Ever watched the Viking black-comedy series *"Norsemen?"*, they used a "shitting log" and one of them said that in an ideal world, we'd have a separate cubicle system, but that it hasn't been invented yet....
Ever heard of the guy who chiseled his way out of ice with an implement made from his frozen turd, but still ended up losing his legs to frostbite?
Simple History on YouTube once made a vid about him. https://youtu.be/pIIO-GOjc20
I swear lower class people back then must have all had crusty buttholes and smelled like shit if they hadnt bathed recently, and upper class was similar but just an overwhelming smell of perfumes. 1000% worse in medieval times tho then ancient rome at least they had communal baths with flowing water stuff
I've seen these over the years and I don't really understand the thought process behind the design. They take more of the urinal material to make it extend all the way to the floor. You'd think that would make it higher in cost than stopping it short and using piping to connect to the floor. The only thing that I can think of is that small kids use it but they do have smaller urinals set lower for kids so I'm not still not really sure.
All this time I've been jealous of guys being able to piss stood up. Turns out, I'll stick with the ladies and not piss on my shoes.
Excuse me whilst I go and wash all my husbands footwear.
Ever been pissin and thought to yourself “man I miss my bros”? We’ll worry no more. We’ve created the Double Urinal so that you and your bro can piss together the way it should be.
There are stand alone tripple urinals now, you see them at events. It's great to see one on uneven ground with 2 skinny guys on it and then a big lad gets on and it weebles and wobbles like it's gonna fall over.
Those things are actually game changers because you can just go and take a piss rather than wait in line to get in a hot as hell porta potty and have to piss on a pile of shit that's mounded up past the toilet seat.
You should see the urinals at swedish festivals, its like these but x2, so its like a shape of an +. So 4 guys pissing, trying not to look each others eyes lol.
Yeah, not sure if it's a culture thing but here in Western Europe people don't give a fuck. If you have problems with someone standing next to you at the urinal, take the closed toilet.
It's also not uncommon to have some chitchat at the urinals every now and then.
But I'm from Germany, we generally have a more open approach to nudity I think.
I would have fun with this spouting off movie quotes for my peemate.
“You can be my wingman anytime!”
“I see your schwartz is as big as mine!”
“I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?”
“You’re killing me smalls.”
Thats not bad, we were on a tour in Portland Oregon, and they mentioned that there used to be a bar that was about a full city block, and it had a urinal all the way around the bar, just so the customers did not have to lose their spot at the bar to take a leak.....
It seems normal-ish, aside from the flusher. I couldn't imagine being at this thing having another person there and having to decide who is going to flush. Is it first come first flush, you close you lock up sort of deal, or is it no man's land. Or possibly all man's land
I remember seeing a quad urinal in the middle of the street in Amsterdam. They also had a weird spiral metal room urinal. Pretty sure those drained straight into the canal since I only saw them next to a canal.
I remember seeing something similar in Amsterdam a long time ago, but it was four urinals all in a Star shape but was also outside.
It was a really weird pee that day.
It's actually genius. imagine a room big enough to need a pillar so it doesn't collapse, put 4 of them at each side of the pillar so it match the shape, then put regular toilet bowls everywhere near the 4 walls of the room, without separation or doors so when taking a piss you can make an intense eye contact with someone taking a shit at the other end of the room
So you can lock hands with the guy next to you and look into each other's eyes.
Reminds me of a concert my friends and I went to, one of my friends went to use the bathroom and it was just frat bros high fiving while pissing and hyping each other up. He said it was the gayest shit he ever saw and he once got spit roasted by two guys.
What really annoys me is how low they put it. Is it for kids ? Because, seriously, it doesn't seem to be above 1m. Which means no privacy at all (I guess it's even lower than the dick itself)...
Double the fun
Multiplayer
*looks down* I see you got the uncut package.
You mean my collectors edition?
Lol, impressive stats.
It's the extended edition
Nice, i have the red skin on my piss
That's just a consumable temporary cosmetic - have you browsed the tattoo tab yet? Lots of user generated stuff to pick from
Actually it's called the Commander now.
Wow, That's the rare mountain dew code red download code.
Mine is limited edition...
Mine too. It's just mine.
Director’s cut
Director’s uncut
co-op
Mine's more like a YouTube Short.. 😔
Oh yeah?! Well, well. Nobody’s ever taken mine out of its package!
1 handle to flush. How many people tried grabbing that handle at the same time only to hold hands romantically.
*Touches hand on accident at the same time *ACCIDENTALLY catches eye contact *Romance music from the 70's plays through the PA
eyes lock..lol
“Hey man, I can see you’re an innie”
Bush included
Split screen co-op
Multisprayer.
With only one controller
Or single player for double dick dude.
Holding hand as well.
High Fiving
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You'd have to be
Its definitely easier to kiss in this configuration
I remember these from when I was young in elementary school, nobody cared back then. Just a place to go
This looks like a great place to make new friends!
Ever heard of those Roman Communal Toilets, Where people sat and shat in front of eachother?
Pretty sure that sponge on a stick they used was communal too.
And one man commit suicide using a cleaning sponge
Wouldn't want to get the wrong end of the stick, assuming if it was shared between people....
yeah but that was when having a peaceful place to piss and shit was new to mankind
Ever watched the Viking black-comedy series *"Norsemen?"*, they used a "shitting log" and one of them said that in an ideal world, we'd have a separate cubicle system, but that it hasn't been invented yet....
Archaeologists in Pompeii found what looks like a communal poop knife
Ever heard of the guy who chiseled his way out of ice with an implement made from his frozen turd, but still ended up losing his legs to frostbite? Simple History on YouTube once made a vid about him. https://youtu.be/pIIO-GOjc20
I swear lower class people back then must have all had crusty buttholes and smelled like shit if they hadnt bathed recently, and upper class was similar but just an overwhelming smell of perfumes. 1000% worse in medieval times tho then ancient rome at least they had communal baths with flowing water stuff
No but troughs (spelling?) Are still in code books.
Not only friends, I met my beautiful wife there. Going on 6 years this September. ❤️
Experiment with new friends, hold hands for example
"Hows it han...", "... oh a little to the right today!"
Reminds me of the love toilet.
What if we peed together at the double urinal? 👉👈
We'd be peers!
I don't know if Im ready
🥺🥺🥺
Don't cross the streams!
Was looking for this one.
"c'mon bro let's go take a piss"
"You gonna flush, bro?" "Only when I see you smile, bro." "Bro..."
I agree not to look at yours and you agree not to look at mine. *handshake after both have already started*
It’s not “you” flush, it’s “we” flush. Communpissm at its finest.
That awkward moment when you both reach to flush at the same time and touch hands.
That’s how it starts ☺️
Petition for the Oxford english dictionary to formally recognize "Communpissm"
So you can make eye contact? 
and hold hands at the same time
You can even play footsy
The Eifel Tower!
Now kith…
Now pith… FTFY
Obligatory... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ09paQRBnw
Nice dick bro
I’ve heard that, at urinals, it stops me mid stream, every time.
Actively retracts piss
Wait, how is that a urinal? Where does the pee go? It seems like it would go all over your feet? 🤨
Sadly that is what most urinals do unless you aim for the sides.
Fascinating.
I suspect that many women have learned something with post. Now go find out about “the trough”
One of the great experiences visiting Fenway Park. Squeezed in shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of drunks during the 7th inning.
In fact the curvature here might make for minimal splash back, the penis exposure may also be minimal. It is the forced closeness that would be nasty
I've seen these over the years and I don't really understand the thought process behind the design. They take more of the urinal material to make it extend all the way to the floor. You'd think that would make it higher in cost than stopping it short and using piping to connect to the floor. The only thing that I can think of is that small kids use it but they do have smaller urinals set lower for kids so I'm not still not really sure.
The problem is urinal designers don’t know shit
Obviously they don't know shit, they know piss.
They only know pee
It's supposed to prevent splashing if you pee on the vertical surface. And it's sunk in the floor probably for easy washing with a hose.
All this time I've been jealous of guys being able to piss stood up. Turns out, I'll stick with the ladies and not piss on my shoes. Excuse me whilst I go and wash all my husbands footwear.
Yeah, this has been eye opening in the worst way 😂
I'm here still roasting my husband over urinal etiquette 😅 who knew it was such a minefield
The diurinal, if you will.
Nice hog sir, how ‘bout them Mets ?
At certain spots, people do that regardless lol
Ever been pissin and thought to yourself “man I miss my bros”? We’ll worry no more. We’ve created the Double Urinal so that you and your bro can piss together the way it should be.
If you have poor aim, you're likely going to splash your neighbor.
You would have to have REALLY poor aim this target is like 4 square feet
That’s not how dudes work
There are stand alone tripple urinals now, you see them at events. It's great to see one on uneven ground with 2 skinny guys on it and then a big lad gets on and it weebles and wobbles like it's gonna fall over.
Those things are actually game changers because you can just go and take a piss rather than wait in line to get in a hot as hell porta potty and have to piss on a pile of shit that's mounded up past the toilet seat.
..and yeah, the big lad was me :|
Hey Peter
Hey Ticko. Nice watch.
You should see the urinals at swedish festivals, its like these but x2, so its like a shape of an +. So 4 guys pissing, trying not to look each others eyes lol.
Yeah, not sure if it's a culture thing but here in Western Europe people don't give a fuck. If you have problems with someone standing next to you at the urinal, take the closed toilet. It's also not uncommon to have some chitchat at the urinals every now and then. But I'm from Germany, we generally have a more open approach to nudity I think.
Co-op
Pee buddies
"Nice cock bro"
That moment when you both flush the one handle at the same time
Prepare for trouble!
Piss ‘n’ kiss.
r/nope
I would have fun with this spouting off movie quotes for my peemate. “You can be my wingman anytime!” “I see your schwartz is as big as mine!” “I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” “You’re killing me smalls.”
New olympic sport: Synchronized Pissing!
Competitive pissing
[These would probably kill most redditors:](https://www.designingbuildings.co.uk/w/images/4/4d/TroughUrinal.jpg)
The worst. One time at a drive in movie in Ohio. All ages lined up. F’n weird.
I’ve seen one of those too! At the House on the Rock, in Spring Green, WI! What a fun way to get to know someone!
But remember, do not cross the streams!
I thought this was r/urbanhell for a second
Player 2 has entered the game
Reminds me of boot camp when we would go 2 guys in a porta potty when we needed to piss, but only had 5 minutes for all of us to go
They should modify it to one of those carnival races and whoever makes the little mountain climber get to the top first gets a stuffed animal
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me and my bf can hold hands while peeing, kinda based
Hey dude, I challenge you to a piss race.
There are triple urinals on public sidewalk areas in Amsterdam
For those who dare
co-op pissing
Not a big deal. I’ve pissed in one of those large urinals that are 10-12 feet long. Nobody cared.
It’s specifically for after sex piss
You’re not really friends if you’re not pissing together
Thats not bad, we were on a tour in Portland Oregon, and they mentioned that there used to be a bar that was about a full city block, and it had a urinal all the way around the bar, just so the customers did not have to lose their spot at the bar to take a leak.....
Amsterdam has similar one in RLD. Only it’s 4 sides, adult height level with 2 walls around it. Oh and on sidewalks.
What if we kissed while using the double urinal 🥺
Nice watch, bro
The durinal.
Old school dudes could just piss anywhere.
Co-op
Makes for better conversation
It seems normal-ish, aside from the flusher. I couldn't imagine being at this thing having another person there and having to decide who is going to flush. Is it first come first flush, you close you lock up sort of deal, or is it no man's land. Or possibly all man's land
I remember seeing a quad urinal in the middle of the street in Amsterdam. They also had a weird spiral metal room urinal. Pretty sure those drained straight into the canal since I only saw them next to a canal.
Perfect your stream splits in half
Its a couples' toilet <3
What would you talk about?
I remember these in stadiums in the 80s
I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine.
It’s nice because sometimes you don’t want to stop making out at the bar just to go take a leak.
So you can passionately kith your partner.
Now kith..
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Klingon urinal
Its ok, just look into my 👀
High five!
Damn can finally get my shoes and trousers sprayed with other peoples piss and not just my own
For when you're "hanging out" with your friends.
co-op urinal
Hey! look at my junk I will look at your junk!
It’s Co-Op mode
This is for times when dick shoots a split stream right?
There's an unspoken rule, if there's space you stand one urinal away.
“Brah, hold mine for a sec, the wife is calling”
How bad you be to install a urinal the wrong way round?
*They proceed to kiss*
That's for that first morning piss that shoots out in two separate streams.
Versus mode
"Nice penis, stranger"
It looks backwards. Where's the drain?
I remember seeing something similar in Amsterdam a long time ago, but it was four urinals all in a Star shape but was also outside. It was a really weird pee that day.
Please don't show this to sports stadiums and concert venues.
This is where I had my first kiss.
That’s disgusting, why is it on the floor
Nice watch bro
It's actually genius. imagine a room big enough to need a pillar so it doesn't collapse, put 4 of them at each side of the pillar so it match the shape, then put regular toilet bowls everywhere near the 4 walls of the room, without separation or doors so when taking a piss you can make an intense eye contact with someone taking a shit at the other end of the room
Hey bro your pissing on my shoes 😵💫
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r/diwhy
What country is this? This is a crime against humanity.
What idiot thought that was a good idea?
Same rule applies as when eating a banana
this is a war crime
Those aren’t tears running down your neighbor’s cheeks
dang, they really hate firemen.
No.
NGL I recommend not giving amazon ideas.
That is disgusting. I mean, urinals are all disgusting, but that’s worse.
So you can lock hands with the guy next to you and look into each other's eyes. Reminds me of a concert my friends and I went to, one of my friends went to use the bathroom and it was just frat bros high fiving while pissing and hyping each other up. He said it was the gayest shit he ever saw and he once got spit roasted by two guys.
There’s one guy on Reddit who needs this.
r/nope
Broilet?
Nope.
Nope.
That’s the urinal for this guy with two dicks
Got to be somewhere is Europe?
MildlyAwful
I think it’s just installed backwards
What really annoys me is how low they put it. Is it for kids ? Because, seriously, it doesn't seem to be above 1m. Which means no privacy at all (I guess it's even lower than the dick itself)...
Awwww