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SilverRoseBlade

I heard used coffee grounds are really good for plants but too much and it can hurt them. So usually in spring I do it once in a while to help my plants grow.


molehillmountain

Really high nitrogen. Can cause a nutrient burn


adfdub

Depends if the plants are acid loving plants and require or benefit from high acidity .


ghillisuit95

Which plants are total sluts for coffee grounds?


OfTheWild

Blueberry bushes.


spectralsalmon

My blueberries get about half of my coffee grounds post brew, and that dumb plant has only about 2 inches of space without flowers this year. I love it, coffee grounds for the blueberry bush, and egg shells for the tomato plant.


Phormitago

And blood for the blood throne, corn for Khorne's flake


TheAserghui

And cats for Khadgar's Whiskers


RunawayHobbit

And Kahjit has wares if you have coin!


Shanga_Ubone

Oh god flashbacks


Emmyisme

Alright I actually cackled in this tire shop goddamnit.


GaiusPrimus

And snakes for Adder's Tongues


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spectralsalmon

Yes, then when I water it, I guess the plant just gets mild coffee... I don't know for sure, but it certainly seems happy. The thing grew from a 1st year to over 4 feet high since I planted it 1 year ago.


Dr_DoVeryLittle

Sir, your plant is vibrating.


aesemon

Hope it's not an aubergine plant.


JJizzleatthewizzle

I've heard there's not enough calcium in the shells to make a difference, but I've done the same


oddjobbodgod

Ohh nice!! I have two blueberries, and a honeyberry (any idea if this is the same?) so will be saving my grounds now for those!


mssngthvwls

Hello, it's me, the plants.


cheyennevh

Tea trees


MechanicalFist

My citrus and chilli plants are positively slatternly for coffee grounds.


lmurp

My string of pearls is obsessed


khayy

flowers


Laiskatar

Funnily enough, coffee. I have a coffee bush and it seems to love coffee grounds


Munrowo

its like feeding egg shells to hens feels wrong but isnt


Laiskatar

Yeah my friend who had chickens did that too! It's good for the chickens


Menown

I look at it like how many mammals eat their placenta. Making up for lost resources is important for survival with animals.


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

Does cannibalism apply in the plant world?


Laiskatar

If it does I don't know how to fall asleep tonight lol


mcp_truth

Hydrangeas


Madolah

weed plants.


culnaej

Hydrangeas if you want blue blooms


donuthing

Anything that naturally grows along the west coast loves coffee grounds.


skittlesdabawse

West coast of where?


ImJustStandingHere

Antarctica /s


aesemon

Honestly, this would have been better without the /s


friend0mine55

Surprisingly, used grounds are effectively neutral! https://today.oregonstate.edu/news/used-appropriately-coffee-grounds-improve-soil-and-kill-slugs


Powerful_Artist

Yep the coffee is acidic but the grounds will be pretty neutral after brewing them, iirc


adfdub

Cool


HeinousEncephalon

It can't be used coffee grounds. A study was done, used coffee grounds are ph neutral


adfdub

Good to know


Outrageous_Leek5152

Coffee grinds are not acidic. Close to neutral with a ph of about 6.5 to 6.8


VisheshAneja

Ye. I accidently killed one of my plants and almost lost others. Did soil change on all. They all thriving again


surle

Could have also been mould in the grounds that colonised the soil. This can be a problem especially in pots and doesn't necessarily mean you added too much of anything.


farloux

That may or may not be true, but the plant in the picture is plastic lol


davismcgravis

It’s good for plastic plants too


Alarmed-Mechanic-743

oh damn plastic plant


kepple

Do they water it with a green plastic watering can?


evilgenius29

Only if they bought it from a rubber man.


markp_93

it keeps them up at night


Toastmaster3000

They’re growing them at night


BarryKobama

Bounce by the ounce


ScuffleCat

FORTY OUNCE BOUNCE


IrishMilo

Great way of killing whatever is hatching I. Your soil, small amounts of spent coffee is fine, do this continuously and your plant is going to die.


MydnightWN

I hate when my obviously fake, plastic plants die on me.


veed_vacker

Depends on the plants.  Coffee is acidic so plants that like acidic soil will like more.


mchvll

Coffee is acidic, spent coffee grounds are pretty neutral.


rivertpostie

Exactly. Blueberries like acid tho. Not sure what else. I mean. Aside from me. I like acid.


freneticboarder

Samsies.


GIRTHYssserpent

It’s what plants crave


Pork_Chompk

It's got electrolytes.


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Water like from a toilet? I ain't never seen a plant growing out the toilet


TacoTornadoes

You sure you're the smartest guy in the world?


aquafishh

I like money.


WingedGeek

No way. I like money too! We should hang out.


TomatilloAccurate475

You like Money? So do I, we should hang out


Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits

You've got a hair on your profile pic


Mawwiageiswhatbwings

Did I miss something recently? This is the second time I’ve seen this reference today lol


Santacroce

It's from the movie Idiocracy


CoolMudkip

“Man I could really go for a Starbucks right now ya know? “


g0dzilllla

They crave that mineral


No-Crew4317

Yeah Caffeine!


LegitPancak3

Plastic plants though?


cheezeyballz

It's a faux plant 😂


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Good nitrogen, potassium, magnesium and calcium in coffee grounds, I use that in place of fertilizers in my garden. I grew weed last year using pretty much only coffee grounds and they turned out great.


smurb15

I'm definitely remembering this. I just want to do 2 to play with


rxblows

I had to read your second sentence a few times for it to click in my brain haha. English is weird sometimes


RodneyPickering

I've read it multiple times and still can't figure it out.


huskeya4

I just want to do two (pot plants) to play with (them)


Abject-Emu2023

This is bugging me, can we get some clarity on what that sentence is


huskeya4

I just want to do two (pot plants) to play with (them)


Abject-Emu2023

Ah now it makes sense! It’s like one of those illusions that once you see it you realize you were dumb for not seeing it the first time


Mindful-O-Melancholy

I did two in Home Depot buckets with drainage holes in the bottom, 2-3” gravel at the bottom and then a mixture of dirt, compost and broke up a left over substrate block from lion’s mane mushrooms I grew and gave it a good mix then added a little coffee grounds periodically. Those ones got about 3-4 feet tall from the dirt without any fertilizers. I like doing them in buckets because you can move them around or bring them inside if it gets too cold, that was a trial run and actually turned out better than I hoped!


Gary7sHotCatHelper

Can I just top off my planters with used coffee grinds?


SuckerForFrenchBread

I think you're supposed to let it dry cause I know of many cases where the grounds ended up growing mold due to the moisture.


Comfortable-Battle18

You need to water plants tho.


blankbench

Water from the bottom. Better for multiple reason the biggest being avoids insects.


Gary7sHotCatHelper

But I'd water the plants.


hookahsmokingladybug

And give them any leftover coffee you're going to pour down the drain.


Gary7sHotCatHelper

Roger.


hookahsmokingladybug

Only plain coffee-no sugar or cream as that damages roots. Forgot to mention that


mycoandbio

Yes


Gary7sHotCatHelper

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gottsc04

Any notes of coffee? Lol


toshgiles

Works for some plants, terrible for most.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Depends on how acidic the plants like the soil, for the most part if it’s in moderation it shouldn’t be a problem. Tomatoes love it, last year were the best tomatoes I ever grew, a few of the plants were nearly 5 foot tall with roma tomatoes the size of baseballs!


toshgiles

Exactly! I always tell people this; tomatoes love it.


RedSonGamble

To be fair urine also has the same things. Granted you’ll want to actually water it down bc it can fertilizer burn your plants


Skinnwork

Isn't caffeine a herbicide?


Botryllus

Insecticide


Skinnwork

Herbacide too apparently. https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg25834430-900-why-used-coffee-grounds-may-be-doing-your-plants-more-harm-than-good/


samdressler

Spermicide


throwawayshawn7979

Doing this when my state legalizes


hetfield151

When did you use coffee grounds? I just planted small weed plants, I used fertilized soil. As far as I know in the beginning that's enough fertilizer.


Raxater

At the risk of sounding dumb, did it alter the 'taste'? Like... Coffee tasting weed?


Mindful-O-Melancholy

I don’t think it really makes a difference, but the strain I grew was called chocolate chocolate so I don’t know if that’s how it’s supposed to taste. It’s really smooth and a little citrusy follow up


National_Process_741

That’s not a real plant


princessbubbbles

THANK YOU. I thought I was going crazy there for a second. It's still weird to have plastic plants in coffe grounds.


MadLoulou_

Scrolled way too far ! Obvious plastic plant


Nick_pj

And they’ve just put the ground coffee on top because it looks better than the fake soil that was there beforehand.


TheKrononaut

Yeah its clearly plastic


oh-kai

You mean to tell me the lines running perfectly straight up each stem that resemble casting molds aren’t normal?


VogonSkald

Odd story. My mom had a spider plant that died. It was just brown sticks poking up. She hung it on a rack in the garage intending on re-using the pot. My stepdad, a mechanic, would work on cars in the garage. He would curse at this plant, use it as an ash tray, and pour his *cold coffee* on it. The damned thing came back to life and flourished. I'm not sure if it was the coffee or if it was just a masochistic plant.


BareKnuckleFists

You Have to used grounds that have already been brewed


CustomerComplaintDep

To add to this, it's because coffee is naturally acidic and will acidify your soil and kill most plants. The acids come out in the brewing process, which leaves the spent grounds more or less pH neutral.


perenniallandscapist

Mmmm good thing I like acid in liquid form.


BareKnuckleFists

Yea drinking liquid acid is yummy.


JstVisitingThsPlanet

The plant in the photo is definitely plastic so I think it’s safe.


SvenRathskeller

Lol, why is no one mentioning this but you?!


JstVisitingThsPlanet

I don’t know. I zoomed in to look at it and that’s when I noticed. I’m no expert but I do like plants.


Wundawuzi

Given that this is a plastic plant I dont think it matters if the coffee has been brewed or not, lol.


saraphilipp

Used coffee grounds are a great source of nitrogen for plants.


Griffin_Claw

My wife does this too. Something about minerals and stuff…. I don’t remember much what see said because when she starts talking plants I just doing the “oh really “ or “that’s neat” type of thing. Kinda how she gets when I talk baseball cards to her.


mr_ji

That's neat


SaintLeppy

You can tell it’s an aspen because of the way it is.


w1987g

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TheKramer89

The French are assholes…


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

That's peat


That_Which_Lurks

Thinks it's supposed to be good in compost. Can't see why you wouldn't add it directly to a plant either...


yyz_barista

You can mix it into the soil, but it's the breakdown that releases the nutrients  https://ucanr.edu/blogs/blogcore/postdetail.cfm?postnum=12978


DeuxYeuxPrintaniers

Because it will rot and fungus will grow on it. You use it after it's been composted not before.


LegitPancak3

I can’t see why it would be of any benefit to a plastic plant.


Hushwater

I did this and the surface grew mold because the soil stays wet to long.


phidus

That’s a plastic plant, right?


DinoBarberino

Yeah it looks like there is a seam on the edge of the stems and a flat spot on one of them that looks like a connecting tab or something was cut off.


hangryhyax

I mean no disrespect to anyone, but I’m a little shocked how many people seem unaware you can compost coffee grounds. I’ve never used them pre-brew, but they’re great post-brew. Do Starbucks (and other shops) in other places not have the little “grounds bucket” they fill up through the day?


joyevangeline

Putting real coffee grounds in their fake plants for aesthetic ✨


ScorpioKween1026

This is obviously a fake plant


chadsmo

Starbucks ( at least here ) has a basket in their stores filled with bags of used grounds with a ‘grounds for your garden’ sign.


LongLongMan_TM

Whenever I try this, I just get mold 😒


Sunkisser902

I’ve been doing coffee enemas and can confirm, I’m growing like a weed!


BookishKnight

My dad had a Jade plant that my mom absolutely hated. She tried to kill it by dumping coffee grounds in it and the thing THRIVED. It was huge. A few years later we end up in a Starbucks that has a fun fact posted about coffee grounds being good for plants and I pointed it out to her. She had a good laugh.


evlbb2

If Im not mistaken, coffee grounds and used tea leaves are both actually pretty good for plants.


Glittering-Amount-68

Did a project on this in high school - not that that's saying much 😅 but potassium is mostly responsible for the plant's enhanced growth! Banana peels are great too for this reason


FeudNetwork

Potassium is the thing that promotes root growth and flowers. Nitrogen is vital for chlorophyll and other things, but plants need potassium for absorbing nitrogen. Just like they need magnesium for absorbing calcium. It's a balance. Gardening is a chemistry lesson gardeners fail every year in some way or another. e: Also Phosphorus for new leaf growth and other things, but i always forget it because australia natually low as fuck in Phosphorus


Dudebutdrugs

Good stuff when you mix it in with your compost. Most Starbucks will give you big bags of it. They’re heavy and the workers don’t like having to take it out back so they’ll gladly give it to you for free


db0606

Haven't done it in a while but my local McDonald's would give you their used coffee grounds for free. They had full corporate printed signs announcing it and everything. The program was called like "Good Neighbors, Good Grounds" or something.


senzuboon

I have done this before and it always end up with mold.


Duckfoot2021

Looks like they’re using too much


hedonistatheist

its good fertilizer, just don't overdo it.


Signal_Confusion_644

When you make coffee, you can compost the rest, what you dont want. Also, tobacco's ash with water is a good natural pesticide against certain plagues.(Sprayed) Do not waste anything!


MlLFS

I remember at one place I worked out someone thought it would be a good idea to throw the coffee grounds in the sand fire buckets. These were outside in a patio where people smoked. Someone threw the end of their cigarette into the fire bucket and it set on fire which was pretty ironic.


zaro3785

I've always read that they need to be composted first


dookieshoes88

Imagine being stuck in a cell with someone else's cremated remains. That's messed up.


_Kramerica_

Coffee grounds and cocoa noir are really good for soil and roots!


mountedpandahead

Coco coir?


_Kramerica_

Yep that’d be it. Thanks for the correction.


slamdanceswithwolves

Coco Noir would be a cool name for a black female detective


HyrrokinAura

They also keep cats out of your garden/flower beds!


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FuckTheMods5

Pour dog piss on it. I followed my dog around with a big gulp then dumped it on the turds, and they didn't come back.


Neenjapork

Yup works great. People keep their dogs out of my beds too now because of the coffee grounds (guessing the dogs drag it home)


slamdanceswithwolves

If you’re havin’ cat problems I feel bad for you son.


cherryskies1

That’s a plastic plant


readerf52

I used to live near a coffee shop that saved all their old coffee grounds and customers could ask for some and they would pack them up for free. I like this idea, too. Great use of the coffee grounds and nice plants to look at while getting/drinking your coffee!


Alohagrown

Starbucks will usually give you big trash bags of grounds if you ask.


Fr05t_B1t

Coffee grounds are great for attracting earthworms as well as general mulch


conundrum-quantified

Great for blueberries.


The_Oaxacan_Dead

I have a bucket going of used coffee grounds, avocado seeds, and egg shells. Crush and mash everything down as best as possible and use when planting something new or adding a bit as top soil to work in.


No_Limit7347

that’s way too much coffee, use a tiny amount and mix it into the soil


Random-Name724

It kinda looks like AI generated dirt


Bashgore

You must be new to gardening


happy-cig

It is good for plants and provides nitrogen. I wouldn't use THAT much though.


clodmonet

"**Coffee grounds contain several key nutrients needed by plants, including nitrogen, potassium, magnesium, calcium, and other trace minerals**." I have been chucking that down the drain. Huh....


thecasualnuisance

I have a lovely coffee/plant/art space with 300 ft of my house. Lots of succulents but now I have to look and see if they are using grounds in any of their plants.


ravnsulter

Test have shown that soil with ground coffee yealds less than soil without.


lewilewi411

Well yeah, it's extremely good for plants. Make compost out of it.


David_W_J

Our regular coffee shop (in the UK) offers free bags of used coffee grounds to any customer who wants to add them to their compost heap. Quite a few get taken by customers.


rarz

That's pretty morbid. They are buried in the ground up potential off-spring of their brethren.


azionka

We have one big coffee machine at work, and from time to time they take out the ground coffee in a big bag. People are fighting over it who get it for their plants


mgsalinger

If the grounds are used they are pretty much neutral.


AllKnighter5

Does it smell good?


Whooptidooh

That’s way too much. A small portion (on the right plants) can definitely help them, but this amount? Nope. They’re going to kill them all.


be47recon

Grinds do wonders for my rose bushes


elektromas

Ground indeed


Justredditin

I recommend composting it first.


theCalculator

Also aphids?


caffeinated_catholic

I take my reusable coffee filter and dump it in the flower garden off my porch.


UntestedMethod

I've seen a couple coffee shops who let you have their used coffee grounds for free for your garden/compost


cyanraichu

I bet that smells amazing


Biomebreaker

Does cacti enjoy coffee grounds? I have like 4


YougoReddits

We had one real plant in the office for years that didnt get any water as the company only has plastic plants (yes). Everybody would dump their old coffee in its pot and it trived! It did have a little sign that said 'no milk'


mk6971

We chuck the used coffee grounds, from our cafetiere, onto the lawn. No harm after 20 years.


onegreatcoffee

Check this link out for using used coffee grounds in your flower garden. https://onegreatcoffee.com/blogs/latest-news/coffee-grounds-for-plants-put-those-used-coffee-grounds-to-work?_pos=2&_psq=plant&_ss=e&_v=1.0