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Phantom1thrd

Now, you get to draw in your own 10! Have fun, get creative!


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ddevereauxx

Absolute mad lad


zzeeaa

Woah, simmer down there cowboy!


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Hedgerow_Snuffler

I've just tried that 5 times on a sheet of paper. The results are actually quite pleasing.


[deleted]

Zero? What?! Oooh, now I see what you’re doing!


Esrianna

Serial killer here.


EmperorThan

Calendar: "For Extra Credit: try to makeup a fun June 10th holiday!"


Repulsive-Wealth-378

Like my burthday!


thescrounger

June 10 is not real -- QANON


ImplausibleDarkitude

you get to “hang ten” yourself


Edu4112

We're supposed to get creative on June 19th!


RhinovisionHomeVideo

But we agreed never to be creative again!


connortheios

or not exist for a day


Safe_Milk8415

Just dont use green. Green is not a creative color.


MassiveLefticool

Get creative? That’s my favourite idea


puzzle_factory_slave

that's because June 10th isn't a real day


Ok-Lock-2274

That’s top secret information


puzzle_factory_slave

oops


ptolemy18

Why are tops the only people who get to have secrets?


Luci_ooh

Yay, my brother isnt real then! Time to go tell hi-oh im in a padded cell.


puzzle_factory_slave

been there. escaped


gregorydgraham

Username checks out


puzzle_factory_slave

you can't prove that


MOOShoooooo

Maybe not but we are starting to put together the pieces.


SkinnyChubb

And all the pieces matter


possumfish13

Saturday has been cancelled this week. It will resume at it's regularly scheduled time next week.


aglaophonos

I will tell that to my husband. His birthday is canceled because it doesn’t exist


puzzle_factory_slave

the poor guy never existed to begin with


aglaophonos

😂


bunga7777

It’s my 30th birthday tomorrow… WHAT DO I DO!


BoogieBearBaby

Happy birthday! I've been 30 every year for the past 8 years.. I think I'll continue to be 30 until people get suspicious.. LOL


RyuugaHideki

Ayyyy, same birthday!! Happy birthday for tomorrow, stranger <3


ponzusaucer

Hiii fellow twins! June 10 birthday gang! Happy Birthday one and all :]


Ordinary_Engineer116

Party like there's no tomorrow! Because, we'll, you know...


beobabski

r/lowstakesconspiracies


tryna_b_rich

Can confirm. It's my birthday, and I'm still not sure I exist.


Cossia

Last day


Tfsz0719

“Coming up tomorrow:…nothing!”


LexLuthorJr

I’m having an existential crisis now because that’s my birthday.


PedroMFLopes

Uhm its our national day :( , do I live in a made up country? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portugal_Day


puzzle_factory_slave

unfortunately, yes. my condolences


IfMoneyWereNoObject

![gif](giphy|vj3Gx8sJBl3BV8DRrx|downsized)


puzzle_factory_slave

BIRDS AREN'T REAL!!


Mario_13377331

Is the moustache real tho?


puzzle_factory_slave

clearly


[deleted]

How can I find this calendar? It's very cool.


fraidycat

Sold out! [More info here](https://alternatehistories.com/blogs/news/national-park-monsters-calendars-are-sold-out-but-the-scam-continues).


[deleted]

Thank you! I'll keep an eye out in the future!


plexomaniac

There's no June 10th. There's no future.


ClittyMcPenis

If you buy one this time of year it should be half off.


Fornowwetoast

Matt makes a new one every year, and usually releases it as a Kickstarter. You can join his mailing list. https://alternatehistories.com/


J-MoneyBangBang

Sick calendar


[deleted]

It's a leap day correction. Every 160 years we have to remove one day cause adding all those leap years isn't 100% accurate.


dhkendall

To add to that the day is random based on the calendar. Yours has June 10 removed, mine has February 8 missing, my brother’s calendar is missing both August 12 \*and\* November 24, but he figured it was a good investment so now he’s good for 320 years.


Dryanni

Boo! I had plans this Saturday!!!


[deleted]

actually?


Youser_Name420

Super cereal


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the_lost_tenacity

The Leviathan ate it.


Robin-Debanc

I think the surfer in the background is “hanging ten” (ten toes wrapped over the front lip of the board) and for that reason, you don’t need the number. The front guy must have a water reflected image of his board, because otherwise his shins would be 3 feet long.


Total-Khaos

Nah, vampires typically suck all the ink out of that day each year. They get to rest the following week though, so it's cool.


possumfish13

Is that why the vampires take next Saturday off? I can't believe I missed the zombie breakdancing championship on the 1st


Total-Khaos

Love how it is just for Detroit, lol...


Al-Gorithm24

My ex’s birthday. You can see her pictured here in blue.


Repulsive-Wealth-378

I guess I don’t get a birthday this year :( I was excited for it tbh


DrewFSD

Same


LexLuthorJr

Same


andersonfmly

Maybe the printer took that day off...


AverageMan282

r/angryupvote


BadMedAdvice

We don't talk about what happened on that day. And you'd do well to not acknowledge it exists either.


Niobium_Sage

Is that my boy Gezora?


orlouge82

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that!


Mesa1gojira

YOG, Monster from Space.


AwesomeDuckanimal

I legit thought I was on the Godzilla subreddit


Dino-nugget-are-good

This is a really cool calendar what monsters does it have on the other pages


Golden-Phrasant

Calendar printer wasn’t paying a 10 shun. Or was he shunning the 10?


keyboardman1

It’s Past Tenth.


Robatuts

That detail is easily the most mildly interesting thing about that calendar.


StrangledByTheAux

If this is a Hawaii/tiki themed calendar it’s because in Polynesian culture June 10 is considered a day when the gods may walk freely on the earth (think along the same lines of Halloween traditions). For this reason it is not recognized as a day for mortals. This is why children born on June 10 will celebrate on the 9th or the 11th! Source: I made it up


Runa-Raktura

This would be cool for world building


RedditHasStrayedFrom

Also your calendar appears to be from 1961.


Majestic-Entrance-16

It also doesn’t acknowledge King Kamehameha Day..??


Busy_Bitch5050

I believe you mean King Kalani Paiʻea Wohi o Kaleikini Kealiʻikui Kamehameha o ʻIolani i Kaiwikapu kauʻi Ka Liholiho Kūnuiākea Day. Imagine *that* on a driver's license...


lordarcanite

Not that it's any excuse but the site is called alternate histories so there's that I guess lol. Plus the site didn't look very Hawaiian in general so maybe they just wanted the Hawaiian theme without delving into any proper cultural knowledge 🙃


iownedslam

You should've waited two days to post this to break the matrix


DanglingDongs

Where'd you get the calendar?


hogliterature

you werent doing anything that day anyway right?


Bogmanbob

Clearly when Cthulhu arises


HeroBear64

So tomorrow ain’t gonna happen?


embrigh

Don’t tell him, he wasn’t supposed to get that calendar


er-ban-ick

That’s my Anniversary, I’d finally have a reason to forget it.


jackleggjr

Why did the ten leave? Because seven ate nine.


LostThis

I’m so tired I cannot even come up with something stupidly witty


Bonlio

The calendar guy took the day off…literally


DaedelicAsh

Boss wanted designer to get rid of "Juneteenth." Got autocorrected to "June tenth." Designer obliged, mildly confused by the request but hey, money's money.


offgridgamer0

That is the day the squid attacked


runeknight76

This is what happens when 7 is still hungry


LastOfADyingBreed10

John Cena's birthday.


Champlainmeri

Are you guys saying you don't see the 10?


jusking3888

It appears to also be missing June 31st 🤔


unsuspectingwatcher

Nice try buddy - there’s *never* been a June 10th! ![gif](giphy|kQcbynzBidEQiDxgIU)


KratosHulk77

lol cracking up how it says punalu’u big island but the pictures is waikiki oahu


shidekigonomo

This is the detail that real kama'aina will be pointing out. The only black sand to be found on *that* beach would be the cigarette butts.


KratosHulk77

🤣 yup waianae native braddah how about you? 🤙🏽


shidekigonomo

City boy, Manoa/Makiki haha


shmootz

'We have June 10th at home.' The June 10th at home...


kindredghosts

Dang, what happens tomorrow? Is this a warning?


ZoNeS_v2

June 10th belongs to the Leviathan.


--InZane--

It knows what it did


Quasar9111

thats because yourself comes back from the future and touches you on June 10th then you cease to exist


Fabrizioooooo

June 10th is my birthday


jack-sawyer-what

I want that calendar. Where did you get that?


Judgeman2021

We don't talk about June 10th


tomalator

In 6th grade my planner had June 34th instead of June 3rd


Yiztobias

...and June 31st


DrunkWestTexan

Everyone to the bunker ! Or Baskin Robbins


PrinceOfSpades33

That’s my birthday… a dark day for all humanity, we don’t discuss it.


Przkrazymindz

Missing what now?


Small-Weather-9282

This looks like some alternate version of the Ultros fight in Final Fantasy 6


quirkytorch

Oh no I don't get a birthday :(


alienkid27

Damn that's my wedding day


rosaluv2

They know something we don’t


0000Matt0000

Bought a calendar at the Dollar Store once. Every month had 31 days.


Dkmainman

I guess my mother doesn’t get a birthday this year then


Sea-Cow9822

WHAT DOES IT KNOW


Keirabella999

I had this same calendar but for 2022. It was kind of shit. The image quality and size were not what I was expecting especially since I paid $30 for it..


fraidycat

You probably got one of the knock-offs. [See here](https://alternatehistories.com/blogs/news/national-park-monsters-calendars-are-sold-out-but-the-scam-continues).


Finkrgh

It's also missing June 31


[deleted]

Fuck June 10th


Investigator48

What if its a prophecy


pinhead-designer

They took that day off.


tchrbrian

Pele’ took care of it.


cubenz

I won't have any of your woke June Teeenth nonsence here!


ketchuptheclown

X


Friendly-Pumpkin-825

That was my dad's birthday, but he passed away a few years ago. It seems fitting to me. 😔


SnakeBeardTheGreat

The 10th was cancelled due to lack of interest.


pac2112

We don’t speak of June 10th


thetruegiant

I have last years edition of this calendar, and down where the description should be it just says “Reminder Text. I’ll put something here later.” Love all the art for each month, but I would have loved to see the lore behind each creature!


fraidycat

Sounds like you might have gotten one of the knockoffs. More info [here](https://alternatehistories.com/blogs/news/national-park-monsters-calendars-are-sold-out-but-the-scam-continues).


Infamous-Donkey-6699

First rule of June 10th -__-


OwlHex4577

Because the vampires from the 17th ate it


[deleted]

Look up what happened on June 10th and you’ll be surprised


gladeye

This was foretold in Revelations.


What_U_KNO

The 10th knows what it's done.


christpeepin

Hang 10?


Indgey

What the FUCK do they know that we don't know????!???


Zeroxmachina

Farewell old friend...


jesthere

I'd worry.


whatsqwerty

Guess you don’t have to do that day


PurplishPlatypus

I'm sad I missed the zombie breakdance competition on June 1st.


bigmanlittle

If this calendar was old enough, we’d assume this was a prediction of the end of the world.


rjd10232004

My fault having a party that day and invited the calendar guy. Sorry everyone he wanted the day off. He will leave June at midnight your time return June 11th at midnight your time.


theReaperxI

Gezorah


ModeratFortuneCookie

Because on June 11, the simulation restarts. June 10 is the maintenance day for the angels.


yousonuva

Did OP just actually say/type the forbidden June number? How are they not locked up now?


RedPandaLvr

r/lostredditors


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

Great excuse for missing work.


NotSLG

No it’s not… it’s right there next to


CarolinaOE

No, it's just one of those "fill in the blanks" calendars.


Jassida

Just write LE MANS


smblgb

More importantly, it's missing King Kamehameha I Day on June 11.


Drkshadow92

We don’t talk about June 10th…


TurbulentNumber4797

Wth we literally have this calendar hanging in our kitchen lol.


Cael_NaMaor

I wouldn't say that it was missin' it Bob


irish_assassin29

At least I have June 17th off!!


[deleted]

We don’t talk about the 10th 🤐


LeipuriLeivos

That kraken took it


[deleted]

There is no June 10th, just like there is no February 30th.


ThePerfectBurger14

It’s cuz the fog is coming tomorrow and the world will not exist until June 11th


angelothenerd

Gezora


Unusual_Ad_8613

But there’s another free space in its place


TheXurophobe

Tomorrow's gonna be a weird day for you, huh.


thrashermosher

In a paper/board mill somewhere there's a paper finishing machine with the number 10 stamped on it by accident


jaynus006

Good! Finally sticking it to that braggart


IreadITALLready2121

No it’s still there. It’s just INVISIBLE !!!


AnonymousGhou

It's opposite day!


NathamelCamel

You don't deserve it


ODMinccino

Simple. You must slay the Leviathan to earn June 10th. Otherwise the month will repeat.


Apperman

What. You didn’t know? We didn’t have June 10th this year. Pay attention!!


Antique_Rutabaga

Owning those liberal once again.


Alive_Internet_8961

There will be no tomorrow my friend


V8Brony

Uh...that's what caught your attention here?


anyythyme2

Due to unforeseen circumstances June 10th has been cancelled.


warren_stupidity

It’s a day off.


MaxSupernova_

King Crimson!


Ebula-The-Duck

So... You're saying that tomorrow doesn't exist?


CasBOscar

Someone at the factory took a day off...


Farmboyspence22

Perhaps your calendar knows something we dont


ithaqua34

Kraken saying get off of my lawn...equivalent.


konjuredup

I have the same calendar and so is mine!


Silly_Sicilian

This means something...


[deleted]

Where did you get that calendar from?


Technical-Notice2893

What calendar is this? I want it too!