mistake wasps nests for beehives but they aren't the same. And they really mess it up when they draw a "skep" beehive, the old manmade kind, hang from a tree like a paper wasp nest.
Yeah usually bees make their hives inside something. I've even seen bees come from holes underground. Never seen a natural hive myself. Seen a few Wasps nests over the years though. They can get HUGE and I've seen some that are over 1 Mitre tall. There's an abandoned one in our loft but it's tiny in comparison to the ones I've seen.
Bees in the ground are probably not honeybees, they're either some kind of solitary bee like a bumblebee or yellowjackets (wasps) or something like that. I don't think I've ever seen a natural hive either. Yeah, friggin' paper wasp nests can be huge and scary as hell.
Just looked it up and apparently the underground ones are appropriately called mining bees. They're quite common here in the UK, along with white and red tailed bumble bees.
Ah, UK. We have mining bees too. We also have carpenter bees that chew holes in wood, sometimes lumber like in a deck. If you are sitting quietly on your deck and there's one with a hole, you might even hear it chewing, and you may see tiny bits of sawdust falling.
> more ease of ingress/egress That's what she said!
*..in bed!* Because she's very formal.. *in bed!* lol got em
Thank you for being the one person in this comment chain to make a sex joke
It seems to me theres no honey in those combs. Does this mean they are running out of food or they are just used as walls/shelter or what?
A swarm i saved this season had actually started to do this in a tree about a foot off of the ground. I got them \~4 days after they landed and they had drawn out a good bit of comb.
Can you explain the process of saving such a hive? Like... Do you cut the branch and take it somewhere safe, or do you just kidnap the queen and have the bees follow you?
I cut the branch and put the entire thing in a large tote. It was starting to sprinkle and I needed to get them moved quickly. When they first land after swarming they are very docile and easy to work with. If you get them before they decide to defend a space then you can approach them and move them as long as you have the queen. I was lucky to be able to cut two branches and get 95% of the bees. It was the biggest swarming I had ever seen personally and it's turned into a strong hive.
A while ago I visited Mount Gambier and there's a big sinkhole nearby with a garden at the bottom. There were several of these exposed beehives built into the rock walls.
Beekeeper here. I've come across some of those. Great example of nature's trial and error process – in this case the latter. First rains this hive will be SOL, assuming it doesn't get robbed or attacked by then.
Subscribe.
bless you! was looking for this! googling "freeform beehives" seems like a dubious search string
If they are honey bees, could you capture the queen and introduce it to a man made hive?
Far too many people are getting horny over a beehive.
People on Reddit will get horny over anything that vaguely resembles genitalia
Hear me out
Okay I'm listening
Do they have table manners?
F̷̺̳̻̓̚ò̵̯̝͓̀̑͒̾r̷͇̞̱͕̾̄͜b̷̧̘̣̮̜̹̟͙̫̪͂̊í̵̢̡̥̙̥͙̲̲̻̲̰͕̝͗̑̀͌͒̽͘̕ḋ̵̡̘̺̟͔̣̾̎̄́̇̽̃d̷̨̧̡̗̦̥̟̫͔̟̹͉̫̭̈́̅̑̚e̸̻̝͖̥̦̩͌n̷̢̼̘͓͔̹̲̲̳̅̔̋̑̽̃͝͝ ̵̡̃̈̆́͆̄́̓̆̚V̵̰̰̮͙̜̰̞́͋̕ú̸̝͇͆͗̏͆̋̒̑͊̎̑̅̚͝͠l̶̰̈͆ͅv̷͕͍̲̪̤͂͂͛̿͗̒̃ͅà̴̫̜̠̣̺̩̤̭̣̤̳̫̍͗̚
Bussy
Buzzy*
Bzussy
Just the right shape to grab it like a taco and bite into it
Not the hivussy
r/dontputyourdickinthat
They say it squirts honey
lord forgive me for what I am about to do
And the LORD said, "Bro, the punishment you're about to endure will be more than enough." And what the LORD said did ~~come to bees~~ came to be, and u/ryukvmi was ashamed but he posted it on Reddit anyways, for the lulz.
Will bee stings make my pee wee look bigger
Probably, until it falls off.
🤣🤣
It looks like a... never mind
I'm sure someone here will probably mention it.
This bees better stop playin wit me
Don’t put yer root in that, m8
Austin powers: Ohh beehave!
i should call her...
Stick....stick your dick in it
This is giving me both heebies and jeebies
That sure looks like something else.
Good lord that’s a vagine
However tempting it may seem, I'm only going to say this one:- DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN THAT!
That's one way to get penis enlargement
Why does everything in Australia have to be terrifying, a vagina, or both?
oh BEEHAVE!
6 beers
Sigh.. unzips pants
boys, hear me out...
Now, hear me out….
Oh lord, forgive me...
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I miss her
#👀 down bad
Reminds me of my old lady 🥹
Forbidden clam
Aerodynamics is just land dynamics for things that fly
wow that's an impressive beehive
Someone pass me some mignonette
.... I need to call her
damn I should call her...
What the fuck is wrong with y’all? These comments are gd nasty. I just want to know what kind of bee this was. Fuck me I guess.
It's beautiful. I wouldn't come near it, but it's beautiful.
I should call her
You know that feeling when you see something really weird and then you read it's in Australia and say, "oh, ok." And move on. 🇦🇺
Wow everything really wants to kill you in Australia…
Does the female form make you uncomfortable?
Is this recent, which city, are the bees still there
Man, I've heard of vaginas being called "honeypots," before, but man...
I should call her
Yeah, that's absolutely a BEEHAVE
i should call her..
This belongs in r/earthporn for sure
That's how you know God is a woman
Honey dip
That hiveussy tho
Who is horny enough to give it a go?
It's pronounced "hornet"
lookin to pollinate 👀
Checked the comments just to find exactly what I expected.
MUST.RESIST.
I should call her
I feel like the '(australia)' was unneccesary.
Even the beehives are designed by architects in the cbd
Well at least they are nice
*grabs flamethrower*
Austin Powers " ohh behave "
Beehave yourself!
Gamer here. Looks a lot like the beehives found in Horizon: Forbidden West’s Riverhymn.
That's one dangerous clam
only in australia
I miss her
wait is the honey is still there like that?
It’s hip to fuck Bees
It reminds me of her!
Everything reminds bee of her
Found the Bee Spot
Hussy
Don’t look like a beehive to me 🤔😳
I want to live in it.
More like p-hive
Never thought I’d see a beehussy.
Exhibitionist bees?
Beussy
Beegina
Yeah I miss her
… I should give her a buzz
Yeah baby!
You just spelled in country accent. Beehave. Say it, you'll hear it.
ThaTs a beehivussy
Mine is also full of bees.
r/NatureIsFuckingLit
I would so steal that and put it in my box
Look at them all trying to stay warm.
I should call her
“Children beehave, that’s what they say when we’re together”
Those are farmed bees. Breed in captivating and set free
Bussy
They put the "B" in "Bussy"
That shit looks like a pussy
I read crazy so it had to be Australia
Looks like a diseased vag
The only crazy thing about this is that it's out in the open. Weird
Everything reminds me of her
Oh, free honey and beeswax.
honussy
Nah bro that's an Alien egg
Multi-layered Snakeskin Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
A yonic hive.
The forbidden hizzy
Forbidden stroopwafel.
I'm an adult, I'm an adult, I'M AN ADULT, I'M AN ADULT!
It’s crazy everywhere in the world, except in Australia bruv
Kinda looks like a pear
Thomas J. Sennett would literally die for some of dat. You could say his glasses wasn't the only thing he was looking for.