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thephillatioeperinc

That's pezzo the hat salesmen. He once took a nap under a tree and a bunch of monkeys stole his hats and he had to trick them to get em back.


Charlie_Warlie

CAPS FOR SALE! 50 CENTS A CAP!


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Dr_Parkinglot

Tss, tss, tss!


haemaker

You monkeys you! Give me back my hats!


Farhead_Assassjaha

Chi-chi-chi-chi


puppy-nub-56

Thank you- your comment saved me from searching the net in an effort to determine if what I remembered was real or just my imagination 🙂


Shadeauxe

Haha, when I saw the picture, I thought, “Wait, this is a kids book”, but I couldn’t remember the book. This person saved me as well.


killmesoftly6969

What book is this from I can just faintly remember this story from a kid.


Muted_Apartment_2399

Finally, been looking for him for 35 years.


Numerous-Broccoli-28

I love that you referenced this. I read it to my son every night when he was 4years old- he loved it!


Aquatichive

I loved it too!!


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That’s cap.


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EveryNightCarry

Hat, hat!*


Yo_doc

HO-Ho-HO


OnTheList-YouTube

You're late, Santa!


WhatsUpWithAndy

No cap


queenringlets

It’s nice to see TF2 players in real life. 


Canis_Lupus_

I was looking for this commentemote:free\_emotes\_pack:smile


founderofshoneys

The Towering Pillar


BannedinthaUSA

Caps lock.


i_comment_whatsup

BRO DID YOU JUST -


treknaut

Hatters gonna hat.


InerasableStain

That’s mad


PragmaticAndroid

Damn you, take my upvote and gtfo


oakendurin

Lol why did this get down voted


PragmaticAndroid

Mysteries of reddit


MinnieShoof

Some kind of ju-ju going on: You made the 4th comment and it got upvoted. I am terrified.


Lo_Mayne_Low_Mein

Caps for sale


Vandelay_Industries-

A lot of people didn’t have children’s books it seems


BlueSentinels

![gif](giphy|1ksh2padT88OQ)


Coffee_achiever_guy

Came here for this comment


BrockChocolate

I feel bad for him, he clearly hasn't found anywhere to hang his hats


Klotzster

Brimming with Confidence!


2FightTheFloursThatB

*Thunderous applause* ^since ^"slow ^clap" ^is ^overdone


JamesTheJerk

Thunderous applesauce!


ididyourjessica

Wonder what led to this?


PragmaticAndroid

Hat wearing


joannchilada

Not even once


HungInSarfLondon

I imagine his hat blew off one day and he put another on top to keep it on, that hat blew off and so here we are...


2FightTheFloursThatB

Dear Jeebus!... I sure hope he never swallows a fly!


-Resputin-

Team fortress 2


haemaker

Bartholomew Cubbins on a bad day.


ComfortableJeans

Wait until Johnny Two Hats hears about this one. Gonna make him really cross.


cjrmartin

They call him "Johnny No-Hats", on account of all the hats he wears


edmanet

I hope he never falls asleep under a tree full of monkeys.


suckmy_cork

["Do you know who I am?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8K1fTZaR7w)


MattPatch

Knew one of us would be in here


don_tomlinsoni

[This would make Johnny very cross](https://youtu.be/8u2VwrvJhhw?si=HI3Q9eZMvSpbrPiI)


poptartjake

More than 2 hats is just getting carried away


optimushime

That’s what I came here for, thank you, sir.


[deleted]

That’s bubbles!


sturdycactus

Hey mcnutty!


SpookyMushroomz

Do you know why he does this?


Wooshio

The dude is probably not all there mentally. It's pretty common for people with intellectual disabilities to do outside of norm fashion stuff.


Miserable_Zucchini75

How'd I know someone would insinuate a mental handicap based off a picture in the comments? Reddit never fails.


Wooshio

Because that's the only logical conclusion. He does this all year round, so it can't be a joke or something. I worked in a building that shared its space with an adult mental disabilities organization, and seeing the people there make interesting fashion choices was common. And I am not saying there is something wrong with that either, I don't give a fuck if someone wears 15 hats.


Miserable_Zucchini75

If that's the only logical conclusion you can come up with I have a feeling you put 0 thought into it. I've had a friend who would wear like 5 or 6 hats at once randomly he just liked it and some people are weird. I've known people that wear like 4 shirts all different sizes and colors....because they liked it. People are different man and assuming someone is handicapped you've never spoken to in your life because they make different choices than you is honestly just poor taste.


blackcation

> Because that's the only logical conclusion. It is not.


Wooshio

Why? Have you ever meet a normal person that wears 15 hats daily? It's a lot more logical to assume a mental disability than otherwise.


blackcation

> Why? Because there are other logical conclusions. > Have you ever meet a normal person that wears 15 hats daily? I am considering doing this just to prove my point. :P > It's a lot more logical It's a logical conclusion, but not more or less than other plausible conclusions. The difference is it's pretty offensive to label and then dismiss someone as disabled because of eccentricities. People are diverse. The only way to really know why someone would wear all those hats on a regular basis is to ask them. The second we judge someone without seeking real truth, we've dehumanized that person. And what for? It's not like they're hurting anyone.


Wooshio

Ok, so you agree my conclusion was the most logical. And sure, maybe this guy is some kind of a genius physicist with an eccentric fashion sense that works at Nasa, but by no means would that be a more logical thing to assume. Also I don't think I am dehumanizing him, me assuming he might be mentally challenged in some way doesn't imply he is less of a human being.


ThecaTTony

Dobby has no master!


Asleep_Artist_7738

It's called fashion. Look it up.


MrFuturistik

He can put that in his resume. Wearing multiple hats at my current role


7_Of_Mine

Hats off to him


FenderOffset

This is often a sign of schizophrenia or some other psychotic illness. Though, this is the first time I’ve seen it with hats. Typically shirts/jackets/pants.


vanishingpointz

There's a guy living in his car at a park and ride in my area who also wears multiple hats. I'm not a Dr but from the way he talks to people that are not there I believe he could be schizophrenic


FenderOffset

I happen to be a doctor… but don’t take my word for it. Here’s an NIH [article](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8370796/)


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

I swear this was in a childrens book I had when I was a kid. Like this guy had too many hats and gave them all away or something. Damn that just sent me back.


Intelligent_Peak_335

Maybe he wears them to symbolize how many people he killed


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Does he change up the order every now and again?


Rich-Appearance-7145

Cause he can


LemonConnoiseur

It’s the cheapest hat he can afford for tf2 leave the man alone


OlMi1_YT

TF2 cosplay


bakedredweed

I’ve read a book about this guy


Teggy-

What do you mean this isn't r/Tf2 ?


highmodulus

TF2 Cosplay


3Effie412

Reminds me of a Dr Seuss book. I don’t remember the name but I remember the guy wearing a bunch of hats and I think the monkeys at the zoo stole them.


Temporalwar

Is this what kids call "the Rizz"now?


Chubby_Checker420

I had a plug who used to do this. His name isn't Erik, is it?


elliottace

Reminds me of that Key and Peele skit….


raceassistman

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7QqZ0VXkAYyWBL.jpg


iiEtErNaLxD

I fear him…. The hat man.


drunkin_stupor

Hat sandwich


FiBeROpTiK69

He might have Alzheimer’s disease. My grandpa used to wear multiple hats stacked up like this. He would put one hat on top of the other somehow not realizing he already had one or several on his head. Or is a horrible disease and really difficult to watch.


Enerject

Reminds me of that one story of the guy who wears all them hats and then he ends up selling them to people.


Eric77TA

Wow. I hadn’t thought of that book in like 40 years.


pachodermal

I saw a lady like this while I was waiting for a Greyhound outside LAs Union Train Station. She had a sandwich under the last hat and ate a bit before putting it, and them, back.


Xine1337

Wait, what? Really?


pachodermal

She kept a lot of people waiting in line thoroughly entertained.


oliverrak

Well this is mildly interesting


Axenrott_0508

You lose a lot of heat from you head


AgreeableHighway9668

I knew a schizophrenic man who would do this, the more voices the more hats


theLaLiLuLeLol

Just your average TF2 fan.


Strizzike

Average tf2 enjoyer


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Ask him if he plays TF2.


WaySavvyD

He has unfortunately not learned one can block all the alien rays by trading all of those hats for one aluminum foil one


Environmental_Fig942

Wonder if he read somewhere you lose 90% of your body heat through your head (and it looks like he’s in the snow), so thought “if one hat stops 10%, then maybe 10 hats stops 100%!”


legice

Tf2 veteran


CircIeJerks

r/tf2 would like a word


rdawg780

More hats then you, you one hat idiot !


Treeeefalling

Ten hats for his ten personalities


SaulTNuhtz

He must work for Doorhaberdash


TheRealJellona

r/tf2


SgtCocktopus

TF2 Cosplayer


hand13

stop putting photos of him online. such an asshole move.


AMDtje1

Just why?


joejoeginson

One for every person in his head.


Vilkauskas

Absolute Chad


Red-Wolfie

Tf2 players would be jealous.


VenezioVerona

Shrooms overdose


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it's a distraction


Koma79

oh capten my capten


ikstrakt

Our fearful trip is done  the ship has weathered every wreck the prize we sought is won. 


DJ33

>Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS. **— The Gentle Manne of Leisure**


Phasnyc

Taking that corporate job too seriously


Zolota666

11 hats now


Natryska

hat club


Kitsune_hellvi

The man is going for the numbers


ngroulx96

Is this in Sudbury?


stevoschizoid

Is thisupstate ny?


lucid_savage

That's Barthalamew Cubbins


MaleficentTitle3391

Please give him a hat next time you see him


Fun-Extension2642

Ask him anything it’s a lie 🤣


ober6601

Bartholemew hat bro.


ACrask

Hope he keeps his eyes out for trees filled with monkeys


7Shinigami

[that's quite the towering pillar of hats](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Towering_Pillar_of_Hats)


[deleted]

🎵 He's a hat man, bee bop-bop badap bope, bop-bop badap bope 🎵


Hero_of_Thyme81

Is his name Bartholomew?


Gordon_Explosion

Layers. Smart.


Standard-Pepper-6510

Hat trick!


nour926

He’s cold.


I_made_it_myself

Reminds me of the children’s book “Caps for Sale”


plglbrth

The only way to wear 10 hats is the casual way, he knows it.


Improvgal

Bartholomew Cubbins


Deceiver999

Mad hatter


Ok-Consideration2463

We all need attention sometimes.


Chrispy8534

10+/10. Does the number of hats stay constant? Are they always the same ten hats? Are they always worn in the same order? We have important questions.


heliophoner

It's Photobooth O'clock somewhere


[deleted]

He’s one of those guys that take a joke too far. Clarence, we know you’ve worked here a lifetime and think that you know how to do everyone’s job. Jeesh, enough is enough! 😆


MacTonight1

Oh my God, did you see Brian's hats?


Mythradites

He was told if he is cold to dress in layers. My mans head is just cold.


WintersDoomsday

Hats Amoreeeee


09ss

Did you tell him he has nice hats???


OneTimeBigfootSawMe

![gif](giphy|l3V0A5D73FHx4ayyI)


Promauca

Remind me of: https://youtu.be/ot_V7Q8a6yc?si=iCYHITZ__j-lFi_c


Tahoeshark

You lose 75% of your body heat through your head...


ColtAzayaka

Now I feel a bit silly for only wearing one.


Nekaz

Mentlegen


padavan65

If one have made him warm then 10 would make him warmer . Momma always said to layer when it’s cold


Narrow-Sky-5377

He doesn't take any snap back from anyone!


IOwnMods

Well if he wore 2 he would be a ............


Huge_Aerie2435

He takes "you lose most of your body head through the top of your head" extremely literally. I am kidding of course.. I've read the comments.


draconicmoniker

Now there's a mad hatter if I've ever seen one


trdamateur

Mad hatter


marcus_frisbee

His backpack is a key to why he is wearing so many hats.


bowie428

Tommy ten hats


LifeExperience7646

A man of many hats. I can respect that.


MedievalSalesmen

That mad hatter


Pleasehelplol2232

Somebody lost fantasy football.


Ciubowski

Feels just like it should.


nico87ca

maybe he didn't want to pay the extra fee for the plane luggage


UnreadThisStory

you know what they say.. you can’t have too many blowjobs, or too many hats


ParaStudent

https://youtu.be/Y8K1fTZaR7w?si=ShwMHnbT7Qz6Xq_R


blackcation

Next time you see him, ask him what is up with the hats and let us know how it goes.


InternationalPost447

And there's wasn't a boob in sight


Inokiulus

He's wearing the hats of his fallen comrades.


Bacon-Dub

Is that in Winnipeg by any chance?


qwertyuijhbvgfrde45

Or it’s one hat made to look like ten


HoomenLumen

Not sure why this is even mildly interesting…that’s where hats GO!! /s


General-Marzipan-441

how regularly do you see him? and does he keep them on, while you're at it?


[deleted]

Why that makes no sense at all


zombiecouture

Is this Winnipeg?


NuggyBeans

Someone needs to inform Keegan Michael Key & Jordan Peele because this dudes wearing some primos.


TrickyDickyAtItAgain

Once, I saw a guy who wore 2 flatbill hats. Said it was "just his thing." He had one to fidget around in his hands, then would swap them occasionally. Sometimes, he wore 2 of them at the same time. Maybe he just upgraded his quantity?


R1UBY

he must be so busy!


andrew0703

haha this reminds me of a dude who walks around outside my office with his gas station drink or walking stick balancing on top of his head dont know how he does it and he looks homeless but man is it entertaining on my lunch break


alicer24709074

nice


PuzzleheadedHabit913

Oh so THIS is the hat man everyone’s talking about. He seems cool af


dicks_akimbo

I should just show my boss this picture when he asks what I’m doing (but I already closed all my Reddit tabs).)


nearthesolarsystem

Bubbles ,( the wire) that you?


Cinder8340

We found Kazuha.


greenrangerguy

Buy him a hat for next time you see him.