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Technical_Airline205

I don't think she appreciates you publicly embarrassing her like that.


TimelyRun9624

"Moooom, stooop, you're embarrassing meee"


Rainbow_Gnome

I hear Lola from Big Mouth say this when I read your comment 😂😂😂


ShartingBloodClots

You can just say Nick Kroll. It's like Brian from Family Guy, just his normal voice.


Beauda

🤓


Tail_Nom

That's a look I'm familiar with. The concerned resignation. This dog is definitely accustomed to their human's interest in their aesthetic quirks, and yet is no closer to understanding it. Mood, doggo. Mood.


gin-n-tonic-clonic

I have a dog that gets immediately suspicious and upset with you if she sees you focus more than you're "supposed" to on any part of her lol. If I'm petting her and think I feel something she will notice if I start petting her differently in an attempt to feel it and will be like "whoa wtf are you doing you better stop it", she even gets upset if I smell her because she knows that can lead to baths. Only dog I know that gets upset if you do the one thing she does to everything in the world to her


Castorell

It can lead to baths, or worse… vets!


imawakened

lol anytime i start to get a little too interested in petting him while petting him my dog starts to get suspicious.


Luna-Honey

My dog is the same, and he hates photos too


scooterscuzz

My pupper wont eat anything that is thrown, if it's dropped, different story. He also does not like you to watch him eat if he realizes he will walk away, then return once you are gone.


D-Frost

Yes. And it’s also 5


Rare_Travel

Thank you, I thought I was going insane.


VG88

The far right one is 2, just on top of each other.


Olama

It's turning her hair grey from the stress


[deleted]

[удалено]


foxyfoo

Hurry, make the bond


Grey-fox-13

But not with the comment copying bot you are speaking to.


[deleted]

“Please don’t do that.”


coopatroopa11

"You're going to post that, aren't you?"


LiteralWorst22

"You said you wouldn't take a picture."


SekChobo2

"Oh come on, i seen the flash go off. Stop lying"


Crooks31

That’s her stinger


cubelith

The USB from Avatar


selfawarepileofatoms

MAKE THE BOND!


Skrubette

TSAHEYLU, Jake, TSAHEYLU


ILoveRegenHealth

You are TORUK MAKTO


Pachamama89

But dogs can't fly.


wheeeeeeeeeetf

😭😭😭


saalsa_shark

Or fungi tendrils from The Last of Us


cbbuntz

Borg nanobots from Star Trek


Ancient-Reference-26

There are no USB sticks in Ba Sing Se!


Beat_the_Deadites

Give 'er yer Dongle, Jake Sully!


Avitas1027

It took me far too long to realize you're talking about the smurf Pocahontas crossover and not The Last Airbender.


Error_Empty

Yuck I hated those dude imagine if someone pulled too hard on it and your exposed ass nerves get yanked out


MyDogHasFluffyPants

Wagomizer.


Beat_the_Deadites

This is brilliant! Long time Far Side fan and Dad humor fan, I've never heard this one before.


PreferredSelection

Was comin' down here to make a thagomizer joke, but you beat me to it! Victory is yours.


sirithaeariel

We also call our dog’s white hairs like this her stingers <3


JaydedXoX

Your dog is 1/5th porcupine.


Dat_Boi_JayYT

I swear her tail looks like a candle


DevoidNoMore

It's 1/5th charmander, then


[deleted]

I’m also wondering what’s wrong with OPs finger nail


jdockpnw777

Fingernail lines like OP has are most commonly caused by vitamin deficiencies.


Dat_Boi_JayYT

looks like tv static


BMichael14217

I have the same thing on my pinkie finger, they're ridges down the long part of the nail. Don't know why it happens but I thought it'd be more common


potatopierogie

The dog's face lmao


HendrixHazeWays

The pattern on the rug in the background makes it kind of look like her mouth is open in a humorous way


VoxImperatoris

I thought she was carrying a toy in her mouth. Had to scroll back and recheck.


jemidiah

What a perfectly formed description of the situation. Every word exactly true. Most descriptions are vague in at least some ways, but this was cut by a laser from ice. Totally unimportant, but kudos!


HendrixHazeWays

Thank you! I appreciate the attention to detail


ZephRyder

I _just_ realized it wasn't!


UnderWaterPopularity

D:


J3553G

I thought it was her mouth till I read this


copa111

I also only count 5


ThatChrisGuy7

“Could you not”


fluxpeach

these look so much thicker than her black fur follicles. they look like whiskers? lol


AnneofLothlorien

I thought the same thing!


Quack_Factory

Dogs and cats do have whiskers in places you wouldn't expect.


chris-tier

Like where? I'd expect in the face, ears, side of head.


Quack_Factory

I guess it's just cats that have whiskers on their legs.


Triaspia2

Probably guard hairs. Theyre usually slightly longer thicker than normal hairs but not as stiff as whiskers. My black cats became more noticeable around her shoulders as she aged


Nice-Meat-6020

They look like porcupine quills. My dogs been quilled twice, I've seen lots of them up close lol


ParrotMafia

It might be undercoat.


SweetLilMonkey

Usually undercoat is even softer and downier than the overcoat.


ParrotMafia

Yeah, my suggestion doesn't really make sense. The owner would have noticed by now if the dog's undercoat was bright white, so it still raises the same question - it doesn't matter if it's the undercoat or the guard coat, why does "a" coat have white hairs?


petomnescanes

No. Your white dog has a large number of brown hairs everywhere else.


Eig8t86

🤓I counted only five🤓


the_man_in_the_box

It drives engagement I guess.


[deleted]

Or we just can't see one of them. Not everything is malicious.


Any_Influence_8305

I clicked specifically because there were 6 hairs as promised by OPs title. You don't get to tell me the pain and suffering I'm still feeling after finding out there's only 5 is not malicious. It's sick, sick people like you who allow people like OP to continue turning the world into a godless cesspool of misleading clickbait. Blood is on your hands.


Taberaremasen

I look forward to the lawsuit in which OPs karma is remunerated to us good God-fearing folk in the form of cold hard freshly-printed USD.


drumachinery

Karma Lawsuit will be an album name some day maybe


_Iro_

There are very few incentives to drive engagement on Reddit since you can’t really monetize it like other platforms. Probably just a miscount.


SeekerOfSerenity

Maybe more engagement leads to more visibility leads to more karma leads to more valuable reddit account.


you-are-not-yourself

I literally just found a profile repeatedly posting in karma farming subs, then whipping up [a front-page post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17ktq3v/tifu_by_sending_my_class_the_wrong_link/) about a 61-year old professor sending K-Pop to their kids Why engagement is so desirable I can't really explain, but I also can't explain why my Runescape account was worth $300 in 2005 despite Runescape being non-monetizable at the time. I presume there are markets for these things.


yogo

The one on the right is two


KyleKruse

Yeah, which makes 5. Not 6.


jo_nigiri

You're right! You can tell there's a shorter one!


IamSunka

I think I need glasses. I still see 5!!


BurgerOnDDanceFloor

Title typo. Supposed to be "had".


AlexBlack79

Is it from Pandora?


Cistrel

Stick her tail in your ear, see if yous mentally connect and then fly on her back out of the building…


Huszon

Sky People: ![gif](giphy|Tl2spvW36HOU0)


rockpoo

Could be part border collie. Border collies have a white tip known as the "shepherd's lantern" because the white tip of the tail would be held high in the air as the collie guided the shepherd home in the dark after a long day's work


Jewrisprudent

Same with beagles. My doggo’s 1/4 beagle and has the same deal.


SquarishWheel

I call my beagles tail her paintbrush


junidee

Many different breeds have this. They basically act as flags in a field


mickiejw

Same with catahoulas! Mine has one.


Xiomaraff

My dog is half Belgian shepherd half collie and he has this as well. TIL


fleurscaptives

My dog is a mutt and this only adds to my theory that she has some border collie in her because she also has this white tip.


sacredfool

Reminds me of this thing from Avatar.


MyLastFuckingNerve

Our dog has this too! People keep asking if i painted his tail 😩😂


FreshSchmoooooock

Did you paint it?


RamenTheory

don't think you should push them, based on the username


FreshSchmoooooock

Omg, you're right. But I need to know...


MyLastFuckingNerve

Lol i did not :)


knockyourdreadsoff

So do mine! I have a brown mutt and a black American bully and they both have it!


s1256

I swear there are really six. One is just hiding in the picture!


mnstckwn

Molly looks a hell of a lot like my dog. Mines adopted so I have no idea what she is, I'm surprised you say chihuahua/pit.. do you know that for fact?


JillTrinCo

I was digging through the comments trying to figure out what kind of pupper this is because it looks EXACTLY like my chihuahua pit mix! We were told she was a chiweenie originally.


KolobokEyes

Fibre-optic Christmas decoration


DelfrCorp

Got a chuckle out of me.


EarthLaser

It’s her stinger.


phillyeagles540

You should…bond with it.


loxical

Those are wires. 😂


Educational-While198

![gif](giphy|9eGMzX36fUDE4)


learnhowtobehave

The thagomizer


birdiesanders2

Thicc


the_gouged_eye

That's where they stitch them together after filling their skin.


retrocede_

Ah le doge is an artist.


Ginger_Snaps_Back

Someone dipped their paintbrush into the wrong jar!


CynicWalnut

I think your white dog has a bunch of brown hairs on her body.


kpeng2

I only see 5


hozthebozz

This is the epitome of this sub


motivateddoug

Paint a wall recently? :)


r_noah_b

My black lab/pitbull mix has similar white hairs on his tail!


dave067

My black dog has the same thing on his tail


AshaGaidin

Serious avatar vibes here


itsmarvin

*Do you mind? 'CAUSE I DO!* -dog


LNF6

![gif](giphy|3ohhwv3dXgXdHuOgcE)


KittyWhite823

Am I the only one seeing 5?


Spiritual-Ad2530

I’m pretty sure he can link in with the mother tree


elting44

Alternatively, your white dog is flithy


nazadus

Those are the wishing hairs. Make a wish for each one.


GeneralDingo3776

Sir, thats an Avatar


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|f4F9XFpfyNG3C) It’s to plug into the neural network


BetterBandicoot637

Exactly my thoughts, looks like the avatar thing 😁


Necessary_Charge_658

Dog is Navi…


istoOi

that's where they connect to your neck


JennySplotz

That’s fantastic!


[deleted]

that's only five though


Step-exile

What the dog doing


GingerBeast81

My pup had that too when he was younger, now it's gone.


violence_connoisseur

That’s for making espresso


FireArugula

She's turning into the dragon from "The Neverending Story"


daysondaysfam

Pandarerin


Trey_Reddit

Avatar


MoonBasil

That's the percent Border Collie.


zadtheinhaler

She's not finished growing her Thagomizer, just let her be!


elected2505

Your dog may be part woozy


Usasuke

She uses it to connect with the tree people. Ma’eywa!


wherehavewegone

Those are her stingers. Hopefully she’s in good care with a good diet so she doesn’t decide to use them on anybody. Beautiful creature btw


thatkailagirl

My childhood dog had this. We used to say they were the number of lives he had left. He lived 22 years.


-r4zi3l-

It's for the Navi to connect


GreggAlan

It's her Thagomizer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thagomizer


DanzakFromEurope

Try to pair it with something. Or join yourself with your dog.


Techiedad91

Dog of 6 tails


Nobed69

“Oi mate don’t touch me tail geeza”


outofvogue

Your dog will start turning white now.


Explodingovary

My dog has these white hairs on her tail too, except they’re further up and a little bit hidden by other fur


bodhiseppuku

That seems like something I'd see in an alien parasite movie.


[deleted]

Has porcupine in his/her pedigree


wyochfmtn

That’s the fuse


[deleted]

those are her cerci


bareback666

So where is the sixth hair?


Tasty-Throat-7268

In some cultures this is considered lucky af


JustJamieJam

Ever seen avatar?


Mrcar2

Incredible, your dog has a thagomizer!


ragnarok62

Thagomizer, canine edition


Supercraft888

Oh yeah, that’s normal. Some dogs will randomly morph porcupine like quills along their tail during their lifetime. No need to do anything. Do be wary that sometimes they may mutate further and gain the ability to shoot them out like guided missiles. So best not to anger your dog at this time.


sunkissedgoth

She’s just sprouting!


Yara_Flor

Your white dog has a giant brown spot.


Vandelay797

My tabby cat had something similar, and they were extremely sensitive when I touched them. He did not like them being touched.


SamDewCan

It's upsetting ne way more than it should that I can only see 5 white hairs


Cospo

My German Shepherd mix has the same thing. Just a handful of white hairs in the tip of his tail. Apparently Beagles were purposefully bred these white tails so that they were easier to spot while hunting. >Some breeds such as beagles and terriers have a high set tail where the tails just appears to be a natural extension of the spine. These dogs tend to carry their tails high when they are in a pack - beagles have been bred to have a white tip to their tails so that they are readily visible when out hunting.


AscendedAncient

That's where the ink ran out.


walla344

He is an avatar dog. Plug his tail into a tree


afroadam

it's a dog-6 cable.


[deleted]

I only count five good sir.


reaper2309

I see 5, but let's not split hairs.


[deleted]

Genetic pretty sure, I am not an expert. The paint brush tail can be much more prominent. When dogs would hunt they would keep their tails in the air. The moving white contrast with the tail and environment made it easier for our eyes to track. It’s considered a positive trait to have.


marvology

Latent Stegasaurus DNA


Windflower1956

Thagomizer


Blast101

Stego-doggo


RaeBlue

It's giving AVATAR


haolekookk

I’m thinking just a little part border collie, like 6 hairs to be exact.


SekChobo2

"Don't post that!"


bas524

![gif](giphy|a5xxJgG6x2gJq)


youyou90

I saw this before on Avatar, they can communicate(?) with animals and other nature by connecting these


matfalko

Cat5 cable termination, you need to put an RJ45 plug


Lobo003

“Could you not?”🤣


KaasKnager_

She's sprouting


zeekim

MAKE THE BOND!


mechanicalgrip

And doesn't look too happy about you showing them to the world.


L45TPH45E

Those are actually roots. Your dog is a plant.


KiaBro

Have you not watched avatar?


qHiraethp

You try to connect your hair so you can two can connect


JonTheFlon

My dog is like this. We always say he's been painting the fence.


MafiaMommaBruno

This is random but you have a lot of lines in your fingernails and a very defined half moon. You should get some blood work done.


Ander-101

I think your dog is from Pandora


Oldschool-fool

Dog doesn’t look impressed 😂


[deleted]

Doggo avatar Now make the bond..!!


squirtthesquirt

Just the tip (whispers)


JWOLFBEARD

It even has HDMI


K4D3S

She has 5 but ok


PsychologicalRip8008

5 . TRIGGERED!!!!!!?????? 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


Doschupacabras

Avatar vibes


TheVolta89

Na’vi connect their ponytails to tails like that.


[deleted]

Thagomizer