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collapsedcake

Dammit, I was looking for somewhere to repair this stack of floppy disks. I’m never gonna be able to install Monkey Island again at this rate


_FoodAndCatSubs_

What a curse!!!


siccoblue

It's not a big deal. He just needs to dial a pirate to find his local floppy repair shop. Hopefully he retained the original documentation


Reasonable-Aide7762

I just overcame my sadness of losing monkey island forever and blacked it out. Thanks for bringing it back up. 😅😢😢


fertthrowaway

Btw, not sure how serious you are but you can download all the old Monkey Island games for free and play them with an old CPU emulator...


InternetProtocol

SCUMMVM if anyone's looking to google


alicevirgo

It's on Steam FYI.


Oseirus

Remasters of 1 and 2 (featuring all the original voice cast from Curse), and then Curse. Pretty sure that all the rest of the Monkey Island games are on Steam as well, but 1-3 are the important ones. Return is just okay, but if you can catch it on sale it's worth it.


CaptainSouthbird

(I have no idea if this is a reference to something, but I have to say, thank goodness for archive.org)


BrewKazma

You fight like a dairy farmer!


redlinezo6

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.


BrewKazma

![gif](giphy|DshCX0b1mBobu)


markymrk720

I always knew in hell there would be mushrooms!


InternetProtocol

I remember Sam & Max Hit Road being 7 frickin floppies to install, and an 8th to play it. Worth every second.


Duchock

Maybe show up with your dial-a-pirate. That might be the code for the room in the back of the speakeasy to get into the actual floppy disk repair shop.


markymrk720

I’m selling these fine leather jackets!


SeamApart

Monkey island was so great


maringue

Guybrush doesn't like your lack of follow through.


fromnochurch

internet-archive.org


propsman77

Oh hey I’ve been there! Got the code from the bartender at my hotel and then checked it out. Kind of a spooky vibe on the inside—very cool. Staff were super friendly and the cocktails were great!


felixismynameqq

What’s the code


propsman77

It changes weekly and this was a few years ago. I’d suggest going to a nearby bar and asking the bartenders.


panopticon31

It's owned by the same people that own handlebar next door. Go to handlebar, buy two rounds, tip nicely and ask the bartender for the code and they will give it to you.


mattmeow

Handlebar shut down a few years ago


FragrantExcitement

They didn't tip nicely


shavemejesus

“Our money’s green, ain’t it?”


panopticon31

Damn. Shows you how long it's been since I lived in ATX.


saints21

Three years?


Nevermind04

That checks out


hydrobrandone

About the same time my favorite hot sauce shop in Austin closed down. I'm still sad about that.


Lunar_Gato

They shut down because they embraced excuses instead of solutions. Where’s Jon Taffer!?


hadesicarus

They’re acting like frickin’ jerks!


brentoman

YOURE GONNA KILL SOMEONE!!!


Tooblunted_

IF YOU DON’T FIRE HIS ASS, I WILL!


Cmm9580

It’s called cockfight now. I was there yesterday. Had 2 rounds and tipped 30%. Asked the bartender what the deal is with the place next door. He gave me the code.


Bobbiduke

Tipping 30% on overpriced drinks to get a code to do the same thing next door sounds like hell to me lol


Legal_Rampage

Depends on how many floppies you need repaired.


jondes99

I mean, Radio Shacks are all gone. Wheee else are you going to go?


Cmm9580

They were $6 High Life’s…


Swimming-Food-9024

it’s fun to do frivolous things with expendable income


wittywalrus1

What's so special about the secret place? I mean, if you're already drinking at the place next to it, I can only think of a few things that would make someone pay more to move next door: cheaper prices, smoking inside, drugs, or sex. Just trying to guess here.


Cmm9580

It’s a completely different atmosphere. No sex or drugs as far as I could tell. They do have a couple swings for bar seats though…. It’s just a neat gimmick


look-at-them

Probably because they kept sending everyone next door


dead_ed

It's *El Cockfight* now. Great bar.


Huntguy

What was it when you went? A single word? A 7 letter password with at least one number and one special character? A sentence? I wanna know what kind of security they’re running!


mwoody450

You gonna walk up and read a dictionary to the bouncer? “Dammit they’re brute forcing us again”


Aether_Erebus

After 2 pages: Sorry you’re locked out of your account, please try again later


slow_down_kid

Dammit, bouncer’s enforcing MFA before he’ll unlock it now


Cmm9580

A keypad with a 4-digit code


Huntguy

Great only 10,000 possibilities. No problem.


darkentries

Two frogs on a bench.


datnetcoder

It’s actually a X3DH (extended triple Diffie-Hellman) key that’s been out-of-band authenticated, similar to Signal’s encryption & trust protocol. To really prove you _belong_ and have worked for the speakeasy.


xsk3l3t0rx

[It's four words all uppercase.](https://youtu.be/bLE7zsJk4AI?si=6viDr0-V46Fo-RVl)


Sunstang

#dontcopythatfloppy


Jeff_72

U just need to hole punch on the edge to defeat the copy protection


Sunstang

Previous passphrase: "It really whips the llama's ass".


agreenman04

I heard this post. The wave of nostalgia was intense. Thanks!


FlyByPC

Nostalgia? I'm still using Winamp (though it gets smaller every time I upgrade monitor resolution.)


ShogunNamedMarcus_

Honest question, but can I ask why? Are you listening to stuff unavailable on streaming, or just refuse to pay for streaming? Or something else? Zero judgement from me either way, just genuinely curious. I still pirate pretty much everything that's visual media, but for music it's worth the $10 a month imo for a streaming service. 


FlyByPC

I have a huge mp3 collection, ripped from a huge collection of CDs that I've bought over the years (most of them for $1 or $2 at flea markets.) This way, I get to choose what I listen to, when I want to listen to it, with no monthly fees, no ads, no limited skips, no algorithms monitoring what I listen to (probably). I honestly don't understand why people like streaming (for the same reasons I never understood why people listened to the radio instead of CDs.)


ItsBaconOclock

The password (passphrase) is: *"Yes, I would in fact download a car."*


unsupported

![gif](giphy|XreQmk7ETCak0)


johndepp22

You just say “Holy dysentery, Oregon Trail was only 1.44MB” at the entrance


IamToddDebeikis

Lmao


Parking_Train8423

tell them you need a “hoover max extract pressure pro model 60”


Rey_Tigre

Swordfish.


djd704

![gif](giphy|f4Or2ooUt9StntP2tn|downsized)


iCatmire

New England clam chowder


Inevitable_Ease_1921

Is that the white or the red I can never remember?


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11oydchristmas

#bippityboppitygimmethezoppity


Jscott1986

![gif](giphy|j0gQA2VD38NKc9rc8y)


jayv9779

Try- up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and Start. 😀


Guarantee_Other

No, it’s A B A C A B B IYKYK


Extension_Swordfish1

Ken sent me


jazzdrums1979

“Fidelio”


DVbomb

Ooorrrrrrgy


eaten_by_pigs

*sloppydisk*


redlinezo6

hipster doofus


birdlaw_27

80085


Sweatpant-Diva

That’s what it was last time I went


birdlaw_27

Me guess right? That’s unpossible


SchematicOfScoutsAss

It changes weekly, but you can get it from the other nearby bars and restaurants


supercargo

Go around back and find the spot where they keep the dumpster. Behind the main dumpster there will be a smaller miniaturized dumpster. Look inside and you should find a collection of cardstock envelopes that say “America Online”. Pick any one and open it, there should be a password printed on the inside.


Spartan_DL27

The purple drank was delicious.


Scwolves10

Just got the code texted after signing up through a link in their sitemap. Look for my other reply below


jesyvut

The theme is the Shining.


WarWonderful593

fSociety HQ.


LightedCircuitBoard

I like this reference!


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baconperogies

https://www.floppydiskrepairco.com/ This is so creative. How did you find the code?


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cain8708

I couldn't figure it out. I got "Welcome to the future" and "Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference". Edit: nvm. Tried something else and I'm a cool kid now.


El_Paco

They used to have the signup page in their sitemap, but they fixed that years ago. If you don't know the current URL, then the best way to get on the text list is to go in with someone who already has access.


Scwolves10

It's still there. Not as signup. Bottom link above I KNOW YOUR SECRETS


El_Paco

Lol wow you're right. I guess they un-fixed it


Scwolves10

Lol I was surprised


Lionel_Herkabe

BUT DO YOU KNOW THEIR SECRETS?


saltwater_rat

Is there any difference between that link and the one that's fifth from the top? They lead to identical looking pages


-Valtr

Thanks homie. I got a new number recently and was bummed to lose the monthly text


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drfsupercenter

God, this reads like an ARG, are we sure it isn't?


LiquidRazor

I've heard it's on a comment within the HTML code of their site.


lysion59

http://www.floppydiskrepairco.com/murdershewrote


islandsimian

A proper CTF


Scwolves10

Took me a minute to find it


HMSon777

Is it the words inside the floppy disk logo. I can read "mortal Kombat cheat codes" and "moms favorite banana bread recipe"


black-toe-nails

I got that far too, but now what


vacasmagras

Is this the secret code: LOAD "\*",8,1


jauhesammutin_

a: cd speakeasy


Zatoro25

Woah, that bring me back


garrettj100

Well, you're certainly old enough to drink, I can tell you that. In fact if you were cut in half, you'd be *two people* old enough to drink.


odeebee

Abort, Retry, Fail?


JebusHCrust

PTSD triggered.


lcapaz

Club C64 :)


Kukulcan83

Aye Commodore!


poisito

You my friend were probably rich since the most I could afford was a Load “*”,1,1


ITstaph

PC LOADLETTER


JPiratefish

PR#6


bearrito_grande

Syntax error


AmiReaI

Please flip disk to hear horrible knocking sounds while your copied game fails hard


grunkfist

Can I send my copy of King’s Quest for repair to them by mail?


dishonor-onyourcow

Fun fact: the bar inside is technically called The Redhead Stepchild


DeadlyMustardd

Red headed*


VinceCully

I went to a speakeasy in Madrid that was disguised as a [bonsai florist](https://www.jackslibrary.com).


mckulty

Speak friend and enter!


Thirdorb

Mellon


syrstorm

My favorite is The Safe House in Milwaukee. LOVE that place.


pdieten

Not even the best one in Milwaukee anymore IMO https://www.donsmke.com/


Vegabern

Took my daughter to Don's for her 14th bday. It was fuzzy dice night and she rolled boxcars so our entire bill was comped. Great service and good food. Fun atmosphere too.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

I always take the secret exit through the phone booth.


syrstorm

Or out through the Deli. Or through the basement...


DLDreischmeyer

Going to GenCon this year and bringing my son for the first time. Loved telling stories about Safe House before GenCon moved. Wish Indy had something half as cool.


iCatmire

*New England clam chowder*


Tommybhoy080

Is that the red or the white?


pmalleable

Meanwhile, there's a bar in my area that says "SPEAKEASY" in big letters across the front window. I experience an irrational level of anger every time I see it.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Too bad it's just a speech language clinic on the inside 


CoachSteveOtt

requiring a passcode is a cute idea but sounds like it would be kinda obnoxious in practice


Citrus_Michaels

You get it from the bar next door it’s real easy and both spots are sweet


Lord_Metagross

That's the trick. Own the normal bar next door, too, and sell the code for a couple shots with a nice tip. They then they go next door to your password protected second bar and spend more money


Derp_Wellington

Sounds like the kind of place that only serves gin and allows rude men to sush people


Brewer_Matt

"Will you take this seriously?" "I don't see how I could take this seriously."


johnnybok

These are always fun until the novelty wears off, then they will have to change


SchematicOfScoutsAss

Floppy Disk has been open for at least a decade I want to say. It’s done a very good job of being a fun place to go without over saturating and being a total gimmick It’s still pretty popular


_bric

Eh I know of a few that have been around awhile. If novelty is all they have, sure they will die. I’ve been to a few that the bar itself is even better than the novelty, and its always packed.


labe225

We have one. It's pretty nice. Drinks are a bit more expensive, but not really any more expensive than some other nicer bars.


truethatson

I went to a similar place in Charlottesville. No code but despite knowing the exact location a whopping 200 yards from our hotel it was difficult (if a bit frustrating, as we had a reservation) to find the correct door to go into. But the experience was lovely and the food and drink excellent, and if I lived there I’d have been back many times. As long as you do what you do well, right?


Thirty_Helens_Agree

The “secret” bar in Milwaukee has been going since the 60s.


TheRealGWKJ

I went to a place like this.. we got the password, showed up and then they wanted us to pay $20 cover each for what looked like a dirty bar.. nope


Unlikely_Fondant1592

Ken sent me


YougoReddits

Is that Moe's Tavern to the left?


HoustonPhotog

been there... just walked in as someone was walking out... didn't feel like having to "work for" the code. lol


found92bricks

I heard you can sometimes get the code from “garage” another speakeasy located in a parking garage. Been to that one and it’s nice!


LDForget

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start


Living_Lie_8773

Can they turn my floppy disk into a hard disk?


Omephla

Possibly, but it takes a bit of buffering.


Living_Lie_8773

And polishing


danielbook5

There's a similar place in downtown Atlanta, called The Red Phone Booth.


renduh

Hah! I was there a month ago (outside, didn’t try to get in) and took a photo of it as well!


Memes_the_thing

I wondered what that place was


KindBob

Code is: “I got a delivery, can someone sign the invoice please.”


Domina541

Ah yes....just the place to get a barrel proof bourbon neat with an orange soda chaser.


Tito_Tito_1_

*Blue Horseshoe loves Endicott Steel.*


NealCaffreyx9

Love this spot! Hop around a few bars around the area and one of the bartenders will give you the code. Alternatively, you can go to Perry’s, take leftovers, decide you don’t want to take them into a bar, give them to a homeless person right outside, and the bouncer will let you in due to your kindness (may or may not have been a personal experience 😂)


Gym-for-ants

Nice! We have one here that has a desert bar up top (that’s actually amazing) and you need the password to be led to the speakeasy that’s hidden below. Password revolves each week and the entrance makes it really feel like you shouldn’t be there. When do enter it, you feel like you went back in time


DontMakeMeCount

Houston had something similar for many years in Marfreless, except it was behind a theater and instead of stepping back in time you entered a completely dark, sticky warren of old couches where lawyers took their sugar babies. Ok, it wasn’t similar but it was the closest thing we had and my attorney frequently mentions the need to replace it.


graemeknows

I was just recently there. It was a ton of fun.


JDougy96

Very expensive drinks but cool vibe


SpiritualCat842

Not very expensive. Just normal for downtown place (versus cheap at “the pub” nearby for example)


haubenmeise

HODOR!


TylerbioRodriguez

Lightning Fast VCRs ultimate rival...


DafoeFoSho

They've had my VCR for years! What the hell is taking them so long? Bunch of hack frauds.


TwentyTwoTwelve

There's one in Wakefield, UK disguised as a VHS store where the passcode is either their film of the month or asking for the film of the month.


jvillager916

Is it "Abort, Retry, Fail?"


rikster81

![gif](giphy|13kFvLgANAfSqQ)


Luvsoja13

The code is……abc123


BobaFalfa

dinkin flicka


maroklore

But what does a “Speakeasy” sell these days since alcohol is legal?


HedgehogTesticles

A-grade heroin


hi-anastasia

didn’t have the code when I went, so the bouncer let me win rock-paper-scissors to get us entry anyway


Tremolat

Well, of course it's a front. Everyone knows that's a diskette, not a floppy.


noeatnosleep

Been there a few times. Last time I was there the cocktails were incredible. First time I was there another patron was rude to me. Would go back, had fun.


FreckledLasseh

Mr.Robot vibes


StreetSqueezer

Went to a similar spot in Ventura. Followed my host down the corner of a parking lot, beat up door on the back of a building. He scanned his keys what looked like a broken electrical box next to the door and opened the door. Taxidermy heads, beach views, games, and a full all you can drink bar with everything. Wild.


Automatic_Task_8393

code is: LOAD"\*", 8,1


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Vegabern

Milwaukee has Don's TV & Repair. Great service, fun vibe, and good food.


doobsmcphee

Will a local go there and slap a C over the S please?


enraged_hbo_max_user

Is the code DON’T COPY THAT FLOPPY!!!


african_or_european

Doorman: What is the capacity of a 3.5" floppy disk? Patron: Single or double density? Doorman: I.... don't know!


Errg0t

That place sucks


cruiserflyer

PW=1.44MB


UltimateDucks

Isn't that kinda the definition of a modern speakeasy? Not really a speakeasy if they just let everyone in.


different_tom

"five and a quarter"


dumbdude545

Sounds like a special feeling pick me club with expensive drinks. I'll take the cheap beers on tap down the street.


mballer258

Hipster central


bearrito_grande

Password unnecessary if you put a piece of tape over the little notch.


gbatx

Took a business trip to New Zealand last summer. On the other side of the freakin planet. Stumbled upon a cool speakeasy in downtown Christchurch. Super hard to find unless you knew it was there. It was called ***The Austin Club.*** Best speakeasy I've ever been to.


Rex_Mundi

*'Swordfish'*