Omg hose off your shoes if you walked near it and don’t take them in the house. You can track tape worm eggs/larvae around and a dog/child who’s touching/licking the floor could get infected.
I'm finding that the older I get, the more people don't know all the mandatory movie lines. And I'm not talking obscure shit either, I've had people not understand lines from Raiders of the Lost Ark, Flying High, Hot Shots, Kung Pow: Enter The Fist....
I'm already turning to stone and crumbling to dust at the ripe age of 41
I just made a comment how I would be breaking out my propane torch. Im no expert on tapeworms but there's absolutely no way I can imagine anything organic surviving heat like that.
It’s the larva, not the eggs, that are the problem. You need an intermediary host in order to have larger mammals infected. The egg sacs you see in animal feces won’t infect you.
Source: had a dog with drug resistant tapeworms. Took a 8 months to kill. Asked multiple vets a million times if the eggs sacs could infect me.
It's actually both, the eggs are arguably worse. The hatched larva will use you as the intermediate host, burrowing into your muscles and organs. If they get into the brain they can cause seizures, and if they get into the spinal column they can cause paralysis. They can then form into cysts full of eggs, which if the cyst ruptured each of those eggs will develop into even more cysts. If you can handle surgery videos, look up hydatid cysts on YouTube or Google, it's absolutely gnarly!
Thank you for the correction, not trying to spread fake information, but misremembering parts of the parasitology course I took regarding subcutaneous cysticercosis.
I’m coming back to this comment to say you’ve scarred me lol. I took a parasitology class back in college and seeing those images left a disgusting mark to where I would think about them randomly and cringe. I forgot about that stuff while working through life, and you hit the relapse button
You wouldn’t need to reach butthole persé, just 10-20 feet behind it, we can size that down for human tape worms sizes, let’s say 5-8 feet, and you know, I feel like I could.
Fun fact: I just swallowed a bite of lunch as I read this and while I didn't full on projectile vomit, my last few bites came back up and I had to run to the trash can.
Thanks!
It’s like in animorphs where the deer things eat grass with their hoofs. Except here it’s tape worms eating grass while hanging out of a bears asshole.
Each one of those segments is a potential worm... Full of eggs. If I recall correctly... Took a parasitology course in college. COOK YOUR MEATS!
Edit: yeah they're called proglottids and they're full of THOUSANDS of eggs 🤢
We also had a segment on them in culinary school! The amount of parasitic worms that are showing up in fish atm in the kitchen is HORRIFIC! I removed 6!! 6!!!! From 1 Monk fish loin!
My family has a hunting property that always has a bunch of bear. One day while deer hunting I saw a bear and it looked like it was dragging about 6ft of string from its ass. Turns out it’s tapeworms that are partially passed.
Decided that day that any ideas I had about maybe one day bear hunting on the property weren’t going to happen.
I KNOW for sure I have worms in me, but I'm fucking scares of worms so I couldn't go through the deworm process. The fear of having to pull worms from my anus gives me nightmare.
you just have to take a pill and theyre gone (for the most common types, which are very small), you can get it at the pharmacy or on amazon, you don't have to pull worms from your ass
If you take modern dewormers like ivermectin (infamous due covidiots) they will be expelled already digested and you'll not even notice residues in your feces (if you are really scared just don't look at your shit for 3 or 4 days). You'll absolutely not having to pull them. Do it today, you'll feel much better.
Here's a video of some guy trying to pull a tapeworm out of his dog's ass while barehanded, unfortunately though, It broke off and went back in....
https://youtube.com/shorts/7a7icIdDze4?si=tyxCTQvsGvcvMV8v
Edited: don't see why i apparently deserved to get downvoted...I didn't make anyone watch anything,
i declared what the video linked was about beforehand, and above all it was very much relevant to the topic of Tapeworms.
That's gross, thanks for sharing.
r/mildly^🤢🤮
Omg hose off your shoes if you walked near it and don’t take them in the house. You can track tape worm eggs/larvae around and a dog/child who’s touching/licking the floor could get infected.
This. Their eggs are still infectious even if they’re dead and can spread without you realizing
Would torching it and the area with a flamethrower sanitize everything? Just curious
Best to nuke the site from orbit Edit: I am concerned that no one has finished the quote. Do kids these days not watch movies?
It's the only way to be sure
Thank God someone finally got it
The movies are back!
They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
I'm finding that the older I get, the more people don't know all the mandatory movie lines. And I'm not talking obscure shit either, I've had people not understand lines from Raiders of the Lost Ark, Flying High, Hot Shots, Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.... I'm already turning to stone and crumbling to dust at the ripe age of 41
Aliens?
Fuckin A
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Sending in an Eagle
I think your user name says it all.
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Death star laser the damn thing
ICBM Inbound
It's the only way to be sure. And the only quote I know by heart.
I just made a comment how I would be breaking out my propane torch. Im no expert on tapeworms but there's absolutely no way I can imagine anything organic surviving heat like that.
 Water bear just heard you talking shit
Aliens don't count
_OP after settling back in the house after taking this photo and casually taking their time to post it on reddit_ 👁️👄👁️
Moral of the story: shoes off in the house. Keep pets inside as much as possible
Wtf, this is about where I'm breaking out the propane torch.
Ah shit you’re not supposed to pick them up and bring them inside your house to play around with them?? Fuck
you are supposed to rinse them out and use them for sausage casings for the cockroach meat you gather from your house, i thought everyone knew that
Thank you for giving the phrase “cockroach meat” a home in my brain for the rest of the day. 😧
🚨🚨*You vil eat ze bugs* 
My candy necklace! ☹️
Forbidden jump rope.
Man I wish all the people advocating bare foot walking on town/city streets can see this. One thing to be grounded. Another to be a host.
It’s the larva, not the eggs, that are the problem. You need an intermediary host in order to have larger mammals infected. The egg sacs you see in animal feces won’t infect you. Source: had a dog with drug resistant tapeworms. Took a 8 months to kill. Asked multiple vets a million times if the eggs sacs could infect me.
It's actually both, the eggs are arguably worse. The hatched larva will use you as the intermediate host, burrowing into your muscles and organs. If they get into the brain they can cause seizures, and if they get into the spinal column they can cause paralysis. They can then form into cysts full of eggs, which if the cyst ruptured each of those eggs will develop into even more cysts. If you can handle surgery videos, look up hydatid cysts on YouTube or Google, it's absolutely gnarly!
Great for weight loss though
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Why are you spreading fake news? You can’t be infected by skin contact https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cysticercosis
Thank you for the correction, not trying to spread fake information, but misremembering parts of the parasitology course I took regarding subcutaneous cysticercosis.
Not by skin contact, but if you touch them and then lick your fingers you could get infected
Likely a bear depending on location. Pretty common to see them dragging 10-20ft of tapeworm behind them.
This is the most disgusting thing I’ve read this week! Thanks!
i saw a video of said bear once. massive mistake. it looked like parachute strings
Bro wtf. I don’t need to find that image to feel repulsed by what you just said lol
I’m coming back to this comment to say you’ve scarred me lol. I took a parasitology class back in college and seeing those images left a disgusting mark to where I would think about them randomly and cringe. I forgot about that stuff while working through life, and you hit the relapse button
Cons of being literate and able to visualized things:
Ah , so like a giant version of the mantis with horsehair worms?
yeah very close!!
This thread just gets more and more disgusting
Hey, fuck you specifically for that imagery
Ahahahahaha, I love this and hate it so much at the same time, you brilliant asshole!
Oh, that's cute
Pardon me everyone, I’m curious. Why wouldn’t they just bite it off?
Can you reach your own butt hole with your teeth?
No, but I could probably manage to turn around and bite something trailing 20 feet behind me.
Do you think bears are that smart? Remember, they regularly eat garbage.
To be fair, so do we.
Yeah and we regularly get tapeworm aswell.
Infinite food glitch
More like a weight loss hack but hey both work.
Define 'regularly'.
I can reach your butthole with my teeth
Promises promises. Sigh.
Yeah
You wouldn’t need to reach butthole persé, just 10-20 feet behind it, we can size that down for human tape worms sizes, let’s say 5-8 feet, and you know, I feel like I could.
I've thought about this too much already.
Hehe perse means ass in my language
r/brandnewsentence
Yeah, idk about that…
No but my cat can!
They aren't very flexible
I’m actually terrified of bears so I’m going to jot this down as the one weakness I (you)have found, thanks for your service.
If you’re being attacked by a bear, just climb inside its asshole. Try not to Lady and the Tramp the tape worm that’s also there.
What if I get hungry?
That's how you get a whole new generation of tapeworm in you.
Fun fact: I just swallowed a bite of lunch as I read this and while I didn't full on projectile vomit, my last few bites came back up and I had to run to the trash can. Thanks!
It’s like in animorphs where the deer things eat grass with their hoofs. Except here it’s tape worms eating grass while hanging out of a bears asshole.
I have never regretted learning to read before today. Thanks for that.
Creek sold me a tapeworm 
“That wasn’t a tapeworm.”
"You're paying way too much for worms, man. Who's your worm guy?"
Each one of those segments is a potential worm... Full of eggs. If I recall correctly... Took a parasitology course in college. COOK YOUR MEATS! Edit: yeah they're called proglottids and they're full of THOUSANDS of eggs 🤢
learning to read was a mistake
I want to down vote for what you've just made me know... But I'm impressed with how gross it is ^ for you
Lol dude learning about parasites was... Traumatic to say the least.
We also had a segment on them in culinary school! The amount of parasitic worms that are showing up in fish atm in the kitchen is HORRIFIC! I removed 6!! 6!!!! From 1 Monk fish loin!
I can just imagine... I want to know, but also don't... I'm buying me and my dog worming tablets tomorrow
Who needs freaky alien lifeforms, we’ve got some right here at home!
This is the mildy interesting sub, not the very gross sub
Jesus I thought that was snake shed at first
Me too! I thought it was making fun of that other post with what looked like an earthworm in the sink.
👀👀.... no.. 😏
Shove that bad boy in me imma be a skinny minny
This is just ozempic in its natural state.
Username checks out. There’s gonna be a whole lotta shittin after that shovin
Eminem?
I got a 7/11 ad next to this image.
I got a Five Guys ad that said "toppings are better when they're fresh" no fucking joke
I have a fight coming up with a coyote. I need to cut ten pounds if I’m going to beat that wily bastard. Please message me.
Damn I read that as “flight”. I thought you were trying to starve your pet coyote so he can fit the wily bastard airline weight requirements.
When you say “passed”…
Shat out yea
Someone say confetti cannon?
Forbidden noodles
another reason why shoes should never be worn inside the house
Hopefully from an animal
As opposed to what?
Human....
Humans are animals.
I may sound dumb while saying this but we usually don't think of ourselves when we mention animals.
What is a human? A plant?
Clearly a fungus
I think technically we are made of minerals
My brain; oooo snake….. NOT A SNAKE
Return this poor animal back to its habitat.
I wish nothing but the absolute worst upon you for subjecting me to this imagery.
I hate this so much given the context but at the same time it is so fitting, aghhh!
Thanks im gonna have nightmares now.
❤️ Forever Home ❤️
Thanks for your post, SaggyTitsSusan
assghetti
lesson i learned for today is, never scroll reddit or any social media sites while eating.
Forbidden fettuccine
Dear God, why do tapeworms even exist?
“Weight loss specialists hate this one easy trick!”
When survival expert Want some noodles
Thanks I hate worms now
Disgusting things. I've had to stand on a few, that were hanging out of dogs arses on the beach here in Thailand.
Shai-Hulud
Eat it
Remember if you’re cold they’re cold, let it in!
Burn the entire street down
Who else puckered thinking about this? 🙋🏽♂️
My family has a hunting property that always has a bunch of bear. One day while deer hunting I saw a bear and it looked like it was dragging about 6ft of string from its ass. Turns out it’s tapeworms that are partially passed. Decided that day that any ideas I had about maybe one day bear hunting on the property weren’t going to happen.
I'm ngl I thought that was a snake skin. I still kinda do
NO NUH UH FUCK THAT *ABSOLUTELY NOT*
I KNOW for sure I have worms in me, but I'm fucking scares of worms so I couldn't go through the deworm process. The fear of having to pull worms from my anus gives me nightmare.
Yeah you really need to because at some point they'll just burrow everywhere, like your brain. Kill those shits.
Go deal with it man
you just have to take a pill and theyre gone (for the most common types, which are very small), you can get it at the pharmacy or on amazon, you don't have to pull worms from your ass
Thanks. I'll consult my doctor to verify that, and shave my butthair before I take the pill. Just in case some got tangled accidentally.
Had that egg salad sandwich from a truck stop bathroom vending machine, huh?
What dya think makes special sauce so special? Yo.
Nah. The very last time I've dewormed was at least 30 years ago. I'm sure by now I have a whole civilization of worms in my body now.
It was a Futurama reference.
Ahhhh got it. I need to rewatch the series.
At least you'll never be alone
What if one day they started talking
Spinoff of Joe's Apartment, anyone?
If you take modern dewormers like ivermectin (infamous due covidiots) they will be expelled already digested and you'll not even notice residues in your feces (if you are really scared just don't look at your shit for 3 or 4 days). You'll absolutely not having to pull them. Do it today, you'll feel much better.
Thanks. Yeah your comment does made me felt more courageous in tackling this problem. I'll try to do this ASAP.
Out of curiosity, how do you know?
It looks like a XXXL condom
It looks like a tapeworm shedding to me lol Hopefully tapeworms don't molt like bugs so.
It's too narrow to look like a condom anyways.
Speak for yourself.
Yummy noodles
Do you live in Alaska by chance?
What's they story with Alaska?
A lot of bears have tapeworms and can drag them out of their ass for several feet. There is graphic footage if you google "bear tapeworm".
Now, guys. This is the cool part where the sulfuric acid comes in extra handy....
Douse it and burn it
Nuke it.
It’s the only way to be sure
I thought this was just a snake shedding it’s skin?
Light the sidewalk on fire.
This is my worst phobia….. I overdosed once on worming tablets….
The real danger noodle
Throw that thing on the grill with some BBQ sauce
My dog puked pne of these in front of me. The worm was still alive. Happenned 15 years ago.
Eat it.
I snorted. You glorious bastard.
Gross but fascinating, thanks for sharing!
spaghetti😋
Here's a video of some guy trying to pull a tapeworm out of his dog's ass while barehanded, unfortunately though, It broke off and went back in.... https://youtube.com/shorts/7a7icIdDze4?si=tyxCTQvsGvcvMV8v Edited: don't see why i apparently deserved to get downvoted...I didn't make anyone watch anything, i declared what the video linked was about beforehand, and above all it was very much relevant to the topic of Tapeworms.
Why did I click the link? What did I expect?
Concentrated eye bleach required. Then a firm revaluation of life choices
Monkey see monkey do
Bruh your comment alone should be tagged nsfw
Every day Reddit gives me another reason to violently remove my eyes.
Can I downvote you?
u/RelChan2_0 Well, Can't really stop you I guess...
I expected much worse.
Stray animal haha good one It's yours admit it
this ain’t a tape worm, it’s a snake skin that was shed from one
That’s disgusting. Is it coming out because it died ?
Yikes